Terre Haute Weekly Gazette, Terre Haute, Vigo County, 2 March 1882 — Page 3

UNDER OATH

•«T Tf AVE been afflicted for twenty years 1 with an oljH'l'jute skin disease, called |»y some M. p.'t Psoriasis,-®1^ others heprowy, commencing on my sCalp, and In

Kpltoof all I ooalddo,with frtejierp of the most skilltol doctors, a slowly but surely extended art til a yeararotftls winter ltcov ered my entire person iu torn) of dry scales For the taut throe years I liave been unable to do any labor, aud suffering intensely all the time, isvery morning there could be inecurly a dustpanful of scales taken from the sheet on ray bed, Home of them half a-t gtlrae as the envelope containing this letter in The latter part of the winter my skin commenced crackliiK open. I tried every thing, almost that could be thought of without any relief. The 12ih of Jane *ta*ted West, In. hope* I could reach the

Hot Hprltigs. I reached Detroit, and was so low thought I should have to go to the iioapital. ut finally got as far a» Lansing Mica, where I had aMster living. One Dr treated me about two weeks, bntdld me no good. All thought I had but a short time to live. I earnestly prayed to die. Oracked through the skin all over my back, acroHH my ribs, arms, handx, limbs: feet oadly swoolen. toe nails came off finger nails came off, finger nalU dead and hard MM bone, hair oe&'J, dry and llfelewj „«li straw. Oh. my 'iod! how I did suffer! •'My Bls'er, Mr*. E H. Davis, had a small jpartof a box of C'uilcura In the nouse. She "wouldn't ve up said'We will try C'utlcu-a-a.' Home was npplied on one hand and kriu. Eui eki! there was relief stopped the terrible burning "ensation from tl»e word *o. They immediately got the Cutle

Resolvent tBlood PurlflerJ, Cutlcura and "Cutlcura Soap (the gre» skin cure*]. I commenced by taking one tablespoonful of Hereto! vent three times a day, after meal* had a bwtth once a day, water about blood heat used Cutlcura Soap freely applied .Cutlcufra morning and evening. Result, returned to ruy home in Just six weeks from the

Ume 1 left, and my skin as smooth as this *he»*,t ol pape-. ... HIRAM E. CARPENTER If eaderson, Jefferson Co. N. Y.|

Sworn to before me this 19th day of Jannary, 1XWI. A. M. LKFFINO WELL, Justice of the Peace.

R«»in(vll*» arB for sale by all druggists. Prie of Cutlcura, a Medicinal Jelly, small boxes, .rjOc large boxe«,$l. Cutlcura Resolvent, ttiH new Viood purifier. fl per battle. "Cutfcnra Medh it-ol Toilet Soap. 25c Cuticur* Modiclnnl sii'tvlHs: Soap, lSo in bars for barbers and large consumers, o)c: Prineipal depot,

CATARRH

W KKKM A POTTER, Boston, Mass

Sanford's Radical CUP.

single dose instantly relieves the most violent sneezing or head colds clears ihe head as by magic, stops watery discharges from the nose and eyes, prevents ringing noises in the betid cures Nervous Headache and subdues Chills and Fewv.

In Chronic Catarrh it cleanses

the nasal passages of foul mucus, restores the sense* of smell, taste and hearing when effected, frees the bead, throat and bronchial tubes of offensive matter, sweetens and purifies the breath, stops the cough and arrest the progress of catarrh towards consumption.

One bottle Radical Cure, one box ('atai rhal Solvent and one Dr. Sand lord's Inhaler, In oue package,of all druggists, for *1. Ask for Sandford'a Radical Cure.

WEEKS ft POTTER, Boston, Mass lOO Times more effectual than any other plaster or electric battery for pa'n and Weakness of the Lungs,

Liver Kidneys, and Urinary organs. Partial faralyxta Rheumatism. Neuralgia. Hysteria,Female Weakness, Malara aud Fever anu Ague,

W'ofi

ITHE ONLY MEDICINE IN EITIIEK LIQUID Oil DRY FOBM That Acts at time on

urn,tliosame

rntowMis,

AMD

TBEKJDWXTt.

[WHY ABE WEj SICK?

