The Syracuse Enterprise, Volume 1, Number 47, Syracuse, Kosciusko County, 25 November 1875 — Page 4

fits chicken. .4 Tint ttkogiriny >tur) for tkr Ti»»f folk*. What lias little Fan got in her apron J How carefully she holds it, peeping in now and then to toe her treasure, as she tripe through the farmyard to mamma. Has anybody guessed what it is f “A chicken I” calls out somebody. Yes, a chicken—a round, soft, downy, white chicken, jnst out of the shell. “O mamma, mamma, just see what grandma has given'me," says Fan, bursting into the room where her mother lies on the sofa; “ did you ever see anything so cunning t and I am going to feed it all myself. Grandma says chicky will grow and grow, and next summer will fay eggs, and hatch out more chickens; only think, mamma, I. shall have a whole flodkd" Mum ma took the little heap of down, and praised it and petted it, and cuddled it in Fan’s neck till the child tlmught the hen would miss her baby; then Fan put chicky in her apron again, and carried it to the little house made of lath, under the maple tree in j the back yard. Fanny had never been in thfe country before, since she could remember, and her chicken was more to her than a lump of solid.gold. “Grandma; says it will have feathers pretty soon," she said; “ it has got noth- > ing but down now. When is pretty ' soon —a day or two She watched for the feathers to Come, and f«-d her i«t so many times a day that her mother fold h»-r it would be sick, and be obliged to ' take medicine. So she tried to lx» a little more patient, and to think of something else.. The days passed by, the long, bright, ' wonderful summer days, and Fanny gathered berries, and rode on the fragrant louis of hay, and went to school with the <-<>un‘ry children, and chicky grew. and its down changed to feathers. It was an ugly lialf and half creature, neither a plump, dignified hefi, nor a little soft wa Idling chicken. It ran away from Fan, and cared far more about scratching for worms than for the love 'of its kind little owner. Hut Fan didn’t care. Her grandmother explained to her that young ebickenboxl is naturally ' ungrateful, and advised her to wait pa tn ntly, promising that her pet would Income very steady, and quite graceful., by and by. At last it was time for Fsm to goback to the city. She went into the farm yard to bid chicky grant by, and said to her; _ “lam coming back next June ; and I hope yon will lx- very good,andgvt into your cra»p early in the evening, and not h t the hawks ciitch.ycii. I expert great things of you when you an quite grown up." The last part of this speech was what I'anny’s grandmother raid to her, and like a little parrot she rejx-ated it to the feathered child of her adoption. Fanny went home tof the greatcity. She was a poor mail’s child, and livixl in on«‘of the erowde I aVentv a,-over a gro-

cery store. Her father was a earjienter, mid though’he turned enough to make his wife and cUilTcomfortable, there was never>nything over. Th.- clothes were mended and rcfaiended by the mother's : careful hand, and the only luxury of the year was th* visit to the little farm in midsummer, As-the bright September days passed away, and the soft, blue sky bettime lik« pplishe-.! steel, and the leave* on the city trees were whisk. 1, one by one, over the cold pavements, Fan often sat by the wui<iow,an* 1 watch, d the ragged little children, wauae bore fart S)*emed to shrink from the cold stones. She long.xi with all the strength of her young heart to do ahimtiling for them, and dreamed many dreams of the gn at future when she should be rich, and conld rive money to everylx-Jy. Her motb-*r told her there was but one «.<y for a little girl j without money to help others. “Iswrn to give nip your own pleas un*,” she said, “for the sake of making others luippy. See that each day's du ties are done, and each day’s lemuna arc perfect; then you will be prepared to help in one or another, and the chances will come list enough." “It would Iw easier to give money right out,” raid Fanny. Fanny went to Suhday-acbool, and in her class wa. a boy that she pitied and loved very much. They often walked part of the way home together, and Fan had told him all about her visit to the country, tod about the chicken that was to lay eggs next summer. Mike had never been in the country, and he asked many questions of his little friend, and always ended by raying: •It must be awfully jolly to haw a reg’lar grandmother, living on a farm." ■ Mike’s affairs were in a very low state. He ha<l a sister, who was a cripple, and . his mother, who took in fine washing, was very delicate, and often so sick that she was quite unable to work. One day he confided to Fahny a great recret. He was “raving up ’’ for Thanksgiving, wd uolxxiy knew anything about it He had held hones and run errands, and he. had almost money enough to buy a chicken. His mother and sister should Itave a roast dinner, with potatoes and onions and cranberry sauce. Wouldn't that be jolly T “Th it's what we are going to Imw,” said Fan. The great city got ready for Thanks giving, and nobody was happier or mon expectant of coming joy than little Mike, There were great holes in his shoes and his jacket was very thin, and lus hands were quite purple with the cold, but his ’ heart was so warm with the jtiy'of mak ng the poor, tired mother happy, and giving one good dinner to the sick sister, that lie scarcely felt the cold at all. Thus all was moving on merrily when Mike’s hopes were suddenly .laaheil to ; the ground. Fanny met him the very day before Thanksgiving, bending nu-<h-r a great bundle that he was carrying for a gentleman. “ Got enough for the childrenshe said, gayly. «« she was pawing. Mike suddenly barat intqjeara. / “Why, what is*lhe matters” asked Fan, greatly astonished. : “ Mother alippeil yesterday and broke her arm. and -and—l bad to rise ail the money—and we shan't have aby Thanksgiving dinner. You know I don't care,” he raid, triping away the tears with the back of his hand; ‘'but I thought they would have such a good time." The 7

. tears came again, and Mike hurrie-l on with his heart heavier than thebuudle , on liis sturdy shoulders. “ O, dear, I wish I could help them,” raid Fan, her eyes cast down, and her ; thoughts busy. “ But I haven’t a cent. m die world, nor anything that will bring a cent.” Suddenly a new thought crossed her mind. The chicken.' Her own little chicken, on the farm, now quite big enough to be killed for Thanksgiving. Wluit, have her chicken killed I The thought wm< dreadful. But there was Mike, and his mother and sister; she wanted so much to give them a dinner. She could have another chicken next summer, only another would never be ' that one, and she shouldn’t ewv about it one bit, Before the child got; home her mind was made up. “Mother,” she said, bursting into the kitchen where the gobd woman was paring apples for pies, " I want grandma to sell my chicken with the rest.” “Sell your chicken!” ( “Yes; and I want father to lend me as much money as it is worth, so I can buy another chicken here; for I can’t wait to have that one sent.” Then Fanny told the whole story, and whe,ri the father dune he ■ fell in . with the plan gtadly. r Mike was the raddest lx>y in the city, 1 1 ani sure, as he lingered round the cor ner groceries, and watched the magniti cent ’orders of fruit, and vegetables, and poultry, as they were put up and car- } ! ri.xl off to the homes of the fortunate. buyers. “ It's no use for a feller to try,” h< raid to himself ; “ everything gsx s against |xx>r folks. If mother had been rich she wouldn’t have fell down on that bld slippery pavement. I don't believe GOu cans, either; if he ha<l cared, he'd a helped me get a dinner for 'em some- ( how, when I tried so hard.” With all these dreary, trouble] thoughts in his heart, Mike couldn't bear to go home ; so he staid out till he thought they were sound asleep in the little room j on the third floor, back. But as lie climbed the stairs, near 10 o'clock, lie was surpriwxl to see a bright fight stri-am ing tlirough the key-hole ami the big cracks around the door. “Why, Mike, my boy; what made you stay out so?” exclaimed his mother.*! “ C-ome here and see what a num left at the door, just now. We’ll have a real Thanksgiving dinner, to morrow, and ; my arm is ever so much better. We couldn't bear to go to bed till you got J home and raw the good things. ” The mother’s eyes were sparkling with joy, and the lame sister looked so bright that Mike, in his delight, ran to her and kissed told her that she was a real Iwanty. “ Have you any idea who brought these things my boy?" asked the mdther» touching the plump chickens | with her left hand. “ Some idea,” said the l>oy, with hiface turned away from them ; “ I think

