The Syracuse Journal, Volume 3, Number 25, Syracuse, Kosciusko County, 20 October 1910 — Page 7

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A FEW THINGS. /pFcaSS) Reggy—Bah Jove, I’d like to chastise those blawsted reporters! ...! Cyril—Why so? Reggy—We have been Insulted. The other day the firemen rescued us fellows from the burning and now the reporters have the account headed, “A Few Things Savedj but Nothing of Value.” ■ ' •' f rt Managing a Husband. Men are like children; they want managing, although you must never let them dream that you think so No child likes to be ordered about, no man will endure coercion. But {managing! It is an art so subtle, so elusive, that few women understand even the rudiments of it. Sisters mine, let us reason together, says Woman’s Life. In every human being there is a spark of the divine; it is yours to fan that spark into a flame — that is managing a man—it is tjo get the very best out of him there is to have, and not two women in ten can do it. Do not think that there is anything k unworthy in managing a man—to ■ bring out the best is a high vocation. B Only let us see to it that we are B worthy of it. There are wometf who ■ have made angels of men, but St the cost of their own divinity. There is room for more than one unselflslji person in a family. Childish Reasoning. “Look at the brownies, papa!” ‘exclaimed a little miss aS she gazed upward at a Wall street skyscraper. “They are not brownies, dearie,” replied papa. “They are big men, like me, but they look so tiny) because they are so high.” { “If they were twice as high, would they look twice as small?” she asked, showing the mathematical turn not unnatural in the offspring of a successful broker. Papa answered “Yes.” She made a quick calculation and remarked: “They won’t amodnt to much when they get to heaven, will they?”

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NEW SECRET FORCE Detective Service That May Lead Them All. Bureau of Investigation Which Was Created by Uncle Sam Two Years Ago J Has Already Accomplished Many Things. Washington.—A new secret service, larger and more powerful because of the latitude it is given than has been any other such organization in the nation, has within the last two years become a part of the federal government. Authorized to act for every branch of the government, and to handle all manner of cases of violation of the federal statutes, its agents are sent {to all parts of the world. Already it employs more secret agents, spends more money, performs a greater variety of service than has any other such body of men since time began. This new secret service is in the department of justice. Its province is to gather evidence in all manner of cases that this department represents before the courts. Anti-Uust prosecutions, violations of the national banking laws, and graft, bucketshop frauds, night riding, smuggling, peonage, xkrhite slavery and a hundred other counts come under its jurisdiction. In the work of all the departments it takes hold where' investigations point to crime. There are investigating bureaus in most of the departments. These amass facts and figures, but no evidence. The province of the new secret service is to procure evidence admissible in court in any case where the government may appear ds the prosecutor. New Service Created. This work formerly was done by Chief Wilkie of the far-famed secret service of the treasury department. province of this service was in he beginning to prevent counterfeitng. But when other departments leeded detectives they called on Chief Wilkie because there was no other rganized detective agency in the govIf Chief Wilkie. arnment service. Then as an incident o a battle between President Roosevelt and congress ,the latter saw fit to crush t{he old secret service. The president had intimated that secret service men were, keeping a watchful eye on J certain representatives suspected c>f using their positions for the purpose of furthering their own fortunes. The dignity of congress was outraged. Vengeance was taken by limiting! Chief Wilkie to the narrow groove of counterfeit prosecution and creating a new service with a wider seope than the old had eyer dreamed of, but which tacitly understood the danger of fooling with congress buzz saws. Stanley W. Finch is the chief of the new secret service, which has the official name of the bureau of investigation bf the department of justice. Mr. Finch is a young man, incisive, alert, effective. He has a force of nearly 200 young men, mostly lawyers, and largely college graduates, preferably with a wide experience of the world and of businjess. Violations of the anti-trust laws form a large part of the work of the bureau. Only a lawyer would be able to handle the! intricacies of those investigations. Then the lawyer-detective makes but the case so ly that a vast amount of detail is saved when it is brought to trial. Agents Most in Demand. The government got the death grip on the night riders in Kentucky because of this understanding of law on the part of one»of its secret service men. All sorts of outrages were being committed in Kentucky because of the attempt of the tobacco growers to control the marketing of the crop. So strong was the local sentiment in favor of this procedure that the local courts were ineffective, { The department of justice agents went into Kentucky and investigated the lawlessness. Unless it had directly to do with interstate business the federal gc ment had no right to interfere. A . mer was found who had refused to sell through the organization. Independently he had hauled his tobacco to town and had loaded it for shipment to Cincinnati. The organization interfered, attempted to in- ! timldate him, hauled the tobacco back to his barn, and finally burned it. The lawyer-detective grasped the point that this tobacco had been consigned to Cincinnati and that in interfering with its shipment the federal interstate law had been violated. Upon this one point hung the authority through which the federal government last year crushed the night riders.

