The Daily Banner, Greencastle, Putnam County, 2 August 1949 — Page 6

.WE DAILY BANNIR, j^fENCASTLE. INDIANA, TUESDAY, AUGUST 2, 1949^

ERICH BRANDEIS , Have you got ulcers? Or at least hypertension? If not, X am afraid you'll never be a great man or woman. If you want to be a celebrity, »c< ording to what I understani from a recent editorial in the Tornngton, Conn., Register, you owe it to yourself to get yourself a set of ulcers or at least a case of hypertension.

You all kmnv what ulcers are,

of course.

Hypertension is a bit difficult to explain. You may not even ; find it in your dictionary unless j

, it is one of those great big ones I that can bring on rupture If you use them too often. Hypertension is whaL in , ' h o I lays of my parents, people used to call c-assi dness, orneriness, era bbiness or several other hor.c-made terms Ukc those. In those days, when hypertension occurred in children, a 1 spanking often brought a

quick cure.

In adults, a few days of rest ■i good heart-to-heart talk be tween husband and wife, or oe- ' veen boss and employee did a

lot of good.

Nowadays when a kid has th’ ailment hi is taken to r. (ssychiatrist who says the youngster i.exj'iissing himself anu should not be discouraged irom sassing !r-i mother or father. And adults go to Reno a:<d ret themselves a divorce. But back to the Torrington Register editorial. It quotes General Marshall a , having said "Ulcers have had i. ti mge effect upon me hist' ry of our times I have had to con

tend with., among other things the ulcers of Bedell Smith 'n Moscow and the ulcers of Bob Lovett and Dean Acheson ir. Washington." Then the editorial writer goes on to say. "He might have mentioned his own retirement which was caused ny another oi the manifestations of hypertension.” The writer further quotes a Washington correspondent whsomehow, found that among those who suffer from ulcers or hypertension are Staan, Bevin. Vishinsky. Warren Austin Eisenhower. Attlee. Qjueuille, Molotov, de Gasparl, Gromyko, and General Clay. "When the Big Four sat at a table in Laris, there was hardly an item on the menu that all four could eat or drink.” So you see, if you ever want to be great you should really first of all get sick. (Unless the egg comes before the hen.) You start with Indigestion Next conies hypertensi n Finally ulcers. Eventually you'll get i*i-

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