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GAZETTE, Terre Haute,

THURSDAY, N0VEM3ER 13,1879.

CONKLING is reported to BE ill at his home in Utica.

SILVER is slowly but steadily advancing in London.

No FIRST-CLASS state is without a stable full of dark horses in training for Presidential candidates,

CINCINNATI is beginning to feel alrmed over the imminent prospect ot a coal famine. Meanwhile the Ohio river is running dry.

SENATOR BAYARD returned from Europe Friday last, and his friend6 in Dela. ware are preparing to work up a Presidential boom for hi.x.

AND still they are not done counting that vote in New York. The regular Democracy ot New York City suspect crookedness, and are proposing to have a recount.

THE Greenback vote in New York ihis year was about S,ooo, or about 1,000 Icf6 than in Ohio. The party seems to be growing like a horde's tail—backwards and downwards.

... INCALCULABLE benefits :o the wheat raisers of Indiana wiil accrue from the rain of Saturday night. Here in the city it was a grateful contribution because of its laying the duct.

ALL the indications in England point to a political revolution in that country at the next election. Beaconsfield and itie Tory will probably be compelled 10 *6tep down and out," giving place to the Gladstone and the Whigs or Liberals as they are sometimes called.

DKAN SWIFT once pieachcd a charity sermon remarkable for its brevitj*. His text was: "Jle who giveth to the poor, lendeth to the Lord." His 6ermon was,

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vou like the security down with the du6t. The rain of last Saturday night practiced what the Dean preached, and downed the dust beautifully.

EVERY TIME a railroad accident occurs 'people are prolific of criticism over what they are pleased to designate as criminal blundering. It occurs to the GAZETTE as being a mild statement ot the case that the wonder about railroad accidents t6, not that there arc so many, but that there aie so few. In no other branch of business is such care taken.

THE Danville News thinks it has discovered the derivation of the phrase ^running crooked." It cajrs:| ~*!r William Hincks, who was official re porter of Ihe House of Representatives for 30 yeare, and to'the day of his death -on the aandof last July, in Washington

City, said one time to ayoung reporter: always make a ,crooked mark in my notes for the word 'administration,' because administrations are crooked.'1 Most likely the expression "running crooked" came from this source.

A singular accident happened on, the Kansas City & Northern railroad bridge over the Missouri, at St. Charles, Saturday night, A span of the bridge fell, both ends copening at once, and precipitated seventeen car into the river below, a distance of eighty feet, killing three psrsons and wounding several. One theory of the disaster is that the bri.tge had been struck by lightning during a storm just previous to thedisas ter. ss: -..f.v-*m.

JAMES HOOK.-§eeras to have a griev. ar.ee against the GAZETTE, judging from his articles in the Philadelphia Mind and Matter and the Terre Haute Ledger, both of which appear to be his organs In his Philadelphia organ he denounces jthe GAZETTE for being in a Jesuit conspiracy against the Pencc Hall spiritual. ist6, and supplements his tiraJe against this paper by using the columns of Siian jjon's personal organ, the Ledger. We beg \ir. Hook to possess his sou) in patience, nevertheless, this union of Patrick Shannon with James Hook in an attempt to crash what the latter calls a Jesuit con spiracy against fraudulent mediums, is a

notable and inspiring spectacle. We beg. them ljoth to possess their sou is in peace

THE possibilities tor the iuturcof the telephone is told in the following para graph, which we find io an exchange:

her anxious daughter in a moment. She awakens the doctor ___ and tells him the terrible news she has

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HI LA DELPHI A POLITIC S. Tweed and his gang of ruffians in New York city gave to politics in the metropolis a malodorous reputation from which it is doubtful if it will recover dur.

ing this century. But while this io true p^]^.

of New York it seems likely I hat more

benefit of the Republicans while the of-

enses of Tweed were committed in the

name of

and confession ot Alexander Mackinzie one of the many repeaters who were active in voting early and often. A young man named John Ryan saw Madkinzic vote the Republican ticket \ir.def the name of Capt. Boom, Capt Boom being absent on a voyage to

