Bloomington Telephone, Volume 14, Number 36, Bloomington, Monroe County, 29 October 1889 — Page 3

"RED JIM" Sa'UERMOTT.

B I laving a Life of Elegant Ease with a French Counted. James McDermott, commonly known in Irish circles in this ccnntry as "Bed Jim" McDermott, the informer, who left the United States daring 1883, has been located in London, where he now seems to be Irving a life of luxury and ease. McDermott has long been known by Irishmen the world over as "Bed Jim," owing to the color of his hair, which is distinctly carrotty in its appearance, Years ago he was looked upon by his fellow-countrymen as one who would give up his life at a mo- . ment's notice for his country's cause. In 1882 certain Irish leaders in the Clan-na-Gael became suspicious of him and he was watched. His watchers reported that be certainly was a traitor, and from that time on he was shunned by his old associates. Whether those who were deputed to watch his movements made unfavorable reports about him owing to jealousy has never been clearly explained On July 21, 1883, shortly after McDermott returned from London, Dr. Gallagher, Deasy, Featherstone and Flanigan, Irish revolutionists, were arreted for conspiring to blow pp certain sections of the English capital. Three-fourths of the members of the Irish revolutionary societies were convinced that "Red Jim" had revealed their plot to the English detectives. A plan was set on foot to remove him, and when he entered a saloon on Chambers street that July afternoon a brawny Irishman stepped np to him and deliberately pulled the trigger of a revolver five times. The weapon only discharged once and the bullet struck him in the cheek, inflicting a alight wound. McDermott fled from the place and has not been seen since in this country. Stories have been set afloat repeatedly of his appearance in different countries in Europe, but nothing has been authoritatively known of his movements until last week, when he was interviewed in or e of the parlors of a London club. Since he fled this country, according to his own story, he has suffered many privations, but was well repaid for his Beveral years of bad luck by meeting a French countess of untold wealth on board a vessel on which he was a passenger. The countess, McDermott declares, took an interest in him from the time she first saw him. He fell in love with her, but did not tell her of the fact until he had actually tramped all over Europe. Why he stalked about the continent without mfeans to provide himself with food and clothing, when all thai; would have been necessary for him to do would have been to explain his circumstanceq to the countess and marry the lady, he does not explain. After he had walked through Denmark and Sweden and acquired the languages of both countries, he traveled southward until he reached France. There he solemnly avows he met the countess, whose name he religiously witholds for inexplicable reasons, and, after a brief courtship, he married her. As for romance, Jim unblushingly declares that his life is chock full of it. M Just to think he says, "I live in a chateau so large that one can drive a tally-ho coach through the main corridor." When a woman in France marries, her husband by law becomes the possessor of all property she may possess. So when McDermott was joined in the holy bonds of matrimony to the countess he took charge of her affairs in a remarkably short time, and also by virtue of his alliance obtained the title of count. There is a large number of tenants on the estate, and none of the males can marry unless they get M. le Gomte McDermott's consent! Jim says that he owns valuable property in Stockholm and Ceylon. He is also the S assessor of a yacht worth $40,000. e concludes his wonderful romance by stating that he has had enough of Ameriea, and that either France or England is good enough for him. The Irish nationalists in this city do not believe his story, and intimate that if he ever comes to this country he will get a warm reception. New York Press.

