Greencastle Star, Greencastle, Putnam County, 23 April 1881 — Page 7
THE STAR.
party?
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• only excuse forgcmliug you so thort an invitation. Pray say ‘ yes’ by bearer.”
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Grimly he tore !«l hi'i way, /
A mid i be port t^me» un I ? , e falrj ill bts,
Ami trickling luiiutHin-MprMy,
Wborr inundolhH wen koiih linrf low and
And on th« tnarhU’
Twinkh-d nnd shorn* tli«' d:m(*c*r'8 slender feet, And ull was joy and smiles.
Tlio loug-existin" friendship among which class our only guest could coachman, you may drive straight for jctween my husband and yourself i* mv hardly b6 reckoned. 1 the sound?* ” ...
' ‘ If Canon Cruciform and his wife ha<l | ” Well, we waited for about five mm arrived, or even Colonel and Mrs. Tiffin, ! utes, and theu there was a whistle and we should not have experienced such a I sang out, ‘Drive for it, coachman sense of waste, but to think that wo and pretty sharp,’ because I should have given a dinner for fourteen . knew wo were getting ate for
o to tne man whom we had asked in as a 1 dinner. I don't know. who
iioirl party iroin the calamities Tncidental to stop-gap, was a reflection indeed ealou- whistled, but it was not the polic rnuu,
the number thirteen, and once more sfie la ted to depress the human mind. As ’ “’||r“' 1 ' ,f ''
had a mind at ease. I knew better than j to laughing at. his jokes, I did my best, to disturb it when I got, home by a re- for after all he was my guest, but the
■ 1 effort deserves to be classed among the sublimest records of self-sacritice. To
, ,i i.i . , „ I Ami she .signed herself his ** very trunk A. Arnold, I.dibu and Proprietor 1 faithfully” with the very underlined. i Asmv wife expected, ‘Mr. Litton had
great pleasure in extricating our dinner
i L. BOH l BBS, — Dealers ha— GROCERIES,
purely bit tor and i>o\T< r- ‘Om*d:irk blot ontbo ioyov < lifo nnd ^tir,
* 1 ---i.. *...i Thf*n '«»cl b *, rt’*iiun<l still,
Hfildiii” bis tokmi nut as messenger
i »f t in* stem t ’aiifb s will—
A lnt>»c :u.d buw biruiK from tin bow untied.
buu*rht(*r was **ait!iy(*(l t»> wall.
And nil tbc happy souk in silence died
Oil his lips mutt* and pale.
Deulh's sudden summons! Still the roaos fair
Tb'offcrcd their cups of bloom:
Still r»)M* the nj.u/> fountain in the air,
bcattorin;* soft perfmno;
Itnt in one moment, though thesa bright
things stayed.
Death’s ahuixi, all grimly gray,
Kutered tin* hull \vita soundless step and laid
A shadow on the day.
TV a ,
fid and is uarrjinttxl a s|m e<ly ami irtain tore lor Fever ami Ague, < lii I Is and l*>v«*r, luterniltteiit or Chill l over, Kemlttont Fever, Dumb Ai^uo, Periodical or Ifilious Fever, and all malarial disorders. In miasmatic districts, tin* rapid pulse, coated ton "lie. tlni 4 '.
lassitutb*, loss of appetite, pain in the 9
And loins, and coldness of lln*. spin-* and extremities, ■aro only premonitions « ( severer s\Tnj>t<*ms, whteh terminate in th- 1 ague paroxysm, succeeded by high fov* r
and profuse perspiration.
