Terre Haute Weekly Gazette, Terre Haute, Vigo County, 7 November 1878 — Page 3
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The Queen »lie Is a proud woman, Th« Qo -en of Britiiu'a Isle, And th« Woman of three Cow?, sgra,
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Though ye hunt the wide world o'er, So haugh as trie saleslady ..„!f. Of the cltv dry.goods store.
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ltlght fair is she, the saleslady, And with Instinct rared)th know That the customer Is unt: her
An hereditary foe. What time the silly customers ,' *Jj?'-y* To state his wish proceeds, She questions him if bo i» sure ff
Thaf he knoas what he needs, And when the female customer Appeareth in the shop The saleslady with soornful glare
Beans her from toe to top. She mak's that customer to feel She hath smut npou her nosj, Tlist her jewelry is oroide, I
That turned have been her close,* And when she hath that customer 4 Reduced the dust unto, Saith, pityingly, "Youmust mean green,
For blue will neterdo." if the ciut mcr would collars buy The saleslady serene She smiling puts the question by.
Saying, "Oh, no, you wear 14." And when the cui»toiuer waxes wroth The salestadydoth glsre '[^1 Andslammeth a box on the counters
And saith unto her, "There! I" III.
was a lovely saleslady Was In a dry-goods store. Whon she was aware of a small ol'J man
Fast entering at the door— A small old man And a wizened, Inthosa threadbare garments which -rr Do indie
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That the wearer's poor or rich. lie enme wbore that fair saleslady Behind thn counter stood, And besought her of her charity
To show him some dry good. The saleslady saw a customer ,• Sweeping adewn the store,^ And ok a brief inventory
Of what the woman wore Alaska «he the diamond found Big am hazel nut, And she vowc 1 when sho wore such a silk
It *houl»! not bo bi 3-cut, But sliouid h»vo three row* of knlfo-plait-ing,
Wifli ru -he, and for the basque— Here she iwura of the old man spare, Who fort.iu dry good did ask. And comi ir a 11 earth with a sigh.
From hi-rdream* of being rich, Who tJ tho old ma made reply In gracious uccanla, "Which?''
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The old ni Hold hts errand o'er, ,.,•••,* And slit a ldrt/ssul hrritlf To the task ot taking down a box
From off a rearward shelf.,!" But as her hand shu lftod, She thou {bt how she had been At the theatre the night before,
And of what aho thero had seen 5he tnought of the merry ioe-creanv 3 Her beau had given his fair, And resolvetl to take vanilla
Next time that they went there. She wondered if her lover
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Would ever the question op, And if he would get a partnership In the Mammoth One Prioe Miop. •, She resolved she would not go boarding,
And that ?he would cover on tier parlor furniture with rep, And the bedroom with cretonne Andt hat her first-born infant
Should have long golden curls, And that she would christen it Beitram, For Hho did not oaro for girls, But the touch of the box arouse4 her
To living and its woes, And she tiok it down and relapsed into Hers tat uisque reposo. a?vs?:' fi." ".. ,- V. •1
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And tiraight there £ttad a covey Of fancies through her head, And she thought of the last chiiptcj'
Of h«r novel she had cad, And she wondered was Alonza the Duke, And if Jlalph was really dead, ,t And whether the heroine Laura,
When that book was done, Would marry Gonzalode JimjameV Or die and lie a nun. And sheh^ai'd like sounds o! filing
A siiw fal 1 on. her ear, The "Uaven't ou some a slac largerV Of her pitient«u»:omcro. Then with bitter words she answered,. "Hadst thou bettor not hie then home. And when thou hast found what thou ost want .i
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Thenjiutas aho had spoken -4 The floor walk«r bold and free, Ho hnstaned whore taat old mui(^|ood*'
And lie tell down on his knee "Xow, wolooufe, sir—now, welcomb lato tho office come, fo sea whan thy humble slaves have dono
And makdth^elf at homo." And down the rioi-raw alley An 1 up the crowded store .,, The -»hop«walker precede*! hlin
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is that disfYtojrtilshW »trAnjcr¥^' The saUaladr difl say. Feeling that wore her hair her own
It wo aid ocriainly turn gray. "Oh, that is the new bow, miss," Dp^pako the good cash-youth, "And your Cl*tlius and your Stewarts
Ara paupers to him, good soothl,^Ills wife shti had a palace— He is a widowtro— And hor pocket-money amounted
To a hundred thousand a year— 1 heard him tell the floor-vralkei: she was a saleslady too,
And he added that in proille Sho much resembled you. He met her at the countw
In a store where none observed him, t1'
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And she won this rich mtn's heart away Br the way in which she »ervd him. Oh, if thou hast won the bom his heart,
As of doubt I've not the least, Bid me, pray, on the happy day Unto the wedding feast." viu.
