Bloomington Telephone, Volume 14, Number 38, Bloomington, Monroe County, 11 November 1889 — Page 3
THE ARIZONA KICKER. Some Things Peculiar to the West. "We extract the following from the last issue of the Arizona Kicker: A Double Hit, Last "week certain folks who want to see us downed were chuckling because we were not invited io the grand autumn soiree given by Mrs. Judge Gildersleeve, of Jackass Heights. It was a social snub on us, we'll admit, but the aforesaid chuckling has ceased. It broke short off day before yesterday when the Sheriff arrived from Omaha and tapped the Judge on the shoulder and asked him how the business of cow-stealing got along. We've had the biography of the Judge in hand for some mgmths. He robbed a postoffice in Illinois, stole hogs in Iowa, and embezzled from a toll-bridge in Indiana. On top of thajb he stole cows in Nebraska, and when his wife made cold mutton of us we went down to the telegraph office and dispatched the Sheriff to come on. We think we are about even. It is not the policy of this paper, as we have often stated, to deplete our population by
"giving away" our citizens, but no one must try any monkey-shines with us. We are here to stay. He Stepped. In our last fssue we called attention to the fact that William Parton, familiarly known as "Baldheuded Bill," had succeeded in securing the nomination for Alderman of the Second Ward on the People's Reform ticket. We didn't go much on the reform business, to begin with, and we went considerably less on William. We kindly mentioned the fact to him that he was an old soaker, a man who never paid a debt, and that he escaped indictment for stealing the bridge f rinds by a flaw. In a brotherly way we asked him to step down and out, but instead of heeding our well-meant advice he came hunting for us with a shotgun. Then we had to exhibit certain documents to the good people to prove that William's true home was in State Prison, and it was decided to get a move on him. Some one gave the snap away, however, and he was a mile or more away when the people called at his cabin and asked him to come out and play pendulum. We are heavy on genuine reform in politics, but we can't be made to believe that the way to begin it is to nominate a thief for office.
ay, bustling New York were i day he came just as the editor was in that he nearlv lost heart j the bustle of "going to press," and
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witn tne generous uut iu-tiwcuuonno of giving information for an article on modern warfare. He laid a map on the desk and proceeded to point out upon it the various positions in a battle in which he had taken part. "This," he said, pointing out with the stump of a pencil a certain part on the map, "is where the enemy were massed in front
of us. Here" (pointing to anotuer
to lero borne and paddle his own Made His Life Blood Do Duty for canoe. He got a bootblack's outfit j Brains, and journeyed from town to town, and An old soldier, gin-soaked and garfinally reached New York about the j rulous, was in the habit of frequently middie of April. To locate in the j dropping into the sanctum of an editor metropolis had been the dream of his j and pestering him with stories about life, but the ideal city of his imagina- j his old campaigns and battles. One
tion and busy
so different
in the struggle he was obliged to put
forth to gain the means to keep body and soul together. He is vry small, even for his age, and the older and larger boys engaged in the same vocation as he made his life so miserable that one day he marched across the big bridge and commenced life anew in this city. Here he did a little bet: ter. and managed to scrape coppers
enough together to buy a little food place) "is where our division was drawn and a resting place in the Newsboys up n the square. We deployed in this
ljoagmg iiouse on iopiar street last direction, ana our letc wing was insight. Harry had heard great stories tacked bv the enemy on this knoll, of the wonders of Coney Island, and just at this point I was wounded on the money to be picked up there, and the left shoulder, and 200 yards furthither he went. There he found no diffi- theronlgot my right arm shattered culty in earning enough to furnish him by a piece of one of our own shells." food and lodgings, and all went com- "But," broke in the irritated and sarparativelv well with him until about a castic editor (who was an unfortunate
Week ago, when he was stricken down stammerer), "where d-d-did you get with a severe attack of malarial fever, y-y-your b-b-brains bl-blown out?" He was advised to go to Brooklyn and San Francisco Argonaut.
be sent to a hospital, which he did, as
stated, above, uapt. eary sent mm to the Long Island College Hospital, where he received such ctfreful treatment that he was released this morning. Brooklyn Eagle. He Drew the Line at Throwing Up the Sponge.