Next to the lawyer the newspaper | man is the most popular individual in i the new secret service. This man has I been trained to go in and get the ! facts. There are a score of old gun men of the west in the new service, too. .These are Jthe best men with the six-shooter that could be found. There are certain characteristics that must be common to all of Finch’s force.. A secret service man must always be inconspicuous. There are none of the handsome, fine and strapping sort of men in this work. The secret agent must remain unknown, must be lost in the crowd. But with this unobstrusiveness there must be cleverness. Without seeming to ob serve the detective must see all, must be a bulldog for tenacity and forcefu! in emergency. Early Results. For the maintenance of this force congress last year appropriated §485, 000 for the “protection, prevention and prosecution of crime.” For the “de tectlon, prevention and prosecution o' infringements of the anti-trust law' an additional §200,000 was appropriat ed. Such sums of money as this wen never dreamed of by the old secre service, the appropriation for whicl was §135,000. Already the new service is getting results. It was this force that pro duced the evidence that convicted Charles W. Morse of New York and John R. Walsh of Chicago of viola tions of the national banking law. Il was this organization that unearthed the plot on the part of United States citizens to start a revolution in Mex kp. The recent bankruptcy frauds in Alabama were exposed by the same body of men, as were the land Jrauds of Alaska, and the bucket shop i'rauds that have led to the arrest of a score of men, some of them millionaires. WEAKNESSES IN THE ARMY. Uncle Sam’s soldiers should profit from the comment on their condition and abilities contained in the annual report of Inspector General Carlin;;ton. The inspector points out a whole batlion of artillery starting for the Philippines without a single field officer, and one of the batteries commanded by a second lieutenant of less than two years’ service. The inspector general declares that this absence of captains from their commands is “the most fruitful source of professional disease in the line of the army today.” The time for , specialization has arrived, in the opinion of another inspector general. People who think the United States army stands at the top of the profession would be rudely jarred to learn from Inspector General Bell that the field army is wholly unprepared for field service. He says the new regulations are almost entirely theoretical or dependent upon the experience of European armies. Our transportation is the same as at the beginning of the Civil war, for our army has so far failed to make use of automobiles, traction engines and other modern appliances in the field. “While our infantry,” Major Bell says, “13 composed of the best material in the world, and is probably as, well if not better trained in the *use of the rifle than that of any army, its marching capacity is below mediocrity, and yet it is admitted today that the fate of the battles of the future depends, as it has in the past, upon the marching capacity of the infantry.” To remedy these conditions, Major General Wood, chief of staff, issued orders which will change materially the training of the army. All inspectors general will be required-to submit the troops to an annual inspection in the field in addition to the present inspection, which is described in some quarters as being little less than an inquiry into the accounts and garrison work of the troops. The new inspection will be designed to show the efficiency of the troops in the theoretical work taught army officers at the various schools and provided for iii the various drill regulations. FIGHT CANCER AND LEPROSY. Having conquered yellow fever and demonstrated the value of open air and sunlight in the treatment of tuberculosis, government doctors are now working on the last stretch of the road leading to successful fights against cancer and leprosy, two diseases that have been counted incurable since the beginning of civilization, by all peoples of all times. The credit for the victory over yellow fever belongs to the army doctors. Cancer seems in a fairway tc be conquered by two doctors in the Philippine government service. The success had by Drs. Moses T. Clegg. Donald H. Currie, Walter R. Brinkerhoff and H. T. Hollman of the Marine hospital service points to a great achievement in the treatment and cure of leprosy. While the medical profession at large is not ready, because of inability to make personal tests and observations, to accept the work of Drs. Arthur F. Coca and Philip K. Gilman of the Philippine government service, as conclusively proving that inoculation is a specific for the cure of cancer, army and navy doctors believe their work will be brought to an absolute success. ' Drs. Coca and Gilman, in their paper, tell the medlca) fraternity the injection is made preferably within six hours after the addition bf on® cubic centimeter of 5 per cent carbolic acid to every ten cubic centimeters of the so-called vaccine. If, however, it is reasonably certain that contamination of the vaccine has not occurred ’ the injection may be made at once without the addition of carboUn acid.

