Terre Haute Weekly Gazette, Volume 8, Number 12, Terre Haute, Vigo County, 26 October 1876 — Page 6

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Parson's Pence.

The Donation Party at Willowbrook.

A Story with a Very Large Moral.

So many confused and contradictory rumors have been circulated aboul that last donation party that I (who have heard the whole story from my friend and neighbor MU» Mix) would like to give the world a plain, unvarnished account of tlie whole festivity.

Let me. then, introduce my informant, Miss Melissa Mix, spinster, owning to forty, moderately well endowed with this world'* goods, houskceper and care-taker for the only brother Ralph, some years her senior, both of them prominent members of the Willowbrook church—and thus heralded, she sha 1 tell you the story she told me. "Of'course we can't give our minister Much of a salary, you know, Miss Harwoodj but we've always calkilated to get a man whose heart wasn't set on filthy -hjcre, as the 'Postle says. "I must own we hain had much st'-" ccss, for, would you believe itr out ot five candidates that preached here the vear we built tire church, not one was^ willti.g to stay and do the Lord worti. "Whv there's only abo it sixty t.uiu.iesi„ our church, and it was settled that first winter, that six dollars a family would he a lair tax, iii.ikim nigh onto lour hundred dollars a year, you see yet its wonderful what 1 rouble w"'vc had to git a pastor. "Brother Kulph thought that mebbe if we had a parsonage it would help us so he and fie other trustees bought that nice little cottage where'Mrs Gray used to live, with a whole rod ofland belonging to it: but, law! 'twas'n't of no use none of •emstaid the vear out and I was clean discouraged.'' "When Mr. Ormsby came, nigh on three years ago, lie seemed mure reachable than the iest, though :isk.-d it wicouldn't furnish part of the paiyi age for him, as they was only new beginners, and hadn't much housekeepin' stiitl. "Well, the ladies was so well pleased with him that they took right hold of tl wori (he was to come back in a fortnight and got lots of things together. "There was a handsome pincushion made for each of the bedrooms—there's three on 'em in the house ar.d hall a dozen tidies for the parlor, and a case for his shavm' paper, and all sent in the fust week* "You've heerd him preach, Miss Ilar-

wood,

and you know how interest in he was, and what a beautiful reader and singer too. Why. I declare I took real comfort yoifr to church and sittin' under such preachin' and fo we all did, 1111 sure. "Hut I was tel'in' you about iat we gave him.- Well, Deacon Stiles's daughter Sfllk made a drawin' of the church, nnd fwflhied it in pine cones, to hang in Mr. Oniitbv'o Mudy, and the !o icon he sent cookin' stove out ot his own kitchen." He'd just bought a new one for Mr. Stile., and he come over and put it up rjiself, which.I thought was uncommon kind. •'Then we took up a contribution to buy some furniture, but ready money was skurse just then, so we only raised enough to git a pair of chiny vases and an inlistaiid.

But Silas Hart, who sold 'em to us, was one of our members, so he threw in ac.liii\v i!og*lor the baby, and a match box for the parson's wife. "Miss

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Jones and Uncle Midian sent in

new painted bedstead and a kitchen table, ami so I fold Ralph that I'd give 'em a couple of kitchen chairs and our cradle the one.we both rocked in. So I did, and •I pieced a real handsome little quilt lor the crudle, a sunflower pattern, all out ot spick and span new calico tco. "Well, it's 'most too bad to tell, but Mandv' Jones, who went to help Miss Ornishv git to righis, told ine that she did act dreadful, and not a bit becomin' a minister's wife. "She "Vent all round the house alookin as if she were ready to cry, and at last the sot down in the parlor on her trunk, and begat"! to laugh at the vases and the inkstamWind then wound up by lindin' fault ftp the stove, which she said looked as if M&came out of the ark. "I've always thought she made her husband-discontented, (or Mr. Ormsby was such a meek, quiet, unselfish man, that he never would have made any trouble if she hadn't been always complaiitin'and puttin' I im up to grumble. "But I'm wanderin' off from my story 1 started to tell you about Ihe donation party. Vou see. the first year we got along splendid with it, and I must say 1 nevfcr saw a better tea table spread than we set that nigt\} for Miss Ormsby. "But that woman never could be satisfied, and she said afterward that it wouldn't take more than two such parties to ruin .any family! ••'It seems she found fault because we ail sttfkj'+o tea with 'eni, jest as if we hadn't a rijiht to our tea alter sendin' in all the victuals for it. "But I don't know as Aunt Betsy did do txac'JV right, lor she took Miss Ormsby's preserves to put on the table, and

