Greencastle Star, Greencastle, Putnam County, 2 July 1881 — Page 7
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NOT ALWAYS CiLAK). w— V.’<* arc ufX always glad when we smile. For the heart in a temp<s»t of pain M*ay live in the guise of.» laugh in the eyes, As the rainbow may live in the rain; And the stormiest night of our woe May hang out a radiant star, Whose light in the sky < I distress is a he As black as the thunder clouds are. We are not always gtad when we smile, For the world is v, fickle and gay 1 hat our doubts and our fears, and our grid and our tears Are Laughingly hidden away; And the touch of the frivolous hand May oftener wound than caress, And kisses that drip from the reveler’s lip M.»y oftener blister than bliss. W e are not always glad wtien wc smile. Put the Conscience is quick to recc rd 1 hat the sorrow anu sin we are luding within Is pain in the sight oi the Lord; V« s ever, oh, ever, till pride Ami practice shall cease to revile. The inner recess of the heart must confess We are not always giad when wc smile. —[J. W. R iky
Uk* bell a* that heard on the stormy
night.
“ Well, there,” said Mrs. Watson, “one would think for all the world the splice man had come again.” Before the minister could reach the : door it was opened, and astonishing to I relate, there stood the identical hero of
the wedding occasion.
“Afternoon, parson, and ma’am; hain't forgot me, have ye? ’Member that job you did for mcjlast spring i Never did anything better in that line, (>et your life. Didn’t know how it would
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cases of cure by prayer,
•like w onderful, if true, are reported. I The first is that of Mrs. Elizabeth Barns, | a devout woman of Rochester, who sol- ! emnlv declares that she broke her leg by a fall in the owning, that she prayed' i arnestly for several hours, that she felt the ends of the bones adjusting themselves, and that by morning a perfect recovery had been wrought, though it re- ! (|uired an extra hour of prayer to remove the bruises from the surface. The second miracle is that related by the Rev. S. B. Shnonds, a San Francisco Methodist pastor of excellent repute. lie is mu
en a believer
prayer. Me was sick :
abed fur
“Oh,
How very dark and stormy it was on that March evening! The doors and windows kept up a j>erpetual rattle; violent gusts of wind, dashes of rain now
and then bout against the house, as if j thanking
bound to seek shelter therein.
Little Robbie was sound asleep in his crib and the minister and his wife were spending the evening together in the i'(Miy sitting room. The hour of retiring lisd come, and while Mrs. Watson was
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JAMES R. WOOD, ^
General Passenger Agent, Chicago
T. J. POTTER,
General Manager. Chicago.
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ing the numberless corners which nobody but a careful housewife can ever see or think of, there came a violent ring at the
bell.
“Mercy!” exclaimed Mrs. Watson, "somebody must be dying or dead. What a dreadful night for you to go
Smm- Nuggrcllonx No* r»nsUy Matle in Obi I nary Notiw*. [Philadelphia Times ] The noble army of martyrs to quack medicines is the largest of the armies of
the world.
It swallow* mere and pays more for
it than any otlu r umiiv pays f> r and consumes either in the way of rations or am-
unltion, or of both put together. Statistics show that the empty bot-
tles left over by this army of martyrs after swallowing the contents would, if
I turn out. Gatlin’ married is kinder pr0 pe r ] y piled together, make monurisky, anyhow. But you won’t find a monU larger in every direction than the
! nappier pair this side o' Canaan, tiiat's aggregate stone monuments of this c un- \ J’ clirs an ^ h** always b sure. And so 1 thought twas bout try. It is well known that statistic* oi. ’ n ^* c ’ r! ‘l answer t
time 1 brought along the rest of the fee 1 ipj* subject are uniformly unerring. Where’ll you have these things, parson The great delight of the average AinorThe minister went to the door, and ican citizen is to swallow nauseous comthere was the cart literally loaded wiili | pounds, concerning whose composition truil and vegetables of every description • be is in the darkest ignorance. Such a store w as never before brought The more bitter and disagreeable the into that bout.; 1 taste of these mixtures, the greater is
the desire for swallowing them, ^ugarcoated pills have, it is true, acquired a certain sort of popularity, but it is not among the rank and file of habitual and
The garden sass is from her j uncompromising medicine-takers.