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dead of night by the inexorable bell. Mamma, dear," comes to her the dancing master assuming an attitude, frightened voice of her beloved but inex- which is always ridiculous and wholly perienced daughter, "I am sure the baby „like Ouincy, who never assumed anyhas croup. What shall I do with it?" thing, but was nature itself, all over." Grandmamma replies that 6he will call The Franklin statue is, according to the family doctor, and be with phillips, "a comical, tipsy old gentleman, omewhat weak on his spindle shanks, swaying "feebly to

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learned from her daughter. He in hiR turn requests to be put in ttlephonic is a "mass of ugly iron Horace Mann communication with the too anxious «waked up so suddenly that in his hurry mamma. "Lift the child to the telephone and let »ne hear it cough,'' he commands The child is lifted, and it coughs. "That' not the croup," he declares andhede

clines to leave hi& house on such small Everett, "in trousers too large for him, matters. He advises grandmamma also and a frock coat, which he has slightly to stay in bed and, all anxiety quieted the trio settle down happy for the night

THE NEXT SENATE.

The next Senate, the term of which begins the 4th of March 1881, will be very close. An exchange gives the following facts which indicate pretty clef ly its probable political complexion. "The elections of this year pretty clearly foreshadow the political changes in the Senate of the next Congress. The Senate consists of sevesty-six membsr3. In the present Senate there are forty-three Democrats, including David Davis,and thirtythree Republicans. The former have a majority of ten. "^he terms of twenty five Senators expire on the4th ot March, 1881. Of these, fourteen

Democrats

and eleven are Republicans. Eight of the Democrats are from the South and six from the North—namely, Eaton of Conneticut, Kernan of New York, Randolph of New Jersey, Wallace of Pennsylvania, Thurman ot Ohio, and McDonald of Indiana.

The successors of the eight Southern Senators will probably be Democrats, though there is a bare possibility of a change in one or two instances. The recent elections show that the six Northern Senators above named will have to «ive way to Republicans, excepting peihaps Mr. McDonald.

Among the eleven Republicans whose terms expire with this Concre6S is Mr. Bruce, the colored Senator from Mississippi. He i6 sure to be succeeded by a Democrat, while the seats of the other ten are certain to be filled by Republicans. *.*'

Taking the foregoing facts for the bas-i of

our

calculation, the next Senate wil be composed of thirty-eight Democnt# counting Judge Davis as a Democt att and thirty-eight Republicans—a tie. If Mr. McDonald should be succeeded by a Democrat, and there should be no slip in the South, then the Senate would stand thus: thirty-nine Democrats and thirtyseven Republicans."

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colossal frauds are and have been for fr** Kaebot* ami v»r,f fnr Ktni years committed in Philadelphia. In the latter city they are perpetrated for the

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always returns a large Republican ma. jhprt croyv-bar used by burglars jority and practically decides by its vote £jr hand, familiar in reports of the result in the State. A case in point pr

is commented on in the New York Sun jewS| Jatel

for Saturday as follows: The big Republican majority in Phil

adelphia is accounted for by the arrest

Japan.

Ryan compelled Mackinzie to accom pany him toward a police station. A man named Nixon, who had bribed Mackinzie to repeat, called the pdlice, and the sworn guardians of the law liberated the repeater* assaulted Ryan, and locked him up. on a charge of drunkenness. Ryan was liberated on the following morning, and he at once caused the arrest of Mackinzie, Nixon and the four policemen who had assaulted him. The affair having become pubic, the magistrate before whom the complaints were brought was compelled to^ give a fall hearing. Mackinzie, who seemed to be more weak minded than wicked, "made a clean breast of the matter, in spite of his counsel and the Court,

IVI) TU «I/T TV *66 O who seemed anxious to have him keep

ihis mouth shut. He said that Nixon hadjcha

WENBELL PHILLIPS is nothing if not

THE TERRE HaUT^ WEEKLY GAZETTE.

ciation and is never happy unless be occupies the position of a caustic critic. His .latest object of- attack is the statuary plentifully filling the parks and squares of Boston. He says that the statue ot

A proud grandmamma, who has only Mayor Qjiincy is "a dancing master just been promoted to the honors of that clogged with horse blankets—not a dan happy relationship, is awakened in the

a position—that giaceful—but a

might possibly be.