It is a startling fact, that quinine, arsenic and other poisonous minerals, form the
b'-H of .ill"'-!, of tb-V" Fever and Ague | nto „, :r ■.uminor imlaceof rtcllKht, Prtq>aratJons. Speulits, S\ rups, and. Klower-hung an-l tairy-fanued, “Tonic#*, in the market. 1 lie prepara- i;ntore<l the ghastly messenger last nigh th us made from these mineral |J*>isons ! The ixiw-si ring in his bnod. >uilioiigh tin y ore* palatable, and mav I Amid the iulin« >s of full life he stood, 1)1 <*ak the tliill, do not cure, but leave th h V ni V’ rmSn 111 da rial and tlicir own drug poifm p, And held the signal out with
iflroilii' ing ^inis^, ‘di^ine^) An “ ‘’evkonc. .tU ntly,
riugiiifr ill fie' eAu, lieurtachc, rr i'Hro, mid still sniile the Ih.c t>inl: roRM on th 'r stem. oiluT (liHorilers more foniiidabte than the And heti»tr'>|M>s thick »ct, •llacase they were )utcncl,il to cure. Woo evory p^isstmr hund id Rather thrm; H\YEit'.s Am r Cnu: MiorougltlV cr.xdh'Uti s The hw.wn. -wei't niijnioe-ne /,these noxious p. .sens from t'lm system, Slill spissnls h fragrant e.u pet, and the yay . nml olwayn maes iho sev.irust eases. ll >1,,^!- ;'mlmre stiiishine nn the pray: ■ nkfllis no ipnnine. nun. i il, or any thin : ltu . ( , (K , r :
. tl ..ff couhl injure tlie most tlebeale pr-
iHieiV; ainl its erownino exrellenee, aii \e O niesseng, r! have paMence for fl spaoe. Siis certainty to cure, is that it leaves the Summer is fnaihniMl stronir; ffisvstem as tree from disease as before the Never s-i beautiful her radiant tace, ■g. ,, , a Never so sweet her Sony ■ ' , Wait but a little, till our shiveeirm souls T r I,her ('omplaliit.s, Ayf.u s Aoit j Arc «trong t<. hear. He stamls H i 'ii;ii. by direct nefion on tile liver and | Sp eebn -s. uuheeslful. answers I biliary apparatus, dines out lint ] n h m > us 1’ho bow strimr In tiis hamls.
Jivhieli produce these complaints, and siitn-
ulat« s the system to a v gorous. In aith..
condition. THE REl>l'Ci:i) DINNER I'ARTY.
We warrant it when taken accord in;; to
direetious. ! It is a common remaik. among per-
sons more worthy and well meaning
Prepared by Dr. J. C. Ayer 8c. Co., than ab-.lutph biillianttliattlie weatl'-
er is not as it used to be, and partiou
eitiil of the dilliculties I met with on tbc ’ wav: but they had been very severe. As j 1 stood on the door-step and frit for the knocker I said to myself: "If anyone comes out to dine on such a night as this he must have a bare larder at home.” But I stole upstairs to mv dressing-room without a word, and hoped for the best; if anything hap- i petted to any of our guests in the way of casuulily I should, of course, deplore it; but if it must happen—and taking the average of human life (and even merit)—it would bo better, perhaps, I reflected, for the world (and me) that it should happen to Unde Milston. This consideration of course vanished from my mind on descending to the drawing-room and finding my wife .piite triumphant upon the presence of mind which had secured Mr. Litton in my uncle’s place. “The people ought to be coming by this time, ought they not?” she ^aid; “though, upon my word, 1 can hardly see the clock. There
and instead of its being Trafalgar- |
siptare PriVVltiirkllfi and but for somebody crying out, * I V» > mu jus,
‘Jump, jump!’ and just in time, Julia j and myself would have gone down the steps along with the carriage
horses, “
and
Canned (Joods.
• But how did you liud your wav here Qig^PS £11(1 TcbSCCOS,
haisii i 111 liss:, I.iil’ISfSt Stock nt ttneensMSire itud talawswuie Ikept
in the City.
of
sec him taking my wife’s arm downstairs and myself following, despondently, like a single mourner after the Siamese Twins, must have been a trying spectacle to the waiters, who knew w hat was wrong as well as we did, and whose checks were swollen as though they had the mumps. If Litton had laughed upon the stairs (and it was a wonder he didn’t.) it must have set those men otF, and they would have ex-
ploded.
'the table had the appearance of a gorgeous table d'hote to which all the landlord's art had failed to attract cus-
tomers.
“ Ls it possible,” sighed my wife, looking at the flowers with pathetic regret. (Uncle Milston liked flowers, and wo always tried to please the old gentleman at whatever cost—“ Is it really
possible that nobody is coining?” canuie) ot. jiunos rsuwe, wnicn was u -mr A TTV’S **’ ’ • ' • J* • 'I'lt.j i'nnr \mraa vl'i .rco 1 i»»JQ X X X 0 • Joldl' H Tf>n J?U C TI >1S, f)Tll y
on foot?” in«iuired my wife witti intent interest. i " Well, Julia ami I felt our way along ! Pall Mall; my club, the Carlton, is I smoother than the rest of them, you . ^ know, because of its polished pillars, so we knew when we got there; then presently we came upon a young person,
not with a lantern, but, as I am a liv ing ■ Oorlitocli •
sinner, with a lighted caudle in t ' o^'Imo .ell ihs best M od s . tM low nancl. ; ,, r i . C 3 ean be fouml anywhoie. “ Like a woman in a partible,” inter- . Highest uriecs in eash or tra.lc for all Uin.ls
posed Mr. Litton.
