Terre Haute Weekly Gazette, Terre Haute, Vigo County, 5 February 1880 — Page 6

MARRIAGE PROPOSALS.

Every Man Has HI* Own Way of Asking the Important Quewtiou.

From theChambers' Journal. Sir Artliur Helps belkycd tnat never since the world began did two lovers make lo*e in exactly the tame way as any other two lovers. Whether he was right is equally beyond proof or disproof Certainly r.o question has been put in such a variety of ways as the mos^ momentous one a man can «sk or a worn an answer how it is put depending upon time, place, circumstances and the temperament of the individuals concerned.

A curious marriage|p oposal was made bv a reverend bachelor who entered the matrimonial state on his death-bed. When in his seventy third year the minis ter had a severe attack of paralysis, which lelt him so weak and helpless that, feeling that his end was not far distant, he proceeded to 6et his worldly affairs in order. His parish being an exceedingly small one, and having been always a most liberal man, he had not much money to leave, which circumstance, had it not been for one reason, he would not have minded.

For the last twenty years he had had as housekeeper a steady, sensible woman who had served him honestly, tended him like a daughter during his illness, and for whom he had a fatherly regard. It was on her account that he mourned hit, property. It wo*ld have been a matter of thankiulness could he have left her as much as woulu have supported her comfortably and respectab in her old age—she was now about forty-. 4ive. After weighing and considering the matter for some weekB in every possible light a way out of the difficulty suddenly Hashed upon him: and knowing the precarious state of his health, he resolved to execute his purpose at once. He ca'.led the housekeeper, and when she entered the room he made her sit down and after telling her how anxious and sorrowful he had been because he had no money to leave her, he continued "Of course you ore aware that there is a ministers' widows' fund, so that it the husband dies, his wife will have an annuity during her life. Now, supposing you marry me, although I am almoBt at death's door, you will be amply provided for in the future. Will you consent to this?1' "Master, dear, you must be doting! What would people say "I was never wa6 more serious in my life, Mary and I am sure people will •ay we have both acted wisely in this matter. Take till the evening to think it over, and then bring me your an•wer."

In the evening Mary told him she •would take him." So ten days after they were married, and three days later the good old man died, but his widow still enjoyed her share of the widows' fund. a soldier's proposal.

A young officer wB6 dancing in a set of Lancers in a crowded drawing-room with an extremely pretty girl, to whom he made himself most agreeable. Afte the dance was over he look her to chair, and seating himself beside her began to mourn his celibacy.. "It is exceedingly easy to remedy that,'' said 6he.

don't think so at all in fact I do not know a girl who would .marry tne She laughed, and replied.: "Just go and ask some one here tonight, and I venture to say .you will be accepted by the first." "Ah! I am not so sure about that. But—will—you—take me?" "With pleasure."

And a few months after they were married. A big, good-natured doctor was des perately in love with, and had been twice refused by, a fair haired little woman. But, instead of the disappointmenUiuting his love, it only made the pasfcion grow more intense. After the last refusal he told her that if ever she changed her mind to let him know, as his love for her was unchangeable, and he would be proud to be her husband. Some months later he was driving home trom seeing a patient, when he saw his lady love riding in his direction. Supposing she would merely bow and pass on as she had often done before, he did not pull up his horse. But the moment Msss Dixon came up to him she reined in her horse, stopped and called out: ••Won't you stop, Dr. Hill?"

He raised hiahat and replied: "I shall be happy to do so then waited for her to speak.

She was gazing at the ground and (blushing deeply, but quickly looking up: ahe filled the Doctor's honest heart with surprise and gladness by saying: •'Dr, Hill, 1 have been closely watching you lately, and seeing nothing but goodness and noble-mindedness in your character, and believing you will make an excellent husband, I am willing to marry you.''

Mr, Smith coming all the way from Australia on the lookout for a wife, saw a young governess on board a Glasgow steamer, whom, from her kindness and attention to some children under her charge, he fancied would suit him. So he went and introduced himself, and, taking a seat beside her, said: "I am fifty-three years of age: have an income ot a thousand a year: am a total abstainer from intoxicating drink: have a good house near Melbourne, and all I want is a good wife to complete my possession. Would you mind taking me?"

She quietly replied: "I have no objections." And a few weeks latter they ^vere made one.

NOT TO BE FOOLEDi

A young man about twenty-three vears of age, with neither money nor the prospect of getting any, came to the conthat the best thing he could do be to marry a "rich wife" and live money. Among his many acances was a widow lady about his age, with three children, but

with a steady income of $3,000 a year Her he resolved to marry, and, in order to cultivate her friendship, he took her presents of flowers and fruit, and gave the children books and rides on his horse The lady kindly received his attentions gave him the liberty of her house, and! treated him like a younger brother every respect. The young fellow, inter pretinp her kindness to suit himself, and believing he had nothing to do but^ ask her, ventured one evening on the subject in the following manner: *1 wonder very much why you don re-marry, Mrs. ." "Simply because no one wants a wid ow with three children." "I know one who would be glad have you and your dear children," caul the wooer, feeling the worst was well over. "Indeed, you are mc6t flattering this evening." "No I am not flattering. I love you and would b« proud to be your hus band."

