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IL. ISM It I, —Dealers in— IG R 0 G E R! £ §, Provisions, Canned Goods, Cigarsand Tobaccos, Pmucc ;f ill Eki;, AikI LiirK«'M Stork of llnvrnsuairr suul <«lst^\var€* K«*pt in tlir f it). Ourlstock will always bo fonnd Complete, Fresh and'Clean. Our motto is to sell the best croods at as low prices as can be found anywhere. llighest prices in cash or trade for all kinds of country produce. East Side Entitle Square, Gf’< k enca»tle, liul.

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A UIKl’OVKKl Btl AC< lorvr, which supplies a want men of eminent ability have devoted years of study and experiment to find—a specific for diseases <>t the Kidneys, Bladder, l rinury Organs and Nervous System

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the only recognized reliable remedy.

ihseasks or the kii>m:\s Are the most prevalent, dangerous and fatal affections that afflict mankind, and so varied and insidious in their character that persons often Puffer for a long time before knowing what ails them. The most characteristic symptoms are gradual wasting away of the whole body; pain in the back, side or loins; a weak, feeble, exhausted feeling; loss of appetite and dread of exercise; scanty and painful discharge of variously colored urine; minute shreds or casts in the urine? and, when the disease is of long duration, there is much emaciation and

general nervous prostration. THE OXLY CTItE.

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YeaTS JOHNSTON’S SARSAPARILLA] • FOR im comm, m?spa . And for Purifying the Blood. * It hM been in nm for 90 yearn, at lha •• rr, a , ,1 to bo Ibo l‘‘.t iireii:irnt„in b, tbn market fi pSK Kill IDAclIK. PAIN IN I. IH S1DK <'lt i'A, N. I.IVl.ll I ,,.M 1’I.AiN r.l'IMPI.I-X ,N riIi:FA('K. 1,VS | I'KIFIA, lil.KS, ni.,1 all Di.ca: -, tin' arlso ft, •nm bis, ,nl>T,“,l Liver or ai, 1mpiiri'blo'Hl. Tboasandsof curbi'.tp, ',plo it i.p'l plvo it to tlioirrliiliiivn. I’f.v,.i' iars la, ■ ,'ribo it daily. T I , who u .- ito::«'0 ropommeml it. to ot!:, r;. It is nintlo from Yellowlioo;;, iTondums F.irsnparllla, V>’ild Chnrry, b.hl.upia, l .'ii.l, i, 'ii, Ha s.iinn, V • t.-r, -- , •• r.-i , , thef well-known Tnhi an i | III r' Ii 11 rlrirlly Tegi tabl i, ai ' ■ till. ,t l,i.rt th*-most deli,-ai,- e,,-, tit,iti,'!i. it is , .• i f (!„■ best irr Uciut:. m us.f, r ii, ;! I iho 1 ■ iwrls. It is s, i,l by all responsible ilnippisf-t , at ( no dollar for a quart bottle, or iux In,'ties for lived illars. Those wl„) cannot obtain a bottle o' this medicine from their druggist may II, 1 us one dollar, an I we will deli ., r it to U -u free of any ahniget ( r. JOHSOTCN a C0„ llw-afattarers, [ 101 Jefferson Avb., - DETBOIT, MICH. I

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Staring at YVoinon. “ An OM Traveler” w-nds to the London Truth, the following lively letter:— I believe civilized people generally agree that a fixed, prolonged stare and outspoken criticism in presence of the criticized are uncivilized acts. Many persons imagine that a stony British stare is confined to the British isles; this is by no means the case. I and my wife have been making a prolonged tour in Germany and Italy. My wife is a striking-looking person, ,'specially in these days of plain women, and is much younger than I am, quiet in manner and dress, although she has ample means of indulging in “toilettes” (1 believe that is the right word), and dislikes attracting notice. 1 must say tiie lixed, rude staring she has met with in Italy and Germany amounts to brutality. and tiie criticism she lias provoked nave surprised me. More than that, certain good Ciiris:ians and Christian! sses have gone be youd staring (much as an ill-tempered cow stares at a human being in a field— -is if she would like to make a rush at him and annihilate him), and have hazarded impertinent remarks among them reives about her. Sir, this is truly infa mous! \\ hat! because a woman is attractive or distinque, because she dresses well, or lias a pair of large, soft eyes, that can look at what she sees in a strange country with vivacity and intel ligenoe, is she to be branded by evil bt ings who listen to the evil promptings of their own had hearts, w ho do not believe in innocence and goodness because the} are bad themselves?