“ Like no woman that I ever saw in my life, sir," continued the Colonel,
Well, there's f.itton and myself.
with irritation; -‘I thought at tirst she was a sleep-walker, but she proved very wido awake, and showed ns (by her candle) St. James’ Palace, which was a great point. The fog was worse there
of . ountry produce.
Hast Side i*(ibEic Miiiiarc.lirccu-
castle, IikI.
NF.W ADV*BT1M!MKSTS.
OMIANH. 17 Sfops.
must he a good ileal of fog, Charley, i said I with a significant pressure of her than ever, but we giopcd our way up,^, out of doers, to have got into the house foot, for we had all settled down at one the street, and presently I smelt th. — ■
*.ii, Addre,s t'auiel F. lifutty.
i not and holds
—Sitnan l .swI*/[.., la tin finlc/iciuh'ltt.
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Practical and Analytical Cliomi't^. Lowell, Mass. SOVD l.Y ALL DKUUCIaTV U'Ll.YNWIl -L.
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nuazmnHBSBBi INDORSED BY PHYSICIANS, CLEKGYMEN, AND THE AFrUCVED EVERYV/HERE. THE GREATEST MEDICAL TRIUfV!PK OF THE AGE. GYivtPTor/is zr « B ST, I t> Ci. c. - u \ i. I iOsr of apjpetite.Nmisem'uov, e.s costive, t n.n in thelfehd,w:tha dull s0riBat:cm in the buck purl, f ain under the shoulder, blade,fallueaa utter . nlin^, with n disinclination to exertion of body . r min 1, Irritability of ternpc:-, l,qw spirits. Bosa < I memory, with a feeling of having c.;; ■ iected some duty, wenrim as, X.'i/.iiiiie;... I hi tiering of th" iferrt, T)ota bet or. i -■ . “ .’.st I c.dacli", Ucstlio ■■ . .-fct n. -ht. hirhly colored t T ii::e. IF THESE WARNINGS ARE UNHEEDED, SERIOUS OISEAStS V1LLSOON tit ULVElOFt n TUTT'S FILLSa e esin'otallyuda|Oe<l to h • oim do-c » r.erls H,ieh»< liamro ,.l faellua ns to astonish the anft'ori r. I Iiey Inereosetl,,' »»>!,elite. Mid . 11:" I . .y I" on V lest,, tli is tl." * iso is nourish,nl.ai I b'. : selrTonle *< llo-cn . I,lce«tlve Onvnmt. He«r,il.,r Sltnols epro1 . . ; i- a.V ’1 ,irrn, ■»• . » .
larly that the winters are not tlic winters they r. nu nilier in their childhood. Thu fact being that at that period of life the making of a snow man was an event of importance and sticks in the memory; whereas at present, though they may have the opportunity of making a snow man, it passes by without notice (since they have given up the practice, or. living in Fall Mall, they rind the police object to it) and lienee they fancy that it does not occur. I remember a November one, twenty years ago, in which as the night drew on " you could not see your hand” even if it had a white kitfglove on; an addition to the familiar phrase that O 'Ctirs
like this!
“ Well,” said 1, cheerfully, “ there j must be less fog outside, my dear, since some of it lias got in; but the truth is it is a little thick. 1 think some of our guests may be rather late in conse- |
quence.”
“ \V hy so?” inquired my wife, sharply. She was an excellent housekeeper, and ; knew it, and nothing annoyed her so much as to have her dinner spoil! by the social idiots who think they create an impression of their own importance by coming late: whereas the sentiment that they really provoked in every bosom is expressed hy woman by the words: "What insolence!' 1 andbyman:
“ What beasts!”
“ It they knew tin* big was thick, Charles, they ought to have made allowance for it and started earlier. How-
ever, hi re is somebody."
L doubted it, though 1 heard the bell
ring, but as it happened it was Litton 1 knew bis laugh as he came up the stairs and. indeed, who bn. In would
have laughed with the butler? "Dear tne,” said lie. after the usual
j salutations, “what a nice little dinner : party we shall he and what lots there
I will ho to eat.”
