Terre Haute Weekly Gazette, Terre Haute, Vigo County, 15 April 1880 — Page 3

"THE WORLD" BALLADS.

The Journalist mnd ttee ForkPacker. A Tale cf Science and Speculation.

from tbe New Tor It World.

"0 mighty dealer In tlie flesh Of slain and salted swine Dearly I love your daugh

May I not call her minef" The merchant prince stood, with surprise, Am routed te the spot, And to that gallant youth he mad*

Cart answer, "you way not, The hosbaad of my daaghter must, Or rich or titled be, While you are but a journalist,

A. churl of low degree, Jfet unacquainted with salooas Whereat the lunch Is free, A.od where schooners of beer sell for Eve cents,

Or perhaps for only three. I'm rich beyond the wildest dreams Of avaiice—are mine The cattle upen a tiiousand bills—

I ought to say the swine. A thousand cars to speed across The continent each day Orammed with the best hogs of the West

Which 1 do buy and slay And many a statelj vessel o'er Tho subject ocean glides With precious freight of prime mess pork,

Shoulder?, and hams, and sides. Marry nay daughter fair! What is't The man is thinking off Mike, take this gentleman by the neck

And down the stairs him shove,"

An awful oath that lover swore That he reyenged would be, As he hied la 1m in to a saloon

Whereat the lunch was free Ana he get a schooner of lager-beer— To rhj me, it Bhould be weisi— And a generous bunk of brown, brown bread

And of sausage an ample slice. Now could 1 drink," said he, "hot blood

Instead ef this cold beer Accords well with my frame of mind The meat that I have here. What can move one to hunger and

To thirst cneounter for Like this blood-red sausage that bears the name

Of the goddess grim of war?* How shall burst this pork-packer? Oh, would that I had been Or were, a corner big to make,

Moses or Mr. Keene! But let me finish off my beer." He raised tho sctiooner, then Cried in an agony of fear,

Ob, have I got' em again?"

"I could have sworn," the youth resumed, Lettinghis schooner lall, "That In that slice of sausage I

Beheld shakes wako anicrawl Thank Heaven, 'twas but a foolish thought Again the glass he raised. And quickly sot It down again

Muttering, "i mnst bo erased. Ihae it! in the boer and giass The oojoit's multiplied .Just like the drop of water on

A microscopic slide 1 know Not to What family Thoio wrigglera are allied, But I've made a great discovery—

How can it bo applied? O tiny parasite of porn, Thou bhalt avail me moa For my rcvuuge that coulil ten yards

Of cobra or of boa!"

lie goes and writes, that journalist, A BOVOU column sorcod, With big blacli headsof horror so

That they may run tmt read. "What a wietch to put an enemy," Did the article sternly say, "in tho stomachs of his customers

To eat iiio.'r muscles awaj!" And the bold health ofliaer uprose And said to the paoker, 'Cruise hence! For your establishment is suppressed

Hereby as a public nuisance?" And tho giauri'jury lndiated him. And telegrams hourly came From customorB that had orders sent

And wished to canoel the same, And folks addicted to underdone ham And Bologna sausage raw, In indigestion's every qualm

Felt tho fell Trlobinasegnaw, And they got them torches and got them ropes

And when he eould not be found They fired that packer's packing-house And bruned it to„theground. And from the city In disguise

Away at night he ran— A merchant prince but twelrc hours since, And now a ruined man!

But as for that young journalist That tho Trichina'found, No nioro distingulthed man, I wis, as in creation's oound— lie got foreign ribbons by the yard

And crosses by the pound. Ho belonged to so mary societies That his signature, 1 am Sure would havo reached from the Battery

V7p to Macomb his dam. And a European despot Whose toiling millions live Mainly on pork engaged him—

Did a princely salary give As his Trichlnographer Royal. And whenever pork is nigh Tho Trichinographer in the meat

Doth the fell Trichlnie spy, Aud condemneth everybody's stock In the twinkling of an eye. And vainly In prayers and tears the man

Who is "long" his passion ventsPrime mess can find no buyer* at

Three barrels for 5 cents. And when the Trichinographer Hath covered all his "shorts," That the fell soourgo hath disappeared

Ho officially reports. And straightway pork goes boiling up, And when it doth attain The top-notch, tho Trichinographer

Sells short and bears again. And when ho find Trichina*, The monarch, in admiration Of his Trichinographer'a wondrous seal

For the interests of the nation, Gives him a diamond snuff-box or Another decoration.

