Terre Haute Weekly Gazette, Terre Haute, Vigo County, 3 April 1879 — Page 3

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"THE WORLD" BALLADS.

OF TBK AMATKCE MZSMgSlST.

From the New Yor* Worl.1. I. •••}.• i:. "What aball we do to imuie ourselves?"

The guests one evening asked Then up and spake a smart young man Before the grate wbo basked: "The simple Smith will here anon

Knter ere he goes hence Victim I'd make him of feigned meaMerUt experience. Therefore do ye all silence keep,

And the silly Smith I wen Shall furnish forth tons suchsiort As rarely hith bean seen." Ao when the guileless Smith came In

They all in earnest tones Prayed him he would be mesmerised By the pseudo-medium, Jones.

If.

The Smith he was a guileless youth, And rawbone therefore when Jones had made passes up and down,

Across and back again, It is no mirvel into a Magnetic slumber lld Jle tall, and while therein perform

Whatever he was bid. Janes changed Smith to a terrier dog And made him chew np mat) And sofa-cushions la the fa th

ThatIhey were monstrous rats He made of Smith a steam-engine 'IVeath whom flei*ce fires glowed, And caused hlra whistle for safety-valves

Lest that ho should explode And then the guests nil laughed aloud And told In Jovial tones What a silly simpleton was Smith,

What a clever jester Jones, Until at last the victim was, Thinking himself a ca\ Left watching by the register

Fort he issuan co of a rat..

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Poor cus»!" exclaimed the pitying Jones, "At him we've laughed our fill Negative passes 1 will make

And free him from my will. So, here. Puss! Puss!" he cried aloud, And Smith the sound thereat Came purring and rubbed against nes's knee

His head like any cat And Jones some mystic passes made Bef re 3n Itta's eyes, and lo! Smith bounded wildly Into air,

Yelling, "Thim 'Jblnayse must go And t'raight he spun from off his lips An undigested mess Of lecherous bondholders and

The Associated Press.

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•'Behold," exclaimed the ones superb, "I did but stimulate Thu langunge-orgnns—Into speech

My subjtt't hastened straight. Now let nte him from his trance.1' He made somu nausea more, And wildly up and iU wn careered

The Smith along the Boor, Telling. R^woll 435, Eanis four eighty-four." A trifle bltnched tae Jones his cheek

Whenas hia hostess spuk*, "Yuu'.i butter free him from that trance, Or the furniture he'll bre k." Then paler grew the Jones his cheek,

And be by the arm did shake His victim, crying onto him, "HI. Smith, 1 say, awake!-'

But still the Smith would not awakeMay, he with joy did stream "Slaves, guard the doors while that I joy

With the fair of my hareem!" And ere a single woman there Of his devico had wist her The Smith bad called ber Patina

Or Nor.rniahal, and kissed her! Then up and spake the mistress of the House in eamest.tones Which of ber moaning left no doubt

Unto the medium .Ton.s, "You'd better bring that man out of His slumber p. d. o.. Or the blood of a whole household may

Fora lifetime follow you." *Persptrlngly the .lones replied, "I'm doing all, I trow,

I can txiislnmesmerise him, But I've forgotten how." ... VI.

?then solemnly (he Smith dicw near -. With a glass of lemoaa lo, 'And "Saul of Kisji, thee I anoint

O'er I rael," be said And ere the Jones surprised could dodge The beverago slopped and froze Its way adown his coat its back v'.

Into hie bouts their toes. Then wildly yelling out "More mort!'» He seized the medium there By the heels and wheeled him o'er the floor -f i,

As he a barrow were, Then hissing, "I conld drink hot blood!" ..»• To the floor hs let him fall. '"Infirm of pu.pose, gimme here x'' The daggers—give 'em all,

Or carving-knives vill do as well." Here in a swoon as dead 'As doornail the housdadv fell

And the pseudo-medium fl:d, And when he had three policemen got And two physicians, he •J Returned a-tremble to the spot 2'. Of the probable tragedy.

