Terre Haute Evening Gazette, Volume 6, Number 176, Terre Haute, Vigo County, 15 January 1876 — Page 7

Selected Sharp?.

How long will it take your swear-off to wear-oil? Bupgins thinks that dynamite is a •contraction for die aDy minute.

Why if it no crime to pick a chromo agent's pocket? Because ho has pictures.

Let friendship creep gently to a height. If it rush to it, it may soon run itself out of breath.

An author says that one of the uses of adversity is to draw us out. This is true—particularly at the knees and elbows.

The worst yet: Why is a marriage certificate like an article the public can not do without? Because it is a noose paper.

A dancing master committed suieidthe other day. He schottished his own bead oil".—[New York Commercial Advertiser.

The Rothchilds could give §S5 to every man, womrn and child in the country. There, now, don't get excited it isn't certrin they will do it. "It doesn't take me long to make up mv mind, I can tell you," said a conceited fop. "Its always so where the stock of material to make up is small," quietly remarked a young lady.

The saying that "there is more pleasure in giving than receiving," is supposed to apply chiefly to "Kicks, medicine and advice."

A murderer at Watertown, N. Y., wants to be hung with a brass band playing around tiie scalfold. He wants everything a3 horrible as it can be.

An original neighbor of Rip Van Winkle was said to be so lazy that when he went to hoe corn he worked so slowly that the shade of hiB broadbrimmed hat killed the plants. "What size do yon wear, sir?" bland ly inquired tho hatter. "I think,' said the customer, "about—." Just then, in backing towards the mirror, he stepped on apiece of orange peel, and sat dowij suddenly—"about a cap sizi?, I think."

A wag one day asked his friend, ''How many knaves do you suppose are in this street beside yourself?" "Besides myself?" replied the other in a heat. "Do you mean to insult me?" "Well, then," said the first, "how manr do you reckon including yourself?"

Symthe was telling some friends about a wonderful parrot. "Why" said he, "that parrot -cries stop thief so naturally that every time I hear it I always stop. Now, hang it, what are you laughing about."

Nursery Nonsense,

A pious Kau.tuckey mother punished her three children because they walked 5 milts to camp-meeting, and after all came home without "getting religion." "I thoujrht you said your head ached five minutes ago," said mother when George asked for more candy. "So it did," said .George, "and I suppose it does now, only I can't feel it."

When a sweet little child skips up carelessly '^cid rests its molasses-be-smeared fingers on your cassimeres, it is well enough for you to remember that of such is the Kingdom of Ileaven_

The Vermont waif who has been personating Charley Ross seems to be a remarkably precocious impostor. He will be in the Whisky Ring and have a front pew at church when he becomes a man.

The Bofslon Transcript is opposed to trotting balnea on their mothers' knees. The New England infant maybe shaken apart, but the Western baby just ikes it. lie can stand it as long as the knee can.

Some day in the distant future the little nigg-r in the barber-shopjwho silent! holds out his hand for ten cents for striking a man's nose with his brush-broom, will be laid away to rest and ctnip planted, to hide the spot.—[Detroit Free Press.

A little school girl asked her teacher what was meant by "Mrs.Grundy." The teacher replied that it meant "the world." Some days afterward the teacher asked the geography class to which this little "bud of promise" belonged. "What is a zonfc?" After some hesitation this little girl brightened up and replied: "I know its a belt around Mrs. Grundy's waist."

"Miles Standish Adams!" yelled""a Boston mother, poking her head out of the window and addressing her eldest born, who was adjusting his fish-ing-tackle in the back yard. "Come right up stairs this instant and get ready for Sunday school!" Her voice probably failed to reach him, as a few minutes later she looked out again and yelled louder than before: "Miles Standish Adams, don't you hear me? You ought to be ashamed of yourself to be playing with those hooks and lines on Sunday." Can't help it," said Miles,' going right on with his preparations. "Our boys are going to celebrate their Centennial this week they've put me down for speaker, and and I've got to have fish three times a day, even ft I never go to Heaven for it."

Pettiest Pleasantries.

A Yankee editor observing that "the census embraces 17,000,000 women'," asks, "Who wouldn't be a census?"

St. Joseph Herald: "The Maiden's Prayer" is offered in a standing position nowadays, on account of the pin«backs.

A keen satirist of our society has described a typical young lady as looking at you with an expression which said, ''Slap-your-face-for.-two-npntS." T.jr ,, ««onlv a lock of golden hair,

Tne lover wrote. ''Perchance to night It formetb on her pillow fftir A halo bright." "Only a look of golden hair/'fe^fe ..