"Indeed, Mr. Litton.” said my wife, i drawino- herself up, " 1 hope there is alwavs enough to eat at my house." "No doubt, my dear madam; but since what is enough for three can
end of the table, as din ks in a frozen lake congregate round a hole that has been cleared of ice. or as sheep huddle together in a snow-storm; “you surely don't mean to call us nobody. And of one thing l am certain, that if he hasn’t broken his neck or his leg, we shall see the Colonel. He prides himself on always keeping Ins appointment and never altering nis mind. Don’t you remember that picnic on Box Hill, which he insisted on Ids wife going to, though it was a injuring wet day and there was
nobody there but themselves'." “Just like us,” sighed my poor wife.
Then suddenly, “Come, there is somebody, - ’ she exclaimed, as a knock at the I door shook the very Louse; “l hope it
i is the Canon."
“It sounds like it."’ said Litton, ‘•un-
less it’s a new kind of fog signal.”
There are some people so unhappily constituted that they will make a joke
of anything, however seriou
the street, and presently
Devonshire Club —its smoking room is on the ground-floor, you know—which was another landmark, and so at last we i
found you.”
*• But what a dreadful experience for you, Mrs. Tiflinl” exclaimed I. “O, Julia is all right,” said the Colonel, cheerfully. “Take another glass of champagne, my dear.” “ 1 am not all right or anything like it,” murmured Julia, partaking nevertheless ot the remedy suggested to her. “ I’m all of a tremble; I could never venture out again into the fog.” “ Then sleep here,” exclaimed mv wife, good-naturedly; “ we have one spare bedroom, which ts quite at the service of you and the Colonel. It would be quite a charity to occupy it.” “Not I.” replied that warrior; “1 am much obliged to you. but l make it a rule never to sleep out of my own Vital. Julia may do as she likes, but if 1 know her, she’ll be frightened to death
c till \V a.*hington
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AWARUtU THE AUTHOR. A new A gTF»t Work.
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A n«w <v irront Monica I v\ 01 warranter! the betaan*! chei eht, in'li«i**nEAble to eY«
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mi im - j .—ow*- fw ' * rnl In-tit'itpot iF HA RMOW I HYRfLF. ki r.No 4 BuMnchet Bouton. MADAME GRISWOLDS l*\Ti:MT MUB'MVFFOKTniq^
jQ C0RSET3 ^
hnve ifecotr.** t favor ite of th« »♦{< ; < muminzctymSort t-id /iMitht wntb eL-tfan -o t f'-rm 1 ^ a rer’.\rkabio fWrr**, and are highly tndiOTMkd bf phyeicinns. Tb y roc* tv« d ) the Hiffbeet Award at ibe t Umtenoiel KiDoeitioD.
Price fl-iiO and upwmdr MJa
lAfly C nnTaMem Wnnicxl % h**ro Thnce correte nr«* r>..t no!d t .nt.a
Vir‘> th
n*.t nold t ni^r*.
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Wo»-t<*rn Af***n*a, .• . .? B. P itnem.liASte!
It was not the Canon, but a telegram ; to sleep
alone.’
w:i> at that time young scarcely be enough lor fourteen, so what frivohm-1 and in tlii- is enough for fourteen must lie ratlu i
to me because 1 ^ „
(though never frivolous) and in the 1 is enough for fourte
habit of wearing them. too much f<»r three. However, ‘sin My wife and 1 had just set up house- plu- ige,’ as y our liusbc.ini knows, l-eme
keeping, and were giving, as ill luck ,- l city man, ‘is no error,
would have it, a little dinner on that It was very unpleasant to mv wife to evening. It wash party, including our have mo called “ a city man, \\:i two selves, of fourteen quite a social much more so to be impressed witb tin event with us and my wife (that is, conviction that the guest who had done mv tirst wife, poor dear) was rather so was intoxicated. ,, nervous about it. Man—selfish man “NNIint do you mean, . Ir. Litton, knows nothing of such anxieties; be , she inquired, “ by your fourteen ami
1 goes to liis business or what he calls Ins ! three?
business, in the morning; drops in at i Then he laughed a laugh peculiar to his club in the afternoon; and comes | himself and stage demons: “Why. mv
from him, dated apparently from the middle of Hyde Bark. “\Ve have lost our way,” it said, "and Heaven only knows when we shall get back. I shall wire this from tin lirst olliee, which may either be at Kensington or llolborn Hill. , We ho]io you will liave no other defec-
tions.'’
