Terre Haute Weekly Gazette, Terre Haute, Vigo County, 9 December 1880 — Page 7
&o Year Abe fore the Public,
THE CEW.UINE DR. C. McLANE'S
LIVER PILLS
Urt* not recommended as a remedy for all the ills that flesh is heir to," but ir. affections of the Liver, and in all Bilious Complaints, Dyspepsia, and ^i.-k Headache, or diseases of that character, tfcey Stand without a rival.
ACUE AND
FE»'£R.
No belter cathartic can be used pre* .juratory to, or after taking quinine. As simple purgative they arc tinecjualed.
BEWARE OF IMITATIONS. l'he genuine are never sugar-coated. Kach box lias a red-wax seal on the lid, with the impression, McLANE'SLlVKIt PILL. Each wrapper bears the signatures of
C. ank
and
kcmino ros.
fflST Insist upon having the genuine t)«. C. McLANE'S LIVKU PILLS, prepared by ITEMING BROS., Pittsburgh, Pa., tin market beintf full of Imitations of tho uanie
HCIMM,
spelled differently
Sut. gamo pronunciation.
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UNLIKE PILLS Ao
the au»l Purgitlroi, It ploaaant to take, Anil will
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Sr»tom llcnorntor *ml t'lranarr that bu 7*1 b^iMi hrriMviit io puMir untie*. For Constipation, ItilloumPM, llcadarlir, I'llrt, »nd
SA diMOT'ltr* 1
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OF LYNN, MASS.
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LYDIA E. PINKHAM'S VEGETABLE COMPOUND,
ThePosltivM^nro
For all Female Complaints.
Alt preparation, as Its name signifies, consists of Ve(feUll® rropcrtles that arc harmless to tho most delicate Invalid. Upon ono trial the merits of this Com (Krand will bo recognised, as relief Is iinmedlato and when Its nsels continued, In nlnety-nlno eases In a hun. dred, apermonentcurolselToetod, as thousands will testify. On account of Its proron merits, It Is to-day ro•ommonded and prescribed by the best physicians In the country.
It will euro entirely tho worst form of falling Of tho uterus, Xicucorrhcm, irrogular and painful Xonstruatlon,allOvar!anTronbles, Inflammation and Ulceration, Floodlngs, all Displacements and the conMqnent spinal weakness, and is especially adapted to tho Change of IJfo. It will dlssolro and expel tumors from tho utomslnan early stago of derelopment. Tho tendency to cancerous humors thor* Is checked very VpeedUy by Its uso.
In fact It has proved to be the (jT«atMt and best remedy that has ever been discovered. It permeates every portion of tho system, and gives new Ilfoand vigor. It removes faintness.flatulency, destroys all craving for stimulants, and relieves weakness wt the stomach
It cures Bloating, Headaches, Ksrvons Prostration, Oeneral Debility, Sleeplessness, Depression and Indigestion. That feeling of bearing down, casing pain, weight and backache, Is always permanently cured by tts use. Itwlllat all times, and under all clrcfamstan•as, act in harmony with the law that governs the female system.
Tor Kidney Complaints of either sex this oompound fc unsurpassed.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound Is prepared attSS and 153 Western Avenue, Lynn, Mam. prioo $1.00. Six bottles for 9&.OO1. Sent by mall in the Jorm of pills, also
In the form of Loaengea, on receipt
•(price, $1.40, per box, for either. Mrs. riVKflAM freely answer* all letters of Inquiry. Bend for paingblet. Addrces as above
Mention
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Mo family should be wlthoat LYDIA E. PIMKHAM* UVSR PILLS. They cure Constipation, Btllousneaa, and Torpidity of the liver. IS cents i*r box.
Said by Buntin A A.rm*trong in Terre Haute. Richardson & Co.,, Wholesale drug-
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6ENERAL AND PERSONA'..
Coloradoans call Jay Gould tlie
,-King
of the Platte Canyon route." Ncal Dow ran well in his own State, getting no less than sixty-six votes, in all, for President.
Mince pies ar? raisin' the mischief witii nature's sweet repose as Thanksgiving grows apace.
