Terre Haute Weekly Gazette, Terre Haute, Vigo County, 27 January 1881 — Page 7

*6 Years before the Public.

THE GENUINE OR. C.McLANE'S

LITER PILLS

-re not recommended as a remedy "for y.i the ills that flesh is heir to," but in. :ii*ctionsof the Liver, and in all Bilious ''.miplainta, Dysjcpfiia, and rSiok Head'ch«!, or diseases oi tliaf character, teey .r/jud without a rival.

ACUE AND FEVER. No better cathartic can be nsed prefatory to, or after taking quinine. As simple purgative they are unequalod.

BEWARE OF IMITATIONS. :'he genuine are never sugar-coated, if.aeh box has a red-wax seal on the lid, vlth the Impression, McLAKE'SLIVER

LL. Each wrapper bears the signaIXIEA of C. MCLANE and FLEMING BKOB. JS3T Insist upon having the genuine /iv 0. McLANE'S LIVER PILLS, premred bv FLEMING BROS., Pittsburgh,Pa^ the market being full of Imitations of the name

McLane,

Jfaegr influa

Tho

spelled differently

-ut siniio pronunciation.

Prepared fruits

tropical ft&d pUots,

Is the Best and Most Agreeable Preparation in the World.

For Constipation, pilloaaness, Headache* Torpid Liver, Hemorrhoids, Indisposition, and all Disorders arising: from an obstructed state of ttae system.

Lftdle-i And children, and those who dislike tnk1ng illl8 and nauseous medlci'nos, are eepeclttlly pleased with Its agreeable qualities,

TROI'IC-VRUIT LAXATIVE may bo nsod nil rases that need the aid of a purgative, rnthiirtlc, or aperient modlclne, and while it 1 promises the same result as the agents named, It is entirely free from the usual objections common to them. I'urlied Inbronaed Unboxctonlf.

Price 25 cts. Large boxes 60c. SOLD R.Y AIX FIRST-CLASS DRUGGISTS.

Compound Tincture of tho most valu.able remedies known to the medical profession, prepared upon strictly pharmaceutical principles. As experience of twenty-fire jrears proves to be ~i greatest AnUdoto to Malaria and all other

uoaces knovrn to the world. 'ho only

abtolute cure

to the female sex it has no equal.

Agvte

for afl Affcctions of the

Kidneys, la Lljer Complaint, Dyspepsia, til Disorders of tlio Rowels, and all AlTec--tions of the Throat and Longs, it is equally

tfflcaciout,

while as a remedy for complaints peculiar

NOT A BEVERAGE

But an old reliable Household Remedy* thoroughly adapted to assist nature. It supplies tone to the stosoaeh, rednvigoratea the Digestive organs, stimulates the secretions, and pro. (noting a regular aotwa of tho bowels, enables every 1 of the body io perform its allotted work reguand without interruption. ta highest oommenOatiooe eomo from those who lave used it longest and know*, it beet.

Nowhere so popular as in Lancaster, Pa., where it has been in use for more than a quarter ef a centnir. Highly commended as a General Tonic uitl Appetizer. Sold by Druggists srerywhero.

THE

ME88ENCER

OF HCALTH

A large sized paper descriptive of disease, its origin ind cure, will bo mailed free to any address on ippliobtim to

THE MISHLER HERB BITTERS CO. Lancaster, Pa. iwf we strongly recommend to mothers Prof. Parker's Pleasant Worm Syrap. It never tails, is easy to take, and no after-pnysio is roquiit? feioe.25 ccnfi-

fak

KSKTUCKY STATS LOITER?

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Chance to JfJEafce Something out of his Investment in the Drawing of

JANUARY 3fst.

There are tut less tlu$n tS7d prizes, am'nting Together to $60,S00. 1st Prize, $15,000. 2nd Prize, $5,000. 3rd Prize, $2,500. And Whole Tickets Address all orders to

G. UPINCTON,

,j!)9 Broadway, York,

M. J. RICHMOND,

Covington, K.y,

HQmR'S j5»' COD-LIVER (HI

Isperfectlv pure. Pronouuood the beet by the high* est nmiicsl authorities in the world. Oirvn highest award at 19 World's Expositions, mid at Pnris, IJTft SoW by Druggists. W. K. MlwniFFElIH 00.. *. *.

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Th» pro* KosrontnTS «S GK*KKArt'« Fowsa—aors anil iniia. ROTOOTO*nervonv

titnUItt'. tmpotency, tn4

iU-hiiTtrTTftuI thoetiergy. iroanil vlirm Mitl' In twrnt) n.lnu*.»H. ns acOmwths Xfiv KNC1.AXD

MBWCAS. i«NSTrTC-~-

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Or lady that sends us their sddress will receive somethlng JVss ky Mail, that

ANY BENT

Greenwich gtrttt, Ne* York.