Became wt allow theee grtat organ* to stone clogged or torpid, and poitonout lAiimortar* thertfore forced into the blood I Oaf thouldb* expelled naturally.

I DN E WORT

8URBLY

WILL

CURE

IKIONEY DISEAMS, LIVER COMPLAINTS, IPII.ES. C«HTIWT1»H,1 rllXAKT

MSKASKS, F13ULI WUKKEMM, ASB XEKYOU* NWBI1H |*ycetutingfree action tf theee organ*«*) \reetoring their power to tkrwv dieeate.

Why nftr Blltees yiln tad aehts! [Why formated with Pllos, Coastlpatloi Why frlghteaei ever diserisnl KMasp

Why eadsre ••rroat or sick hMhthMl Uh KIDNEY-WORTand rejoice in health. la pat up la Dry Ts»staMo F*r«, latin loatM on« p*ck*o« of which make* *ix qoarta of I medidiM. AliolillWlllWi. wry Q«— [!, 11. *v—

CrttMts with wtnalsOelsaey la sitter form. [GET II OF YOUR DBUOOUBT. PRICK, |1.M WKLLa, IIOUIMOS I (Will—»0*»sM.) mUNm,n.

I S O

•V

So.Clark St. CHICAGO, ILL. The lafcet. aad noet scientific InsMtation In the Waited States, tor the 'are of Chronic and Private imMii GopnrrliflMu Hl«*torlong atanding. Strio

Orr.hitin, Ru]i«rw. divesac* of the *kiii and .fcoaee. mwreor*sl Kre throat etc. satfcly and private Brlremcd. MPKKlATOKKUOtA, S-xual Dvbiltty ^•0411 enrwt. VnaitIra tnttf-triiii trtim weak~~10. cauii-it imprudence, secret habits. rxct*MproUucuisr on the fttce. niah of biooii to iticaU. rtfln#un of ideas, headache, defect Ivo ory, loss ot sexsai power, ulght losses, aversion sociotr, ^joe^lessness, nervons prostra* HOB,

general tlebiliiy and Indigestion, renderiug Marr.aice improper, safoly cured. Wo gaar. atre ^•tek tn Ail Cases we undertake, no need to suffer Om

I».^r louiyr. Under onr treatment the body Is eaabM to take on flesh, the ajetlte is increased ,tbi whole syatt-m is nouri-hed causlntr the and nei ven 10 rej»in their vigor. CorresponOenc tMituiideuiial. lull dirwtuoaa sent with the •Odic .ufCt AdAr#il tbott.

And said to Billy Bowling:

iavS^'A strong nor' wester'* blowing Iiarkt don't you hear it roar nowt Lord help 'em ,how 1 pities all

Unhappy folks on snore now!

Foolhardy chaps who live in town, What danger they are all in, And now are quaking in their beds,

For fear the roof shall fall in. Poor creatures how they envies us. And wishes, I've a notion, For our good luck, in such a storm,

To be upon the ocean.

But as for those who'se out all day, On business from thier houses And late at night are coming home,

To cheer the babes and spouses While you and I, Bill, on the deck, Are comfortably lying My eyes I what tiles and chimney pots

About thier heads are flying!

And very often have we heard How men are killed and undone, By overturns of carriages.

By thieves and fires in London. We know what risks all landsmen run, From noblemen to tailors Then, Bill, let us thank Providence

That you and 1 ar« sailors! —[Charles Dickens

THE BACHELOR'S CONFESSION.

I live in a French flat. Of course there are objections to French flats. So there are to most things. I can't afford a hotel, and I detest a boarding-house. A bachelor of 30 odd, who haa been at the mercy of boarding-house-keepers all his days, can easily understand that

So, when I engaged a suite of roomsthird floor in a French flat edifice—and arranged my household goods therein, with a fine lookout over a dot of a park in front, and the glimmer of a palisade far to the rear above a forest of shipping, I considered myself well off.

What is my profession? I haven't any in particular. I'm an artist and draw a little, daily, in front of my easel. I contribute to the press whn the divine afflatus seizes me. I read the law when I feel like it, and draw a little income from a snug little property left me by an uncle in India. Consequently I was able to decorate my new quarters prettily with Bagdad rugs, old China dragoons, black and gold Japanese screens, and pictures I had picked up at a bargain.

