Terre Haute Weekly Gazette, Volume 8, Number 38, Terre Haute, Vigo County, 19 April 1877 — Page 7

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BEN BUTLER.

His Views of the Situation.

The Bible and New England Methodists.

The Washington correspondent of the New York Herald telegraph* that paper the substance of an interview with Ben Butler, as follows:

Gen. B.F. Butler has been in this citv for the last two weeks, attending to business In the local courts and before the departments. For sometime past there has been a rumor that he and Senater Blaine have agreed to forgire and forget their old time battles, political animosity and bitterness, and the one in tbe senate and the other in the house lead the radical Republican revolt agains: the policy of the administration in regard to the southern states. A representative of the Herald called upon General 'Butler last evening, when the Massachusetts statesman gave some of feie ideas on the piliiical situation. In reply to the inquiry what he thought of the policy of conciliation and pacification he said, with the most transparent irony, "I am as happv as I can be. VVre are all happy. The whole country is happy. We have been waiting a long time tor the blessed consummation that has co.nc to us under this new political dispensation—the political millenium. God moves in a mysterious way his wonders to perform. All our quarreling and bickering, tiie strife between the sections are at an end, in truth the lion and the lamb are lying down together, and (glancing in what to the Herald representative seemed the direction of the executive mansion) the little child is leading them. All our political disputes, contests And rivalries are 'over now and there never was such a blessed condition of aftairs.

After a few minutes' pause and some vigorous puffs of his after-dinner cigar, Gen. Butler said: "Would you like to hear from the bible a definition of this Louisiana commission business

Laying down his cigar, the General took from a

small

book case near his

desk an edition of the bible, and after fumbling over it f«: some time, read, with an indescribably humorous facial expres-ion, the following:

And unto the angel of the church of the Laodiceans write These things saith the Amen, the faithful and true witness, the beginning of the creation of

I know thy works, that thou art neither cold nor hot. I would thou wert cold or hot. So then because thou art lukewarm and neither cold nor hot, will spue thee out of my mouth.

Ilow I should like, said he, to preach a sermon from that text as applied to the administration in Parson Newman's churh." lie continued, YoiI read the resolutions of the New England "Methodist conference a few days ago

Those ministers represent the sentiments qf the New England Methodists^ Every one of them are Republicans. The oldfashioned Republicans of New England believe in precisely that doctrine, no matter what your newspapers may say.

At this point the Herald representative made inquiry, General, shall we consider all this as for the public lie replied, *lI do not carc whether you print it or not. I am not talking treason, and I do not intend to talk treason. The Herald is welcome to make any use it pleases of my ideas." "What do you think will be the end of

policy of the administration?"

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Well," said he, "all our political history teaches One lesson, which is Compromises have never won on the contrary, they have always

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destroyed the men who made them. Compromises ruined Clay and Tyler. They have ruined parties. Will the present compromise be an an exception? That is the question. What is the situation? Mr. Hayes is the first president that has not brought in the beginning of his administration a house of representatives with him. Grant did. The folly ot the southern leaders gave Lincoln a majority in 1S61, so all the way back without,! believe, an exception. But the next house is against the president. "How about the senate—what is tne majority there?" I asked. "Louisiana and South Carolina will in a short time make the division in parties there so close that no one can tell what will happen. Sharon will be absent thret-fourths of the time looking after his silver mines, and while he,and others, possiblv, are absent, what becomes of the administration, unless we are to have, as we have now, the lion and the lamb bus•ness?" "But" said I "how about organizing the next house on the administration

Going back to the Louisiana contest.