These regular and liberal patrons of
the nostrum-vender sigh for doses which 'vill throw the countenance of the swallower into a tortuous and awful degree of wryuess. The nostrum manufacturer, resjiecting the preferences of his enstomers. give- them all the snake-root and gentian and aloes their souls can crave. If they expressed a longing for asafeetida he would give them that too. The case of
the Vermont man who on dyingleft in hi
4 let
L. m
-Dealer? in—
GROCERIES, Provisions, Canned (ioods, Cigars and Tobaccos,
^ < P M Ml M I I * M M V ,
lOi
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don’t trouble
fnr
yourselves ’bout
those,” said the man.
"Nothing but a fair trade, you know But if you must thank somebody, thank
Sara Ann.
She rather thought ’twould relish this hot weather. Very hot and dry, pastor, this season. Been ’speeting the crops wouldn’t ’mount to nothing, but they i> gluing on fust rate. The laird generally brings things round ’bout right. I notice. Don’t go much on the churches, and plaugey little on some of its members, but you don’t catch me going back on the laird. Was tellin’ Sara only last week that we must go over and hear you j preach some pleasant Sunday. S’jHise
tint [Largo I Mook of qiieoiiswsxiottiitl aro fic|»t
two months with a fever, and in tin* « it), thi: - ksag v . . . . . : ■
1 Our niiitln is to ,ell the ln'pt ao ids .it a- lew
. , . , , , , P r,co * “S Ci *a be f.iund ar.ywhern.
repeated cry for help." he says, "a light | Highest nrico in oath or train for all kinds
violent pains. “While uttering my oft-
out in!”
Mr. Watson opened the door and peel I you give them the ra’al Bible religion, ed into the darkness. Not a human he- don’t yon? That’s what all say they do
ing could he sec or hear. A few seconds j anyhow.”
appeared in the room, and it it stood one whom 1 instinctively felt was the Savior. ‘ Jesus, oh, Jesus!' I exclaimed,'how (;lad I am you have come! But I'm afraid it is too late. But if you can, do help me.' He seemed in no hurry to answer. 1
a»ain appealed:
thou help me? My condition is so aw-
ful. What is th
thou save me .' Still lie did not at once | reply; but 1 felt a perfect submission to his will. A rad unco beamed quickly from his countenance, and it fell on my understanding as Words on the ear. '1 can help you. I will. The trouble is that you have a very bad heart.’ Then, by
of ei.untry i.rnilucc.
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• , , .. ?!-■>• Aiidref* Daniel >. Deatty, W ashintrtou Lord, if thou cangt,mli t N »•!, __ it.j
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matter with mi . Cans! dealer^ Oqily idoa | lEIIlH
} m *. C. UPHAM. Philadeliihia. Pa. 4t8
Now on an l rt trind: thA ftensou. nmt-c’.AM fRftioM Tl' KRTti, fn.tn rhira^n nn<1 BvaJ point*. t/> DEN""!R, COLORADO 8PKINOS, Aiwl ERLO. AND RETURN, by MX DtrFRKKMT KOI’TB?, At WOndcTly low rate*. Th*“*u tlck.-ta will ho K 0,i «l Kfinjf vuvfit within flft4*on < 1 ri tUyu from «lnto of ►h'o. an'i to return until October Slut following.
Fullmnn I’alnoe Car* are mn by COUNCTi^R? UTF0 CHICAGO KAN8A8 CITY, toniung a Mtif vith
bnt one rhai.nre of
ig a Mn*' with
nt one rhfutKe of caiiP to DENVER nd pueblo. Dining Can are at< tachoti ts• ail through train*, in whioh
,n ran Im» obtainfvl nt tlie reaeon price of seronty-flee conts.
For rato». further iuforiimtion.
meals able d
For rates, furtf
nud elegant of Unitod
Mat*** free, address,
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Chicago, III.
passed, when a loud, grull voice was heard, asking; “Can you splice us to-night?” For an instant the minister was confused, not being accustomed to the use of that natural term in relation to the duties of his profession. A second thought, however, made clear to him the j [Kissibility that splicing might be within | the limits of his particular province; and | so raising his voice above the storm, he
| replied:
| “If you mean to a.-k me, sir, to marry : you, I shall lie happy to perform the | ceremony. Is the lady with you?” “Ha, ha! that’s a good one! Sara
The minister and his wife had but little opportunity to utter a word, their friend was so talkative; but they would insist upon expressing their warmest thanks to him and “ Sara Ann” for the
truly generous donation.
