Terre Haute Weekly Gazette, Volume 8, Number 33, Terre Haute, Vigo County, 8 March 1877 — Page 3

FACTS AND FUN.

The hand organ man has only one way to turn for a living.

Certainly Noah's bees were kept in the ancient arc-hives. How can a man be crooked when he is straightened-^-financially

The first thing we know Russia will take the longest Pol-ar.d knock the most persimmons.

The Gardener's Club banquet in NewYork w.-ii a very select affair. No rakes were admitted.

Denmark h.n as ^ooJ a railroad as any other nation. The cars run ofT the irack and kill folks just as nice as can he.

The way the King of the Sandwich Islan is carves a chicken is TO take hold of both It:: s. draw a long breath, ana pull for a 1 he's wcrth.

When chard A. Proctor says the sun is in danger of bur.iing up lie appeals directly to the sclhsh interests of he gas companies.

The Boston Globe has dispensed with the hvphen in to-morrow. This is running 'the day together as old women string dried apples.

Mrs. Fletcher's new lecture asks: Why don't vu.i laugh?" Because no

liuin

"hath tickled the soles ot our fee.. Ask us a hard one. Fo-ir ladies were elected to the London scho:ii Board at the la^t election among tliL-m is Miss 1 aylor, Jo.in S.uart ill's" si.cp-daughter.

Southern Indiana they mix whiskv, add a little

Down in

capsicum with poor lime-water, and the decoction lifts the happv dr nker light over fences.

Anecdotes of millionaires all remind us that to be witty a '»:m should be rich. There arc too many t.ireadbare jokes, with puns out at elbows.

The servant girl trouble has not been agitated for a 'long time. This may he on account of the hard time ly every housekeeper is her

«irl*

when nearown servant

"The Single Scull Race!" exclaimed an old ladv, as she laid down the morning paper "mv gracious! I duln know there was a race of men with double skull*

And now buried cities

have

been found

i„ the sands ol the Gobi Detert 'l'he wonder is, how, for centuries, so many people could go by and not see them sooner.

A Tennessee girl took her solemn word lhat she'd ei'her take the ireckles o.l her lace or take herseli out ot the %\01 lcl The frcckles stickAh '-he

i^^'bo,s

say she was a giil of grit. This is one of those old-fashioned, orthodox winters, when the saunter alor.g tlie streets with List, overcoats trimmed with fur, butt .in up to their cars while the ice-aearn men shin aldiig tne Streets in lint dusters, with their glovcless uied into their trowsers pockets up to the elbows.

Old Mr. Kiy.sfje, althoug he is a very urofaiv. wicked man, looks very youlh!ul for his year- One of his neighborremarked to Mrs. Blcclsoo tuo other day. •'The old man is wearing wed, isn r. 1 cr -Oh. yes," replied thd good woman, ht ,wearing well enough as it f^cs hut considering the opportunities and prac

tice he's

hid. he might put a little moie

polish into it." [ohn Burroughs, in the Galaxy, says "the long, sonorous lowing of a cow on I he hills or along the highway is expressive of a kind of unrest and vague losing—the longing of the .mpris ned as for

specific longins* for .1 garden gate v. it.1.1 a la mer

pecilic .. ... vague latch a yearning lor wagon with the end gate ou, Guess

again, Mr- Burroughs. A

man loses his enjoyment and appreciation of this lovely^ -winter when he has just turned out the liL,ht and crawled into bed. and is intoned by his wife that he left every draft the si ting-room stove wide open, and if he does.?! nt the house burned over the.r heads, he'd better get up. and ,ce:t« it lie wishes that the I-ourth of July last ed all the year, but that isn't exactly what he says.

The race of Irish wolf dogs is belie-, ed ,obe no.v extinct, l'he last genuine specimens ef these magnificent animals were in 1S06 possessed by De Qumcv Mend the late Marquis of S.l*, who owned hunhreds of thousands ol ac.es^in the wild, storm-beaten country ot Thev were to the old »™S o! 1 ml what the lion and ume rn are Kngl.-nd, supported wearing collars with "Genile when stroked, tierce when pro yoked."

gentlemen traveling through one ot the most picturesque porUonsoftle White Mountain

region,

THE

[Ineffable vouth goes into ccstacies over an extremely old master—say Fra Porcinello Barbaregianno,

12S1.] Matter-of-fact party such a repulsive subject youth "Subject in

art is

ment The 'oicktchar is Mitter of-faci partv -But you 11 own the drawings vile and the color beastly Ineffable youth

"I'm

A subscriber,"who, hus been reading

about

the blue light cure ,asks us if blue stockings arc healthy We believe they are.