Ttie maiden, Binilsng sweetly saia. As she hong it overUie .toMkol a chair

And went to bed. At Rawlins, Wy.7 a "new-comer went up to one of the young ladles who were sitting on the gentleman laps, and, inviting her to dance. the n«t set with him, was Uking^her away, when the pard from who* lap she had risen, pointed his revolver at «, the new-comer,and said: Stranger, ^sot her back." "You mean elastics," replied a

Broadway cleark to an old lady!who asked for garters. "I suppose some high-noSed people call 'em'las ticks," fshe said, "but, when I git too stack unto ask for garters, I'll not box my

Susan's ears for saying hose when 4®he means stockings." She got her garters.—[New York Telegram.

That was a shrewd girl, and not devoid of sense, either, who remarked, when other girls were making fun of her short skirts, and effected to be much shocked at the exhibit ion thereof at a party: "If you'd only pull up your dresses about your necks where they ought to be, they'd be as short as mine!" She was not troubled any more. "Pears to me you've got a putty slim lire, Miranda," said a spindling youth the other night as he sat in front of the fireplace by the side of a buxum young lady, who had no earthly use for him. "Yes" she said as she wickedly looked at the floor behind him "its about all you and the fire can do between you to get up a respeptable shadow." "Benjamin." shouted Mrs. Toodles to her husband, who was going out of the gate, "bring me up. 5 cents' worth of snuft' when you come." "SuufI?Mrs. Toodles, snuff?" he ejaculated, as he paused with his hand on the latch "No, no Mrs. Toodles, the times are too hard to admit of such extravagance you mus tickle your nose with a straw when you 'want to sneeze." "Evil Communications," etc.— Mrs, Lyon Hunter's drawing room, during a lecture on "Woman's Rights." Modest youth (in a whisper to young lady looking for a seat): "Er—excuse rue. but do you believe iu the equality of the sexes, Miss Wilhelmina?" Young lady: "Most certainly I do. Mr. Jones." Modest youth "Haw! Ih that case, then, I needn't give you up ray chair."

A young lady writes to the Womans Journal to say that the pull-back rigging is not the proper place for a woman to eary her revolver, as valuble time be loet in drawit. The writer adds: "I always carry mine iu my pocket* My revolver is of medium size, carries No,22 cartridge and the cylinder has seven chambers. In case of emergency I can easily slip my hand into my pocket and,if I chose, raise the hammer as soon Igrasp it, or while drawing it from my pocket. In this way no time is list."

A young man inOiathe, Kan., who is particular about his washing, the other day wrote a note to his washerwoman and one to his girl, and by a strange fatality, put the wrong address on each euvelope and seat them off. The washerwoman was well pleased at an invitation to take a ride the next day, but when the young lady read "If-you muss up my shirt-bosoms, and rub the buttons off my collar any more as you did the last time, I will go somewhere else" she cried all the evening, and declares that she will never speak to 'him agaia.

A member of the California Legislature has a bill for the establishment of whipping posts for the benefit of wife-beaters. This is the right move in the right direction. It is bard on a gentleman to have to whip his wife while she is untied and can squirm or to be obliged to improvise a whipping post out of a bedpost. A public post for this purpose would fill a need long and urgently felt, and we tru3t the praiseworthy example of this California person will be followed by some behefactor of his married fellow citizens in eech and every State of this Union. -,

Personal Paragraphs.

Augustus Evans, according to the Macon Telegraph, wants people t.o call it "In-fel-ee-ctee."

General James Packard, ex-Repret sentativein Congress from Indiana, has been appointed an internal rovenue agent.

Kate Field took a ride in a London cab and was sick for a week. »vlie sa3's she can't see why an American should object to a rido on a fence rail.

Cassius M, Clay's letter announcing his candidature contains the following P. S "The inflationists seem to have gone under with Pendleton*"

The death of James Gordon Benn&t was recently announced in Paris, and several of the papers published more or less elaborate and correct obituary notices.

At a recent dinner in the mountains given to Don Carlo-s, the principal toast, i-Viva King Charles "VII!" was drunk standing. The King himself was drunk sitting.—[Graphic.

Mr. Watterson, of- the Louisville Courier-Journal, himself something of a humorist, says be would rather be the author of one of Mr. Medill's humorous paragraphs, than President.

New York Graphic: "It is now proposed to offer the Centennial laureate's post to Mrs. Sarah J. Hale, the author of our native poem beginning "Mary bad a little ram whose fleas were white as snow,"

When- Edward Eggl?ston taught school in Indiana, he divided Posey county, into four parts, "civilized tribes," "Yahoos," "mungeroons,". and "unexplored regions." "Liokiu' and larnin'" was his motto.