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From the Xe^r Y*rk World.
Thus spake the inn'ocent cash-boy, And marvelled much to see Sink in a swoon upon the floor
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Put on aheap of »tyle And the woman that hath seen better days, Whose uncle w*s a perr, Is an lnaecosaiblc Mont 114(ic fn a frigid atmosphere But you wil' And no woman,
The beautiful salealadv. New York, uigust, 1878. O. T. L. *KOTK—Some people pronounce it 'clothes.
SOME MISTAKES OF MOSES.
CCL. ROBERT O. INOKRSOLL'S RKVIEW OP THE PEVTATEUCH, AND HIS CRITICISMS UPON IT—THE BI
BLE ARRAIGNED A»D CONDEMFTKD, AND A SUBSTITUTE OFFERED
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From the Boston Post «£Oct. 14. Col. Robert G. Ingersoll lectured in Music Hall last evening to a large and attentive audience upqtii "Some of the Mistakes of Moses." He began his address by explaining why he troubled him sell about these matters, and said, in the first place, he wished to free the public mii.d of this country. He would like to take the chains and manacles from the pulpit of thecountrv and assist in giving liberty to thought. He wanted to free every politician, so that it would not be necessary to be a hypocrite, to get any position in this land to assist in maki people noble enough, grand and sublime enough, to allow every being intellectual liberty, so that a man running for office will not have vo pretend that he is a Methodist or a Bap tist, or that his wife is a Presbyterian, or that his grandmother was a Catholic, so that the people will not care what his religion may be, but will judge him by his acts and deeds instead of his professions. If we are to have a free government, he said, it must be founded upon tree thought. If oui government ever goes down it will be because people have not been allowed to express their real honest thought. He referred to the pukpit, and said that the Andover Professors every five years take an oath that they will make no inU-llectual advancement, and, he added, then is no oath in the world that an Andover Professor could keep so easily. He was one who believed that there is advance to be made in religion as well as in politic** in art or in any direction toward which the human mind turns its attention.
Coining down to the subject of sacred records, he said we have sacred records, and our sacred records are like the sacred records of other countries. Mingled with some good things will be foun an immense mars ot superstitious rubbi h. While he was willing to believe every-, thing that is good, sweet, tender, pure, holy, he could not believe that such a thing as a miracle ever was performed. [Applause.] He could not believe that nature is any different to-day trom what it has been through all ages. He believed that all the laws, piinciples and facts in nature always have been and always will remain the same. He believed that fire is always hot that water is always wet: that the attraction of gravitation has always been at work that water has always run down hill, and always will, and nothing more •wonderful ever happened in the history of this world than is happening now right before our eyes. Our sacred record we get trom thejews. If they were to write it now the horrible things would be left out, and the foolish things would not be vi rltten. He considered this letter or record addressed to him as much as to any one else. If God wrote it He knew exactly how he would understand it, and if he could not understand it rightly, then the fault .was with the writer and not with him. Now he has wasted a certain amount of time in read ing this record. Commencing his criticism he said: I take it for granted that the God who made this world knew the shape of it, that he knew every fact in astrononiy, every fact in geology, every fact in chemistry that he had a splendid idea of the rights ot man that a'real God would think just as much of a woman as of men, and if there is one single mistake appears in the record that mistake was not made by Infinite wisdom it must have been made by the writer. Of course I can not imagine a creator. I do not say there is not one. I just say I can not imagine one. I cannot imagine any being that lived in infinite nothing and all at once concluded to make something. I can not conceive of nothing as a raw material. 1 can not conceive of a time when there will be nothing, because I can not conceive of something be* ing annihilated or changed to nothing. I can conceive of eternitv, because I cannot conceive of the cessation of time.