I can find out.” Then all three ’ix>ked over the contents of the Thanksgiving bask- t to gethrr. Their hearts glowed with the thought that in the great cold, lonesome . workl, •staebody remembered them and cared for them. “God does ttue,” said Mike to him ralf, as he nettled in his hard bed, “ and 11l never say that he don't again ; but I gn «.s little Fan was His errand giyl,” he added, laughing softly. TKKDVUrKTTCtHK. We learn from a Baltimore jourt al that the Board of Visitors of the jail in that city have cowraDted to the making of a new rauiury axperiment upon in ebriate prisoners. It is raid to have effected some very satisfactory results in private reformatories, and consists of giving the confirmed drnnkanl a surfeit of spirituous liqnora. His breed .is moistened with rum; his meat is cooked in a thimbleful of gin, and little whisky is dropped into the water or coffee, or whatever liquid is given him to drink. After a time, it is said, he learns to loathe the faintest taste or smell of alcohol, and prefers starvation to the fan- pass«xl into his cell window. I’oasil ly a like system might be tried with excellent effect upon mime of onr social nuisances. The person, for example, who bn-akfasts on onions and garlic, and th< n thrusts himself into the unwilling company of an omnibus-lead ;of his fellow mm, might be kept for a month on a diet exclusively of the vi-ge-tablra that have blnutetlhis finer ecuses, or confined h r that time in a close room and forced to breath the unsavory atiie* phen- with himself. The jx-raon, too, is learning to play tlm* bugle and practitt* the scah-s in a hall Iwdrooni of hia hxlgiug bouse, where nothing but a p.rtition separates lum from the retreat of a nervous invalid or the study of a man of kttera- -might lie not HMMtw some moral benefit from a short impris onment iu a musiixd conservatory where lie would lie foreed to hear the din of trump* ts and baraoona from morning till night ami from night till morning ?— ,V. >". Kvmitg okkux w uriKirs. There is somewliat of obxcuri’y as to the date at which ardent spirits were first distilled. It is. of course, certain that we owe Jhe discovery, and the name, of alcohol to an Arnbiau dreu-isl. F.ut several of the scientific achievements of those learm-d Moors, whoso research contrasted so honorably with the barbaric torpor of contemporary European intellect, are plausibly conjectured to have . been previously known, not only to the Gtaekn, but to the priests of Egypt- It has lieen tlionght, on the strength oi certain passages in Chroniclee of various epochs that “ Strong waters" were iu occasional use both among the Jews and . Gentiles, though whether these were true alcoliol, or, as in the case of Hypo-1 eras and Metheglin, merely a concentration of wine thickened by a 1-ng boiling and the addition of sugar, is not very cleer. It is not disputed that the first aleoliol emsumed in Europe came from the Levant, was imported by Genoese and Venetian merchants, and by them resold to the traders of Flauders and the Hanseatic ports, by whom it was spar ingly vended under the fanciful name of Ean de Vie, or Water of Life. KnM Oenaa, of Sweden, having published a volume of his own poems, an exchange protests against this flux of ’os ; • car poetry. • — ■

HJS HOA'OH AND BIJAH. Att Hour at the Cmtral Station Coatrt “Got a Chinaman, eb !” mused his Honor as Bijah proudly escorted out a [“John.” ; The prisoner indulged in many gestures and a great deal of Chinese language. “ It won’t do, my boy—won’t do,” replied the Court with a shake of his head. “ I can’t understand your infernal lingo, and yon needn’t talk tea-chest marks to me. lam here to administer law in the name of the American people, in the American language, and I want to know about your being drunk. You were found on the walk, dead drunk, and this is your hour of peril.” “ Waehee—glood man—Mlichigah avenue said the prisoner going through with many motions. “ Are you one of Wah-Hap’s mefi ?” “ Yles—yles—washee Wah-Hap—no get dlunk!” “ You might have been stretched out on the walk to get a bite of fresh air, but it looks to me as if your legs had lxs-n tangled up in whisky. What do you mean, young man, Vy coming over j to America and getting a brick in your liat® “ Wa-diee—washee !” rosponded John. “Boy, you had better look out ! You took like the heathen who starched a dozen shirts for mewhen I went East last summer, and I swore vengeance on him ’ I IxdieVe you are guilty, but I suppose . I've got to let ydu off. Listen to me, now !" The Chinaman gave a great jump as his Honor struck the desk, and the Court continued: “ Look me right iu the eye, you sal-mon-colored Cideafial, and mark my woids. If you ever get drunk in this town again, I'll make yon think tliat all , the joss houses in Pekin have tumbled down on you .’ Go, now, and don’t turn to the right or the left as you make tracks fox the office of that pensive rascal, Wah-Hap. A CHANGE OF TASTE. “ Samuel Day, your smartness will strike in some day and be the death of you ’" was his Honor’s greeting to the next prisoner. Samuel stood on one leg and looked foolish, and the Court continued: “ You were here a mouth ago, and your breath smelt of onions so terribly that I hustled you out without regard to the interests of justice.. You have returned with the same odor about you, ejqiecting the same results, but ah ! my boy, my taste has undergone a radical changed In four short weeks I have learned to love the odor given out by the shiny onion, and I welcome you here ! If time allowed, I would like to have you stand there all day and breathe at me; but it won't, and I shall send you to join the proex-ssion which keeps lock-step • while marching to meals.” “ Whaddi do?” inquired the prisoner. , “ I can't look up your history just now, Samuel. You have beteii here for

wife-beating, ilnuikennera, J and Jupiter knows what else. The charge this time is disturbing the peace, and I knbw that if there was any to disturb, you are guilty. Go in and sit down and chew away on your onion, and be glad tliat I didn't make the sentence six months.” | DOG VS. CAT. “ Two old women here for disturbing' the peace : Well-, Mrs. Rote, clear your throat, expand your lungs, and give me a column and a half of explanation. < * “ You see, sir,” she began in a tierce ’ voice, “I haven dog'” “ That’s right, madam. If I had time I’d own a thousand dogs.” “And this Mrs. Bannister has a eat “' “ Very likely. Home wouldn't be home without a cat. Wh tis the color of this dog and this cat I" “Maltese and white, sir; and yesterday as my dog was sitting on the doorstep, raying nothing to nolxxly, and her cat was on the fetus*, wanting a Jura. Mrs. Bannister coua-s out and says she: • I’ll scald your sore-eyed dog, I will.’And I says: ‘And I'll pizen that howlin’ cat o’ yours ;’ And then, true as I stand i here, yonr Honor -1” “ Ami then— yes, I cau imagine all the rest You two old women called caeli | oilier names, clawed at each other over the pickets, roused the neighbors and | were justly arrested. Now then, I don’t want to hear any more. I tine you Ihrye ; dollars each, and I warn yon that if yov • are brought in on the same charge again ’ I’ll put on my coat and go up then* and knock you r wall-eyed eat and sore-heeled dog in the head, ” “ It’s a beautiful cat!” shouted Mrs. Bannister. It’s the finest dog in town ’ ” screamed Mrs. Rose. “Idon’t care —hustle right out o’ lu re. an«l don’t stop on the street to call names!" THE SUAI.L BOV. He was ten years eld. He had a red note, t.