Buying Clothes ia Butlsr. A man went into a Broadwav cloth-ing-store the other day aud asked to see a pair of trousers. He went into a closet to try them on. Calling out to the clerk that they didn't quite suit he was handed in another pair. Five pairs were handed in to him in this way, the last pair being just what he wanted. Be kept them on, handing the elerk the price as he passed out. It was learned soon after that he had kept on all the trousers that had been handed in to him. The fellow was arrested, and he deserved to be, as his performance was a miserable plagiarism of the ivork of a real genius who once operated in Butler, Pa. It was before Butler was as large a town as it is now. A man named Epstein started a clothing-store there in a small way. The people had been in the habit of having their garments made at home, and Mr. Epstein's store was something of an experiment. His stock accordingly was not extensive. One day a stranger walked in and said he wanted to buy a suit. He was one of Epstein's first customers, and he was anxious to make the sale. The stranger retired to a small room curtained off in one corner to try on the clothes. He was hard to fit. Epstein kept handing hipi in drawers, undershirts, pants, coats, vests and collars and cuffs until the entire stock was in the little zoom. The man was ungainly in build, and he kept up a running fire of pleasantry about his ill shape and what a dreadful nuisance he was to storekeepers. Still, he always paid cash, he said, and bought a great many clothes, so the storekeepers kindly humored him. When he had all of Merchant Epstein's stock on his miserable buck he said : "This five-dollar suit that I have on is the best fit of all except the coat. I likfc the looks of the coat you have on, and if you give me that instead of the one that belongs to the suit well call It a bargain and I'll just keep on the 4nda." Ep$iehi handed in his own coat, the

stranger put it on over the rest of the stock and walked out, leaving the merchant in his shirt-sleeves, with nothing in the wide world to show for his late clothing emporium but a counterfeit five-dollar bill that the man p faced

j in his hand as he went out. New York

World. Major Gaines' Clambake. Major Henry Gaines is a veteran of

j the Mexican war, and for the past J thirty-seven years a Custom House official. He is one of the oldest and

most faithful of Uncle Sam's officers, as his many years of service may fittest. The Major is passionately fend of clams. It matters little how they are served, but his greatest weakness) is for an old-fashioned Rhode Island clambake, and to enjoy one of them he is ready to make almost any sacrilice of time or money. He has passed wejl iuto the seventies, and from the time he tasted his first clam to the present .dav his ttomach has never rebelled

against them. Knowing the Major's weakness, a party of Custom House employes arranged for a clambake at McDonald's, near Bergen Point, on his 72d birthday, which chanced to fall on Sunday this year. He had arranged to attend church and celebrate the day as becomes a good Christian, or, at least, as good as a Christian can bo who has enjoyed an army experience. "The Major was accordingly invited. The ilavor of those clams was too much for mortal resistance, and far outweighed the odor of sanctity. He spit once or twice, and wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, and accepted the invitation. The committee in charge called upon him early in order to make a day of it, and with a watering mouth he accompanied them. He was in his best trim, and kept his friends in the best of humor all the way down. He told of his war experiences, his adventures in South America, and his exploits in the Custom House, and all went as merry as a marriage bell. They arrived in due time at McDonald's. The flavor of the succulent clams, lobsters and green corn pervaded the vicinity, and the Major was in the seventh heaven of delight, and his mouth watered like a bubbling spring. At length time was called and all fell in. The Major placed the first clam, when an expression of horror and disgust came over his fac and the oompany were startled with a big row of "cuss words" which flowed ad libitum. The explanation which soon followed caused the most hilarious laughter. It appears that in his haste to get away he had forgotten his store teeth, and in consequence had to gum it. The clams were beautifully cooked, but for him in this condition it would have required the stomach of an ostrich or boa constrictor to digest them, and the Major was obliged to contend himself with sucking the bellie? and making a little hash with his Out of the lobster. The Major made the best of his misfortune, and under the influence of a bottle of "extra dry" finally regained his equanimity. The affair passed off pleasantly, b.it the Major oan't think of those teeth and what he missed through their absence without a tightening of his eyebrows and a half-suppressed d arnit. New Fork Press.

