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OrtADL^ CONG. Tlvy spread tifir snils and sjxnl away, <)>r sinus of darklim; blue; And brought tlie Iwst from many lands, My little out*, for you. Soft silks to wrap thy dainty limbs; Sea corals, v. hit t and tvd; linre perannes, strings of shining (xuirls, And down to line thy bed. Tlt« sailor’s Imb© has hair of gold, That falls in Hi Ikon curls; Between his parted coral lips Are rows of seedling pearls; And when the liereo storm dragons blow Their trumpet blasts of glee. His mother folds him closer yet, A-sleeping on her knee. Oh. hush thee, hush thee, baby mi net What if the night be dark / The same eye watches lovingly Babd's bed and sailor’s bark; And he who in his mighty hand Doth hold the land and sea. Hath care for both his little ones— The sailor’s babe and thee. —Yankee Blade.

No Knting with the Knife.

A well known Chicagoan recently spent a Sunday in the insane asylum at Kankakee. He went there to see one of the patients, and lie took dinner with him, occupying a scat at one of the tables set apart for “mild cases.” During the progress of the meal a patient at another table arose, carefully deposited his napkin at the side of his

phased by a Gander.

A man who was caught in the act of skinning a neighbor's sheep covered his embarrassment by declaring that no sheep could bite him and live.

THE STANDARD OF FRANCE.

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Explanation of the Color of the

Flag of tho Krench Kings.

Littivdefined itas a small silk stand-

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The Drug CIerI;’t» Complaint.

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table, caught another patient with a powerful uppercut W the ear. ‘‘There?” he cried, “tha* teach you better than toeat with your knife.” In a moment more the aggressor was seized by alert attendants and hurried away to his own room. It was explained that this was his one hallucination. He became wild whenever he saw a man eating with his knife. On his way hack on the train the Chicago visitor thought what an awful task this poor fellow would have if he were

Montana,Oreffon mhI Wafthington. I allowed to eat in certain local restauA correct map ot tho uorthwoat will show that! rants and hotels, where at least half of

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narrow escape from an enraged gan-

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Tbe men of a certain Maine regiment, which was in tbe enemy’s country in lS(!g, considered tbe order “no foraging" an additional and uncalled for hardship. One afternoon about dusk a soldier was seen beating a rapid retreat from tho rear of a farmhouse near by, closely pursued by a gander with wings outspread, whose feet seemed scarcely to touch tho ground, and from whose beak issued a succession of angry screams. The fugitive was not reassured by thecriesof the gander’s owner: “Hold on, man, hold on! Ho won't hurt you!” “Call olf your gander! Call him o!T!” shouted the fleeing soldier. Neither man nor gander stopped until inside the camp lines, when tho soldier's friends relieved him of his fierce pursuer with the aid of the butt of a musket. “Did that gander think he could chase me like that and live?” the soldier exclaimed, as he surveyed the outstretched bird; but he said nothing of the baited hook, with cod line attached, which might have thrown light on the unfortunate gander's strange actions.—Youth’s Companion.

the guests are known in tho vernacular as “sword swallowers.”—Chicago

Herald.