Meanwhile along the Bowery, At saloons where lunch is free, A broken man in broken hoots

Ye any day may see, That buyeth a schooner of lager»beer Whera the price is pennies three Thatforageth on the lunch-counter

And greedily doth gripe The herring red and the brown brown bread And the cabbago and the tripe, The mustard keen and the pork and bean

And the pretzel salt and dry,

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And the eabin-oiseuit and the cheese. But gloomily passethbv The platter on which in slices piled

The red Bolognas lie, As if In bla boaom the sight evoked A painful memory. This was the rich-pork-picker (He they warned if others exist!) Whi would not give his daughter fair

To the bright young journalist. Brooklyn, April, 1880,

The journalist, having recently left college and b«ing full of clas-«iral lore, got "iiulogna" confoundcd with "Belluna.

THE ITO I'HSCHILDS OF RUSSIA.

Origin at the Taaioui Family Euiiian Capitalist*.

The DemidofTs contrive to keep them selves before the public, as a family ol its antecedents and resources easily can if so minded. The later members seem to have a love of notoriety, a fondnets for creating sensations, which belongs to many rich Russians who have been ennobled. /It is thought by a number of his aquftintanccs, that Paul Demidoff decided to sell all the art treasures in his San Donato villa, at Florence, in order to make himself talked about. Indeed it is hard to explain the hale on any other ground, lor the wildest t^iprice seldom takes so serious a form, artistically and financially speaking. The history of the DemidofTs is singular and interesting. Thev are immensely rich, and occupy, as capitalists, much th«* same position in Russia as the Rothschilds do in western Europe. The founder of the famil) Nikita Demidoff, was a son of a serf at the time of Peter the Great, and quitted his birthplace in the government of 1'oola to avoid bearing arms. He became a blacksmith and armorer, growing 60 fa mous in the lai ter capacity that he acquired a vast fortune. Peter having favored him greatly, he established, in 1769, for the goveriment, the first iron foundry in Siberia, at Neviansk, near the base of the Ural mountains. This having 6erved as a model for inanv other prosperous foundries in that region, the Czar presented it to him with all its dependencies, and also conferred a title on him. Nikita'g son, Akicnfi, employed a number of Germans to explore the rich mines of copper, silver and gold f.und in the valley of the Irtish and tbe upper stretches of the Obi river. In 1725 tie erected, at the foot of the Magnetic mountains, a foundry named NischneitagiUk, which is to this day the largest in Siberia. Russia, sensible of the value of hh labors to the country, bestowed on him the title of counsellor of state. His son, Procope, founded at Moscow a commercial school—afterward removed to St. Petersburg—for the education of the sons of tradesmen. Paul, cousin of Procope, a man of mind and energ\ traveled widely in his youth, and devoted himself to the natural science?. He gave to the University of Moscow a museum of natural history, and founded (1S03 the Demidoff Museum at Yaroslavi. A nephew of Procopf, Count Nicholas, distinguished himself as an aide, in the war against the Turks afterward married Countess Stroganoflf, and became privy councilor and imperial chamberlain. He had a marked taste for art and science, and conducted extensive mines with success. In 1812 he raised a regiment, and fought against the French. He was the father of Anatole, who died at Baden-Baden ten years ago, and the uncle, if we mistake not, of the present Paul, the collector of San Donato. While the Demidoff have thfe Russian peculiarity we have mentioned, thev have generally distinguished themselves in a substantial and creditable way. Thsy have had brains, taste and energy, as well as passion tor munificence and display, and have, first and last, done a deal of good with their wealth. Paul Demidoff is reputed to be worth mere than $50,000,000 That a family of opulent princes should spring from a poor serf and blacksmith seems very unlike Russia as popularly apprehended.

A WAIF FROM THE TAY BRIDGE WREC£.

Prom the London Telegraph,

A strange but not altogether improbable story conges from Norway, where it 6aw the light in the columns of the Morgenblad, a well-known local newspaper. On the 12th of last Jmonth, as some fishermen were hauling their nets in one of the fiords on the western coast, apparently not far from Bergen, they sighted an "extraordinary object some distance further out. Fancying at first that it was a new monster, they retired to a safe distance. Finally, however, cun osity got the better of them they cautiously approached the bobbing mystery, but only to discover that it was a railway carriage, in a sadly smashed and dismantled condition, with the following letters painted on it: "Edinburgh and Glasgow Railway." From the fact that there was a portmanteau inside containing clothes marked "P. B-," it is supposed to have been one of the relics of the Tay biidge disaster, separated from the other carriages by the wrench to which the whole train was sudjected and then floated out to sea with the ebbing tide. That the waif may have drifted in a northeasterly direction toward the nearest point of the Norwegian coast is as little surprising as the circumstance that in midwinter no vessel happened to see it en route. If one wagon was so completely 6eveered from the others, we may now understand how it is that the wreck of the train has yielded such comparatively few memorials. The North Sea, and not the Firth of Tay, has been thecemeteiv of the victims.