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They found the Smith recovered And with a tranquil air ~v£ Winding the peaceful Berlin *-ooE: •v For the house lady fair,

And Jonea had no little trouble To his followera to explain Why he had them In such hot haste

On suob an errand ta'en. Ana all who gazsd on the simple Smith ?r 4*1 Admitted he was not *J| By

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adjectlved sight the foolish wlght£

h' They him before had thought.

Brooklyn, March, 1879.

Alarming spread of imperialism UN de (who has passed all his military life pi in India, and just returned) —"Oft* al.V ready, George? What's your hurry, my boy?" Nephew—"Why, you see, uncle,

I've got a Speaker's order for the House o'Commons. I want to hear Uncle—"Dear me! You don't mean to say that old rubbish is going on still!" .—[Punch.

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PRINCE HA3fiAM'3 piRD.

From the New Yoik World.

Did I read in some ancient story, Or see with my own sad eyes, How Hassam, Prince of Guliatao/ Weary of life, sought out a p!an

To selu and hold what earth denies Save as a fleeting, Impalpable glory

hassam walked in h's palace And heard the fountains fall He strolled the wondrous flowers among, Where biros of brilliant plumage sung.

Afceavy gloom hurgo'ei them all And dew seemed tears In every chalice.

He pondered the tomes of sages— For him they'd aaught to tell: He questioned the stars thit bold our fate, Whc the moon had set and the night was late,

But only a ieeper sorrow fell On him from the stars and wise men's pages.

His soul its sadness keeping The wise men deemed him mad But as he rode abroad oie day A strange black bird «jw 'cross his way.

Ills weary heart yrew sudden glad, "And here," be cried, "Is an end of weepiog."

The bird, its swift way winging, Fades far In azure skies But Hassam's soul is waked that dayHe knows no gloom —he marks the way

Wherein the bird of magic files Ilia steed he spurs, light-hearted singing.

Atb wart the desert speeding He helds his headlong w»y No stop, no stay, until afar The bird ho lees—oh, wondrous star I

Its swiftont flight beholds it stay And stoop to earth, his pathways leading.

"Whatseoks she in desert lonely, This matchicsi bird? Delight, Only delight my biri doth seek, Some wild delight no tongue can speak—

And see! she stays her glorious flight, My bird, my hearts delight, mine only!"

Alas! with hst of anguish He sees on carsass foul .* His matchless bird ber feather* sleek And tear the flesh with hungry beak.

Oh, heavy fate! where jackalls prowl My love, my only loved, must languish!"

"Fair bird, hencetorward never Be doomed to woe like this!" Now from his bow an arrow flies H» trusts his aim, and wounded lies

Tb« bird, and with a rapturous kiss He holds ber clasped—his own forover.

He builds for her a palace Of marble and of gold, And daily pores upon her eyes And brings her seeds of Paradise,

But still her eyes are ghastly oold. What demon chills her with his malice

"Break forth In song, my dearest Blnjr sweet and clear and strong, Sinee life is now thy joy and mine, And thou art mine and I am thine.

The old sad days tfcat did thee wrong Are gone forever chant thy clearest!"

Alas for Hasiam! ever One note he seeks In vain, And breaks at last his heart with sighing. And when bath Prince and bird are dying

The wise men marvel at his pain Ard seek the cause—but flnd it never.

A SONO CF EASTER.

Sing, children, sing!

And the lily rensers swing Sing that life and joy are waking and that Death no more is king. Sing the hapoy, happy tumult of the slowly brightening Spring

Sing, little children, sing

Sing, children, sing

Winter wild has taken wing. Fill the air with the sweet-tidings till the frosty echoes ring! Along the eaves the Icicles no longer glittering cling And the crocus In the garden lifts its bright faoe to the sua, And in the meadows softly the brooks begin to run And the golden catkins swing In the warm airs of the Spring

Siog, little children, sing! T'

Sing, children, sing!

