Terre-Haute Journal, Volume 6, Number 35, Terre Haute, Vigo County, 26 May 1854 — Page 1

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THE TEHRB-IIAUTK iUliRSAL, is riorrw *«o roiMMto i«uf raipar, WILLIAM

MOORE

ASD W« E.

irt paid, except at th« aptlaa

MrLEAN.

Near Newtown tfwalt damsel fair, With raay ehseks aod dark brown balr» Aa4 imr IMT tl««4 tliMrtjr rtntk, Tbe saly N« of Rath, S Tha maldan'* UIM It was KaxUJi,

Tha yootb waa calM Jarmitabt A prattler pair WM aevar «««a la all them parts where I has bees. Now Jeremiah, yaaag and »ljr, On IWMI K»xlah kept an eye At laat h» thought It beat—skya ha,

I wonder If alte won Id bare ma 7" Tbaa Jrranilah, In bla beat, To put Ketlab t* th« teat, KJfkt down b* goaa, elean ablrt and shoes, To ae« KeaiaJi bow aba daa*. 2,m\ah sot to bam alont, A woud'rlaj lie re the btmwj was gone Whan Jeremiah walked right in. And frightened bar so, It was ala. 11a took a coat close by the tei*d*r, A great way off, and right behind ber flsya aha, yoa'd better draw yonr chair Cloaa to tbe Are, you're fra*.xla' there "I ain't prrttcular," Jerry wild, Bat felt eonfoaot), and hang hi* bead.

Oh, Jrrntntah, wbat'a tbe new* 7 1'ray telf maaomethlug to ameaei" I hain't beard not'ilu' new of late, *C«pt Jeoitoy Ifawkfna broke oar gato. Onr »|ieciled cow ha» get a ealfj" Than Jerry ga*e Chuck tin' laugh.

there they not, aa mam «a hrloka, White Jerry whittled up two alieke At laat Keslah did conclu le Tlist Jerry 'a conduct was loo rod*. flh* aereartiad right oot--"Oh let me go! How, Jerry, ean yoo treat ine ao?'* Ifp atarled J^rry In a fright. And atarod al ber with all bla might. "1 sla*l a totichlii' y#«!" be cried!

Well, ain't yon got 11' to, then?" eh« algho4. Then JeMftlffeb t(Hfc the jok#, And laughed till he did almost choke. Next Sunday In tho nboreh was read That Jeremiah meant to WM! Krilali bludied a* rod aa fire, A atole a leok at Jeremiah. A boat vine men the, or a lootlo after, Hw«wt Kvilali, ahe had a darUrf Thin child

a po)iiieoeoonHnico point of view. Her* it the city ot Toledo. It hes at least 2000 dogs li cost* including the damfege they Jo, at teut 940 each annually. Bui sup. pace there ie 1OQQ dog* and em 9?$ each, fheir support on .such an estimate oo«t ¥6,000, a turn sufficient to support alt the Soboois 01 Luuas County. It may be said doge are supported by whet would be otherwise thrown away, and ihervfon*, no IOM ie incurred. Not aa, for lb# same re* fuse might be thrown to tbe bogs tad contribute to tbe suppoit of 1 family.

We hare tried many experiments at keeptng dogs, and we are forced to tbe oonciuMOO that they are not profitable slock. Our i)pH e*jerttornt waa in ihe watch dog tpeoiee. A clerk of our* was very aotteitous to obtain a very choice oat and he did so In a day or two. having occasion to leave bi«n abut up in a Counting Room with a set of books, in making tons attempts to jump through the window, he disfigutod and tore a down pages of a Ledger. U« waa tbe worst Book keeper w« ever had^t our employment, and we have bad fonts of tbe worst ever heard of, Our n«t exporlOMMit resulted no better. At coe*i dor able oost wo brought tome choice vinos and ehwbs trow a long dtaanoo, but puppy bit them •ff. dug them up and destroyed tb«m. He waa tbe worst gardener we ev«r saw, and we have soon some very stupid one*. Our next puppy wet a preaent, and we had to keep kii» and pet him of course, but bo was a puppy. Ue yelped aftor everybody, and bit at everybody** heels. At last he fright •nod a bone and caused tfes breaking of a of ahaftt, We eo«ld nevet pair wine in 00r aaind whether the drunkoaneaa of tho drivoi or tbe unearthly yelpmg of the inatgnidoant o«tr was tho cause, but as we were dunned, once a week far two or three paontbs far damage*, we at U*t wneaatrvJ pbd paid far the shafts. After this expertBttnt we again cobtwtned to bave tho «t* porioMM tiiedv This time tbe dutiea of nmpey wtre fuHy defined. He waa expected to keep off aH intruder*, and protect our pig*, sheep. &a. After throttftttg a csK and biting off eereral ho|«'»*f«, be at l«a« bilWd a valuable lamb. ,W« thought bu& very poor abopberJ.

Aftor trying au kinds,

Ttrmtnf fUtcriptU* "If aver I marry," eaid Bertha Drake— Per six i*o**hs. {and Bertha patted her Imle foot on the floor •''fr'0-1*a»etta..... 2,n0jm(fj eipre#»ire!y as ahe spoke—' if ever I After theasplrailaw of th« r«»r............ ajSOi .l. /. Jy ... If HU.a roceipl «f lb* Anil I"1^',"he «P«el®d, 'my husband will

IT ffa pip«r U*£onii»a«d «»UI illirrftruft* Jt,, htm to do.

ih« proprietary

Ttrmt *tJ»eriUlay.