After the store had been deposited in the house, the man took the minister by the hand, leaving in it a bill saying: “That’s my part of the fee; thank Sara Ann for the sass.” And then jumping into the wagon he drove away. The minister unfolded the bill, and lo! its value was twenty dollars! Mrs Watson clapped her hands, and fairly I shouted for joy. The needed dress
house nearly two bundled bottles which ' some superior power, my eyelids closed ioid ouec eontaiaed quack cempoum!* j s ■ When I could open my eyes 1 beheld fresh in public memory. His case is 1 J J analagous to that of a man to whose j "'J heart in his hands. Ho turned it seem widow a doctor sent a t,111 worded: “To I ingly inside out. and pushed outapparettring viur husband t’.M he died. ’ _ |entlv a stone. The stone fell hard upon 1 he influence of a quack medicine is i , ‘ , , , , first on the mind of the purchaser. He thc S roun<1 - A ^ ,n ,u >' °>' es clo « lc ' J - and reads a solemn appeal, perhaps in a|I mentally said: ‘How is this.' 1 live, newspaper column, or p-siblv in tract j yet my heart is out.’ Then I felt it back f0 J n ';,.. J 8 he T ,H ’ “ (V i"' 11 ’ ■ V °' 1 V i -so soft, so sweet. Mv eves filled with
a fool?” He reads it and finds that it is ! , ’
in the interest of surtering humanity, j' rale ^ u * ear8, which rolled profusely hut that tlu rc is a deeper and more solid down my cheeks.” The old clergyman
AWARDED THE AUTHOR. A nww ±gr«'«* Work, warranted the beat and chMp©•t, indMoetuahle l*» **v«r]r man, entitled the 8^»**nr« of I-'e.” bound in tijj**it Froncb
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engravin^i
GOLD MEDAL
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interest underlying it, namely, that ot Su igg’s Patent Porous Renovating Bitters. He had not previously thought himself a fool, but the appeal leaves him no room for doubt. It does not ask I hint whether he is a fool or not. but the i appeal leaves him no room for doubt. It Iocs not ask him whether he is a fool or | not, but finds him guiltv w ithout inves- ! ligation or trial, and bids him skow rea- • | -ins for abiding in his folly. He w ill be and ., fool no longer, but will buy and swab
Ann, you mean? Don't sujqiose I’d : pants were bought and t i this day there | low the Patent Porous Renovating Bit-
gives the account with an earnestness
that proves his own sincerity.
:m|scunS ‘ j^YRUPOP
LOWS’-
Principal B. F. Stanton of tVe Afton 1 Academy at Stillwater, Minn., had ahab it of making lave to the prettiest girls
among his j ipils.
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Fi csfivc Anility, < r i r lonKni Stnu.v. will
One of the objects of I rctm infirmity in tin- nerv as systeui, (■
I i.r. i. as. * * *- # * 1 * - * - s
, jinqiortion as thi*
liis attention .militea Ins Mnccuty, nnu cxi ncifi i:, demanded that he be photographed in *’ ’ '■ 1 '
! come to get the knot tied without her, do | is no story
|re! No, sir, she’s right here
which the minister
I cart.
; Mr. Watson need not have stepjied | back to inform his wife of the great event which was to take place, for she , had heard all the conversation, and was j using her utmost endeavors to cxfiel the | laugh from her countenance before the
happy pair apjH*ared.
| It must be confessed that the sight of
in thf j wife love so well to tell as that of
and his
The
Weeding Fee.”