She looked coldly on him then plied: "You mean you would be proud to own my money sir. I have been vastly deceived in you." Then pointing to the door, she continued: "Leave my house and while I live never dare to re-enter it."

When Lord Strangford sat down to criticise a book of travels by Miss Beau ford, he little dreamed that before long he would write to the young authoress "I was thinking the other day about communication from the Emperor Akbar to the King of Portugal, which contained a request for copies of the holy book of the Christians, and in which the follow ing sentence occurs: 'In the world of humanity, which is the mirror and reflec tion of the world of God, there is nothing equal to love or comparable with human affection/ For many years I have felt and known this, though I never said it till to-day to any one. When you next write, please give me the pofsossive pro noun of the first person."

Surely never was a declaration'"made in quainter fashion, saving, perhaps, by the Scotch beadle, who led the manse maid to the church-yard, and pointing with his finger, stammered: "My folk lie there, Mary wad ye like to lie there Or the lugubriously humorous Irish lover who took his girl to see the family vault, and then and there asked her if she would like to lay her bones beside his bone6.

Louise de Savoie popped the question to Bourbon, but had to take "No" for her answer, the constable curtly declaring that the disparity of years between them and his own feelings, render«d the union impossible. a lady's proposal.

If ladies sin against propriety in taking the initiative, they can hardly be blamed for bringing a shilly-shallying or over bashful lover to the point, when a good opportunity presents itself. Such an op portunity sufficed to end what had been somewhat tedious courUhip. The young man paying his usual evening visit, asked his lady-love how she got along with her cooking.

Nicely," replied she "I'm improving wonderfully, and make splendid cake now." "Can you said the young fellow ignorantly rushing on his fate, "What kind do you like best "I like one made with flour and sugar with lots of raisins, currants and citron* and beautifully frosted on the top," re sponded she. "Why, that's a wedding cake cried he. "I meant wedding," said she and there was nothing left for him but to say he meant wedding, too.

Equally cleverly cornered was the Western man whose girl told him 6he was a mind-reader, whereupon he naturally inquired if she could read what was in his mind, eliciting for reply: "Oh, yes! You have it in your mind to ask me to be your wife, but you are ust a little scared at the idea."

It is plain the notion did not scare her any more than it did the Galloway girl, who, when Jock,coming into the kitchen while she was preparing breakfast, said: "I think I'll marry ye, Jean!" answered: "I would,be muckle obliged to ye if ye would!" and so concluded the bargain not even stipulating, like another ready lassie on accepting 6udden an offer: "But ye maum gie me my dues o' courtin' for a' that Jamie."

That right of courUhip is one out of which no woman ought to allow herself to be defrauded.

PROPOSING »Y PROXY.

Little as faintheartedness in a lover may be to the liking of a fair lady, it is sufficiently flattering toibe condoned but when any Caleb in search of a wife chooses to sue by delegate, he assuredly deserves to fail ignonainiausly. Love is not to be won by an attorney, and oftentimes the attorney has thrown his client ovemboard and carried off the prize himself, as happened when Willi*ra Grimm went courting in his brother's behalf. Hooker escaped that risk by leaving everything, even the selection of the lady, to Mrs. Churchman, who ouod him wife an

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the same time. Proposing by proxy id the rule« note the exception, in Greenland. Time was when the Greenlanders wen their wives by capture, but since their conversion by Danish missionaries they have become the tamest of wooers. Now a candidate for the holy state goes to a missionary and tells him he wants a wife. "Whom?" asks the missionary, and learns the woman's name.

Sometimes the man answers: "Yes, she is not unwilling, but thou knowe6t womankind."

Usually the answer is "No.""Why have you not asked her?" inquires the missionary.

It is difficult girls are prudish thou must epcak to her." Accepting the effice, the good man sends for the girl, and after aliltleconversation, says:' "I think it is time to have thee married."

The girl declares she has no mind to wed. "That is a pity," says the missionary,

I had a suitor for thee." Of course the damsel isi carious enough to know who the 6uitor may be, and of course her, curiosity is satisfied. •.

He is a good-for-nothing," she exclaims with a toss of the head. "I won't have hini."

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But," the go-between urge®, he is a good provider he throws his harpoon ^ri'.h skill, and moreover he loves thee."

Still pretending to be obdurate, the girl answers that she will not consent to the match.

Well, well, I will not foree thee I shall toon find a wife for 6uch a clever fellow," 6ays the missionary, making believe there is an end to the matter.

The girl does not go. She stands silent for a little while, then in a low voice sighs out: ,,.

Just as thou wilt have it.'* No it is as thou wilt I'll not persuade thee," replies the clergyman.

