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In a recent letter (torn Passed Midshipman I. Yotrao, to some of his friends in this place, bearing date of Jan. 8, 18fit, he speaks of the late revolution in South America, between the Liberal and Aristocratic parlies. Talcuhuano, and Valparaiso, being tho tiro contending cities. Two Ladies, residing in the latter place, descendants of the great Cortez, look an activo pert in favor of the Liberal party. These Ladies were both rich Mid talented, and from their own resources supplied this party with several thousand dollars to prosecute the war and by the aid of a Printing press, which

had in their own house, they were enabled to strike off and distribute placsrds over the city.— The Aristocratic party being in poipr Ordered their arrest. They hearing of this, sought protection from the French frigate Penelope, one of the ladies having married a Frenchman. The French refused to give them the protection, which they asked for. They then applied to the Americans, and were kindly received on board of the frigate Baii tan, whore they remained until within a day or two of the close of the revolution. Before leaving the Americans, they wrote the following complimentary note, whioh is taken from the Valparaiso Merourian of December 10th 1861, with the remarks which accompanied it:

We insert with pleases, the following tribute of gratitude, from the Ladies of the Cortes family to the Americans. We have indeed taken the lib* orty of omitting some sentences, in which the fair proscribed on«s have given full expression to their resentment. Whilst the^lfercury considers it a duty, at this time, to inculcate clemency and generosity, we cannot give pl^ce in its columns to fadings less worthy: "The Ladies Cortes to the Americans."

WMhlB|ton Correspondence of the Journal,

Washington» Fshreary 1858.

The Paris correspondent for the ''Republic" Is a careful and diligent purveyor of the press, and as far as we can judge from his seeming candor, he does not sutler his own opinion to give color to any of the incident) or facts, he relates. His list letter was very long and lull of interest^ jHe raises the curtain of European politics, and discloses estate of thing*, whioh we did not suppose to exist. The friends of freedom everywhere upon the oondnant, have either been driven into exile, or cowed into abject submission and the iron despotism, tramples ia the dust, with remorseless feeling, the honest and simple hearted people. Kossuth's mission it is prndicted, is over, so far as Europe is concerned and the torrent of eloquence, he is pouring out in our country, to the admiration of the immense crowd* that assemble to hear him, only excites ridicule there, lie thunders but in vain, so long its the despots am on their guard and can prevent bis stirring appeals from reaching the people. Louis Napoleon is deified and impiously compared by the French jto our Savior, A picture has been hawked aboOt Paris, representing htm with the Ho* ly Ghost, above bis head, the Father on his right, and the Son his left, all pointing to htm with a smile of approbation and aeboir of angela at bit feet chanting his praise. The Cburoh and Aimy •re his staunch supporters and with two such potent engines as superstition and the bayonet opera* ting in conjunction to keep the masses in subjection, nil hopeof a speedy regeneration of France ntusvbe abaadoned, Knowledge is power and without ft, no nation can achieve its liberty. The Press is the only fountain from which practical knowledge flows* and when that ts dried up, the people cannot drink of those waters which inspire man with aconsciousness of bis rights and of his power to %ttdicftte them. prea fia Eu* ropo sea Bgbt under a buthel. Its rays cannot be seen, and the eaind it was intended to illuminate, is consequently in da*kn«M4.i

Humeral Shields has detivemi »n eloqueat and most judicious sjMNkob upon the rseokmoa «gp»eai» ve of th« csmost desire of ourpeopl«, that Great should ««iettd Mes-\d«SM»«^ toth« ir»#h «*». ilw. mt thwn at liberty, »nd «How tb«ni to emigrate to this e»»i It far g^Tte#slif vliv lw«« »h» manner WUIt which th«* ttsmei tiaei Cireat Btitsw «dUi «$. hfWkaW. an ant ot coawwiy Mid goodwill to «frrd« our loounlry. to co«ti|»iy with V«ov S«w»rd laHowed on tho «mw« «y». i» o»»e oi" his vmjkm tpe»cfa»». his a tb«a

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FRIDAY M0RNINa,«:7t:. :MARCSf 12,1852.