FOR VIGO LODGp NO. 27,

TERMS.—One

saw a farmer at

work, and being of a sociable disposition, uoproached the man, and expatiated on the bcautv and

majesty

of the surrounding

scenery, concluding with the rematk. suppose my friend, you enjoy this glorious view that people come so far to look a t. •Why, yes." was the response, but it Id r.^rl the shortinsr of these hill* I a made nad the shorting 'em a little peakeber.

FICKTCIIARR

beauti

ful.

[Punch.I

THE ANCIENT ORDER OF UNITED WORKMEN. Tcrre Haute, Ind., March 3.

This benevolent order is founded upon the principle that all men shouki be earnest workers for the good ot their fellow man aud the welfare of the country. Those who live for the good they can do are not only the most useful citizens and the best memb rs of society, but they share in the general improvement and elevation that result from their labors.

Our pu poses are to uni in a common Brotherhood, the members of our Order for mti'ual benefit, morally anil socially and to enab'e us to give clectua.1 aid to the sick and distressed among us, and to -ecure the protection and support of our families, or otiiers dependent upon us, when we have ceased to be with them in the flesh.

In cases of sickness members are kindly cared for by the brethren, wiio attend at their Ixdsides.and ve them what ever assistance may be required.

Members who may be otherwise distressed or out of employment, are entitled to and receive our aid,'or the teachings ol our Order inculcate the principle ol that divine law,that we should "do unto others as we would that they should do unto

The associations of tie loJge rooms promote better social relations, and necessarily result in the cultivation ot the more "elevating qualities ot humanity •Our work is benevoh nt in its incident and grand in its results, aud no one can engage in such work without being i:n proved and strengthened by it

But in addition to all this, the grea feature of our Order, is its provision for the widows and orphans of deceased members. This is done oy organizing beneficiary fund lor the purpose, mad up oisni.il assessments upon 'he surviving membership. On the death of a member,?I is collected from each of two thousand survivor-, thus securing to the family or other heirs of the deceased,

TIN: SL'M OK ifj.ooo.

with which to protect themselves from want, an^l educate the orphans that would otherwise be thrown upon the world, to grow up in ignorance, perhap in crime.

The cost to each member of carrying this important fund averages $20 per annum, or $175 per month. i'his brings within easy icach of every industrious man the means of provi .ingfo* his family. The A. O. U. VV is the only Order uat guarantees to every memb.-r in good standing a fixed sum, which is to be paid to his heirs at h's deain.

The condition of the Order affords an ample guarantee of its stability. It now numbers amon-4" its members many of the

most

prominen" citizens ot the country, it is daily re eiving additions from the best rank* of society. During tne last two years more than five thousand new members have been enrolled, and manylodges are now in successful operation in N'ew York, Pennsylvania, Ohio, Kentucky, Indiana, Illinois. Iowa, West Virginia, Missouii and Califo nia.

RFQYIKKMEJRRS FOR MKMIU-.KSU I R. Article II Sec 1, of the Constitution, reads as follows:

No person shall be admitted to membership in this Order u.jless he is a white male between the ages of'it and 5oyears oi sound hodiU health, able and competent to earn a livelihood for himself and lamih, of good moral character, respects the Bible, and believes in a Supreme Heing, the Creator and Piescrver of the ni verse

Administrator's Sale of Real Estate. Notice is hereby givon, that by virtue 1 an order of the* Vigo Circuit Court, the undersigned, administrator ot the Estate of George Evans, deeased, will offer for sale at auction, at the Court House'door, on Saturday, the iotli day of March 1877.at 3 o'clock 1. -of said day, the following Real Est ite to wit:

The northwest quarto of the northwest. quarter Of section eleven (11), township twelve (12), north of .range .eight (8), west, in Vigo County. Indiana, subject to the life estate of Winnie Evans' widow of the said George Evans, deceased, therein, said tract containing forty (40) acres, more or less. Also, lot number forty-five (|5), in Detln's subdivision of the A-est half, of the north half Of the southeast quarter of srcti"n twen-ty-seven (_7), township twelve (t2\' range nine (9), west, that ties west of the canal, in the city ofT'Tre Haute.

