The Syracuse Enterprise, Volume 1, Number 39, Syracuse, Kosciusko County, 30 September 1875 — Page 4

OVB JriEMLiCS. ; Rtf>j *'.-*‘**® TBm‘« w» ntueb to 00, tiKMgh tor t#o, - ■* And ho* kh* cut *vrr **t Ihnwigh lioswof Uw tojutfrtr*. ■ - vu4 <*« kc *»» bow b«Mt» dull* . ■. ‘ j For her two doUiw, Loo sad Hope . Iter Iwuk fiuuU.ai* M iu*. \ , Tb<- wtobißA eomrni 6r»t, uk! Uut'i Uw ior*t— - Thr rkHflW i furUflit Ts 1 \ SM P»t* them io toho, rod b*A »h- mW>S-. \o4 w»h h«» #*U« lUtrhe (ciwfca -■ V. Til! »!m Uuoka that U»e> fill d». , *;%« P —■ ■' ■ Tin a ehr tie* « line of (touted twtue Proto the .luMsttnob to • chair; Thca qnuilv on tut* the llnjr thio««, .uJlnaHtUehortet bras*, ,1 Ana hanKt theta tip w nh emit. • ‘ NwrethHeUiet *ry, her band* at net Sy. < And buajr her feet mart he; tiiot «ho ont(* otolte acta rulla not cho. And put thru in her Stove tu bakc, For cotupaaf't cauinn to tern. Vjj l lken in hpete. tto Uttie to WOM*. , Her . bildreo * bedCahe nab**'. ThenahewnatreoMiaWtoa^hraJdr tea . And With tkfme treat polo* ah* tak *. • Xsf3u cldhot arc drt,'aa«l aba thud u> * To to n thru very (oao; I■ r there » twrrghig to >% aad t-v, .’And ii»»nbar*bitdr»u.Hawaii '■ Ijo<t, Khr u. tut drear fur atterawm. MkhUJ you aot think that aha would atek I ' UMi *e nrarh wurttodot Hut, rtoauge to ray. throuich-ut the day. Man; ga. hoar Mtell Jad to otar, Aad te Ip to r takottua tots i — t'l H*y /rrr.eat, Us, .Vu-Aotei/wr Oefoirr. t,ur<! tWharoWi** Buy. I util «. U, yon my children, about a .lay they used to eoUsbrato when I tat a lay, railed “ Lord Cornwallis' l>af.” It wttt the nuniversary of the day—October J 19, 1781—when, rendered with the British atmy to Gem. I Washington, which ended the revolution-1 ary war, and left ns a fit** country, to be no mope troubled tty England on Ifcw j ground tlmt we b* longed to her. wbeu I waa a little boy 1 lived in tfte town of W—very bear Concord and Lexington, where the Centennial celebrations took plane last Jaap, ami there they were accustomed to make a gnblf deal of tltis .lay, though it is given up now. ; they lined to role Urate in a large field Uuikof a hotel at the foot of n-momdaiu, and the Voods on the mountain came !. ova to the edge of tbt* field. Here there j would lie a grand mock tight, between f ,j». n dresaetl as Continental soldiers and * others dressed iw Brftish Soldiers and j In.Gaus, till, finally, the victory would l» won by thHß’ontinerrtahi, and then thore would be greak sheering. 1 'will deta rihs QBi>of theesdasbi jest as 1 roeob leet it, when I waa about live years old. JUht event of the day, tliat till. I nit* with admiring »«-* Uw fixing tip of an elder brother krf l<s*k like an In-1 diaa. He was dressed in a froek with a belt about his l«ody, into which was stuck a tomahawk and a knife. Tlie handles of lydlh *er»> paluted red, and the blades blue. Over his shoulder was j dung a qtiiver filled with arrow*. 1 tloa’l nxxiUcet the wlor of tlie quiver, but I can *e»* the ml U(M of the arrows 1 a* plain in my mirHl's eye aa if it were > > ■ -f* riiay, t* tie y ]w. (sal •\. r ius nhoulder. Then in his hand he carried -a bow. This ah*) had a cml deal «f n.l | Htw.ut it. And his face! I i-onhwa 1 waa a UtthMWnl at first, when he came grinning and scowling at a brother, just as big as 1 wps, ai d me, mil iourisbetl hip toms* h:.«k ov.w otrr heads. His eyebrows and babas asm wfmed black, and his face ml; and I pallter think there were .freaks of oti.er Coh.ut about his tlenw visage, though 1 can't ramember ttistiuetty. He bad moocawßa on his feet, and wore I forged Just wliat ou his legs. Well, he started (iff in the morning, j and we *my companion brother and mynelfl soon after followed. We went op to the field, winch I judge waa nearly a mile from our house, arid there we found old men and old women, young men and young maidens, and big and little hoy* and girls. And them wore men selling ' everything that t td*\l gootl to young steps Ilk* otsrweJvtu ; but we had no jnon- 1 - v buy. ho we eeukt only sumd and watch others bay, and eat and drink. Presently we beard a distant war-boop, mad, running with «U the. tori, we aawi the Indians approaching. They were | ilnweed in all sort* of oolots—blue, ml, yellow, green, white, and I couldn’t now my wind else, with their faces paintetl in every sort of way ; sad as they ad* vmoaed with an Imism trot. ttiejLkept . unddag th* was b*og, by mouths with the palms of their 1 tan .is a* they Id their voices out in cries and yells. _ . _ I Itood near a stone w*U, and as they j ■ psMetl over it in their moccssined feet, edi atone aliM bxthnr vm«M roU or j tumble to the ground, until,'by the time f the last Indian bad passed, very little of the waliwas left at that place. Then tlipy ctosstd the Odd, and ran into the wdbds at the foot of the moantauj. j Soon after there came from the other end of the field, with martial music and stately, regular tread, the British army, , rbr:’X“;xrr;shoulders, bright Iwsss buttons, b ihgy' St fold the wMb, and j. tV letdc air. The vail!' yf t%£ 11 iMffrr a tonsbßofiy with ;