I can conceive of infinite space, because imagine as much matter as I will, still my imagination will stand upon the fsrth est edge, and see infinite space still be yond.
He was going to admit for the sake of the argument, tnat a gentleman by the name of Moses wrote the Pentateuch which, of course, he did not. He did not certainly write all of it, for he could not write an account of his own death. He speaks ot cities that did not exist until he had been dust and ashes hundreds of years he speaks of facts that did notoc cur until after he had been,dead 500 years. Moses, in the first place, gives an account of the creation, and he said that God divided the light from the darkness. The man who wrote that regarded darkness as a something, as an entity. In his imagination probably, he saw the Su-
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reme Being throwing' great chunks of on one side, and slivers, pieces, chips and beams of light on the other. They had on exhibition in Rome many hundred years a bottle filled with the darkness that once ovcispread Egypt. Moses next tells us that God divided the waters under the firrtiament from those above. The man who wrote that regarded the firmament as a solid body of a character that would hold water. He looked upon the firmament as a place where gbds*ahd gfc&egti& and an-
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dwell, because at the time of the ood the windows of heaven were opened and that accounted for the wonderful amount of water that was poured upon the earth. The man who wrote that knew nothing about evaporation, The next thing happens on the tlurd day. ,when the earth is clothed and, carpeted
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with green and the trees grow and the leaves murmur in the air and all this happens before any sun shone in the heavens. On the next day the sun was made to rule the dav. Do you suppose the man who wrofe that knew anything about the sun? And the next thing which was done—and it nearly slipped his mind —he made the stars also. Do you suppose the man who compressed the astronomical history of the world into five words understood that history? Then he makes animals. And what next? He makes mat out of the dust of the ground. He made animals in the same way, and if you want to know exactly ho* they were made, read Milton. The record does not state. But it states that he made them, male a"d female. A second account of the creation is given in the anie chapter. But the gentleman who wrote the second account does not agree with the gentleman who wrote the fiist. According to the second account, man was made betore the animaU, and there was no idea of makine woman at all. At' terthe animals were made, God caused all the animals to pass before Adam, to see if he could not pick out one that would do for a helpmeet for him. Read, it and you will find that God tried to palm
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upon Adam as a wife one of the beast of the field. Well, Adam did not see anything to suit him [Laughter.] I am glad of it. If he had, there never would have been a freethinker on this earth, the world would have died orthodox. Nothing was found to suit Adam. The megartherium, the giraffe, the mammoth, the ichthyos&mus and all the crawling monsters^ they came, thousands of birds, thousands of mammals, baboons 1md monkeys and the parrots probably lit on the tree of life and commenced crying, "Pretty Poll wants an apple So God was driven to necessity. He had to make a thing, and he had not anvthing to start out with. How did he zet at it? He took a bone out of Adam. How did heget it? Did he pull it out?—cut it out?—bite it out? How did he get it out? Just imagine an infinite God with a bone in his hand to start a wom»n with! [Laughter.] And yet you have got to beiieve that, or it will not be well with you in ttie next world. "Well, alter they got this woman made she was brought to Adam, and the were put in the Garden of Eden, and they were told they could eat of everything except of the fruit of a certain tree. They must not eat of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil. What kind ofa tree was it, do you suppose? All at once there came a snake slipping through some crack in the fence. And lie seduced the woman. Why shouldn't he? God had told Adam that it he ate he should die, but he never told her. How did they know what death was? They hadn't seen anything die. But here comrs the snake. He must have walked, because afterwards he was condemned to crawl, and that crawling was a punishment. But they say the devil took possession of the snake. Then why not punish the devil? The snake could not help it. And yet we are told to believe this, br we are in danger of hell fire. But they ate and were guilty, and labor was pronounced a curse. There is another mistake. Labor is not a curse. Idleness is a curse. Labor is a perpetual prayer, and it is the only prayer that has any right to be answered. But labor is pronounced a curse. Then what happened? (Jnder the administration of God^ himselt men grew worse and worse, and the great God made up his mind to drown them. He drove Adam and Eve out of the garden of Eden and when he drove them out he made them clothes ot skins. Where did he get those skins? He must have killed animals and then skinned them and then tanned them and then made them up into clothes. [Laughter.] Is it possible a record is true which describes God as a butcher, a tanner, and a tailor? Can you imagine God making clothes? Can you think ofa Supreme Being trying to thread a needle? "Can you imagine him sitting there and nisgooss getting warm? [Laughter.]