Gen. Garfield smokes short, thick cigars, and he likes to blow the smoke up to the ceiling.
Brooklyn policemen are not allowed to snore when on duty. They must either sleep lightly or resign.
Tho Boston
Post
discovers that the best
scholars and the best wine go to the head. Oliver Wendell Holmes, jr., is giving a series of lectures on the common law.
Among the Treasury clerks at Washington are great-grand daughters of Tltomaa Jefferson and Robert Morris.
Who is to bo poet laureate of Congress, now that Delegate Downey, of Wyoming, has retired from public lite?
Air. Borgh has liecn informed that potato bugs in the West arc suffering greatly on account of cold weather.
J. B. Urownlow, a son of Parson Brownlow, has been appointed to a $ 1,«i(X) clerkship in the Post Oflicc Department.
Vivo President-elect Arthur has been chosen one of the vice-President of the New York State Bar Association.
II. 0. Bruce, one of the Republican members of the next Kansas Legislature, is a brother of Senator Bruce, of Mississippi. "James Post, of Colorado, has five wives living in different parts of the State." A very good hitcliing-Post, we should say.
When a Cincinnati man speaks of the productions of hy* pen, you never know whether he is a literary feller or a hograiser.
As a matter of fact, a woman will sit alongside of a man in a car, though a seat uc vact'nt next to a woman.
Compulsory education is enforced in Iowa, where a woman led her truant son to school by a ropo tied around his neck.
A man who has been successful in put ting up his winter stove may now safely commence to attend religious meetings again.
The estate of the late Gov. Williams, of Indiana, is estimated to be worth $100,000, $75,000 of which is invested in farming lands.
The musical critic of tho Cincinnati
d/izdtehna
resigned his position, and
piano tuners can now go to Cincinnati with impunity. General Patterson, of Philadelphia, the only surviving officer of the war of lHli2, is visiting his friend, Gen. Wilson, iu New York.
The Boston
Journal of Commerce
pub
lishes a lot of dyeing receipes but none of them beat the old way of fooling with an empty shotgun.
Mr. Zabriesowatschiycr was a candidate for office in Minnesota. The man who nominated him says it was the greatest effort of his life. "Give the wicked Bernhardt a wide berth," says an exchange. What for? She can get along with a narrow one. Give the wide berth to David Davis.
Dr. J. G. Holland is having a steam yacht sixty feet long and nine feet beam made for him byllcreshoff, the blind steamboat builder of Bristol, \l. I.
A slouched hat is the biggest thing about Mahone, except his grip. His hand is Bmall, but, when it lays hold, it gives as ranch result as if covered a tenacre Held. "329" may bo a tabooed subject now, but the supremo intellects of the Paragraphers' Association will yet discover that Thanksgiving Day is the *329 in the calendar of 1880.
Vice-President Wheeler says he is go ing to retire to private life iit his native town of Malone, in the immediate vicinity of the haunts of Silas Wright and Preston King.
King Humbert wears a supporting corset, as his back is very weak ana crooked through excessive dissipation. The corset gives bim an erect, but stiff, awkward attitude.
When a Boston man comes home at 1:30
a. m.and
smashes the furniture,
they say he is in an iconoclastic mood. Out here the same person would be described ap "bilin."
John Bright, despite all of his Quaker antecedents, was beheld a fortnight ago moved to tears by Modjeska's impersonation of Mary Stewart at the Court Theater, London.
As the holiday season is at hand, it is in order for the bead of the house to save up his spare cash so that his wife may be able to present him with the usual Christmas gifts.
Rev. R. R. Meredith, in his lecture on Peter, says the disciple, in the fresh bloom of his young manhood, had done what a young man ought to do—marry and settle down to his occunatiou.
A young lady, residing in Connecticut, was nearly poisoned last week by wearing green stockings. We can't imagine why young ladies will insist on wearing green stockings. Lord knows they grow long enough to be ripe.
The arithmetic that teai lies that 100 cents make a dollar, in the language of the late Horace Greeley, "is a liar and a liorsethief."
An exchange Says: "Coal oil rubbed on tiog dispute es-
ge says:"
the neck and liead will cure hog cholera we have tried it." Who call timony like that?"