Smuo Terrible 1’uus. [New Orleans Picayune ] Punning would not he so bad were it not so infectious. Puns leave germs which lie in idk minds until they fructify and bear a baleful crop of more
puns,
ters. With the first wry face thc in- j flucnce is shed over stomach and soul, ! which telb him that he will he a fool ii he ever allow- himself to be without •» I
bottle of this valuable im
■trenut!; of tin,* ■...till, ininii ir. tri'iiblid tiiniight, • *i fim-ti..!', uptimiliition
and nutrition, n niicrcii inaetiio and .-h.Ksish f' a ’ - nghcr. 11. submitt d t
tllis tC^t, anti she oarofullv nut awav lilt 1 thiui thf re.-;. nn«l tai? i' .I. V a;.» the tir?t to . * 1 ?unor during nervous iirostratiuB: for example picture. Her forethought has justhren afflicting new** .-oiuetiiiie.* fBUM - total tuspen- , . . lion ifefll ir action ol I heart, prere warded. Stanton refused t«» nmrrv luciiu i.d kn heiuorrh »ar and death. No
arOiril
COLORADO
. . , . i rhe other day some of us cot to talk-
the couple was not conducive to eravitv. . . A . * . ,. ‘ ,> . 1 , . iii- xl ; about that witty old cynic, Dean Fhey had passed a good while since the L-* . r . , c.i
.. * f 1 r i ir owift, when one of the company took
' ' ^ of youth, ami made no special ef* i r i , ’thefuet. Both had evi.! advanti, « e of the °l>ening and gave us
bloom <
/»rt to conceal
IM' \MU10Ut « | * i _ % .,i.. . i . . j_,; doubt :n.y Icm-mt reuntin? i>f th* i’•.i t i' iihlity
‘dicine in thn 'itr, virtil suore in court th.it hi> lelation? ..froti rim the nervous yftein. and through house. tie huv> and swallows, an'l! with the complainant had always been : 1 , “*' * 1 , . * . . ’ . 1 rcllows < oDipfiind * s yrup i*t iiyjiopnoiijiuites
swallows and buys, and becomes a stead- j dignified and distant. Then the photo- hasbecn nroved to j •« — •. h i w*er in rumfa.-* t patron. i » eroui inst.uD c?. It will impart ?trength to
i.*i . A ' •.* . .i * graph was put in evidence. I lie jury lover me trouble Mid afflic-tioa. I'trsji ns who It does not oc» either to the swab ® ^‘ J are «ffUMoiu.d to )o»d.« ur >. n the dark ?ide,
lower or <the Promoter of quack com- ouni1 :l ^ a ‘ nst and who nee no id* a?uro in living, on u?i»K
pounds that in processof tnii.. a radical J ^ ,
cure should be expected. “I kept using Seven tnou*and nules of rauroad havo will t:nd in tlm .**’rui'i rum ter. t the it,” says the average certificate-writer, been built in th e L’nit. d Stall's w tthii, ,'i 1 'n •lam so pleased with it that 1 will 1 tiuro^ is a.. . .ubt oi ti
thank you to send me ten bottles more.” An old lady had for years kept up the
habit of reading all the nostrum adver-
the last ib veil months.
£
biouvcrnc ur vN. V . ) llcrabl. l
, ''h n "rTd d ;r'' y f r mt "‘'‘ r f
which, indeed, the gentleman proceeded J „;„i. „„ i. «.... I ,' va '‘ wo ‘ ll "> disappointed Uiat, after a -
<*, intimate.
this jett de mot of his: “Why,”
has
j onis, to pick an artist’s pocket?” It was j w ^nn „f service in this line,’she was 1 h “' n <'-'t*’>'Mvel v used by a large number • r 1.1 .... I f itnrti h . t 11 v t dc t 11 1* t < > i r c inn rv n I
this fa that un im-
airetl Norv«;tis Sy.-tcin l-uu?d.' i i'nfumptiun,
ouralgia. Bronchitis, Dyepoysia,
Whooping t Heart Ui-ta.-c and a host of tithei.'. Fell' w?’ liypo| Id 'i-liite?, whiuh effectually r-ures Nt'rvou- bchility. should rure these di.*<*'i?es a!*-». ‘‘K'-ruuvc thc cause and
the complaint will cense.’’