Genera?Butler

fterday

JAMES PARTON'S BABY. Pittsburg Chronicle* It is stated that Mr. James Parton's is rejoicing over his first baby. Parton? Parton? Yes we remember now. Mr Parton married Fannv Fern. Was her third husband. when she died he married her daughter—his step daughter. But he cojld not bear the idea of being a step father. It was repugnant to his feelings. So he married her, and then discovered that the laws of the state aid not recognize such marriages, and asked the law makers to make a little law for him, but they refused, and he moved off the premises without notifying the landlord, since which time we have not heard if him until this baby reminded us of these things. But what bothers us now is to fix Mr Parton's relationship.or lath er, his numerous relationships to that baby. In the first, place oughi we to call him father, or a grandfather? Because it is his child and grandchild. But if that baby is his grandchild and Parton is its father, bless us, Parton must be a brother to himself! That is quite clear. And if Parton is his own brother, whv, then he must be uncie to that baby. That

follows,

WHAT MR. JEWETT PROPOSES TO TRY ON THE ERIE. The well and entirely satisfactorily tried experiment of young women as clerks at railway stations in England, it is reported will be" adopted by the Erie railway. It seems that Mr. Jewett while in England recently, made a thorough examination of the system, and was so pleased with its workings that he intends with the consent of the bondholders and officers of the line to adopt it. We can uagine what might possibly, probably would occur, should he carry the innovation into effect. Railroad wars would at once ensue. The Erie would hardly announce that on and after the ist of April, the Erie baggage would be checked, and the Erie tickets would be sold by a corps of lovely blondes, before the New York Central would bill the city with brunette paper, announcing that on the first of May r. troupe of beautiful brunettes, secured in Europe at an enormous expense, would smash the baggage, money-purses, and hearts of passengers

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Butler laiighed,fi,a long loud,

h%len%

have little faith in the

movement to tnake Gen Garfield or some other administration leader speaker. Said Butlfcr: "We shall see. General Garfield is a worthy gentleman. He "would grace any position, and'especially the speaker's chair—that is, if he could k. elected. Being in Ohio man, I do not know tout that he ought to be elected. They had such a'hsll-fired majori out there in the last election that they ought whatever they want. I do not *know bat that it Would be a good idea to rive every man of the majority an office.

said: "President Hayes

evidently does not know

what

manner ot

man Packard is. He had better send for him and see how he compares with Hampton. His letter to Mr. Hayes yes-

morning is exceedingly able—one

of the best

things

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the newspaper types

have set up for some time." "Did he write it?" "I think he did. He is a very strong man. He does not like me, but I con­

his ability- We differed four jears

aeo

on this Louisiana business. 1 hen was opposed to Durelf and his midnight 'order, and thought there should be a new election. I foresaw Some JUCH ^ou^e a as up or us an I a id a could to prevent it. I

was

THE

defeated, and

it has come. How we shall get out of it the future only can tell.

rain that visited us during the

fore part of the week interfered sadly with sanitary policeman O Donnell work of having the filthy alleys, gutters and streets thoroughly cleaned. But Hughie is again on the war path. By the way, Hughie would make an excellent street commissioner. He makes the high and low, rich and poor all come to time,

Hodgson, of Indianapolis, architect of the Rose Polytechnic Institute, is the city.

the New York Central. Then the Michigan Southern would put on the road—not only ticket-sellers, but conductresses. brakesmisses, and sleepingcar porteresses, with special instructions to look after the comfort of passengers, then the Baltimore and Ohio would surge out with splendid lots of Circassian sopranos to sing in their parlor cars and to otherwise relieve the tedium of a long journey. And in tact there is no telling where this progress would end. Mr, Jewett had better think of this before he decides.—[Rochester Union.

A. H. STEPHENS'S OPINION OF

THE CABINET.

Cleveland Leader's Wasliinjton Correspond6QCO. Dr. J. P. Van Epps, of Cleveland, Ohio, the popular-education man, had an interview with Alexander H. Stephens to-day and published the conversatnn.

He said- "Mr. Stephens, do you not think the President has been very fortunate in the selection of his Cabinet? Have we not, in any emergency that may arise involving the principles of civil and religious liberty, a safe umpire in^ such men as Evarts and Thompson: Mr. Stephens replied: "I think the President has an excellent Cabinet. The gentlemen to whom you allude, I know very well, and believe them to be able and true and educational advisers. Please say to Secretary Thompson I would be glad to renew the acquaintance of forty years ago. That golden-head blackwalnut cane he presented tp me 1 have used over thirty years.