FASHION

TheBest

D. 1266— •JBut it's Ineffable of no mobeautiful

cullah blind, and

don't n'ofess to understand awinB. The JSUarU beautiful party (getting warm): But its all out of perspective, hang it and so a omm^ bly untrue to nature I don care about navtchah, and hate perspecti e. Th? picktchar is most beautiful. w. ier-of-fuct party (losing all self control). "But, dash it all, man where the dickens is the beauty, then Ineffably (quietly): "In the picktchar! (Total defeat of the matter-of-fact party.J

Wood

I I

least we never heard of a blue

stocking unwell.

Ealtimon

third cash, the residue

in equal payments at twelve (1.2) and eighteen (iS) mopths. with notes, at in terest, waiving benefit of appriisement nd secured by good freehold sureties

WM.

E. MCLEAN,

Administrator de bonis noti, of estate, o. Evans.deceased.

WHY IS IDE

CookingStov

To Buy?

It Is The Quickest P%k

|f|AtB Economical A|| flX I Convenient

IVlUO I (and

Dm-abl

Sizes, styles dywees to suit every

WM. RESOR & CO., Cincinr FOKSA^JE uv

CO.

Chaiiiplon Stove store

Terr«' Haufc, 1 n»l.

jiiOiri.

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,n»i ^K'ltCK

\»»lBfc'f

THE TERRE HAUTE WEEKLY GAZETTE.

The Washington City Route

Ohio B.

The Shortest, Quickest

—AND—

ONLY

DIRECT

ROUTE

-TO-

& Bailiiiftoa*e

WITH I IKEO* CONNECTIONS FOR

flichmond, Lynchburg, Norfolk' —ANP— THIS SOUTHEAST,

Philadelphia, New York, boston

AND

"jTIb-e ISa-st.

TKAVEI.KU3 DF.S1H1NG A

Speedy, Pleasant and Comfortable Trip' SlIOl'LD IIKMEM2KK THAT TIIK

Baltimore Ohio

R. R.

IS CKLERR ATF.n FOH ITS

riesrant Conches, Splendid Ho tels Grand and Beautiful Mountain and Valley Scenery, and the Many Points oi* Historical Interest

Along: Us Line.

Fare will Always be as Low as any other line.

Pullman Palace Cars RUN* TUr.OL'UU

Without Change

BETWEEN THE miNCII'AI.

Western and Eastern cities.

-1 'iirri-jJ Oheoka

imoit or Tr.ii :is, Sleeping tr \ci-,ouirao-atfn is, A •. M'P'y

i1,

ll priuuiiKil pjiius

North, south,

Oill-os at

East and west

E. It. OOKSET, L. M. COLE, Ass't GenT Tic-icet Agt. Gen'l Ticknt A?t THOS. I». UAUUY, It, SHARP, Western l'ass Agi, Mnscr of Tr-ansp'.

Or. Shenck's Standard Remedies

:e standard remedies for all diseases of the lungs are SHENCK'S PULMONIC SYRI-IN SIIENCK'S SI:A

WRI-.D

and Sur.xcK's

TONIC,

MANIIRAKF.

PILI.S, and

if taken be re the lungs are destroyed, a speed cure is etiectcd. To these three medicines Dr. J. II. Shenek, of PhiUdelphia. owes his unalled success in the treatment of pulmonary diseases.

The Pulmonic Svrup ripens the morbid in the Iun^s- nature throws it oil by easy expectoration, for v.'lien the phelirni or matter is ripe a-slight cough will throw it oft" the patient is rest and the hinijs begin to heal.

To enable the pulmonic syrup to do this, Shenck's Mandrake Pills and Shenck's Sea Weed Tonic must be freely used to cleanse the stomach and liver. Shenck's Mandrake Pills acton the liver, removing all obstiuCions, relax the gall bladder,"the bile starts freely, and the liver is soon relievt d.