OitS^nrRtkMcviwIn.., .#...fl,O0 E«h aiWUieaal fasarliea per ttqaare........ Si Z7* Liberal dtacoaat mad* to jearlj aivertU«f a.

YA*KBR 90*G.

ALL IHCT Lor*, »rr —At »c«Un•l«. I» PfcllarWeSla, tli* Pilgrim Aeelveraary, wmg, nmil On lit van, was ceiled up0* for original Maf. If* cswplUd, la miss«r ««4 fcrM Mia*tog," lk livjren •»/, »ol id«| lt« eeartahlp, mtrritfii, ud coa**ijs«ttefM of the m*rrii|»f«fi«rMWi Higgles sad Kaslsh 8prifgla«:

plmtard the tend»r mother,

That In one year aba hail another Prow Ibo Tetedu BIade. Uoga. VV« wtr« requested 11 few dry* nine® by '"•SB*1'

fflu've his diitroM IVrceiving

rsthor hungry looking dog in ftttAndano*. ws sikotl htm if lie had (he impudence to ««k oharily for (he curt In very digtii fled manner he Imiinato I to ui lhai we h*d botlor mind iur own buanioi», and he would lako care of his own dog*. Miaan* lhro|Mos, monotnatiiaes, and beggars it is tru« aotneiimos find aynpalhiee only Irom tluiub animals, nficr liioy have severed th0ui*«lvtfs Irom all human ssioeintkms Hyron 011 his dog'« lumbstone at Ntwtead, thua 0) nically apoaks of friends: "I nerpr liwt tit (1110, itnd hen be

Remtrtuble fn«t«ritmi afe glvpn of olnine inatmcl. Hometnnea human life has been saved by ih» dog* fll«lity. Ilm we must oonfoss wheti w« see a beggar with a dog at his hecta, our indignation is somewhat aroused at ihe insoienoe of the fellow.

We have sometimo*

001

.stdered dogs in

mn qtaolt.

Aa-l^reC liw *«»»«,*

wo w«r» lamed to tbe oosMtloaiod ibtl Atjf Made wretched boot ke»j»ors% poor garden•m and sometimes wort-I^a sbefherds We worn fotoedio tbe eondu«i«a that dogs wero good far nothing uaiwss was to make oaa*ag**»and without t*e«ng swayed by prejndioe. »e must soy that we preler even that ^ur^ow*.

Lbufe Dale's Experiment. st M*m e. mm***

But Hills more was said by the girii Berths Drake rattled away in her usual happy style but Lizzie waa thoughtful, and ere long they separated.

It was but a few evening* Utter, that Summer Dean called to see Lizzie. He had come to arrange for their marraige.

Stop,' said Lizzie, after some nf the pre liminahes had been arranged. She looked sober and stern—a most strange look for her. 'Stop, there are some things that have never spoken to you about.'

Ah,' uttered Summer, with an expression of surpriae. Yes,' returned Lizzie, with

Summer expeoted to have aoen a dark looking frown upon Lizzie** face but he waa surprised to see in the stead thereof a bright, joyous, beaming, half-rogutah smile.

I tried my experiment," ahe cried, as ahe laid a hand upon her lover's shoulder, "and am happy in my success. 1 knew you loved your social oinb meetings, for I have oAea heard you apeak of tba intelleotual treats you there reoeivod nod whatever may be the real oharaoter of smoking. I knew that it was a favorite ^abit with you. If you had promised In giv» theao up to please me, I should have thought that yon had not that manly independence that bened man.

lottga to a noWe-boa I should

Skimmer Dtae waa a proud and happy man, and at that moment he took a silent pledge, hut one deep in his heart, that he would never do a thing that, would make Ltarft onhanpy.

Uttta ana Bertha had Wen married nearly a year. One pWasant winter evening Summer Dean and his wifa cafted at the dwelling of Henry Wih!#r. They entered and found Bertha all alone. ••Where is flenryf" asked alo laid off ber things.

Perbape he will,' returned Lizzie Oslo, wiih a quiet smile "because you would not of course want him

do anything to whiob

he was really opposed.' •I'll lell you what,' returned Berths, with real determination, 'in the first place he shall leave off smoking. O. I do so abominate Ibst filthy tobacco I He mast promise this. Then there are his club meetings: He goes there once a week, and spends half hi* time there*—hi* •Literary Club/ he calls H. —but it's only for tbs purpose of smoking tobacco, and telling stories, that be goes there. He must put a stop to that too. In short be will go where I go.'

Littie Dale smiled. W* *1 am in earnest, Lizzie,' continued Ber* tba, 'and let me adviso you to try some experiment. You, I suppose will be married as eoon as myaelf. Now, Mr. Summer Dean smokes and goes to tbe club too and if I'm not mistaken, he will want to go to the theatre once in a while without yon. You'd better put our foot down before you are married.' And again Bertha's foot came down to give strength to ber meaning.

For some moments Lizzie Dale remained silent, She was a loving young girl, with a soft countenance, light brown hair, and large Instrona blue eyes. She did not look as though she could have faced a very heavy difficulty, but gradually there stole over ber sunny countenance a sort of determined expression, and with a masning look, she said •Berths. I shall try the experiment •Good 1' exclaimed IWtha, clapping her hsnda. "O, how wo will teaoh them

slight ire

mor, 'you know I dislike the smeli of tobacco.' I was not aware of it, L:z*ie you have never mentioned it.' vf

Because it was not my place but as we are to be married, Ihe eaoe is altered* You must promise me that you will leaving oil" smoking.'