Bob Collins is the son of a good old
Entirely Helpless to Health. The above statement made by Mrs. 8. H. Ford, wile of Gea. Ford, can be vouched for by nearly the entire population of Corunna, Mich., her home for years. She was for two years a terrible sufferer from rheumatism, being confined to her bod most of the time, her feet and limbs being bo badly swollen she could scarcely move. She was inaucod to try a bottle ot Hibbaxd's Rheumffctta svrun. It helped her, and two ad-
farmer living in the interior of the ditional bottles entirely cured her. lo-day
ftfA nrhiiA Tk -fAndfl viffht, tn sne is a won wuiuiiu.
The Fruit of Violence. In no case ia the folly of violence in xnedica tion morto conspicuously shown by its fruit than in tho effect upon the intestines of excessive purgation. The stomach and bowels are first painfully griped, then the latter is copiously, suddenly and repeatedly evacuated. This la far beyond the necessities of the case, moat unnatural, excessively debilitating. The organs are incapacitated from resuming their function with normal moderation. An astringent is resorted to which reduces them to their former condition of inaction. To this monstrous and harmful absurdity, Hcstotter's Stomach Hitters is the happy alternative. Itrelax6a gently, naturally, sufficiently, it diverts bile from the blood into its proper channel, it insures healthful digestion and complete assimilation. It is a complete defense against malaria, and conquers rheumatism, neuralgia, nervousness, kidney and bladder trouble. Her Glance Was Frosty. When a wedding was announced in
Pittsburg some years ago an invitation reached a certain bachelor who was rather unwilling to spend money. He wanted to send a present to the bride, but he hated to spend the money. In this quandary he went to a well-known dealer in silver, china, and like precious things, and sought high and low in his stock for some article that should combine lowness of price with appearance of great value. He was not successful at first. Presently ho came across some valuable Bohemian glass v A. a a st . miA of which was broken. Two
The Florida Times- Union tells of a freak of nature in the person of a negro man. Although he is twenty odd years of age and has a fully developed head, his body and limbs are dwarfed to the size of a young baby. He possesses average intelligence, and has learned to sew and knii. KM You Read the large advertisement of The Youth's Companion which wo published last week? This romarkable paper has the phenomenal circulation of 4;O,O0O copieri weekly. No other journal is more welcomed by old and younflfinthe families througnout the land. The publishers make a special offer onco a year. and to all who subscribe now will send the paper free to January 1, :IS90, and for a full year from t fiat date. The subscription price is $1.75. Address Thb Youih's Companion, Boston, Mass. Oregon, the FaradiKe or Farmers, MiUl, equable climate, certain and abundant crops. Best fruit, grain, grass, and Htock country in the -world. Full information free. Address the Oregon Immigration Board, Portland, Oregon. Bbonchitis Is cured by frequent small doses of lJiso's Cure for Consumption.
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Catarrh in the Head I M en ti-Q in cppofnirtna taint in the blood. Hence I HI ed.
Always Aheai. We take pleasure in announcing to the public ia this manner that we have established still another enterprise in connection with the Kicker. The New York World has its way of showing its enterprise, and we have ours, We haven't got fourteen Webb presses at work, nor can we afford to send an expedition to Africa not yet. We have had for some time under one roof a newspaper office, a grocery, a feed store, a harness shop, a candy store, and a glove factory. We have bow added a butcher shop. While
all the?o things will be run in connection with the Kicker, and by the same editorial staff, subscribers won't be obliged to take anything but the paper. We leave others to do the bragging, but we think we can justly point with pride to this mammoth aggregation of businesses, all edited by one central head, and all steadily improving in genuine merit. Our Westebn Wat. We were one of three .citizens who found our City Recorder staving blind drunk the other night and helped him home, and because we had something to say, drunk as he was, of such conduct on the part of a city official, he has been blowing around that we are his enemy and want to down him. The truth of the matter is that he has been on a drunk for the last six months, and at no time in that period has he been fit for his official duties, but isn't that the case with all the rest of them ? We've befen fighting whisky evr since our first issue, but the town now drinks a barrel where it used to a gallon. We haven't an official in the town who doesn't booze and we propose next week to make one last effort. If they can't brace up we'll see that every one of them is sent for and taken back to serve out his unexpired sentence. We like the West and Western ways, but when everybody, from the Postmaster to the ten-pin marker, gets drunk on the same day, a change of some sort is needed.