fro on a jaunty cane, as with villain

ous leer he ogres the ladies." Webster

he has brought half his bed clothes clinging to his legs and arms Gov. Andrew, a Falstaff of unbounded stomach, wound in a horse blanket and Edward

outgrown, toppling as, with more ETfr it ever showed in his lifetime, he exclaims. 'That is the road to Brigton!'pointing with lifted arm and widespread fingers to that centre of beef and the races." As to the figure of Suro tier, this candid critic says: If this bronze "'pyramina^ on Boylston why is it set on humari"!legs? And it it is really Sumner, why do his chest and shoulders rise out of a banre!? Is his broadcloth new felt, to3 stiff for tolds or is he dressed in shoe leather?" The final attack is on the representation ot the Father of his Country: "But who is this riding master, on a really goo.l horse, staring so heroically up Commonwealth aver.ue? Washington? Well, tlnn, my worthy George, drop your legs closer to your horse's sides it must fatigue you to hold them off at that painful distance.,/Rest yourself, Ceneral subside for a iij.qment, as you used to do at Mount Vernon, into the easy pose of a gentleman don't oblige us to fancy you are exhibiting, and rather caricaturing, a model "seat,"' to guide so.ne slow pupil." ,.,,,

over backward energy than

THIEVES LANGUAGE. Macmillan's Magazine iot October, has a curious article entit'.ed: The Auto- Biograpny of a thief in Tniev Language." In this compilati of slang from the slums, are many words which defy all attempts at etymology ant! whose origin is hid in the obscurity from which thief have sprung. A sample lot ot these words, as they appeared in an exchange w.: copy here as follows: "A great number of these sla^g names se«?m to have been adopted arbitrarily, for the simple purpose of making a jargon which nobody can understand such as best, for ch°!t daisies, for boots smut.', for arrest chive, for knife jolly, for pretense rap for say scuff, for crowd kip, for bed: madam, for handkerchief and canon, lor druDk. Of the same Kind are the slang phrases for various stuns of mone} as quid, for our.d finn for a £5 note blow, for shilling caser for five shillings, and sprit, for a penny Other words have a sort of dog-latin-' resemblance to the common words they stand for, as usher, for yes skyrocket, tor

for name guy, for go.

i0bber, for clothes poge, for purse

kipsv, for basket and hot beef, for stop thief. This autobiography also exhibits a class of thieves' words which have

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Democracy. Philadelphia

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language, as Neddie, for James «*»*andc~*'*4'immyf for

fights snide, for false sheeny, for

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as'applied to "Sheeny" George Free man reeler,or peeler, for policeman

siand-in

and whack-up, for divide balmy,

for crazy, more commonjy used am us to describe a man who is a little out of his head in a sentimental direction from drink and piping, for watching, Century, meaning £100, has a classical aspect and peter, for a small box or parcel, shows its French origin for petit. Numerous words are' in sbme sort de•criptive of the thing* they mean, as kid, for child nut, equivalent to the common, slang cocoa-nut, for -h^arf conck, tTiaTis conchV'a thing blown, for nose slavey, a dlhtf Jutive. all**},' servant dancrrs, for^tairs, UP and down which we may Sancevo^ tripf *tir, for prison, where ths thief can not stir rattler, for railroad train, sufficiently descriptive toy for watch spark, for diamond twirl, for skelton-kev chat, for house, wherein small talk is carried on, as parlor is a place for more formal utterances. and wide, meaning clever, as we say a man has broad sense, or is longheaded. Another class of expressions suggest obsolete meanings of good "die-

t{^nary

words as tackle, for watch

n. wedge,

him a dollar, and had led him :on8Dfthe "wedges of gold" that came 1 1a nfttlinar n_»J v-t t. a'/» around from polling place to polling place, and that he voted the Republican ticket eight times altogether. Nixon was held in $1,600 bail, and Mackinzie

for silver, which reminds

from the Gold Coast of Africa tricky, for shrewd, cunning, ingenious, without the idea of deceit stretch, for a year, a period of time, as we say, "along stretch moon, for month, 'ati expression entyImologically correct spurred, for an-

of which

sensational. He is an apostle of denun- ..

we retain the secondary

meaning of hastened Ty annoyance, as in "spurred on brief, for ticket and piece, for coin, as we say, "tcn-ceiit piece.' The theivrs' word, tyke, for dog, is prob ably from Tiger, abbreviated to Tige, which was fomerly a name very frequently given to dogs."