CAP and BELLS HE STILL REMEMBERED THEM Farmer Had no Trouble in Recalling Young Lad He Befriended Fifteen Years Previously. “By the way,” sarf the man who had stopped at a farmhouse to water his lorse, “fifteen yearsago a poor boy •ame this way and you took him in.” “Yes?’’ queried the farmer, some■vhat surprised. “You were kind to him,” went on •he stranger. “You fed him, gave him vords of encouragement and an old ■uit of clothes, put money in his socket, and sent him on his way rejoicing. He told you at the time that be never would forget your kindness. \m I right?” “Yes, you are,” replied the farmer. i “He said that if he prospered he would see that you never had occasion to regret your kindness to a poor, struggling lad.” “Gracious!” exclaimed the farmer’s wife, excitedly. “It sounds almost like a .fairy tale, don’t it? Why, you must have seen him.” ‘ “I have,” said the stranger, “and he sent a message to you.” “What is it?’’ they both asked, expectantly. “He told me to tell you that he is still poor.” As the stranger drove away the farmer went out and kicked the pump viciously, while his wife threw a roil-'ng-pin at the chickens. Wouldn’t Go That Far. “I read in one of the papers the other day,” said Mr. Henpeck, “that trial marriages are rapidly increasing in France.” “Oh, you did, did you?” his wife replied. “And I suppose you think we ought to have that kind of marriages in this country?” “No, dear,’’ he replied, edging toward the door, “I shouldn’t even go as far as trial marriages.” By the use of the telephone he succeeded in re-establishing friendly relations with her. Where She Balked. Miss Flora McFlimsey of Madison square was complaining that she had absolutely nothing to wear. “I draw the line, of course,” she said! A’at the hobble skirt.” CoAealing herseif beneath an inverted washtub hat, however, she managed to walk up Broadway without being recognized or attracting any particular attention. NOW AND THE FUTURE. NF Ji li > / WU | Jack—l could follow your footsteps all my life long, dearest. Grace —Oh! yes, you stly that, but when we are married no doubt you’ll walk about ten feet ahead bf me, just like all other husbands. [ ! ■■ ’> Stitch In Time. | Dorothy was visiting her grandparents in the country for 1 the first time. Seeing a quantity of jfeathers scattered' about the henysjrd she shook her head in disapproval. “Grandpa,” she said gravely, “you really ought to do something to keep your chickens from wearing but so.”— The Delineator. / Unreasonable. S “You have not attended church ately?" | “Nope. Got a cow.” J “What has that to do with it?” “Milk her myself.” • / “But what difference /does that make?” / “You don’t expect me to milk a cow and be a Christian durina fly time?" No Need to oWrry. “Captain, is there nb way in which the ship may be savedi?” “None at all, sir. iWe are going to the a bottom; but I j would not worry about the ship, sir/’lf I were you—she is fully insured. You’d better find «» life belt”—Was#. f

FATHER SCORES ONE ON SON Young Man Just From College Instructs Parent in Logic and Is Badly Worsted. The old couple were eating their first meal with their son after his return from college. “Tell us, John,” said the father, “what have you learned at college?” “Oh, lots of things,” said the son, as he recited his course of studies. “Then,” he concluded, “I also studied logic.” “Logic?” said the old man. “What is that, my boy?” “Well,” replied the young fellow, “let me give you a demonstration. I How many chickens are on that dish, father?’’ , “Two,” said the father. “Well,” said John, “I can prove j there are three.” Then he stuck bls ! fork in one, and said, “That Is on® isn’t itr “Yes,” said the father. “And this is two?” sticking the fork In the second. “Yes,” replied the father again. “Well, don’t one and two make three?’’ said John, triumphantly. “Well, I declare!” exclaimed the father. “You have learned things at college. Mother,” continued the old man to his wife, “I will give you one of the chickens to eat, I’ll take the other, and John can have the third.” SHOULD FEEL GRATEFUL. O’Rourke —He ought to be glad to be dead. He niver had any av the blessings av the rich. O’Rafferty—’Tis thrue. The only toime he iver rode in a carriage was whin ,he wint to his funeral. ■e Tactful Truth. “I appeal to Mr. Verity, whose truthfulness nobody doubts,” said the outraged hostess, with a glitter in her eye. “Mr. Verity, do you think I supply my boarders with bad butter?’’ The others looked eager attention to see hew Mr. Verity would get out of it. “Madam,” he answered with a bow, “the truth on which you compliment me forces me to declare that your butter is one of your strong points.” As Summer Wanes. Cupid laughed. “You seem merry,” said Hymen. “No wonder,” replied Cupid, “I want to sell a trust.” “A trust? What kind of a trust?” “Why, you see, I have cornered all the hammocks, park benches and piazza chairs.” “Good! But the chilly Rights of autumn are coming.” “Yes, that is why I want to sell out and start a corner in parlor sofas.” There Was a Reason. “Gracious!” cried the minister, when the young mother had told him she wanted her baby baptized Jane Dell Emily Nora Eliza Maria Frances Sarah, “why do you want to afflict the poor child with a string of names like that?” “You wouldn’t ask, sir,” replied the mother, “if you knew how sensitive and jealous her eight aunts are.” Not a Success. Sawyer—Twistler has invented a combination broom that can be used for a cane, a trapeze, a rolling pin, a billiard cue, a lown mower handle and a wooden leg. Gearing—He ought to make money with a broom like that. Sawyer—He could if he only knew how to adjust the blamed thing so it would sweep. A Druggist’s Mistake. “Yes,” said the drug clerk, “I am called up occasionally to compound prescriptions at night.” “Isn’t a man likely to make mistakes working in semi-darkness?” “You bet he is! I took a plugged quarter once.” The Secret. “You must have made a success,” remarked the interviewer. “Did you begin business on a liberal seale?” “Oh, no,” replied the crooked grocer with a wink; “on a short scale.” Blindness Not General. “It is sometimes well to close one’s eyes to facts,” remarked the mor&llZ€T “Yes,” rejoined the demoralizer, “but that doesn’t impair the vision of other people.” Prepared. •Dearest I’ll love you always!” •Don’t let that worry you, dear, uere is always Reno it you don’t”

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