The Weatheb. Our subscribers have been both surprised and pleased
at the way we have hit the weather for the last two weeks. We didn't expect to do so well in the start-off, as the only
instrument we had was an old horseshoe, a two-foot rule, and a war map of the battle of Gettysburg, but we made
no mistake.
Our first prediction was that the fol
lowing week would be cold, clear,
cloudy, warm and variable, with possi-
blv rain.
We hit it even to the variable. She
varied from a frost to such a hot
nkrht that everybody kicked the quilts
off. The rain didn't last but three days, but that was sufficient to let us
out.
Our second prediction also hit it pat. We predicted winds, calms, sunshine,
clouds, high pressure over the Arctic Ocean, and low pressure around the month of the Amazon, with a consider
able wobble between here and rite Pacific. She wobbled. We got just what we expected, and from this out we are going ahead like a scared jack rab
bit hnntmc for cover. Watcn our
amoke. Detroit Free Press
his knittin' at home he has an unac
countable love for sporting life, and would walk fifty miles to see a wrestling or sparring match. Bob takes a weekly sporting paper, and in the evening, when his trork is over, he delights to sit out in front of the house under the apple tree and peruse its columns. A few evenings since he was sitting thus when his father came out, and seeing Bob reading the p.per said: "Bob, if it wouldn't be askin' too much of ye, jus' read me. a little o' whut yure a readin' of now." 44 Well, dad," said Bob, "ye know that fight whut I wus tellin' ye about, that wus gointer take place out in Iowy?" "Yes, I recollect ye sed suthin about it." "Well, it wus fit, an' Bed-eyed Jake,
that I wus a desciibin to yer, got licked." "Du tell!" "Yes; I'll read yer about it. Listen: u 'Ia the twenty-second round time wus called, an' Big Gua hopped to the scratch es spry es a kitten, but Bedeyed Jake was groggy. The two men sparred cautiously for an opening for a few moments, when Big Gus got in a sledge-hammer blow on Jake's juggler, completely knocking the gentleman out. When Pete Jenkins saw that his favorite was whipped he threw up
the sponge
"Now, look a-here. Bob, thet will do;
I don't mind yer readin' of them pa
pers, an kin readily see how Pete Jen
kins, arter settin so much store by
Ked-eved Jake, would feel sorter sick at seein' of him licked, but when a paper come out and says as how he vom
ited up a sponge, then I jest naturally
dout that papers veracity; caus it
stands ter reason that no 1mm man
cud eat a sponge."
Bob started to explain, but the old
man would not stop to hear, and went
into the house muttering something
about "condasted newspaper lies.
Feck's Sun.
It Wasn't Angels He Heard. It was a sad scene. The old man
lay on his bed, and by him sat the
faithful wife, holding his worn hand in hers, and forcing back the tears to
greet his wandering look with a smile.
She spoke words of comfort and of
hope. But he felt the cold hand fall
ing on him and he turned his weary eyes up to her pale, wan face. "Jennie, dear wife, I am going." "Oh, no, John; not yet; not yet. "Yes, dear wife," and he closed his eyes; "the end is near. The world grows dark about me. There is a mist around me gathering thicker and thicker and there, es through a cloud, I hear the music of angels sweet and sad." "No, no, John, dear ; that isn't angels; that's the brass band on the corner." "What !" said the dying man. "Have those scoundrels dared to come around here when they know I'm dying? Give me my bootjack. Ill let 'em see." And in a towering rage the old man jumped from hi bed, and before his wife could think he had opened the window and shied the bootjack at the band. "I've hit that Dutch leader, anyway." And he went back to bed and got well. San Francisco Chronicle.