Now, Lizzie Dale was what ihe world would oall rich, while

young

Doan had only

an open profession, with a bare competency. Perhaps the young man thought of thi«. •Wnat else is there T' he at length a«ke l. •You belong to one of the city clubs.' a* •Yes.' •And you amoke there and tell stories.' •Sometimes.' "•fi •Then you mdd promue me that yoii wilt go to the club no more aftor we are married and you must promise me. too. not to go to theatre without I go, too •Are you in earnest now, Lzsiet'

•Certainly I am,' said Lizzie. 'Lizzie, I fear you do not rightly understand me. I have souglit you Tor my wife beoauoe I believed you to be a pure-minded, loving, virtuous girl. I love you with my whole soul, and I can give you a whole generous heart, an honest name, and an untarnished honor. If you become my wife it shall be my highest aim to make you happy but If light whims are to bo aet down at matter* of grave moment, and if pledges of future conduct art to bo given, for in no way oan yon sooner injure a husband than to distrust him. AU nmtommlit things I will do to make you happy, but I cannot promise you one thing you have Just required Do not think me obstinate, but should lose sight of my own just pride were I to taka the pledges you have just named."

have thought that, far the slfte of ooaeiliat- strut* and complicated subjects, is well tog. you would deceive me. No, no, Summer, seek just such enjoyments as your own good judgment shall tell you are right, and fur not that I shall had fault."

••Ha has gone to Ms dub,** returned Bertha, in low tone-

"Then you remain here a&d I wflffolHd hHng him home.** satd Mr. Dean to his wifa„ "Now. that weahave come, we muet have his company."* As SuaMSt? apofce he left the apartment. ••An, Bertha,****!*! Ux^eJua balf playful M*e, **l themfht jon were g»i«f te pstt a slop to thi*.*

Bertha'U ey«a ASed with MN an aha aatd. -lie did premsaa mm* h«t he deeetved me. And last smell fihhy tohaoco amoke this room, toow" I 1 W new trasfed

•*0(#fs« M«r tgmt limP* oak** its alow meaamg tone, f|H| k»s manly KOMF KM WW!" •"Whv^whai do you m*«%Liiwr

I wu aok jwi if jpw ever trusted

"j Henry as a loving wife should trust a fond hatband? Did you ever give htm to know that you bid Ibe fullest confidence in his t»tw && t&pmm-i

you

m_-

At that moment the two husbands entered ihe apartment. Henry Wilder looked at his wife nnd found her in tears. A bitter curl half curled about his lips, but the presence of his friends arodied him to a sense of propriety, and he a«ked: "Are you not well, Bertha?" The fair wife returned her husband's took, and placing her arm around hi* neck, she imprinted a trembling kiss upon his lips. Henry Wilder was puzzled, but it was Ihe happiest puzzle that ever fell from his thoughts. The evening passed on. and Bertha grew bright and sparkling in her wit, while her husband seemed bending beneath the weight of her new found joy.

Months rolled on. and Bertha was a happy wife she found in Henry a truly noble and kind husband. The longer ahe lived, the more reason she had to bless the time when she first tried 'Ltzzts DALE'S BxrKaiMcrr.'

.A Mysterious Personage. A Baltimore correspondent of the New York papers, gives the following account of a singular pereonage near that oity, which reminds one of Lincuin Fidelieus, Washington Irving'a "Little Man in Black."

Hia residence is in the country but a few miles from the city. HJ has lived tho life almost of a hermit, seldom appearing outside the walla of his tenement except when called out on apeoisl occasions. Tnere is a marked singularity in tiis dress, general appearance aud manner. Though upon the turning point of fiuy he has remained bachelor. Humble in his profession, being a mimple repairer of clocks, he is proud, and looks down with contempt on those ol wealth and higher rank. He is lord of his caotle, and inhabits it tolmi—has no friends nor companiona, and desires none. Eschews women, and considers them a source of innumerable vexations. VYeaith to his philosophy is an absorbing evil, and mon ey in any shape, except so far as it oontrib.

utes to higher enjoyments as mere dross This singular person has existed in the locality and the same hut lor ma my years, and still his nearest neighbors know him not- He spends only so much of his time at physical labor, (mending clocks) as will supply a plain scanty living, and other requisite mental enjoyments,He visits Baltimore about twelve times year on foot, ao ajranging ia point of time that his entrance and exit are made in the night. ilia psssion is books and mental culture. Though in seeming poverty, be has a well selected library of several hundred volumes containing ail the classics, besides other w.»rks. His visits to Baltimore are generally ol a literary character always bringing away with him, books of a rare quality. To see him, the beholder would suppose he belonged to the ignorant and unlettered divis

honorf" ••Certainly fiave.** returned Bentiar k' **Then,M said Lizzie. "Henry has also deceived me, for I always thought him a really kind-hearted man ••But you see how kind fie i«,'# otlerea the afflicted wife. "He promised, before we upon the features of all, as they in were married, that be would cut the club aad to!us, gazed upon the enchanting seen and quit smoking.** promenadel ••Did Henry make these promises freely!" I Among the crowd shone conspicuous ."He made tbem." three poumpous specimens of monarchy. "That may be, bul ibe^'were forced, were! whose stiflf cravats, straight buttoned surtbey not?" V* touts, and military air, indicated their pro-