A I'rofeHslcmal bunny Man. [New York Letter in Imlianapolii News J If the fame of Alden, lias traveled afar as Indianapolis, it may interest my readers to know something about the nun who writes articles in the New York

press.

Alden has now horn writing the “sixth column editorial” in the Times for eight years. He is paid $ 1,000 a year, and expected to furnish nothing but this one irticle of about a column in length. He •an do his work when and where lie •houses, select his own way. He is to lie funny every day in tiie year, at tiie rate of twelve dollars a day. When one considers the strain of kee])ing up and forcing wit every day in tiie year, tiie pay is not high. A friend of mine who knew Alden well before he devoted himself to this specialty, tells me that tiie change which the last eight years have made in him is painful. Years ago he was a genial, laughing fellow, good hearted, and a favorite with everybody. To-day it is almost impossi hie to talk to him for ten minutes without being offended or displeased at tiie man’s utter incapacity to talk seriously of anything. He has so much the habit of seeing only tiie ai.surd and ridiculou.in everything, that no matter how grave a matter may be it is distorted in hi.-

eyes.

lie holdsnp a clown’s mirror to nature. One of the consequences of continuing this style of writing through years, i> that his admirers are constantly in need of stronger doses. What might have appeared very funny to them five yeanago, would lie tame to-day; therefore A Men’s articles grow more and more extravagant and- blasphemous. His plan is to take any absurd story which lie finds floating around in the ncwspajiert and embellish it in his own way, never hesitating to shock the feelings of many good people if he can raise a laugh; su far does he go, sometimes, that it is a matter of surprise in journalistic circle* here that the editor of the Times allows

so many readers to be offended.

I suppose, however, that more arc attracted by tiie wit of Ids stories than arc repelled by their occasional bad taste. Some time ago he offended many Baptists by the manner in which lie retold the difficulties of tiie minister who at- : tempted to baptize in the Ohio river a woman witli a cork leg. The leg would | float to tiie consternation of all concern- ) ed. Such an article as the one about i Tyng from which I have just quoted, i> j certain to deeply otiend him and ids entire congregation, mostly rieli and influential |ieople. I suppose that it aloiu will cost tiie rimes at least 25 subscribers. The Times owners of course know the

I and take the consequences.

NOVEL IlE.VOrNG. The Good and Hail Effects Itc-sultlng

from It.

(St. Louis Republican.] A vigorous attack u[mui the reading of fiction and its encouragement by public libraries was made by Mr. J. Taylor Kay, Librarian of Owen’s College, Manchester, England, at tiie second annual meeting of the Library Association of the United Kingdom, held in that city. Under the act of Parliament, passed in 1851, free libraries have been established in seventy-four towns in England, Scotland, Ireland and Wales. They are maintained by taxation in their respective districts at the rate of a penny to the pound sterling, and their aggregate annual income from this source is about

$350,000.

They also receive liberal donations in money, land and books. Mr. Kay contended that novels, tales and romances should be excluded from such institutions, and moved that the Association adopt a resolution to that effect. This proposition not only gave rise to an animated controversy on the spot, but lias since been widely discussed throughout

Great Britain.

Mr. Kay, we think, goes much too fast and considerably too far, and thereby defeats the object lie had in view. Amusement is almost as necessary to tiie mind as information, and a reasonable amount of fiction—providing it is of tiie right quality—is beneficial rather than injurious. To denounce all reading of fiction, no matter what the quality, ns baneful, is the bight of folly; and Mr. Kay evidently has not studied, with proper attention, the old-new book of

human nature.