Now think of a God having to drown his children, and having the impudence to tell me how to raise mine. Can you worship a God like that? I can't and I won't. [Applause.] But he made up his mind to save a few. so he got,a man by the name ot Noaii and three or four sons. He had been a bachelor until he was five hundred years old. Just think of that fellow. [Laughter.] But Noah built an ark three stories high, and with one win dow twenty-two inches square. What did they have topat into that ark? Four thousand animals, one hundred thousand birds, eleven hundred thousand insects, all the animalcuies, all the monster animals, the animals that live upon trees, fifteen thousand snakes and everything that crawls or bites or jumps or flies. [Langhter.J And when he got them in he put down the window. It rained forty days, and it went above the highest mountain twenty-seven feet. Consequently his water had to be five miles deep, and it would have to fall at the rate of 8oo feet a day, and thirty feet an hour. How much water would it take? Eight times as much as there is in the world. And so thev whacked around in the ark, with no rudder sail or compas#. Nothing except Captain Noah and his three or four bova. Nobody to tend these animals, no system of ventilation, nothing plenty except water. How long were they in it? One year and ten days. They settled down and down untU they got to the top of Mount Ararat, and that is only 17,000 feet high—lour thousand feet above the line of perpetual and everlasting snow, and two thousand feet of the peak of Ararat is covered wittnsolid ice. But there is where he landed, and he stayed there seven mouths with all the animals of the tropics. How can we believe that? I never thought, the ark was quite big enough.
Passing over the story of the tower of Babe), Colonel Ingersoll came to the narrative thai states that seventy of the Israelites went down into Egypt, and in 215 years they had 600,000 men of wpr. They must have had at least 3,000,000 people. They found out that they had 22,2f3 first-born males|,^ Now there could not have been mafiy more firstborn than there were mothers, and there were about as many mothers as there were first-born- Then these 22.273 mothers must have had 1,500,000 male children, and that would make sixty-eight male children te every mother [Laugh ter.]