vircf n.ab vonr druflrcrist: should ho not
keep it. we will sond on receipt of price, $1 per bottle or six for ?5. Uheumatjc Syrup Co. Jackson. Mich,
Oriina".eB in scrofulous taint in the blood. Hence
ibe proper method by which to cure CHtarrh is to purify tAe blood. H many dieaip-eeable Byniptome. and the danger of developing into bronchitiB or that terribly fatal disease consumption, ure entirely
pieces had been knocked off the lip of removed by Hood's Sarsaparilla. which cures caJlLrt A ,,W afvii.V Inm Urrh bypnrifying the blood; italso tanes up the
tt " teiu and greatly improves the general humu. "How much do you want for the ecufiarmediciner broken vase?" he asked. -fof 2: years I have been troubled with .catarrh in
An absolute cure for Ion standing or recent putt, io vearK tc-at nrovcis the merit of Our
pal Speffiflc. Envelopes sealed and unprlnV
A2TEJ IUI A c AN BE CURED. JA3 I IwlA A trial bottle e ut Free t
anyone afflicted. Dr. TA1T BHO., Kocheater, N. X-
n HTAtl'O FRF KCH VITALIZES.
UHlUll U MW Vinr. ad tfa oalj
StrtuJ D.liiUir wd Ut Vtulitr Jwwb. A MirM lr Whi. Ir fl. al. W ft. CLaUfr. DiL I
lev Emm 4
Lefitintta KpMUto t
;i io. tiiiiai
UN nON THIS FA www wmirn TO advuihim.
al ,1 lilrA ir AhovfTA I . KjM.DMAn mnA .ttw ml Hphil Itr. I never I I O r IOTP III A UTl n
yjLLj vw wuuiu uuu o v i me jjciwi iuuirsdmvm. Bv, . - - . nur nil A nHlllLlJ
rtTrf fnf that " nniri thfi salesman. had fa)b in bucd meaicineu, uui cuimu v, witVnr monfh. W.ut
. - . . i-ii i v.tti.w TtrfAa SBrsAifirillft. It tlld uie BO niucu I (Umni. Rent. einreRsafie
"And vettnose pieces coma ue eubiiv - - - - ml T .va.vp VA rl' mokey mfg.
i a rrn I n a r. innii imeu ilb u;a hi, a uoi t - . n n
on. couldn't they?" ZAB Mwhwh h raatlvimDrovedandlfeel MPmo" '" rArJ-
I UWbUCa J mmim w
stuck
"Yes. they could " was the reply.
"Then I guess you may pack up that vase and send it to Miss , at street, East End," said the smart economist. He reasoned that if the vase reached his fair friend with twe pieces broken out of it the d&niage would be attributed to careless handling on the road, and he would be credited with sending a costlv vase. All would have been well, perhaps, had not the careful salesman wrapped
up the broken pieces separately in
tissue paper and placeu tnem in me box beside the vase. As it was the
Tiie Flopping: of a Fly's iug. The slow flopping of a butterflys wiug, says Sir John Lubbock, produces no sound, but when the movements are rapid a noise is produced which increases in shrillness with the number of vibrations. Thus the house flv, which produces tha sound I vibrates its wings 21120 times a minute, or 335 times in a second; and
the bee. which xntikes the sound of A. pYpot unou the b ide as not pleasant;
as manv as 26.400 time?, or 440 times nor wfts her frost'iv plance agreeable to
in a second. On the contrary, a tired flm nenurious bachelor when they met
bee hums on E, and. therefore, accord- shortly afterward. Pittsburg Dis-
mg io ineory, viurui.es it wma pawn.
330 times in a second. Marcy, tne naturalist, after many attempts, has T t 1 1 "I - i. ,,..1,
succeeaea, oy a uoucuie inmui.m, when a-fflicfaMl with uny of the ailments for in confirming these numbers graphic- which Dr. Pierre's Golden Medical Discov-
allv TTa fivflil flv so that the tin of vv is recommended, as it is so positively
t iA w1'nff iiiof fkuhAd a orlinder eurtuln in its ourativa effects as to warrant of the wing just toncnea a cynnaei, maiiufacturrs in guaranteeing it to
nmvu o iiivtc vwvu . I beneut or caret or money paia lor it i rostroke of the wine: caused a mark, of turned. It is warranted to c'ure all blood,
course verv slicht. but still quite per- skin and scalp diseases, sain rheum, tetter.