Shenck's Sea Weed Tonic is a gentle stimulant and alterative the alkali ot which it is composed mixes with th? food and prevents souring. It assists the digestion by toning up the stomach

a healthy condition, so that the fewd and the Pulmonic ^yrup will make good blood then the lungs heal, and the pa

tient

will surely get .well if care is taKei: to prevent fresh .cold. All who wish to consul* Dr. Shenck, either personally or by tatter, can do so at his principal office, corner of Sixth and

Arch

dav, blicnck's medicines arc sold by all dru^ists throughout the country,

No.

S547.

STATE

TV OF

VIGO,

IN THE

VIGO

COURT, MELLISSA

SPARKS, IN

Sr.\RKS vs. JonNfing

DIVORCE.

Be it known, that on the 12 day

Notice is hereby given that the undersigned has been appointed Administrator of the estate of Apdaline Cassady, deceased, late of Vigo County, deceased The estate is probably solvent.

3th, 1877,

CALIFORNIA.

The Chicago & Northwestern Kail way

Embraces unilca one raanaicmcnt the Grand Trunk Railway Lines of the WEST and !MOITTII W II, ST, and, with its numerous branches ami •^nnections, forms the shortest and quickest route between Chicago and all points in fllinois, Wisconsin, Northern Michigan, Minnesota, Iowa, Nebraska, California nnU Western Minnesota Us

Oina11111111 California Linc Ts the shortest and best route f«r all points in Northern Illinois, Iowa, Dakota, Nebraska, Wyoming, Colorado. Utah, Nevada. Cali furnia, Oregon, China, Japan and Australia. Its Chicago, ^Iadison Sc St. Paul I,iiic Is the short line for Northern Wisconsin and Miuncsota, and for Madison, St. Paul. Minneapolis, Duluth, and all points in the Great Northwest. Its

Winona Ac St, Peter Line

Is the only route for Winona, Kohcstcr Watonna, Mankato. St. Peter, New Um, and all points in Southern and Central Minnesota. Its

Grec 1 Baj' & .Tlnr(|iiett I.inc. The only I.i nfor .lanesville. Wattertown Ton Dn Jj.-u', Oshko?h, Apjiletown, Green r.iu-, Escanab.!, Negaunee, Marquete, House'on, Jloncock and the Xakc Superior, Counrtry-, its

Freeport Ac Uutii'(iic Li ne The only route for Elgin, Rockford. Free port, anil all points via

vreeport.

PULLMAN PALACE CARS

are run on all through trains on this road. This is the Only Line running these cars between Chicago and St. Paul. Chicago and Milwaukee, or Chicago and Winona.

At Omaha our Sleepers connect with ic Overland Sleepers 011 the Union Paciljr Railroad, for all points west of the Missouri river.

On the arrival of the trains from the K.is: or South, trains of the Chi ago A Northwestern Railway leave CIIICAvJv) as follows. For Council Bluffs, Onialia, and

California,

two through trains daily, with Pnllman Palace Drawing Room and Sle.miinir Cars through to Council Itlutls.

For St. Paul and JTIiimeapolisi, two through trains daily, with Pullman Palace Cars attached on both trains. For Orccn Kay and Lalcc Superior two trains daily, with Pullman Palace Cars attached and running through to Marquette

For Milwaukee,

our through trains dailv. Pullman Cars 011 uigtit trains, Parlor Cliair Cars«on the day trains. For Sparta and Winoii- and Pointx in .HiuucMotB, Sne through train daiiy, with Pullman oleepers to Winonna

For Dubuque, via Frceport, wo through trains daily, with Pullman Carson niglit trains. For Hub 11 que and LaCrossc, via

Clinton,

two through trains daily, with Pullman Cars on night train, to McGregor, Iowa. For Sioux City and Yankton, wo trains daily. Pullman Cars to Missoui Valley Junction.

For Lake Geneva-

four trains daily. For Rockford, Sterling:, Keiioiilia. JaiiCMville •••id toother points, yon can have lrom two to ten trains' nany.

New York Ofllce, No. 413 IJroadway 1 to*ton Ofliue, No. 5 State street Omalia Office. 263 Farnham street San Francisco Office. 1V0 Montgomery street Chicago, Ticket Office, 62 Clark street, under Sherman House: corner of Canal and Madison streets Kiaeil Street Depot, corner W. Kinzic and Cnr.r.n street: Wells Street Depot, corner Wells aud ivinzic Street.