A good Christian man,” cried my 1 wife with patlr>s " how little he knows
the real state of the case.”
“ And how little he eaivs if he only jets home,” observed Litton; " for my part I call this very jolly.” The chamoagne lui-1 lici-n handed round earlier than u-iial to ke- p up <’tir spirits. "If
it would
Well, lo-nighL I confess,” said Mrs. Tiflin, “my nerves are in a sadly shattered state; now. if 1 could have a shake down in the nursery along with the
dear darling baby ”
"Well, \ 'it must object to sleeping alone, if yon 'refer baby for your companion,'’ ex aimed the Colonel, de-
risively.
If my wife had not already made that mistake of ejaculating “brute” in Litton’s case, she would certainly have done it now in the Colonel's. As it was, she only expressed her conviction that no man had really any heart, and gave that nod of invitation to Mrs. Tiflin which is the signal with the ladies for
ggEKJgf ■jo 3 AI C, K.
iiivbod, wu-- to mile non .
poU the whole th ing; they would not leaving our wort hless sex to themselves, be cn ro/./cW with us: they would be j After a sparring match between the hike the wretched people who are asked I Colonel and h:s enemy, in which neither
(after a dinner party ‘ to '
evening.' ”
look in in the seemed to me to observe the rules oi
i fair play (let alone politeness,) which
,, .. , -r , „ 1 lasted half an hour, we followed them
“ Brute, murmured my wife; she , .
thought she was talking to herself, but up ' -'ii s , . , . she wasn’t 11 ' vas 'welve o elock. though an v- - No, my dear, it's not Brut, it's thing but “ a tine starlight night” (the
“ .said I. bastih’; I '\rttchmen s fivonto addition t<#
run’s HAIR OYE.
ihay IIAIK or a a< k l*y « si
rtrt r
n
i my appearance at your dinner table toI night, dear Helen, of course out of the question."’ The blow was a severe one, for the party had been asked to meet the old gentleman, from whom we had great (but just) expectations, and it would now be necessary to giv e another. Worst of all, in my wife's
^ItAV***!'!'-* H'lu illllllM IML eyes, for the poor dear was supersti-
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Office,
a i), ii n s nv *\ \ mful Kwrlpts will
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home just in time to dress as though 'lear Mrs. Litton, is it possible you don’t Clicquot's champagne, j.. , . -j ; a, nothing iiarticular was about to happen, know what sort of a niirlit it is out o •• the dry creaming, which the t'olcnel 1 «n>' r niinoun-'cm-iU of the mu nig i But woman—Lively but solicitous worn- doors? If I had not lived just roll lid likes by Jove! there is the Colonel'.’' uoiir), and "c ioumt tha - Irs. Omn
an—has to look after things. the corner, so that 1 had no crossing to We heard his commanding voice in our Lad already i edmd l<> f'” 1 -
At 10:1,’) atclegram arrived from my I get over, I sli >uld not have dared to | qule hall impiiring whether any one had *' B-ess in. soul, cried tne colonel, uncle. “ The state of the weather and I come myself. I kept tapping the area • as if he was askiug for volunteer- *' 1 abvays make i» pom 1 Be nig in bed mv own incipient bronchitis will make i railing with my umbrella like a blind for a forlorn hope; we also heard him. j by one, so l 11 be oil. And oil be went.
• ' ' ‘ man. Why, bless you, nobody will | j n veply to the answer which was given Litton had wished my wife goodthink of coming to-night; no cab will exclaim contemptuously; “O.only | ui^ht and wa> standing with me in Uo
1 hall jirevious to his own departure.
bo IB nil* 1
: Oil .1JI!
lli‘H ar>*1 L |tii- at ion -V
Lnplish remedy A n uniiiiliiitf cure t<»r Semi nal Wijtkin^i, Sper ipiitorrhmi Iinpotfrtlcy and nlldiscases that lollow an a .-e((uoin'e nf St lf-
BEFORE TAKIMQ,-u.M"mory,I iii- AFTER UlIMfi. . -t - al LutHude. Fain in tli- Itfk, l>nnin-— ot \ isinn, I’rtmBturo Oil! Ain-, nnd luniiy other lisenn-s th nt land to liiHunny or Consuuii-liuu
i u<l ii R rim lilt me Ur.ive.