The lilies white you bring in the joyous Easter morning for hope are blossoming Andastheoarth ber stitdttd of snow from off her breast doth fling, So may we cast our fetters off in God's eternal Spring. do we may flnd releas3 at last from sorrow and from pa'.n, So may we flnd our childhood's oalm,'delicious dawn again. Sweet are yeur eyes, O little ones, that look with smiling grace, Without shade of doabt or fear into the

Future's face!

Sing, sing in happy chorus, with joyful voices tell That death is life, and God is gOdd, and all things shall be well That bitter days shall cease In warmth and light and poace,— that Winter yields to Spring,—

Sing, little children, sing!

—lOclla Thaxter St. Nicholas for April.

When Pius IX. was Pope, Fanny Elssler visited Rome, danced and set the public crazy. In forty-eight .hours the. gilded youth, her admit ers, had subscribed 12,ooo francs and bought a splendid crown' to be presented to her as a testimonial.

When the time came for presenting the danseuse with it, one of the subscribers, an excellent young noble, obtained an audience of the pope and asked if there would be anything wrong in the presentation—if the pope had any objections. "I have neither objection to make nor advice to offer,, said His Holiness but it does seem to me that you might have pitched upon a more appropriate gift. In my simplicity as a priest, I have always thought that crowns were made for heads and not for legs."

The crown was duly given to the danseuse, who meanwhile had heard of the pope's saying, and promptly sent the val ue of the gut in money to the parish priests for their poor.

Pius IX. heard of this in his tHru, and when next he met one of the subscribers to the testimonial, said to him: "You were quite right in giving that woman that crown —she has iust proved that there is more sense in her legs than you had in your heads.*'

SHE TERRE HAUTE WEEKLY GAZETTE

ANOTHER TRAMP.

LAVINA GOOD ELL.

It was a sunnv May morning when my blue-eyed German kitchen maid, Minna, put hernround face inside my study door and said: "If you please, ma'am, here's a tramp at the door, and says he wants something to eat. I don't know what to do with him! I wish you'd come!"

You see I had to'd Minna never to give to tramps, for 1 had reasoned this way: "There area great many tramps all 'through the country who are strong and healthy, and might work, and won't and giving them food and clothing only encourages them in a life of indolence and vice whereag, if nobody ever gave them anything, it is very plain they would soon quit tramping, which would be a great deal better "for the community and take to work, which would be a greatly better for themselves." But Minna, not taking my comprehensive view, hadn't the heart to turn a hungry man from the do9r, and so summoned me to carry out my theories myself.

Well, I went to the back door, and there I found him—a stout, healthy, aleasant-faced boy of about twenty, with right blue eyes, light hair, red cheeks, a hard mouth, and the air of one who considered himself capable of supplying his wants without manual labor. He told me the usual story that he was trying to reach friends with whom he could obtain employment, in the meantime had unexpectedly run short of funds and closed with the appeal for a breakfast and a coat

Give you something to eat, my friend?" said I. "What should I give you something to eat for? Why don't you give me something to eat? And you say you want a new coal! Well, I want a new dress. Won't you give me one? I should prefer a silk, but a black grenadine would do

The young man looked a great deal surprised and a trifle amused, and I went on. Now, look at me! I am a delicate, feeble woman. Havn't seen a well day for five years, aud haye to earn everything I have, food, clothes and home, by my labor. Look at yourself—stout, healthy, hear y, strong as a young Goliath, and as'lull of youthful vigor as David and tell which one you think ought to give the other something to eat?"

My tramp seemed rather taken by surprise at my way of putting things. He hesitated, laughed, bit his lips. I saw he appreciated the argument. He soon rallied, however, and suggested: "But 1 haven't got anything and you have." "What is the teason you haven't got anything and I have? All I own is what I earned myself. It is because I have been willing to work hard and earn money and be economical and save it, that I have, to day, a home, and food and clothing. It is because you have not been willing to work hard, or not willing to save, or both, that you have no home, no food, no good clothes. Now, ought 1, who am feeble, but willing to work and save, to supply from my earnings food and clothes for you, who are strong, but unwilling to work or to save? Do you think that would be right." "No, ma'am, I don't," he said frankly. "But I am willing to work, I'll do any thing you'll set me to." "Very well!',' I responded promptly.