And when afire was burning cheer* fully in the grate, the first rainy May evening, the student lamp shining softly on the red, carved table, and the waiter from a neighboring restaurant had brought my frugal dinner, a broiled bird, a mold of current jelly, a slice of roast beef and raspberry dumpling, I consider* ed myself pretty comfortable. "Upon the whole," says I to myself, "I rather approve of "French flats."

I rang the bell. The janitor—a respectful, deceut sort of a fellow, in a round jacket and carpet slippers—answered the summons. "Janitor," said I, "who occupies the floor above?" "Nobody, air," the man answered. "The last party moved out yesterday. New party moves in tomorrow." "A large family?" said I rather dubiously. "Bless your heart, sir," said the man, "no family at all—single lady, sir."

At this I congratulated myself more and more. "I shall have the prospect of a little peace, now I think," said I and I ate my dinner in a fool's paradise of happiness.

The single lady moved in on the mor* row. She must have moved in when I was down town selecting some new millboards and some color tubes for the summer sketches I intended to make, for when I returned, fondly expecting to once more enter my kingdom of peace and serenity, everything was changed.

There was a banging and pounding overhead, a thumping and hammering— a sound as if some middle-aged giantess in hob-nailed shoes was enjoying herself in a promenade. I sent for the janitor in a rage. "Is the bouse tomiag.doWtf?" said I. "It's the new tenant a-movin' in, sir," said he, apologetically. "Does her funiture consist entirely oi Herring's safes and square pianos?" said I. 1 #. »v *!d

There is two pianos, sir," said he. "She's musical." "The deuce she is," roared I. "Two pianos! And does she play on 'em both?" "Don't know, sir, I'm sure," said tlio man with a distressed expression of coun* teaance. t.,\!

I endured the noise until midnight, and then I sent up the janitor's wife. "The third floor's compliments to the fourth floor, and would like to know if this sort of thing is to go on all night?"'

Down came the woman again. "Fourth floor's compliments to the third floor, and wishes to know if he expects people to get settled without a noise.

The next day the piano—only one, however—commenced. I was elaborating a skeleton for a scientific essay and it disturbed me seriously. I endured it' as long as I possibly could, and then I had recourse once mora to the janitor's wife. "Third floor's compliments to the fourth floor, and will feel obliged if she will favor me with a little peace and quietness long enough to do some necessary writing.

There was no reply, and the music ceased, abruptly. But that evening, when I was beginning to solace myself with a little violin practice in the twi-

tissiis itM'JteiSSsSSisSl

\N|

-il

THE «AILOR»*coifsOLATIOW.?'flight tap, tap* tap came the janitor's wife to my door. "Fourth floor's compliments to the

One night came on a hurricane, 'Wi a a a a in When Barney Runt line turned ais qwd,

third floor, and will feel obliged if he will fsvor her with a little peace and quietness long enough to write a letter."

How I hated that woman? So we lived for a moath, exchanging constant missiles of warfare. I could cheerfully have given up thst miserable French flat and gone back to boarding, only unluckily 1 had engaged it for the year. The fourth floor elocutionized, and had friends to select private readings, whose voices were deeper than Hamlet's and more sonorous than that of Charlotte Cushman. She was charitable and had classes of heavy-booted girls twice a week, to sing hymns and learn to sew. A single lady, indeed! If she had been a quadruple lady she could not have made more noise, nor enjoyed the making of it more.

At the close of the month, however, an incident happened which turned the current of my whole life. I went on a picnic. I don't often go to anything of that kind but this was an especially selected affair gotten up by my friend Harold Webster. I went, and there 1 met Barbara Willis, and fell straight way in love with her. She wasn't exactly young, but neither am I, and to my taste a full blown rose is sweeter than a bud, wherever you find it growing. She was dark-eyed, had full cherry lips, satin brown hair, and a complexion as fresh as roses and ivory. We talked our ideas coincided exactly. It seemed as if our souls were two looking glasses, to mirror each other's, "Miss Willis," cried I, "why is it that we have never met before? I feel as if we were old, old friends."