-ara in his eyes, ragged clothes, and lie was awful soriy. ’ • « ■ i “ It makes a shiver run np and down , my lac k when I think of this boy stand- J ing on a strts t corner and calling pedes trial is names," raid his Honor gravely. “It was in fun!” wailed the lath “ Think of bis calling men ‘ old l>ald-1 headed ’ uiui the like of that “ Jim put me up to it!” •• 1 don’t want to raw him in two, and it's too late now to use him for fish-bait, but this boy needs reforming." “ I'll reform—l’ll reform !" called the ■ lad. . ? “ I don’t want to send him to prison, I and I yet fear he will turn out alxxd boy.’’ “Try me—try me— I’ll never call names no more!” sobbed the boy. His Honor left his chair, walktxldowii to the boy.andputtingaliand on hia head he solemnly said : i “ Buts a bald-healed man isn’t to blame for it He’d have hair there if he : could. I am bold, and Bijah is bald, but we always pay one hundred cents on j the dollar and never dead-beat a street j car. You may go home, but if you come again I shall know that you want to turn out a Dick Turpin, and I shall deal with yon accordingly.”— D(ttoU Fret Fres*. i Loar Sheet — A stranger bailing from Shelby county, Ky., slopped atacaluu in« the wilds of Indiana not long ago, and ’ was given a rapper and lodgings for tlie night. After the frugal meal had been . cleared away, the hostess of the oevasioa * graciously said : “ Wall, strong* r, hope _

no offense, but what mought you be do- , ( ing out here I” "Madam, lam looking ) fofthe lost sheep of the tribe of Israel.” l "John,” shouted the old lady, “here’s a stranger all the way from Kentucky a . hunting lost stock, and I*ll just bet my ; . life that the old curly-haired black ram that came into our yard last week is one ■ ofhisen.” THE PULPIT AXD THE STAGE. > | The Rev. S. McGlynn, a leading Cath- ■ olic priest of New York, reminded us in > ' a recent speech concerning the drama ■ that the church was once the ally, and [ friend of the theater, and that only when ■ • the stage surrendered to immorality did l it meet with the denunciation of the pulpit. Now, it was and is perfectly i I right in the clergy to denounce immoral . ity on the stage, and it would be entirely ; proper for them to hum wholly against 1 the theater if it were intrinsically or inI corrigibly immoral, or if it tempted its s supporters to vicious deeds or lives. The theater should be the school of virtue and truth, as well as of artistic taste, intellectual culture and popular amuse- | ment. It is not now, as it was in the ancient days of Greek paganism, or later, in the middle ages, in Christian Europe, an institution for Divine worship or religious services; and neither the sacramental tragedies of .Eschylus, nor the ’ media'val mystery plays, would do for the playgoers of our times. But it does not follow that the stage must be hostile to the pulpit, or that the spirit of the theater must he antagonistic to the spirit , of the church. We find in Shakespeare’s dramas not only intellectual genius, but sublime morality, and the mind of any man must be exalted and purified, as well as strengthened, by witnessing the ; ! performance, if it be a worthy performance, of such dramas >s "Lear,” " Mac- . , both,” "The Tempest,’’ or "Hamlet.” But there are meritorious plays of many other kinds, which the theater wisely sets •| before us. There are light plays of modern society and manners—-festive, humorous, fanI' tastic and grotesque plays, and a hun- ' died kinds—which give lessons in life •: and its ways, in human character and its. ’ vanities, which furnish recreation and I j enlivenment, and stir up the spirit of fun and laughter, which is in itself areI lief from the molly -grubs by which so 1 many men are afflicted. The drama and 1 the theater of this country and England are in better moral condition to-day than ‘ at any previous time—better than in the ’ sixteenth and seventeenth centuries, betI ter than in the last century, or th the ■ early part of the present century. “ ’ The grossness of action and coarseness Os language which suited the taste of i other generations have given wav to : something better. Plays which are open i ly immoral have disappeared, and those 1 which wink at vice, or trifle with it, perish under the scourging of aus’ere critics. We have any quantity of imbecile 1 plays, slip-shod plays and sensational plays; but Father McGlynn was right in

his reference to the higher virtue of the modern stage, A TElllXe PLEA. " Gentlemen of the jury,” he said, on yesterday afternoon, "my client is accused of having torn this rack from the wall of the humble dwelling which she ’ rented, intending to injure the hat-hooks upon it, gentlemen. (H.ere the attorney, ' with a grand gesture, drew from under I the table a strip of inch board, with two t broken liat-hooks attached to it, and nails i driven in the place, which more hathooks should have occupied.) Gaze upon it, gentlemen of the jury, gaze upon it and then turu your eyes upon my client. Closing my eyes (tire beery orbs of the attorney remained wide open), I see in fancy a little chi’d, the roses of her ' check deepened by a darker tinge, imparted by the blood which in her fore- . fathers’ veins ripened under the scorching sun of Africky. Gladly and merrily her childish laugh rings out upon the balmyair Os a glorious Southern morning. Chasing the butterfly by day and smiling at eve in the happy dream of innocent ehild- ! hood, I see her the pet of her mistress ! and the plaything of her generous mas- . ter. Years fly—sptssling on their course and liearing on their wings good to some, j evil to others. The child has grown. A lovely mviden appears to my vision. , Though a slave, yet is she beautiful as the first early glancing? of the morning ■ sun—coy, modest, and beloved. Anon she is a wife. I see her dandling on her knee the fruit of virtuous love. A home grows up around her, and the matron’s grace adds new beauty to her charms. Here is a picture of peace, joy, and contentment. A dark and sombre cloud flits athwart the snn-laden landscape of life. War, hideous, blasting, desolating war, blows his breath upon the scene, and all is changed. Years of blood and I carnage go this way and bring changes. She that was the joyous child, the blooming maid, the happy wife, is a widow. Here at our doors she comes. Her humble I home ia with us. Children cry for food, and the wayfarer reads on the casement of her cot, ‘ Washing and ironing done here.’ Gentlemen of the jury, as husbands and fathers as men with loving, . sentient souls I ask, can you believe that J she, my client, could be guilty of tearing ' down tluit hat-rack! No ; I will not do j yon the injustice to believe it. The case is yours to decide.” They brought her in .guilty.— Virginia (Air.) Chtonlele. I LOXGEVI TV OF VETERAXA OF The extraordinary longevity of the survivors of the war of 1812 is certainly a curious fact well worthy of notice. | That was not a great war; not many troops were ehgaged, and no very large force mustered into the service of the United States, and the war came to an end almost sixty-one years ago. Yet the Commissioner of Pensions reports 15,875 survivors of that war on the rolls of the Pension Office. Very few, ini deed, of these can be less than 80 years j lof age, and the number must be nearly ' if not quite 10 per cent of the whole force mustered for service. If the vet- | erans of the late war of the rebellion • prove so tenacious of life, nearly 200,000 of them will survive in the year 1926. We should be very glad to believe that I all of them would live much longer than ’ that, but vre cannot expect it, for it is against the course of nature. It is hard to resist the conviction that a large share of the 15,000 veterans of 1812 are impostors.