- — ll -—a— ' 1 ***>J*± °?« fP 'Kt ahout, and the air t was filled with loud cheering, and the * ary arose: “The Yankee*have whipped: n,. British nr. U-stt-u **' At»4 sure enough, as th*! smoke clearetl . away, we could see the Continental Bluecoate lilid wot the victory. There was a grand ««m>nder .of tt*B. Jted*aoeW ami i with that the great event of Lord Cornwallis' day was ended. ’ Then I, with iqy little companion s brother, weudtxl tay way home, but ludf-awnke to the romtnonplaee' realitiee of the empty streets through which we innsetl; and along in the evening cams our big lutlian brother, who washed himself at th** sink, making the witer iu !th*!wa*h-lwwl#l of* * iw tlie red and Idaek mingled r s from his hands aiul face. St» for OHoo* a " 1 Him its,****. A peasant was Aftkiag a goat n. Bag- | dad. He was mountetl on a donkey, and thegost, with* bell tied aron. i its siml to enrich themselves, l Said the one: “ May I carry off that fellow's goat in such away tliat he shall never be able ito ask it again of me J*’ And the other cried: “ Grant Uie the i wit to rob him l>f the mom it. d. - ' I | “Oh,*'.tndjr» vlat *w exploit ’ -t \- olaimetl the third. “ Wliat would you ! say if I m«wn so to >MM|tod him of hi* dotltfs that he oWigetl tome?" Tl< first rascal, following the traveler ' by stealth took the bell fcom tlio goat S Wvk, fastened it to the assVTiul, ; and made off with his Imoty. | Tim man, apt ruling the asp, heart! ! Hie sound of the bell constantly .behind | bit», and n«f»er tor one instant imagbud ■ that tli«* goat^ln no hwger there. Ql by- | and by he happened to turn round. Pic tare to ytonw. If his judohialmtent wlieti bi'Odpil ttotofethe l4eu aking It^BHR who passed he asked news of his goat. Presently tlie second rogue met him, who answered: ** At tl» ctwner of yonder lau<* I saw a uau n inning off, dragging a goat along With him.” ‘ Th- omiutryman jtuuped from his as*, •jring: " Ph«*e lake charge oi my doukry,” ! ami ran after the thief nl the direction j he Mippostsl him to haw taken. When he had been running hither and thither far some time, lu* came back to ; fiudihat neuher ass tm.ktmpa wm- HSi J be seen. Our two rascals bed already got faraway, both well conttutotl with their Isjoty. The-tdhp* now awaited the aitnple man, hyuiWgTtgafiist a well liy wlngli, lii« Uttar must Tlt. n, whh loud wail* he Iwgan t«> lament so bitterly that tlie loser of the ask and goat was le*l to ae**ost a person who seemed thus alllien-d. Approaching liirn, I he mid ; “ What arts you grieving about: I ant sure yon cannot >tav« lta.l aa much ill- | luck ts I have h*d. I have lost two animals, the jMrx |*f Itiefa would have made my fortune. "I ** Oh, but think *Ut a loan mine is !” ewlttiiivd the tliit-i. “ Have yoo, like ’ me, ever let a Casket full of diamonds fall ’tnto a well wh* n you wtwe told to carry thaan to the Judge I shall jar-' hat's lie hanged for theft.” “ Rut why <to yon not go iota .the wellT* aske*l tin* coniitiynum. “It is not very vhwp." “Ala*! 1 am n<«t clever enough, ‘ an I *we r<-d tla* fogu*% would rattier run | the risk of being imaged than drown I myself, which 1 should certainly do; but, if there were any one willing to do me tlie service, I would gladly give bun ten 1 piece** of gohh” “ Promise mt* those ten pi*s>ts of gold, ” cried the poor dupe, thinking the sum would more ttiau repay him for the loro of his animals, “ and I will get you your j casket bock. ’ Xo anoner said than done. He threw off hht ctothro with such rapidity, anil | descended into the well ao quickly, that the robber saw at once that be would scarcely have time to potonas hunaelf of his spell. The -countryman haring reached the bottom of the well without finding any casket there, came up again, and waa speedily aware of hia new tuiafortnue. * Thus, clothes, aro and goat had all gone' different ways, and their unlucky owner, with all hia Uni, could scarcely find people charitable enough to be witting to clothe him. —The .V* thodirf. ■ . fJF’" ■ J THB KTM. The eye shows eharaep'r. The vyp^flfij groat warriors have akaoet always been I gray, their brows lowering like thunder-1 clouds, lnventow hav* Urge cy*w. very full. rhikw*>pheri the moat illustrious ’ ivh had Urge and ileenswt eyes. The foets all have Urge, full ryes; and xuuakaann' uyna am linn Mai lustrous. Buftor WmXfchi ISlS'moat dutiful syea are the black and the blue. Byron says the gaaettc will weep ad the sound of. muaic. The ganelle’s trvea have been Catted the most btontifttt irr the work!. [ and the greatest compliment an And* can > pay Hfidatroro » to emufwre her to a gaaelie'a. Ckopatra had black eyes. Mkty Qrne:, of Srots hail liquid gray eyea. Dark eytw show power, light ay«e gratleneas, and gray eyes sweetnem. There ! eysa at cawant '-of the -tower animals. The Sou's the tiger's, and the rorpeut’s Me— ■ _ LCTrsi atvTHi n»gWHr. rlt yonievlf, and wnto «r the to disAvmtimie; this is against the law, and wn qpm to A %f*»y ftf|f ,vy f v«itir» editor expiros .m such a data; plea.-*, discon- -******* A-

HVMA .V HACBtriCKS IS DAHOSBY. The King of Dahomey lias lately been tlie splendor of this year’s eeremonies. | Crowds of people from all parts of the King’s dominions, maddened with rum land raging with the thirst for human r, blood, assisted at the hideous scene. A vast number of prisoners taken daring a recent raid by the King's body-guard of Amazons upon the neighboring city of i Aheokuta, were added to the usual numI b*r of sacrifices. Each of the victims, j 11 furnished with a private message from i the, mouth erf royalty tor the occupants . | of the spirit wodd, yra*de«(pit*tqd anadt . jjttpe confftattous ft a multitude of meto, women, and chfidren. Who n rfelikl hi the j display ami drank the bkxxl of the j Hain. to show their loyalty to their sov- ! eveign. For many day* last month tlie j “custom” lasted, and European and American nx rcbantK were pres«'nt at the., Koceediiigs, It is prop«*r to state, how*t, that the foreigners who were prestat the ceremonies last month were not free agents. Bnt to some extent thi* makes matters worse. The kingdom ; of pahomey, bordering as it does on that of Ashautee, is not unlike it ih physical aspect. Tlie capital, Abomey, like Coo- j t maasie, i' mUmt, but the principal j Wliyilali, is held by tin natives. About < (t qiiiu ter of