MRS. SPRAGUE.

WHAT LIONN FLATT KXOWS OF THAT INTERESTING CREATURE. V'iy From the Washington Capital.

Poor Mrs. Sprague has to suffer not onlv from Conkling's unpopularity, but from her husband's drunken insanity We know, in knowing her, that she is as innocent of the wrong imputed to her as her youngest child. To appreciate this, we "have to remember that inheriting much of her father's intellect and force of character, she grew to womanhood without a mother's care and with the training given a man. The result is, that while as pure a woman as God ever created, she looks at the world from a man's standpoint. When a mere girl of 16 her soul revolted against the illiberal discrimination made against her sex. She found Dick Nevins the handsome, dashing man of the world, in a small flat state capitol, where the only amusements are visits to the penitentiary and asylums for the insane, deaf and blind. She found Dick, we say, a pleasant gentleman to know intimately, and when the small souled, copper bottomed, gilt edged aristocracy of the piace forbid the intimacy, Kate defied the prohibition. Sh Jwas inc'ont nently runover by a drove of eociety bulls and heifers, and would have been plastered in the mud, past finding, but for her own pluck and her lather'o high position.

Victory made her bold, defiant and imprudent, and the poor little woman tries the same fight, now that her great father is dead, her fortune gone, her social position no longer secure, and her sp'rit btoken by misfortune. She found the society of Senator Conkling pleasant, an.l she asked no man's, and eke, no woman's consent to the same. It was the moat open and defiant social transaction ever sneered at by the thin lips and false teeth of the hydra-headed social world. Bald headed, round bellied, slender legged Senators, who can be carded out by strumpets, nodded and. blinked at each "other like owls in a hayloft, and old aristocratic families, 20 years old at least, in whose closets at horr.e grinning skeletons made the air unhealthy, spoke of her as "that person."

Roscoe Conkling, who with all his intellect and intelligence is through his excessive vanity an ass, helped to wreck the frail bark of her platonic affections. He delighted in a foul suspicion. He had captured and held a willing captive one of the high queei.s of society. He reveled in the notoriety. He lost BO opportunity to make it the more notolious. He smacked his beastly lips over, not the gratification of desires long since burned out, but over the no'oritv of a supposed gratification that fed his inordinate vanity.

We envy "no man's pillow who could read, with eyes unmoistened, the pitiful account cf" this once brilliant woman this loved and lovable creature, followmglv meekly, yet bravely, her children torn from her by a brute of a husband to the home two unworthy men had ren deed desolate.

RATHER SEVERE.

A XORTHFRN JOURNAL ON CHANDLER. The Southern press has dealt kindly with Mr. Chandler. What has been said against the dead man comes chiefly from the North. The Leader, cf Elgin 111 ..writes:

"Zack Chandler i* dead. We are glad of it. We wish he had died sooner. It would have been better for the country if he had. The faster this breed of politicians die the better it will be for us all, and the happier shall we be. He was a political pestilence tor selfish purposes, a veritable hyena. His only public business was to dig up the bones of the war dead, and rattie them before the country, and thus keep alive the bitter animosities of the past. Judged by his utt-ranees his heart was full of hate, and no good can come from such a heart. Taking no part in the war during tne clash of battle, Since the South laid down its arms he has been it* unreasonable, bitter, malignant, fiendish foe. In public he gave no indication of a generous impulse. After the fray was over, the Souih whipped, humilitated and impoverished, he rushed in with a fiendish glei to stamp upon i\ and revile it with hateful, bitter taunts, ^lis stock irt trade was .unbridled abuse of one section of our commin country. He prided himself upon the venom of his speech against the South II possible his last speech was hie his worst. Untruthful, and malignant »nough to »uit the dovils in he:I

Whei ail of hi* kind are dead, the war ivil! die, and peace wil come and make it* homeujnc- more amongst us. We Write a* we do beanisc we love our countrv, and in cur honest judgment Zick Chandler wa- a curse to it. His infljei'cc was baneful, lie has gone to accoun Let him settle i. as best he can. Untruthful, malignant, mean. Without a ikindlv thought or general impulse. The 4mb-jdiment of fate. The kindeat twrn he ever served his country was in dying.