Time Saved by Electric Light*. In the Postofliee Central Savings bank, in London, it has been found after two years’ experience of electric lighting that the average amount of illness has been diminished by about two days per year for each person on tlie stall'. This is equivalent to a gain to the service of tho time of about eight clerks iu that department alone. Taking the cost at the “overtime” rate only, this would mean a saving in salaries of i!t)4tt a year. The cost of tlie installation of tlie electric light was icCM 1 .). and the annual cost of working JC700 per annum, say a total annual cost of i! 1,0.14. The cost of gas consumetl for lighting purposes was £700 a year, so that on the whole there was a direct saving of something like £200 a year to the government, besides tlie material advantage of the better work of the staff, resulting from tho improved atmospheric conditions under which their work is done.—New York Telegram. A Warning to Coquet ten. A iudy in the reign of Charles I, in some tit of caprice, behaved so toward a suitor whom in her heart she loved that, believing himself utterly discarded, he joined tlie king’s army, and was killed at the battle of Newbury. Iu obedience to her father, she afterward married an oflicer in tho army; but on the marriage day, feeling too surely that her heart was broken, she wrote u letter expressing that conviction, and relating the causes, and requesting that she might he buried near her first ami only love. These words were written on tho envelope, beneath a black seal: 5Vlu*n I am dead ami cold Then let the truth be told. According to her own presentiments she died, and on her death bod pointed to the cabinet where the paper would be found in •which the cause of her secret grief was disclosed. —New York Lodger. The system of indicating the Iieginning and closo of school sessions by hoisting and lowering the American flag, which was instituted in this city by Professor Franklin, has spurred a number of Orange street urchins on to imitation. Not long ago a youngster living on that thoroughfare went out into the back yard early one morning armed with a spade and a long pole. With the former he dug a hole in the ground, in which he placed the latter, and firmly fixed it there. Then ho rigged a sort of rope and pulley to the pole and hoisted a “sort of a kind of’ an American flag. This ho lowered every evening and hoisted every morning with great regularity and much evident satisfaction. The small boy who lives next door soon looked over the fence and saw what his youthful neighbor had been doing; and forthwith ho became seized with a desire to do likewise. He did likewise, and very soon two flags in adjoining yards were hoisted and lowered with great regularity every day. Then other boys who lived thereabouts saw the flags, and now there are at least eight or nine alleged American flags fluttering from as many poles in as many back yards. All aro hoisted in the morning and lowered at evening. —Albany Express,.

Secret of Sleep Is Regularity.

The experience of a night worker has led to some philosophical and logical conclusions. It seems that his duties were of a nature to keep him awake until the joy and freshness and exhilaration of the dawn banished all desire for sleep. He tried to read himself to sleep, to count himself to sleep, to think himself to sleep, and to use a little Christian science and imagine he was asleep, all to no purpose. lie deflected his eyes downwaril until he was nearly crosseyed. He darkened the room, and ho dimly lighted it. He put his poor head on the pillow and under the pillow, on the lounge and on the floor. He tried and wore out every sleep producing drug known. Finally ho became really ill, and was bundled

off to tho country to recuperate.

He went to b'd at 10 o'clock because every one else did. He rose at 7 for the same reason, when lo! tlie desired cure was brought about when he least expected it. After a little he went to sleep and wakened with the regularity of clockwork. In accordance with his experience he advises every one to go to bed at a certain hour every night, whether they are sleepy or not, and to arise at a certain hour in the morning, whether they feel refreshed and wakeful or not. Nature is a creature of habit, and after his harrowing experience with drugs and nostrums lie has decided that nature is the only physician who can cure insomnia.—New

York Sun.

The World's First WcUUIlig. What a morning that was of the world's first wedding! Sky without a ’loud. Atmosphere without a chill. Foliage without a crumpled leaf. Meadows without a thorn. It shall be in church—the great temple of n world, sky domed, mountain pillared, sapphire roofed. The sparkling waters of the Gihon and the Hiddekel will make the fount of the temple. Larks, robins and goldfinches will chant the wedding march. Violet, lily and rose burning incense in the morning sun. Luxuriant vines sweeping their long trails through the forest aisle—upholstery of a spring morning. Wild beasts standing outside

j said, under the low Latin word auril llumma, that it was the flag itself that i was the auriflamme, and that it was I a gonfalon with three tails of a vermeil color, and was attached to a lance; or, again, that it was a glaive , entirely gilt, to which was attached a ! vermeil banner. The word glaive here i must refer simply to tlie blade of the j lance; tho gilding probably to its pole : also. Iu the Fourteenth century, according to Guiart, it was of reddish, or rather of reddening (roujoiant) silk stutf, quite uniform and self colored, and without the representation of anything else on its red ground (simple, sans pourtraiture d’autre afaire), like

the Chinese chcn.