a century ago a British Cou- | aul waa tired upon at Lagos, a port fur- j J their to the east, while he was uegotiat- j , ( sng a treaty for the ulmlition of slavery. ! The couaeqnence of that was that tlie • [town was liombarded and taken by the j l llraislt, who have since held it. At the ■ * Siune time, a treaty was signed l>y the j {King, in which he undertook to abolish j slavery and human sacriticeß, to encour- < age foreign trade, and to sanction Christianity. But the treaty was not kept, although the British government las not Ik on idle in attempts to eaforee it. lie gus Is free, but tin* King, after losing j .that, shrewdly devehiped the eapabili- j tits of Whydah, which, bring nearer to hia capital, is, in tliat respect, the more l convenient. Foreign merchants, bowever, havo settled in it. ' England, I BVauce,. Portugal, Germany, and more j recently tlie United States, have citizens j thtov, who do a lucrative trade with the interior. When the grand customs are. alont to commence the King summons j throe merchants, or agents, as tlie case, ’ may lie, to attend him at his capital, j where he compels them lojritness the ffijpaghter ofyiris prisoners and other vicl iims. If any one refuse to attend the ; | summons, the King seuds down a force of -Amazons, who dose the factory, destroy any goods that may be in it, and } drive tlie unfortunate man out of th*' | pl*ce. Only once lias the King be*'n known to be so yielding as to allow a foreign merchant to send a substitute in *lii» stead. And obtaining by these j means tlie presence of white men at his annual slaughter, he boasts that lie lias their sanction for the custom. a r. Kir i*.' The best natural nare*.demand th«* only medicine f*»r tlie cure of slet'plesKness, is osi/itr. Inliale it; seek it on the mountain’s brow ; seek it along tlie seashore, i fat ironi town and turmoil, far from cure ami trouble. How the mountain air rejuvenates the system ; bow the breezes ' that blow from off tin* bine water calm ami soothe the nerves! “It is a delirious moment,” says an old book, “tliat of lieing neethal in l>eil, an*l feeling tliat you will drop gently to sleep. Tlie limbs have lawn just tired enough to render the remaining iu one posture delightful. The labor of the day is over, j A gentle failure of‘the perception comes ] creeping ovar one : the spirit of coui sriouanew diai*ugages itself more and more with slow degrees, like a mother detaching her hand from a sleeping infant. The mind seems to have a balmy lid closing over it like the eye. Tis j closing, 'tis dosed ; and the mysterious ’ spirit lias gone to take its airy rounds.” S W<* don't know, however, about thespir- | it's “airy rounds.” We rather susjx-ct tin* j spirit remains bdmvn the sheets : but! I daring this gentle slumber the brain has renewed its powt*r, the capillaries their contractility, and the body at length ] awakes refreshed, buoyant and happy, a*d ready to resume the labors of the day with pleasure, patea* jjfauWßd I# 5 awake. i*ad**r. when a boy. Contrast this with a man suffering from insomnia. He needs rest, oh !so much. His mind j needs it; Ida weary frame needs it; bat j his over-stretched brain-capillaries fail •to contract; so he toascs about h» bed in vain. Hour after hour goes by, and . still he deeps not; while troublesome, | tiring thoughts chase each other through hja burning brain, until—pmiiaps toward | morning—nature exhausted at tost, his j bnsy thoughts resolve ttiemselves into I harraseing dreams, and he sinks for | awhile into insensibility (we cannot call lil sleep), to ris*j from his couch more j tfired amhunref resiled than when he toy dawn. ' .r-i- - jl JUI'BSAt.IXM IS tiBBMASr. It must be admitted that the present rulers of the German empire are pro Sproed erf great originality and inventive powers. They are, like all tbe rest of fin-ir kind, very sensitive of criticism; fit sooth, they don't want to be criticised at all, if they can help it, and are trying |krir beet to prevent it by muzahng the preen. FHeewidindepriKlent journalism |i a honroc to them, but how to stifia its bh—wwiiiitto question. The method 4f the great Xapoleou, who sent editors to front <rf n platoon of soldiers to be j phot, was quite effective to force them into aileoee. Bat the procedure is too | media* val to be practicable at this day. 9 deposit in money to be %*rfeited in ccae tof repeated offences against the press Jaww. He also compelled every writer of a political article to attach his name to it iu full, in order,, tliat the police might know him and pounce upon him at any |ime. This ingenious process worked j yroli f*r a while, but public ophi ion grew tired of it, and it had to be relaxed to- , word the clroe of the empire. It would jeooqoerorß of Napoleon IU, p» reeort i

*“"■ “i?vi &hr m i**x?S uew style is to pe tneu for managing re- | f factory journalists, ft style truly original |iu tbe liiglifest sfeuse of the wotiL Journalism, tile v say, is to be “ elf rated” and pto«*d nptm a level vrith law and • metlidiu'. No physician Or lawyer is ! permitted to practice his profession without first having gone throng a regj ulitr course of study at a recognized imiI versify, obtained his degree and a license | from the State. Hence journal ism is to be ranted hereafter as one of the learned professions, and no one shall enter its runts, even as a mere reporter of local j news, who has not proven his capacity! iby passing through college, and then ’ through a rigid examination before a board of professors appointed by the ’ State, win i must try him not only aa to i I his mental .piatifloatiaas, but also in re-! gard to his “ moral tone,” by which is 1 meant his subserviency to the