The Fioche Trifle. "A great many people say that they can not understand how Dave Neagle could have put out his hand to push Terry back and shot him so quickly," said an old resident of Fioche. "They think that he could nt have had time enough to put hw right hand back for his pistol afterward. Now, the -fact may be that beagle did not shoot with his right hand at all. He may have used what we call the 'Pioche trick,' because it was first tried in that camp mora than twenty years ago. "To work the Pioche trick a man has to carry his gun in his left-hand pocket or in his left-hand side pocket. Many used to carry two guns, one on each side. Now he starts to have a quarrel with a man or to interfere between two men. He pushes one of the men back with his rigbt hand and says: 'Oh, don't do that,' or 'Stop,' or anything else. He looks the man in the i'ace as he talks to 4iim, and the man, seeing his right hand empty, feels safe. If he pushed him with the left hand the man might look to see what he was doing with the right. As he throws the right hand across the man's breast and says ' Stop,' he slides his gun out with the left, and, keeping it under cover of the right hand, gets it-against the man's body and tires. " The victim drops, and as he falls one or two more shots ean be got in. It is one of the safest ways to shoot a man at close range, because as he does not see the weapon he can not grab it and disarm the shooter. Of course, I do not say that Neagle did shoot that way, because I did not see Mm, but I think he knew of the trick, having lived over in Fioche and being familiar with the use of pistols as a man had to be in those days. One thing is pretty certain ; if he pushed Terry back with his light hand he did not shoot with that hand, ior Dave Neagle had too much sense to fool with Terry in such a way as that. You see he knew Terry, having taken the knife away from him when they had that fight in the United States Circuit Court, and Terry knew him, for he was looking at him while Naegle was twisting his hand."

A High-Toned Fluid, There must be something about an intimate acquaintance with electricity which produces a different effect from that which comes of other intimacies. It is an old saying, so old that it has long passed unchallenged, that " familiarty breeds contempt." Familiarity with electricity, however, does not breed contempt. On the contrary, it engenders a peculiar, not to say morbid, affection for the,subtle fluid and a singular sensitiveness on its behalf. This is shown by the attitude of the electricians on the question of execution by electric shock. According to the New York Sun insterd of regarding with interest this new field of possible usefulness for their pet, the electricians " are outraged that the agency

they use should be employed for n. pur pose so horrible." The lightning may without any indignity be harnessed in the service of man and compelled to light the darkest and dingiest of his abodes and haunts. It may wkhout dishonor illuminate the chambers where aldermen and legislators assemble, the gambling rooms and the thieves' resorts. It may shod its rays upon the victim of the murderer so that the latter may see clearly where to strike. It may carry the most infamous messages between the foes of society, enabling them to rob the public and escape the punishment of their crimes. But it must on no account be dishonored by rendering any aid to society in exterminating the criminal. Truly the electrical fluid should be grateful to its self-appointed guardians and sponsors for their solicitude in its behalf. It might make some sinftll return therefor by restraining its exuberant destructiveness in respect to linemen and other employes of the electricians. For the killing of these, be it remembered, though not at all beneath the dignity of an honorable and hightoned electrical fluid, subjects the electricians to inconvenience and occasional loss. Detroit Free Press1.

She Forgot Her liouquet. There is a distressing story that Queen Victoria was at one moment, or perhaps at two, in a bad temper at her granddaughters wedding. The ceremony began ten minutes late, and the Queen no more likes being kept waiting than did Louis XIV. The reason for the delay was simple enough. The Princess Louise of Wales drove away from Marlborough House in such a hurry that she forgot her bouquet. It was thought worth while to send an equerry on horseback from Buckingham Palaco to Marlborough House to bring the missing flowers. And as the Princess was arranging her veil the necklace which she wore burst and scattered over the floor. The limits had to be found and put together. At the end came one of those awkward pauses so frequent in royal ceremonials, due simply to want of rehearsal. Nobody knew who should go out first. The bride and bridegroom waited for the Queen, but the Queen thought it their business to lead the way, and finally the Prince of Wales, never at fault in a social emergency, told Lord Fife to go on, and on they went. Last of all, it- appears that Lord Fife, a shy man, did not salute in the usual way the mother of his bride. Probably it did not occur to him that, even in these circumstances and by virtue of his new relation, ho had be come privileged to kiss the Princess of Wales. At any rate, he did not do it, and the Queen noticed the omission and was vexed, and one of the household who does not like the marriage said, "If he had been a German prince he would have done it as a matter of

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What "Limited" Means.