At a fashionable wedding in Washington, a few days ago, the Russian Minister and hi9 wife wero preceded by a chasseur, who stood before them dnriDg the entire ceremony, with a drawn sword glittering in the gaslight. Madame wore a black silk skirt and a brown silk overskirt, and a seal-skin sacque, though every body else was in full dress, and the wedding was a house affair.

In his speech at the late supper of the New Englanders, Gen. Sherman said: "The country is free the negroes' shackles are broken the Chinaman is a man and a brother in theory we are all equal but in reality the New England born are as much superior to us as the Banker Hill monument is to a common grave-stone." Is Sherman a confounded fool, after all

Col. and Mrs. Fred Grant will proba bly always make their homes with the parents of the former,, Mrs. Grant is ao tenderly attached to her eldest son that any separation from him is painful to her, and in return Col. Grant man lies ts towards his mother a devotion in which the chivalry of a lover is mingled with filial respect. Mrs. Fred. Grant holds the place of a much-loved daughter in the affection of her husband's parents. Her winning manner and beauty of perapn have made h»r very popular in Washington.—Washfetter to the Graohin .. fj

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ACMeof Doubtful Cr^mntionFailure of a Fort W«yne Widow lletenseona Life Policy.

On the evening of the day be or the great Chicago fir6. A. J. Mattiso left Fort Wayne, his home, d* stood not on the order of his goiDi but departed for reasons. Mr. Matt son has been accused ot inllating th' currency oi the country in a manm not authorised dy law, and it was relieve the Government of the tron ble of prosecution that he hid himsei away. In a few days news came tha he had been burned to death- in tb. Tremont House, in Chicago,aud tb widow made a pilgrimage to tl burnt district to search for her huband's bones. She endeavored to col lect 54,300 insurance held by Mattisoi iu the Masonic Mutual Beneilt Soc ety, but being unable to bring suffic ient proof of his death to satisfy th society's secretary, the claim was refused aDd she instituted suit on tinpolicy. About this time she remov ed to Noble, 111., and the suit has no been pushed in the courts at For Wayne' though she ba recently placed herself in communication with Col. J. O Martin, in this city, with a view tr pressing a settlement. From variou and sundry circumstances not expedient. to mention here, the Colonel is satisfied tbst Mattisou was not cremated in the Tremont House at the time of the Chicago lire, or any othei fire. He is, in fact, firmly convinced that he never was cremated, and that in case of emergency he could point out the spot where his bones repose, and could perhaps produce them materialized iu the halls of justice. The correspondence that has passed, and is even now passing, between the lady and the officers of the society is a mode! of diplomacy, thefair claimant evidently possessing talent and tact of no maan order. In the meantime the officials are waiting the course of event3 patiently, apparently not much afraid that Mrs. Mattison will ever bring the bones of her husband forward in proof of bis de mise, though the case may develop with age into a real sensation.

Union No. 93S—Samuel Hook, Master J. Ring, Sec. Pimento 2 delegates. Wabash Valley No. 1,058—A Knoppe, Mastei J. Homer, Secretary. Prairieton 4 delegates.

West Vigo No. 1,047—H. Bloom, Master W. J. Cuslc, Sec. Nelson 3 delegates Pierson No. 1,097—T. -V Payne, Master J. B. Tryon, Sec. Pimento 3 delegates.

Lost Creek No. S." E. Couttrin, Master: H. 0,, DicKerson, Sec. Seeleyvllle 5

O.K. No. 1,181—J.B.Bailey, Mastr Wm, Bally,Sec. Prairieton 4 delegates.Otter Creek No. 1,181—J. H. Walts, Mas ter J. Orth, Secretary. Ellsworth 5 delegates.

Riley No. 1,255—J. Neat, Master J. Mc Grill, Sec". Riley 2 delegates. South Vigo No. 1,399—wm. Bell, Master J. B* Casida, Sec. Terre Haute 3 delegates.

Sankey No. 1,268-J. J. Furrell, Master B. F. Bedlom, Sec. Terre Haut« 5 dele gates.

Eureka No. 1.383—Levi Boyle, Master, W. Randolph, irec. Pimento Side legates. Plymouth No. 1,512—E. M. Rector, Master W. Moreliead, Sec, Terre Hante 3 delegates.

Marion No. 1,426—Alex Rowln, Master J. Mewhinney, Sec. Terre Hante 6 dele gates.

New Goshen No. 1.5S2—Daniel Barbour, Master T. M. Balker, Secretary. New Gosheu 3 delegates.