j Xi i 4.ia iknvo and all scoiuious sores unu swemu. aa oeptible, and thus showed that theie consumption (which Is scrofula of
www ttutuu'Xj.j wu o v& vftvij t wwv. i tne lungs;, u ittKen in nuio iiuu uavcu aiuu
agreeing almost exactly witn tne num- trial
ber of vibrations inferred from tne dok't hawk, hawk, blow, spit, and dia-
note produced. gust everybody with your offensive breath,
like a different woman." Mbs. J. B. Adams, 8 Rich
mond t$t., Kewark, N. J. 1 have used Hood's SaniaparilU for catarrh with vTT BatiBfactory roulta. I received more
permanent benefit from it than from any other
remedy I ever tried." M. E. Rad, or a- iieaa
Son, W'auseon, Ohio. Hood's Sarsaparilla
rai hv pill dniBcista. 1 : six tec $5. Prepared only
b C. 1.HOOD & CO'., Apothecwlea, LoweU, Maaa. IOO Doses One Dollar
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To experiment with uncertain romemcs,
Ely's Cream Balm WIJjI CURE CATARRH pVrlco 50 Cents, j
Apply Itelir into each nostril, ELY BROS.. 66 Warren St.. N. Y.
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Btats of Ohio, Crrr of Toi,ejo, liOciB county, SS, f Fbakk J. Cheney makes oath that ho ia tt senior partner of the firm of F. J. Cheney v Co doing buaineaB in tee City of Toledo. Conntv and State aforesaid, and tlutt said firm wtil paw the Bum of ONE HUNPKEI) IJOTrjAltH
but use Dr. bage's Catarrh Hemedy and
end it.
50c. a bottle. All
ADWAY'S fi READY RELIEF. THE GREA1 CONQUEROR OF PAIN.
For Siralna. Bruise. Backache, Pain In the
Cheat or Sides, Headache, Toothache, or any other a Kt o nal pain, a few applications rubbed ou by 1 aind act like maie, causing the pain to inaiantly stop.
T A Tvfl Atifl wiffl. of Alto. Ind., For ConffesUonM, CoM BronchltisrPneu.
t T-T T " -"7 i' t,r monia,lnflainmation,Rhexoa8m,weurai:
are tile Oiaes mameu wuuw m mm ri Lumbaeo. Sciatica, more thorouxn ana
State. Mr. Loiiff, who was formerly repeated applications are necessary.
4 rt;4- TiiVlrt Wr a atrpUv 93 All In ternal Pains, Oiarrnea, touc, apam, an Associate Judge, wtts exaciij vo T .. a-n- vnmunK. sieen-
fv reach and every case of Catarrh that cannot I Yeara Qf jure Oct. 16 Iftst . His Wife 13 I i9MneH are relieved instantly, and quickly be cured bv the uieof Haix'8 CatakiiHUBE." - j . , J T,Q liaro hiaAti riirftd KV takinsr Inwardly ZO to SO drops in
FRANK J. CHENEY. in u jrf -"-".1;;;; half a tumbler "of water.
married almost seveuij-uiio orut.
Thev settled in Indiana in lttb, com- - tt x i T 1 QA A f
mg irom iventucttj . iu au-xv
1 f Lone removed to his present larm, De-
sriii'i catarrh Cnre is ttJcen intercaiiy, and iuff the second party to locate mside
acts directly npon the blood andmncuti snrfacea I e Indian reservation. Here He of theayatem. Bend for teatimoniaJa free. wrtrt n th ffimamith business, and
V. J. CHENEY & CO.. Toledo. Ohio. -Z'" fh Indian "Old
-SoldbydmggiBta.75oentB. l"Ti t
IOpeC&S, UU ftUWUUV Ui tacles. His place was a great camp-
Vintnr (in Ronthfirn tiftrfc of Chi- uie eround of the tribe, ana mere sun
caeo) What dreadful smell is it that remains on the farm an Indian spring.
seems to fill the whole atmosphere f vrauea up wnu Biouea, ueamca
Host It's the odor from the stock- large sink-holes, all in line, two 01 yards the rendering and bone-boiling them perfectly round and each exactly establishments, you know. 340 feet across, while a third, that is Visitor Is it often like this? How oblong, is 120 feet across and on a
in the world can you endure it ? high bluff. Mliese sinKi? are oeiievea
Host It isn't really bad when you to be the work of mound-Diuiaers.