Of late years a marked change has taken place in business enterprises by the introduction into this country of an English custom. The old principle of partnerships and corporations was that the entire property of every partner or stockholder was liable for the debts of the firm or company. This system made it possible for Mr. D , who perhaps had only one-tenth interest in a firm, to be called upon to pay all the debts, and it deterred wealthy men from becoming interested in the shares of a corporation unless they could secure a controlling interest. To remove this objection "limited" companies were organized. This means that only the separate property of the corporation is liable for the debts of tho corporation that is, that the liabilities are ''limited" by the assets. The English law requires that sn?h companies display the word limited" in connection with their name; but few, if any, of the States make such a requirement. Most American companies and a great many busiross firms do business on a limited liability plan, which, being foundet on common sense, bids failto be universal. The most noteworthy exception to the general rule is the case of the national brink, but even in this instance liability is limited to an amount equal to the par value of the shares held. That is, if the national bank fails, each stockholder may not only lose what he has invested, but $100 more for each share of the stock he holds, if so much is necessary to pay the debts of the bank.

Chestnuts 1,300 Tears Old,, From Hierocles, who flnmishod about tlioiniddl of tliti fift h cM.-ntury.j A man, heai-ing that a raven would live 200 years, bought one to try it. A robust eomti'vnian, meeting a physician, ran to hide behind a wall. Being asked the cause, he replied: "It is so long since I have been sick that I am afraid to look a physician in the face." A man wrote to a friend in Greece asking him to purchase books. From negligence or avarice, he neglected to execute tho commission; but, fearing that his correspondent might be offended, he exclaimed when next they met: "My dear friend, I never got tho letter you wrote me about the books." A wittol, a barber, and a bald-headed man traveled together Losing their way, they were forced to sleep in the open air, and to avert danger it was agreed to keep watch by turns. The lot fell first on the barber, who for amusement shaved the fool; head while he slept. He then woko him, and the fool, raising his hand to scratch his head, exclaimed: K Here's a pretty mistake! llascal, you have waked the bald-headed man instead of mel"

Alan Dale, the brilliant dramatic critic of the Evening World, has just published "An Eerie He and She," a new novel written iu his usual crisp and flowing style. Decidedly our dramatic critics seem to be going in for novel writing. Leander Richardson came out a hort time ago with Lord Dunmersey," a powerful book, and Lew Rosen, with "Uritte," achieved a phenomena succor

A Glimpse of His Investment, at Last. I heard the other day a curious illustration of the way iu Which people of a speculative turn are led to invest money in enterprises of which they know hardly more than the name, A lioston man was camping out in the wilds of New Hampshire, at a place which he and his party had reached by a tramp of several days through the pathless forest. While enjoying his recit around afire which had been made hy logs from a great tree, cut down by one of the gudeu, a party of men came along and stopped to have a chat with hiuiself and friends. After a little talk about the weather and the fishing, one of the newcomers said, jocosely : ('Do you know you are liable to a fine for trespassing on this woodland, cutting down trees and burning up the logs?" He added that the property belonged to a certain land company, the shares of which were at tho time quoted on the Boston Stock Exchange, As soon as the other man heard the name of the company ho faid : "Well, I never expected to get a cent out of that company, and this is the first timo that I have Heard where its land is." The speaker by chance had camped out on land of a company in which he had invested years before, and had never even known its location till it was suggested to him at this meeting in the primitive forest. Boston Post. To Those Interested. Hastings, Mioh.. April 22,1833. Rheumatic Syrup Co.. Jackson, Mioh: Gents This is lo certify that I had been ' troubled with rheumatism in all its forms for the past twelve years, and was conllued to my bed at various periods from three to six months at a tinv. and I could (jet about only by the aid of crutches. I employed several flrst-clnss physicians of this city, none of whom effected a cure or gave temporary relief even. About two years n$ro I wa induced to try Hibbard's iitieumatic Byrup, and, after taking a few bottles I experienced relief, and now consider myself cured. I unhesitatingly recommend this medicine for rheumatism. I know what it has done for me, what physicians could not do, L a., cured m of rheumatism. ilKS. H, J. K ENFIELD. Ask your drsrgist for it. I certify to the above statemont. Fbed L. Heath, Druggist They Were with the Judge. When Judge Haskell was new to the bench he was accosted during a term of court by a venerable old farmer juryman who desired to show his friendliness. 'Jedge," said he, "I'm an old man, and have had more experience in court matters than you have. I'm 72 years old and have served on the jury nine times and probably shall never serve agin. We've kinder taken notice of how yer manage things, you bein' new to this business, and we like yer. All the jury like yer. We've talked the thing over and we've voted to stand by yer. Now, if any of them lawyers attempt to crowd you any, Jedge, yer just give us the word and we'll be with yer every time. We've taken an interest in yer and yer can depend on us. That's all, Jedge." This was delivered as seriously and honestly as if a father hr d been talking to his son. Lewistcn He.) Journal. , Herculean Strength Continually on tho strain, or overtaxed at intorTals, is far lobs desirable than ordinary vigor perpetuated by rational diet and exercise, and abstention from excess. Professional pugilists and athletes rarely attain extreme old age. As ordinary vigor may be retained by a wise regard tor sanitary living, and for the protection against disease which timely and judicious medication affords, so also it may be lost through prolonged sedentary labor, uninterrupted mental strain, and foolish eating and drinking, the chief and most immediate sequence of all four being dyspepsia. For this condition thus, or in any way induced, aud for its offspring, a failure of muscular and nerve power, Uostetter's Stomach Bitters is the nrimesfc an.l