! THE MOST DEXSELY POPULATED COUMTRY IX THE WORLD. The first regular and complete census of India which has ever been taken, was !in 1871. British India, including the ■ feudatory States, was found to have an area of 1,450,744 square miles, or about one-third of the area of the United States, and its population was 238,830,958, or about six times as large as that of the United States. There are in India vast tracts of forest and waste land, so that the average density of population in the inhabited . districts is greater even than would be indicated by the above figures. In Bengal the average is 397 persons to the square mile ; for the northwest provinces, 430, and for Oude, 468. The population per mile in Great Britain and Ireland, taken together, is only 265. Therefore it will be readily imagined how crowded India is. Calcutta, with its suburb, Howrah, which is to Calcutta what Brooklyn is to New York, has 895,000, inhabitants ; Bombay has 644,060; Madras, 398,000, and Lucknow, 285,000. British India has 140,500,000 Hindoos and Sikhs, 40,750,000 Mohammedans, and 9,250,000 Buddhists, Jains, Jews, Parsees, Brahmins, Hill-men and Christians. Os the Christians there are not quite 900,000, and of these 250,000 are Europeans. In regard to the occupations of the people, it appears that 1,236,000 persons are employed in the government service; 629,000 are engaged in religious or charitable occupations, including Christian priests or ministers ; 30,000 are devotees and religious mendicants ; ; 10,000 astrologers ;5 wizards ;565 "devil drivers ;”. 180,000 are engaged in education, literature and science, of whom 518 are poets; 33,000 lawyers ; 75,000 doctors; 218,000 "fine artists,” under which head are included musicians, aeI robats, wrestlers, snake-charmers and monkey-dancers ; and only one “ speech l ! maker” in all India.— London Cor. Xur York World. THE EUROPEAX COMPLICATIOX. The insurrection Os the Sclavie Christians in the little Province of Herzegovina against the cruelty and oppression of the . Molutmmedan Turk is but the “ prologue to the swelling prelude of an imperial theme. ” The little stag?' upon which the in- { surrection has been played broadens out : into vast area of all Europe, and nations are taking part in the drama. The plot thickens very rapidly, and Russia, Germany, Austria; and England have already put in their appearance, and their negotiations give indication that Turkey may yet be sliced, and carved, and divided among the great powers as the just retribution for her relentless persecution of the Christians of the Dtuiublan Provinces. Turkey has no ■ friends. Russia, Austria, and Prussia have already taken the initiatory Steps to compel the Sultan’to cease his horrible tyranny over the Sclave.and to infroduee the reforms he has so long promised. If the Sultan, however, ceasds his tyranny, his revenues will cease, for Turkey

j lives upon het Dauubian Provinces, and, as to making reforms, she has ho money to effect them. Her only friend, England, has been alienated by the repudiation of the Turkish bonds, and English bondholders are swearing vengeance as they discover that the money they have loaned the faithless Turk lias been squandered by him, and that he is on the verge of bankruptcy. These powers, j with the exception of England, have decided that Austria shall lay down a sys- . tem of reforms for Turkey to follow, and ' they know in advance'that Turkey cannot follow them—more than that, they are .1 aware, now that Senna has joined Herzegovina, that it is doubtful whether Turkey can crusli the insurrection. There is but one alternative, to such a failure : the dismemberiuent of the Turkish Empire and its division among the three powers, Austria, Germany, and Russia. ■ j— Chicago Tribune. HOW A CASE IS WORKED I P. One of our banks kept losing money, only, in small sums, yet the loss was constant and mysterious. A celebrated detective war called in. "Let everybody leave the Directors’ room,” he said. : "Send in everylxxly, one by one, who has had a chance to steal.” So the President, the Cashier, the tellers, the book-k»s-pers and clerks had a private interview w ith the detective. Every one in the bank knew the purpose of the visit, ami all but one were shortly nervous und uncomfortable under the searching questions of the chief, The last who entered was a nephew of the President. He walked in cool, imembarrassed and indifferent, and with an air that- said “ proceed.’’ He was dis-, missed as well as the rest. • The detective said not a word, left the bank, and in , one week returned. He liad been shadowing the President’s nephew. In a clear, fair hand, was writton oiit the whereabouts of the young man for the last six <.Uys, the company he kept, what he, drank, the hours he spent oh the road, his night orgies. Nobody in the ! I tank knows to-day that the President’s 1 nephew was the thief. That his health was not good, that he was traveling in Euroye, and tliat lire* place in the bank was filled by another, was well known. ’■ The bank was saved from robbery, the family from dishonor, the detective ' commeuded for his skill and prudence, und was all the happier for a check of SI,OOO. A detective told me that in ten years he had never failed to detect the culprit.—jyi-ir Y<>rk Cor. Iloston Jour- ’ nal. - ' I A CLEVER SCHEME. j A rich mercantile firm, which scarcely , believed hont ftyto be the best policy, i hit upon an ingenious method of smug- , ■ g'ing clothing from China, where the i finest woolen fabrics are surprisingly cheap. The scheme was to purchase, or have manufactured in China, title finest I of broadjfloth and other expenidve fabrics, to ship them od the steamer, and a few hours before the steamer arrived in port to cali the Chinamen together, take off their native clothes, and drees ■ them in the fine clothes destine! for the American market Upon the arrival of | the steamer, the newly-clothed Chinamen, hundreds in number, were marched to the store that was to profit by the imposition, and stripped of everything ' they had on, and the clothee thus re- j mpvgd were placed on the shellsand, of I ' course, the merchants could afford to ' sell them below any legitimate dealer. , ' The custom officers soon detected this

fraud, however, and when |tbe next' stesimer came in the inspectors asked i themselves whether so many steerage j passengers could afford to wear such fine clothing. The decision was very arbitrary, but it was right. The clothing was stripped from them and almfiscated, i and since that time there lias been no eff fort at smuggling in that way. LAMPS WITHOUT Oil.. It will l>e an raid thing if wt> some day , fill our lamps with iron filings instead of oil, and dispense with wicks. Yet an ■ experimentalist in Berlin has shown that La brilliant, lasting light may be obtained by burning iron. He took a straight bar magnet of some power, and sprinkled iron filings on one of its poles. Applying to this the flame of burning gas or spirit, it took fire, and continued .to burn for some time as freely as any ' ordinary combustible materials do. The i filings arrange themselves in accordance with magnetic force, and, however i closely they may appear to be placed, of course no two of the metallic Ailments are parallel, and consequently a certain ; amount of air is confmej. as in a metallic I sponge. • ■ An Accident.*!, Cvre.—When death was (hourly expected from consumption, all remedies having failed, and Dr. H. James was experimenting, he accidentally made a preparation of Indian hemp, which cured his only child, and now gives this recipe free on receipt of two stamp's to pay expenses. Hemp also cures night sweats, nausea at the stomach, and will break a fresh cold in 24 hours. Address ' Craddock A Co.. 1032 Race St., Philadelphia, : Pa., naming this paper. I Am. who have heard of > little Charlie : Ross should read the beautiful new book, entitled •' Cherry the Singer." published by Ed- • Ward, A Samuels. 125 Tre.mont st.. Boston. Possibly it’ may lead to' the recovery of the I stolen child, as the character of the-little hero j of the book is partially founded on Ins own life and alxlnetioii. Sent by mail, postage free, on receipt of tl.00; We often see a large stock of rattle I winch do not seem to thrive, and come out --spring poor,” all for want of something to j start them in the nght direction. One dollar s ■ worth of ShtTtdan'K Cacalry Condition /’•••rI ders. given to such a stock occasionally during the winter, would be worth more than an extra half ton of bay. ; Have you a severe wrench or. sprain ?j ! Have you rheumatism in any form? Have you stiff neck, er bunches caused by rheumat c qiains? If to. Johnron x Attodjfite if.initnetß n. a specific remedv. used internally and exterI naliy. Thousands Speak.—Vegetine is acI knowleaged'and recommended by physi -ians i and apothecaries to be the best purifier aikl I cleanser of the b'oixl yet discovered, and thou : sands speak in its praise who have been restored to health. Bvknett’s Cocoaine is the best ami ; cheapest Hair Dressing in the world. It kills dan huff, allays irritation, and promotes a vig- - orotts grew th of Hair.

