Smithville News, Volume 1, Number 11, Smithville, Monroe County, 9 October 1908 — Page 4

Mry.F.Gaiwer&GG. > * s> T , . \ Medium Priced MfJIinery from $2.00 to $5.00 I, *. > ' * : ■ f %>' ‘ ~ t ■ : t ' t ? * \ . - • 4 ■ f Special attention is directed to our showing of the more popular priced Hats'. The LEADER aftibhg t * -i c <r-u *v- s- S — these is the ( $ "% , 5 ’ ’^ i ' v «£• -■’T 1 •*»;/ $ J> .Jk • <■* SATIN 11 AT f ■ - ‘ - ' ■ ‘ H - *r ,-t ?>' t' - - * , , /\v < / , These are the big stunning Hats for those who prefer them and the smaller shapes equally \ps • v • •? 4 4 $ '• ' * i - V. ;■ * ■ » 1 i K K - * ■ V t J * L i i 'l stylish if they are more becoming to you. > MRS. J.F. CA MERER & 114 South College Avenue ■ rts kaflliiQ Milliner, - ■ Bloomington, Indiana |

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name and leave off the n, and put the a before the y f and yon would have “bray ,,r very symbolical of the democratic mule,, and otherwise.

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There Was a house warming and a hop; at Mr. A. Moats Saturday night.. Spice forbids the rest- Any lady desir* ing to know who were there, and which lady wore the best dress f can easily find Out by calling up the Society Bditor of this paper any evening after 5 p. m. Feli± Tantz, our blacksmith, has chased the old Allen Brassfied place, This consists of 39 acres, one house with two windows* one billie goat, two cows, one Calf and a heavey old horse, Ife expects \o still make his living at public works-. As he will use the above as a summer resort.

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A large box of real live frogs was received at Indiana University this week: It seems that the students are sb interested in politics and foot Mil that the professors can’t teach them to any advantage until after November 3rd, so we suppose they are going to try and instruct the “junipers” 'to play a hew kind of leap frog or train them to operate the Telephone type setting machine so the present employees can have a chance to attend the fair and talk about ollr new federal (“nit”) building, dr the loitering of the court House yard so they can keep their eye on the ' officers to see that they don’t carry off any of the hitch rack souvenirs.

Carter was over here last week telling us that he Was a candidate for ssme office. We want to say that we wiU support hifn -from the word go. We don’t -get any pay for saying this, although we Wanted a rake ofif, he would not give it. Consequently we have to give it gratis fdr nothing.

We understand that there is friction ondhe Democratic National Committee. The reason as reported to'us by our regular channels is that there is fierce jealously on account of not - having had the Democrat National Convention at Smithville instead of Denver. We understand that that place is the chief cause of terror to ; the Republicans, as they are 1 as friendly as aw«man with a rat, and they'are afraid that Taft will bolt for the Democratic party provided Bryan gives him a job as frivate Secretary.

Cal. Storms started to work here a \ week ago Thursday. k The Bull-dog also hopes to grow his | winter feathers in time for the next cold llVave.

Mr. T. O’Ddnnell is in the throes an Hysterical Headache. Mr. Frank

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of-Weather Headache. Mr. W. JohnsouT an attack of Neuralgic : Headache. Wylie Swigler ia suffering with a “brain storm.” Mr. J. Rager also suffers in his insides from eating too much. The Bull!dog moons around looking - leve sick. All in all this is a fine opening for a Peruna agency. Ye gods wouldn’t a patent medicine fiend bedn his glory here?

l- n iie time on account of the serious illness of his mother.

Ye skillet hangs forlornly on the wall, the recent rain not being able to hatch sl full crop of mushrooms.

Doug. Watts arrived last week to take a job on the planer. He says he feels awfully sl eered and nervous.

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Mr. J. McDowell, our master mechanic was away for a day last week endeavoring to swap a treacherous mule.

Can’t tell us that i Teiapathy won’t w r ork. We tried it' on Manager Carter last week. We concentrated our thoughts on • him r and made him think that it was time for him to come over and collect for the phone rent and long distance tolls. And we were rewarded by seeing him over here the next morning. (We got our idea from the Ladies Home Journal.) We don’t rec otnmend any such experiments to the other patrons : of the Monroe County Telephone Co. We are going to try it the bthe'r way next month, and see if Carter will stay away. If this works we will be prepared to sell patent rights;on the thing.

Some members of the (Hill) Win # Dust’s family, and a few friends called on him this afterneon out seeing the

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Mrs. J. Forney now ably presides over the table at the boarding house. So far we are all in the seventh heaven of the Gourmand’s Bliss.

This Hot Air Dope was squeezed out of our fond readers glims last week, as Ralph Carter needed the furnace for his own special blow out.

Your esteemed correspondent hopes to weather the present finicky spell of weather, which is darned hard on a man who blooms to profusian iii any sort of Hot Air Blast.

We will clos& now - by offering the foil owl rig gem, Which was copied outright and verbatim from a post card addressed and written by R to a little girl over in ] Cincinnati/ Ind. He can read this if he Wants to, as we cannot have it copywrighted. It’s too good. “Dear persimmon pudin —Widows is the thing fori these hills, I am not trying to fool'you, I mean it all, -white child, speak the truth. Your sparkling eyes is my turtle duv. * Around my heart yoiir memry lingers, like lasses stickin t« my fingers.

We received a fine new typewriter for our office this week. It contains 1 all the new fkagled arrangements, and will do most anything but talk, or vote for Bryan, or be ordered around by Roosevelt like Taft.

Some conscienceless scoundrel : ra’n off with the whip from the buggy of Mr. J. W. Farris, the other day. And he has

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offered a reward of $5 for the arrest aftd conviction of tk* gui ty one. This is a bona fide offer. Indies here is a chance to add to the autumn hat fund in your family.

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Everybody should go to the Big Fair and Carnival Thursday and Friday. Plenty of amusement in the way of free shows and good horse racing.

Here is a problem in Rhetoric, if you take the T out of Taft and drop in a d he would be daft, wouldn’t he? Well he is. But suppose you juggle Bryans

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Dr. €. ID. lacKson PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Successor to Dr. J. E. Luzadder JSgrCalls made promptly day or night.