Terre Haute Daily Gazette, Volume 1, Number 302, Terre Haute, Vigo County, 22 May 1871 — Page 3

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A evige of John lhibinson's monkeys held an indignation meeting over tfie matter the other day, after the performance. A venerable chimpanzee, whose ^ray hair- eu'.illed him liie distineion, \V:is made ciiairman, and si it ing in a ^wimr,prc-.-ideiS with the ulniostdignity. lie got a littii.' excited in his speech as lie look the chair, 'out tliH^was pardonable under the circumstances "What," exeiaimed this venerable baboon "man descended iioiuus'.' I repudiate the idea wiili scorn. True, we "have our faults.

Wo are accused of cutting up mocikey shines sometimes, and not without causes, but tiiM attempt, to make u-: father on us the human race is altogether too much, is it not enough that poverty requires us to travel around the country in this manner to inakea livelihood to exhibit ourselves to gaping men, woman and children also muck a head, when wo-thirds of them haven't any head ar aii to speak of without having it ilung in our faces that we originated the pack of fooU styled men

His remarks were received .with every expression of delight possible to the monkey. Home stood on their pyramidal heads, ol hers hung by their tails, while others threw llip-ilaps from one end of the cage to the oiher.

A monkey who has traveled much and seen it great deal, and who has prohaoly used the cut's paw to pull more ehestnuts out of the /ire than tiny other monkey of his age, next .addressed his fellow-monkeys.

Slid he: "This Darwin has inflicted a disgrace upon u-i that no monkey of any self-respect will hesitate to resent. 1 limg his base insinuations hack into Ids teeth! |A wihlchiiiterofapphiu.se.] If man was indeed descended from us, what a fall was there, my countrymen! [Prolonged howls of derision, if I had this base slanderer of our rue.'—tii is Darwin, who dar-irhi fame by traducing us—i would r-r-r-r-rend him in pieces with these pentadactyloiis hands, and whip him to death with this prehensile tail [I mine use cheeri ng.]

The chairman inturripfed the speaker to remind him that no puns would be allowed. Xoboby but men perpetrated jams, and a pun was altogether beneath the dignity of any monkey who had the least respect for himself. The speaker promised to be more guarded in the future, and proceeded with his remarks. "Look al the l'oiiics men perpetrate everyday. Did you ever know a monkey to make such a fool of himself as they do Did you ever know a monkey to buy tieket to a menagerie and go staring around and making remarks ahoul better people than himself? Did a monkey ever gel drunk, or talk about his neighbors, or wear a plug hat (unless it was fastented on his head by a detestable ringmaster!, or sue for a divor iacet or color his whiskers, or

Tremendous applaine loilowed his speech. After some further remarks on the part of distinguished monkeys of like tenor, the meeting passed a scries ot sesolutions utterly repudiating the Darwinian theory, and adjourned.

Van Ieri)ilfs Son* ami Sons-iu-l.aw. The ('ommodore has iiecn rather fortunate in his alliances and kindred genernl!v. Allowing that one of this boys ^Cornelius'* has been wild, the other

William Henry.) i^as steady KS could be desired. Cornelius, indeed, has promised to turn over a new leat, and probably will come out all right. The Commodore has the satisfaction to llnd William a capable and efficient railroad man, who now serves as Vice President of the Hudson River Central. William is now in his iiftieth year, iind lit 11v restored to health. One of hi sons, William K. Vanderbilt, assists him as private secretary, and anothei oil of them (Cornelius, Jr.,) is treasurer of the llarlem road. The Commodore jneans that his children shall be working •iuen, and he has found them ready to undertake anv duty required. His sons-in-law have also caught his emulous and ambitious spirit, anil are making their mark as railroad men. One. of them, Daniel Torrance, was Vice

President of the Central and did good service in that office. The Commodore has recently made

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Darwin's theory concerning the descent of man is creating a tremendous sensation among the monkeys. They have ju*t heard of it, and, are terribly exercised. They repudiate the whole theory. That man descended Ironi they consider a slur on the entire m.mkey race.

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or eat lia.sii, or—or run lor (...on.^re.ss CUKSFIKU UNA 'A MFE ISVI« I»KINXever [Screams and screeches of assent.] "ATan descended 1'romthe monkey, indeed! If we were dc.-cetided from man it would be sullieiently disgraceful. I get ashamed when think there i* a :i posiltility of connecting link. Look at them in their political conventions. In our most idiotic moments did we ever yell and howl as they do "Look at lliem in Congress. A whole menagerie on a drunk couldn't behave worse. And where did they get it They didn't get it from u, that is a sure tiling. The key to their cussed nonsense is not the inon-key. [An admonishing shake of the head from the president."? Mr. Darwin must seek for his aneestrv elsewhere, and let the monkey alone. lie might perhaps trace it to the beasts of the field or the birds of the air, or what is more likely) the jackass

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HAVE compiled full, concise and complete for the information of persons, intending to take up a Homestead or Fre-Einption in this poetry of the West, embracing Iowa, Dakota, and Nebraska and other sections. It explains how to proceed to secure 160 acres of Rich Farming Land for Nothing, six months before you leave your home, in tne most healthful climate. In short it contains just such instructions as are needed by those intending to make a Home and Fortune in the Free Lands of the West. I will send one of these printed Guides to any person for 25 cents. The information alone, which, it gives is worth $5 to anybody. Men who came here two and three years ago, and took a farm, are to-day independent.

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Cured of Catarrh and Deafness of lO Years Duration.

CITY, March S, 1870.