govern- j ; meat. And no publisher shall, under j heavy poms and penalties, dare to empk)J omjbtft paper any otlier than those j who are thus license*! by the government, anil designated as fit persona to} “ instruct die people" on public affairs through tbe press! The inventor of thin i wonderful method of shackling the jour- ! nals was not Prince Bismarck, but the I Grand Duke of Mecklenburg-Htrelite, who submitted it to the great Chancellor, and j the latter is said to have exclaimed, on i hearing its details: “ That’s capital!! We’ll do H•” And the necessary measures are now being prepared in the official “ Press Bureau* at Berlin, to be j submit tod to the German Parliament ns ‘ soon mit assembles in the fall. That i body will fret and ftune about It at first, j bat when Bismarck swings his weighty | forefinger, frowns upon the House, and threatens to resign unless theliill passes, it will be carrhxl. Germany will then have an “ elevated” journalism indeed. Every newspaper writer will probably Storry a badge l about him, or, better perhaps, have a stamp .burnt upon his forehead, that he is “approved” by the government, warranted “ kind in all harness,” and sure to give no trouble. Verily, the reconstructed empire is destined to be glorions! If 4 HK’T THERE. There is one fat man in Detroit who didn't attend the convention at Put-in-Bay. He got an idea the other clay that his “ wind ” was giving out, and he made haste to eon Knit a friend. He was advised to get some Indian clubs and dumb-bells and commence practice, and I a city expressman landed an outfit in his woodshed in an hour thereafter. The fat man had no one to tell him how to i wield the clubs, l>pt he had seen other folks whirling them mound and he knew he eunld do it. He grabbed at ti»e heaviest, postured in the center of the shed, and shot the club ont, up, down, over, and—conn .>u near knocking the side of liis head loose that he reeled up against the door ami clawed arouuil and couldn’t see daylight for two or three minutes. | For fifteen minutes after recovering sufficiently to use the club again he contented himself with balancing it on his hand, gating at the workmanship, and wondering why in Texas they didn’t knock base lull with a club of that kind. His wife came to the door, saw him fooling and she stuck up la r nose and remark**!: “ Yon’ll f«*ol around with tlioee things j till you break your back.” ! ek:" he replied; “I don’t! know anything about Indian clnba, eh ’ “Look out f” slie warned, as he began whirling the clubs around to “show off” j Iris proficiency. The club tlew out of liis hand after . getting a lively motion, and she was. i knocked over like a bag of sand. He j ran for the waahdish, but she warned : him away krith a look, and he stood over | j ha- and said; “-Pon honor Mary, I wouldn't have : done ft for fifty dollars.” . “Oh—yon—villain!" she gasped as; she git her breath. “ Don’t Mary—l’m as innocent aa a j babe.” “Oh! —l— see— yoor— plot I' ‘ she cried. j “ Mary, as true as you are lying on this woodshed floor, feet in tho kitchen ami head on that old carpet, I never j meant to do ft f “It’s an u-tooud plot to keep me from going to the Fat Men’s Convention,”eh* j screamed. j “Plot? Why, Mary——” “ Yes, plot! I see right through ft. Yon have been hinting around for a week that I’d better stay at home, and now j you’ve went and dabbed me until 1 j can’t tit up.” “ 11l just tell you. Mary ” But she crept into Jthe house on hands > and knees to g.-t thc aphphor bottle, aad j ■being xepfilae4.pi his offers to aid her the fat mau piled the clubs in a corner ; and took np a dumb-bell. * “There’s health for you,” he said, as j Ms eyes hung oat; “ there breath enoagh liere for a locomotive.” j He showed liis contempt for the twenty 4ve pounds by tossing the weight from one hsnd to the other, but in thel j*hb3. of lift proud triumph it mftsed i Ms hand and dropped to the floor. Hft left foot was there to .earn ft down, and the be® was not even dented. ** George —gosh — Lordy — oh-h-h!” His wife crept to the door, stuck her nose out, and asked : “ Want to dub your dying wife, don't jou r* - L “ “No-—Bleaveus—lnjuns—ouch V' ho ffiMtiraL as he limue l around. there SgaiD, I suppose. Oh ! yon’Q hear from j■# “ Shet up!” lie yelled, sitting on the Iwa* ■ ■ - - “ I wun t!” she shrieked, sticking hex i nose out a little further. ’; “ Mashed all to atoms !” he groaned. ] f “Crippled for life with a dub,” she loot ami “ j»we*l back ’’ by turns, and with, hands efcsped over her body she 1— ~ t.% , tii. ~, a 4,,lnlrtil rr h * •the

. AFTER JONES. The other day when a citizen inquired of a negro deck hand whom he met on i-ttti levee, ft a negro by the. name .of . Jones worked on a eertrin boat, the black j asked; “ Does you mean Lightning Jones;” I “No, Iguees no.” “ P’rape you mean Buffalo Jones?” “No he isn’t the one.”, . “Well does you mean Big Foot Jones:” “ Nb it must be another. ” “ Can’t be Glass-Eye Jones, can it?” j “ No, this Jones lias no such name. ” j “Is it Turtle-Soup Jones, then ?” j “ No, tliat isn’t the one. ” “Is it Will Jones, Small Jones, Dick > Jones, Sam Jon.