We bid him farewell without regret. A human hater, he leaves no loves behind. History will dishonor him those who knew him will forget him. A pestilence is passed. The country may breathe freer."

TROUBLESOME CHILDREN, that are always wetting their beds ought not to be scolded and punished tor what thev cannot htlp. They need a medicine having a tonic effect on the kidneys and urinary organs. buch a medicine is Kidney-Wort. It has specific action.. lo not fail to try it for them.

MART'S, Nov. 11., 1879.

Sister Felix, Superior, of the Orphan Asylum, Terre Haute, was buried at St. Mary's, this morning at nine o'clock.

THE storm last night blew down the bill boards on the south side of Main street, between Ninth and Tenth, and art of the boards on the corntr of ".ighth and Main streets.

FIVE MINUTES WITH THE EXCHANGES. Fr-tqs Wednesday'8 I'atly.

How to acquire ihort-hand—bother a busy buzz saw.—FN. Y. World..

Full dress for #n Indian is low neck rom top *o toe.— [Buffalo Express.

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It costs $30,000,000 a \ear to KMI {he government of New York city.— dianapolis Sentinel.

The new Qneen of Spain will wear cloth of silve.- for her wedding dress. —[Cincinnati Times.

The horseshoers' agreement to faise prices from $1.25 to fi.6o has gone into effect.—Ind. Journal.

Professor Win. A. Jones, of Terre Haute, is stopping at the Commercial. —[Chicago Inter Ocean.

The sugar planters of T«as are using convict labor to take oft their crops. —JPhiladelphia Public Lec'ger.

Let us remember that the Democratic party is greater than any or all of its great leaders.—[Evansville Courier.

Senator McDonald viil address the Hendricks Club, to-night, at the Supreme Court room.—[Indianapolis Sentinel,

An Indiana writer calls for a definition of a mince pie. It is a sort of macadamized chowder.—[New York Herald.

Japanese ladie6 wears hats cr.ly when it rains. It never rains at the the theatre. Happy Japan!—[Boston Transcript.

Holidays in 1880 on Sunday—Washington's birthday, Decoration day, July Fourth, and Christmas. [Indianapolis Sentinel. ...

A Brooklyn cat has been hatching chickens. What a practical politician she would make if she could talk!—[New York Herald.

A thorough man of the world is one who can shake hands cordially with a friaud whom he has just black-balled at a club.—[New York World.

The life insurance companies have issued strict orders to their agents not to issue policies to Mary Anderson's managers!—[San Franchco Bulletin.

A very consideAble reduction,amounting to $10,352,906.62, was made in the public debt during the month ot October just past.—[Indianapolis Sentinel.

And now it is said if you do not wish to sit behind a lady with a tall bonnet at the opera you ought to engage the chair in front of her.—[New York Herald.

During October over 35,000,000 postal cards were sent from the Holyoke factory—the largest month's business ever done.—| New Albany Ledger-Standard

Mr. Joab's Rocky Mountain Museum will open for a few days on Thursday} Nov. 13th, at No. 624 Main street, northj 6ide, between Sixth and Seventh 6treets.: Admission 10 cents.—[Express.

A poser.—Master Tom: "Stand in the corner! What for?" His Mamma: "Because you are a bad boy." Master Tom: "Can't I be a bad boy here just as well."—[Philadelphia Public Ltdger.

Gov, Robinson being asked by a World reporter what he thought of the "Hendricks and Potter boom," replied with emphasis: "I should say that would be a very strong ticket."— [Evansville Courier. *.

Zimmerman patent refrigerator-cars" now cost, complete, $95°« against $75° three months ago, the advance in the price cf the material, and the demand for the cars, bringing about such a result. [Ind. Journal.

Every newspaper oftice thould have a small room fitted up especially fot ora-' tors, where those who must talk can go and do themselves justice without disturbing those who wish to write.—[San Francisco Bulletin,

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A prominent operator reports 75 per cert advance in the price ot real estate in the city of New York 6ince Marc.i. Large fortunes have been made by rsal estate operators. Business is very brisk,

Indianapolis Sentinel. The invention of the audiphone has been the means of reforming Mr. Joseph Medill, of the Chicago Tribune. Being able to hear, he goes to chuich, and is making seme progress in Christianity. [Indianapolis sentinel.