A^atfill cat that night, auu 1 s'pose -that put* er out some. "Well, as 1 was savin', the second year come ropnd, and it was read out in jncetin' iliat the donation party would be igwen'the next Friday. "Mr. Oimsby read the notice, and then 'W looked all around and cleared his •throat two or three times, as if he had wmcthiri' pertickler to say, but after waitin' a ifiinute he changed his mind and at down. "1 thought he acted kinder queer, but I was quite taken up with noticin' Miss Orimby. She got red as could be, and when mectin' was dismissed she jest fcun ied out as if she didn't want any one speak to her. "Well, "Friday came, and by three o'clock we was mostly all at the personate Mr. Ormsby looked dreadful sober, more as it it was a funeral than a merrytnakin', I must say but his wife was awful

She

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was jest as huffy and short as

she could be with every one, and she went and locked the studv door and put the key in her pocket right before us all as if she was afraid we'd touch some of Mr. OJtriSby's papers or books. "Btfheby we began to think about settin'datable so Aunt Betsy, Mandy jones, and

went ^ut in the kitchen to

unpack the turnips (Uiem we put in.thc wilier), apiece of corned beef,' two or three bilde hams, a pot of butter, some

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apple sass, a big cheese, and such a let oi buscuits it would have taken all night to count 'em "I began to be scait when wc took out panful after panful of biscuit, and no cake to speak of. At last we come to Miss Jone's baekct, and there we found Mection cake, as well as a great batch of molasses cookies." "I was gla'l enough Id sent pound cake and crullers but somehow when the table was ready, there was more biscuits on it than any thing else, though we did the best we could." "Mr. Johnson sent tea and coffee from his store, besides sugar and crackers, anJ Amos Hull he bought a bag of nuts and some apples for the young folks after supper, he said. "There was so many there that we hac. to divide them into three lots, the dinin'room bein' small it was most seven o'clock when they got through eatin.' "Aunt Betsv staid with me to clear up some and I thought I never should get all the biscuits put away, for they 'most filled the pantrv. "For all there had bc.-n so many eaten, vet there was piles and piles left, and. as Aunt Betsy said, tbc\ wouldn't need to bake for a month to come. "It happened so that I diJn't go out much the week after the donation party, but, the second Sunday after, I started off good and early for church, and as 1 turned the corner by the parsonage, I sa\\ .onicthint tliat 'most took my breath away. Every one of them sharp-pointed pickets round the house and garden had a good biscuit stuck right atop of it! Yes, Miss Ilarwood, jest as sure as you live, there was Aunt Betsy's nice raised biscuits—I could tell hern bv the shape—and

Miss

Hull's rusks, and Miss Stile's soda biscuit, and every one ot 'em wasted in that shameful way "Well, I stood and looked—I hadn the strength to move—and pretty soon some of the ladies came along and jined me and there we all stood till the last bell began to ring, talkin' the matter over, and feelin' pretty mad lean tell vou. "Mr. Ornisbv had a good sermon that day. but I could hardly hear a word, mv mind was so full 'he biscuits. "Miss Ormsby wnrr't there, and as .non as the Inst"hymn *\:-*sun«r. he got up and said that he hat', a call troin a el.inch in the far West, i,d that he had made up his mind that it was his duty to accept it. He went on to say that he would like.to go that same week, and then, without so much astellin'us that he was sorry to leave us, or oflerin' to wait until we could get some one else, he gave the benediction and dismissed us. "I can tell you there was talk enough when w? got out that mornin', and some of the folks thought we ought to 'p'int a committee to ask Miss Ormsby about it, but brother Ralph said, 'No if they was goin,' let 'em go peaceable so they all agreed to say nothin' at all. "We heard afterward from little Johnny Mull, who was plavin' near the parnonage late on Saturday afternoon,1 .hat Mr. Ormsby he brought the biscuits out in a big basket, and then Miss Ormsby she helped hi*i to stick them on tlife pickets, and she laughed all the time as if it was a good joke. "I don't want to judge any body, but I never did think that woman was fit for a minister's wife, and I don't think so now. "Well, they moved off, bag tnd baggage, on Wednesday of that week, and we've never heard from Mr. Ormsby since, and I don't know as we want to, scein' he hurt our feelin's so, though we've never found as good a preacher as he was, and never will."

And this was Miss Melissa's story.— Mrs. E. T. CORIIF.TT, in Harper's Magazine for November.

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A child's pretty saying: "What will you be when vou grow up?" "A baker? then I can sel'l the bread to mamma cheaper."

AfriendofM.de Girardin describes him as "a man who rises every day at 4 o'clock to make enemies."