Revolution is South America.

•'Before leaving these shores, upon which we are forbidden to land, we deem it a sacred duly at parting to express our gratitude to the noble American people, who through their representatives on btonrU of the Rnrltan, have given us generous hospitality and protection. May their lives serve as a protest against any malignant rivalry, which will over impeucli the virtues of this great and free people. Let them be an evidence to the world, that there still exists hearts, for whioh gratitude l» a sweet bond, and not a humiliation or ohain. We can do nothing for our protectors, our good wishes can only reaoh them. Called to conquer the world by the fore# of their principles, we pray they may continue their glorious career, and oh! may that re generating light of freedom, ono day pierce oven to the land of'Aranco*. Happy are they, (said our Saviof) 'who have loved much, and have wept much.' We have been happy with you, oh! noble Amerioans.*' i* »***•-W

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The joint resolution, re-affirming the policy Of non-intervention, hail been under consideration ftr the Senate, and given rise to a very interesting de bate. Gov. Cass explained himself clearly and Ail ly upon the sobject, and bis views can no longer be misapprehended or misrepresented. Whilst he was opposed to Ihe use of,menaces towards other nations, and interference with their national affairs he was in favor of the expression of a frank and decided opinion upon infractions of national laws It becomes as, he thought, to prove our fealty as well as profess it, to the great code of public mor ality. The Governor discussed tbe question with his usual ability, and was very instructive and elo quent. Mr. Clemens followed in the debate, in vigorous speech against intervention. He renewed his assault against Kossuth, and dealtHipon him some heavy blows! "'Kossuth has somewhat impair ed his influence, by issuing certificates of loans which no one believes will ever be redeemed.— Democrats will not oountenance thin plattert, em anating from any source whatever. What they may feel disposed to contribute to the cause of Hunga ry, they will freely and cheerfully give? ^They want no irredeemable "promises to pay,'** in return. srws

®Mr. Stanley" and Mr~. Giddlngs "KtW^rather ft rough passsge at arms, the other day, in the House. It was highly discreditable to that body and ought to have been checked in the outset, Mr. Stanley admitted that he had degraded himself, by condescending to notioe the member from Ohio.

The latest accounts from England represent, that great apprehension is entertained that Louis Napoleon designs making an invasion upon that country; and that the government has consequently ordered twenty-five thousand troops into London, and recalled the three principal ships of war stationed at the Tagus. This certainly looks a little warlike and you must not be surprised, if, before many months pass away, you hear that France and England are measuring swords.

The recent insult offered to Chevstier Hulse mann, the Austrian minister, by a mob of Germans and other foreigners, in Mobile, on his arrival in that town, en route for Havanna, bat excited great indignation, as it will subject the country to the mortification of disavowing and making an apolo gy for the act. Foreign ministers are under the protection of the Government and consequently the Government is responsible for any Indignity that may be offered them.

Loia Monies' engagement here, was a perfect failure. She was engaged for two weeks but at the expiration of the first week, it was found to be a losing business all round, and the parlies agreed to let the engagement stop.Js^f ws* s#* o# mm m^mm® S ARAN AC.

BACKING OPT or A POSITION.—A somewhat ecoentrio lawyer, being engaged in defending a hard case, and not being altogether pleased with the rulings of tho president judge remarked that he believed the whole court oould be boughfWith a peck of beams.

The Judge of course took this remark in high dudgeon, and ordered the lawyer to sit down, and demanded of him an opology for this contempt oi Court, threatning him with commitment for the offence, if be did not apologize.