We suppose there are persons who never have read, or wanted to read, a novel; but there are not many such, and when the present stock dies out it is not likely there will be any more. Forgood or ill, novels are firmly fixed in tiie literature of the world; and we suspect that the world would let much of tiie more solid and valuable material perish rather than lose the light and lively volumes which beguile so many weary hours, soothe so many weary hearts. Novel reading can not be suppressed, but it can and ought to lie regulated; and tiie regulation, in the vast majority of cases, must come through the parents, guardians, or friends of the young. An old novel reader is generally incurable. He has fed so long on confectionary that he has no taste for sound and substantial bread and meat. His mental digestion is ruined. He is an intellectual dyspeptic, and usually an intellect-

ual dwarf.

Let tiie boys and girls of from ten to sixteen, who show a fondness for reading, be told and taught that tiiere are good, bud, and indifferent novels; that to read the first is a pleasure and profit, to read the second is a sin and shame, and tiie third a wretched waste of time. Put the right kind of juvenile novels into their hands, and when these are outgrown follow them with the great mas-

ters of fiction:

Cervantes, Scott. Bulwcr, Dickens, Thackeray, and ftie rest. After such first-class food there is little danger from inferior, much less tiie worst, sort. Tiie youthful reader will avoid these, not because they are injurious, but because tie does not like them. He has been educated beyond their reach. Then let him be told and taught—if meanwhile he has not discovered the ali-important fact— that novels, even the very best, are mainly for amusement; and that if he

wants enlightening ami im pation, which cultivates

stimulates thought, lie must pass into another department. Once fairly within the charmed circle which surrounds useful knowledge-, and lie is safe. He is competent to bo his own guide, and in searching for gold will forget the baser metal of former days. He will not de spisc novels, nor altogether neglect them; but he will know their use, and not

abuse them.

If half tiie time ami trouhle given to the clothing of youthful bodies were bestowed upon tiie youthful niiud, the evil

Itcuiiifcd After TIuiiy Yrurs. [San Francisco Call.] It was just twenty-three years ago that Samuel Walbridgo left his home in Michigan to come to the Golden State to better his pecuniary circumstances. He left a wife and two young children, both girls. Fora few years after his arrival in California lie corresponded frequently with his family ami sent his wife consid erabie sums of money, at one time -fi,jilK). But, like thousands of others, he was afterward unfortunate in business, grew careless, and all correspondenci between himself and family ceased. In the meantime tiie prudent wile bad invested the money received from her bus hand in real estate; the daughters grew to womanhood, married, and the mother prospered exceedingly from her investment in land in the them comparatively n’w State. Urged by her daughters and a desire to again meet her long absent husband, Mrs Walbridge? set out for California in search of the absent head of the family, not knowing whether he was livimj or not. At Sacramento by chance she made tiie acqnaintanct ot a gentleman who informed her that Walbridgo was alive and well and that lie resided at Antioch. She hastened to meet him, and on Friday of last week had the unspeakable pleasure of making herself known to the long absent husband and fattier. Mr Walbridgo was taken completely by surprise. He was informed by tiie wife that she was in possession of a property in Michigan, tinrosnlt of having properly invested the money sent by him. The reunited hus band anil wife d"paried for San Francisco Saturday morning, and immediately returned to there Eastern homo. James O'Neill, an actor, has been photographed in San Francisco in tiie charactor of Our Savior, which he assumed in the ‘ Passion Play.” Both actor and photographer are severely censured by the clergy of that city. Within a circle drawn with a radius o* sixteen miles, with the public buildings of Qhiladephia as a centre, there are over - million inhabitants. A similar treatment of New York would show a population of two millions' “How under the heavens am 1 to get along now?’’was the regretful rem irk of shiftless Hank Munroe, of Lebanon Mo., after he had, in a moment of anger, killed the wife who had long supported

him.

Wasn’t Ff*rllnu Very W«ll. [Iowa City Republican ] We are told that the glory of a youi man is his strength, and in these deger, erate days the statement is emphatically

true.

Last evening a number of young nu n whose glory is their strength were in Whetstone's drug store expanding and spreading themselves with the kindly aid of a lung tester. They were all inflationists. They were as windy as a political caucus, and had as much blow as tiie average reformer. But pufled up us they were with wind and pride, the utmost limit to which any one could force tiie i lung-tester was 240. Several others were [just a little below this, and with all tiie , pride of strength the 240 man stood tri- i

umiihant.