CHICAGO WHISKY CASES. Assistant-Secretary French has com pleted his report on the Chicago whisky cases, and submitted it to Secretary Sherman. The principal parties included in the decision are Rhodes, Junker & Co., Farlev & Co.,George Miller and R. Mescreu. The parties named claim that Secretary Bristow and Solicitor Wilson promised to release them from assessment and judgment if they would give evidence for the government, and it is believed the report recommends that this promise be fulfilled. Should the parties be released from the judgments given against them, 'it will be worth to them

as

follows: Geo. Miller, $i8,ooo Meesreau, $85,000 Roele, Junker& Co., $100000 Fafley & Co., $34,000. The decision will not be made public for several days.

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IT is said in some quarters that a certain convert of Mr. Hammond will not probably read his titls clear to mansions in the skies if he does not forego certain practices on tne streets and public with a notoriously soiled pigeon.

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ot' course. And if he is

uncle to that baby his wile must be its aunt. Whv, there is no end to this confusion.

Of

course. Mrs. Parton can't be

aunt and mother at the same time. The idea is absurd. We see now where we were in error. The exact relationship mav be stated thus: Parton is a father and—and is it a half or fourth grandfather? No matter call it half. Consequently that baby is—is——. Now, Fanny Fern took him as hi third husband, and Parton's present wife being her daughter, and not his, that daughter's baby is no kin to him. That "sounds absurd, too verv. Allowing it is Parton's chifd, to begin with. Parton is its father, and he is just as much its grandfather, unless it is not the intention tj p.-rmit the poor thing to have any grandfather at all. Now, if it is his grandchild and tie was Fanny Fern's third husband, and this baby is the child of her daughter, every time lie takes in on his knee it couldn't possibly be twins, could it? No that is not it. Yet there does appear to be two generations in that baby somehow. The idea of dandling two generations on one knee! That is the,most ridiculous idea of all. Why, if that child were really Fanny Fern's daughter's child, and Parton was Fanny's third husband, and father to her daughter now,it ain't possible Parton could pick himself up and dandle himself on his o.vn knee! This is the most serious matrimonial complication we ever tried to solve. We are unable to do more than crack the shell the real kernel appears to be shrouded in complications as numerous as the folds tnwraping an Egyptian mummy. We are afraid to pursue "the subject any further, lest the horrible suspicion that dawns upon us that the baby should piove to be Parton's father should be verified. As it is, we think it ought not to be Parton's father.

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ODD NOTES.

Three-fourths of the applications for postmaste\ ships come from unsettled clergymen.

The king of Holland has offered to send 40,000 tulips to the Paris exposition of 1878. lie has also promised to have them taken care of at nis own expense.

Yon can always detect a bachelor by the way he handles a baby, but to be safe from loss it is well to use a borrowed babv in making the experiment.—Rome Sentinel.

The salaries of good base ball players will this year range from twenty dollars per week down to whack under the jaw for jumping into a man's garden after the ball.—Free Press.

New cucumbers are only seventy-five cents a dozen, and the man who won't allow his family to have a nice spring case of stomach ache is too mean to live. —Oil City Derrick.

American made boots are making inroads upon Europe, and the Swiss shoemakers have sounded an alarm. A Berlin paper says that American toots are sold in Switzerland at $2.90 per pair.

Andrew Young, formerly head master of the Citv School. Eainburg, is the au thor of "There is a Happy Land." The hym was a composed in 1838, and has bee'n translated into every modern tongue.. Mr. Young resides in Edinburgh.

Mr. Gordon Cutnming, who is to marry Miss Eames, of Washington, this month, has a well-stocked farm near Sykesville, Maryland. His mother is one of the leaders in London society. Her only daughter i« the wife of Mr. Willoughbv, the eldest son and heir of Lord Middleton, of England.

Officers in the army of Saxon are not allowed to marry until they are assured of an income of $250 per annum, and, although they are expected to live in good style and to dress in such a manner as to be at any time presentable at court, this is thought to be enough for their comfortable support.