For rates or Information not attainable from your home ticket agents, apply to

W. H. STENNST,

Gen'l Passenger Agent, Chicago.

MARVIN HUGHITT,

Ceil'I Sttpcriuteudeu. Chicago.

:O.UGH SYRUP.

I Cough Ryrnp the oldest nnd RUHI fopularl 1 rc»a»'«ly for enr? of Croup, Iloarsencis fl |an«i l^uiur Trouble*. Ri'atl—'"ItSardrt ih«X«lvcAof| mv t*o I'lilldnrii." J. F. YoBman, 1*. O. Ill.. "ft ciirM mv t«»rHhfocold when ererr thin* I I eUo

faIlel.H

K. K. Mnarboff, Al!«$hanj GUT, I'a. I

Price ana Jt. ff rmir don't keep ft, send jfori' 3. K. S^Kfri* prop'*. Pittxhnrgh P?».

Sold by all Wriirrtrlwl*. iee."8-22-fli%w1vntrm

LLtlOCK'S

PQUROUS PLASTERS

ggy-Asn ion AUXOWi'S, and obtain them. iitKl «e avoid miserable miTATiorvs.

B. BRft.NDRSTH, Pres't.'^

on.

Ml— fee, is ler. em ve-

Sts., Philadelphia,'every Mon-

Mch i-deod: 111.

Coiix rest CIRCUIT^8

INDIANA,

:onx)ld

De-,ine

cember, 1S76, it was ordered by the court that the clerk notify.by publication^ said John Sparks, as qon-resident de fendant of the pendency of this action a«ainst him. Said defendant is therefore hereby notified of the pendency of said action against him, and that the same will stated for trial at the February term oi said court in the year 1S77.

MARTIN HOLLINGER, Clerk,

NOTICE OF ADMINISTRATOR'S A POINTMENT.

No.

SYDNEY DAVIS. r- Administrator.

Feb21 W3t.

NOTICE OF SALE AT AUCTION.

I will sell for the benefit of the heirs of Samuel Archer, deceased, to satisfy a bill for repairs on a two horse wagon, owned by Alexander Parsons, on Saturday, March

unless the charges

are paid before, the above date. *. f.

FOUTS

HUNTER,

Feb^-wit. Auctioneers.

sir

US VKsXEi)

HAS PAID JL PROFIT

•M

•j" rinir the past three months, unucrour •roveS yetemotoperating ID Stocks. Bo i»utai i'ng loll information aept on app cation. TuitBRiDOK & OO, Ban burs a BrdkcrB.iO. B'roailw few Vert.

Office, S5)i Can.it St., k. Vo v.iid ft Wt3mtonrm times. Mr.

tor

day—more and more ynfit lor uses for which it was erected. Now,: word or two in regard to whether or this is the proper time. If gentlen

$4,000,

8,829.

1877,

Should not be ''hid under Neither where to find

THAT

Its

Chicago & itliiiraukeo Line Is the old Lake Shore Route, and is the only une Massing through Evanstown, Lake Forest, Highland Park, Waukegan, Racine, Keuosha to Milwaukee.

FJXESH

b0,h of

will consider this matter for a mom and see how light the tax is under 1 bill it seems to me they would not tate on that score. Let us consider. C, cent on the hundred dollars for this yj aud two cents for next year. Now, il man is worth only $1,000,ho much von suppose he has to pay the first yea "V .. ?, ... Any one can calculate it in his head,

$2,000

The

J'orty cji

tax for tne year is the sum of and has come out ahead. Its sales are annually increasing. cents—the priceof one cigar, a drink -r. -n whiskey, or two glasses of foaming lag IIS 1 OllltS 01 JciXCOllOllCG 9,1'^ (Laughter.) On

the tax wai

only be twenty cents for the year on 1 ,ne ooo, thirty cenU on

000 thirtveenu-on $^.ooo fortv ceJRi,Udne88' *"""688, regularity 000, thirty cents, on $4.^00, Jorty

STATE OF IND/ANA,

COUNTY OF VIGO, IN' THE VIGO CIRCUIT COURT. ANNIE L. FLOYD VS. WILLIAM H. FLOYD, IN DIVORCE. Be it known, that on the day o." February,

it was ordeifcd by the

court that the clerk notify by publication said William H. Floyd as non-resident defendant of the pendency of this action against him. Said defenoant is therefore hereby notified of the pendency of said action against him, and that the same will stand for trial at the April term of said court in the year

1877.