Bertha was silent. fes»ion, who bore on their frontispiece the "Then, when he fell back afti^'Ailf^j Royal Coat of Arms, and telling that they you were petulant and perhaps accused him wore it by permission of Her Majesty, of deceiving yon? Let me tell you the ex periment I tried before I was married—vou know I promised to try one." And Lizzie related what the reader already knows., "And ever since my marriage I have pursued the same course. My husband knows I place entire confidence in hitn—seeking only to make him happy —the consequence ia, be anticipate*

in the works of love and

good will. He s^petime* drops into the club room, but he never remains late. This evening he asked me if I had any other engagement for him I told him I thought of visiting you, but would put it off if he wished to go to his club. But he would not think of his club a moment, when I had an engagement for him like this. Ah, Bertha, you know nol what a jewel you may be crushing in the heart of your husband. Trust him. Bertha. Make him feel that you honor and respect him. Hark!—here they bome. For Henry's sake for your own sake, fry my experiment

•ton ^f humsnity. to this however, tne few I notbi,,-

who have been fortunate enough to make his

.. ,o .e|| .«„«! io Ih. Mieoc*., .coon:.

pluktd '«»«'"«.

ently, freely and sensibly upon the m««n ab

nmuA

^^?TiaLiSrjaman!^htfT, 1^0! ®n

morality. BRa

d^sa

"V**! I rtna

consider htm a poor mendicant, and fael ioefened toexwnd to him the hand of chsrily. Vet he kt avraiiaed to be cowfartable in the srotld'e menns. and in #Hat appertains to It i« lot prop* er to a»eniioa Ma *«tne

Cinght a Tartar.

We found ourselves a few days since, on board the floating palace, the 'Burlington, commanded by that prince

ofosptaint

Armyl Maybe, stranger, you haint travelled in these parts much- Army! Why, did you ever hear Pittsburgh, of Saratoga, of Bunker Hill, of Bennington, of New Orleana, of Yorktown, and some other suoh interesting places to you British? Well, the blood of ttie John Bulls that manured them places has raised a mighty tail lot of regular Long-Tome—every house in these parts is a barrack, eve.ry man woman and obild ia an enlisted soldier and at the first growl of your Lion are'd be down upon him like a chain of thunderbolts. You wouldn't be

io our

you afoot of

acquaintance have found themselves mis- Oregon. We'd sweep you ao dean from taken.- Contrary to all expectation be the earth that the devil would proved a scholar of complete finish versed,

0e*er

mih. ojwio ihomigsly. .nd m.«,, „),« „r Uln. Gr..k, Pnut,.8m«, !?'I•" 3p.m,h. otl« l,n^a*gt«. H» L,r

toww!

Cap

tain Sheoman. gliding over the waters of tbe beautiful Champlain. The day was delightful, and tbe passengers had sought the promenade deck to enjoy tbe attractive scene. Good humor and delight shone groups

Queen Victoria With majesty in their mein, and a lordly contempt for the dwel lers in pumpktn land upon their royal brows they paced the deck in evident satisfaction with themselves, and with an occasional glance of condescending pity upon the Yankee natives about them At length their eyes lit upon one of those queer specimens of New England production frequently set from every feature of Whose face spoke the Yankee. He was a lank six footer, with a sauntering air, his hands thrust in the pocets of his coat, his cap set on the back of bis head, and with supreme indifference to all about him. was lazily pacing back and forth before the British officers, whistling Yankee Doodte. He chanced to wear upon the front-piece ol his cap stamped in leather, the American Eigle, with some appropriate motto. Taking advantage of this, and wishing to have a little sport at his expense, one of the representatives of royalty accosted him with— •Well, my friend, I see yod"Wear tho eagle I suppose you belong to the army.' •Not exactly,'replied the Yankee, touching his cap, a la made de mililaire, 'but 1 have tbe pleasure of informing you that I hold a lieutenant's commission, in the 2i Company of the 13th Regiment of infantry, in the Stale of Connecticut.' 'indeed,' said the officer, 'Is that tlift regiment in whioh they u»e pumpkin vines for trumpets and bean-poles for muskets?' 'Look here, Mr. John Bull,' said Johna* than, 'if that's your game, you've woke up the wrong -passenger. May be pumpkinvines and bean poles, would do to thrash the impudence and starch out of you bullheaded beef eaters but on a pinch we can muster a few ofihetn same old muskets arid Lonjr-Torni with which that pumpkin-eat-ing Yankee McD»nnough once made your

turkey oock Downie, pull down the British flag on this lrng.poud of ours, and blubber for quarter. You've hearn tell of that bit of a spree, bnint ye?'

This home thrust evidently disturbed the officer, aud by this time the passengers had gathered about them. But rallying agaiu he said 'That wasrathor an unfortunate affair for us. But what do you think would be the result of a war now 'What do 1 think replied Jonathan 'why I think we oould lick you like all n.' •You think so?' 'Wouldn't we, though! By the time we got through with you, there would't be enough left to make a grease spot. We'd use you up, run you out, excommunicate you, 'radicate ynu. I tell you what, stranger, if you don't want lo wake up and find your oake dough* you had better keep that lion mighty quiet.1 •But you don't imagine you could take Quebec?'

Take Quebec? Why we'd walk in that

Gibralter of yours, and put up the Eagle on your flag, some morning between sunrise and breakfjist just to sharpen our appotiles.' ii '-v-' *WeH, you seem very oonfiJent of your %trength Where is your army to do all this!'

hands. We wouldo leave

|rom New Brunswick to

beable to And m»re than balf of you.'