A Frenchman has invented a solder to seal up holes in tinware, which is not only pronounced perfect, but awful cheap. But he'll lose money if he comes over with it, for the American nation is so surely wedded to the use of a small piece of rag that,the most elaborate combination cannot wean it from its idol.—Fulton Times.

Take a large earthenware pudding-dish and pour in it one quait of yellow-corn-meal, unsifted. Add to the meal a few handfuls of crumbled bread—dry crusts are best. Pour on, very slowly, enough warm water to moisten the whole, stirring very carefully with the other hand. Continue to stir until the meal and bread crumbs assume the consistency of thick molasses. Serve in flat little tlabs, about the size of a common butter plate. This will be found a most delightful, palatable dish—for the chickens.—Hawkeve. "Well," he said, "your accent is not German, bnt I thought you were a Prussian, and, mon dieu, one is no worse for that!" "Certainly not," I answered heartily: "the Germans are noble folks, but I am an American." "Ah yes," he rejoined, but you are all the sons or grandsons of Germans over there. Pretty much the same thing, hey?" "Not exactly," 1 said, especially in Massachusetts." "Massashutick?" said the bookseller, is that anywhere near St. Louis?" [Paris Letter.

THE TERRE HAUTE WEEKLY GAZETTE.

In order to adapt the parasol to flirting this spring, bambooz'll be used for the frames.—-Graphic.

In one part of Wisconsin the justices make the groom promise to "love, honor, cherish and obey" the bride.

It was a German editor who said that in the United States thieves are so scarce that they have to offer a reward for them.

A tropical Georgian maid 6aid she would rather be a black bombazine band on her adored one's hat than live without him.

A Boston writer suggests that the next time Essipoff comcs she should bring a divorce suit or tight rope to attract an audience.

A Vicksburg paper enthusiastically tells of a young lady in that city who "picked a ton of cotton." H'm. What did she want with so much?

St. Louis is awav behind Chicago and Cincinnati with its babv show. The babies could not be got ready sooner. —Pittsburg Dispatch.

Miss Roxana Wentworth, daughter of Hon. Long John of Chicago, is said to be very lovely, and also to have a *n llion in her own right.

TWO SONNETS.

Not so! you stand as, long ago, a king Stood on the seashore, bidding back the tide That onward rolled, resistless still, to ding Its awful volume landward, wild and wide, And ju»t as impotent is your command To stem the tide that rises in my soul It ebbs not at the raising of your hand, It owns no curb, it yields to no control Mighty it is, and of the elements, Brother of wind and lightning, cold and fire, Subtile as light, as steadfast and intense. Sweet as the music of Apollo's lyre, You think to rule the ocean's ebb and flow With that soft woman's hand? Nay, love, not so!

And like the lighthouse*onthe rock you stand. And pierce the distance with your searching eyes: Jf or do you heed the waves that storm the land And endlessly about yon feH and rise But seek the ships that Wander night and day ll'tsWithin the dim horizon'si 'shadowy ring

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And some with flashing glance you warn away, And some you beckon with sweet welcoming. Lo, steadfast still you keep your lofty place, Safe from the tumult of the restless tide Firm as the rock in your resistless grace, And strong through humble duty, not through pride. While I—I cast my life before your feet And only live that I may love you'sweet! —CKLIA

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The proof is in the trial. It is reliable,, it is handy, it is cheap, and every family should have it.

To the sick and bed-ridden, the halt and lame, to the wounded and sore, we say, "Come and be healed."

To the poor and distressed who have spent their money for worthless medicines, a bottle

of

Centaur Liniment

given without charge.

for

Mch 14-4w.

Mark Those Facts.

The Testimony of the whole World,

Hollo way's Pills.

will

be

The Yellow entaur Liniment

ft adapted to the tough muscles, cords ads eftsh of horses and animals. It has periormed more wondertul cures ol Spavin, Strain, Wind- galls, Scratches, Sweeney, and general Lameness, than all other remedies in existence. Read what he great Expressmen say t: "NEW YORK, Ja..jarv, 1874. "Every owner of horses should give the CENTAUR LINIMENT a trial. We con sider it the best article ever used in ou stables.