*, or Peaceful Tones?” I j “ No, none of them. j *. Well, fiat’s All de Joneses on dat Vr steamboat, and if none of flein liaint <to chap ye’ll hev to look funler. ’ ‘ —l ; burgh FfaftM. CONCtVSION of’ THE HI HE. There are, says the Buffalo COurin' t : two jiersous on the lawn. It is pa tuft m They are playing croquet! She is • . ahead of him. See how she smiles. J There, he lias pus-efi her. She does not l smile now. Sli*‘ only hammers the ! ground. How he. keeps going through , the arches. It is not her turn Vet But I how hard she hits her ball. Did yoii hear some glass jingle ? It was the eellar window. There ft her tnall*fi, too. It ft flying toward tSft man. S**e how he dodges it. It ban landed ever the fence. The woman has got through. She ft going into the house. How furiously she twitches along. Now the man ft left alone. He ft playing crotpiet all by himseli. ' AEt KK U.iXT It 1i s! A clergyman lately call*. ! up,in a jeweler in Biddeforil, Me., suu? handed luim $lB, saying that twelve years ago th*“ merchant in making change with h?m gave him a S2O bill instead of a $2, and that his conscience had troubled hinr ever since, He doesn’t appear to liavo said anything about interest, either simple or compound. But a still more remarkable case of conscience has occurred at Newport, B. L, where a man from the country, who had supplied a grocer with eggs for several years, confessed that he had cheated him out of §5 by giving short measure. In order to make everything square the grocer then confessed that he had paid the egg man a bad $lO bill. So it seemed to be a pretty even thing all around. Wilhofx’s Axti-Periodic or Fever asm Aiire Tonic.-This invaluable and standard family medicine is now a household word, and maintains its reputation unimpaired. It is indorsed by the mtslical professioti. and prescribed daily in the Charity Hospital and other Hospitals iu New Orleans. Wilhoft a Tonic is thus highly recommended by the leading medical men of the country, and is worthy of such indorsement Wueeixxk, Fintjiv it Co., ProprietorH. New Orleans. Fl* SAU£ B\ AIJ. DWTiKUsTN. j Wr. call attention to the card of Messrs. Bnckwaiter A Co., tankers ainl brokers. IU Wall street. N. V., whom we are Informed are a most reliable rirru. and that any business intmsted to them will be protpptlv executed. They are large dealers in railroad stocks, bonds, gold and stock privileges, and can give the best of references; and they solicit correspondence with any who may wish investments made in Wall street. Send for their circular. Bake Bam, is undoubtedly good exercise and capital amusement, but it often ocessions bunged eyes, broken shins and blistered hand*. W'e can tell yon that in all such cases, if Johttmm .S .t »u«/yue ia resortt*l to, it will reduce the swelling and stop j the pain. We always record with regret any inJ stance of a man’s striking hft aft tor-in-j law. It’s a cm**l intimation to hft wife’s mother that hejl* never many in that ! family againYeoetise. —The great succ*«e of the ’! Vegetine as a cleanser mud purifier of tbe blood j is shown beyond a doubt by tbs great numbers i who have taken it. and received immediate rei lief, with such remarkable cures. ! We would not recommend the fty- ’ qneut or constant use of any medicine. It is important to ta£e even a good article juiiicionely. Par#ms' Purontinr PiU* are safe, j prompt imd reliable as a laxative rr ••sthartic. Raxhbone’s Ironsides, for hard or soft ? coal, and Dauntless tmse burner for hard coat t durability and beating power, prime requisites in hard times. First Grand Exposition; yd the Tradesmen’s Industrial Institute. Pittelmrsh. Fa., opens OVt. 7, closes Nov. ft Address A. J. 1 Nellis, President. * Bow TO Orr be*> wivsrUsement SCIIKVCK'S PlI-WOVIC SVRIT. FOK THE UIIE OF AON SI MFTIOV, cordis A.VD (OLDS. ! Theiraal virtMof thsiaMAicMM S tba*b iip«a* Um Mttwr aad Uu»m M Ml «l IU *r««u>. patUurn tk* j Mood, aa4 thaa rihet* a cn*. ( Scbvvv’s Ssa Wean Toxic, tom nue Cra* or intwtu, hm«mn<iv, ktc. The Tarn*pratoeaa a baabiwsettoa ol ttaKomack. , , anattac aa fonainc ehjda. aodaaita* Ika swat ' abaMsalaraaaart todHaatwn ScßXNcaa MaNDaiaa P»u.«. roa m eras or ] liyxa CoamaixT, Etc. i Thaaa Rh am aisaratlva aad prodoc* a haallbr I f arima o< tba Ever wuSaat tlw tout ihaa**. aa ttMTaia baa from ealoaMtaod jet awt* aflaaesm* la natortac a kaaWhr aaMas as Ita Uva*. | Tbaaa maaaSaa an a certain cor* tar Conjuuap sui. ■ i aa the Puhn. tue Sjrpap ripen > Aa mallac and parts** i stg^Jgfltajys^jg: ?t!!Tuu*aa3 «asd SSw««Tk*3tlw . Tt»« j ■npMHfMMHI Set **a»v «*•«*» b* PreeWv . HEBHa , I bfiltlll 3$ I AS*, l« rtwtr cßiitlnpa, ■4#4pV9*3 -a.-c*l,} Imw*-». alio* bi!idwi> maeti fire M Aiao t^imSttaledfcdaa. SBO r — - —:—-— —-.

FASHIONS and GOLD COIN Presents: . ||, _ a No. 315. ThiA riwffume wins the adimra:l6fi r—j jnlthl Instant Dnts Ebvator. of all. It is one of those styles that is sure to e_ Tl>l ****?**? w ?please, especially as it w appropriate for any igi;.' Nk * na,erial - * ,ml re,Hires K-ss p«sL* to make than out'.«l So* “Ble- auv oilier suit of „,ua'i Kautv. It is one of the l feRM -vator"attain. Too leadiiiK costumes of our cit;.. The s-tont lmly c»» r *'*» T«*r <*!r* Vk-ill find it possesses just ice -c ret charm that JSaSvi/oS».« impaoves her flsure, white the slielit or perfect iifSt»er yea earn k«ep form may feel they w ere never so a.lvimaeeou-ly - Sitniwa. ltkwUi* attired. The waist is th.e regular tabher shape ; , U the overskirt is draped to ferm a u ide ruffle each die <Jf the sash, which may be of the ahtonahta Manner. » dr»*» *ll same, or Kiblion. Reqni res lh yards of 2Tts« fullaaaa totteb*ek.a»kiar th* inch eocxls for entire suit. No. of waist, ssmss&sgTgs gasssKWisafflss firfTi III' me'immaa. Mailed. cloth mixiei, 25 cts. No. of underskirt, - ' e > Mailed ou receipt of price. jSWfflftWßSi W!B JHB A. BURDETTE SMITH’S., J Monthly FasMoß,” FINE ARTS and POLITE Literature, Single Copies IS Cent*. /s| * Tiji isrs£A*Sk«!S!S-«s hubscribor. Woo: - CERTIFICATES fyr thij vrevoo The “ MONTHLY WORLD OF FABHION, M th« very finest, Smith’s inustratedPatterii Bazaar * every pemou who begins Jwdth tak- Subscripti^fp^e^ildoi year!Wt-i>ald. while It Is published. scriber free as premitun* 54.500.00 in Gold Coin to 6ive Awav!