Take this shovel, go into the back yard, dig a hole in the ground three feet square and five feet deep, put into it all the old boots aud shoes, tin cans, coal ashes, and dead leaves you can find on these premises, fill in the dirt, and you shall have a breakfast and a coat." Thereupon I betook myself to my study again, and was soon absorbed in the persual of an intricate will case, not expecting to hear further of my tramp.

In the process of time, however, Minna's round face again appeared, with a "Please ma'am, that feller has done what you said, and nqw what shall I give him

Upon investigation, I found that my tramp had actually made the required excavation and decently interred the aforesaid tin cans and old boots, and erected over their grave aboard monument with this inscription chalked there-

"Hera lies 17 tin cans, And 11 old shuse and boots, And of my forenoon's labor" I am now agoin to etfjoy the frutes."

I was soo deeply impressed with this emanation of genius that I went in at once and ordered beefsteake, potatoes and coffee for the embryo poet. "It was your idees, more'n the victuals, ma'am, that set me to work," said the boy rather archly, as if the unwonted labor was something discreditable to him, and ought to be apologized for.

I concluded that if he wanted ideas, I would give him some more so I sat down and talked to him while he ate, and found him a select and appreciative audience. V,:$

When he had finished his repast and received the desired coat, I -made some inquiries with regard to his history. He said his name wa« August von Edelstein, and that he was the son of a German baron who died before his recollection. His mother, who was &n American, returned with him to this country, where she was re-married to a- wealthy New York merchant of seyere and overbearing disposition. Not liking his stepfather, he ran away from home before he was twelve years old, and had met with various romantic adventures to the present time. He drew from his pocket a well worn German Bible which he said was given him by a little girl before he left home, and which he had cherished tenderly ever since, for the sake of the fair giver, whom he fondly hoped some time to meet again. He confessed to haying served a term in the penitentiary, but was now trying to do better. I found him well read in Walter Scott, Shakespeare, history and current literature, and especially fond of politics, in which he was unusually well informed and intelligent. He told me that he read the books at home and in the penitentiary, and had procured magazines and newspapers by begging old exchanges at the offices of country editors, and perusing them at his leisure in the woods, While munching the lunches given him by generous farmers' wives whose doors he had passed. He usually traveled alone, not finding the average tramp sufficiently intellectual to be congenial society

His conversation showed so much in

telligence, and even refinement, and he was so free from the odor of liquor and tobasco, that at once credited his story, and as he expressed a willingness to work, bestirred myself in his behalf. I kept him a few days and let him help Minna about the house cleaning, and he made such an impression upon that tender hearted maiden that she gave him two dollars and a half that she was sav ing to pay for having her photograph taken. After considerable effort I procured a situation tor him as a laborer on a railway also a boarding place whe^ the influences were good, and where he would room with a young theologue, who might exercise his talents by cultivating the moral nature of his chum, and so prepare himelf for future usefulness by a. practical 6tudy of humanity, as wejl as a theoretical study of divinity. -£.

My protege worked just two w£eks and a half, and then suddenly disappeared, leaving his board bill unpaid, and carrying off his room mate's watch, and a couple of theological works. Upon comparing notes with the unfortunate theologue, learned that August had con fided to him the fact that his reai name was Robert McGregor, that he was of Scottish origin, a lieneal descendant of "Rob Roy," and an orphan. He, however, told his landlady that he was the son of a wealthy Southern planter who lost his property and was killed in the war. His imagination was sufficient to "stock" a dozen novelists, and he had evidently let it run riot in telling marvelous stories of himself. His history varied every time he told it, but was always filled with romantic, amusing, pathetic, thrilling, and touching details, which enchained and roused the sympathies of the listener.