While the contestants stood about filled witli marvelings and envy, a young man from the Amish settlement stepped into tiie store. He was a strong, liealtliy yoting man. They invited him to try the lung-tester and see if he could not rival the two hundred and forty man. j He was willing to trv, and at once began operations although he remarked that lie was not feeling very well. However, lie took a long breath and began to blow. At once that lung-tester began to act as though struck by an equinoctial storm. I 11 expanded and swelled like a balloon ' at a county fair. Before the startled I

crowd knew what had happened, the 1 . . thing registered two hundred and forty SUIltllS Tollic S\’ni|>

uproving oecuthe brain and

of which Mr. Kay complains, and which lie fights witli more zeal than discretion, Aould practically cease to exist. If parents were half as careful about wbai, goes into the souls of children as they are of wliat goes into tiie stomachs, we should have a much nobler race of men and women. Ten novels would not then pass over the desk of a public library to one history, biography, hook of travels. The lute-t installment of sensational fiction would not then be sought for as eagerly as if it contained a recipe for coining dollars out of soap-bubbles; and at a gathering of young people, or old people for that matter, the conversation ! would not lie confined to tiie current fashions and tiie current gossip, the new play or the new preacher, the last rise in stocks or tiie last strike among servant

girls.

Young and old people would then be interested in tiie marvellous age in which

617 St. Charles Street, SL Louis, Mo.

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A regular Krniluate of two Medical ColIcgM, liaa been longer enpuKcd in the attrcial treatment of all Venereal. Sexual and Chronic Diseases than any other Physician in8t Louis, ax city paper* show, and ail old residents know. Syphilis, Oouorrhoiti,Gleet, Stricture, Orchitis. Hernia, or Rupture, all Urinary Diseases and kilitic or Mercurial Affections of the Throat

irallelec

How Hi* l!t-lp«'tl the Church, [New Haven Palladium.] A well-known Hartford gentleimm waunable to attend the sale of the (tews ol his church tiie other day, and lie requested a friend to bid in for him a pew for which lie had for many years paid fifty

dollars.

Later lie met another friend, and, in-1 cidentally mentioning that he would not be able to attend tiie auction, asked his friend also to see to it that lie had his

old pew as heretofore.

The auction took place rnd tiie pew was put up. “ Fifty dollars,” said

friend number one. ** Fiftv-une.” said i. • .r , , . , number two. “ Fift v-tl.ree,” “ fifty-1 !>' ls ,n lho . bt "'*. m ^ e four,” and so till there bad been thirty- 1,1 l.”; lltl04 - Hnd rehgion; ,n the had gone u l.r <w dwreti.m permmed, in the

Two Iowa boys were amusing them selves by throwing a heavy ramrod as high ns they could. One of them met his death by tiie missile descending with the velocity of a bullet and penetrating

the head.

“N EW-FAXGLKD NOTIONS” may not work injury to people when they relate to matters of little conse 'luenco. but when entertained as to what we shall take when afflicted with serious diseases they may lead to dear exporience. Don’t therefore trifle with blontl diseases manifested by erui.tion«, blotch es. scrofulous and other swellings anil grave symptoms, but take that that well known and efficacious remedy, Dr. I’i r ee’s Golden Medical Discovery—th greatest blood purifier of tiie age. If tie bowels are use also Dr. Pierce’s Pellets

(littlesugar-coated pills).

CURES FEVKIt AND AGUE. Pleasant vai.i.lv, Jo DavikssCo.,

III., Mauca 31, IST'J

DI. PiKitcn; Buffalo, N. Y.: Dear Sir—] write tins to inform you ih.-it my child, one year old, has been permanently cured of tiie fever and a-gu

in a week’s time, by the

a bottle of your Golden Medical Diseov ry. My wife, a long sufferer from liver complaint and biliiousncsa, by the use of 'he Pellets and Discovery has been entirely relieved. The Discovery has icv ■r disappointed us for coughs and cold-

Ydiurs Truly,

* Though Shaking Liko an Aspen Leaf With the chills and fever, the victim of malaria may still recover by using this celebrated specific,'which not only breaks tip the most aggravated attacks, but prevents their recurrence. It is infinatcly preferable to quinine, rot only because it does the business fur more thoroughly, but also on account of its perfect whotesomeness, and invigorating action upon

Hie entire system.