Honey and Marriage in Paris. [J. D. Osborne, in Scribner.).,

The place given to money in Parisian marriages tells heavily upon the poor, especially upon those who are obliged to wear the livery of respectability. The cost of service in the churches seems skillfully planned in the manner best suited to goad to expense not only vanity, but self-respect also. Custom, too, makes burdensome levies on the purse. There must be carriages to the Mayor's office and to church the bride must have her outfit, and there must be an entertainment. I remember the marriage of the daughter of an officer in the French army. He was poor as a church mouse, and never was quite sure that his wife woutd succeed in making his pay last the month. A little hunchback met the daughter at a ball and fell in love with her. He was worth $8,000 a year. She saw his spine in his land (where it was as straight as an arrow) and let him know at once that his suit would be successful. By dint of borrowing $25 here, $30 there, $50 in another place, and driblets right and left, and by getting a "toilet dealer" to make all the purchases for the outfit upon promise that the husband should pay before the honeymoon changed, they managed to get through the ceremony without confessing their poverty. The day after the wedding the mother said to me: "You cannot imagine the embarrassment into which Ave are throwvi by Louise's marriage for, poor as we are, we cduld not send her stark naked into her new family. My husband had his uniform, and tnat, of course passes muster anywhere but I did not Know what to do for a dress. I bought a shawl trimmed with lace for the marriage. I took the lace from the shawl and put it on my new silk dress for the ball. This morning I removed it from the dress and put it back on the shawl iu time to pay visits." liunning the gauntlet would te a pleasant promenade, compared to the anxiety ana embarrassment of this family during the six weeks before and the three weeks after their daughter's marrriage. The wedding over, it remained

fminfullywould

uncertain what reception the

msband give his betrothed's bills. They were many, and some of them were heavy. The sum total was very large, but he paid them without wincing.

The Lapse of Time.

The firing of a woman from a cannon which has become a principal feature ir. several shows, is often attended with great humiliation to the management. It is well known that a spring in the breech of the cannon is the motive powei that sends the woman out, but the delusion that she is blown out by gun pow* der is formed by touching off a small cannon or pistol that is secreted inside of the large one, and so arranged that the smoke will pour out and mislead the audience.

When the spring and small cannon are touched off simultaneously the effect is very pleasing, but about half the time the explosion is heard, and dies away in the distance before the woman bursts upon the gaze of the spectators or else the woman will scoot out of the cannon, catch the trapeze, pull herself up to tho cross-bar, and then turn around and motion to the idiot that is running the cannon to hurry up and touch it off In the eourse of a few minutes the explosion will be heard, and the mademoiselle on the trapeze will kiss her hand to the audience and bow, as though she had cut a dog in two, and the audience will applaud to the echo.

An audience that would not applaud, under such circumstances would oe cruel. On the other hand, the explosion will sometimes be heard, the smote will roll out of the cannon, a pause will ensue, and the young men will rise to go out and take a drink at the nearest saloon, when all at once a solitary woman will be seen to scud across the horizon, so to speak, and people will scratch their heads and try to call to mind the explosion that occurred sometime before.

No one can imagine the chagrin of the woman, when she is in the cannon, and hears the explosion take place, and finds that she is obliged to wait and wait, enveloped as she is in a cloud of gun-pow-der smoke, and a silk handkerchief tie4 around her lips. It is very embarrassing. What is wanted is some arrangement that will cause the spring and the gun* powder and the woman to all go o: gather.

Tea Culture in America.

[Toledo Blade.)

The time was and that not so very long ago, when the United States was entirely dependent upon China for all the tea that was used in the country.

No one imagined that the article could be raised here, or if it could, the process of preparation for use would be beyond the people.

It was something peculiar to the heathen Chinee, a sort of manipulation of which he had the discovered secret* Now, however, it has been proved that tea can be raised here and put through a process by which it is made ready for use, and what is more, can be exported to other countries.

Soon, too, according to the Commissioner of Agriculture, we shall be exporting sugdr in large quantities, since it has been found that a very good article can be made from corn stalks and sorghum, and that in Illinois one establishment made 42,000 pounds from one crop. And so we move. Who will dare say that the United States will not soon be independent of the world, if she so chooses.

