The Daily Banner, Greencastle, Putnam County, 23 September 1963 — Page 3

THE DAILY BANNER ni os t people, I’m terrified of say-South stated firmly. “Any husMON., SEPT. 28, l}Mi3. Pane 3 in S th wring thing—as in the band who can sit there and fail GREEXCASTLE, INDIANA cas.i tt^it e’eveloped out of to- to double four hearts should be — day's hand. paying a million dollars a week

T, . , , , in alimony—except that anybody To judge from her bidding, . .JT * .. ; , ... . . who bids like that couldn t af-

\\est is a girl with hair on her - .

. .. ford five cents a week,

chest. An optimist might bid

four diamonds with the West To this there was only one cards, but the word hasn't yet answer, and all three of us said been coined for the sort of play- it in unison: “Shut up and deal. ’

er who would ‘lid four hearts.

North pas.^d in a treacly tone. To ^ m y life 1 cou,dn t and South we it on to* four whose b,ddin * was more spades. Year --porter gratefully horrible - North should double doubled four spade., and the four hearts ’ read y to double any battle was on. rescue as well. If North fails to

double. South should leave well

"You will appear for me in our enough a i 0 ne.

sion that I enjoy testifying as an di\orce trial. North demanded

expert witness. Actually, like as be P u * * be dummy down. That couple should stay mar-

“When a bridge player bids r»ed; nobody else would want

three spades she promises that cither one of them,

she won’t bid again without hearing from her partner. In

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Avoid Being

Expert Witness

By Alfred *hein;vold

Last April I took the stand for four hours to prove to a California court that gin rummy is a game of skill, and this seems to give people the impres-

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DAILY QUESTION

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ing for a divorce.

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led the singleton club, got a ruff, next turn, but there is no adput me in with the ace of dia- vantage in jumping immediately,

monds. and got another ruff. We got another diamond and the ace of hearts, for a plus

score of 400 points.

"You will be my witness,’’

Gun Victim

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HOBART UPI — James Gravenstretcher, 17. Valparaiso, a student at Gary Andrean High School, was shot to death accidentally Sunday while target shooting with two companions. He had separated from the others and was shot in the neck while crawling through thick underbrush on a farm near here.

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THE AVERAGE American woman who wears spectacles owns twice as many pairs of (lasses as do men who must use the cheaters, according to a recently concluded survey. This proves, of course, that women are not only betterlooking, but also looking better than us males. ! ! ! "Not being able to see the woods for the trees’ 1 is just an cld saying. However, not being able to see the laion for the leaves, is a hideously true fact. ! I I An old-timer, according to Grandpappy Jenkins, is a fellow who can remember 'way back when filling stations had only ono pump apiece. ! ! ! College football has always

had the two-platoon system, says Milt, the sterling printer— what the coach does and what the alumni think he should have donet. 1 ! ! A certain species of sheep, native to tropical Africa, grows no wool—nature item. We’d, say the critters picked an ideal spot in which to practice nudism. ! ! ! Zadok Dumkopf announces he's already reserved his seat for the World Series—directly in front of the family's television set. ! ! I As the poets have it, the “melancholy days” are here again and, to a losing football coach, the most melancholic of all is the one the sports writers call Upset Saturday.,

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WINDY CINDY—Some of the thousands of refugees from hurricane Cindy, which boiled up about 140 miles eff the gulf coast (see map), are shown in an emergency ihelter at Lake Charles. La-

ANDREW FISCHER gives his wife an affectionate kiss as she sits in a wheelchair in St. Luke’s Hospital, Aberdeen, S. D, recuperating from giving birth to quintuplets.

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Towering girders ... whirling space capsules ... hand crafted In sculptured rugged plastic . . . make up the all-new Walt Dis-J jiey Tomorrowland Rocket Ride. An exciting “space adventure” awaits every youngster with the greatest toy concept in B0 years. The Rocket Ride is a giant motorized construction toy loaded with- action and play value. Amazingly enough, it goes together, without nuts, • boits, screws or glue. Assembled it Btands 2- 1 a feet tall. Each piece is designed for easy slip-fit. Features 8 rotating space capsules, 12 giant girders and structural members. Youngsters will put it together ... take it apart . . • hundreds of times. The -Rocket Ride is one of four such construction toys developed in California by Wen-Mac Corporation, jsubsidiary of American Machine & Foundry Company. The toys making Uivu’.iiuliiil aikuutkace (jLUifig

James Rady, shown at the left, who w as master of ceremonies Saturday night at the Democrat Rally held at the Fair Groun ds is gathering information from Charles Shuee, County Chairman, and Jack Sebrin g, who represented Robert Rock who will be a candidate for Governor at the State C onvention.

The 1964 Mercury extends its coverage of the medium-priced market with two new series and a choice of two distinctive roof designs. A sporty four-door hardtop Marauder with fastback roofline (front) will be offered in addition to the unique breezeway models (rear). A two-door hardtop Marauder, which was introduced last Spring, also will be offered. Mercury's two new series are the luxurious top-of-the-line Park Lane and the Montclair. Luxury and performance are emphasized with significant improvement in passenger comfort and spaciousness. The 1964 Mercury’s six V-8 engines—two more than last year—range from 250 to 425 horsepower.

ADMITS AWOL SLAYINGS— Stanley N. Garfield. 18. AWOL sailor from Framingham, Mass., arrested at a police roadblock in Scarborough, Maine, readily confessed he strangled his mother and brother and critically wo-mded his father, police said. Cause apparently was a family dispute over his marriage to his teenage sweetheart. Victims were Mrs. Ruth T. Garfield, 43. John, 9. and Robert T. Garfield, 43, who was shot.

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