Fur sale by all Druggists and Dealers

generally.

Dr. John Bull’s '

man was blowing with Fifty, sixty, seventy,

' in a moment

and tiie young terrific force.

eighty—away it went and

had passed three hundred and was jump- L J< A R A \ I ) A (' [ E ing into the ten* and twenties as though *- ii.l I .. v' 1 ! IJ

qterated upon by the bellowsof a church organ. Finally tiie young man stopped when he had grown quite ml in the face and the tester registered three hundred and sixty-two! As he went out he remarked again that lie was not feeling very well, but he would like to try the thing some day when he was feeling

bright and chipper.

7fiuh«*Mt Striictur«*H In the World. The following are tiie heights of the Highest buildings in the world: Spires of Cologne Cathedral, 524 feet 11 inelies; cathedral spire at Rouen, 482 feet; tower of St. Nicholas, Hamburg, 473 feet 1 inch; cupola of St. Peter’s, Home, 460 feet 2 inches; cathedral spire at Strasburg, 465 feet 11 inehes; Pyramid of Cheops, 44‘J feet 5 inches; tower of St. Stephen's, Vienna, 443 feet 10 inehes; tower of St. Martin’s Lamlshut, 434 feet 8 inches; cathedral spire at Freiburg, 410 feet 1 inch; cathedral spire, Antwerp, 404 feet 10 inches; cupola of cathedral, Florence, 390 feet 5 inches (Cuniphanile, 292 feet); St. Paul’s, London, 365 feet 1 inch; ridge tiles of Cologne Cathedral, 360 feet 3 inches; cathedral tower at Madgeburg, 339 feet 11 inches; Camphanile, St. Mark’s Square, Venice, 322 feet; tower of tiie new Votive Church, Vienna, 314 feet 11 inches; tower of Uatlihaus, Berlin. 288 feet 8 inches. Tfi© Avomffe Critic. [Toledo lilade.) A critic, as a general thing, is some little-brained fellow who, without a single original thought of Ms own, devotes liis time to finding errors in the writings of others too busy to look closely after minor details. The world would l>o the gainer if there were fewer critics and more original writers.

“My friends,” said the political speaker, with a burst of ingenuous eloquence, “I will he honest—” There was a large number of Ids neighbors present, and the terrific outburst of applause which followed this remark entirely upset tiie point which the orator was about to pro-

duce.—[Rockland Courier.

John B. Gough regrets to say, there is more driuking of liquor in tiie United (States now than ever I adore. Why should he regret it? A man who gets two hundred dollars a night for reforming the intemperate ought, to rejoice that

decline.—

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justly claim* for it u puperiorny oven an remedies ever offered to the public for the Rafe, certain and i-ermancat cure of A/ue mid Fever or Chills and Fever* whether of short or lone standifiM. lie refers to tho entire Western and Southern country to hesr him testimony to the

truth of the assort ion that in no case whatever will it fail to cure if the directions are strictly followed and carried out. In a Krcut umny cases a single doso has been fuftieient for :i ••urc. and whole fninilies have been cured by a single bottle, with a perfect restoration of tho general health. It is however prudent, and in every case more certain to cure,if its u>» is continued in smaller doses for a week or two after the disease, has been checked, more especially in difficult anti long-standing cases. Vsuaily this medicine will not require any aid to keep • io bowels in good order. Should the patient, however, require a enthnrtio inodi'dne. aft# r havinx taken it rce or (oui dost * "t th< ionic, a single dose of Bull's Vkgliable Pills will be

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The genuine Smith's Tonic Syrup must bn vo Dr. John Bull’s private stamp on each bottle. I>r. John Bull only has tho right to manufacture and sell the originnl John .1. Smith’s Tonic Syrup, of Louisville, Ky. Examine well tho label on each bottle. If my private stump is not on each bottle do not purchase or you will bo deceived. 1)1*. .TOIIIV mxr.L,, Manufacturer and Vender of SMITH S TONIC SYRU U . BULL’S SARSAPARILLA, BULL'S WORM DESTROYER, Tito l'u|>iiLtr Ronioilivft oftho Dity. mucTAi :rri:z s'.dsiaih