That vermeil was a red, and that that particular red was the Roman purple red, is pointed to by Sicille, the herald of Alphonsus the Wise, of Arragon, in his Fifteenth century “Heraldry of Colors,” where tie says the “red or vermeil color” is of great estate and dignity, as the auriflamme standard of red silk, miraculously scut from heaven to the Gaulish kings, well shows. Here we have again tlie "divine” or sacred character which was imparted to the Chinese war flag by the sacriflcal blood. As to the word itself, we find auriflannne, orie tlanibe (where one is certainly golden), oriflanibe, oriflamble, oriflan, oriflande, orillor, oriflour and even a low Latin olliflamma, which recalls the eastern word olifant, the earliest form of elephant, which seems to have a like origin with tho Hebrew aleph, an ox. The word oriflatnme, as the name of the plain red flag, is clearly and straightly golden flame

simply.

The adjective golden arises equally clearly from the golden red of the vermeil color of the flame itself; the expression “tho red gold’’ is a common old English one, and the laureate's “brow bound with burning gold” will not soon leave the language. The explanation of golden in oriflamme

and gi t all the clerk's he wanted. I don’t doubt it. But I fancy that if you were sick you would rather not have your medicine put up by a clerk who had been whittled in like a dog. And there is another fact about drug clerks —they are about the only clerks that I know of who have not some sort of protective union. Do you know why that is? You never saw a drug clerk in your life who didn't expect that at some time or other he would have a

store of his own.

This is not true of all clerks in other lines of business. The drug clerk must therefore take as much interest in his employer's business as the employer himself. Tho clerk knows that his employer is doing well. I need not tell you that there is money in the drug business. The clerk wants to get where tho employer is, some day. Aud when he does he will make his clerk work as long as he works now. Now, if the carpenters and other fellows would take this bit of policy or philosophy or whatever you choose to call it, and apply it to their cases there wouldn’t be so much kicking. The cold fact is we are all reaching for that rung of the ladder that will help us get to the top.—Chicago Tribune.

Kin# LoopoLl and Otieen Victoria. King Leopold of Belgium speaks and writes English with ease and accuracy. He never lets a Sunday pass without writing an autograph letter to his friend and ally, Queen Victoria. Whenever lie travels ho takes with him his confidential English attendant, Mr. Charles Murray, who has been in his service nearly a quarter of a century. Although the king of the Hi Igians has aged perceptibly during the past ten years, he has never lost the equanimity of temper which made him so popular in his youth. r i*he king is now 55 years of age, but his health is good and he expects to live many years more.—New York World. Where Some Jcruey ( own Come From. There was a time when nobody in this country paid ii fiH) for a cow. Now we are not surprised to read of one dairy farmer buying a hundred Jerseys, in Colorado, paying that amount in rash for everyone of them. It still seeKs a little odd, however, to get the heifers of the Isle of Jersey from a Rocky mountain ranch.—Boston Transcript.

Still 5Yjilting for the Hoy. A sad reminder of the great blizzard is the mental condition of a New York man living in the fashionable part of Lexington avenue not far from Thirtyseventh street. This man had an only son, who went out in a boat the day before the blizzard came for a sail down the hay. Tlie boat was never heard of after that and the young man very probably was lost. Yet the father did not lose hope. Day after day ho waited for news of his son's rescue. Ho hoped that some vessel had picked the little boat up, or that by some other means tho boy's life

was saved.

The body not having been found the man could not believe the boy dead.

from the gilding of the pole of the flag For We(iks ho waitc d to hear some

news, hut none came. Under the load

is an utterly inadmissible one. There is one other possible explanation, however. The flag of Ali has what M. de Beaumont, in his fascinating “Origine du Blazon,” calls golden “flames” on the red ground, and he also says that the French flag exhibits similar “flames.” But the first seems to me to be tongues, and the second flowers (the lleur de lis?), which would account for the names oriflour, oireflor, just mentioned. In any case this will not apply to the self colored oriflamme flag, which all ought to be agreed was the original one.—Gentleman's Maga-

zine.