SCHENCK'S PVI.MONIC SXKt I*. FOR THE CVRE OF CO.NSVMPTION, COVGHS AND COLDS. Tb» great virtue of thie medicine i» that It ripens the ■ matter end throws it out of the system, purities the blood, and thus effects a care. SctrrsiK’s Ska Warn Toxic, roa the Cvkk or Drarxvst*. IxprorsTtox. Etc. The Tonic produces a healthy action of the stomach, ; creating an appetite, forming chyle, and curing the m >et ■r obstinate eases of indigestion. Scmscs's MaSDRAKE Pills, roa the Cube or Liver C'oMrLaisr. Etc. These Pills are alterative and produce a healthy at.Hou . of the liver without the least danger, as Obey are free from calomel and yet more efficacious In restoring a healthy action of the liver. ‘ These remedies are a certain cure for Consumption, as ■ the Pulmonic Sr-up rit«ens the matter and purities the i blood. The Mandrake Pills act upon the liver, create a . bealtl'y bile, and remove all diseases of the liver, often a. I cause of Coiisumplion. The Sea Weed Tonic gives tone and strength to the stomach, makes a good digestion, and enables the organs to form eood blood, and thus i create a h-alttiy circulation of healthy blood Theet uiI bind action or these medicines, as thus oaplaim-1, wol cure every case ot_ConsuinpUon.if taken in n.uv.uid tiio use of tile medicines persevered in. Dr Schenck ia pm.lessionally at bis principal office. Corner Sixth and Arch Streets, Philadelphia, every Mon. j day. where all letters lor advice may be addteesed. ■ Schenck's medicines for sale by all Druggists. For the rich, w‘th few children. K & I A ?w it may do to buys Shoe without Tips, but to those who ate blessed ' Bl fcfl » 13 M ej I j with, little money and many ehil- i |%J dren It is rmnous to buy any othoa 3 3 ere I han ■ . SILVER-TIPPED Shoes . To convince you of the great popularity of the. CABLE gX Cy— M sj- BJx SCREW WIRE yon need only see the base imitations and tv *" ui a vain attempts to get up something EA'HA'A ! similar. .Genuine Goods have the gW I F-W. j Patent Stamp. Your Own Printing! 4n Q Pf**» ter cards, labwl*. «tc. I em« far !ar«er work. Men print and zdrprtia- : K- ir»T«aM irad». PtaaMM and Amnte«r prlntlitf. TWGtalaee < f HIV ilxBN c?wu fua acd mstof n-.oa»T fait at I*OJ tu*g. S«nd two itampa for n>U cat*. — cjl ' 'jiM < f :<o***a. tvpa. etc., to ti»o *1 ahcfaevirm, < «•«. (hr (tOfi « dxy at home. Samples worth $1 wnt VV vV irve. >. n s >ACo .i’ ’I t- ! it# . Oil I A\*CY CARD.S, 7 Styles, with name, luc* rx ?t - jm 1 F paid, by J. B. HUSTEO, Nassau. Renns. Co., N Y (F J z HEferdav Send for Chromo Cstaiopue. IViJXU l.li. feurFOMDs Sons, Boston,Masa WANTED AGENTS. aad than Gold, A. COULTER A CO., Chirac AQTUMA CATARRH. Sure Cure. Trial free. MO I nfwß Addreea W K. Bklus. Indiana?* li*. Ind. A C hIVC We have the finest and cheapest Avacrl IO DIDI C Published-l.UriO EII C raving*. E> I 0 laaCi Big Terra* and Ea t ight paid. Western Bible House. St. Louis, Mu. WiOi h Dally to Arenta. 85 new article* and the beat Family Paper in America, with two »'» ; ( hromoe, tree. AM. M’F’G CO.. 300 Broadway. N.Y i 1 n TllTmn All WAXT r-r-Tbouaand* ot live* and U R1 I’V Millx nsof property saved by it-rFor- ; fllTl'li I tl tunea made with it. Addrees Lining--1111 Jul 11 U ton Bugs., New Yort or Chicaca ’ a A ten-d<4Ur biH <‘f 177<» •ent ’n»e ; A Curiosity, v ,uks “ OOUTFITS OOTPRINTiS of the AGES, and r t r-ntrnnlal Hi.tory.Goodspeed's 2 r KhE ■ Mnok. Bible and Map House. Chicago ZELUk EN't Y< WPEDIA. Ni;w KEvisrr. Edith s’ li'.iW Article*. enrrarm<«. and I* »p!vnJid j maps Agenda Wanted; Baker. Davis t Ce., Phlla. WA MOXTII.-A<ewa wanted. 34 best-sell-mK article* tn the world. One sample free Addreea J. BK<»XSO.\, Detroit. Mieh. IhZ Heads, 132 Emb<-«aed Picture*. I*l 12c. 400 Transfer*, Ik. t»6 page B-jok.Oc .<'/<«■-w«i at# J. J. Jat fiorLD, IVwton. Maas. DIVORCES legally »brained for incompatibility etc. . reetdenc* ivniiecrA&ary . fee alter decree Ad i drew P <> Box l-m, < tucago 81. w*N lAN AGENT in every county. Picture and •VM •• I Frame BnsineM. «UM> a Month. Geo. E. TED. I Pkmxi. Pub.. GO Ke.de SA, New York. Morphine habit absolutely and IIU II I »pe«d:y cured. Painless; no pibicity. 1 111 11l ’Be®d «•**»!» for particular*. Dr. C*rlVJA AVAia t<xs M z **hin<ton SL. Chic*4Pi. HL A WEFK Acmts wanted Bosinesa perU* #1 M me rent. No soliciting required. Fur further par* icwla r*. add tees W j KF.NNF.DY Jk CO . Rr-braond. Ind. PER WEEK GUARANTEED to A«en’* Ir’J’r Mak* arid Female, in'their >wn locality Jhff.Tenw and OUTFIT FREE. Address M/11 p. o. VICKERY A CO., Au«aua. Maine. A ATA A MONTH— Arents wanted everywhere. V j h|| Bosinees nonoratie and lirst class Par • BZrlll ticniars sent free. Address WORTH A W<iW CO..SL Lpqfc, Mo j SIO to 25 per Day men to sell an artiese av STAPLE »• COFFEE, t«> Farmers, and vtWr« »u their uwn nr: jhborh«>»d«. Particulars Free CO,, fL CAD CAIC Ctloim Subnrhan Ikds at SHtMcb. t Ull W M LE ISIS dues and Si monthly fcr baianco. within a short d stance of City limits, with hourly trains and cheap far* Send f«w circulars. IRA BKUWai, 142 IwtSalie-st.. Chieaco. HL CINO NN ATI DOL.I. A R WEEKI.I STAR. An Independent Femilr vvWn 4 s Column* » f Reading, dfe 1 Per Specimen Copy FRKE- _ C'L >«• »', Addiw/The -‘S'.’AR AO..Cinclnnafi. Ohfn. THIS Peper ia printed with Ink made b, G. B. Kmw « Co., Bl Dearborn Street. Chicago, and for aala UNION. 114 Noaroe Street, Chlrago. 