At lest the olBcer wtd:

i_ 'Well my friend, I do not pretend to be Pfr**. J,"* much acquainted with your military raaourhistory of past and events He de-

lights psnroutariy Oriental literature, and i. ,,

r,'\tin-| lhm.^tJ,

hee1, iod h€ wHh

Dra«*Tcar.-~r»# fallnwing teadmonlnl f•la insure aucceas. First do year aaey be wttereat ear citxcensat ihiei^"** castomers^wiahes to be

•MSI we aaM to be to a««a» axteot parvaIPn» Receipt.—Ten worst case of h»i MSWWIy Md Itt flM* ll -Akt-l* "f-

I )HIV» repentedly csM«d In a KT httf«e ft^g h*d eat two vmn faw wnautaa by a airows leu mate and a cold apple pt*. |a.kaathan c4 the bark nf iheasmel gum. u*e» grucw *n hoar ym. aati asa^te larger #aa fren^Hp tree it the bean:, aieap hnndfialf hawafar, devouring eight Wae-hawed chikl* te' a plot of aiiir Ihi Himnr ts Mtei "m, who have just ewcaped from a mmrner pmd ood&fc Drmkjt clear, or sw*ei« wiib^«r«iey£» aa»da.r«i hot ovirooat. wirti loaf imgar. add a I

„iS,k«. hi.

m,n oC b„, f(H.

1L op. wMiring ia hi, bro.d.idn.-

8tat«i, and you must excuse roe

lh_

_Bm_

11 wtust go below: tunrrng at the same time

hi*

bfolheT

for"""*i"

co*tume is ex You needn't have told us nf your

foot' r**d ,h,t'

»tp«t*»pai aucnon WWSM net nrvng items ot infomtstiou that may be urn dimea. The watal observer would, ,.niil,..»,

0®Cer»"

-Ho" Hl«« Off

bal ftnd Vil

Fr*

of advantage to ynu But Jobn Ball had rt1i*pj»eared. and ftut Yankee resarmed hit walk and his Yankee Doodle. 1 Jiftiti I'U" iii'ifiiiifirirtu IIT ^mnjg'»echanl# who''would proeper In bustnesa, have only two plain rule* io live

promised to have it doae. These two rales caaiplred with and there is little if any dkaaca uikrt^- Evskmnge,

braady if tbe abook is aeswra. lino* mlai-j Tbe paper* *Bi»ck S«nn.* W** te «e«arimhie in its «8ecm* a*4 «w» Utm GmwZM* mmty worth beis^tned nwd ksmwn *e*ry fessa. gbyhmaawho hafcffs America iw*» ga«&US RmaMMS., tUmMus mm. lleahJ

"SnMiLi 1.1 I T^-nr

Caan Make a Bed.

When you see young lady ao very delicate that sh« can't make her bed, or put a couple of plates upon the table, and yet trots all over town daily, with the speed of a race-horse, to jumble nonsense with the Softpates, and Shippers, and Jenkinses, and Duzenberries, just chalk it down that ahe'a a piece of calico you can't invest a single penny of pulsation in. A girl who hasn't the muscles to lift three feathers and a pillow-case, but can ti'ft a locomotive and a whole omnibus line out of breath. i« an institution that,like prussic acid and old m«id*. is to be kept clear of. Young men will please button up the fact in their memory.

In the case of the young lady to wham we refer, the young gentlemen hare buttoned the fact in their memory and generally avoid her as one to be pitted. Let her learn the useful arts of a kitchen lite and see how much more there is in life than she mistrusts.

In the olden tim* it uel to be different, as we learn from the foil iwir.g song, whose moral we particular commend to the can't-lake-a-bed portion of uominunity

RK arm wtini» v. ... ... •wbtal MUMU—Jlr.Jw. G. \V*«ao» having witttus fron tkv mm ra« Buelaeea will be continued aa Wore, under the *trl« Lceerrr & »'•«., by tho vwli'miiiud.

May, WM-38U WALTKR P. LKCfcKTT. LUCIEX lIoi'KlET.~ tHSS WATCHMAKER AND JEWELER,

No.

Lprit st-so-tr.

Early** BlocV, TKHKB-HAUTR. 1KD.

REAL ESTATE FOB SALE. WIXO Is the late flnr, hurr hiatl NMW valuaNe Mam Iota for «al«. »Wek I oiler aa good term*, •e wtebiis U» porrliaj* would do writ to call *ooe aa a of UUti Kind doe* not oftae oeewr ta Tene-Haate. PEA 31. 1SU. *. HARBKRT.

yiiJA. CABD. I Dr. J. C. JEWETT, TKKHK-HAUTK, IXDIASA,

UX t» found atthe Otflcrof L*. JOB* A. WOOD, uutea* whea pruTewioBallr engaged. April «, l*W-31-ly

A Loaioii Itfitliunuire.

Monsieur Francis VVey, a French writer of diatioction, who passed several weeks in London during the Great Exhibition, has recently published in Paris, his 'impression,' under the title of 'The English at Home.'