Henry Irving and Wilson Barrett. The knowledge is very general that there exists a feeling of jealousy between the two noted English actors, Henry Irving and Wilson Barrett. When the latter first resolved to come to this country it is stated that the fooling on the part of Irving grew very strong, and, meeting Barrett on the Strand one day, he said in his halting tones: “So—eh—Barrett, I eh—hear you are—ch—going to America.” Barrett replied, in bis highly dramatic voice: “Well, I had thought of so doing, Irving.” “Well—eh—America is a—eh— young country ; good eh- you know, but you—eh—must discriminate.” “So I have a-heard.” “What do you- eh—propose to inflict <'i: -eh them, Barrett?” “Well, 1 had a-tirst thought of play-

IIer«‘’n a Kite-String for You, Hoy^. It. will require G5.000 tons of twine to bind the grain crop of this conntry this season, should it be an average crop. Every pound should measure about COO feet. Now, boys, suppose you had all this twine for a kite-string, how high could you fly yonr kite? 1,060,607 17-204 miles. That’s right. The kite might go up out of your sight and surprise the man in the moon. Some of this twine is very strong, made of Manilla and Sisal, and some of it is poor we fear it would fail you just at a time when the kite was highest. If yen want a perfectly safe and sure string get that made by the Deering Factory, which is made of the best fibre, in the best manner, and is of groat strength, and induce your father to buy this for bis harvester, and it will servo either his purpose or yours and make both of

you happy.

The Census Taker— Have yon any children, madam? Lady—Two girls. “Black, white, octoroon, Indian, Chinese or Japanese?” “Sir!”—New

York Sun.

the circle looking on, like family ser-

vants from the hack door gazing upon '"g Claudian, and thcii, a-perchance,

the nuptials; the eagle, king of birds; to give them Hamlet. ’

the locust, king of insects; the lion, "Hamlet? Why, I — ch — have

king of beasts, waiting. Carpet of played Hamlet there,

grass like emerald for the human pair This was said with such an air of

superiority that Barrett was nettled, and he snapped out angrily: “Well, confound you, do you a-think you arc

to walk on. Hum of excitement, as there is always before u ceremony. Brass bladesand leaves whisp'Ting, and

of grief his mind almost gave way, and to this day the old man, whose mind is now almost a wreck, expects at the least noise in tho block'to hear

that his son has been found.

If there is a sound of hurrying feet on the pavement outside he will get up to see if there is not a messenger hoy coming with news from his son. All through the night he awakes at the slightest noise, and his first inquiry is whether tho news of his son's rescue has come.—Cor. Baltimore American.

A Hol<> Through Hi* Hotly.

“Lieut. Muncie, of the Sixty-first Georgia regiment," said ('apt. Tip, “was one of the most remarkable men I ever knew. He was a slender, cadaverous looking man, with apparently no physical strength, yet he lived through what would have killed a

dozen ordinary men, and is alive to- ; y auip i e bottle free. tf day. In the early part of the war he ! was shot through and through. The j An Australian musician invented a baH struck the breast bone and shat- , trombone that is played by steam. Its tered it, passed through his body -God Save the Queen” can be heard and came out within an inch four milps . He bad har( , laek witb of ins spine between two ribs, i .... After a desperate struggle f or j‘L however, for the people of his own

town drove him out as a nuisance.

IIolil It to till. Light.

The man who tells you confidentially just what will cure your cold is prescribing Kemp’s Balsam this year. In the preparation of this remarkable medicine for coughs and colds no expense is spared to comj bine only the best and purest ingredi ients. Hold a Bottle of Kemp’s Balsam to the light and look through it; notice the bright, clear look; then > compare with other remedies. Large i bottles at all druggists 50c. and #1.

a desperate struggle

life lie recovered and joined his regiment. At the battle of Monaccasie I

creek Vic was again wounded, the ball r . i- t r n • i

entering between the corresponding • ° r ''om aU * ,ck ™« resulting

ribs«'ii tbe other ^iue of iii> spine and j f Ium a '"‘-eased liver,

issuing from the same hole that the

iirsM,all entered at. The second shot 1 p ariB reee ntly, was one of the few must have taken the passage inside . , ,, . _ Mi ie’s body that the first ball made ; «»rv:vors of the court of Charles X.,

Look to Simmons Liver Regulator

Count Charles Dillon, who died in

in going in the opposite direction. He was in prison with me later and appeared to suffer no unusual pain.”—

Atlanta Constitution.