Colonel Ingersoll continued in the same Strain in speaking ot the wandering
of the Israelites through the desert of Sima and their delivery trom Pharaoh, and the entry into Canaan, and in summing up, raid: The Old Testament upheld* murder, polygamy, assassination, and there is no crime that it does not uphold. What crucified Jesus? The Old Testament. It was by that law he was tried. He had been guilty by tnat law of blasphemy, and the Old Testament drove every nail in his hands and in his feet, and thrust the spear into his side. It was the old testament that did it. According to their own account the law o» God did it, and he was God and perished according to his own law. That won't do. There ib
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sense in all
that. I don't believe one word of it. What else has this Bible done This Bible has built every in quisition, made every religious martvdriven ever stake, set every fagot, light ed every torch it has made every thumbscrew. every rack, discolated every joint it has produced every religious war, divided us up into sects and classes, has set father against mother and child against parents this Bible has covered the world with blood has covered the human face with tears has crushed honesty has ofTered a premium for rascality, stupidly and hypocrisy has opposed every invention of man has said to the astronomer you must not tell he secrets of the universe this Bible has opposed every man of science put Galileo ir prison made Copernicus afiaid to publish his immortal work made Kepler keep his three laws a secret pointed the finger 06 scorn at Descartes rooted every man thaf was investigating for himself and endeavoring to make this world subliiner and better. It has been a perpetual obstruction upon the highway of progress, and 1 am opposed to it and am going to do what little can againvt it. [Prolonged applause,, and iVhat will you give us in the place of it?"] In the place of the ignorance of Mdses I will give you the astronomy of Ne«vton, of Descartes, of Galileo, ot' La Place—of the greatest and the best in place of polygamy, I give you the marriage of the one man to the one wife in place of a god 01 blood, I give you natuie in place of all this superstition, I give you or want to give you the truth. We want facts we want something that we can lean upon. In place of all these sorrows, cruelties and infamies we pre sent the facts of nature, and ve say the only way to be happy is to try te make somebody else happy the otly way to advance intellectually is to be intellectually true the only way to do mankind any good is to investigate. Tnat, it seems to me, is about ail we need in place of the mistakes, the follies, the weaknesses of the olden time. [Ap plause.] g|
GAZETTELETS
If a man has a tai -tar for a wife, she's very apt to "pitch into him."—| St. Jann Sun.
All the charms possessed by some men are what hang in front of their vests. —[Hartford Sunday Journal.
Illegally wearing the red ribbon of the Legion of Honor has cost a woman of Versailles two months in jail.
Men who arc always praying for God to help the poor, should' first set God an example.—[Whitehall Times.
These are times that try men's pocket-, books—the more especially if the men are candidates for office.—[Camden Post.
The vigilant mother changes the seat of government every time she puts anew breadth in her boy's trowsers.—[Erratic Enrique.
When a barber is playing over his throat with a razor, is the time when a man is most desirous of swallowing. —[Rockland Courier. "Man wants but little here below.'and he-don't want to move if he can help it. We speak from experience.—[Brookville Democrat.
Habit is like a corn—if you don't keep it well pared it will get the best of you every time you "put your foot down." —[Yonkers Gazette.
The fellow that sparkes his girl and nothing passed around bjr the old folks but a pan of apples, says it was an appleeat court.—[Fayette Record.
Did you ever think how impossible it is lor a'man to bite his nose off1, whatever be the spite he entertains against his face.—[Fond du Lace Reporter.
Tune up the fiddles. First four right and left. Balance .all, and don't put your arm around the girl, for it's out of style, even if it is nice.—[Fulton Times.,
A great writer says,
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Twelve thousand different works have been published in regard to the Ameri can war. A good deal of this war literature first saw the light in Europe, but the bulk appeared in the United States.
A woman hearing a great deal about "preserving autumn leaves" put up some, but afterward told a neighbor they were not fit to eat, and she might as well have thrown her sugar away. ''There is no harm in kissing," is the title of a song now much sung in many places. However, it gives us great pleasure to know that there is one author who agrees with us on that particular subject.—[Ned Deming*-A
Catskill had no ball-nine this year, yet our people are emerging from the shadow of this great affliction like a brindle steer from' a cabbage patch. The recuperative powers of the American people are truly marvelous.—[Catskill Recorder.
Our worthy friend Biggs, of the Milltown Record, who personally sets up the entire inside of his paper, makes a special point to apologize for the constant omissions and commissions ot "the stupid compositor.''—[New York News.
J* *"'•»*, ,. -cat
McLane,
people are
born Christians," but there's no occasion for worrying over the matter. They generally outgrow it.—[Bridgeport Standard.
An exchange says.: "Woman's kingdom is the heart of man.:' We would suggest that the ladies pre-empt their territory as soon as possible.—[Bradford Breeze.
Give us liberty or—give us a rest. —[Turners Falls Reporter. You need rot be so modest about it: "give us a drink," is what you really mean.—[New York Era. ^^.0
A little Hackensack boy. who was looking up at the stars the other Evening, exclaimed, Wi'ifiMa, mamma, whoTs a pinchin' them stars?"—[Hackensack Republican
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