An Even Exchange,

"And how is your neighbor, Mrs. Brown?" inquired one nicely dressed lady of another. "She's well enough, I suppose. I haven't seen her to speak to her for six weeks." "Why, I thought yom two were on tho most friendly terms?" "Well, we used to be but we've exchanged servants."

Little Jonny's Beasts- way he began,xcept to wait and see him "burst up" before long. The longer Mr. [For the Sunday World.] {Simmons kept doing it the longer was Possums has tobabce pouches-on the postponed his explosion. The fact was stomachs and one time there was a pos- he made an immense trade and reaped a sum which was a show. A feller come profit correspondingly. A great many to sec the show, and he had a bunch of merchants have followed in the track of firecrackers, cause it was the Fourth of Mr. Simmons, and made fortunes out of July. The feller he took one off and put it. The late A. T. Stewart was a perit in his mouth, and then he lit one of the sistent advertiser. The pill makers seem others and held 'em out to the possum, to have an intuitive knowledge of the and said: "Have a cigarette The virtues of printer's ink in marking out possum it snatched 'em and crammed uie

it said your old cigarettes, for I am a regular savings bank, lam!"

But bimeby the crackers they went off wild, and you never seen a busted bank like that possum!

My uncle Ned he had a possum wich was a pet, and he had a little music-box too, but my sister's young man he plays the fiddle and Sammy l)oppy he can crow like roosters. One day the piano was moved out of the parlor, and Uncle Ned he wound up the music-box and looked the other way, and the possum it sneaked up and put the music box in the tobacco pouch of his belly, a playin' the sweet by and by real nice. Then Uncle Ned he went in the kitchen and called Mary, that's the housemaid, and said: "Mary, you go in the parlor and tell your mistress when she gets done playin' the piano, 1 would like to see her."

Bimeby Mary she come a running back, wite like a sheet, and said: "Oh, if you please, sir, that nast cnt of your'n has et the pianner!"

And now I'll tell you a little story about snakes. When Mister Pitchel was a missionary preacher in Africa he seen a natif nigger trying for to catch a long snake. Mister Pitchel he said: "What! do you mean to take that feller in your hands V" The natif nigger said he did if his gods was willing that he should get a tail hold. Mister Pitchel he said: "Ain't them kind of snakes pizen and the nigger he said: "I've et ten this morning, and I feel pretty well. Mebby they would pizen me if I was greedy like hogs."

A other time when Pitchel was there a natif nigger which was the king he said You come to the pallace next Sunday and preach to us poor converted heathens and 1 will have a mighty good dinner ready for you when you have got done." So Mister Pitchel he went and preached, and wile he wrs a preachin' he kep a smellin' the dinner wich was being boild mighty nice, and every time he smelt it he stopped for to get a good wiff of it. Bimeby the king lie got mad and he said: "You jest go on with the preach. It aint nobody but that galoot Sambo Caesar. He was always a seotlin' wile he was alive, and now the garn dasted infidel pushes up the pot lid for to interrupt our devotions!"

If I was king I woud take my big sword and cut all the wicked infidels'a heads of, yes indeed, but when you cut a hen's head off the preacher he comes nex day and eats her. Hens lay eggs and the rooster flops his wings and crows when, lie thinks hisself a better fighter than a other rooster, but the feller on the new steeple he don't crow, and if he would lay egs they would be all busted. Egs is nicest with ham and sossidge and buckweat cakes, and a whole apple pie all for your own self. Bildad, that's the new dog, he likes cold apple dumplins, but Towser that's the dog died he had a wort on his nose.

The dog is the king of beasts, but snakes is more like eels. My sister's young man says one time in Indy there was a man had to travel a long jurnev on foot, and so he hired a snake-charmer to proteck him, cos the snakes there is a mighty bad lot. So the man and the charmer they started, and after they had gone 'bout a mile the charmer he stopt and said: "I guess it's about time for me to begin a earnin' my money." So he took a floot out of his close and begun to play a time, and pretty soon some snakes crawld out of the grass for to see what was up. And bimeby some more come and stood around £0, till after a wile there was 'bout

path

'em in its pouch, and wauk its eyes like out of PhiladelDhia for notable exam-

thousau' hundred big

pizen snakes all around 'em, and the man was frightened 'most K) death. Then the charmer he put away his floot and said: "You can't find no fault with sech charmin, as that, I guess, can you Now if you are ready to go on jest gathera club and wade in, and if we are so fortunate as to get through we will come pretty soon to a jungle where you can hire a cousin of mine, which can charm ions and taggers.'

BE6 ADVERT!! NG-

Post,

Boston

The First Man Who Tried it in and the Result.

to*

[Philadelphia Record.]