znoBt gonial of remedies. Not only indigestion, . but loss of iJesh, ajpetite and sleep are remedied ' by it. Incipient malaria and rheumatism are I banished, and kidney, bowel and liver comi plaint removed by it. I I It Was the Hat. I

A man wearing a "white ping hat was going up Macomb street anight or two since, when a pedestrian coming down was struck by the lateness of tho summer wear; and called out : "Aren't you rather late in the season, old man?" "Shay! shay!" called the other as he came to a halt, "am I too late ?" "Yes, prettv late." " "How late is it after 10?" "No, only 9 :)." wZhen I'm all right-all right. Old woman doan' lock 'er door till plump 10, an' I'll be home wiz ten minutes to spare. You almos' scared me t' death. Thought I was an hour late an' would have to sleep in er coal shed." Detroit Free Press.

Why It Didn't Work. Little Walter Mamma, I do wish I could find my hat. Mamma Walter, I am ashamed to hear you complaining every day that vou can't find vour hat. There should be a place for everything, and everything should be in its place. "Well, mamma, that's all right. My hat is in its place, but I've forgotten where the place is." New York Truth. It Was Tunny. Burglar WThat are you laughing at, you fool ? Do you see this gun ? Awakened citizen I was laughing to see you hunt in the dark for the money I can't find in broad daylight. New York Herald.