I heard of him afterward, from time to time, as figuring in religious and tem perance meetings, in different parts^ of the country, where he was an interesting convert, and affected his audiences to laugher and tears by the alternate wit and pathos of his emarks, but suddenly disappearing—usually, though not always—carrying something of value away with him. Once he passed himself ^off as a deaf mnte, and worked in a printing office faithfully three weeks, no one suspecting that his infirmity was feigned. On this occasion he left without pilfering believed in and lamented by all.

Finally, on taking up my daily paper one evening, I read a paragraph to thfc effect that one John Burrows, alia6 Robert McGregor, alias August von Edelstein, had been arrested for a burglary, that it was his third offense, and that he was likely to be put where he could serve the state to better advantage for some time to come.

The following winter, while on a visit to the state prison, I saw my poor, naughty August file in at noon with the other prisoners, take up his dingy pan of soup and slice of bread, and march off to his solitary cell to devour it in silence. And I thought how he might have been sitting at good Mrs. Brown's hospital board, surrounded by kind friends, good books, pleasant pictures, and intelligent society, with every reasonable want supplied, healthy, honest labor, bright prospects for the future, and above all a clear conscience and self-respect. I wondered if he thought of it too. Perhaps he did, for as he passed our group of visitors his eye met mine and brightened a moment. Then he flushed and turned away. My heart ached for the poor boy as I thought of what he was and what he might be, and I longed to save him from—himself

Could 1? dare I try again aml^who would secondefforts. Did this map sin, or his parents 'or the community, that he was thus so early destitute of moral sensibility? Might not prisons be conducted more on the principle of psychological hospitals in which those confined would be subject to scientific treatment for mental and moral disease?

Was it wise to labor to rescue and elevate such as he, or are such efforts worse than futile?

These were some of the questions I asked myself, as I went sadly aWay. Who can answer them.—[The Ad"

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HIS ADVENTURES WITH A YANKEE jK CLOCK PEDDLER. ... From the Atlanta Constitution.

Old Si came into *he office rather late yesterday morning and looked out of humor. '."i "What is the matter now?" we asked pleasantly. "Nuffin, 'ceptin dat efcl kno'd de way to one ob dese hyar Yankee-clock facktries, I 'low hit wouldn't take me long ter gitdar!" "Why Haven't you got a clock "Well, Ise got er box nill ob convenshions dat's brandid dat way." "And what about it?" "Jess a few days ago one of dese yer Yankee peddlers cum 'long wider waggin lode ob clocks an' he talk'd so fine 'bout de clocks dat I jess ups an' bought de one dat he sed was de bes' in de lot. Hit wuz two feet high an' ez foil ob varus woodin wheels ez er sarden box is wid leetle fishes. I tell you hit loek'd monstrous smart, dat clock did!" "Did it run all right?" "Ran! W'ydar hit is—dat clock cum down ter er trot 'fore de peddler's hos got inter one an' stopp'd spang 'fore he got ter de nex' place where he wanted to swap fer munney, ez he sed1!"

'What did you do with it?" Well, I tinker'd on hit an' tinker'd and sot hit goin', but 'fore I could get my tools put up hit' ud be standing dar silent ez er hed borde in er covntry sementary." "And

YOU

could not get it to run at

all?" Oh, yes, I got hitter run, you can 'pend on dat! Yer see, I thot mebbe dat dar wan't weight miff ter make de wheels go 'round, ss 1 winds her up—an' dat soundid like workin' 'erchaneputnp—an' what do der tink?"

W'y dat blamed clpck tuck de bit in hits mouf an' runs 46 hours de fust day an' de ole 'oman wuz so onhing'd dat she got supper at 11 o'clock in de mo'ning— dat's er fack!" "And how have you regulated it?" "jess br settin' hit out in de back-yard an' tellin'de chillun ter make hit keep wid de town clock, if hit takes er week ter git firum one 'our mark ter de odder?* v,

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