Smithville News, Volume 5, Number 1, Smithville, Monroe County, 4 October 1912 — Page 3
Let's Be Thankiul for That.
■ An Epigram. It every woman who will make you a ® ood wife who will make you a good hj isband! —Satire.
an Training,Commercial,Music. 4,000Graduates, Expenses low. Catalogue and So urenir Frog W. N. U., Indianapolis, No. 30-1912.
TEXT WAS NEW TO HEARERS
At any rate a woman’s shoes haven’t yet reached the point where they button up the back.
German’s Struggle With the English Language Praiseworthy, but Somewhat Mirth Provoking.
Prince Henry ot Reuss, who speaks
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superb English, laughed good-natured-ly at a dinner in New York, over the account of certain officers of the German fleet. “One of our chaplains,” said the prince, “had the hardihood to preach in English at one of your Lutheran chapels the other day. He astonished his congregation by saying, as he rose, that he would choose for his text the words: “ ‘And he tore his shirt.’ “A quite audible snicker went round. The chaplain noticed it, flushed, and repeated the text in a louder voice; “ ‘And he tore his shirt.’ “The snicker became a laugh, and the pastor rose and said; “ ‘Our good brother is quoting, of course, the familiar words: “ ‘And the door is shut.* ”
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INFANT MORTALITY is sJmething frightful. We can hardly realize that of all the children born in cijdhzecl countries, twentytwo per cent., or nearly one-quarter, die before their reach one year; thiriyseven per cent., or more than one-third, before they are ffive, and before they are fifteen I We do not hesitate to sjf that a timely use of Castoria would save a majority of these precious live§r--™p^^we-hesitate to say that many of these infantile deaths are occasioned »the use of narcotic preparations.' Drops, tinctures and soothing syrups sold for chiBren’s complaints' contain more.or less opium, or morphine. They are, in considB&hle quantities, deadly poison# In any quantity they stupefy, retard circulation lead to congestions, sickness, death.* Castoria' operates exactly the reverse, bBjou must see that it bears the signature of Chas. E Fletcher. Castoria caijsesjhe blood _to circulate properly, pores of the skin and allays fevlpr.) % * _ m mm a . amm m> m
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“Is that picture one of the old masters you were telling me about?” 'asked Mr. Cumrox.
“Yes,” replied the art dealer. “It is a genuine treasure; absolutely authentic.”
“I'll buy it. I already have three Just like it, and somewhere in the tech I’m liable to hit the original.”
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Letters from Prominent Physicians ■ addressed to Chas. H. Fletcher. F. Peeler, of St. Louis* Mo. s says: ‘‘I have prescribed your Castoria Ip and have always found it an efficient and speedy remedy.” D. Rogers, of Chicago, 111., says a I have found Fletcher’s , Ca»stor« a very useful in the treatment of children’s complaints. 4 j)r. mVilliam C. Bloomer, of Cleveland, Ohio, says: In my practice I am glad tcft recommend your Castoria, knowing it is perfectly harmless and alwaysifatisfactory. Dr. Down, of Philadelphia, Pa., says:] “I have prescribed your CasloriaJB practice for many years with great satisfaction to myself and my patients” -Parrish, of Brooklyn, N. Y., says: **l have used your Casown household with good results, and have advised several use it for its mild laxative effect and freedom from harm.” 1 Elliott, of New York City, says: “Having during the past six your Castoria for infantile stomach disorders, I most its use. The formula contains nothing deleterious . prescribe It. While I doomt advcT use of proprietary medicines, yet Castoria is an conditions which arise in the care of children.” B A. Parker, of Kansas City, Mo., says:. “Your Castoria holds the the medical profession in a manner held by no other proprio** It is a sure and reliable medicine for infants and chilfact, it is the universal household remedy for infantile ailments.” F. Merrill, of Augusta, Me., says: “Castoria is one of the very Bud most remarkable remedies for infants and children. In my ■ your Castoria has saved thousands from an early grave. I can I hundreds of testimonials from this locality as to its efficiency Brits”
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“I believe 111 break my engagement to Cholly. He can’t really love me.”
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"Why not?” "He writes such short letters. Look at thishj-only seven pages.” Soothing- syrup for Children teething, softens the gums, reduces inflammation, allays pain, cures wind colic. 25c a bottle.
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