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A Coffin Full of Opium. Recent Singapore papers report an extraordinary case of smuggling at Sourabaya, in Java. A Chinese passen g f?r having died aboard a junk which was anchored in the roadstead, the health oilicer of tha port went off, and, after viewing the body, gave the necessary permit for burial. "The master of the junk then came on shore and ordered a large coifin of the usual Chinese kind. During the early hours of the morning the crew, with the coffin, landed, and the funeral procession passed along the streets amid the burning of sacrificial papers, beating of gongs, and other customary demonstration!;, of sorrow. One of the crew walked in front carrying the burial permit. After the funeral the party went, back to the junk, which immediate! put out to sea, Later in the day natives found an empty coffin in the road close by the Chinese cemetery which not only smelt strongly of opium but had small particles of the drug adhering to its sides. The custom-house authorities hunted up the maker of the cofiin, who identified it as the one supplied to the master of the junk, and the dead body of the Chinaman was washed ashore soon afterward, showing that the corpse had been thrown overboard and tie burial permit used to smuggle on shore a large coffin full of opium." Philadelphia Ledger. Don't Waste Tour Tlr. And money experimenting with doubtful remedies, whei Dr. Tierce's Golden Medicul Dicovery in so positively certain in its curative action as to warrant irs manufacturers in supplying It to the public, as they are doing through drufrgi?;ts, under a duly executed Cfrt ficato of guarantee that it will accomplish all it is recommended to do, or mcney paid for it will bo promptly retunieii. It cures torpid Lvor, or biliousness, indigestion, or dyspepsia, all humors, or blcod tains, from whatever cause arisincr, skin and ecalp diseases, scrofulous affections (not excepting consumption, or lung t crofuiu) , it taken in time and given a fair trial. Thousands of cures follow the use of Dr. Sage's Cut arm lUsmedy. 50 cents. Two Kinds of Wrists, Chicago paragraphed have two kinds of wrists a serious wrist and a humor wrist. At least that is what we glean from the following anecdote by Carl Pretzel in the Sunday National: "I do not feel the pulsations in your wrists," aid Dr. H. H. Cook to the funny man, who was qnite ill. ' "That is not strange," he replied. "It is strange, indeed," said the doctor; "as you are not dangerously ill, there should be some signs of life in your pulse." "Not at all, sir- Try the other one; this is my humor-wrist. A Family Gatl orln. Have you a lather? Havo you a mother? Have you a son or daughter, sister or a brother who has not yet taken Kemp's Balsam for the Throat: and Lungs, the guaranteed remedy for the cure of Coughs, Oolds, Asthma, Croup and ali Tnroai and Lung troubles? If eo, why, whea a sample bottle is gladly given to you free by any druggist, and the large size costs only 50o and $1.00 ? He WasUsed to It. St, Peter Down stairs, sir, to the left. Applicant Ola, but confound it St.. Peter Sorry for you, sir. By the wav, where are you from? Applicant Chicago, St. Peter Psha w, vou won't mind it. Harrison, the "boy preacher," is worth about $60,000. What a fortune he will have when he gets to be a man! Texas Siftinos. Hibbard's Rheumatic and Liver Pills. These Pills are scientifically compounded, uniform in action. No griping pain so commomy following the use of pills. They are adapted to both adults und children with perfect safety. We guarantee they have no equal in the cure of Sick Headaefte, Constipation. Dyspepsia. BiI:ousness; and, as an "appetizer, they excel any other preparation. There is a paper called Time and another called Tare, and they wait for no man, l'i'RE s,oap is wh'tfe. .Brown soaps are adulterated with rosin. Perfume is only put in to hide the presor.ee of p ttrid fat. Dobbins Electric Soan is pure, white and unscented, Has been sold since JbOS. Whev a man has a cataract, it is cruel to dam his eyes any further. Oregon, the I:,aratls of Farmers. Mild, equable climate, certain and abundant crops. Best fruit, train, grass, and Ptock country in tho world. Full information free. Address tho Oregon Immigration Board, Portland, Oregon.

"We are now making small-size Bile Beans, especially t:.d anted for children and women very small and easy to take. Price of either size 2;c rei: bottle. For sale by all druggists, or maiiad on receipt of price. J. F. Smith & Co.. St. Louis, Ho. Best, easiest to use and cheapest PIso's Remedy for Catarrh. By druggists. 60c. Iff afflicted with Sore Eye?, use Dr. Liaao Thompson's Eye Wa.te:: D ruggists 83li it 25a Ha ye yoa tried TansiL's Punch" Cigar?

Scrofula liysftor "My little daughter' life wis Raved, as we believe, by Hood's Sarsip.iriUu. Before fihe was six months old scrofula boros bega t to appear, and In a Bhor rime ebe had 7 miming sores. Oue physician advised the amputation of one c.f her ttngere, to which we refused assent. Wa began giving her Hood's Sareaparilla. A marked improvement was noticed after she had txk-m only one bottle, and by a continued use of it htr recovery was complete. And she is now, biai seven years old. strong and health y B. C. Jomb, AJ as, Lincoln Co., Me. Hood's Sarsaparilla Sold ty all druggists. $1 : six for $j. Prepared only by (J. I. HOOD & CO., Lowell. Mass. IOO Poses One Dollar M 1PIP DrilCnV Will euro Blood PoiRort whore Iflilblu KlIYILUI iv reury fails. Owned and for aal only by Cook Ilemedy Co., Omaha. Nob. Write. MIXTION THIS I'AI'IlK whkn wkitihs to ADVftftffUBU.