111. fwl tor eircnlata .nd our extra torma to Agent*. NA- ( TIONaL PUB. CO, Chicago. IU.. or St Louie, Mo. , IS P. c »OH»G. PSYCHOMANCY. FASCINATION, j i Soul Charming. Mewrerism e-d Lovers’ Guide < •hoeing how eitl-.er aex may iravinite and gala the love •nd alfiitiim <d •nyperwu tney ch>«we iirttsnily. 4X) pages. By mail, 50 cia. Hunt A vo., 13U S. Ith St.. Pluln MMIMMIto Yonr Kame El»isantly PrintIVtMvW cd on IS TKAXsrABS.xT VisrTi.ro CauhS.lbrSCentt Each eatd contains j • areae which is sot viaiblc uatil held toward, the light Ncnhinghke them ever befare offered in America. Big inducemenu to Agenta. Harxltt Bu.rTiio Co ~Uhland. Maw FT TV A £2T_T 7< ri ’Rr.ovnWAT. Tew Tartu* , - A .Av'Jrl a mvnnfxciareror SouiuGotn JE'.-. r.Lla - oi#se l} dea..tp f n. The atcuk Is large, very cp-uer. and u offered at retallat trade price, to keep our workmen going- Btlia under sl3, P.O. order tn advance. . Over 9ff3. VO -D privilege to examine vaUlogue* free

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ClO a clay at home Acents wanted. Outfit and term* I Vlt free. Address TRUK 1 CO., Augrxta, Maine. | *£A9 *^ nt *«u;il Granger. issued weekly Sg K g BalR :,t l i'le. Kr.. headquarters j EMc Bbl OL Na«’l Grati’c. free to Dec. 25. T 5 M H '-1 fen Kb’••'■' !M?n,U ‘ u; 50 for year. 11-76. ■ R■_■■ ■■ s -.niplos 4 titoi.itlis trial 3Cc A JksSlcSaa Agt’s »3»<rd. Address an above. fM/X o |g» XV#*> Invested in Wall Street. ?T>| A 9 H ?!!«»< often leads to fortune. A , wsw ■ wsw ? ‘4-page book explaining everything and giving price of stocks CCUTCDCC JOHN HICK LING A CO.. Banker* lit IT I rntC. A Brokers. 72 Broad way. New Yurie ON A POSTAL CARD j eend your address to Mme Df.MOREST, 17 East 14th I street. New York, and Im Informed how to increase your j I income Profitable and easy employment for all. GOOEY’S LADY’S BOOK. The Oldest St ng* zine in America. A PremiCM j Chromo.” The Morning Call, will tie given to every subscriber; whether single nr in a club, aho paysjn ad- I 1 vance for tK 76 and remits direct to this office. j : ' Address L. A GODEY. Philadelphia, Pa. IJ * ' -T —7 ’ ’ - - I ?fS2. 50 edNew Buffalo Bill JuvolrrriPHlW With 1 ro< ’.irtridgw. s3.Co:2o.aiosold ; every one « -r •■•. .1 . oatisfa- *i‘ n guaranteed. Z.'/k.,.'rated < '.ifal.rf >ei ree. • WELTERS GUN At ORKS, Chicago. 111., 60 Deartxrrn-st., (McGormick ulock). 100 pare Book and samples bt Iliihlw r Hoellna. < t<tu it.rials h r ren n'o;’ •. ea It. : Fire-proof ■'f:r.'.- elx tip E.i.-ih; Mli,X applied with pc.ilhe - oirfietion. gMMmWB Write at vnee and mue money. N. Y. Slate Rooting Co. 7 cEuau m.. h. Y_. ArtTITTTn'S iU.VSTRATKD Home MaOaziyt “The Hirns.-h. Id Mkgsrine <>t America.” fw Serial Storie. in |Sj n. “ H I«LES( l.ll’FE.” by Mi«. Julia < K l> .rr; and." Mini IM.-- t., |- s. AiCo.r. BI TTHHH'K’S Newest Patterns in c-ery ntnnlwir. 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Call or tend for Circular and be cured MANUFACTORY ANO SALESROOM, 23 &2S RANDOLPH St.,CHICAGO. i b—. Drhcoll, t’liureh <S; Hnll, N » 3 £>>//.»rrf. lAi <»., «.>r/ - 'The demand f"i y..ur Se.i b< ?ni in- ; creaae* rap diy Never a complain* ’’ Joiicm, b’r nn< > C 6 (, 0.. L < ■>«. F ZyC. # A ‘--’r'. .’<• ‘-z* • “Have mld your 1 i Sea Fuain to all claaapafof ■i. Ntlfy/r .1 / never failed to give sat wfactiun.*’ k y Biggest thing to raise yi'u ever saw . < ireat£«t tirh*K io fe 11 > ue- er knew. ; / B M?i y valnaKe cooKmei r»cij> -ur iff(ice x* n<: nt < neo f>r t ■' i•' to <;i:e. f. <. wrz & < (>.. Wt iff I " , '' Duane st., Neu York. — TOfn. NEIIIfIJE BHUEBED VSELESS: .C V ■ “•L/l*, V.UT \ s Ktr. TKollr.LTSaud Y i Bi-iis xr-' iu>lxrp-<l by tieX \ J /■» r* ne»->t • luiueht physician# is i >\vf jX' - . rthecureofrheu* tiMitism. t.vurnljti.i.liven‘ in- | plaint, dysp« p*la. kiilutv di'-e:i-r-.a«lws.r , iiii»*.mT v ‘ u*di* j <vrd.r«.tlK.fem»l“Cun>rl’iltt | • * 5_ n .., v ,,,,. mid geiier.ildi-bility, t arwl utl.cr chronic dis.'l tIM-thcst.lssd.liver.sti ;u».-h , , kidwyscud bbssl l!-»'k U : ti [ IS LIFE fnlltmrticuk>r-Irif-r-.v I'* fcla ijgjT <‘o <*:’!• iiiiiati Ohio J GRAND CHANCE FOR AGENTS, Wife eVo.l9. l ANN EUZA YOUNG’S NEW BOOK. U O L |ffl wnd POLYGAMY, latrodwctivn by JJhn B. ti.4 Mr*. Levrnuctr. Agrutt wll from |Q •/ 20 « rer >’ ’ ,a . v • Haoir*d» are d-ung it, and YOU "* n ft. ihf best selling b.K,koftk. y«r 2QOILLUSTRATIOKS. , 11 i«>(rated circular* to aearrat <mce. L>l >riS, GILMAN A CO.» Habtvvbp, Conn., Cwfeaeo, lil., Ci*ci*> an, Oem. OlHHa® I« <H.vr--l by Utting H. A T. Tonic Elixir r»cdi > i<iui 1 Eitrarf ofßcef, which iaeo ♦ p -i*ed of rfao f jt.; e us r«aw meat with Imn Tonica Diuretic- and nnld Cathartic*, and j>reacrib<»d by Ph vatria’ » for Hie care of Indigestion, vea-tipanon, Dyaper-tr.. bdi *, L ing. Liver, Kidney,Children. Blood and al! tetanic dtaeueee and wenkne*.c*. Prl e Sl.fO per bottle; Bl* HARDMJN A TULLI DOE. Proprietor* Cincinnati. 0. Ter sale by all drug :ists. Ku&a o«.ur erouix» Smith Organ Co., BOSTON, MASS. These Standard Instruments Sold by Music Dealer* Everywhere. SCENTS WANTED IN EVERY TOWN. Sxld thiongixmt th. Uni-mi SUtei oo the INSTALLMENT PLAN: That la, oo a System of Monthly Paymenta P-.iTch«*r» should aak for the SMITH AMERICA* OBdaH Catalo«uea and lull particulars on applleauon. GIVEN AWAY To every reader of The Family Journal: CENTENNIAL AMERICA A $lO Tinted Engraving, sixe 2'4x88, Our iargx and Boantifnl Tinted Engraving, containing , 0v,.. Hrelorieal Vies, and Portrait, of all b-adlng , eTeats and is-rx'tugs,. from the landing of Columbua to , the utment time, including a magnificent and perfect . viewof the Centennial Hrildlnes in 1 ainnount Park at | Pldiadelpiiia, at ill be rvo If. /*« K '!