Poultry shippers are howling over the rates on poultry undei the new classifica* tion, which makes the rates on a car ioad of poultry from lndianapol'S to New York $104 instead of $80 as before the reclassification,.—[Indianapolis Journal.

Freight agents cf all Illinois ropds have been asked tc meet at the Grand Hotel, Chicago, to-morrow, to take step# looking to an advance in rates on certain Classes of business. Possibly a general advance on the whole tariff will be agreed upon.—[Ind. Journal. y, ,Word was received in this city this "morning of the death of Sister St. Felix, directress of the Catholic girls* orphjn asylum at Terre Hau:^, The surname cf the deceased was Buchanan. She was for tears a membtr of the Sisters Ot

Providence, and at the time of her death occupied one 01 tin- .highest .positions in the order.—[Ind. New.*.

The latest scheme of railroad officials to secure cat 6 for .business on their lines is to orcer fram the fast freight lines seventy-five cars when they need but twenty-five and, after once getting the cars .onto their road, they use in lo cal business MntH the fast freight line ascents order their, sent home, whether loaded or unloaded.—[Indianapolis Journal.

Col. Tom Scott and party in the present inspection trip will pass over only 2,700 miles ot the railroad under the control of tbe Pennsylvania Company, this company now controlling 6,736 miles of railway one system, the Pennsylvania road, covering i,8iq miles, another system, the lines of the Pennsylvania Company, covering 1,106 mile6 a third, the Northern Central, 431 miles a fourth, the Grand Rapidsand Indiana lines, 425 miles a fifth, the Pittsburg, Cincinnati ann St. Louis system, which covers 14S3 miles.—[Indianapolis Journal.

TEMPERANCE.

The following is the programme of the state temperance convention to-day and to-morrow. The state blue ribbon convention, president. Judge H. W. Hairing-1

ton, meets to-day at x.30 p. M. in Mason ic Hall, opening with devotional services, conducted by Rev. E« A. Bradley, followed by an address of welcome by Rev. G. L. Cuxtiss: 7:30 r. M.—Devotional sert ces, conducted hy Rev. W. A. Bartlett. Short addresses by temperance workers from different part6 of the state.

Thursday. 9 A. M.—Devotional services, conducted by Rev. H. C. Mable. Continuation of business of Blue Ribbon convention, until completed, after which the Grand Temperance council, General J. M. Shackelford, of Evansville, president, will assemble. 1:30 P. M.—Devotional services, conducted by Mrs. Z. G. Wallace, followed by preliminary business. 2:30 P. M.—Address of welcome by Rev. O. C. McCulloch. Response by Rev. J. W, Darby, of Evansville. 7:30 P. M.—Devotional services, conducted by Rev. O. A. Burgess, president of Butler University. Short addr^sea by speakers and workers from different parts of the state.

A committee of the local reform club will meet delegates at the depot to-day, and give them information as to places of entertainment at l*w rates.

VAS1LIN01SANIA.

I stoidone shtoInst morning where Darkfrownea the crafts, oflnnisvair, The tuD-ii^tat's soft sod tencer ray. On grim Glcnartney's eumunt Uy

And battled w:th warm anil rosy pi w. The bread breast oft&e virgin »uow.

And there, up?n au anoteut rork, That long bad braved the tempest's shock.

I saw, Inscribed in brilliant preen. The curious legend VASILIN*!

And on the ground lay stretched and prono His head upon a rolling stone,

With ragged clothes, and tangled hair, And beard nnlrempt, and bosom bare,

A sleeping man of statute rare^ With brush and pail be side him there.

With rouch surprise and same alarm, I spoke and shook his brawny.ai

Then yawned his hi try visago wide, And sleeping still, the msu replied.

"It cured me, when I dying liy, For it I travel night and day

On foot, around the world I've been. To sound theprsue ot VssaLtNB^

From Pole to i'ole, through all between, I'vespread the la-ne of VASILINs,. On mountains h'gh, li. jrestsgrtcn# I paint the name of VASELIN*, I mount the mighty vault on high, To grave it 1 tha azure »ky

To cure all ills «n sarth 1 ween, .fcleHveu nent mercy, /AiniNi."

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