Hot m-mm.s. Ark.. Fo 1 '. ‘J‘..l, 18S ». Jomt I i w», St. :
Dear Fir: l have been prescribing your
i)up sne was I * . c^ i ..... i, . 11.. .1 i , 11■ 111a j iti
| given up, of course, and the answer wash not afflicted with any of the’ailments j of who d! * l '- v tcst ". v ,w lls ,aarvcl ''(''".(V'i’i's rniuVr i'ii«.'t.,n mnr(-''i imburaet is, parson, T tis rather a bad “ Because he has pictures.” A silence concerning which she had read so much.! 0U8 eUtcts * larly at ti.i.* t»uiou* r(«< .• ; r invalid , where
J night outside, and Isays to Sara, ‘What’s fell about the table round until, oneby Some prankish boys thirt) yearsago " 1,1
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DAVID LANDBETH & SCNF, Philadelphia, P» 3P O TT T Z’S elC-RCE AMD CATTLE POWDERS.
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y // ri • Im v
w u earn ^rpreventll mam*
Vo Tir r?f. u ill the of B<* r? or Lrxo F»-
yfn.«t I ’:i7> !’. trdtTHarc ni*e(l iu r in.f*. •a. - p. w < > ' f v ilh i' i ji'r! pru . cn . Hog Oitot.kha.
J out' 1 ? !*oW'let? will prevent ( ; ai*ks in Pow lb. Font?'? P -wtiun. will’n< rra?o th»- quantity ^t milk *1 tm tWLUty j t r cent., nud niuki the butter Lrin
! «\» * f 5.
Powder? wt’1 rure nr prevent Rlniopt evkht I’ v;; •. t-k t ' whlcli Horst*, and CftMie j»re eubject. Forr/.’S roU DKRS WILLG1YK SATISFACTION. . bold everywhere. ' r DAVID r. FOUTZ, P-oprietor. BALTIMORE. MD.
Iltinlor smil'd.
the use; let’s not fix
And
whom thf bruin uidI Ncrv. us System hsi- been
up a bit, butgolone, we saw it. Then one thoughtful j imixised on an eminent nostrum maker After N. S. Walker of Colorado, Tex-; I'xt.iiuMt.l fras '\ '>m ■ .r crwork.I h»vo S just iisweare.” The knot’ll hold just :t- man observed, "It was impossible to hy sending him a certificate which they as , had been compelled to use his revol-
well as if we had our best bib and tuck give the answer-becatise the Dean had had made for their own ll ver for half an hour to beat olf rattle-, MT1 ' i,
contrived to reserve thc answer to him- ch r- (h rotnance o( caml) uf(J vanlish . | V AiIex! VcSVa^^k" M
el, and he immediately struck his tent.
T)
nt P
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od iu
besides parson, we f ant ^ j self. I could not,for instance,say that it is ! irynian. This imaginary man had | dikc me old folks by surprise, and they <1 right for me to pick an artist’s pocket, be- the victim of a strange coin plication of he sure to ’sjiect something if we’d gone i cause he has picked yours.” Hero isj disorders, and thus made confession: | to work and put on all the riggin’s.’ i another conundrum, founded upon a 'Tcontinuedonusingitand wascomMrs.Watson was glad of this opportunity l’ un » which only the propounder can pl. tcly ;rest.,rod after having been I tiiid nrnmntlv imnrnvoH ;♦ i solve: An old man and a young one; ^ roll .^bt fto near tin* pates of death by ’ 1 1 y I ’[were standing by a meadow. “ Why,” means of your invaluable medicine.
' ' ' ‘ is this clover ■ There was in this a little ambiguity
Ksei ovttully,
l or Sale by All Dru.'itists.
Wl.at would she not have given for the | a?kcd young man, privilege of a good, hearty laugh! older than y.ott?” “ It
NO HOSPITAL N’KLDLD.
No palatial hospital needed for Hop Bitters patient - , nor large-salaried talent ed puffers to tell what Hop Bitters will
< as.
The brief ceremony concluded, Mr. j and Mrs. Watson extended their con-
| gratulations.