Then, with a deep groan, the maiden says yes," and the matter i» settled. Dumb declarations are in vogue too among the Boers of South Africa Mr, Anthony Trollope tells us that when a 9U puts on his best clothes, sticks a feather in his cap, provides himself with a bottle of sugar plums and a candle—a wax one if possible—mounts his horse, rides to the house holding the young woman he would honor, hangs the reins on the gate, dismounts and enters. His 6mart gear, his feather and his candle bespeak his errand. To make the point quite clear, however, he offers the candle to the daughter of the house. If she takes it, it i* lighted, the mother sticks a pin in the candle to show how long the young people may remain together with out interruption, and she and everybody else retire. Mr. Trollope say6 a little salt is sometimes put in the wick to make it burn slowly, but when the flame reaches the pin, mamma comes in, the "freying" is over, and a day «r two afterward the pair are made one.

THE TEXAS WAY.

They manage these things differently in Texas. This is how a fond couple came to an understanding, according to one who pretends to know. He sits on one side of the room in a big white rocking chair she on the other side, in a liitle whiteoak rocking chair. A longeared deer-hound is by his side, a basket of sewing by hers. Both the young people rock incessantly. He sighs heavily and looks out of the west window at a myrtle tree she 6ighs lightly and gazes out of the east window at the turnip patch. At last he remarks: "This is mighty good weather for cot-ton-picking." 'Tis that," the lady responds, "if we only had any to pick." The rocking continues. What's your dog's name?" asks she. "Cooney." Another sigh-broken stillness. "What's he good for?" "What is who good for?" says he, abstractedly.

In the quirt ten minutes that endues she takes two stitches in her quilt, a gorgeous affair made after the pattern called "Rose of Sharon." "Your ma raising many chickens?" "Forty odd."

Then more rocking, and somehow the big rocking chair and the little rocking chair are jammed 6ide by side and rocking is impossible.

Makin' quilts?" he observes. Yes," she replies, brightening up, for she is great on.quilts. "I'ye just finished a gorgeous 'Eagle of Brazil,' a 'Setting Sun,' and a 'Nation's Pride.' Have you ever saw the 'Yellow Rose of the Parairie?" "No." i—

More silence. Then he says: "Do you love cabbage?" "I do that." Presently his hand is accidentally placed on hers, of which she does not seem to be at all aware. Then he suddenly say6: "I'se a great mind to bite you." "What have you a great mind to bite me for?" "Kase you won't have me." "Kase you ain't axed me." "Well, now, I ax you." "Then now I has you."

Cooney dreams he hears a sound of kissing, and next day the young man goes after a marriage license. .••'."MP® CAT AS MEDttfM.

Some of our readers may already have seen the following, but it is so good that we cannot resist giving it: A bashful young peasant was greatly captivated by the charms of a pretty girl in his own station in life. He was exceedingly anxious to ask her to marry him, and had often resolved to do so, but so far his coarage always failed him when the opportunity arrived. However, one night fie resolved to hear his fate in spite of h's modesty, so he started off to spend the evening with her. When he arrived, to his joy her parents were from home, and she was seated knitting al the kitchen fire with a large gray cat lying at her feet. Jamie sat down beside herhut not a word could he say till at the end of half an hour he inwardly resolved to "finish the business," so, acting on a "happy thought," he placed the cat upon his knee, and stammered out:

Pussy, ask Lizzie will she marry me?" Lizzie blushed and smiled, hut managed to say:

Pussy, tell Jamie I'll take htm."

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PWCTnV OSvery woun I or in I OJLvri^l r^jury, even hy des ar any disease, entitles a soldier of ta^ late war t* apeasion. All pensions bv the law of Jaa. 1879, begin back at date of discharge or death soldier. All entitled should apply at once Thousands who are not drawing pensions are entitled to «n inireaie. Soldiers and widows of the Mexisaa wur are entitled to pensions. Your case hall receive proupt attention. Write at nee. Address C.

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CIGARS TO DEALERS#4 gB A month and expenses 91 w0 Samples Free.

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Office of Dr. M. W. OASE, 933 Arch Street, Fhilad'a, Pa.

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last it is ever aggressive. Ordinary treatments are worse than useless. If neglected while a curs is possible, it may rapidly develop into quick consumitfon. The most thorough, snccessiul and plssssnttrsataant is

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A OEWT9 WANTED. We want a reliable Agent in every town in Indiana, Illinois, Iowa, and Kansas, to sell our medicines. No capital required: but wo do require good recommendations. Agonts can make fifty to one hundred dollars a month, with a little work at home. For farther particulars, address BKOOK9 A CO.: 150 Chamber a St., Mew York City. P. O. Box* 667.

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A work of C7t largepages, containing valuable and ncien. tlflc Information for the married and alngle of botliu ——.— the Ad-" osMthcj| tion How to have Esaithv and lovely Chlldrsa a duide to'' the Afflicted ssshlng reliable Information on tha

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hoc. A sovereign remedy for all Female Irregularities.

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neat is endorsed by physicians everywhere, and highly commended by re_l SZ'Ts'i thousands, who have used it with pernctsatMhction. FULL TBIATMBirr vUvHltI8^ W| Mill fWC *«t. Satisfaction Always Goaraateed.' Address, OA. •. W. CASE, 938 Arek St., Philadelphia, 1%

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