Terre Haute Weekly Gazette, Volume 7, Number 30, Terre Haute, Vigo County, 20 January 1876 — Page 7

Selected Sbarps.

How long will it take your swear-off to wear-otfT Bnggina tbioks that dynamite is a contraction for die aDy minute.

Why is it no crime to pick a chromo agent's pocket? Because h© has pictures.

Let friendship creep gently to a height. If it rush to It, it may soon run itself out of breath.

An author says that one of the uses of adversity is to draw us out. This is true—particularly at tbo knees and elbows.

The worst yet: Why is a marriage certilicatft liko an article the public can not do without? Because it is a noose paper.

Adancins master committed suicldtlie other dav. He schottis'ued his own head off.—[iJew York Commercial Advertiser.

The llothchilds could give $85 to every mau, womrn and child in the country. There, now, don't get excited it isn't certrin they will do it. "It doesn't take me long to make up my mind, I can tell you," said a conceited fop. "Its always so whore the stock of material to make up is sm ill," quietly remarked a young lady.

The saying that "there is more pleasure in giving than receiving," is supposed to apply chiefly to "Kicks, medicine and advice."

A murderer at Watertown, N. Y., wants to be hung with a brass baad playing around the scaffold. He wants everything as horrible as it can be.

An original neighbor of Rip Van Winkle was said to be so lazy that when he went to hoe corn he worked so slowly that the shade of his broadbrimmed hat killed the plants. "What si%3 do you wear, sir?" blind ly inquired tha hatter. "I think,' said the customer, "about—." Just then, in backing towards the mirror, be stepped on a piece of orange peel, and sat down -cul lenly—"about a cap siz-?, I think."

A wag one day asked his friend, "How many knaves do ydu suppose are in this street beside yourself?" "Besides myself?'' replied the other in a heat. "Do yau mean to insult me?" "Well, then," said the first, "how many do you reckon including yourself?"

Symthe was telling some friends about a wonderful parrot. "Wlt.v" said he, "that parrot cries stop thief so naturally that evory time I hoar it I always stop. Now, hang it, what are you laughing about."

Nursery Nousonse,

A pious Kantuckey mother punished her three children because they walked 5 miles to camp-meeting, and alter all catne home without "getting religion." "I thought you said your head ached five minutes ugo," said mother when George asked for more candy. "So it did," said George, "and I suppose does now, only I can't feel it."

When a sweet little child skips up carelessly and rests its molasses-be-smeared fingers on your casaimeres, it is well enough for you to remember that of such is the Kingdom of Heaven.

The Vermont waif who has been personating Charley Boss seems to be a remarkably precocious impostor. He will be in the Whisky Ring and have a front pew at church when he becomeB a man.

The Boston Transcript is opposed to trotting babies on their mothers' knees. The Nf-w Eugland infant may be shaken apart, but the Western baby just ikes it. He c^n stand it as long as the kneocan.. gotno day in the distant luture the little nigger in the barber-shop|who sileutly holds out his hand for ten cents for striking a man's nose Vritb his brush-broom, will be laid away to rest and oitnip planted to hide the spot.—[Detroit Free Press.

A schijol girl asked her teacher what was meant by "Mrs.Grundy.' The teacher replied that it meant the world." Some days afterward the teacher asked the geography class to which this little "bud of prom se" belonged. "What is a zont?" After some hesitation this little girl brightened up and replied: "1 know its a belt around Mrs. Grundy's waist.

"Miles Standish Adams!" yelled~a Boston mother, poking her head out of the window and addressing her eldest born, who was adjusting his fish-ing-tackle in the back yard. "Come right up stairs this instant and get readv for Sunday school!" Her voice probably failed to reach him, as a few minutes later she looked out again and yelled louder than before: Miles Standish Adams, don't you hear me? You ought to be ashamed of yourself to be olaving with those hooks and fh,£ on s5W" 'V' said Miles, going right on wittr his preparations. "Our bovs are going to celebrate tneir Centennial this week they've put uie down tor speaker, anu and I've got to have tUh three times a day, even if I never go to Heaven tor it." .....