“Thar,” broke in the newly married man, “is the ticket: guess you’ll find it | O. K. Now Sara, let’s be goin’. j Plaugey tough ride before us. Good j bye ma’am. Much obliged for the job. 1
'’ ‘ "“'l bv thi it ccr'aiu and absolute cures at ,h .°... ! : ,11 ’r;: 1 !. 1 ' h'ome.-New York Independent, “til
I.«W
A good man can haveconstant work
'Iwelliug l dis(‘. stable and log wagon, if Hope to do its much for you sometime.” ■ VMb‘,1 Enquire at this office. 12tf j The cart rattled away, and Mrs. Wat GKAl( , **PEl'It I * Ti 11 OK l > II. son, into whoae handz the husband bad rRADC mark The ii r t-s iTRADE mark delivered the certificate, made haste t<
F.nptli?h rointdy A n i.riln iliiiL-
\ cure for Semi' P iial WeiikneFS, > per uiattirrhea linpoteney aud alldi?eat‘c? that follow n? a 80tiuonce of FelfAl*u?c; as Loss
IEFORE TAKINB, iM. HH.ry.l AFTLR TAKING. v. ' • , i Lhs^Uu it 1 iln ji the Back, hiMiiiu'- "i Vision. 1'reninture Ape, and many other disenses that lead to Insanity or Consumption
and a Premature <iravo.
ibY Full particulars in our pamphlet, which desire to send free l y mail to everyone. The Spccifit Modicii o is sold by aH drngis at fl per paekuce, < r six pauka^es for $ >; w ill be sent free by mail on receipt of the
n on< >. I y ad i»«ssing
Till; t.HAY MF.Db INK (*0..
1 ffalo, N. Y.
Sold in (irecncastle hy Conrad Cook.
Ty 4-t
A LECTURE to YOUNG MEN
40* Hit' |,o** «tl
we
pi.*ts at
open it, thinking that, after all, it wasn’t best to judge people hy the outside, and that the strange man might nave done something in the way of a fee. There it was! A bill! Yes, and upon it the magnificent figure of one dollar?
“Well, Ido declare,” shouted Mrs. •P^ljing.
Watson,
ere was III iuio a little ainluguity aSjJ 0o lre t hev tell their
It Is not," replied to whether the chief agency of the med- ;,' r ,J,,.,,,,
the other. “It is, though,” returned mine was the bringing of the young man, “because it is pa^ttir-' |i ,lUS r h'rity>nan tri death s door or miage.” Thereupon an abstracted looking ' n g him up from it. But the nostrum jierson, who had not followed the line of n »a» swollowed the iokc as naturally as remark, and who had not understood the the public swallowed the medicine. For illustration, startled us all with the fifteen or twenty years he widely pubirrelevant inquiry, “Why cannot a' that certificate, and the boys who pantomimist tickle nine Esquimaux? wrote it had the fun ot seeing it in Give it up? Why it’s liecause he can 1 fft 1 ! languages, and also of seeing
(esticulate.”
own storus
in
E S C U E c a limited number of approved • early Part oi thi< 8eat*on at t-> in-
re in f
" iii serve a limited mar ? the early part oi thi | .-me a mare in f il, or ?
tn-
?ei:?on. writh
case
privilc/o of retm ninp ni.n o next >ea?on ir. ur ..‘hc dor.' not pn vo i:i foul. Money due at tiino
qC j oi service for marcs bred by the bred by inFurini c. tl>c monev t
?ea.* n : marts
A Cincinnati milliner is suing for
breach of promise a whilom admirer .. bred h y infant •
50, who pleads the objection of his pa- knt.wn t»> hr in foal • r parud with.
•vesrut i? a t • autilul dark bay. with* small
? ; oy r>au( nie, nt Dy hoot. !»• rut*r. iie by h 1 dick'ii llambletonlan. be \bdalah, he
cured l>y “Dr. Lindsey s lilood bearener. , Mambriim. and he hy imported Mesgena'
i Rescue's dam. I.i*/io, sired by K>>dick’s Ha j Mctonian, making hijn one of the best hr
sev-
more
than one relipious pajx'r gently whack the “clergyman” for not being more definite in the uho of language. Just how many people were induced by this cer-
tificate to swallow the alleged remedy | cies attacked Joe Sluder, a negro, o\ will ne\erl>e accurately knotwi. Covington, and coiled itself about liis A healthy boy with a sound pair of , , , ... ... . lungs recently saw a stirring address In- ; sll0 '' We rs. Before it could be removed ginning: “Have you a pain under your it bad bitten him severely upon the a living, while other boys were at school. f e{t s ho U ider?” The bov hud not had t
When he came to a man’s estate, there-Lnyguch pain. He read further and — — fore, he found himself a trille short in found that a pain of this description in- “Forced by my political connections
dieated consumption. He stood before into public life, my
legcu
! star i’i 1. rcbead.