The lawyer after a little reflection, remarked thst he had said, he believed, that tbe oourt oould be bought for a peck of beans: that he bad said it without reflection, aud wished t* take it back, but said be 'If 1 had put at it a half^bushel 1 never wowld have taken it back in tbe world.'—Springfield Republican.^

EST is told of a certain New Zeaftnd cSuef

that a young missionary landed at this bland to tuoceed a sacred teacher deceased sotrw time before. At an interview wife ther ehief, the young minister asked, **Did you know my departed brother!** «Ob yea! me detain In his church." **Ab! then you know him well: and was J»e not a good and ,ender baart«d nafir* •*T««,**rs|lleii8 the piotts deaCoa^with much fusto, **he very good and tendsit. mt pkte ef kirn P* sat -i ••Sambo, why am depeo dat Gen Sbott srid like riber in MmnmV* -Well. Gia*eri drops tbe "Weft, den 11oM why it mm, sm de PtsohacaB.^

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man of so moch ability, should have so Kttie credit fo? sincerity. All his opinions are supposed to take their color from the prospects they seem to indicate of becoming popular not that he really values the good opinion of the people, but becsunse be can by no other means reach the goal to which bis "high vaulting ambition" aspires. Be #ants to be the candidate of the wbigs, four years hence, for the Presidency and st there area number of gentlemen who stand much higher in the favor of the party, and would be preferred to him, he thinks his only ohsnce of getting ahead of theoi is to tske advantage of some sadden outburst of popular enthusiasm and hence, he is constantly striving to identify himself with every question that is started whioh promises to attract attention, and receive the approbation and support of the people. He will doubtless find in the end, that "honesty is the best policy."

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FKMAUK GOLD Dweaas.—(The California goeaip describes "two American ladies and a gentleman," as follows:—] ,* "While the gent picks and sbovekf one of the ladies—whose costume a silk dress covered with a man's coat, as near, we suppose as she can imitate the Bltemtr in the mines—carries the dirt to the rocker, where the other lady sits working with all the assiduity of an old miner. We wish California were well supplied with such tadios as these, who, instead of barrassing their husbands about 'Woman's rights' and 'Turkish costumes,' JfOtttd work hard as well sis rock the cradle.

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A worteaet than half dosenyoutm dismples of Coke and Bladcsume, for a victim to fall into, cannot be found in the sublunary sphere and I defy any one to deny this statement, and produce evi dence fo tbe contrary. But sometimes, though not often the case, it will happen diet, oven 'lawyers instead of catching a victim, lay hands on a tartar and are aware of that startling fact, only arheu they find themselves "sucked in.**

Court was setting in the shire town of in the pine tree Slate, some few years since., and host of "limbs of the law** from the surrounding neighborhood here did congregate.

One bitter cold night, some half dozen of the1!1 having obtained full and complete possession of tbe bar-room of the village tavern, detenmined otir having a time as is a time* Gin slings, hot todies, etc., etc. were in abundance, and right merrily those worthies did partake. Without it was blustering cOld within, a blazing fire, and a spirit to keep the inards** warm was plenty.

Why, then, could they not be cheerful, and in spirits for, recollect reader, this was before die great temperance movement came up.

The night was going on apace, and stHTwitli all their cheerfulness, there seemed to be certain something wanting. Cards were voted (ores, end dice and checkers were voted in the same category *Oh, that we had some mercy,' exclaimed Clark as he tbre# a pack of cards into the fife, and stretching bis legs, giving, as he did so, a prolongation to the word oh I

Scarcely had he given vent to the expression, ere tbe sound of horses feet iand the raiding of a wagon were heard upon tbe frozen ground, rapidly approaching. In a moment, a stout-built, good natured looking person—one of the class known as Yankee pedlers, entered, and desired his beast might be taken care of. He followed the hostler to tbe stable to see that job performed.