, l ull |iar!l<‘ntHrs in onr p imehlet, whteh
-\ o desire i'* send fiee hy mini
i-«i The aqiei ilio Alodicino
uislii ut _ _
■ -r will h© m nt
tious, was that his defection made us thirteen. Tlie situation was embarrassing, for one could scarcely ask any one but an old friend at so short a notice. People have a notion, dillicult to explain away, that they are invited to till up a vacancy at the last moment. In
bring them.”
“Most—indeed, 1 believe all—our guests are carriage people," observed
my wife, with dignity.
“ Then, their coming is quite out of the question, i know exactly what happens in these eases. The butler comes up to say the coachman wishes to speak to his master. “What is it, John? (Litton was one of those dreadful persons who gave imitations of other people's voice and manner) “ Well, sir, they’re not my ’osses, you know; you can do as you like with ’em; but my
zit iiu a gentleman who makes it his business to supply such delleiencies; but we were not in Paris, but (though on such a day it was hard to say where we were) in Ixindon. A man with a grown
... ,, , A j ov< i!i 5 j2 ne ' up familv has only to add a son of his
$1 |K*r pivekaire, or fix package'lor ii; OW11 to ill© (Iinner-table, but oui Ou-
»e m nt tr«* by niail on nceii*t of t!»c spring at that time wus limited in <
"ion*y, Sy»«t<tr©s#;nr RAY M , 1)I( INE n) _ ’ tent and tender in years; we had but
ttuifalo, N. V. i one cbild, aged two, and that was a
iSold in Grecncaeiile by Conrad Cook. "irl. My wife, however (though she had
Paris one could have engaged a quatur- ,i 00 i’y i s to tell you it’s as much as their
worth to bring ’em out
ly tv
A LECTUKE to VOLN'i MHN
On till* Loss of
mn
informed me that she w :vs quite ‘ pros trated’ by the prevlofts cares <>f liospitality), was equal to the emergency. She suddenly remembered the existence of Mr. Percy Litton, which it was her ordinary practice to ignore. He was
A Lc-tur* on too Nature, Treatment amt a young gentleman of no particular po- : a-iii'ii I . ure ol S. timi.il Wi-iituo— nr s'l’crma j j (jn j,, t ), c wor |,| and was understood torrho-n, induceil by Sell-\bu8o, Invotuntary . , ■ UmiMions, Imio.teii. y. Nervou) Dchiiiiy, ainl to gam a precarious existencobypeuJ mpediincni - to Mairiaao generally: Con odieal literature. Some people thought
, l>i.n funny, but for her part she only
• I l,VK«M EEL. M. n., author ol the "tlreen thought him flippant. He was a dmerUonk.’, Ac. out—that is, to say, he was glad to do I early ^ fn-n, 'bil so when he was asted -and had a rep,,theawt'iii oixiaeuiicnci - ..i -i ll ahus ■ may be tat ion for anecdote. It was said that he • ttm-iuaiiy icmoTeii .without .lang. r.-u. Mirgi . t j owll t i ic names of every one he al oi>eratioiis, Ixmgieg, iiiPfruuieni^, nng9 or 4 4 .t i t. .t xi.; . l 41 - ortlials; puinting out a nuolo <*1 Flirt; nt lit tilblo, 2111(1 JuSO tll(i StOllCS lie once rertfiin nnd rlTefttual, by which ov told them, SO08 to <?lianl himself against • ry sufferpr, no mutter what his otinditHtn nuiy i i burwir iL/int i!im1 bo. maycure UiuiKoll ohaaidy. privauly ami repetition. I don t know .ibotit Uiat, radically. , but 1 know he was wont to write down
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lives is worth to bring ’em out on such a night as this They’ll be poled or lamed or perhaps go down one ot them river streets into the Thames, be-
fore we know where we are.”
“ But, my ilcur Charles,” exclaimed my wife, turning upon me with some abruptness, “ why did you not bell me
what a night it was?”
•• O, it s a little thick, no duubt," said I cheerfully, “but I did not wish to alarm you. Everybody will come, you 11 see, in time; perhaps we had better have dinner put back, say for ball an
hour.”
“ O, that, is not a bit of good," exclaimed Litton (who 1 felt sure had taken no luncheon, when he is asked out to dinner lie never does); “if your guests tire to come at all, they will he here by this time even if they comeat a foot's pace; indeed, that is the onl\ pace they could come, with the coat liman walking at the horses’ heads like
a cheap funeral.”