As I spoke I gently pressed her hand, and she smiled bpek unutterable things. 1 went to my friend Webster, who was making' up quadrilles on the upper deck. We were acoompanied by an excellent brass band. "Oh, Harold!" exclaimed I, "I can never thank you enough for introducing me to that angel!" "Do you mean Barbara Willis!" said be. "Well, I do think she is rather fine girL"

We grew confidential as we sat together on the promenade deck and watched the moonlight ripple over the surface of the tides. "A bachelor's life is but half a life, Miss Willis," said I. "I can readily imagine that," said she softly. "1 live in a flat," confessed I. "Do you," said Barbara (the sweet pld English name was just like her.) "Why, how strange I So do I!" jH "Isn't it dreadful!" said I. "Horrid!" said she, closing her lips as though she meant it. "And there's a female dragon occupies the floor above me, and torments the life out of me." "Well, if this isn't a remarkable coincident," replied Barbara. "There's a detestable old crab of a bachelor under me, who takes all the pleasure out of my existence!" "Should two lives be thus blighted?" said I. "I—I don't think so," replied Barbara, looking intently at the boquetof pansies she held in her hand.

It was past midnight when the boat landed. Harold Webster came up. "I promised to see you home, Miss Willis," said he rubbing his hands briskly. "You need not trouble yourself, Webster," said I. "I shall be most happy."

I called a hack, helped the divine Barbara in, feeling more and more as if I were walking in cloudland. "Whew .htll a "No 69 Ravenal street," said she, "fourth floor." "What!" cried I—"noi the Fernandine flatsf' "Exactly," said she. "Why, that's where I live.'V- -ft-. & "Are you the third floor?" she cried out breathless.

Are you the fourth?". counterquestioned. "But you're not fcrab at all!"r "Nor are you a dragon. On the contrary—"

But what matters it what was said. Things were altered from the very beginning. I took my violin up-stairs the next day, and helped my divine Barbara out with a sonata of- Beethoven's. I suggested a new education theory for the hob-nailed classes. I listened enchanted to her recitation of Tennyson's Brook and at the end of the quarter we are to be married—Barbara and I.

A man sot into cents in New York the other day, and

a quarrel about two be other day, ai

was finally arrested and taken before magistrate, who told him he was "all aether two centaitave," and waa so pleased with his own joke that he let the man 8®*' _L

I have determined to lay up aa the best treasure and solace of a good old age, i| God vouchsafe it to me, tne honest liber ty of free speech from my youth.—Milton.

The New Orleans Picayune says that Pete Boleum is on the drop once more. Hbw many times has Petoteen hanged?

'M0e& SHI

/•ffc £&p

TKETTERXE HAUTE WEFEKLI* 6AZKTFFE.

-AWARDED-

Jif^i

il J* mm

Porous

-MEDAL9.-

Tj^BNtKnoi^ Baekaohe or Lame Back. Rheumatism or Lam« Joints. Cramps or Sprains. Neuralgia or Kldnsy Diseases., Lumbago, Severe Aches or Pains Female Weakness.

Are Saperlarta an ether Plaacoro. Are Sayerler tm Pais. Are Saytriw C* Uslmsta. ,' Are Superior to OlnUneata ar Salves.

Are superior to Kleatrielty or ISITUUB They Act iMaaedlately. They Strengthen. They Soothe. They ReUove Pain at Oaee. They Positively Cnro.

AlllTIAkl Benson'sOapctaePotOaaPJas. I.AIITII1N ten bars been Imitated. Do Willi IUIIsnot allow yqar druggist to pain off some Otbar plaster bating a similar •ODBj^^&ame. So* that the word is

AL «*,W

spelled

[-N-K. Price tt eta.

orb

^factoring

Price 83c.

S MUKB REMEDY AT LAST.

IEAP3 Medicated CORN snd BUft'Ot PIASTER

AMI

FOUND AT LAST. Greatest Discovery of the Age.

PROF.

IF M. E.

MAROLiyS

l&t

Hair Resftfer!

Ia warranted restore the hair on any bold bead, no matter how long the hair has been out, if used according to directions. This la no humbug,and we want it distinctly underttood that if this Hair Restorative does not do as we say. after a fair, faithful and honorable trial, according to directions,

The Money will be Refunded.