Some Mr. Day, of England, has been writing a book on America and severely criticises the English of the advertisements in our newspapers, and yet the editor of the London Examiner retorts by saying that in the whole course of his reading he does not recollect a book written in worse English than the one Mr. Day has given to the world.

Grace Garland, the song and dance tist. was divorced from her husband, Albert Blake, at Indianapolis recently cruel treatment was the grounds.

A TRUTH.

How the Poor Witness Fares on the Stand. (Cairo Bulletin.) The manner in which attorneys question witnesses i| exasperating to the intelligent listener beyond expression. The great purpose of the average criminal lawyer, for instance, is to draw from the witness all the facts in his posession, except the facts that touch the case under consideration.

A countryman, chopping down a tree, stops his work, and buries his axe up to the eye in the brain of the brother-in-law. The witness who 6aw the whole bloody transaction is brought into court, and his examination runs about thus "You say that the prisoner was chopping a tree down. Now, will you please tell the court and jury where he bought the axe?" '•You don't know very well, sir we'll see about that." "Now sir, look at the jury—don't stare in that helpless manner at me—now sir, do you say, upon your oath, that the defendant stole that axe before he left Paducah "You do say so, ch? Well, now mark me, sir. How many feet was it from the tree the defendant was chopping to the nearest grist mill? You can't say." "Was it 10 feet?" "Certainly, a good deal more." "Well, then, was it a thousand miles?" "Oh, certainly not." "The court and the jury will please observe the stubbornness of this witness. It is manifestly his purpose to keep from the jury the facts they ought to know." "£Iow, sir, who owned the mill?"

Tile witness innocently inquires." What mill?" but soon repents it. The jury will please observe the exasparating contumaciousness of this witness his evation and his manifest purpose to confuse your minds to the facts involved in this terrible murder." "Now, sir, look me in the face. You have solemnly sworn that the man was chopping near a mill. Well you now dare say—look at the jury, sir—that there was no mill within 1,000 miles of the tree the defendent was falling?

I don't sav anything of the kind." "The jury will please note that answer." "Now see here my friend—we've had about enough of this. You first declared that there was no mill, and now you brazenly avow there was a mill near the wood chopper—" "I said there was no mill within 40 fee—" •. "Never do you mind what^you said—I know what you said, and the jury knows and now, sir' listen to me." "Who made your boots?" •'Y»m don't know? Is there anything under God's heavens that you do linow? There, there! Look at the jury—not at me. And now, perhaps, you can tell the jury what your name is?"

The witness tells his name. "Now, sir—look at the jury—how' long diil you live there?"

The witness timidly asks, "Lived where?" when the attorney springs to his feet: "May it please the Court and Jury, I find this witness utterly incorrigible, stubborn, mulish and bent upon keeping back the very facts the jury must have. lie has clearly been tampered with and comes here with the manifest intention of browbeating and worrying both the jury and the bar. I have temporized with him, I have led him gently lVotn point to point in the hope of beguiling him into a true recital of the facts connected with this dreadful murder, and what is my reward for this considerate kindness and forbearance. Speaking under the sanctity of an oath, he tells the Court and Jury that he doesn't know where he lives, "and has asked me to tell him! Great Cod I can such things be, and not overcome ms like a—like—and not overcome us? I ask, your Honor, that this witness be sent to ail for contumacy, to remain there until le expresses a willingness to tell what he knows about this dreadful murder."

The Court then admonishes the witness that further trifling will not be permitted that he must answer the gentleman's questions, or he'll certainly feel called upon to commit him to prison.

The witness by this time is bewildered, scared, dazed' and indulges in contradictions and absurdities as fast and as often as the attorney requires him to and. finally, leaving the stand, it is a quarter ot an hour at least before he can recall his own name or fix his own identity. The attorney then gets upon .his feet, tears the wretched witness' contradictory and foolish rigmarole all to tatters, and asks the Court that it be excluded from the^ury as false and nonsensical.

And that is one of the ways many oi our average criminal lawyers adopt, "to draw out the facts" in great murder cases.

A Nbvel Mode of Packing Flowers. Choice flowers have been sent across the continent from California by a novel method, which is decribed as follows: A large potato of the California variety, the largest in the world, was cut in two and part of the pulp scooped out of the centre of both pieces. Into the halves were laid the "Occidental bloom," and the potato was joined together again with a strip of thin paper about the edges. The moisture from the potato kept the flowers fresh during their journey, and their color was as beautiful on reaching their destination as when first plucked. The odor, however, was gone from the flowers, and they gave forth a decidedly "potatoish" scent. We presume a scooped out pumpkin would answei the purpose equally as well, and afford greater room for storage.

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