▼ "T w ~ w We will give $9,000 00in OOU> j COIN to 09 person* who send ns the largest number of subscribers to our “ WoHd of Fashion,” at $3 each, before March 5,1876. As follows: T* the «stteriupsfli« tamest Uak ,$3»0.00 Is Gold Cols. 2d largest CTsb ... 200.50 Is Bold Cols. 3d Largest Clab. .. liO.OO Id hold Cola. 4th Lamest Clab ISO.OO Is 6oM Cols. sth Largest Ctsb ... 120.00 la Co d Cols. Oth Largest Clah . 110.00 la Cold Cola, fth Largest «5b.... 100.00 Is Cold Co a. Oth Largest Clah ... 75.00 U Cold Cola. Oth Lamest ( lab . *O.OO Is Gold Cola. 10th Largest Clab ... 35.00 is Gold Cois. flth Largest Clah :.. 85.00 ha Gold Cols, aad so ou to the 65tia Large** Club.

YOf get a premium for PTerv subscriber yon send us ASP every subscriber gets ajpremium. uiyrii of the*' C.old Coin Ermiitfl offers will be fouinl at full !«3ii?th in tbe Septem* ber XuSfcer, toSldJft C. addresses of 103 pervow to whom we have just iialdGtLl an.OO in Gold, swarding to our previous otter*. You can write to one or all of them, and they will tell you that we do exactly as we promise. VATTI) nrtfT way Is tosend your own subscription to cither of onr Magazines, Y ill I R RF Si when you will get the fir?t mimlxr andyonr Certifieatesof Premiums. , lUVU UIU J I which you can show, and at once begin getting subscribers, or send '3O cents for one copy. Send Stamp ibr Fashion Catalogue. i A. BURDETTE SMITH, . P. O. Box OOSU. 914 Broadway. New-York City. i '—* — * * —a a.i.-.f- *. , WARRANTED FIVE YEARS! It requires no Instructions to run it. It can not gut out of order. It vill do every class and kind of verk. It -will sour from Tissue Paper to Harness Leather. <lt is aa.far in advance of other Sewing Machines in the magnitude ci its superior improvements, as a Steam Car oxcells in achievements the old fashioned Stage Coach* Prices made to suit the Times, Either for Cash or Credit. . | Scll4 srauESMArai^! arueol 1 AGENTS WANTED. Address: WILSON SEWING MACHINE CO. CLEVELAND, OHIO, CHICAGO, ILL., NSW TOSH, H. T, * HHW OHLEAHS. LA., ST. LOUIS, HO.

| «bZDU e&.'m’o. AddreM WORTU * j AIITVTH and Morphine habit ahaohitalr and ' OPIUM Bftartsaatir.Stt "* “ igj Waahiiigtea St. Chicago, 111. Aaaaa A WKKK guaranteed to Male and Female CP 77 Agent., in their locahtT Coeta NOTHIN!! i l. trait. i’articaUra Free FO.VIi.KKHV VI • A CO.. Augosta. Me. ! CAD Cli C Chicago Snborban Lota at (10*each. rUn wALElßlidownandgemonthlrfor balance, within a short distance ot Cltj Limits, with hoarhr trains and cheap fare Send for circulars. IRA BROWN. !« USaJJeAt. Chicago. El. __ | Geo, p. Roweil & Co. I | AGENTS WANTED > I < • IIT StJEMKgIW THE HIgLK, . Radi a>3/aifi<«ot NEW BOOKinrt frni w». j " Ad4r—.J.C- MCCURDY 4A»fr. Cfatagp. m. ! CLARK'S BOOK KEEPING «*£&£ F(VTtU]IO\IAL HFKUTtTT. Speed* reitl li~4 to ail in Probate Conr'-a of L'tah- Ketndence there nM impaired; ail pubticrij anddM. lecompetli Wli»y M^^Tome j Tmhd. c AjWr»m ?t^ SATI DOLLAR WKEKLY o ST*K. 10 $ cSMftLSS* |T-Kr VISS: ; *!Ae. i » , r.si , BßE rrtltS Paperie printed with Ink made bp 08. Kan L A Ora. 121 DearVom Street, Chicago. «ad for sate Bmmi isszssu&rnsasss^biS Tma Uostraai.Rd Fattyat,W. T.. P O. Boa *«. i choice, in.l urogesjd at maUat trade prteeato Veepunr worhmaa inar. Bills under slo,.Fp. older is adsaace. j Osar sl3. c\O.D. pririlye to rutemm*. Catalane» free. YOUNG MENSES " •'r**’* Hi log with operators. Salary SS r -? —■ 77-?* —» T* gym ayy Ydl WMlt lO PMIP nrtNT^ = l/Vll I SS&?£fl!Bs PENNSYLVANIA ■ SC-SS SStS:‘.£ 'aaß- &Sji w Militarr Art tborotashl? utnent, F«r circalars AGENTS WANTED I tfeta^Sl^BMsar^frail^^m: lffMP£g>2.so IUIUTPA*aBS» po» the Hjiy j£ His I™ 1 if- lyJHj 1 vV Jrf vJJjJ, s**

Wc Will stve 82.800.00 in GOLB COIN to 133 persons who send ns the lareest number of subscribers to our “ Bataar.’* at 81.10 eaek, before March 1, 1878. A* follower To the Getter-ap of the Larsaat Oak... $300.00 in Bold Coin. id Largest Clnb.... 200.00 in Gold Coin. 3d Largest Club ... 150.00 In Gold Coin. 4th Largest Club.... 135.00 in Geld Coin. sth Largest Club... 100.00 In Gold Coin. 6tb Largest Club.... 75.00 in Gold Coin. 7th Largest Club.... 50.00 in Gold Coin. Bth Largest Club.... 25.00 I. Gold CoU. 9th Largest Clnb.... 25.00 In Gold Coin. 10« h Largest Club ... 25.00 lu Gold Coin. . 1 ltb Largest Club !.. 25.00 In Gold Coin. 1 and so on to the 1 33 d largest Club.

