The Daily Banner, Greencastle, Putnam County, 19 July 1955 — Page 3

PAGE THRET; TTESDAT, Jn.Y 19, 1955 THE DAILY BANNER, GREENCASTLE, INDIANA

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Unsporting: An. v<: s To Golf Questif I5y Margan t I^trolx* There are two Fjxjrta at which I do not excel (', f, ; l hiding my head in name. Which is a hind of redund m / in it.-' If, since if one dw-s not } iy !f he just automatically HAS to hide the head, etc. Along with the j< y: of summer —among which i predomin-

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over the count; , i know, and we would be rid o-f t *' ir .11 time —SPRAY YOl l; POISON* IVY

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there arc no \v< used for philanth; mane activities sin ed), sunstroke a

potato

tenec?) (omc- -It Hut then,

golf 1 '

*eason of heat and daylight saving time. It b; ing the kind of

ball will move, man. Question: I play my opponent's ball by mistake in the fairway, and he plays mine. Should we swap balls and go back to where

they first lay?

Me: Look, you two kids have no business even playing golf after what obviously took place the night before. Don’t swap golf i balls, swap eyeballs for a set

i that will see.

Question: If my opponent drives off first when I am entitled to the honor, may I claim the

hole?

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left

sxcept to be

or hu-

proposin tiie

sport, and I use the term in its loosest connotation, that is good until the snow banks deep enough for skiing.. Ah. now there is a real sport, sport! You can get killed at it, frost-bite taking the I place of heat prostration, with

sunburn always present. Anyhow, the magazines are

all featuring expheit instructions on "how to better your golf game,” some of which rules may iiave had the Presidential veto for all I know. Without the author’s permission (go ahead and sue, I feel lightheaded today) here are a couple of quotes from a current test of golf knowledge in a magazine, with comments of

my own:

Question: My shot lands in I shallow water off a beach. There l is a stiff wind and it looks as | if the waves and wind will move the ball close enoough to let me play it. How long may I wait? Me: Wait for the ebb tide, you fool. You want to ruin those new

shoes ?

Question: My opponent’s ball ! stops on the very lip of the cup. He claims he may wait 60 secends' to see whether it will fall

,nto the hole. Is he right? The number of groceries in the Me: Whistle two bars of Golf United States has dropped from Widow Boogie in key of E. That 596,000 in 1929 to 485,000 in 1953

Me: This is an honor? It’s different with bridge. Now you take the bidder, see he gets to play last cm the first trick. Also, don't play with this character

again. Too pushy.

Question: What is the ruling in a match when my ball strikes someone not connected with the match? My opponent or his cad-

die? My caddie?

Me. How’s that again? Waiter ,one more double julep. The view from the club porch is getting blurred. Must be the heat, not exertion—for I don't

play golf.

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It s Blackwood On Bridge Miss Brash’s Bidding Tests Partner's Mettle Usually when leading from the weak hand toward the strong hand - to finesse, you should lead the smallest card of the suit, unusual situations require unusual plays. East dealer. Neither side vulnerable. NORTH Miss Brash A J 9 6 5 V 4 3 ♦ A K 9 6 4 4b 9 3 WEST EAST Mr. Masters Mr. Abel AKQ10 4 A 8 3 2 VQJ62 VA85 ♦ Q 3 2 4 10 8 * J 8 4b K 10 7 5 2 SOUTH Mr. Champion 4b A 7 V K 10 9 7 ♦ J 7 5 4b A Q 6 4 The bidding: Cast South West Eorth Pass 1 4b Pass 1 4 / Pass 1 V Pass 1 4 ( Pass 1 NT Pass 2 NT Pass 3 NT All Pass You have to be good when you’re playing with Miss Brash. She puts her partners in same very tougn contracts. Mr. Champion looked the dummy over in today's deal and wondered where Miss Brash got her two no trump bid. It was obvious he had to bring in a lot of diamond tricks to make the hand. If there had been an entry to dummy outside of diamonds, he would have considered playing the ace and king of tKat suit, hoping to drop the queen. With no side entries, however, that would have done him no igoodT as the jack would block the suit on the third round. SLIM CHANCE There was another chance. If Mr. Masters had three diamonds to the queen and Mr. Abel held

the doubleton ten. the entire suit could be brought in without loss. Nat much of a chance. But when the adverse cards must be a certain way for you to make your contract, you may as well play as though they were that way. The opening lead was the deuce of hearts. Mr. Abel won witfT the ace and returned the eight. Mr. Champion played the nine and lost to the jack. Mr. Masters then shifted to the jack of clubs which was won in the closed hand with the queen. TRAPS SINGLETON Now Mr. Champion led a low diamond to dummy’s ace, returned to his hand with the ace of clubs and laid down the jack of diamonds. The queen covered and the king was put up in dummy. This play trapped Mr. Abel’s now singleton ten, making all the dummy’s diamonds goad. Another long-shot winner for Miss Brash and her slap-dash style. But she saw nothing out of the ordinary in the bidding or the result. "Just as I thought, partner,” she said. “I felt sure it would be a laydown.” Mr. Champion only garaned.

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