The Daily Banner, Greencastle, Putnam County, 14 January 1932 — Page 3

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THE DAILY BANNER, G REEK CASTLE, INDIANA, THURSDAY* JANUARY 14,1032.

British Readers Poke Fun At G. B. S,

In King Contest

MANCHESTER, England. Jan, 4. * ^ United States decided to go royal, ami asked George Bernard Shaw to accept the throne, what do you think Shaw's answer would he? This was the question the Manchestei Guardian asked its readers recent1\. It brought humorous replies. Not one suggested that ho might refuse, because of any sense of unfitness in

himself.

In fact the answers showed a very clear idea of the reputation that he

has achieved, refuse he did

absolute monarch world intelligentsia and film clown’s salary to dramatist surpassing Shakespeare. Besides have no desire to captain compassless <hip. When your vessel steering definitely by commonsense like friend Stalin's offer me post again. Minor points. Day is past when immaterial whether king speaks his people’s language. Could not reign happily in undemo cratic contry where minority dealing in stimlating alcohols arc prosecuted

Chicago Faces Chaos If Money Is Not Secured

• OMH.ETE DISASTER FACES WINDY CITY UNLESS FUNDS AKF. RAISED

Emmerson Declines To Run

the

one for

Vr 9 * X I'ting New York to keep a luncheon engagement with her ex husid James Stillman, Mrs. Anne Urquhart (Kifi) Stillman MeCor|k heroine of America’s most famous divorce contest, is shown I)'her youthful husband, Fowler McCormick, as they arrived at the liman Imme. The mi < ling was arranged to discuss the $10,000,000 ' trust fund that Stillman endowed for their children.

post was loo mean

man of his abilities, or that the pay was not large enough for a man with his salary, or that he just couldn’t be

,bothered.

First prize, $10, was won by George T. Hay, of Low hell, Durham, by the

following:

Phone message regarding decision to establish monarchy in America received on emerging from mid-day hath. Quite understand your desire

seeing Stalin not available to have Annual Dinner Dance

< Hl< AGO, Jan. 14, (UP)—Disaster as complete as from a major flood, | fire or earthquake confronts Chicago. This is no exaggeration. Far-see-j ing officials have hinted at the possi- , bility for months. They no longer hint: they declare chaos is inevitable

copy. G. B. S. unless the city can raise money. Two other answers which weie fav- Starvation threatens more than orably mentioned, principally because 500,000 men, women and children—

by majority dulled and brutalized by

When they made him j l ' a,mibal P ractit ' e of meat ;o on the ground that | Have hu ,ch Ph 000 me89aK '‘ to

obtain 150 words incomparable Sh iw

of their briefness, were.

Elected myself king of the United States .n 1890 and have been ruling

successfully ever since.

Delighted to honor you, hut where

are the United States?

men,

the equivalent of the entire population "f Milwaukee. Charity has been feeding them. Now relief funds are dwindling and no more are in pros-

pect.

only other infallible human being as your first king, but offer totally inadequate notwithstanding undoubted improved social status of modern kings. Do you really consider attractive offer of limited monarchy to

At Country Club The Phi Delta Kappa fraternity will hold its seventh annual dinnerdance at the Country club this evening. About twenty-five couples are expected to attend.

Come to the market Saturday in the Donner room on east Washington St. 14 It

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