MAVTIN

HOLLINGER,

,, aW' Clerk.

& w-3».

VV. Sharp & Co.,

PUBLISHER'S AUKS!*, So 35 Park K«w N'ew York, are atitborizei to r'ontract for ad verti-ine In onr patter

Vrriil tnhti'X-it-.. nt* Vr.Cf-

Good W orks"

a bushel" but go fbrth and multlpTy.

LOW PRICES FOR

DRY GOODS

should be known only to the wise. Success Crowns the Efforts of Those Who Help Themselves and we shall do our part in makina the fact known that the

BUCKEYE

Cash Store is the place for bargains during March. The rest lies with the readers if they io secure the benefits of our advertising.

will flutter through Marc'i, before inventory, and the stock got to be reduced before that time, no choice about it.

Turkey Red Tablings 75 cents. Doylies to Match 75 cents per dozen,

are to be found among the Tiany bargains just received.

W. S. RYCE & CO.

Road the Following

200 Pieces Choice Style Prints 6 1-4 cents. Cheviot Shirtings 12 1-2 cents. 75 White Spreads 85 cents. 100 Extra Sized Spreads 95 cents.

ALL WOOL OASSIMERES

85 cents and $1.15. These were so cheap and sold so fast that we have had to get in a new lot. Parties who have been waiting will find a good assortment now.

40 Inchcs wide, extra clear color

yard, cheap at $1.25.

pjust

$1.00 per yard and a big drive to any onO wanting this quality Silk. No better can be bought less than $1.25.

In Spring Weig hts, verycheiap in price

er, this matter has been agitated for Sheetings. Pillow Case Cottons are now selling less numbet of years. The question was tYork costat Ryce's. Readers, be as wise in coming as two years ago it was up four years a| ,j .. and, indeed, the necessity of anew Sts House was felt and acknowledged befc the breaking out of the war. It is •. I

a's'w,n

HERALDING OUR BARGAINS,

®«eFl(dod.<p></p>RYCK

\\. S. &a00

Howe Sewing Machine has stood the test of much critical

ty Of Stitch-

and beaU

of form and

-iv Jin Si

beauty, of

Symetry finish. Rapidity and stilln&s in tion. Ease with which it can be managed. Non ability to miss stitches Adaptability to the widest range of work.

opefa-

if-

3D.

RED FLAG"

MARCH, the DECISIVE MONTH

FOB

BIG BARGAINS AT THE' 'BUCKEYE."

Our stock has been largely increased with

These must be sold before ctook taking. Coma and see. WILL DO MORE THAN WE ADVERTISE.

OX-iX3ZT 9 Agent.

& v* I

has just

GOODS!

ii-O.

^res

received. One dollar per

I V* -I .• ,-A r* i...

9-4,'" iffl-4 than New we are jfl

.,:oi fci.'.t.

.UQ-i

...O

•1 iiiiiioo

examinano

..-j u-

lit. 6f!

Simplicity of Construe tion. The lockstitch alike on both sides of the fabric. Economy of Thread. Strength and firmness with which the seams are drawn together. A shorter and smaller needle, in proportion to the size of the thread, than usecL, with other machine.

any

320 Main street, north side.

OLD-FASHIONED

Soap li the most economical to use. Prarainc arid wrapping are pf no ponible benefit to 8 done to make it look attract!*s and aalsble. Procter A GamMe't Original MottUH Soap, is made of Bed OU, tbe best material known tar producing a hard, •errieaabia and eflfect»e Soap. It is cut in ooe-poaod bars, of convenient and economical shape, and not wrapped. Thertyle in which this Soap is cntjwd packed saves ail useiem expense, enabling oa to sell a soporior 8yP at muck ttn per pound than yon are now paring for an inferior article. Every bar of tbe genaia* fHtapei'!IMOCT£M & GAMBLE—MOTTLED GERStAN." Take no other. Sold every where. ~m

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