iwiwSs® FffiEsl^ssoo. ' Ht’CKWAI.TISH <k ««».. B.nktp »nd Itrukrn, ,\o. 10 Wall Street. !Ww kork. Market, between Wabh II jp^gjj^'gj^y 5 ' Wj mm 1%!% «||f. wjSBSBHtKSi tUNUFACTORY AND SALESROOM. 23 A 25RANDOLPH St.,CHICACO. THE OLDEST FAMILY PAPER HI AMERICA! ' THE SATURDAY EVENING POST. ttvr.ar wm cow-rai** CrettthO*dfßWHr*sby the Bret Writem. Short Sketch**, JH*;crtc»! H. r.n. t ntmnitl New*. bi«ht Pictures. Fachu.il Plato and Letter. Science, New*, Humor, Literature. iiuy. an i tiiri* Uepartment. Brimful of good thin** .Splendid Chroma !!•*», to every Smbecriber. Three (bOan » year. po-lpaid On trial fmir months, SktaawiwwESs ® Min toe World. * Ee*Jjr tor the Brash. cl Send for Sample Card. fc'M'SSHWifc* Vim Burvu-t>t,(,iiK'i'.£o.l!L Tklt uc tnui U ion jromf or^mpb* wE TRIT R 3 retorting rupture node; tba TV * * y * * 1 hardest eyerdseor severest at.rn.tn on ti! Berminently eared. Sold cheap by th» \jn[/ Elastic Truss Co., NO. 083 Broadway, N. Y. City. Batt( by Rail, Call or tend for Circular amt be eared. , *-■ ■ C'T»,l*rtn-idemce t B. I.*. dfey-Yoar Sea Foam ia wooderftd. Our salw are immense. Ererytx -dy praises it.” "It makes Breed Richer, Luthier. Whiter, More , lit Uaut B*., New VwS. i mow To Obtain It! I jar- “Seek ut TOO fled.” I Clreulhn^containißgjUl jCASHmKBjBf Adores*, / ..AM \ U.CROSBYA-CO., Box 4439, ST. LOUIS, JMO. B 8" No Agents wanted. Smith .Organ Co., BOTTOM, MASS. These Standard Instruments Sold by Hone Dealers Everywhere. AGENTS WAVED IN EVERY TOWN. Ml Iknaakwl M» UntUd State* oa Or INSTALLMENT PLAN: **“* * “ * mmr nw-m*

Tbfl Wonders of ModemCftemiitry. 0 larsaparlai lilts laps. t.. ( linages an Been and Pelt •* they IhSMy OreuraftcrPsings FtwJDbueuof DE. RADWAY’S Sarsaparillian Resolvent, THE GREAT BLOOD PURIFIER* 1. Good spirit*, disappearance of weakness, languor melancholy. Increase and hardness of ff*sh and mas oles, etc. „ _ ... 2 Strength increases, appetite improves, relish fe* food, no more sonr eructati *»s or waterbrasb, good di gesttofc, calm and undisturbed sleep, awaken fresh *nd vigorous. iMsHppearanceni speha, Uotebes, p*mnk*; the ski! bokfpar anqlnuufi W untie changed frr-m its tnr bid and ctnMS appearanco to a clear shmy or ambet color; water passes freely tram theb&dcfct through tbs urethra without intin or scalding, little of tX> sedimeft ’“T C » pain or weakness. - , . v ?'.L 4. Marked diminution of quantity and frequency of Involuntary weakening discharges (if afflicted that way), with certainty of permanent cure. Increased strength exhibited in the secreting glands, and functional harmony restored to the several organs. \ 'x Yellow tinge on the white of the eyes, and the swar thy, saffron appearance of the skin changed to a clear. livelv and healthy color. • G Those suffering from weak or ulcerated lungs o* tubercles will realise groat bench* in expectorating freely the tough phlegm or mucous from the lungs, ail colls, bronchi or windpipe, throat- or head; diminishing us the frequency of cough; general increase of strength throughout the system; stoppage of night sweats and pain* and feeling of w eakness around the ankles, leg% ! shoulders, etc.'; cessation of cold and chills, sense ot suffocation; hard breathing and paroxysms of cough on f lying down or arising in the raomuig. All these distress , * taken, new signs of returning health will appear; as the blood improves in strength and purity, disease will diminish, and all foreign and impure deposits, nodes, Fumon, cancn. bard lumps, etc..be received awxyand the unsound made sound and healthy; ulceus, (e'er sores, syphilitic sores, chronic skill diseases gradually s. where the system has been salivated, and Mercury. Quicksilver, Ctffraslve Sublimate, (the prtncl* pal constituent in the advertised Sarsaparilla,, associat- : ed in some oases with Hyd. ofTVtassa) bare accumulated and become deposited in the bones, joints, ete., esnsin* capes ot the bones, tickets, spinal curvatures, contortions, whit* swelliturs, varicose veins, etc., the S i RS.\PARIbUA,\ will reeolvo away these de posits and exterminate the Thus ot the disease from the system. * " - St If those who are tsiing these medicine* for tho cure ot Chronic, Scrofulous or Syphilitic dhwases, however t slow may be the cure “feel better,” and find their genI eral health Improving, their flesh and weight increasing !or oven keeping its own, it is'a sure sign that the cure is I If not arrested and driven from the blood, it will spread and continue to undermine the constitution As soon S tbe SARSAPARILLIAN >|*k«. the patient “feel better,” every hour you will grow better and intrease in health, strength and flesh. The great power of this remedy is in diseases that threaten death -as in Consumption of the Lungs and Tuberculous Phthisis, Bcrofuto, Syphiloid Dweure, Wasting, Degeneration, and Ulcere tarn of the Kidneys. Diabetes, Stoppage