^ lfr ‘ Gra “ 1 Z'.-onirv «"d Eu«*i »< I ip- ■ T.<e ir.si/g Eorndy Journal, no.ra.ning SplnnJ. I Continund together with »ls>rt sketch®, and a argo amount of raiaeeUaneoru reading Sent four months on trial, including the Kn- , gravuw. twatpakl. for SI.W. in; Ntundrahr rill a.re J a eoptf f f»r rh« Family Journal, s*U.o Broadway, N. Y. ] Agents Wanited Everywhere ’ SEW and BEAI TIFI I. BSTIHMEW. J < Til E Piano-Harp: CABINET ORGAN. ; An exquUite comLMhTti »n adding to the capacity of the < organ much <4 that of the piano-forte ami harp. With a I donble-i ved organ, compete and in every respect, ( is combined a new instiument. Hie PI ABO-HARP, the g tone* of which.are produced br steel tongues er ba r«, rigidly »«£ in steel plates artixed to a sounding-box, and ' struck by hammer*. i«* in the pisno-fertv. The tones are J of ap i re. silvery, bell like quamy, very T>e« utif ul in com- I Hnation or alieinatV»r> with the organ tone*. Ihe organ ] may l»e used akme. *nd is b* erery (wmpleta and perfect an organ as without the PIANO-HARP, or may be used with th« Pl AKO-HARP; the Utter may bo u*cd separately or in combination with anjror all the stop* of the orm, to which it add* greatly in vivacity, life and variety, adapting it to a mud) wider r*nge of music. i Upon its invenium and introduct ion, about a year since, thi* new instrument was received with so much favor that the demand greatly exceeded the manufacturers' utmost ability to supply . so thtit they have bad no public with confidence. Circular*, with drawings and full descriptions, free. MASON A HAMLIN ORGAN CO., 134 St. I BOSTON; *3 Unkm Square, NEW YORK. 80 ud 82 * Adam. Street, CHICAGO.

; The Wonders ofModem Chemistry. Sarsaparillian afflts Associates, Changes us Seen and Felt nr. They Daily Occur after Using :i Few Doses of = DE. BADWAY’S . .. v _ Sarsaparillian Resolvent, THE GREAT BLOOD PURIFIER. I = - ' . 1. Good spirit*, disappearance of weakness, languor, motaaeholy; Increase and hardness of flesh end musclar, etc. .... 2. Strength increases, appetite improves, relish foi food, no more sour eructations or waterhra;-b, gv<xi diI gestion, calm and undisturbed sleep, awaken fredi and ; Disappearance «»f spots, blotches, pimples; tho skin looks clear and healthy, the urine changed from its tur bid and cloudy appearance to a clear sherry er ambei I color -.v:tter passes freely from the bladdci through the I urethra without pain or scalding. little or no cedimcnt; ’ no pain or. weakness. » 4. Marked diminution of quantity and frequency of involuntary weakening discharge- (if udieted that way), with certainty of permanent cure. Incrpr.Fed strength exhibited‘in'the secreting glands, and functional harmony restored to’.the several organs. 5. Yell »w tinge on tho white of 1 he aYid tfie swarthy, saffron r.nnaaranco of tho skin changed to a clear, lively and healthy color. 6 Those suffering from weak or ulcerated lungs or I tubexvlos will rec lire great benefit i” ■ -pectorating j freely the tough phlegm'er niucw* fre m thb lungs, air Cells, bronchi or windpipe*, threat ut l-‘. d . uiininisu’ns: Os the frequency of cough . gcrerel increere of strength throughout the systemstoppag. - * of ri.’! i, rwor.ts and op tins pnd feelin rof weakness aroun<! the . r.:l‘ legs. sli-mldiT-.. ote. ; -~.Tfi-n of cold and chills, s-nso of suffocation ; hard bre-thing and paroxysms of c 'ugh cn lying down <*r arisin-i in the morning. All t bese distressing symntoms gradually and surely disappear7 A-sd'y after day the SARSAFAKILLIAN is taken, tu w signs of n-tuming health v i!» ?jqx*ar. as the blood improves in strength and purity, disease will diminish, and all foreign and ifnpure deposits, nodes, tumors, cancers, b ird lumps, etc., be resolved away and 1 the nns<>nnd mide sound and healthy; ulcer*, fever ’•»res, syphilitic feores, chronic skin diseases gradually disarqn-ar. k , , H. In case i where the system n-v been salivated, and • 'M-rcury, Oim ’-.-Uver. t’orresivo SubHmMe. (the principal. const it went in th'* -’dtrerlised Sa.rcspa villas, associatI cd in cases with Hyd. of Potassa) have nccumvlsti ed and become '.deposited in the bones, joints, etc., i cinsing caries of the bones, rickets, rpinal curvatures, i contortions, white swellings, varicose veins, etc., the S \RSAP \RILEI AX will resolve away these de1 posits and exterminate the virus of tho disease from the iystern. r ” 0. If those who sre taking these medicines for Chocurd of' Chronic, Scrofulous or Syphilitic diseaae.% however 'I slow may be the cure *’ feel betu r.” and find Weir CVuoral health improving, their flesh and weight tnc.v;-. mjc ! or even keeping its own, it is a sure sign tu .1 the cuie is nrogrvssing. In these diseases the patient cituer gvta better or worse—the virus of the wTiot inactive; if not arrested and driven from«the blood, it v.ill i pread and continue to undermine the constitution. A» soon “ tho SARSAPARILLIAN make* the paUrnt “feel better,’’every hour you will grow better and intrease in health; strength and flesh. „ . Tho great power of ths remedy is m diseases that ihro-iten death— as in Consumption of the L ings and Phthisis. ScrofuU SyphiH > Wasting Degeneration, and Ulceration of the Kidney*, StoprXre of Water (instantaneous iciwf afforded where catheters have to be u?cd, thus doing away with the painful operation of th^ n ,n^L?