In luck,* exclaimed Clark, as the Yankee left •Just the thing I was looking for. We'll have rare spbrt now, or 111 never make another plea,'

regular green one he looks like, don*t he Brown?' exclaimed Smith .and Jones, Colt and White declared themselves ready for the* sport •But how shall we work him!' asked Clark. 'Leave that (hicj to me,* Smith replied. 'I'll drink him drunk (hie)-—I'm the most sober of any one in the room and then we'll fix him, and leave him to gather (hie) his scattered sense**' ^'Smith, you're a trump!' was exclaimed.^ *Go ahead, we're with you.' »^Mr. Pedler,' said the hostler to the Yankee as they had concluded their business, and were aliout entering the bar-roont, 'them ere lawyer chaps have been looking all evening for some one to make sport with, so you'd better keep your eyes open. 'Keep dark, then, my dear fellow, andlet .them work,' aaid the Yankee as they entered.

Probably a more innocent, and I may add green, looking personage than the Yankee pedler, when he entered the room and reaohed out bis hands to the fire, could hardly b« found. 'Tia dreadful cold out,' said Smith, 'and you'd better take something to warm you up,* and he handed an overflowing glass of hot toddy to the Yankee. -sttJist as much obliged to you as though I took It,' said the Yankee. *But you see jist afore I left hum, Parson Smith got me to put my nama to a piece of paper saying, *1 abstain from all intoxicating drinks, and wine and cider,.' ftndi bpsjdfilj, never drink anvthinor oftan.'1 get

never drink anything Often. So much the better, all Whispered, we can him drunk the easier.

It required not a great deal of persuasion to get otte glass into the Yankee for Smith assured him that he Was a namesake of the Parson's and tbe pledge only meant for him while at home.

One glass went snd another followed, fhO Ia^rirl partaking, the while. The first glass made the Yankee chatty, ihe next two foolish, and the next two did the business, and declared him aa drunk as a fool. By dint Of hard labor, with tlie assistance of the hostler, they msnaged to get him up stairs and into bed. His clothes were taken o!f and placed so as to be easily .accessible to, and then the lawyers extinguished the light and reUred. 'sife

All this time the Yankee had been laying with his eyes half open, wstchlng the manoeuvers of the catd. He had, of eours% feigned the drunkenness, fo? ba was one of those who did lova a giant sionally, and bis equal at.drinking was not to be found every day.

As the lawyers retired, he leaped from the bad, and amid their ntoanings and hiccups, which prevented the possibility of their bearing the least noise, he secured his own clothing, even down to boots, aod selecting a single article from the clothes of each of the rest, distributed them around where hi* own had been^This done, be retired, and by snoring, soon satisfied the lawyers that be was fast in the arms of the sleepy god, Morpheus.

A short time elapsed, and the sprigs of the law catted the name tbe Yakee. He answered not and they felt assured be was too drunk sad sleepy

A moment after, and Smith came forth, fie would not be so bard on the Yankee, so ba only severed one leg from his pants, and opening the window, threw ii out.

Nest in rotation, from soother bed^ Olark, and theft followed Jones, VVJute and Coil, eaob performing his part, aad Jhea returning lo respective beds.

Tb* liadHbife^ sdVet^f^brs—we •hout tbe numb«T, reader—when oar worthies opened their eyes. They linked about moment, and recoUectiog that coutt opeiMd at ienr they made preparation? for partakingof breaklaat.

Springing from their beds, each aeiaad his olotbing and commenced getting into it. omtth aeised his phots, and hauled them on. To bis b(WTor, ba fonnd theaaaunos MM lag. Uatoded about tike one endeavoring to solve socne dtffioek aiit down ou Its bed. tW very picture of despair, wbde the others laughed haart% 4taBb/«iaid oaw, *ytMi was fOe drunk isM^tWbt

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Brown slipped from tbe bed. Groping around, ba found where the Yankee's boots bad stood, and taking tbe lamp, poured its contents, a good pint of tbe best winter strained in JTbea he returned to bis bed,

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arms were gone! and be lociked is l» stoof with arras protruding Out fronft tbO edge of tbe bdat, more a fod then anything-else. •What shall I dot* be erclaimed 'this is too bad.

to defend an infringement case to-day, mg a coat with ho sleeves to it! Bta*t the Yankee.^ 'Brown and Clarkestnod oonvubri»d with laughtar, gaaingoa the sorry spectade presented to tbeir view, T^ey gave WjbaiesKsour^ement they oould to ihev follow sprigs., At that montent tbf^ court house bell and' the village clocks pronounced the hour often.