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stopped, and the other took it triumphantly at eighthy-eight dollars. “ l*ut it down for i)r. , he said, and tiie astonishment of tiie other knew no bounds. They had been bidding against eaclt oilier, both in behalf of tiie same gentleman, who ittul forgotten to tell number two that he had also spoken to number one. Tiie church is so much

better off.

Trouble Him Not TurilL-il Klin.

[New York Tiroes.]

“I know myself a great deal better than any of you know me,” said Mr. Beecher in the course of his Friday evening talk last night. “ I do, though you

great

Now and the To Come.

They would talk more like intelligent immortal beings, and less like puppets of society to whom intelligence is only a bore and immortality only a dream or»

dogma.

We are not worthy to live in this brave, free and glorious nineteenth

James Stuiclki.l

Fifty-one ears of hot corn iiiaiip a meal for Elias Druckerbroth, at Uniontown, Ohio, on a wager. The last our was eaten, cob and all, ami washed down with a

pint of whiskey.

TRUTH AND HONOR.

Query;—Wlut is the best family inmlieino in the world to regulate tho bowels, porify the blood, remove costiveness and hiHiousnctts, aid digestion and tone up ti.. whole system? Tr’.tli and honor compels us to answer, Hop Ritters, being pure, perfect and harmless. He canother column.—Toledo Blade. 2t22 James P. Voorhees, a son of Senator Voorhees, has been received into tiie Roman Catholic Church at Terre Haute.

Take care of your Liver. A great num tier of the diseases to which mankind are liable arise from a disordered condi-

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druggist has the ingredients Address,

<\ UR. JACQUES, 7<tf Chestnut St , 6t, Louie, Ma

may not think it if it were not f°r j n t rue mt . an , n g 0 f the word, without the ( "iiseiou. nos tlint Christ know* me j U( ji c i 0Ug systematic, untrammelled

through and through, knows all my pride J - ■ -

I and vanity and culpability of all kinds, knows every cell and cupboard and i chink and hole of my inner self I don’t know what 1 should do. Christ knows , all this a great deal better than even I

Nobody can hurt

judicious,

reading; and' tiie foundations of such

reading must be laid iu youth.

Every day more and more convinces us that this country hasn’t half enough

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I y> not eonfetnnl this Mtttehle-*-

1 ’ f i-Vi Me III. I Kiliau'teil Con.-l itutii.n wit'i

Iniit.', nii'l ri’.iiious Intunie.'iM'i innneei.tly LiI" led “bitters,.” .MALT HITT L US iqq.eel t„

loqiuLir e fermented

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onfnlenee beeiiutie e re |.| red irom in - I V lit 11 1 . ..

elements t ti.it

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business is likely to sufter no

[Cincinnati Saturday Night.

A [Hict wrote a stirring ode on a victim | I'.y of persecution, who was burned at tiie staKe about the time of tiie Reformation,

use of ut li.iii j,, which occurred the line, “See the pale r<a,iioni Liiconv 1 mar ty r j n his sheet ot fire!” of which

the poet was especially proud; but the printer accidentally got it, “See the pale martyr with his shirt on tire!”—•

I N. O. Picayune.

American tradesmen w ho claim genius for advertising should listen to a Berlin

grocer, who thus informs tile public, Mevidvcf, Pyspeidi.-, llilbniii, nml lielcio in ir|, through tiie Borscn Zeitung: ‘ ‘ T\v i ns a re 1 , ' I [• ■[I 1 ,"''! C' 111; ” ''inn- oi M.ilt nrMidi-

T v .i ,i - i . rn • ,■ ;' ms. Ineircnuine art' nliinly myneil by th«

come to me ior the thud time. 1 his time nmininy Sold < vsrywb.-n . MaLTUITTITS

a l«iy and girl. 1 entreat my friends and .! ^ N ’. c v patrons to support me stoutly. Excel-i GRAY’S si , i;cil-'!(' MKIiK'IXE.