Kcnieinhcrcil His Own Spelling.
[Atlanta Constitution.]
A good story is told on one of our prominent capitalists. In the old days lie was a poor boy and had to work for
rents to the match.
Sore tyos, tetter, salt rheum, Ac, are r. Lindsey's Blood Searcher. ’, ....■
Sold hy all druggists. 1 Kesi ' uo f
A largo snake of the coach whipspe-
lul dark hay. \vi
li alvil July. DTI, tired by
Dwell lire? . serine. Pa. Rescue was sired hy Sattelite, ho by Hold. Ibtr.ner. he by Ry-
11 n m hlof i > n in * i li r- 1 — * l i i . «.
horses for trotting and speed "?i the «
oy
ngor,
m-
ired
. . ntinent.
Rescue hns no cttual a? a .-ire of trotter* in Indiana. It i? a? natural tor him to trot as it is for water to seek its level. Those wishing his Ferviec should apply early as he will only be in the stud a, hhort season. For further par* tieular? and podicrce in full call -n or .'ddress,
A. L, UOuIUiAR .v CO..
OreoDcastle, Ind,
Beatty’s
isn’t this too mean for any-
thing? Shame on that deserve to be married.”
man; he don’t
He was a clear-headed, brave-hearted ' ^ ’onkiug-glass and imagined lie saw a
man of business, however, and he and
hectic flush on his cheek. That settled the business forlhiin. Immediately he
litis partner built their business up to , „ r . . . i such proportions that thev had to 1)tty | began to put jb his savings into quaek
“ Now, my dear,” said the urinister,' a fire-proof safe. One combination word medicines. Before huig these things you should not be too hard,, for I think furnislted thorn with the safe was “boot.'’ ninl the notions he imbibed with them
- • .... made him sick. Anxious relations won-
vou had at least one dollar’s worth of en- One of the partners set the safe while miem Him sh-k An: you nau at least one dollar s worm oi en , lt (Iinnnr Whan jdered what ailed him
sieian was bewildered
A Lecture on the Nature, Treatment and radical cure ot Seminal Weakness or Spermatorrhoea, induced hy S(df-Abuse, lit voluntary Kmi??i< n?. Impoten^y, Nervous I>ehility, anil iinpcdiinent? to ManinK’o L'cner.'illy; Consumption. Epilepsy and mid Fit?: Mental and rhysical It .ipa-ity. etc. —By KOBERT J, n i.VKHW LLl„ M. D., authi'r of the "(iroen
li«Mik 4 Ac.
The author, in this admirable Lecture, clearly proves from his own '’Xperience that the awful consetjuonces of self-abuse may lu; cficctually removed without dangerous surpic tl operations, bougies, instruments, rin^s or cordials: puintintr out a mode of cure at
i n u n 11 n fTi*-** •• •» * V. t ~1_
the other was at dinner. When the hit- ! , * , r ra " intt ,'uiea ||1|n ' I J 1 ® regular phyter came in lie tried to open the safe, but ! * lc,ftn " ll!i bewildered. At last discoxcould do nothing with it. He turned U. rr . v ' V:, '- L mi ,‘ de ol a 1 cuu l’ le of , ‘: ,zen of his partner and said: emuty bottles stowed away in drawers “Are you sure you set this safe by the a , corners. '1 lie boy was sated by toright word for the combination?” ’ ^ ahstll ' e,u '° fr,,m ['l 0 he had “Yes I '111) ” ! been trying to cure himselt with. “The partner tried again, but could do Tll “re are many medicaments which • - c are valuable. ??ome of them may be ad-
vertised. There are iruny which are
“Hang take ft, ” said his now exas- worse than worthless These are adver-
cellent purpose. pe rated partner; “of course I am. 1 set t '~'“ d h*). I'oople require ad'tee.