Te c»t Pleasantries. A Yankee editor observing that "the censtfs embraces 17,000,000 women," asks, "Who wouldu't be a census?"

St. Joseph Herald: "The Maiden's Prayti" is offered in a standing position nowadays, on account of the pin»backB.

A been satirist of our society has described a typical youug l*«iy &s hiking at you with an expr&slon which saidf "Slap-your-face for:twocents."

"^1 fo^rV^'-^^^e to night It formettoou tier pillow fain

A nalo bright.

Atd »ent to bed. •r, ,• 1Q vVv a new-comer went up To one of the young ladies who weri sitting on laps, aud, inviting ber to dance the

next set from whose lap away when til© hIq revolver lit she had risen, pointed his revolver at the new-comer and said: granger, sot her back." elastic," replied a

You

Broadway clears to 'Umnose"some 1 in*to» inner to tbe Graphic. asked »or garters. i- I Mastlcks high-nosed people cull stuck It is said thai Ann Eliz

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ask for garters, ru

Susan's ears for saying ahe meaus stockings.'' She got ner garters.—[New Yarfc Telegram.

That was a shrewd girl, and not devoid of sense, either, who remarked, when other girls were making fun of her short skirts, and effected to be much shocked at tue exhibition thereof at a party: "If you'd only pull up your dresses about your necks where they ought to be, they'd be as short as mine!" She was not troubled any more. "Pears to me you've got a putty slfm fire, Miranda," said a spindling youth the other night as he sat in front of the fireplace by the side of a buzum young lady, who had no earthly use for him. "Yes" she said as she wickedly looked at the floor behind him "its about all you and the fire can do between you to get up a respeptable shadow." "Benjamin," shouted Mrs. Toodles to her husband, who was. going out of the gate, "bring me up 5 cents' •worth of snuff when you come." "Snufl?Mrs. Toodles, snuff?" he ejaculated, as he paused with his hand on the latoh "Xo, no Airs. Toodles, the times are too hard to admit of such extravagance you raus tickle your nose with a straw when you want to sneczo." "Evil Communications," etc.—

Mrs, Lyon Hunter's drawing room, during a lecture on "Woman's Rights." Modest youth (in a whisper fo young lady looking for a seat): "Er—excuse me. but do you bslieve in the equality of the sexes, Miss Wilhelmina?" Young lady: '•Most certainly I do. Mr. Jones." Modest youth "Haw! Ih that case, then, I needn't give you up my chair."

A young lady writes to the Womans Journal to nay that the pull-back rigging is not the proper plHce for a woman to cary her revolver, ns valuble time be loet in drawit. The writer adds: "I always carry mine in my pocket- My revolver is of medium size, carries No,22 cartridge and the cylinder has seven chambers. In 0!t-e of emergency I can easily slip my hand into my pocket and,if I chose, raise the hammer as soon Igrasp it, or while drawing it from my pocket. In tlii9 way no time is list."

A young man ia Oiathe, Kan., who is particular about his washing, the oilier day wrote a note to his washerwoman and one to his girl, and by a strange fatality, put the wrong address oil acli envelope and sent them of!'. The washerwoman was wpll pleased »t an invitation to take a ri-ie the next day, but when the youug lady read "If you muss up my shirt-boaoms, aud rub the buttons ott my collar any more as you did the last time, I will go somewhere else" she cried all the evening, and declares that she will never speak to him again.

A member of the California Legislature tias a bill for the establishment of whipping posts for the bene tit of wife-beaterw. This is the right move in the right direction. It is bard ou a gentleman to have to whip his wife while she is untied and cau squirm or to be obliged to improvise a whipping post out of a bedpost. A public post for this purpose would fin a need long and urgently felt, and we trust the praiseworthy example of this California person will be followed by some bsnefactor of his married fellow citizens in each and every Suite of this Uuiou.