lent butter, well worth it* price. Hind- rnAoc mark (do ui lt ,-r Lv..trade mark

larly, sausage and cheese.” i.'shIUuikuy un

“Emma It.” asks the Springfield ft).) Tribune this question: “Do you think it right for a girl to sit on a young man’s lap, even if she is engaged to him?” W hereupon the editor gets ofl' a very extraordinary lie: “We have had no experience in the matter referred to.” \V1

It. II q and Quinine mid uthi-r

I'l'-' .oiua inKri dient.-, ui i i.rdiinr In thu |iri.c,-'.s

nf l.icbiy, and nr<-rirhi-r in Un restiire to iicrumnent henltb 1

rales cent. (’on»uiii|itivi-,io irwi.rked.Ni rvuu-

tn-, nm.iu • - ' ■

un Tailing cure fur Seminal WeuknrBsSijermaf ton h<hi . I m M>tcm*y,iind nl Mneisea that follow as o sequence of 8elf-

...... ...... A hunt ; us Loss

SIPBXt TAime, d Ml Ml. I V.I „ AFTER TAJIRO. Lussitude. Pnin in tho lim-k, Dimnsss

didn’t he say: “If it was our gir! and our j id Ye inn, 1’mnnturc Old Aid', and many other lap, yes; if it was another girl and our bisoii-'es Unit Und tn fumriii.v or Cnnsumetion . 1 * . . .. c 7 . mm bull I....

otiier fellow’s lap, never.”

A young American, who has been in Paris for a year studying medicine, was visited by hisfatber. Like a dutiful son, lie parades ids paternal conscienciously through tiie city, and points out its arch

d a premature Grave. Full particulars in lur namplilot, w hich w« dcnirr to aeml tree by inaii to every one. The specific- Medioinn

Medicine is

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sold by nil druggists ut SI per package, or six packages for #5, or will be * 1 -- — *' -- receipt of the money by add „ MEDICINE CO.. No. JO Mechanics’ Block, l>elroit, Mich, Sold in Greeneastle and everywhere else by all wholesale and retail drug- ' ly8

USSttSaFront Meat Marked.

L 11*/ liar wi ciialeut (Iwi I. f » *a (if

lordly pile?” asks the oftl man. “I don’t know, replies the youth: “but there is a sergent de ville.” They cross over, and put tiie question. “That, gentle- i men,” says the officer, “is the Medical

School.”

Little is known regarding John Harvard, the founder of Harvard college. He was an Englishman, came to this country, and died in Charlestown, Mass., | September 21, 1638. He left #3,600 to I found a college. A monument to his

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The medicines of Dundas, Dick & memory was erected in the burial ground

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if v i ,..,n bind ,|>., nr , • , r i, • = i Powders are ns pleasant as Lemonade. 1 ett. At the suggestion of liev. Dr. J 01111 1. Ulftlffi rrOpriOtOr. myself. Nobody can hurt me now or brains to supply the college graduates qq,c.r, p i ,, r Genrco F Flli- the lute Hnn Ins Vnv ^ ’ help me much. My troubles have turned who come home with f inev diploma* 1 hvir Soft < apsules are world famous. ,p r i-. ( ic i-ius, tne late non. .las. Hav- Mum 'itract, oppotiu Howe A Vermilion’t I,.,:- Lot ibov Unvpn’t. tnrnncl __d “u “'P! 0 ®? - Seoo nffvt V.,r salo ttl„„.. 11 I age once oHered #100 a line for live lines .. Ktore, N.ulh Grieneaftlp.

my hair white, but they haven’t turned ; an j high sounding titles.—[Gowauda Seee advt - For me white inside. | Enterprise. j Store.

of Al1nrt»o TA 1 ^ UIIVIV VI trAUvr mu- iui UVU IIIlCS | HlOFt?, oouth GreencaFtle.

‘ 6m 51 “h- 1 JohD HHrVllrd ’ ‘ Uld g0t intur -

uiu oi j m.ltloll. i any part ul the city tree of cbnrge. 3m2o