DR. IXORAHAM, WOOSTER, OHIO—DeRr Sii: Thesis bottles you sent me by express came I .safely to me, and 1 am most happy to state that the the OIL has cured me ot Catarrh nnd Deafness. No man can realize the difference juntil he has once passed thrcugh ten years years of deprivation of sound and sense, as 11 did. I talk Macedonian Oil wherever I go.

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DR. I NORA if AM, WOOSTEK, OHIO—Gents Macedonian Oil lias cured me of Inflamation of the Bladderarid Kidney diseases (and old sores)

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A Lad/ Seventy-five Years Old Cured oj Rheumatism. 8o BEAVKR AVE., AI.LF.GHENV CITY,)

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RHEUMATISM.

Co.—GentsOct.I12,1869.

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upon the pit of the stomach of a child, will cause the bowels to be emptied, and alloes kept in contact with a raw surface will produce same eflect as if the medicine had been taken into the stomach. So said the great Dr. Clutterback. Very many persona know the operation of croton oil when placed upon the tongue, to say the least, it is speedy. Purgatives in some shaje, are indispensable in the practice of medicine. Many diseases are incurable without them and all of the simple disorders of thesystem are benefitted by their use. The great desideratum in their administration has been to get one which has either laxative or purgative, as was needed—always mild but always efficient—and the use of which did not make it necessary to continue its use. This hasat last beendone. ESWABD WILDKB'S FAMILY PILLS fulfill all the requirements of the ja.se. They area laxative, yet sure purgative, yet mild. In small doses, they meet the first want in large doses, they fulfill the latter but in whatever quantity given, they create no necessity for they create no morbid state of the alimentary canal tube, but leave it cleansed and urge It to renewed health. They are, In brief, a blessing to the individual who suffers from constipation and needs a laxative, and are indispensable to him who is parched with fever and requires a purgative. Use them, all you who value health.

llclmintlioiogy.

A distinguished physiologist liasdeclared that it seems to be a principle of nature that every situation capable of supporting organic bodies should be peopled with them. The huge whale is often driven to madess by an almost invisible member of the tribe of vermes. The history of Helrnintliology abounds in illustrations of the iutlucnce of worms in the production of disease and in the exasperation of their symptoms. The frequency of worms in the bodies of men, their obviousness to the senses, together with their common connection with enfeebled and morbid stales oi the animal economy, all tend to render them ail object of interest from the remotest periods. The very ablest minds have been devoted to t'he study of these entoza with the view of discovering some substance which wascapiible of speedily,safelyand permanently expelling them lrom the human sytem. EDWARD WII.DEK'S MOTHER'S WOKM SYKDP is a true vermicide, a genuine worm destroyer, a botin jidc vermifuge. Its taste is delightful, its effects arc quick, its results unfailing. It is free from danger. No intestinal worm can live in its presense. Mothers! destroy the worms which infest your little ones, with this deiightful syrnp.^

Br. Lacnncc.

This renowned Frenchman did more perhaps to clear up the mysteries which before his time had invested the nature of chest diseases than any other physician who ever lived. Yet with all his skill in detecting the nature and form of the malady before him, he was sadly deficient in his knowledge of remedies. He drew vivid pictures of coughs, colds, pleurisy, consumption, croup, bronchitis, catarrhs and all the affectionsof the air passages still he left but few words concerning their treatment. The youngest physician to-day knows better how to manage any one of these chest troubles he knows the value of the wild cherry he is acquainted with its supreme virtues he is aware of the many potent agents which enter into the combination of Eklward Wilder* Compound ExLraci of Wild Cherry, and knows that with the use oi this truly great medicine he is fully master or the situation. He lias no fear in the presence of croup, no misgivings at the advance of bronchitis he grapples wtth consumption, and subdues ever\'-CPuS'b cold, or catarrh. Hence every family should 2'way* have this invaluable medicine at hand.'.

Indigestion^

"Which makes sleep a paiu, anil turns its balm to wormwood," is, we all .know, the most, common of all the disorders of ihe stomach. It is also the mostobstinate. It has been the most written about. No disease presents such various, contrary, and incompatible symptoms. They contradict all the laws of order,constancy and inconsistency, which regulate natural events they bother the doctor, and can only be read by him who is skilled in the booked"-nature. It is sell' evident that the different forms of indigestion are to be met by corresponding methods of cure. It has been said that the perfection of medical skill istlic talent of applying to each individual case its precise and asit were, its individual cure. This is tie object which every conscientious physician pursues unceasingly, and never can rest satisfied until he has overtaken. Edward. Wilder''a Stomach Bitters, their body being the purest of copper- distilled whisky, makes this object attainable alike to all. They area specific—the disease specifying the remedy, n_ot the remedy-tin disease. They are a combination of substances which meet the speciality of the disorder by a corresponding speciality ot cure. They should be kept in every well-regu-Iated family: Ihey are indispensable to health"

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every

variety of cutaneous disease, whether of rheumatic or scrofulous or simple origin. They were given in tetter, ringworm, nettle-asli, roseash,'pimples, scrofula, ulcers, old sores, falling of the hair, etc. In all they did good, in icost they effected a cure. Rut it has remained for Edivard Wilder'* Sarsaparilla and Potash to perform the most remarkable cures awarded to any known medicine. It possesses virtues shared by no other combination of these substances. It is a therapeutic marvel. Against all the diseases atAvhich it is aimed it is simply resistless it never fails. See to it that you suffer not one day longer with tiny of the ills which it cures. Get it at once.

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