Personal Paragraphs.

Augustus Evans, according to the Macon Telegraph, wants people to call it "In-fel-ee-ctee."

General James Packard, ex-Repiot seutative in Congress from Indiana, has been appointed an internal reve nuo agent.

Kate Field took a ride in a London cab and was sick for a week. 5- he says she can't see why an Atnericin should object tu a riila on a fence r. il.

Cassius M. Clay's letter announcing his candidature contains the following P. S "The inflationists seem to have gone uuder with Pendleton-"

Tbe death of James Gordon Bennat was recently announced in Paris, and several of the papers published more or less elaborate and correct obi uary notices.

At a recent dinner in the mountaius given to Don Carlos, the principal toast, Yiva King Charles VII!" was druuk standing. The King himself was drunk sitting.—[tJraphio.

Mr. Watterson, of the Louisville Courier-Journal, himself something ot a humorist, says be would rather be the author of one of Mr. Mediil's humorous paragraphs, than President

New York Graphic: "It is now proposed to offer tbe Centennial laure ate's post to Mrs. Sarah J. Hale, tbe author of our native poem beginning "Mary had a little ram whose tleas were white as snow."

When ElwarJ Eggl'ston taught school in Indiana, lie divide.l Posey county into four parts, "civilized tribes," -'Yahoos," "mungeroons and "unexplored regions." "Lickiu and 1 irnin'" was his motto.

At a fashionable wedding in Washington, a few days aijo, the Bus sian Minister and his wife were pre ceded by a chasseur, who stood bo fore them during the entire ceremony with a drawn sword glittering in tbf gaslight. Madame wore a b|ack silk skirt aad a brown silk overskirt, and a seal skin sacque, th6ugh every body else was in full dress, aud the wedding was a house affuir.

In his speech at the lata supper of the New Englan^'ers, Gen. Sberrr.an said: "The country is free the uenroes shackles are broken tbe Chinaman a man and a brother in theory we are all equal but in ieality the New England born are as much superior to us as the Bunker Hill" monument is to a common grave-stone." Is Sherman a confounded fool, after all

Col. and Mrs. Fred Grant will proba bly always make their homes with the parents of the former, Mrs. Grant so tenderly attached to her eldest son that any separation from him is painful to her, and in return Col. Grant manifests towards his mother a dev. tion in which the chivalry of a lover is mingled with filial respect. Mrs. Fred Grant holds the place of a m.uch-loved daughter in the affection of her husband's parents. Her winning manner and beauty of person Uave made h'very popular in Washington.—Wash

Eliza didn't

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write her book, but she told a York man all about it and smoothed down her apron aud added "Giv old Brig—give him 250 pages."

Srtliodox Oddities, Camming, of London, in bis

Dr.

New Year sermon, quoted Mr. Moody as authority for the belief that tbe millennium "must come" during tbe year 1876.

Tbe French seem to be afflicted with an undue haste to get Marie Antoinette canonized, when Joan of Arc has not yet been pulled through. First come, "first served, your saintsbips. "Why don't men swear when they are alone?" asks Talmage. Did Mr. Talmage ever lay around the lence corners and see a lone farmer pick up a bumble-bee? What did that-farmer say?

Btrber shops id Jersey City are closed now on Sundays, and the ever-recuring text «f Brother Moody, "What shall I do to be saved!" comes npon the people with peculiar force on each Sabbath day.

Speaking of a protracted meeting in one of the Baptist churches in North Missouri, the local paper says: "Tbe meetings were well attended, biit o\vin« to the cold weather there were few additions to the churc!-:."

The late Rev. Daniel Isaac was both a great wag and a great smoker. "Ha! there you are," cried a lady, who susprised him one day witb a pipn in his month, "at your idol again!" "Yes ma'am," replied he coolly, burniug it."