On one oocasion, while riding in an omnibus, he formed an acquaintance with a fellow passenger, whom he derived many explanations of the strange things he saw.— One of these we give *1 addressed a few

elegant, and was drs wn by two magnificent

horses. On the box adorned with beault-

ful fringe, sat a black ooated ooaohman there was not a wrinkle in his white cravat —his snowy gloves were spotless. In the vehicle, on down cushions, carelessly loung ed a man without a coat his arms bare, his sleeves turned up served him ss a girdle —so that the coachman looked like a gentleman driving a mechanic in his working dress Mr. W«y ssked his neighbor who and what was the strange looking oooupant of the dashing carriage. The richest butcher in London,' wa* ihe reply. 'Hs is returning in his own carriage from the slaughter house to his resilience. His forefathers were in the same business his father left him a fortune of mnre than two millions and he, out of modesty, follows his father's profession—a very honorable old oustom.— This gentleman butcher possesses four millions.' "I

0^7" A novei sun is on trial at Chicago.-— It is the case of Rav. llyrd Parker (colored) for bigamy. The Tribune gives the following abstract:

The grounds relied upon for the defence were, that at the time ol Mr. Parker's former marriage he was a slave, and therefore incapable of contracting marriage.

The prosecution introduced a will, man umitting in January, 1042, Caroline, the wife married by Parker in St. Louis, and a certificate of marriage, by whioh it appeared that the parties were married ia Jnne '8*2. e&]

The defence theft admitted that, slfioe this marriage, and prior to tho finding of the indictment, Parker was married to jane Johnson, and that he had been living with her in Chicago. Jane Johnson taught school in 1851 in St. Louis and boarded for two nr three weeks with Parker, and his wife. Parker left St. Louis in 1851, returned in 1852, and there lived for a time with his wife.

Objection was made to the competency of th« witness on the ground of the taw that "no black or. mulatto person or Indian shall be permitted to give evidence in favor or against any white person whatsoever."— Tbe word "person" is by lew lobe deemed to include "bodies politic aod corporate." was sjggested that '"if the peoate of tbe State of Illinois" Were ••white" this witness wai not competent to t&stify far them. The court overuled the objection and declined allowing the counsel to introduce evidenoe to ahow that the people were white.

The defence introduced a "pass," certifying that Byrd Parker was entitled io travel anywhere in the States, and that be wouldbe free in March, 1845. The pass bore datein I84&, and was signed by E^wift Kits, in whose charge it was alleged that Mr. Ruggies placed Parker while be waa earning the money to buy himself with.

Some other evidencfe was introduced, allowing tbe good character of Parker. The jury oould not agree aud were discharged, ••i.ej

A wag of «ur acquaintance, waa naked in our bearing, last week, in what capacity W wee Employed in the——newspaper office. *1 am one of the paw writers of that journal.' aai4 he *1 superscribe wrapper* far ihe weeklies/ Thai was 'prosy* enough kmd of business.

A rough K«*tackian. Mrinf a squall very ItMid and furiously, remarked— "bow wickedly that young aawf^e ol hamanNV **SIMF ONW* in 0M twiaotile rettme* •lawf What wilt it causa to wnew it fai ed«» at

.. TWwt ts a danger cans pertpd srfthe year fair calda feople ahssald be enrafaL Mrs. FWiingtott- say a aim baa got romatttie affealon lit hers)MMttid«r, m* new gpmuwm in her bead, aM «he emtrsr^ ln ua lfegion

Imr joct^ar tea. aHfrom the opening of rtm wiiidew to tfcroe a bottle at a (^e. ahpd-

words to him concerning a carriage whioh just then drove by. It was too fine to be commonpeop/e] 'and oThers «'pnnMng:

to the spirit of despotism, in thus estimating the moral character of an aot by th» social position of its perpetrator. And to their wonder at this aatonishiog ignorance they adJ their compassion fortheaep wr heathens. because they are not blessed with the suSlime equaliig of our Republicanism We wonder less at the ignorance of these Malay* than at the greater ignorance of these AngloSaxon editors fur the one have never beett better taught, or possessed opportunities o( learning better, while the other have been daily surrounded, from their childhood. rith the means of dispelling there ignoranoe The same Aristocracy in crime and punishment exists in our Republican community and these wondering editors have daiU been aurrounded by it from the very beginning of their carreer and yet they have nbi seen it. Aristocracy in crime an I punish ment auch a wonder in Japan! W'tere, in

nationality," but a most villaiuous smell ot bankruptcy, would not reoeiva the can# of the Shrewd Malays. They would .readily help a traveller to a supper or abed for a bit oj gold ot silver, but would not know how to estimate the fluctuating value of a pieoe of paper stamped with a picture ol confidence.

We, tbe enlightened DeMierhtle Re publicans of the western continent, thoroughly understand and carefully maintain an Aristocracy of crime and punishment and whether our resemblance in this to the Mataysshow* their civilization or our barbarism is a question whioh we leave to our judiaial tribunals. L?t us begin with homicide If a poor, obscure, ignorant mm, one that some would call a loafer, ohers one of the,

ing to the lowe e/aMM shou|(1 dBljbl}ra

and mRlicioUaiy kit|

tion to be killed, should acquire great skill in the art of killing, snd by means of thst skill should shoot him through the breast. the act would be called an affair of honor Hera is certainly an Aristocray of crime, a

Seliberatedof

radation moral guilt in tho same act-* homicide for in the firal oa a it is denounced as ineffably atrocious, and therefore detestable in the socond as unfortunate, and therefore entitled In compassion and in the third as honorable, aud therefore commendable. And the same Aristocracy exists in the punishment for the ffar case, ihe poor man is infsllibly indicted, convicted and hinged in the second, the rich man i» tried, but escapes through an acquittsl or disagreement of Ihe jury. sr»d hi the third, the rich mm is not prosecuted bu honored by all respectable m«n, courted by all the Sadies, and sent to Congress. Ojr editors have frequently witnessed such things and yet, poor, blind, never-thinking *outs, they tell of such things among the Japanese sa wonders