As a rule my wife objected (and quite right, too.) to wait for anybody, but in spite of Litton's arguments, or perhaps because of them (sRe was, as I nave said, a little superstitious. and bis allusion to a funeral, and especially a cheap one. gave her quite a turn and by no means in his favor), she rang the bell and ordered
the feast to be postponed.
d so extreni
him?”
We knew that Litton and the Colonel were acquainted, but we did not know with what reciprocal cordiality they
hated one another.
“Well, I'm glad the Colonel's eome,” said mv wife. •• He’s a V. C., is lie
not. Mr. Litton?”
“ If he is it stands for. Very Uantank erous,” replied that gentleman, aeic'
•• he often acts cross enough, but lie , ■ , . jum u. »»• ; e“?sr. b sSrH ■■
of getting the \ iclona < russ.
Here \v: s astute of things! In a party of fourlecn, animosity between two persons may pass unnoticed, but in a party of live —and Litton’s tongue was like an
asp's.
“ I know you will be civ il to any guest in my house, Mr. Litton,” murmured my wife, sweetly, and tlie Colonel and his wife, after some de-lay, entered tlie
room.
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•— * to
I ‘ "Tve got vonr slippers on,” ox- j Private anim.sities, claimed that warrior as he shook hauds Ihe spaiu 100m
with
wife’s. We were wet through. “ But you don’t mean to say you
walked.”
" We have walked from Waterloo Place. I think Julia’s nerves are a little upset; just give her a glass of champagne, will you? Thank you, yes. 1 11 nave one, too. though I have no nerves, thank Heaven—tlie fact is our carriage and horses have "one down the -tens of ti c Duke of York's Column. We only jumped out ourselves just in
the nick of time!”
i *• (Jood gracious! But the coach-
man' J " exclaimed my wife.
O, he’s all right, we left him on the tirst landing—it's pretty broad, you
watching the Colonel plunge into the fog, which closed in behind him like
water behind the hand.
•• He won’t be in bed by one tonight,” observed our facetious friend. •• unless it is in the bed of the ornamental waters in St. Janie’s Park. The
fog seems worse than ever. Do you , ullJilllu iu.. i know, 1 really think I’ll take advantage v,Vi'ibVi , "hfiii ni»y 't it* nero j ’ of vout wife's kind offer nnd occupv nnulities. nnd th. we.lie.t invalid tn.ejt 1 • she said it would ’ " ‘
be • quite a charity.' "
Charity to a childless Colonel of large means is one thing and charity to a denizen of Bohemia a mere literary gypsy j —is another. But 1 did not quite know I how to refuse the man; moreover, being utterly unscrupulous, it was ten to one it lit* thought himself ill-treated, j that he would “ put us in a book,” which is the method this class of perj sons generally adopt of indulging their
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my dear fellow,”
Litton looked so extremely disgusted and indeed -o hungry, that 1 felt com-
the heads of the anecdotes themselves, for he once left a list of them under one of our dining-room chairs. At such a pine!) as this, however, even Mr. Litton was better than nobody; it would never
do to have an empty seat, like Bauquo’s I i^.ii e d to offer him an apology and a
^ and no one to taks down old Lady Wal- j^Tass of sherry. The latter ho accepted
Milt. E. Thomas. Notary Public, loj); and. it was almost certain that this w j,|, mueli alaerity.
Morton, Indian*. Acknowledgements gentleman would bo disengaged : “ He’ll -WouM you like sherry nnd bitters? ’ taken and conveyancing promptly attend- .jump at it. ’ was, in fact, my witci > re- said 1, knowing llie t:istc> of pei-
ed tn. * tf2S
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tha ordinary punuitt of Ufa. T):ta nude
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let ua to
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He’ll
re-
flection. So she sat down and dispatched an invitation to him on rosecolored note-paper, and in a stylo to
match:
“ My dear Mr. Litton:—I know yon are overwhelmed with invitations and that there is only the faintest chance of your being disengaged this evening But a telegram has just arrived stating that one of our expected guests is ill. 1 don t say, could you fill Ids place- for you
the tastes of
sons of his class; and, lest he should feel uncomfortable taking it alone, 1
took one with him
my wife, pathet-
ically, when 1 told her what had happened, •* that the man we asked to prevent our being thirteen at dinner should be sleeping under our very roof?” And even that was not the worst of it. At aliout half-past two the house was aroused by a territic battering at the front door. I opened the window, though of course I couldn’t sec an inch before me, to inquire who it was. It was the Colonel, who had never got out of the street at all, it seemed, but had
been wandering nj
blue-hottlo fly between two panes of
glass.