Gen. Grant informed Horace K. White, his host at Syracuse, N. Y., that he had abstained from the use of wine and stimulants for two years.
The people of Pittsfleld, Mass., are divided over the problem Whether they shall have a o4e night's entertainment by Sara Bernhardt or by Col. Inge soli.
Lewis II. Redfield, the oldest journal of New York, celebrated the eigh seventh anniversary of his birthday S urday night by giving a dinner to members of the press of Syracuse.
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THE TEHRE HAUTE WEEKLY OAZErrK
According to modern fashion a soapless home witnout a blue china dish nailed up against the wall for the sake of style is very much like a target company without a target.
Mrs. Mountjoy, who was reproached for her lack of sentiment, replied: "How can a woman have any sentiment whose husband goes to bed six nights out of seven with his boots on
Gen. Butler has intimated that just as likely as not he may run for Governor ajjain next year. It was very considerate ot him to put off the announcement until after Thanksgiving.
Wyoming does not approve of poetry and politics mixed. The poetical Downey from that region was defeated. He can now retire and court tho muse in the awful mystery of wild solitude.
Miss Imogene Robinson Morrel, whose stucio is in the Corcoran Building, Washington, I). C., has just painted a portrait ot Gen. Garfield. It has been highly praised bj those who hnvo seen it.
Prof. GrahamBcll, the inventor of the telephone, is receiving much attention in London. lie is to be entertained by the Royal Society, and President Spottiswood
ive a dinner in his honor on Wednes-
The New Orleans
Timr*
make the state
ment that the oysters business of the Chesapeake Bay employs more men and yields a larger gum of money than the coaibined sugar, rice and cotton culture ot Louisiana.
White Eagle, chief of the Poncas. has been ordered to flit from the reservation in Dakota, which a few years sinco was. set apart to his tribe and confirmed by a solemn, India rubber, back-action treaty of American patent.
A Joke on a Horse Detroit Free Proaa.
()ne ot' the commission-houses on Woodbridge street has a horse which was the terror of ever pedestrian who got within three feet of his head. The animal has teeth like a shark, and up to a few days ago he'd bite everything within reach except a pile of grindstones Whipping had no effect, and he would get rid of muzzles as fast as they were put on. The firm had paid out considerable money to settle for his bites and was wondering what they would sell him for, when along came a man who guaranteed a cure for $5.00 He was told to go to work, and his first move was to get an old suit of clothes and stuff it with straw. The horse was driven down the street, and the suit was tied to a hitching-post, back to the street. A full pound of cayenne pepper was then rubbed into and sprinkled over the garments, and the joke was ready.
Tne horse came jogging back, and the driver left him standing within six feet of the man of straw. The old biter's cyesjiad a twinkle as he saw a fine chance to use his teeth, and as soon as left alone he began edging towards the spot. When ready for business he made a sudden lunge ami caught the "man" by the shoulder. The old horse meant wickedness, but he had a surprise in store for business he made a sudden lunge and caught the "man" by the shoulder The old horse meant wickedness, but he had a surprise in store for him. Ashe lifted the figure oil' its feet and gave it a shake it fell apart, and his month, nose and eyes were filled with the smarting powder.
Great tears rolled down his long no-e, he sneezed, and snorted, and ceughcd,and he was just as chagrined at tno general laugh on him as a man would have been. He backed away from the reminants, opened his mouth to cool it, and hung his head in shame. He did not cease weeping for a day, but when he got so that he could look tho public square in the face ho was a changed horse. Anybody can pull his ears or rub his nose with impunity. In fact, ho courts caresses where he defied them and on the approach of a stranger will shut his eyes and mouth as if fearful of another dose.
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A DISAPPOINTED CONGRKSSMAN.
What Took the Frills Ont of One ExIectant Officeholder.
ISan Francisco Pott.]
lie was a shrewd, white-beaded old gentleman tourist who sat sipping a lemonade in the Baldwin barroom, the other lay. and who remarked, as a self-import-ant looking iadividual came in and haughtily ordered a whisky straight:
Now, I s'pose that gentleman is one of your bonanza fellows, and owns about two thirds of the real estate 'round here?"