A RI.T^ IN Peas err or PAJVTINOTON.Afistocracy to Crixntt. following from the Springfield (Ma« ReSomebody has said that among the Japa- .. 'n ita .nA nik» M.).- P*Mcan. should be a caution to Mrs. Ruth nese, and other Malay nations, the refine ments of* Aristocracy have so far been applied to the criminal code as to reader an act one crime, with on* name and one punishmeiu, when committed by a plabian, and nnoiker oriine, with another name and another punishment, when oommined by a pa tricianS iSome of our newapaperer have sent this atatemeot on its travels, with their

.born hutnao right*. ,nd .h.,r »uI.J.CI,on ,oljol,

what Country does it exist *o extensively or jwool%

is it so carefully guarded, as in the United|,,jtn| of iiselfindiwd.

States? Let us not travel to iwhat daily occurs in Pniladolphia. We lean save the expenses of the journey and besides, our post note* and certificates o'

jdence

Out Ihe aristocracy of our criminal code

is not confined to homicides, but extends

crimes against properly. If a poor man.

out of thai employment into wl.wb he bacl

is called a thief, If arlch mm, or ar* aisaciala of rich men, buy the property of other people on credit, gives hi no'es, convert the property into cash or other property, conceal it and fall, he is called a bankrupt If he he a director, of preaident, or cashier of a bank. whioh, of co«r*e, supposes him to be respect•

is convicted up»n the fvrmt of a trial and,_Tfjs

derad worthless by the removal of the depo*-| |uck

And so, in the midit of our ctvtlnnuoo .our freedom from anetocrscy. we have no right to exult over the po»r iapsoeae for either we aire a« igoorant a* they, or they areas as owrselvo#. tf N i«'ear ^aorssei. *a b»am better If it be oer faaming is very much like the learning wbicb rest us attributed to the Apostle: tnmcknf itJkmA atede aandt'

Wajt»e»—AUfar m4 drummer to beat fartne 'merpOi of tmeU«ji a- pair of snuffers for the -Itghi df other days a atone cwtter srbo cats d*iU deep «M«|ki t» Ideal

«cora ~aada neiK qusbtoo^ftr

()hf

Jy jjust

human being, the

or welt educated man, or one wliose oppir tunities of education had been good, should habitually carry a loaded pistol or a bowie knife, with a determination lo kill any mm who should give him a htrd word. anJ upbn some trifling dispute should pull out his weapon ana kill his next neighbor without warning the act would be called an urtfor tunate encounter. If a pjrs of the snm* description should have a trifling misun derstan ling with a friend or companion o' long standing, should send him an invita

act would be called murder. If a rich man.|f *y them a vi«it—v»ry p»!«tl to eachoth

NO. 35.

Partington to look to her laurels, Mrs. Cub1idge (a poetical name) is after her: Dear me!" exclaimed Mrs. CubUi'fge, aa she returned from chtrruft lint Sbnifay 'Dear me ibis ts an age of conventions.—w When I was a girl, origin* were in their in-» fancy, W forerunner used to turn the crank and a littie monkey take the pennies. B«K now an organ'zer revile* over th* ea-

,houM

h,„r,ft/W|0,,

pes-

form one of his closing voluptuaries. wh*nhe |»ule out all his stopples, and plays on the pedlar-beee-ao-loud as to jar the aanffigra»ion a* they pass out to. their Usee time places of abodement/

Cuff had been oui with ihe. oati antlomfa and returning his master asktd' him whaa was the trouble? •Wny inawa de wheel is broke,' •Is that all, Cufff mas«a» de toojpve Wolfe* **.*• •Wnat dir the ox»»i) run away?' •Yes masaa, an' kill do mgli o*.'' a •Is it possible, CutF 'An* de-off ox too. massa.* 'Go you blauk raxoal. you have m^dw a perfect smash up. an I that i* the reason* why you came back why didn't you telk me sot'

Why massa/ said CulF soreteftmg hfo

M# (*Ut n|8 w.ll^.| br^0

Jaaao to see jnla »,jrfl arg„m,„

le cart an' oxum.'

oly. tei'Uiui p*ruedeir

Mui ob

JOKING Wirtt A JA.II.or—V .cuuple of j,)risners in the Johnstown, la., til laat week perpetrated a goo I »ke,,upoii their jailor. Theycuta b.de tluou^i tlw oeiling. and then through the roof, aiwi at im^Im •nade heir escape. In rh« nnrum^ ih«* j,ulor entered to give IIWMU breakfast, wh«u he found but one of Iw-t pits on Inn |. o,* 0ih. er ^wo had vAnnlwI. nie «il«r asknd him why he wasn't gone toof II a iiI w,« guilty of no olTeuoe aivi wo«| |i,'t

The ke of thj afTiif was. tint on I'ueslay morning, lifter orw of tlie n*,ia«iiig returned to his q-iarters, sayiuu that he had dmpjy gone out houti to clkin^t »l»irt, hearing a meaiag* from the ot!mr chap, that he, too, would be back soon S.iro enough he did return he was only out lo *get a drink.'