Brown mad^all haste to full on h1s %8oi»r one en, and the other mostly So, when a strange sound waa board aad the oil came spirtti^ up «boat lMs legs. This was followed by a shout of laughter from the rest. Before, he lsughed: now he look his turn to be laughed at.

Alss! for my client. I wish that Yankee had been —^b^birefte eniered this house.' 'Grfintlemen,' said Smith, 'it's ny humble opin ion that that confounded Yankee wasn't any mora drunk lsst night thsn we were It wss all a shaq) on his part,i and he has taken us io well. He's gone now and how that I think ofit, I beard him get up last Ktighfafier-we had tura^ in, and my opinion is he made a change, too| hiajurnjcJothe* andplaced ours in their stead*' Ma.:

This appeared plausible enough, all concurred in it.

The Oeasing of the ringing of tfie courf Klfti# bell announced to Clsrk that it was time for him to be moving, while the rest stood hesping imprecations on die head of Yankee.

Reaching the bar-room, Clatlf i«kawhil^at from the ahelf and instanly placed it on his head full quart of oil oame trickling down over his bead and shoulders, gjil thought I had escaped, but this is outrageous,' he gasped. 'Blast the Yankee be has spoiled my attending oourt to-day!' and he returned to his companions, while the oil was wending ita way ateadily down over his shout-

During his abscence, the others had found a note addressed 4o them which fun something after this style: 'My dear Friends:—When you attempt to make a victim of pedlar, obtain one not so bright as yourselves.'*

They attempted joking no more during the session of the court, and whan the story leaked out, as of course it did, it was rather expensive bythe

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[We have seen enough of life an tbe "rural dlstriots" to believe the following story pottibht. If our readers can not share in our.credulity, they may givs the credit of its invention to 0le Boston Post:—] "A few evenings since, the-passenger" train on the railroad, arrived at a small village, and, stop.

ping at the depot, a loving couple got out and inquired the "way to the minister's I'WjOn reaching the house John made known his lirrand, which was no other than to hove the holy rite of Wedlock performed, The reverend gentleman was just leaving to perfoifn a servioe of another kind, and' suggested that the parties should await his return. But John was in a hurry, and the minister, thinking he could make a short oase of it, consented to tarTyt but the bridegroom was not quite ready. His trunk was out on the platform, *and' stfid he, addressing the minister—

'Spose you just help me in with if., Dn getting it into the house, he added *,s,JUst he!p me Up stairs with it Elizabeth wants 'to drastits -v «m. w*

This wat alto danf. 'And now,' siSd hrto the young lady present as he descended, 'spose you just go up stairs and help Elizabeth dress.'

Purely such a request could not be denied. The lsdy was dressed and her toilerduly made as she was about to decend, she bethought herself that John's wedding 'rig' was in her trunk, and she wOuld thank the young ladv if she would take it into J6hn*s room, and call htm to get ready.

The rig was aooOrditigly taken Into an adjoi^ifftg chamber, and the bridegroom ahowed 'where he might get ready.' This occupied time, But: at length the parties decided, end taking their etations, the service was about to commence. At this instant John filed to a distant part of die room, where the young lady was sitting, srid said to her. |Coma, now, spose you just

Elizabeth it will make her feel better.* The lady acceded. The two were soon mwle one flesh," and the clergyman left It was expeo pected of eourse, that the haypy couple would ak§ tbe latter train and proeeed wn tbeir way dutt nigbt. But aU tbe hurry waa now over. Tbe par* ties seated themselves, and seemed at home. At length John spying a piano, said to the voting ladv atill in tbe room—

Come .now spose you give us a to»e jn that

complied. It was a sentimental^ song,

andthe bridegroom was in rapttfrei. WNever heard saob a downri^t good thing in atf my Hfo and now apoae you go through it again.'