“If you'll allow me. my good friend,” he said quite humbly, " I’ll take ad-
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A rmlim of youUiful llujinvl.nci" cansmti Tiuma-
and down it like a t:n> iK.av. Ncn-ou» IRMIltT, I.'Bt Manbooit, elc.,
aaviD" ine.l in vain every ki wu r't.wly. I<». <U<c.vf ■ I » Kimples. il cu^. wtnchhe Will sendFRFE | , i,: v, -i.fl. n rs, aitlri'M, J. K, MEKX F>,
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know-along, with the (khrit. 'I here , vantage of your kmd offer of that spare
were plenty of people, and we could do , room ' aft,.,'- a |i."
no good and you know 1 aJways make 1 'I'hcti 1 heard a door suddenly locked anoint of being in lime ev-rywhere. on the second floor, and a lauoli that i
Litton held out his watch and exhib-
s Cl UEWaT.1i
WK will pay the above reward for any case ot Liver Complaint, Dyspepsia. £ick Headache, Iruliffestion, Constipation or Costivenes!* we
W.-C \ t :\ .'!• 1.. • 1 r i 1 .' I,
ric.if
ited it to tlie company, as (hough he were a cheap jack and wanted to sell
it.
Why. ves. that's true,” admitted the Colonel, “we're an hour late.” But how did this shocking accident
come tn pass?" said I.
Well, we didn’t know where we i, but the coachman thought we
cannot cure with Wt
wlcn the directions are strictly complied with.
and ne%er fail t"
knew (only more like a demon's than They are imr.'ly reft table,
ever), ringing through the house. “My
,» i . . I i . •.. I lift I *a:vjtl,xir*iit 1 1m....a*., ^ r. F , i . n., I
dear Colonel,” said I. auologctioally,
Lit ton ha« got it.
_ rr|»|,,f,, w I ol* f
druL'jrif-t'■ Hcwaro **f countcrteii-! and imita-
ily by .. * * 1 k! I
lions. Tlx .JulIN C.
followed; as my wife observe*! (through the bed-curtains), a man who could swear like that did not deserve to lay his head upon a pillow. Nor, indeed, did he get a pillow. He slept, however,
were in Trafalgar-square: it was a I on the sofa in the back dining-room: spacious thoroughtare of.-i me kind, be- so that though wc did not hav all the
genuine manufactured •
. t4l . , 4 . *y F.ST A CO.. ’’The Pill MjiWcr?,’* 1SI 1 will not repeat the ejaculation wineli :lI j j. w Mnd, ., n >f.. i s : • <.• *
«e trial
p«<*ka»;c pent by mail pr* paid nn r* ( ■ i|>t ol u /* cent stump. Sold at Allrn’a Dm* Store, lyU
IIEAI/HI IS WEALTH !
Du. K. C. Wkst’s Nlrvk a no Brain Tukatmkst: a ppccific lor H^u riiis I)i.’/7.inc*«, ConvuDions. Ncrvuus llcndachc. Mental Dtiprtiion, Lt’.^s of Memory. Si'crmatorrho a, !nif
could fill anybody's place to admiration should come to cat them (as my wife —but will you put us under the very was), it is dillicult to appreciate the
great obligation of joining our little jokes even
This Irul the effect of raising Ids lleause the carriage had ceased to run guests we had invited, those that did spirits, always considerably above con- upon the pavements and at last we come stayed a good deal longer with us . ert pitch, which was most unfortnnate; | bumped against, something tall and stiti than we expected.-■Turn s I ayne, tn for wlien one was straining one’s car and with a light on it, which was no; a I, yrncia. _ _ i
(as 1 was) for the symptoms of an ar- 1 lamp-post but a policeman with his lannval or speenlaling In one’s mind as torn. * Now my man, said I, ‘where
' 1 - - K ... 1 are wc?’ * Ah, that's more tlian I know, darkies, appealing for decision to a sabL
sir ’ he answered; * I’ve given that up , umpire, "which word is right—dizactly as’a bad job these two hours: but if ordcxactly?” The sable umpire rellectvou*II wait here. I’ll take a look round ed a moment, and then, with a look of "with my lantern, and when I whistles, wisdom, said: "1 can t ted porzactly.
to what dishes had better bo left out(as most suitable for the morrow)if nobody
of persons of distinction
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