The defaulting Treasurer of Buffalo belonged to fifteen charitable and religious associations. He stole $250,000, or about $20,000 lor each association, making proper allowances for leakage' and moral waste. Tweed stole fifty time3 as much belonged to no religious body.

Henry C. Bowin did not purchase a itting in the recent sale of Plymouth Church pews. His still, small voice ith £500 or $400 at tbe end of it was nxiously awaited, but it came nt We lear it has been frozen up soineliere iu the Northern Pacific region.

"How is it," asked Bishop WilberJ force of one of his Roman Catholic serant girls, "that you can feel so kindly toward me when you believe that I shall certainly be lost?" "Oh, no said she. "But hov can I he 'saved," persisted tbe Bishop, "when yonr church teaches that there is no solvation for those out of its pale?" "You ill bo saved through your invincible hignorance," was the reply.

THE (iRANGE.

Joseph Gilbert, Master, Terre Haute. H, Li. Scott, Secretary, Terre Haute. J. H. Douhacn, Purchasing Agent, 'ihe Council mee's on ihe first Batun'ay of each month, at 10 o'clock A. M., tu Dowling Hall.

TtieCouucil is composed of twenty-seven subordinate Grangte, is represented by ono delegate for each twelve members, and wasorganized on the 3d day of March, 1871.

Honey Creeli Grange .Xo. 1.—f. Crandle, Master David Pugh, Secretary. Terre Haute. delegates.

Rnral No. 2.—Joseph Gilbert, Master Mrs. Jos. Gilbert, See. Terre Haute (J del-

Prairie Creek No. 504—J. Ward, Master W. Beauehamp, Secretary. Praiiieion delegates. Union No. 925—

Prtire No. 1,553-H. E. Bently, Master C. Mcfborson.sec Prairletoyi 2 tleleca'es. Atherton No. Geo. Walker, Master

N. WalKer. Sec. Athorton 2 delegates Cory No. l,o4i w. J. Witty, Master: J. S. Dunham, Sec. Terre Haute 3 delfgates.

Center (Vigo) No. 1,94—J. Wallace, Master F.Christy, Sec. Riley 3 delegates. Center (Clay) No. 1.&I8—John Burns, Mas ter: T. J. Fires. Sec. Coffin 2deleentes

Vigo No. 1.747—George Payne, Masic:— "wis 3 delegates. Jnlon. 111., No. 830—J. Dawson, Master A. Duuia Sec. Terre Haate

Wabash,ill., No. 802—H. H.Irwin. Mastei R. Smith, Sec Terre Haute 3 delegates..',.-

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Ring, Sec. Pimento 2 delegates Wabash Valley No. 1,058—A Xuoppe. Master J. Homer, Secretary. PralrleUiti

West Vigo No. 1,047—H. Bioom, Master W. J. Cuslc. Sec. Nelson delegates. Plerson No. 1,097—T. .1. Payne, Master

B. Tryon. Sec. Pimento 3 delegates. Lo- t. Creek ^0. S. E. CouUrin,' Maser: H. /. i-u torsou, Sec. Seeleyville 5 doleK"tes.

O. K. i'o. 1,H1—J. B. Bailey, Mast- Win Ba!!y,Nee,. Pralrieton 4 delegates. ,'-r Oreek fo 1,8—1 K. waits, Mas ter: .f. Ort'n, Sacreta^y. Ellsworth 5 del euates. "jRlle./ No. 1,255—J. Neat, Master J. Al Grlil, Sec. Rtiey 2 delegates.'

South Vigo No. 1,899—Win. Bell, Mas er J. B- Caslda, Sec. Terre Haute 3 dole gates.

Sanliey No. l,2(J8-j. J. .Furrell, Mus'er B. F. Bedlom, Sec. Terre Haute 5delt gates

Eureka No. 1.3S3—Levi Boyle. Master W. Randolph. *-ec. Pimento 3 delegates. Plymouth No. 1,512— E. M. Rector, Master W. Moivhead, Sec, Terre Ilaute 3 delegates.