No,"
we replied, he's a much great
er personage. lie is one of the successful candidates of the late election." I might have known it!" exclaimed the old gentleman, emphatically. He acts just as I did when I was elected to Congress."
IIow was that?" Well, you see I was elected M. C. from the Fourth District just after the war. Wc had a pretty lively campaign of it, and as I never had been in politics before, I somehow got tlie idea that the whole country had quit work and was watching my contest with quivering anxiety. Every timo the other side accused me of being a chicken thief, or a bigamist, or something, and I'd get back at them with a card in the Redville
Warwhoop," headed Another Lie Nailed I" I'd send a marked copy to every leading paier in the countrv.
Did, eh? Yes, and I was disgusted to find they never paid tho slightest attention to me, either. What surprised me most was that, although I kept the President and Cabinet advised of everything that occurred,! never got the slightest sympathy from any of tnem. I was an administration man, too, and I thought it was blamed singular."
Didn't notice you at all?" Not at all, sir, and when I was elected, and the boys lighted a bonfire in the main street, and serenaded me, and I spoke six hours in the open air as to my future course on the tariff and finances, the New York papers merely said that 'a Mr. Gunn had been elected by a small majority,' my name being Gonley, as you know."
That was hard." Well, I put that all down to envy and malice, and I started for Washington. I expected that at least the Speaker of the House and a committee appointed by the Senate would be down at the depot to welcome me to the capital."
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"The only persons that met me were a committee of hackmen, who tore my overcoat half off, rammed me into a hack, and robbed me, with the aid and assistance of the hotel clerk, who then gave me a room on the top floor, and asked the first,week's board in advance said it was the rules of the house with Arkansas members." "The impudent rascal!"
That's what I thought. Well, the next morning I got away from the bedbugs as well as I could, and went up to the White House to see if the President would like to stroll down to the house to introduce me and see tne sworn its. I sent up my card, and in an hour or two some Secretary or other sent back word that the President was at breakfast and couldn't be bothered."
That was pretty short, wasn't it?" Well, I was just dumbfounded. However, I went down to the Capitol, and told tho Scrgeant-at-Arms to go in and announce to the members that I had arrived. He grinned and said, 'That's devilish good, that is llnd rushed tfll I expected that, of course, the members would come crowding up to congratulate me, and say something like Magnificent speech of yours, that last one, (Jonlev. IJeat 'em by 48 votes, too, old fellow.' And then mebbo they'd give me three cheers, and all that sort of thing."
And did they?" No, sir I hope I may never stir if they didn't give me a back seat in the cloak-room until my name was called, and a door-keeper fired me out into the corrider twice under the impression that I was a lobbyist. Well, after I had been put on the joint committee on spittoons and window washing, and spent a couple of months trying to wedge in my great four hour speech on the match tax, something occurred that let down my check rein, and took all the frills out of me for goodV'
What was that?" Well, I was taking a drive out to the Soldier's Homo one afternoon with three other members, when a light buggy went by like a streak of greased lightning, the trotter driven by a solemn looking man in a rusty plug hat, who was smoking a cigar, ana steadying a small terrier on the seat with hiselbow. That's Butcher Boy,' said one of my companions, with great interest 'trots in 20. He's a rattling good stepper, bet your life.' 'Did you notice tno dog,' said another.
Best bred pup in town—tail no bigger than a rat's—infernal fine dog that.' As I had nothing else to say I casually inquired who the driver was.
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Why, that's the president,' said one of them with a yawn. By Jove, how I'd like to have one of those pups!'
That settled it I've been as meek and Bad as a carhorsc pulling a picnic ever since."
A tlorrld Thln([.
In a i*oarding-liouse recently a young man on turning off Uis gas saw the words, "Confesothy sins," in phosphorescent characters on the wall. He was surprised, but listening, thought he heard some young ladies outside the door wait* ing to observe the effect on him. So pretending to be frightened at the matchscratch he fell on his knees and confessed out loud that he had frequently kissed one of the young ladies in the dark—the one whom he had brat reason to suspect of playing the trick. That young lady won't play any more such triclbi immediately. Shis thinks he is a mean, horrid thinfr.
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