•’he spring passed away, and the sum- 1 dou ' 1 f,,rgel ttnytlli,lg Bitters .^Swiggo'r'sAufVennMilt the Iw'l
mer in all its beautiful bloom end I ’ physician in your community if it docs
abundant fruitfulness came on. The cost something. wedding on the stormy night had almost (Burlington Hawkey* ] ■
passed form the minds of the minister I The United States now stands first in and his wife; albeit, now and then she | the list of countries from which
joyment out of the occasion.”
“ Yes, sir; and I noticed somebody
who seemed to keep from laughter.”
Next day little Bobby’s shoes were bought with the wedding fee,#1110 minister’s clothes were brushed and cleaned
for the hundredth time, and the good , , - . , , , lady, by dint of extraordinary manage- 1 ^ t "word ? -- h e Xd. ment made the old dress answer an ex- "
suflerings were in-
tensified by the comments of those who saw my face and head colored with scrofulous humor." said a gentleman recently cured by - Cuticura Remedies. July The defence in a breach of promis iu t in Napa, Cal., was that the contract was made on Sunday, and consequently not binding. The claim was sustained.
Organs, i' n.-efu! <!oi s. ' sets reeds, -.. j » only lilfi. 1 ‘i in( - s:. up. Illus-Cata-
Ing.free.Address liKATl v.Wasbineton.N.J. ylO WAGOI SHOP!
In btinging the Tiickly Ash Bitters before the public, we claim that it is one of
A. J. SMEDLEY Has leased the wac-'ti shen fcrmerly eccuided by Mr. James (liflurd. nn Last \\ ashington rt , opl'.isite the Cathulie t’hureb. aud will keep mi band nr make to order w.ikous of all descriiitions in the best pottiblc manner. Wagons and carriages ic r. i‘ a i ic i: o.
. , - , . e .i Promiitly, at reasonablerpriees- Twenty year,’ Lba beat remedies extant lor tm pr s t;. e X per I,nee 11) G rec n cast 1. ip ire« customer*
tion and cure of all diseases arising from the best material and worn, a disordered liver. By using them ac- . “
cording to directions they will keep the Horse Shoeing and B.scksmithing. system in a strong, healthy condition,and r r.i i> ixtxs-s still it the old
•' Ask stand, and will give i.rompt attentiun to horse
shor ing and all other work in the blackfru i thin*
prevent any miasmatic
in Huence.
your druggist (or
bottle.
them. 1’ricc
Porcine;’
j u| y
In II
. „ ev-j would break out in a laugh and ask her chases are made hv the be- ',;‘ ; fv^ r re r hir-eu r ( ^a l | t „ , ; i ; u!e.'? Zl 1 husband if he didn’t think it was nearly years ago we stood
.dieally
Jilir-
.Corn cakes made from dough that had stood over night in a glazed crockciy dish poisoned an entire New Albany,
l Ind., family recently. A GREAT ENTERPRISE.
ST1E
radically
Thi? Lecture will prove a btton to thousands and thousands. Sent under fen), in n plain envelope, to any address, post-paid, on receipt <»t six cents or two postuve Mump*. M e have also a purccurc or Tape Worm. Addre??. 1 111K (T LYKHM I LL MFLITAL CO., ■'ll Ann St,, New York. N. \ \ Post office Box, 4o80. ly3A
A
They Want More of Tlic^m.
(Pctroit Frer Press.)
French Five i ^ ^ ernanc l f tir Boston girls down in
sixth in the list. Maine is greater than the supply. Afar- --- «•. « p .
time for him to splice another couple. The figures are $37,000,000 in 1375, mer of that region married one lately, j Thc Hop Bitters Manufacturing Com- VVG3V6PS Oi LOPClerV. r r .b.WH,m. u**,-- ^ KS^TbT. 1
eating their dinner, and just as the P* 1 *^ j a r e only $2,000,000 greater than in 1876. | Uitany and geology of her husband^ have reached a sale tieyond precedent.!
cuts were feeling uncommonly proud of some smart thing little Robby had said, there came just such another ringiug of
The French government proposes to put farm. First thing he knew she presented • ‘ ! *- , ! :.i- - * * i — He calls
a tariff on some American imports.. him with a $40,Oik> gold mine. Petroleum is already enormously taxed, jber “That Wife of Mine.” _
having from their intrinsic value found their way into almost every household in mj 1/, the laud.—Graphic. iltl 1 1
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