Marion No. 1,420—Alex Rowln, Master Mewhinney/Sec. Terre Haute tl delegates.

New Goshen No. 1.5S2—Daniel Bnrbnrir. Master I. M. Baiker, Secretary. New Goshen 3 delegates.

Nevina.No 1,602—a. W. McClintock, Master J. W. McCllntock, Sec. Fountaiu 2 delegates.

West Liberty No. 1.658—W. T. Pettinger, Master Dan'l Ha well, Sec. .Liberty vllle 3 delegates.

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Spermatorrhcsa, Sexual Debility and Impotency, aa the ramlt-of Self-abnas in youth, aamalaxMaati in matanr yeari, or other oanaea, and which mlminM of the following effeett: nerronnhu, eeminal amiukns, d«MHtr, dlmneu .f defttJtira memory, pimples «nthe Ihoa, physical deeaj, averabm lo aodity fem»l«., coiifnaloa ofideaa loea of eexnal power, etc., rtnderinf marrian Improper or unhappy, art p«nn»o«ntI ourrd. Famphlet (S6 nagoaV rcUtinc to tae a bore, sent in sealed eaToopw, for tiropo«t»K« tUmM. Coiwultotioa at «®c« or free, an41o*ltd,a friendl? talk or his opIntoa oosU nothlnf.

When it is inconrenleat to Tltit the city for treatment, nwidneoaa beeentbr exnreas or mall ererrwhere. Comble caeee cnaraoteed, where doubt exlrte it la frankly Ofltee

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Dr. Whittier Srill coatiaoes to treat old long standing and serene rn, ri VENERAL DISEASES, aad cases of SEMINAL^^^lONS^d IMPOTEMCV. The Doctor is now occnpied with cases which have not met wMi a one In other harids—docsnot court simple and'common cases. No matter wao »wre filled, state yonr case call or write. Fasmhlet cSeS?Sd A reeoUr eradaate ox Uutc jwieoicai v»oueiQi the longest located la one place of awy doctsr in America Hecarea many cases girea(Ugtgf THOROUGHNESS af cures, SAFETY^of^the medidaes used and &ir charges ha»ehro«rit nim patients from every State. Office and address, 617 St Charles Street, St. Louis. Mo.

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V,'c the r"ificrsi»netl, br.ving kccti ono of Ynndt's Patent Drains rexnove a •wie'iiflnfl of watar. on Hoyt strret, in this city, do cheerfully retorar.iei it iu11" ikthohs who have wet cellars, or are troubled with ponds nr n-pt liiuN iii doulllhatisclaiiiied forit lV.i'..vfKi.SC.\', HENRY GOLDTHWAIT, J.^ OR1TFITH,

J. 1). ROSS, LYMAN CASE,

V. 1 I?A?KTt, F. MORTON. of Hbf.v.' (lriiins put down on the premises of J. P. Frenzel, s' National Bank, of this city, and in less than i?fj3iiUT of tlit? Mercbitnts' j.-"C rr-n-g 32£5.«1 r.'r fi'.lot"

'•'•vj-.-.r Drained the Cellar 0 r-n ,u cn mi oi w».fr. No better investment can be made of idle '•«T'lV .'W ••••iktu.f territory with this Drain. A good, enercetlc Agent v.Tiit' ii i' t-v r\ eitv inidcmuty, to whom a liberal commission will be irni.i V.»•-.-. Ccwav. Tow.iPhlp or Farm Rights for sale. Personal property 01 itai «t*l3 Ukj.s'in cids fur ter.itory. Address 2 J. H. YU2TDT, Indianapolis, Ind.

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IiARGr DISCOUNT FOli CASH. We nlso s»ntl MACHINE ON TR ^.Ii to any pirt of the Mo,-t bu-( t. 1 ••osr.s nothing to try the Home Machine, as we pay ail the expenses, if

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Method of Draining Farms!

