The Daily Banner, Greencastle, Putnam County, 24 October 1967 — Page 4

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Th« Daily Banner, Graancastla, Indiana

Tuesday, October 24, 1967

The Lighter Side By Dick West less,” she said. "There Is no hints should b« avoided. But not approved wav of sending them so much from the image WASHINGTON UPI-A lady standpoint as from the fact that who is identified as an eti- .. It . g they who must initate they probably won’t work quette expert ro e n o ^ homeward move, and when anyhow, print the other day with a truly i , , u ^ astonishing bit 0( bnn. advics. i >o u ve ^' d “ h,rd 40 create Thn heaviest hint I know ot is She wrote that when cocktail: the perfect-hostess image, you th , host , na h0stes5 re . guests stay past the dinner d °" 1 , ' va ” t to ap ? ll „ 11 b ‘ Ure to thelr '' h » mb ' ra ' re - hour, and dinner guests act as dropplng hea '' hlnt! emerge in their doctor dentons. though they’ve come for the Gad! I have rarely encoun- 1 sing two choruses of "Good weekend, the host and hostess tered misguidance of such. Night, Ladies” and tippy-toe should refrain from pushing the magnitude. off to bed. ejection button. Practical Prbolem But chances are when they “Just pretend you are tire- ] It is true that dropping heavy 1 arise the next morning some of

the guests will still be holding i volves rather expesive equip- | forth in the living room. ment. An anonymous post-mid- ' To say, however, that "there | night phone call warning that j is no approval way” of break-1 a bomb has been planted in j ing up a party is pure twaddle, the house or apartment likeThere are numerous ways it wise has drawbacks since it

can be done, and without besmirching one’s perfect-hostess image. One charming couple I know initiate the homeward move by activating an aid raid alarm in their attic. Guests are then ushered through a door marked "shelter,” which opens onto the street. Bomb Threat Works This method, however, in-

requires the services of a confederate. I therefore recommend one of the less elaborate gambits for achieving mass evacuation of the premises. All of the following have worked well for me: —The host puts on the phonograph an album of Edith i Sitwell reading her owm poetry. I —The host invites ereryone!

down to the recreation room to see his collection of rare bird eggs. —The host brings out a movie projector and announces he is going to show a reel of interesting cloud formations taken last sumer in Florida.

—The host brings ukulele.

out his

—The host runs out of booze.

Gun Moll style LONDON UPI—Buy a machinegun for spring, girls. This city is going gang-moll

I style, according to some of its top ready-to-wear designers. Their message for next spring, ' as shown at a fashion spectacular, is a black maxidress topped ! with a black and white striped, waistcoat-type cardigan and helmet hat. Try toting around an old machinegun instead of a handbag, like the models did in the show. Unloaded, of course. London’s idea of a maxidress is just below the knee, which is | very long for London. The 11 manufacturers in the Association Fashion Designers of London group made plain in I their display that anyone who

does not go for the 1930s gangster gimmick must stick t o miniskirts. These minis, outnumbering the longer hems by eight to one, could not be shorter. In fact a k lot were turned into culottes for decency’s sake with the hemline often 12 inches above the knee. Next spring, London Girls will be showing a lot of back as well as a lot of leg if they follow the AFD trends. Cut-outs on evening dresses bared backs left and right. One fashion house, Simon Massey, rolled everything into one.

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