The Daily Banner, Greencastle, Putnam County, 15 July 1949 — Page 6

THE DAILY BANNER, GREENCASTIE, 1DIANA, FRIDAY, JULY 15, 1949.

ERICH BRANDEIS Fieri are two laughs I IihcI lunt I would like to share

with you

Th' v r. not tin radio-comedian kind 1 i j >ki n. thou*;?!. Tin v an just a couple of in* rid<: t. ich as anyone of U3 mi^iit ran into. iBy tli way. don't tell tBc. rie.i that y mr teaener r.i;d • r.i slioiildr't end a sentence

with a preposition. I Know tha' | Cut the teacher prottaoly didn't tell you what to do Instead. | dine didn't tell me. »o I repeat "as anyone of us might run

into.)

I visited my New trork office i couple of days ago. )ne o! the stenogiapners told that another girl in her de- . tment was getttng married. ' she's marrying a mighty fill w," she said, "with i ■ I jo She’s going to quit working.’’ Tiiat was laugh No. 1

The dear, things!

sweet

innocent

glorious leisure of being a house-

wife!

Some colu nnist suggested that there should be a "Housewife’s L>ay' 'every year. There is a Mother's Day and a Father’s Day, so why not do honor to th.housewife, who may not be a mother but should be remembered just the same? J asked my own wife what she thought of the idea. 'My goodness,' she replied, "haven't women got enough work to do without cleaning up ill the mess of a ‘Housewife's Day' with a lot of company a id ela.'i cs and dishes to do after they leave? 1 ’ 1 didn't disilim :on that

Arthur was lost. He had absolutely nothing to do. He wandered around like a lost soul. "So I persuaded him to go into politics. Isn't that perfectly logical?”

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And, as I looked around rue among the politicians, isn't it? WOKKKKS IIM.fcO

LAST SHOWING TODAY

1 They think that quitting a , stenographer.

! nine-to-five, five-day-.*-week job; She’ll find oat coin enough wjth two weeks' vacation on full 'whether quitting an office

KICI1MOND, Ind., duly 13 (III*) Half of the International Harvester Compary s s'of pager by a small group of vor:.A s. A dispute between two n;ir assigned to similar tasks in tbe local plant touched off inter r.ittcnt stoppages, .company officials said. The t. lays lieid up production and caused the fin.

job to layoff about 50</ men yestor

uy means quitting v.. What an awakening they will have when they embark on that

for a housewife's job "quittirg work."

mean*

GIRL, 5, AMONG THE INJURED

w wmlm 'Jills

There is the other laugh I had. A "crtain fellow in these par.s who had never amounted i.

r.nu h is entering politics.

He is going to try to be elected to a rather important office Everybody is very much surorised that he Is getting up enough energy to run for anytiiiiig. H' otten ' issed hi:; commuter’s train because he was

tot 1 i/.y to run for it.

Someone asked his wife what on ai th ever made her husbuni

o ambitiojs all of a sudden.

"Why, iij dear," she answer-

tlay arj today. Officials of the CIO Farm Equipment Workers Union said the union was not involved hi the dispute although some et its members took pan. A company spokesman stod 1. ith of the men invoVcc in the dispute blamed each other fo: alleged inefficiency .n their i-

signments.

SUMMER THEATER TO OPEN IN BROWN CO. NASHVILLE, Ind. July 15 - (INS) Governor Henry e S hncker and Indiana Univcir

Bureau Meeting Held In Floyd Floyd Township Earn Bureau meeting was held Monday evening July 11, at Center school house. Meeting began with K ro ' , J singing Silver Threads Amo-.c, the Gold, led by Mrs Artii r Diggers with Mrs. vVm. Kigeat the piano. Everett Wallace gave the d - votions. Mn Wallaet « me lion of the Riley Hospital Fund and a donation was voted out for it. Everett Wallace explained some points about the reventt - tax check up. Miss Mary Burk ertertnine 1 with a reading. Ma at the TTA. Meet ng. Then a c g o' Cor-

nelia and Mary Susan Sears accompanied at the p.ano by the r mother. Another reeding by Miss Burk, One Big Happy Family, then a piano si 1j by Aiiss Strone. Joyce Sibbitt g..*e n very interesting rcpoit of her 4-H trip

to Purdue.

It was decided to have tn 1 iu on a\. ^ ,. Fa m Bureau picnic utiy 51. I per acre each y ear

Refreshme.it.. were-serve.' ..’o to 15)40.

a social hour enjoyec,, ■"ately 50 in, nibers , anq

During the eighty trom 15H0 to IMs fai1 , L tiuced 17.0 bu: hels of acre in the United St lt 7

pared to an av.

NOTICE Our dry cleaning department Saturday. We appeciate your Goopciation department was on vacation.

while It I

HOME LAUNDRY AND CLEANERS

after Arthur retired he real- ll y President H. P. Wells

tffte® ^ ■ ■ Mi

ly had no other interest than n - uog. "Then the dog died and

INJURED IN FATAL New York-to-Los Angeles flight which ended In death for 35 is 5-year-old Diane Carol Harris, shown in a hospital bed after removal from wreckage of the .Standard Air Lines C-46 near Los Angeles. (International Soundphoto)

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expected to be among the stat'.' and university officials to attend the opening performance at H.i new Brown County Playhouse to

night.

A folk comedy, "The Ok; Soak” is to be presented at 8 p m. LST by the I. U. theater directed by Dr. Lee N o'vell. Fiv, performances are scheduled toi.ight, Saturday and Sunday evening, and Saturday and Sunday matinees. The new summer theater nt Nashville was completed vejterday with installation of seats. A. J. Rogers constructed tv canvas top theater in downtown Nashville.

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SPIRITUAL INVASION WINONA LAKE, Ind., July Jo (I P) a “spiritual invasion" of Europe by 100 four-man teams of young evangelists will be sponsored by the Youth for Chf-isi InLerhatici al, It was announced nt the organization's tilth annual convention here today. „ Delegates also voted to send j J6 other teams to some 30 oth- r countries They also approved a budget of $800,000 after $400,--'40 was pledged in a 20-minute session by enthusiastic delegate. Delegates also authorized Dr. Robert A. Cook, Chicago, their president, to visit President Truman and FBI chief J. Edgar Hoover to determine the organization's role in curbing juvenile delinquency. The sixth annual convention of the group Will also bo held here next July, it was annoum - ed.

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