^of nt lndissolvm;: stone in tbo bladder. “ ld _.>ik "ll cl **,.2* “ liamraation of the Bladder and Ki.lni». in Lb route case* of Leucorrhea and Uterine disease*- - . In tumors, nodes, hard lumps and syphiloid;ulcers . in dropsy and venereal sore thn>at, ulcers, and in tubercles i f tbo lungs ;in g.mt, dyspepsia, rheumatism, rickets: in-mercurial deposits it is in these tumble forms of disease, where tbo human l»ody has become a complete wreck, and where every hour of existence is torture, whorein this great remedy clmllenge* the astonishment pnd admiration of the sick. It is in such C 4 2 F^ S « w , J® oil the pleasures of existence appear cut off from tho unfortunate, and by its wonderful, almost supernatural rpir.rv,it restores the hopeless to a new life ox if tehee where this great remedy stands alono in ita might and power. In the ordinary skin diseases that every one »* more or loss troubled with, a few doses will in most cases, and a few bottles in tho more aggravated forms, work a permanent cure. ... u Those afflicted with chronic diseases should purchase a package containing one dozen bottles. Price »1P per dozen, or $5 por half dozen bottles, or 3* po r bottle. Sold by druggists. RADWAY’S READY RELIEF WILD AFFORD INSTANT EASE. INFLAMMATION OF THE KIDNEYS. INFLAMMATION OF THE BLADDER. INFL AM M ATION OF TH E BOW r LS. ■' CONGESTION OF THE LENGS, SORE THROAT, DIFFICULT BREATHING, palbitatYon OF THK HEART HYSTERICS. CROt P. DIPHTHERIA. ,« CATARRH, INFLUENZA, HEADACHE. TOOTHACHE'. MUMPS, NEURALGIA. RHEUMATISM. COLD CHILLS. AGUE CHILLS. I Th.-.-pnlleitj 'nrf fan RE ADY RELIEF to the ’ part or porta where tho pain cr ultficul./ exists- wip I afford case and comfort. ~, . _ - _ A< ii. HEARTBURN. SICK HE j ItHF.A. DYSENTERY. COLIC, "I'D IN THE BOWELS, an tail INTERNAL I'ALr.'. ; Traveler)! should alvrA-s carry a pdit!” /‘AIJ- ' Wivs F’-'LIEF With them. A f/w drops In w.tot 1 will preveat sickness cr pains f rora change of water. IT IS BETTER THAN FRENCH BRANDY OR BITTLES AS A STIMULANT. Price 50Cental Sislrl By Druggists. DR- RADWAY’S jMunfiiu | PcrfoefJy tasteless, elegantly coated with sweet mi, l pu-go, regulate, purity, deause end strengthen. H.\l>— WAY’S PILLS, for the euro of nil disorders of the St .YK.-.ch. Liver, Bowels, Kidneys, Bladder. Nervous Diseases, Headache. Gmstipation, Coftivcfios*, Indigostkn Dy p-psi i, Bill msness. Bilious Fever, Inflammation of the Bowob. Piles and all Derangements of the Internal Viscera. Warranted to effect a poeitivo cure. Purely Vcgr table, containing no mertury, minerals, or d ! t -rious drags. , A , . • C '/"Observe the foil-iwing symptun* resulting from Drordersor tho Dig estive Organs: * . Gonstipitijn. Inwanl Files, Fullness of the Blood m th« Heia, Acidity of the Stomach. Nausea, lieartburn» Di -gu’t of F >od, Fullness or Weight in tho gtonuM i!, Sour Eruct-.tfons, Stakin'? or Fluttering .-t tho of toe Stomach, Swimming of the Head, Hurried and ‘Dit’ ficult Breifh'nc. Fl ittering r.t tho Heart, Chokinr or ShfiFoc-’tin? Sunsitiona when in a Lying Posture, 1/imn««*s nf Vision. Dots or Webs before the MgnL Fever and DuU PoLn in tho Hoad, Deficiency of PMjmtatl m, Yefkrirnees of tho Skin and l.res. Fain in tbo Si 10, Cbosts. Limbs, and Sudden Hushes of Hoot. Burnm;. In ‘ AUwJU-sof RADWAY’S PILLS wiR froothe system from all tboabore named di*o«lers.Pr* cc Vents per Bjx« SOLD BY DRUGGISTS, j Read “FALSE AND TRUE/1 Send one letter-stamp RAD'Rf ? o * Warren Stwct. New YOTIX. Inffrmatjon worth thousaads v lil bo *cnt you. THIS NEW ikSSseimtic TRUSS Ha* * Pad differing trom all *4here. Its action is wonderful. Being eup-etmpo. with S*’»f-Ad justing Ball in center, ft a«iaptN it*»lf to all jrisitions ot the body, while the ball Aitnin the cup iK'raMte buck the Intr*tine . jn«t r» * a |>ci'<on would with Hie liitMer. With light pressure tho Hernia in held secure*j dty and n • u. npd a radical cure certain. It is perfectb o.ibj. ciur.ibl*-and cheap. Sent by mail. Send -rev Circular and This* to EGHLESTOW TRUSS CO., MuaMiall. Mix It " DR. SAXFORD’S — < These GUMN re- •, Per«on» u«l>.» move all morbid M ,»houldad«ntth« or bad matter H 3 dose to«their in(Yom the system, oc XS dividual coustisnpplyiug in — Q tstlou, from , their place a teaspoonftill to healthy flow of/UM « tablespoon full bile | invigorat- UQ “j according to efing the stomach, - ’ feet. For all afcniising food to [J factions of the digest wellj PU- r*l flj LIVEB, irreguKIFYING THE 11. P*v larities of NtomBLOOD, giving ach and Bowels, tone and health v dlaeasesdepeudto tbs whole ma- |nd—ent on or caused chiuery, removJ by such derangeing the cause meat as Bilious the diseases, attacks,* Costlvefecting a radical ness, Chronic IMcure. As a FAM-i . arrhwa.DyspepILY MEBKTNE CO Lails, Jaundice and « it is UNFQUAL-! 3J Female H'cakEI», and is At-- 2 " nesses. 1 table- > TV AYS SAFE. ■ | M «poon<all taken at commencement of an atta ,n of SICK HEADACHE cures In 15minutes. YELLOW or SAIXOW SKIN MADE YOUTHFUL by 1 bottle. TRY IT I For pamphlet containing useful information and all about the Elver, address DR. SANFORD, N«wY«k. SOLD BY ALE DRUGGISTSC. N, U. *” * No. AT in this paper.