We do not wish to deceive anyone, all we ask Is a fair trial, and then we guarantee success.

This Restorative is as harm less as spring water, and can bo relied upon as the best preparation of the kind ever introduced.

The very best of «ity references can be

JrayjtoiWi^W^^M»roldjol^goprlet^sale

hren ana the restonuive in for at all

PARKER'S HAIR BALSAM.

The rest. CleaRest and most Economical Hair Dressing.

lever rails to Retort

the youthful color to grey air. 50c and $t sixes at Iniggists.

ffostoa

Gelepie.

A M* and excMdIaflv fmrract aa4 liutiac pw»». Pric* IS aod lie.

PARKER'S

GINGER TONIC

ftftws fsslly Msfldssttat Msssr IstsrtcMii. If you area isctiinic or fanner, worn oat with overwork, or a mother rua down by family or houaehold duties try P*mt'i Cmcaa Tome. reabvyor, minister or business man exmeats! strain or anxious cam do not

If you

hsusisdby take intoncatiag nimiilante, but use PABKSK'S GINGSR Tome.

If you hare Dyspepsia. Rheumatism, Kidney er Urinary ContpiauKS, or if you are troubled with any dimrdsr of themes, stomach, bowels, bbod or nenres yea can be coed by Paean's Gmcaa Tome.

If mam wsrtsg away from age, dUptios or any dlsessear weakness and reauiie a stimulant take GINGO* Tome at once it will invigorate aad build vou up from the first dose but will never intoxicate. It has saved (modrsds of lives it may save yours-

HISCOX a 00., tss WUItam St., Hew T«rk. Me. iad «M Ollit ilm, atalldmlin laaMdfciau. 6SKAT SAVINS BOTDTA DOLLAR BOX.

First^Class Business Man

Wanted to Represent tUe

Penn Kataal Life Insurance Co. of

.5.4 W Jk Si

The Penn waa organised in 1*47, and haa the largest ratio of Awsats to labilities ot any Mutual Company of its we. For terms of oontraot address J. W. IREDELL,

Box 1381, Cincinnati, O.

Jr.

Hnpt. Agencies.

A POSITIVE CURE

Without Medicines.

ALLAN'S SOLUBLK MKDICAT1ID BOUGIES, Patented October is, ISTS. One box No. 1 will cure any ease In four days or leas.

Bthe

Ho. S will cure most obstinate case, no matter of how long standing. No nauseous doses of cubeos, copabla or oil of sandalwood, that are certain to produce dyspepsia by destroying the coatings of the stomach.

Price, $1 50. SOkl by allarugvlsts, or mailed on receipt of price. Por former particular send for circular. P. O. Box 1,53s j. & ALLAN CO.. SO utrnet. New York.

PIANOS

^8old on lnstallmentjg and

ORGANS !!J^£ 6I

ppedtoall parte of th« ntry. Prices low and Send

tor catalogue. Horace Waters 4 Co.,"manufacturers and dealers. 828 Broadway, New York. x"

mmmmmms

wmm

:*ssC.

2,000.000

Over

|%PPI

is the ONLY MEDICATEr Stamp on eaoh bottle.

deosometoi iacresssdpw alized almort 1 una nrtt fBUIintiT lihftmi bor that 1 evw did lo tho atune tima darii* wr and rlaor of bodr, tin oome al»o mlsuroen ot thouaht worl^T know not what. Igivsit (The Irmt Tofie to el

I preparation of Yimacli* of Iron, Pmrit-1 I «tan Bmrkf end

onris

I MAMlia RIMEDY CO.K^.Gbomiai MAHWT AMD 8TH fTS» «T. LOUf, MO.

CAHOON'8fATBNI1

(IIPKOVKD)

MfliaCAST SEED SflWHL

tt? t-%'

*&>*

It haa ao sonal ftir sowtag Oralo and Orass Bssd M. It win sow Wheat 40 feet wld%MM 4y aad Oowr s^^d 9toV fleet.