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WHERE ABE3IIS BOXES?

A Philadelphia girl will squander $1,000 on a shopping tour lasting two hours, and after she gets home vill remark: "If I'd only had money enough I'd have got a new dress."

Yale withdrew from the college boating association three weeks ago, and Jher professors cah't understand why a great financial panic or a general hurricane has not, swept the country.

It is estimated that forty-eight members of Congress will "deliver speeches on the "currency" before grass starts. Look out for shinplas ters with the ends torn off. ':I want you either to hit me or stop making such a blamed racket," said a thief at whom a Detroit policeman was shooting. Even a thief has aright to public peace.

Just as the solem bells of midnight tolled the old year to go, and ask the new to come, he grabbed a lamp-post swayed aroutid and shouted: "Ilurah f'ryeightee fifty-zix!"

THE GRANGE.

Joseph Gilbert, Master,Terre Haute. H, D. rtcott, Secretary, Terre Haaoe. J. (-A. OouUam, Purchasing Agerct. The Council meats on the first SatnrJay of each month, at 10 o'clock A. M., iu Dowling Hall.

The Couucil is composed of twenty-seven subordinate Granges, is represented by o»e delegate for each twelve members, and was organized on the 3d day of March, 1874.

Honey Creek Grange .'o. 1.—Crandie, Master David Pugh, Secretary. Terre Haute.—!—delegates.

Rural No. 2.—Joseph Gilbert, Master Mrs. Jos. Gilbert, Sec. Terre Haute 0 delegates.

Prairie Creek No. 504—J. "Ward, Master J. W. Beauchamp, Secretary. Prairieion 4 delegates.

Nevins.No 1,602—H. W. McCllntock, Master J. W. MeClintock, Sec. Fountain 2 delegates.

West Liberty No. 1,658~W.T, Pettlnger, Master Dan'l Hawoll, Sec. LlbertyvilJe 3 delegates.

Praire No. 1,568—H. E. Bently, Master C. MaPlierson.aec Praiiieton 2 delegates. Atherton No- Geo. Walker, Master J. N. Walker. Sec, Atherton 2 delegates

Cory No. 1,54» -W: J. Witty, Master J. S. Dunham, Sec. Terre Haute 3 delegates. Center (Vigo) No. 1,944—J. Wallace, Master F.Christy, Sec. Riley 3 delegates.

Center (Clay) No. 1,508—John Burns, Master: T. J. Fires. See. Coffin 2 delegates.

Vigo No. 1,747—George Payne, Master uswls 3 delegates. Union. 111., No. 830—J. Dawson, Master A. Dnniav. Sec. Terre Haute:

Wabash", ill., No. 802—H. H. Irwin, Mas* ter Jt. Smith, Sec. Terre Haute 3 delegates.

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Shop on First street, between Walnut and Poplar Terre Haute, Ind. REPAIRING done in the moat rabstaatial manner, at ahort notlse, and aa liberal in prioe as any establlflhaient in (toa State. Orders solicited and punctual!) attended to.

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Steam Engines, Cogl Shafts, Flour and Saw Mill Machinery, Bank Gars, tioad Scrapers,

Building Fronts, Cane Mills,

Yarious Patterns of Fencing, School Fnrnilnre, &c*t and havfiig the LARGEST ASSORTMENT OF PATlKRNS IN THE STATE, can give its -cuetcoiers the advantage of. repairs without tost of patterns.

I.o ur« rjarricd or coatoiaplatc mar-

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DrI Kutts :c:ip:os a double hou^e of twenty•teren rooms IB indorsed bv tsomeof thcniosc celebnted iriMicn! profescored/ thiicoantry an Kurnn-j. and c*n h««^onsu'tud per•OQaUr or bv mail. :»n the monMonfi h." workf. ©/Mee'iin'"' prriors I? »•. .Htokctr**--

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Business Directory.

Th Names and Location of the Leading Business Houses of Terre Haute,

o&r Parties visiting Terre Haute will do well to cut tbia out and carry it with them for reference. We editorially guarante that this list is composed only of the mos responsible, reliable and llrst-class house 3-

ARCHITECTS.

Benjamin Kogers, 7 Beach's Block. CKOCKEBY.'

Theo. Stahl, 325 Main. CHINA, GLASS AND QUEKNSWARE. H, S. HicbarditoD, Main, bet. 3d and 4t

DKTJQQISTS.

Bantln A Armstrong, Main and 6th. WHOLESALE DRUGGISTS. tinlltU A Berry, Corner 4th and Main.

FURNITUKE DEALERS.

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