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Swamps, Ponds & Low Lands.

It nisjJts tha Jas4 wbero it stands, Bavins miles of He drains kcopn tli« water from cutting up yonr ingfcways, Oi.* flooding yonr ncighlwr's, and is os fa* to tile drains ns tho railroad is to tbe common waffon.

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THIS MEDICINES PRESCRIBED B.Y PHYSICIANS FORTHE CU'RE Or INDIGESTION .CONSTIPATION .DYSPEPSIA,, HEADACHE PILES.FTMALE.CHILDREN. BLADDER STOMACH.KIDNEY LIVER & BLOOD DISEASES:",LOSS OF APPETITE & GENERAL PROSTRATION OF THE NERVOUS SYSTEM

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ture tried in vain everv known remedy, bm found a simple self-cure, which he will send free to his fellow-sufferers. Adc^ws, J. H. REEVES. 78 Nassau St., New Yoi*.

Married Ladies £?ede^d7e«w for confidential circular, oi great value. Dr. H. G. KARR, 6 E. Washington St., Indianapolis, Ind.

THE NEW KKMKJ* FOB BVPTUKK A m»sl Important 7nwn::m. Sold by Th* Elastic Truss Co., No. CS3 Broadway, N. City. It retains Rupture absolutely ir ease and com'ort, night asd day, stall times, putt under all circumstance*, without any exception whateverln any case, aud should never be taken ofi during tho short time requisite to eiJect a permanent cure, Sent by mall. Circulars free. Any Druggist or hysldan will order this new Trui» for you wltliout charge.

Gtetaeitfs to Marriage. Hnpi7 tor VonaKflen fro ue effects of Km-.re and A ba&tn in early life. Manhood re«uir«*l. Impediments tJ Marriage removwi. Nt motl.od ot Ureairaent. New aud rt-Kiarkatiie rsnioclies. Books and Circular- H«ni. .'roe, in xealod envelopes.

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Dyspepsia I Dysp epsia! That hydra-headed disorder, with its sad Depreasson ol" Spirits, Hi Ok Headache. Sour Stomach, Scaldlug Eructations, Oppressive Fullness, Loss of Appetite, Wan, Wasted Appearance, and Nervous Debility, all Indicating Imperfect digestion un asimllatlon of food, and thereby lack of of nutrition, so necesrary to the nupport of the body, can be effectually cured by the use of HOOFLAND'S OERMAN BITTERS, the favorite prescription of that Eminent German Physician, Christopher W. lloofland, of Langan-Satza, Germany, the etBcacy ot which won for him many niarka of distinction by the ciowned heads and nobility of Europe. It tones the stomach to healthy, ntiioti, regulates the bowels, arouses the torpid liver, promotes natural perspiration, invigorates the nerves, and restores all tho functions of Nature to vigorous health. The «Cicacy ot this remedy isdaily acknowledged by the subjects ot Its treatment, who now onjoy robust, 'glowing health.

HOOFLAND'S PODUPHYLLIN TILLS are recommendftl when .a brisk purgative Is required. They operate thoroughly without oriping. They are th»beat AntiBilious Pills extant.

JOHNSTON, HOLLO WAY & CO., Proprietors, Philadelphia. 'Sold by all Druggists.

1 Card to the Suffering.Jhe writer will cheerfully send, free of cnariie, to all who desiroit. asimple rfiean for tlke«care of Nervous Iebility, Premature. Decay, Seminal Weaw.ne.ss, and all forms of ^ervorcs Affeotiuns. He hopes every mflerer will try this remedy, as It will cost him nothing, ana may prove an Inestimable boon. Parties wishing. It will please address,

I)». CHAS. P. MARSHALL, 64 Niagara Street, Buil'alo, N,. Y.

p. 8.—Persons suOerlug with In Ipient Consumption, Cat«rrh, Bronchitis, or any throat or lung affection, will find tnis a surecure.

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