A Radical isd'scussing the political situation with a Conservative and cries: "But vou must admit, firstly, that we are in power. Well, now, leaving that—" "Precisely." replies the other, "just leave that—that's all we want you to do."

A man rushes into a stamp-office. "Quick postage stamp?" "Of what denomination, sir?" "The cheapest you have." "But where is the letter to go to?" "It isn't for any letter: I've cut my finger."

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Mine. de. Z. broke friends with the Comte de G., who endeavored to console himself as well as He might for the misfortune. She met him recently and with a bitterness she could not conceal, rallied him on it. "What she said "three desperate flirtations in one montll "What would vou he answered with a sigh. "I could get nothing of your denomination and so had to take small Change."

A country gentleman entertains his friends and at the close of the dinner

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"Now you mus't drink a glass of wine of my ewn making." They do so. '•Well, how is it "O," replies one of the guests, "I had had 6ome of it before." "Where?" "On the salad."

X. boasts that he is a mighty hunter before the Lord, but no one has ever seen kill anvthiug. Invited to make one of a hunting party, he accepts after long pressing, and at night returns, of course, with an empty bag. Pressed to explain he replies: "It has been just ilke this these last three'years. It is useless for me to go out hunting not a bird will, show itself. My renown precedes me everywhere."

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a reward of merit for his progress at school, with a handsome gun and allows the boy to make one of the hunting party. The ingenious youth espies a hare, •fires at it, but, horror of horrors! his father, who has stooped to pick up a bird, rises at the very moment right in the line of fire, and is peppered. The boy casts down his fowling-piece and bursts into an agony of tears. They console him by 1 epresenting that the author of his being fortunately wore buckskin breeches and escaped absolutely unharmed. "It is not that, sobs the heart-broken child "if he hadn't been there I,d have killed the hare!"

On the way home from the famous banquet of St. Mande three jovial Radicals enter a railway carriage where already is seated an artillery officer. He is taking back to Paris a saddle that he has placed a straddle on the arm of a scat facing hiin. The Radicals gc talking loudly of the tyranny of k: and feddral rights, and make asses of themselves generally. Suddenly oneot then, espies the saddle, and by way of. adding to the hilarity of the occasion makes as if he would' seat himself on it. "I beg your pardon," savs the officer, gravel "that saddle is mine. If you desire to avail yourself of it, get under it,"

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This time he cannot avoid calling his attention of the pioprietor to this singular occurrence. The proprietor, with a gracious smile, looks at the bill and anwers blandly: "That is easily explained, sir. The first two bills were wrong. This one is right, but we never make our customers pay for any mistakes we have made."

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Notice is hereby given thai by virtue of an order of the Vigo Circuit Court, the undersigned has been appointed administrator of the estate of David Hughes, late of this county, deceased.

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WILLIAM RAMME VS. OSCAK MCKENNY, ATTACHMENT MKFORI A.

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Centaur Liniment,

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wrapper, on the mules of my plantation, besides dozens ofthe fami:y Liniment for mv negroes. I want to purchase it at the wholesale price, and will thank you to hip me by Savannah steatneV, 011c gross if each kind, Messrs A. T. Stewart & 2o., will pav your bill on presentation." "Respectfully, JAM.XS DARROW.

The best patrons of this Liniment is Farriers and Veterinary Surgeons. heals Galls, Wounds and Poll-evil, removes Swellings, and is worth millions liars

to Farmers. Liverv-men-

growers, Sheep-raisers, and those having horses or cattle. What a Farrier cannot do for $20 the entaur Liniment will do at a trifling ost.

These Liniments are warranted by the roprietors, and a bottle will be given to liiny Farrier or Physician who desires to test them. Sold everywhere. ,i

Laboratory of J. IB. Rose Si Co., 46 DF.Y ST., NEW YORK.

Castoria.

It is a pleasant and perfect substitute, in all cases, for Castor Oil.

Cfi9toria is

the result of an old Physician's effort to produce, for his awn practice, an effective eat hartic.

pleasant to the taste and

free from griping. Dr. Samuel Pitcher, ofllyannis, Mass., succeeded in combining, without the use of alchohol, a purgative agent as pleasant to take as houey,

and which

possesses s»ll the desirable properties of Castor Oil. It is adapted to all ages, but is especially recommended to mothers as a reliable remedy for all disorders of the stomach and bowels of children. It Is certain, agreeable, absolutely harmless, and cheap. It should be used* for wind colic, sour stomach, worms, costivenees, croup Sic.. then children can have sleep and mothers may rest.

J. D. .'Lose & Co., of 46 Dey Street New York, are the sole preparers of Cas al^er Dr. Pitcher's recipe.

toria,

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