H. MARSH, Supt. Adams Ex. Stables, N. "E. PULTZ, Supt. U. S. Ex. tabS^e N. Y. "ALBERT S. OLIN, Supt, Nat. Ex. Stables, N. Y."

MONTGOMERY, ALA., Aug. 17, 1874. "GENTLEMEN.—I have used over one gross of Centaur Liniment, yellow wrapper, on the mules of my plantation besides dozens of the family Liniment fo my negroes. I want to purchase it at th wholesale price, and will thank you ship me by Savannah steamer, one gros of each kind, Messrs A. T. Stewart& Co., will pay your hill on presentation "Respectfully, JAMES DARROW

The best patrons of this Linitnen 0 Farriers and Veterinary Surgeons. heals Galls, Wounds and Poll-evil, removes Swellings, and is worth millions of dollars to Farmers. Livery-men-Stock growers, Sheep-raisers, ana those having horses or cattle.

What a Farrier cannot do for $20 the Centaul* Liniment will do at a trifling JJost.

These Liniments are warranted by the proprietors, and a bottle will be given to any Farrier or Physician who desires to test them. Sold everywhere.

Laboratory of J. B. Rose & Co., 46 DEY ST., NEW YORK.

Castoria.

is a pleasant and perfect substitute, in

:1

cases, for Castor Oil. Castoria is te result of an old Physician's effort to •oduce, for his own practice, an effect1 te cathartic, pleasant to the taste and •.£ from griping. )r. Samuel Pitcher, ofHyannis, Mass., & tcceeded in combining, without the use of alchohol, a purgative agent as pleasant to take as honey, and which possesses all the desirable properties of Castor Oil.

It is adapted to all ages, but is especially ecommended to mothers as a reliable emedy for all disorders of the stomach nd bowels of children. It is certain, greeable, absolutely harmless, and cheap, a should be used for wind colic, sour aomach, worms, costiveness, croup &c.. hen children can have sleep and mothers may rest

J. B. Rose & Co., of 46 Dey Street New York, are the sole preparers of Caa oria, after Dr. Pitcher's recipe.

just

Deo.7-ly

Prof. D. Meeker's

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It is a tonic, alterative and nervous sedative. It restores tire nervous system gives energy and strength cures without pain or suffering to the patient. Send 101 paper on Opium Eating. Dr. L. MEEKER, La Porte, Ind.. P. O. Box

Oct. 13 5

so. jMsysisr.

tilatod almost worthless 'scrip' notes' or bills which no one cares to take don burn it. We want and for it will give yon good clean

IKMit,

Irs, notions, or even cash.

Send it along and select what you want. Knowledge fn a nutshell, Inflation, 80e Life of Washington Bellee, 80c: Pocket Album, cards, 25c: SOc do 60c Transparent Playing bards only 76c. Photographs, 10c. 13 for 60c 16 for |1 Superb 8x11 French Chromo Crosses, perfect, beauties. 1, Cross and Roses 2, Cross and leaves, 8, Cross and Lily, 4 Cross and Flowers—worth 60c.- our price 16? 3 for 6 for 60c. 17 for fl.50 styles. Agents clcar $10 daily selling these. Also 100 EU-

Scnd for our catalogue, th a reliable house. Send

»L°0. with money (not counterfeit) and send for anything von want to Ul'MSK -A CQ., Hinsdale. If. H.

Deaf only

on your dirty

Can't be made by every agent every month in tae business wa furnish, but those willing to work can easily earn a dozen Jdoiiars a day right in their own ^localities. Have no room to ex­

plain here. Business pleasant and honorable, women, and boys and girls do as well as men. We will furnish yon a complete Ontflt free. The bnoiness .ys fetter tban anything else. We will bear expense of starting you. Particulars free. Write and see. Farmers and Mechanics, their sons and daughters, and all classes in need of paving work at home, should write to us and learn all about the work at once. Now is the time. Don't deay. Address Taps A Co.. A ngusta, Maine.. 8m.