It was repeated about this time tbe car whistle annou need the approach Of the train. They were informed but John ssid he 'had no thought of going from such a good place that nrgm:*' They stayed is tbe weiulng tbdy look the wirif tnlo, and jest as they ware laavittg. tbe gsoaiwaa grateful bridegroom slipped a tilver dollar into tbe band af the cfontyman, his eyes, opening and gtbteni^ tfta 0»6 tfsin ii lift'."""" "X'"

There/ said be, takethat l^ i&Bpf Ive a bfotliar there he's going# be married$1*8 send bim rigbt down bare, fot yea do the tbing kmtdwmeJ *^().::

A Was* CoioumrT To otnt Cotmrnrmoi.— Lady Emeline Wortlsy. towards the dose of her journey/after eeeingthe Ameriowp in everv position, from Bostxn to Panama, Hfys'wkb-a general enthuaiasa %ut such is tbe American, while lie wtH confroot mth ^e utmoat caialessneis, triad* t»fh dmigam aMsd privatks», «Bd diapli? cinWHusttlMaV 4MS- fr umaiH if like Nelaon tp ^fis boyhood, 'be bad never seen foar.' and omsld |iiK ua^emat»d wbai it tt»«aM—bis nobl« fooling ^S^ sta tale oT and %is berdihiii^fWlr KM# when sotae t0^S0jg'''WSSKSrSSSkh to bis up 1 •IJUfW WHI IWWwvWI fyWMgBWa 1{ UISuhV vm&m* any ta tSa

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The folfbwrog, whidi we^ find in one of our excbanges^ is goodI ^otn^/or tke j^nkum R^gsf^J Some individual, onoe an editor^wfe# in writing his rrcollections of the Crahtown Clarion, recounts tbe following ioolde)nt. which bid Ita oi-i^n in the aisipIhgrtaenA «f sk dmnkea eompos^(«v one day

The reader may suppose tbe door of tbe,editor fltWyiolantly open,*and a stranger rushb^icMng in one hand a copy ol the Crabtowh Cbttton, wd lc Hi»«M«r a kurga usabrsQa, la bat* taring nm.*, tiMMr "J K» rr-e

arc you not ^Edito^1(blandly.^SSo/ietimes, take a la 'Uontottaa yeur ovortarea, wr. rm from Goai|ep—a feipeotable attorwy, sir. Don't stir, (shaking the umbrella menacif^ly you shall hear me through, sir, Yand jthen drawing himself oat an extra inch.) depend cHnfidently on ah e^tra flogging. I am just married, sir, not a fortnight since and on tbe Hape? day. (bere the ^mbreiia quivered sympsthetically,) 1 forwarded you a ootice of tbe same. Though I have hilherto jbeen above poetry ifoarik Heaveh, added in a Khomeht of weakness, an humble verse of my oWn compodtiob, 4tting, I thought to the occasion. Here's tbi qorrect vep|io«^W (Repeats from menKKy*) ..Married—In Goshen, February SQth, A.Conkey On* to Miss Euphemia Wiggins r- .& "Love S the aataa of^t#cr foad hoar t%» ll

That beala in aoftqat m«bdy, Time wtth ita ravagii ImpkVta No bltVar fusion to ita eoata-y^ '•Not much poRly, stillrhyme. Next week I got your paper, and carried it to my Euphemia we opened it, and turned our eyes tOgetherto the marriage list. .aBlood and thunder! what do we aeat An abusive atrocious—but no sir—1 am cool, (umbrella giving the lie in eye^y rib.) Here's your inferhid sheet hear what It says, ^!r I am cool, sir, and tremble." Opens the paper and'reads:

Married—At Goshu^ February 28th, A. Donkey to Euphemia Piggindw I 4,Jov« ia an oWon of twoheada

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t, «Tlme with its cabbagea in carta, No batter feeded to an extra day.**

Whsi do you thinjt of that, ^irf' (umbrella raised.) 'Donkey, eh? Piggins. is it? My poetry, eh? It has unnerved me—driven me mad. I can't take a waHchutlhat the small boys, mere infants ritig fhe hideous ohorus jn my aart.* Soma sCoun drel has altored^^ tliis aame on ray sign to suite youf infernal orthography. Don't apologiaa--.l .won't listen to anything my house, just painted, is scrawled over by horrid portraits and emblems and all owing to your accursed work.' 'Yuur concerned, sir don't move on your HfV Yotir'e the destroyer of my happiness, my life and Tny Euphemia.'1*4

With efon dlRa eia tfh^ffrt fff oflSlMll atiOn snapped. lie advanced a stap.struok an attitude, and than the aditor, we had almost aaid— but no juntas the family umbreUa j»e« midwsy in the blow, thedoor opened snd some visitor entered. The injured man hesitated. Hfire were witnesses. Visions of an act of assault and battery, with big dam age and cost, rose in his mind, and the umbrella droppad bsornilaas to the floor. The lawyer triumphed over the man. He turned on his heels, and strode out of the room, muttering as he went: Fail|d tips

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That was ratbar a singular !ftx' Uiat aj jre^ng gentleman got himself int^.at a oertain small town in the west, 'once upon a time.' He happened to arrive at the pleasant village of S one autumnal evening and put up at its onfv inn and as he enteNfd he heard music and danefng^to an up*' per chamber. The landlord who was an accquaintanoa, infbrined him that a ball Was going on in the hall above aud be eaked him to go up with him, to be introduced to, join the revellers. This he de* clined on We ground that he was not properly dressed for such an occasion, atwfc especially, that %is linen waa too maob soiled.

Never mind tbat,' aaid, tha big burly landlord, •loan give you a shirt and he stepped into the next room and brought forth a garment which would have been a large pattern for. Daniel Lambert, and and holding it upsaid 'There, now, it a oomfort*

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build" lo be the "iphotij# &f French liberty. The wqrstTQnundr^m cohc^able^ he supposes to beftheJlotioWiag:--'Why are persons \vrh deaf the most virtuous of bein^t Because they have never e&<edf Scarcely tesa atrofciOUs^ 4e deems this:—Mf Louis Napoleon takes liberty from ihe press, what will jbe ibo J^sultt bead letter.".'— There is 'one entitled a 'Coh for Christmas,' to which he allows «tv least ibebumbh* merit of 'industry':—'Why is a youngflady whOi walks under the mistletoe like an old laay standing on the edge of the navetu^Qt at Charing Cross with three parcels, a basket and an umbrella! Because she leaking out for a buss.' Punch admits that, even in tha dullest 1»f his correspondence therA is a Itind of value for, as be sells his waste paper by weight, the heaviness of the jokes t«»ll« upon his exchequer. He Consoles die insurgents banished by Louis Nfcpoleon by assuring them that it is 'betterto be sent to Cayenne than to be jwpptml in the Boulevards.' The extraordinary popularity of Louis Napoleop qt Halle, he justly attributes to a 'jciailc-Louif-cin-a/ton.' FW-fa«Stgite,' he proposes as a 'motto for submarine Telegraph.' He suggests to. the Zoological Society, that the pttfn experienoad by the boa constrictor in consequence of swallowing the blanket, may h« Tt!ievd by a coumerpane.^j