of Water (instantaneous rebel afforded where catbeteieheve to be used, thus doing away with tho painful operation of. unit* these Instruments),, dissolving Stone In the bladder, and in all cases of Inflammation of tho Bladder and Kidneys, in Chrome case* of Leueorrhe*and Uterine diseases. In tumors, nod**, hard lumps and syphiloid ulcers; In dropsy and venereal sore throat, ulcers, and hi tubercles of the lungs;in gout, dyspepsia, rheumatism, ricketsin mercurial deposits—it is in these terrible forms of # disease, where the human body has become a complete wreck, and where every houi* of existence is torture, wherein this great remedy challenges the astonishment and admiration of the sick. It is in such causes, where all tho pleasures of existence appear cut off from the V unfortunate, and by «a wonderful, almost supernatural agency, it restores the hopeless to a new life And new existence where this great remedy stands alone in it* might and power. In the ordinary skin diseases that every one is more or lees troubled with, a few doses will In most cases, and a few bottles In tho more aggravated forms, work a permanent cure. Those afflicted with chronic diseases should purchase a package containing one dozen bottles. Price $lO Sr dozen, or p«r half dozen bottles, or $1 per hot* i Sold by druggists. RADWAY’S READY RELIEF *■* . * * r t . ....... « . WILL AFFORD INSTANT EASE. INFLAMMATION OF THE KIDNEYS. INFLAMMATION OF THK BLADDER. INFLAMMATION OF THE BOWELS, CONGESTION OF THK LUNGS, SORE THROAT, DIFFICULT BREATHING, PALPITATION OF THK HEART. HYSTERICS, CROUP. DIPHTHERIA. CATARRH. INFLUENZA. HEADACHE. TOOTHACHE, MUMPS. NEURALGIA, RHEUMATISM, COLD CHII.I.S, AGUE CHILLS. The application of tbe READY RELIEF to th* part or part* where the pain or difficulty exist* will afford ease and comferte , , , Twenty drape In half a tumbler of water wUL in » momenui.rure CRAMPS, SPASMS, SOUR STOMACH, HEARTBURN. SICK HKADAGHB. DIAR KHEA. DYSENTERY. COLIC, WIND IN THE BOWELS, and all INTERNAL PAINS, Travelers ahonlA always carry a bottle of RAD* W AY'S RELIEF with them. A few drops In water will present sickness or change of water. IT IS BETTER THAN FRENCH BRANDY OB BITTERS AS A STIMULANT. Price 90 Crate. Sold by Druggist!. DR. RADWAY’S RE6ULATDI6 FILLS ’ A . . " * . s . . i PerfeeUy tasteless, elegantly coated with sweet gum, ; uuriro; regulate, purity, cleanse and strengthen. R VD- , wAi’s PILLS, for the cure of ail disorder* of the .Stomach, Liver, Bowels, Kidneys, Bladder. Nervous ; Dtaeaaes, Headache, Constipation, Ooetivonees. Indiges- | tlon, Dyspepsia, biliousness. Bilious Fever, Inflammation of the Bowels, Pilee and all Derangements of the 1 Internal Viscera, Warranted to effect a positive cure, i Purely Vegetable, containing no mercury, minerals, or ; deleterious drugs. fiTObeierve the following symptoms resulting from Disorder* of the Digestive Organs ! Constipation, Inward Piles, Ft ill n ere of the Blood In tbe Head,- Acidity of tbe Stomach, Nausea. Heartburn, Disgust of Food, Fullness or Weight in the Stomach, Sour Knictations. Sinking Flurtering at the Pit of the Stomach, Swimming of the. Head, Hurried and Difficult Breathing, Fluttering at the Heart, Choking or Suffocating Sensations when in a Lying Posture, Dimness of Vision, Dots or Webs before the Sight. Fever and Dull Pain in tbe Head, Deficiency of Perspiration, Yellowness of the Skin and Kyes. Pain in the Side. Chests, Unite, and Sudden Flush** of Heat, Burning in | the Flesh. ' v ! A few doses of RADWAY’S PILLS will free the i system from all the above named dfaorder*. Price Outs per Box. SOLD BY DRUGGISTS. Read 44 FALSE AND TTtrK.” Send one letter-stamp to it AD WAY & CO., No. M Wsrrf. Street, New York. Information worth thousands will be sent you. _ „ TD/n ill Wills EKMKKIb I’SEIESS 1 .VV ■ n, W >, 1 mil's ti.Kt.Teo Belts end ev*' e I* . f* Hinds are indorsed by the V \ V J A P Li-ii wuiueut bUmiciaiw )U A rjfr tin: world for tlieciiTeofrheonmlim, ticiir»l*bi.livercumPlaiut, ityspepsln. kidneydm•—iV (.•*.)ui OS, nerve os Ilis- * /•IliiLw *»ii-.t-n. .!»• c-nipl lints / fSH — i- ncrroin end Kenorel UeUility. \ WW TiSnj ..fix-r Cl.roriif diseases of >4ML thee !ti-s?,h“iol,Hver, stornscli . —— kitloeiHiiudblood Rook with IS Llfi-C . foil loi.t* LIT Li ]., , ( <vi, i inrinnali, (din*. Os IIM Mnprace Sreteililv cured to DR. IfEcK'N onlc knotffn a;J sure Reimvly." N O (Ti AKG L /or treutiiH ot until cured. VaU, W» or uddrjjss Dr. 3. C. BECS, 112 Jehi St, Cineianati. a I* Jlrabislan m OR,THE LANO OF THE ARABIAN NIRHTS, . Votcaaie Nrslirlnrs nhkb funmUetto System by ttneir violent Cstbsritlc action, must not be taken for UonsStpßtion. Tbe mild.soothin*and painleM Tsrr«ntN Effci-vcsmit la exactly what » required, awd will apeedily ware the B, °* t rt <BOI.IT BY ALL DRUGGISRX ,W - • iftTzu-nM srl o l||.o c-^> i§r£e! riii fplfliiwi!