A Coot. I'Woerrto*.*- ytmnjf mm married in- humtite cirotiimtanona( oouiin oairM4 oo from the -omintry to

er, eto., elo. In the mi lst W tlve rej* diiing an ominous thought crosses lhe mind of the itusband, •Well, Martha, I don't know howwe'am* g^tng to aoooum idste you. We've only »t onw bed, yov know/.-* *M«ir|h'Oh, ihtt's ivithi*i{, (itorK^i can sleep with your wife, and you oan «t Indgiuga at a bjtel foe Mires or fou^ week*» very easily/ Hi* •Oh—ah. y-e-e— sevnnonn yr*rsfr

4 Never joke with the ladies wi irktiirimonm ir breed baking, it ia vary vrronn. Vh»fk are both sacred. tX»e refeva l* tike lHg)iesffls interests of the heirt an-1 tiw (*twr

those1.

of the stomach —Youn^ please,, oha!k it down on their it*.

Ifow TO GKT PL.tJMP —A nrreapi»ri«rit of ihe hone jpurual reco(tMMeii»l* th* fc»t. lowing regunin to latliies destrunae of fa iking plump and freeft:

In rhe ftrat pksce rhe with llwr auh. a slice or two ot bread and loa»r, cfrmk a cup or two of tea or oo&e, tiien. ride *ix.r mfies (either trot or onnief At fl o'clock take a spoonful of cod liver oil, Tallowed by a"

oouple of hard crackers, then walk heartily' lor an hour, fhittb at dinner a halt" pint of the beat English or Scotch ale, to be hwseaa f: ed to a pitu. a* she can stand it.—lmk tea it* rbe evening snd cair«ie at bTesktsst. On retiring between ten snd elevon. take a'"" ipoooful ot'ood liaiev oit ond two cracks Htese preecripriotia faithfully followed will?

,„.„ »n»P*rt Ifeshness, plumpness, and a glorious, ,,

who knows utile of the world but tts frowftn irri«n,l r,i —u,. k- a and kicks, steals a loaf of bread to feed Ma J"!,** I"*"' .7^ 'eu snout a year, 'now do you like vuur children, when he is thrown by a ret"hi0n

n#w pfofe„iolir

been tempted by an exp«n*ton. and ts left my prolessi» is much better llisn my pr-c-wtth jhe^aHArnaiive of slsrvtng or-tealtng,he Uoe.'V^,

... i»qly. and probably the nearest reaion that able, use the funds of the hank h.enw#iLouW M,wpted to ucb a deed. wa»! speculations, destroy the value of Its stock, In a .tore p*« bb ik founJ iiv th*V ,J'-' and thus reduce dozsns of widows and or-,h0Uf#

joW.—Well George/ a.kerf am

The reply w«a acco^

1lie(i a bH#f t0 wit {ff(f oi304lttaiJ_'

"ff

IT I'stiaiu* Pa., laali

IfoRKrttLE? At NorrUtowh, week, a miserable m/ther cut off th.i heal

«*f her own child, an infant six week* old.^ —The head waa out off vfois to the- toward' (jaw, leaving the whole of the n«ok oa fit**,

(h# tpice of

phans to poverty, he is called a great fi nan \imnt9mn* amarls of Hiur wen oiisrifidt cirr. In these cases too the same arietecrae |(h9feia

of punishment is applied. Tne starving Wp-er*,?# f»rf* we/ charged. She was? who could not buy counsel lo defewd bim.|ea,IIgni,le(|

,uy,ta,^r

a(|ti stMMU |(rw #||/, A hlK jnoUihB%

,he Montgomerv county prieon..

mAQ whn tfw

sentenced to the penitentiary Tite rich ,nadea party to the murder bankrupt divides a trifle among nia deliver alaly cheated cradttore* obtain* their dis-f-'^- A cat.bebuginglo Vwid'ow charge, resumes busiae^i on a large capiuJ. IOhio, had Uety set upon half a dozen duok •nd. is respected fat his enterprise *n^ggs. and continued her stteniiona wutifthwl wealth. Tbe great financier makes a report. W., hatched and there is now» showing that the funds of his bank were ren«L##n

,^,|or '.e Cm E»j.

qMK*

Mount Vesuvius, or aa eclipse of the moAti. hf*^. ana is permitted to go te Trxaa w»b hia it, tl nm »iht. I •tolea property. And. ihe crowd, ine enligh^ The expenses of thecny ^v««mento^ ened. considerate, aaif-thinking crowd, shaut |B »aiofi exceed that of tbe six S««»e eovem-^ praise to err* handed jutiice

the 'rack of agaMC* a ring to At tlie 'finger el mamma oends wr oompHrnxnta, au wmil.L be mcch obliged if you wofld begiK to b# fenny."

I-?

lady tap

f|Ma brood of »k y»w«ig e^iea. katflf

be)fea,t

itee* thespecie weal ar. tbe Sub- rV«a*ury.ic(M t«aiw- but what is mureajpo«*d«rfu4. theft the exploring expedition, ao eruption ofj,^

harii^ duo* headfe%*»4t.

atUrnmel^—Hcw Xvrk*

ments of New f^igjand. It atonald Na hoaue'i lift mind, however, ther flli«tuu is irickrdew ihtm aliNew Eagfeod/ *4ii'

•I meant to have told wiyl that hole,^ said a manteh«s firleiid. who k'sd into a pit fttff'of seated, www fWy* suted. i..

No aeatfer now, mrmatnsrwow/ »esH rtie# other biowmg tbentasd ami water owl mooth, 'i hmawfawod it.f

We remember witnes»«ng in# diaeomfitaro of a wit of no inferior, order *»3T5 a iMwaaipt politely delivered at a auppeaparty by a lmle_gir! If you please Mr.

•"n