Consumption at IIIkIi Altltmlr*. The distribution of phthisis in Swit-

zerland has been reported upon in Tbe

the birds a-chatter, each one b > his mate, the only man that can play Hamlet?' Lmcet bv Dr. L. Schrotter. Facts Yl... 1. ..11 4-1.a ..Vv..,l.. IT.. .1. ^.11 4-1... 111 \ 1 T 4>]i Giinlr i • * . i i \

Hush, all the clouds. Hush, all the birds. Hush, the waters, for the king of tlie human race advances, and his bride. Perfect man, lending to tlie altar a perfect woman. God, her father.

“No! no! But I—eh think vouch—are the only man that can't.”—

Chicago Herald.

Hare ?>l«-clical Case*.

gives away the bride, and angels art' \ Two remarkable medical cases were the witnesses, and tears of morning \ reported from the City hospital. The dew stand in the blue eyes of the vio- j first was that of a surgical operation lets. And Adam takes the round hand, j by Dr. Joseph RansohotT, who per-

thnt has never been worn with work or : formed the dillieult task of transplant- ; that lie lower, yet the ratio is not by stung with pain, into his own stout grasp ing a new nose on the features of any means inversely proportionate to

and figures stated do not give much support to tlie common impression that high altitudes are practically free from consumption. Tables of deaths for the years 1S76-S6 show that the disease is endemic to every district of Switzerland, not one escaping it. It is true that deaths from this cause are fewer in the high regions than in those

and says: "This is now bone of my a woman who had lost that organ

bone and flesh of my flesh.” Tumults through disease.

of joy break forth nmVafl tho trees of tho ' The second ease was that of an inwood clap their hands, and all the gal fant which was born with its liver ablories of the forest sound with carol and' normally enlarged and out of place, chirp and chant, and the circle of ; being situated over the stomach, which Edenic happiness is complete; for while held only a fluid ounce instead of havevery quail hath answering quail, and inghalf a pinteapacity. The liver itself every fish answering^Ish, and every j weighed a pound instead of three or

fowl answering fowl, and every beast four ounces. Tlie child was brought j early connection with Harper & of the forest a fit companion, at last | from Dayton and operated upon for Brothers. He was a $t> clerk there man, the immortal, has for mate wo- j an artificial exit. This was a success. | and wanted $8. It was refused him

( Then emaciation set it and the child ' aiul said he was going into the

the altitude. It is remarked that consumption, prevails wherever the population is largely industrial. Agricultural populations suffer less from it than do industrial populations at tho

same altitude.

A Story of ‘'Napoleon** Ives.

I heard a story of Henry S. Ives and

man, the immortal.

Married Wednesday, tho 1st day of died. A jhisI mortem was held, which June, in the year 1, Adam, the ill's! disclosed tho fact that the liver lay di-

man, to Eve, the first woman, high heaven officiating.—T. De Witt Tul-

mage in Ladies’ Home Journal.

agonally across the stomach. It is the first ease of the kind on record.—Cin-

cinnati Enquirer.

banking business if he didn't get the raise. "Within a week lie had gone into a broker’s office. I hear of his spending 810 a day nowon his lunches.

—Cor. New York Press.

to whom ho was page of honor during tho last four years of his reign. Pit KSCRI I'll ONS OF ALL PHYSICIANS, Accurately compounded at Allen’s drugstore where you can find tho largest stock of toilet articles, perfumeries, cosmetics, sponges, bath, shaving and tooth brushes. Truss fitting a specialty. All the leading patent medicines can bo found on my shelves. My stock of drugs and chemical cannot be excelled in town. Also solo agent for Yan Wert’s Balsam for the throat and lungs, which I can recommend to all as a superior remedy for coughs, colds, asthma, bronchitis and consumption. Wo guarantee to cure or money refunded. Call for a trial size free. Large dollar bottle, holding one-half pint, for 50 cents. Remember the place, Allen’s drug store, Albert Allen, Prop. tf It is estimated at the War Department that if any foreign power should tackle this country it would be confronted by the enormous total of

7,000,000 lighting men.

Prof. Loisette’s Memory System is creating greater interest than ever in all parts of the country, and persons wishing to improve their memory should send for his prospectus free, as advertised in another column.5-6m