The system of extended advertising which has been adopted by several of the most flourishing retail houses in this city, was probably originated in this country by Mr. George W. Simmons, of Boston, to spread abroad the knowledge of "Oak Hall," forty years ago. A writer in the Boston Commonwealth sent a glowing account of his establishment to the

with directions that it

should make a column in length. The announcement was a revelation in the counting room. Ko such enormous advertisement was ever heard of in that office. Mr. Beals wiped his spectacles and looked at the order a second time. He sent Mr. Slack, collector of that office, down to Ann street, to see if a mistake had not been made. "No, said Mr% Simmons "that is what I want A column of space. Put it in just as marked and come down for your money." It was accordingly done as directed, and there was a sensation. When Mr. Bealls handled the first check in payment he was about as much astonished at the ease with which it was drawn as he was when the advertisement came in. Everybody talked of the rashness of the proprietor of "Oak Hall." The street was full ot clothing stores, from Union street to Centre street. The crowd began to assemble at "Oak Hall, and often by 10 o'clock the store would be so full that Mr. Simmons had to lock the outside door door from inability to let in any more Then the crowd loitered on the sidewalk, and made even more commotion for that usually quiet neighborhood. Simmon's neigabors in the trade held at one of their stores a meeting, over which Nat. Gale, now of Chelsea, presided, to see what they would do about these extraordinary state of things. They concluded that they couldn't do anything, if Simmons kept on in the

to prosperity. We need not go

of the

express system, and the parcels delivery through the postoflice have led to a great extension of trade mainly reached through newspaper advertising. What is called the "order department" in some of our great houses is rapidly becoming an important feature in trade. Customers on the very outskirts of the republic now order what they want by mailer express, the original medium of communication being the newspapers.

Burnett's Cocoaine

Kills Dandruff, Allays Irritation, and Promotes tue Growth of the Hair. GENTLEMAN,—For over two years I have suffered terribly with "scald head" its worst form. A few weeks ago I ried a bottle of j'our Cocoainc. The first application gave me relief, and now the disease is effectually cured. Yours respectfully

N. C. STEVENS. Deputy

Sherrif, Ottawa, 111. Burnett's Flavoring Extracts are perfectly pure.

1 he Tennessee Senatorial Elec ion.

NASHVILLE, Jan. 21.—Thejoint convention cast one vote at noon resulting as follows: Maynard, 16 Bailey, 16 Bate, JiO Harrison, 6: Butler, 1 Smith, 8 R. L. Taylor, 2 Muse, 2 Gillenwaters, 4 Harrigon, 1: Wilson, 1 D. M. Key, 1 E. H. East, 1 *, Edwards, 1 H. Gibson, 1 John D. Welder, 1 H. A. Brown, 1.

Sozodont and Bismarck. Looking at Bismarck one wouid. not suppose that he sways such almost omnipotence. He is calm and ch eerful, wary and watching. SOZODONT don't look different from other preparations. Bvt it never fails in what it undertakes. Calm and agreeable, it is death to parasites which attack the teeth.

Why

is Bismarck He sticks

GLUE? forever.

like and

SPALDINO'S holds on

ice Breaking up.

CINCINNATI, Jan. 21.—The ice came out of Licking river to-day and damaged the steamers Wildwood and Fleetwood, and inflicted losses on coal barges amounting to $10,000 or $12,000. The river, which has been choked from above Pomeroy to Pittsburg, is expected hourly to break along a line of nearly three hundred miles.

Write to MRS. LYDIA E. PINKHAM, NO 233 Western Avenue, Lynn, Mass., for pamphlets relative to curative properties of her VEGETABLE COMPOUND in all female complaints.

Nine trains loaded with coal were sent from Brazil to Indianapolis via Vandalia line last night.

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You know how it is.

WHAT to him was love or hope What to him was joy or care? He stepped on a plug of slippery soap, the girl had left on the topmost stair. His feet flew out like wild, fierce things and he struck each star with a sound like a drum and the girl below with the scrubbing things, laughed like a fiend to see him come. jtJut he gathered himself with care and toil, ana repared the damage with St Jacobs Oil,—like any sensible man would/

Coal Office!

N. S. Wheat is prepared famish all grades of coal and wood—both soft and hardcoal, is cheap as the cheapest. To accommodate his friends and the trade generally he has a telephome placed in his office, so that orders can be received er sent from any part of the city, and receive the same attention as if left at the office. Thanking the public for past patronage he guarantees to be as prompt in supplying them with best of coal in the future.

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DYSPEPSIA.

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