Smithville News, Volume 5, Number 1, Smithville, Monroe County, 4 October 1912 — Page 4

THE SMITHVILLE NEWS Issued on Friday. BY THE NEWS PUBLISHING CO. Office Monroe Co. Telephone Co. Bld’g

How’s This?

HARRODSHURG

BRIEF AND BREEZY

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any case of Catarrh that cannot be c«»ed by Hall’s Catarrh Cure. F. J. CHENEY & CO.. Toledo, O.

Maybe that Eong Island husband who refused to cook for his wife simply was taking a precaution against becoming a widower,

SUBSCRirTlOM IN ADTAHO*

Mrs. Jane Bennett west of town, wh

We, the undersigned, have known F J. Cheney for the last 15 years, and believe him perfectly honorable in all business transaction and financially able to carry out any obligations made by his firm.

has been in poor health all summer died Tuesday morning and was burie« here Wedneaady. Funeral sermon wa; preached by Rev. C. S. Bair.

One Year t 75c Six Months 50c Three Months. 25c

Entered at second class matter Aug. 3rd, 1908, at the Post Office at Smithville, Indiana, under the act of March 3rd, 1179.

As Adam was surveying the animals he was called to name, he smiled with satisfation as he remarked: “Whatever else may

The penple for miles around enjoye* a holiday daring the visit of th soldiers here last week. Soldiers aa

NATIONAL BANK OF COMMERCE Toledo, O.

LOCAL NEWS

never will be a shortage in the supply of party emblems.

Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting direct upon the blood and mucous srufaces of the system. Testi-

citizens mixed up in a friendly wi and all seamed to enjoy themselves. Neill Walthcr, of Marshall In

Born to Mr. and Mrs. Ralph Carpenter, a daughter.

menials sent free. Price 75c per bottle

I For a man who is rushing us for political purposes, President Taft is certainly considerate net to send the army down there until after the dog days,

Sold by all Druggists. Take Hall’s

brought a new auto to H. T. Smallwo

Family Pills for constipation

Miss Maude Gaither left Monday for Indianapolis, where she will enter business college.

last week and yisited his father a

mother Mr. and Mrs. F. B Walther

UNDERTAKER Best Equipmen and

Monday Oct. 7th is the last day f<

registration, if you are not register

Mrs. J. M. Bennett and children of Lafayette, spent Saturday and S inday with relatives here.

vote Nov. 5th

i Many a man, knows his place but is unable to keep it.

The tender boomlets of some of t

Best Service. S. L. HARRELL Licensed Erabalmer

latest aspirants for county office* w

get frostbitten before Nov. if they do

If you would keep your friends, et them keep their money.'

Mrs. Otis Young <bf Bloomington, was the guest of Miss Pearl Shields from Sunday until Monday evening.

watch out

The Lowery moving pulled into winter quarters here 1 week.

Gov Wilson has gained eight pounds since the convention and his campaign manager should help him reduce. Nobody loves a fat man.

Oscar Green and wife, James Frt" man and wife of Bloomington and M^ s *

Mrs. John Erwin and little daughter, of Bedford were the gue-ts of her mother, Mrs. Kate Lucas, over Sunday.

and Funeral Director

Mack Rush of South Union atteu

the funeral of Mrs. Jane Bennett

As for a general thing Demo^

It now developes that employes f John D. have been stinging im for bounty money on propled snakes, we look for another ■si in the price of auto juice.

North Side Square,

HATS! HATS!

standing pat for their ticket an

BLOOMINGTON, IND

‘‘laughing in their sleeve” at Re

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cans that are following the Bull

New hats, all prices. Call and see them. Miss E. A. Deckard.

boss. Bauy Crum has bou

fcld it be considered inter-

he Jaw Bon

fe of An Ass.

cJWbia Mo., is hlere for a visit with her sister, Mrs. M. E. Butcher, south west of town.

lion if we sent a regiment of xagettes across the border?

s 1 Once in a far-off county,

Dagos Hold U

So Fvc heard the old folks say, There lived a man named Sampson Unforgotten to this day.

Wooden.

Ralph Carpenter the blacksmith is unable to work at his shop, a blacksmith from Bloomingis attending to the shop for him.

Two intoxicated dagos held Dan Wooden one evening last we near the Mitchell school house he was returning from Bloomin ton. They stopped him with drawn revolver and demanded tl he pay them $5.00. Unde E made a grab at the gun, knocki it from his hand and whippefP his mule and got away.

kre.G. W. Oldham, Mrs. David ■Lad Mrs. Louis Litz have Jb Kokomo, to attend the C. T. U. convention. will also visit her filter, Mrs. J. M< Bennett, at fayette, and friends in Illinois pre returning home.

And Sampson loved a maiden— Delilah was the lass — Sampson slaughtered thousands With the jaw bone of an ass.

CARD OF THANKS

Now Sampson tore up lions, And lugged off city gates, And Sampson tore down tempi* So history relates.

I desire to thank all of my friends and neighbors vOio to willingly assisted me through the sickness and death of my dear husband. I can better express my appreciation by helping you whenever it becomes necessary.

Judge Wilson has been holding a ittle court on the side, and was narried recently to Maude Showers. They will residein quite a nansionin University Park.

Sampson was the strongest man That ever trod the grass; That'swhy he k illed thousands With the jaw-bone of an ass.

Prohibition Speakin

There will be a prohibiti speaking on the street 1 tit C loth at io a m.

Mrs. Ida Clark

But all this happened years ago. And the world moves o i apace, And the big-mouthed political! Has taken Sampson’s place.

"In sickness and death, when darkness and sorrow overshadows jthe home, the assistance and sympathy of loving friends is when thanks is hardly sufficient to express the heartfelt appreciation K>f their kindness.

A surprise dinner was given Sunday at the home of Mrs. Chas. Eitz, in honor of her 35II1 birthday. A large crowd attended, a long table was filled with all kinds of good thhigs to eat. Everybody enjoyed the good dinner and had a good time.

Mrs Dr. Kentling and Mis Mary Thrasher, visited Ora Floy, and family south of Harrodsburg Wednesday.

He ain't so strong as Sampson wrs, But he’s in the Sampson class, Because he tries to kill us all With the jaw-bone of an ass.

Rolla Tell, who married Ola Fcss w. found dead in bed, last

latives of McCormick

Democrats say that if they, do not elect their president this time they will n ver vote ’er again, as with such a good chance this time and can't do anything, better q.uii K

Quarry Foreman Dies

Mrs. Rolla Cain and little son returned to Noblesville this morning, after a brief visit with Dr. stndM rs. Jos. Kentling.

Chas. Pale and son Orval, Joe Dalton and R. B. Carter are go. ingto Indianapolis to-morrow in ■mr* Pate’s new automobile.

Wm. Matson, one of the most popH* Ur employees of the National stone quarry died this morning from bloddg poisoning.