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Sworn to before me and 8ub:ribed in my presence, tais Cth day of December, A. D., lbaj. , A. W. GLEASON.
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This article ia a carel.aiy piejmrurt physician's pre
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I prescribe and felly dorse Big U as the only apeclfic forthecertaincare of this disease. O. H. I'GKAHAM,M? JJ Amsterdam, K T We bare sold Big O tor many years, and it ba
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TUTKKN WKITINO TO ADVERTISERS Y please eay you saw the adYextisemeiea Id this paper
A CooraJireoas Young; Wanderer. One day last weak a bright-looking little fellow, who gave his name as Harry Werhey, called at the Third Precinct station-house, and asked to be sent to a hospital. lie told a pitiful storv, and was so much in earnest that he enlisted the sympathy of Capt. Leary at once. The boy said he was 12 years old, and had been in this country al?ont three years, having be&i born in Germany. His father, hesaidL lived in Worcester, Mass., had a larg6 family to support, was in poor heah, and was able to get little work to do. Matters t so bad that he concluded
A citizen of EatoUton, Ga.f smokes about twelve pounds of tobacco yearly in a pipe that he declares ia over two hundred years old. This leads a mathematical person to calculate that if that were the average amount used in the pipe since its first day 2,400 pounds of She weed have been burned in its bowl, and if the first $12 had been put out at compound interest at the rate of 10 per cent, it would now have frown to the sum of $1,155,433,200. ust how this would have benefi ted the first owner of the pipe does not appear. The Englishman who believes that practical operations in electricity can be carried out successfully at 10,000 volts pressure probably alludes to death operations, especially as he seems inclined to favor an overhead system London does not want any electrical wires overhead, judging from the fact that she is creating subways eight feet deep in the Strand. Sekator Stan'foed, of California, has finished with Chinamen in his Vina vineyard. The superintendent says that white labor is much more profitable than Chinese, even at far hitfher wages. He declines to pay low
wages, as, he says, the other system is
mucn tnomosn proaucuve.
get used to it. Besides, when it blows
over in this direction, we always know
it's going to rain. Chicago Iribune.
Thm incitement Not Over,
The rush on the druggists still continues,
and daily scores of people call (or a bottle
ot Kemp's Balsam for the Throat and Lungs
for the cure of Coughs, Colds, Bronchitis.
Asthma and Consumption. Kemp's Balsam,
the standard family remedy, is sold on a
guarantee and never fails to givo entire sat
isfaction, rilco doc ana i. xriai size irea.
It has been a custom in Stillwater,
Minn., for several seasons to go goose-
hunting down Lake St. Croix with a
boat fitted with an electric light. One
evening last week a party started out.
The lake was covered with fog and
smoke. They came on a large fiock of i i. it
cceese, wnicn rose, inaKing straigni ior
the boat, driving the men on the upper deck below.. Several of the geese struck the wheelhouse and other parts of the boat. Some twenty were stunned by colliding with the smokestack and
rigging, and six were captured, while
the others got into the water. Not a
shot was fired. If the Sufferers from Consumption,
6crofula and General Debility will try Scott's ' . 1-1 . M I T : ti Ia U IT I- .
r,muibioii vi tuu uiver wiui nypopnosphites, they will llnd immediate relief and a permanent benefit. Dr. H. V. Mott. Brentwood, Cai.. writes: 1 have used Scott's
Emulsion with great advantage in cases of
Phthisis, Scrofula, and W ust! tig Diseases.
It is very palatable. Sold by Druggists.