J. WILnRW A re.. Afrtrsr

-r Dr. HUTCfflK8rifg vi'.s-':

SPECIFIC,

The Unrivaled ffeVtarativi

In all forma of nervous debility, looa omemory, sleeplessness, frightful dreamf loaa of appetite, lose of manhood, premature decay, and, every kind of weakness of mind or body, produced by overwork, anxiety, early indiscretions^excesses, Ac.

NEVER KNOWN TOFAIL. Haa reoeived tae endorsement of the highest medical authority. Price reduced toll per package. «dx for 15. For sale by all druggists, or will be sent by mail securely sealed, on receipt of price. Cure guaranteed or money refuna-

1 1.1. MM*

Bottles Consumed Annually.

For Coughs, Colds, Sore Throat, Bronchitis, Asthma, Pneumooial Consumption and ali diseases of the Throat, Chest and Langs.

DAl wAII fir TAI 11 Has always been one of the most important weapons wcUded DALoARI Ur I UL.U by the MEDICAL FACULTY against, the encroachments o* COUGHS, COLDP, BRONCHITIS,ASTHMA, BORE THROAT, CONSUMPTION In its incipient and advanced stages: and all diseases of the THROAT. CH4SST and LUNQ8, but it nag never been so advantageously compounded as in the celebrated TOLU. ROCK and RTE. In addition to itaaootnlng Balsamic properties, it affords a diffusive stlmtUaut and tonic, to build up the system after the cough haa been relieved. s# ,'iJ •'W

frmn all «wK

ed.'Valuable circular sent free to all who write for U. Address, WILLIAM CLASH A Co. futklln futei New Yem. v.'

-*E

*•••."

•*-«.

Put up in Quart Size Bottles for Family Use. Price,

ALL *L"L#% AI Do not be deceived by dealers who try to palm off OpOl

Rock and Rye in place of our TOLU ROCK AMD BYK,

•Urn

I Aronimtipa. tt nerve* I Iftirry uiirjMM wAerel ^BUeTBBU'mTmoST.<p></p>Clltt-Williams

'tw:':

.xi 1'W:

Sashes*

-AND DEALERS IN

Lumber, Lath Shingles, Glass, Paints, Oils and Builders Hardware

,- Cornar Mulberry rwd Miith, Twri Htuti Ixd.

ASEHTS T1NT1S f« tkls tits SMS* lataftstiag 1 nirNbiiikM. A HMmt «f iwr AteMMMua OWUIM•n«HlNiimlMLWt»» BwvMT{r •OK THESM •f ifceWMuHMM, ItihSai."

wy aiaofnf emrt for

"•w ." ..'

$1.00.

uD article made—the genuine fhaa a Private Die Proprietaiy

THE TOLU, ROCK and RYE CO, Propristors, 4i River St. Chicago, lil Sold by Drugflists, Grocers and Dealers Everywhere.

labor exrwsd'nRlr bartrnrr, waa followed bf from which I i» ar nAtaral foroa don* tutei tbo I* the tranquil MTT« bos not doa« the larch.. Troy, O.

HARTKR MroiCINK CO.. M. I" iNtV MAIIITW1T.<p></p>A.IX'

t&HB

.:''JVKIMMMi

Doors, Blinds AC- 4C/A

kafsst iK mn asst. is popular so ia I «nr—lar, fk, ass lor MM thaa a oasitsr ml a wajil

THC MiMciiSiii or NKALTH

MMNLCII HIM BITTIM OO* Mnoaatar.pa. Wo

iXTHEeBOW *®rw

KAOV

AND

I fvl ul V,

yo'i

whie 1

[gWiSosw few Mi

«», Xmrvmtm ri ooSi tit*, swl fassslw-

'Mii uiii rK

'.T {.'-jfsalS

I E S

WHWOSII Tincture of the most

pioSsesleiu prepared pharwiaoeutloal prlnnlplee.

Coat 95ow

Worth

Vytboaatkersf

"PUA BTAI TAZJK

SSS«2S£^5. seawSagtSa HSrhMMa crwpas

1C9last Nth St., B. T. €Hf.

ABmbHMIWU StottsM, bb4 te

rrHllenlL Bmuib mfkm *T w?a

^J^SrSSSTiTJSSSit/tSXSJS,

lane returns far eon ^Ftorfull—"-,"

msissi

|I|J

i4.

little lahoc.

Wii