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ASTHMA. Popham's Asthma Specif 7: lief iu TEN MIXVTK. Y Gleuhorx, Ganiuar. Ml., writes: have not ha4 to Kit in) an hour for threo re sirs. I hope the man that invented the Specific mar have everlasting life n4 Gtd's blessing while ho U68." S Oil by all druggist, $1 perboxbyniail,potnai4. Trial iJu:X-ttne fre. AddrMA

T. POPHAM, JVHILADELFHIA, j?.

This Trade Mark Is on The Best Waterproof Coa In the world.

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ELY'S Data

UlftAM tJALm

Zaufferedfrom ea

tarrh 12 year. The drovvinas into the

A A throat were nauseating. My none bled al

most daily. Since the

first day's use of Ely' t

Cream Balm havehad nobleeding, the soreness is entirely gone. D. G. Davidsonfcith

the lioston Budget

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HAY-FEVE

A particle ia applied into each nostril and la agreeaMo, jprie0ct.at drugciota; by mail, reetaterod otfc LV feKOTHK8, & Wurreu St. New Vorfc.

READY RELIEF.

Wi GREAT CONQUEROB OF PA IK. For Sprains, Bruises, Backache, rain In th Cliest or Si (I on. Headache, Toothache, or any othor external pain, a few applications raubM on by hand act like magic, causing; tlie pal to Instantly stop. For Congestion, Colds, Bronchitis, Pneumonia, Inflammations, Rheumatism, Neural (Tin, Iaunbusro, Sciatica, more thorough and repeated applications are necessaryAM Internal Pains, Diarrhea, Colic, Spavin Nausea, Fainting Spells, Nervousness, Sleeplessness ave relieved instantly, end quickly cured by taking inwardly SO to 60 drops In half a tmuble r of water. 50c a bottle. All Uruarists,

R PILLS,

An excellent and mild Cathartic. Purely Vegetable. The Safest and best Medlcin in the world lor the Core of ail liordtr of the LIVER, STOMACH OR BOWELS. Taken according to directions they will restore health and renew vitality. Price 25 cts a Box. bold by allifruggistiL

When yon dare to say that .Tones of Bingbainton, 'ins ham ton, N.Y., docnt aeUtte very best FIVE-TON

WAGON SCALES

Beam Box, Tare Beam, for C A Free price list, every &ize,wQU "Jones he pays the freight."

CHICHESTER'S ENGLISH PENNYROYAL PILLS

RED CRO-SS DIAMOND BRAND. Safe nxxi lway reliable, ladles.

auk Druggist for Diamond Brmad, ia rod, metallic boxes, tetod with blue, rttbeo. Take no other. AU pill in put board boxes, pink wrapper, are

dftngervus counterfeit. Sd 4 " (htp.s) for particulars, teMmoalals aa

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KUef for Ladle," to Utor, by

mull, nam rnptr. Cfcteaaafer Chan'i Cc, ladkoa SarVla

I prescribe and fatly en dorse Big O aa the only apt-rifle for the oartain cure of this disease. Q. H. 1XG HAH AM, M. DH Amsterdam, N. Ym We have sold Biff O toff many yeara. and it baa

GI&einnatttBU'S faction.

OWO, X). li- DYCH IS 9 tXJ.

Chicago, 1U.

T aiiM'TUra St. 00. Bold by Drurciat

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HKN WRITING TO ADVERTISERS. l)lfn.Rf am V V i it tltA aJtMriliiAmAMt

in tfafa paper.

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JOSEPH H. HUNTER,

ATTORN FY. WASHINGTON. 1. C.t Wtl-t GKT VOU

IK C, WILL GKT YOU PENSION without DKLA

Prj5j

P ISO'S REMEDY FOR CATARRH. Best, to use. Cheapest Relief is immediate. A certain. For Cold in the Head it has no equal.

Easiest cure is

It Ls an Ointment, of which a small particle is applied to the nostrils. Frice 60c. Sold by druggists or seat by mail. Address, . T. Uazsltixk, Warren, Fa.