FARMERS' NATIONAL CONGRESS-
Montgomery Ala., November 13 to 16. Fnr this occasion the Chicago and East
ern Illinois Railroad (Evannville route) will i sell excursion tickets at reduced rates. Two daily fast trains. Nashville Fast Line leaves Chicago (Polk Street Depot) at 3:50 p. m., arriving in Nashville 7:10 o'clock the following morning, and in Montgomery 7 p. m. Tnis train has flrst-clas9 coaches and Pullman Palace Buffet Sleeping Cars through to Nashville, Night Fast Express leaves at 11:15 p. m. It has baggage car, smoking car, first-class coaches, and Pullman Palace Sleeping Car, and runs solid to Nashville., arriving there at 4:30 p. m.. and at Montgomery 2:25 o'clock the following morning. For further information address Chicago and Eastern Illinois hailroad Ticket Office. 64 Clark street, or William Hill, General Passenger and Ticket Agen:, Chicago, 111, Two bright little girls at Isle au Hant, Me., Georgie May Welsh and Edie Combs, were sent to drive home a pig which had been allowed to run wild all summer. The pig was three miles away, but, contrary to the usual experience in such cases, was got home easily. This was because the girls knew how to do it. They didn't try to drive the animal, but started for home ahead of it, scattering along the ground from time to time some corn, with which they had provided themselves, and piggy meekly followed. These girls have wits that will be useful to them all through life. Hibbard's Rheumatic and Liver Pills. These Pills are scientifically compounded, uniform in action. No griping pain so commonly following the use of pills. They are
adapted to both adults a:aa cnuaren witn
FROM SAVAGE TO CIVILIZATION.
More rain has fallen in California
during the past month than during
any previous October in the history of
the signal service. It was injurious to perfect safety. We guarantee they have cranes, but beneficial to other agricul- no equal in the cure of Sick Headacne, Con9 S . i i. aMnutinn. Dvsnartsia. Biliousness: and. as
tUiai interests. -''"rri" nthr nrnnra
The eight standard chants ot the tlom
Russo-Greek Church are original By- Extensive forest fires have recently zantiue airs, which have been preserr- i,flen Tacrine in Spain. Although the
ed unchauged for at least seven hun- country has fewer trees than any otlier dred years, and probably one thousand. n Europe, the government does noth
ing to restore burned forests uy piant-
SWIFT'S SPECIFIC is a simple vegetable compound prepared from roots freshly gathered from the forests. The formula was obtained from the Creek Indians by the whites who had witneused the wonderful cures of blood diseases made by that tribe. It has been used since 1829, and has been the greatest blessing to mankind in curing diseases of the blood, in many instances after all other remedies had failed
Swift's Specific cured me of torribto Tetter, from which I had Buffered for twenty long yean. I hv now been entirely well for Ave years, and no alga ot any return of the diseasa. Bocer. Ait., Jdsj LISA. W.H. WuhR.
One bottle of 6. S. 8. cured my ton of bolla and risings, which resulted from malarial poison, and affected him aU the summer. He h id treatment from Ave doctors, who tailed to bent ft t him. CavansL Indian Ter. J. B. WteaV
I have taken Swift's Specific for secondary blood poison, and derived great benefit. It tots siuca better than potash, or any other remedy that I have evee used, B. F. Win or xu, M.. 0 Rlchm end. Va.
Treniise on Blood and Skin Diseases mailed free. Th Swrrr Sprctfic Co.. !rawer a Atlanta, G.
ATTORNEY, WASHINGTON.
It takes a pretty woman to find out how nice a mean man cau be.Atchiavn Globe. A GROSS liar is one who tell. twelve lies per day for twelve days. Austin Statesman, It is estimated that 10,000,000 Kodak photographs were taken since June 1. Justicic is like a girl embraced behind th Bhuttet blind-folded.
JOSEPH H. HUiy itK,!:S
ing young trees.
If every woman knew for herself the actual quality of Dobbins' Electric Soap, no other washing soap could be sold. Millions do use it, but other millions have never tried it. Have you? Ask our grocer for At. One edition of a Pennsburg paper contains sixty-three advertisements by landowners warning gunners to keep off their property.
P ISO'S REMEDY FOR CATARRH, Best, to use. Cheapest Relief is immediate. A certain. For Cold in Uie Head it has no euual.
Easiest cure ia
It is an Ointment, of which a small particle is applied , to the nostrils. Price, 50c. Sold by druggists or sent
by mail Addieafig J& l. haskltinsi nww, r
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