Thb E.voListt AtJSTSiA.—The Austrian governtpent has broken up Ihe missions established by the English Bible Society at I'e&h and Lemberg, in Hurfgaty, for ,lhe oiroulation of the Scriptures among tbe Jews, and ordered tha missionaries out of the country, ^.e Pesth mission had existed for ten^ears. Lord Westmoreland, ihe English Minister, was applied (q, t^at the mode of baniahmeiM might be rendered less severe to the missionaries, but he would not even reoeive the applicant, It i* said that his berth Is a pleasant one, and ha does not wish to do anything to render it less so

A young shopman in Austria has been samenotid^ to twenty blows v^ith a stick, Ijeqyy Irons for a week and enrollment in a punishment company fo work in a fortress, for not taking off his hat in the street ssthe Emperor passed by. The'young man pleaded In extenuation forgetfi|lnes9, and ^aid no diaco* specuwas intended, but in vaiti^Theeentenca was enforced for example, at

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WMUW .f dSWfM -cWmSf invblving the amount ^»f Iil4t has been on trial sa«®t era! days befora theNew York Common Pleas.-^ Abttitness by the name of Jsmes Cormick had boon examined, and his testimony on certain important poSnts was direct ind poaltive. On the 21st in.it, Mr. Gormick eam© into court and stated that tie hed eommitted willful perjury cad asked tne fon« giveoaM of (jod, the court aud the jury. He said aaid that since giving the testimony, he became troubled in conscience and could ovtain no peacp thlltd Until he bad set tbe matter righfi^ .. nB GAUfss Cass —The Waehinglon Correspondent of thl New York Times says: I am sorry }6 lay that Mrs. Myra Clark Gaines is now laboring und'tr a deep d«pre«slon of spirits and slmoKfof the first time in bar life aoams to lose confidence ina jbfreiar. In prosperity this distinguished lady baa, bean always cheerful, affable and benevolent, and tsitH'fi^im e^^i^sif'lias borh flattery as weft as most persons. She hss should hope. ptitkMO^i pby eoough te baar up under adversity. Out I iea/n, tbat since bar coun-u yes^rday. informed^ ber tbst she hss nothing to hope for, snd musl pro*

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dressing tho ladies of Pilaburgh. nsi^| "Love is the vivifying spirit of the universe, LoVW is the element of the heart—Love is never tired of showing tenderness and oan spread this vivifying eietnant over the cause of freedom on earths One smile from your sparkling ayes can do more wonders than all I could say in a year. I have tried to imparl conviction on the mind of mon. But conviction is nothing without the inspiration of the heart. The hearts of men are in your realm.-^ You cart play upon these oords which break within tha braaen hands ef men.'

•'Do dogs reason?" Is the title of*an amuwiig* paragraph in a New Hampshire paper. A dog. it appears, which was confined in & yard where atood a barrel of cider, "deliberately dr«w the tap," and in spile of the efforts of her miftress to the contrary,, refused to give it up, until the contents of tho aforesaid cssk were curtailed, and the oider very jmlch in the oon^lition of 'water spilt upon the ground,' which capnot be gathered up. That pup deserves a medal for'her consideration. Were men to take the tap in their friouths. instpftd of the eider, they would then be as wiso as th# pup rand much mora harmJ«tSi happy and. reasonable than they now are.

THE WHEEL BARROW EMIGRANT RETURNED.—

Many of our readers will remember the account published in all the newspapers nearly two years ago, of a California emigrant, who crossed the the plains 'on foot and alone,' with a <wheel barrow> conveying all his earthly goods, that is, his provisions, clothes, tools, &c., in that humble vehicle, and outstrepping [sic] in his march, numbers who started for the land of gold with more showy and expensive appointments. His name ass Brookmire, and he is an Irishman by birth. His residence is at Warren, in Pennsylvania, where he left a wife and family of children in very indigent circumstances when he went over the Rocky Mountains to 'try his fortune.' Brookmire has lately returned from California, with about $15,000 of dust, all of which he dug and washed out with his own hands. And as it is very apt to pour when it rains his wife received legacies during his absence to the amount of $10.000, falling to her upon the death of relations in Scotland.-—<Syracuse Journal>. -----

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