Bloomington Telephone, Volume 14, Number 35, Bloomington, Monroe County, 22 October 1889 — Page 3

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CARL DUKDEIL

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tie Better. HeUo, Mr. Dander! I thought you had hung yourself or gone back to Germany, " galiat.SqpyM onMfr,'Ss Carl fonder entered the Woodbridge Street Station. Sergeant, I rhM pooty near all right now," was the reply. "I understands all about her muck petter as I did." "That's good. Anything new?" Vell, not so werry mooch. I learn to understand America a leedle more eafery day. I vhas pooty green yen I first came oafer here, eh?" "I should remark I "Eaferybody makes some fools of me all der time, und I vas discouraged. I yhas hayseeds, eh ? "Yes, you were." Und more ash one million flies vhas on me?" "Yes." "Uud I vhas so green dot cows like to eat meoop? "Exactly." "Veil, dot makes me laugh ven I think about her, but my eye-teeth vhas U cut off now. I vhas on to all der games now. "I see." "A feller come into my place two days ago to make me his wictim. I spotted him so queek you can't wink. He says he likes to show me a new puzzle. It vhas called: 'Now you see him und now you doan' see her. He takes der shack of spades, der ace of hearts und der queen of clubs und throws 'em all around und den likes to bet me I can't pick out dot shack. I pick him out fife times right off, und dot feller says I vhas lightning.9 "But you didn't bet?" Oh, no. "It was lucky you didn't. That puzzle, as you call it, is the old three-card monte business. I warned you about that a year ago.9 44 Oh, he doan' catch me on dot. If he belief I vhas a sucker he finds out deeferent. But I v. a a leedle mixed op, und I like you to oxplain.B "All right what is it?" "In about two hours later an oldt man mit a white beard comes in und says vhas I Carl Dunder ? I vhas werry glad to see you, Mr. Dunder, I hear about you in Toledo, Cincinnati und Chicago. Eaferybody says you vhas sharp as some razors. Did some young man come in here mit a puzzle ? He did. Did he beat you? Not much! Veil, dot vas all right. He vhas a sharper, and if he doan beat you dot makes me laugh -ha ! ha ! ha !" And I suppose you set up the beer ?" queried the Sergeant. "Veil, if he vhas my frendt I like to use him nice, you know. Pooty soon he sits down und pulls out three cards und says he oxplain dot puzzle. He throws 'em so und so und so, und den tells me I can pick out der shack of spades. I put my finger on dot shack, und dot oldt man says I vhas shainlightning." "And you tried it again, of course ?" Yes, I pick dot shack oudt four times."

in that tragical affair. It must have

been an impartial or too kGomprehensive curse, for while George B. Corkhill, the prosecuting attorney, and trudge Porter his assistant, are both dead, poor Charley Reed, who defended hb aftef atfifmptsD" suicide by jumping from ft fc'erry-boat into tho North Kiver is in an insane asylum in New Jersey, and Scovillo, Guiteau's brother-in-law, who assisted in the defense, is divorced from his wife and is little better than a legal wreck. However, Judge Cox, who presided at the trial and sentenced the assassin, is hale and hearty, sound of body and mind, and is just now wrestling with the mysteries of the Butler-Strong case, Washing ion special to Chicago Times.

bet me fife dollar, und I took him oop

so queek as wink." . "And it wasn't the jack?" No; he vhas der ace! I like to oxplain how he vhas mixed oop like dot? 1 For answer the Sergeant took Mr. Ihmder by the hand and led him to the door and dropped him off the step and pointed to the river. "How you mean ? "Go and jump in! "Yhas I some haystacks?" "Yes a dozen of them! "Und I vhas shwindled again? "The worst way. "Urn! Veil, good-bye! If somepody drags oop my body I like der papers to say I vhas poor but honest, und dot I died trying to understand how she vhas in America! Old frendt, farewell! Detroit Free Press.

The Dancing Girls or Java. The performers are four in number, lithe, delicate girJs, of small stature, bronzed complexions, and beautiful almond-shaped black eyes. Their features are distinctly of the Mongolian type, less pronounced in character than those of the Chinese and Japanese, and one of them, at least, is extremely pretty. The most curious portion of their costumes is their headdress. Two of them wear old coxcombshaped coiffures in black fur, set in a gold band and going across the head from ear to ear, instead of from back to front. The other two wear extremely picturesque diadems in gold filagree, with a pointed piece covering the back

of the head, and rounded side-pieces

Electrical Terms. Nowadays, when electricity is so largely used in everyday affairs, a number of terms are encountered in the newspaper reports to which most people are .unaccustomed. Among these are "volts," "ohms," "alternating and continuous currents," terms which sound mysterious, but which are capable of easy explanation. A volt stands in the scale of electromotive force where an inch is in the ordinary mode of linear measurement at the base. It may also.be plesoriljed as one of the parts or sets of which an electric battery is constructed and consists of plates of zinc, copper and prepared carbon, immersed in a certain number of acids, contact with which generates the electricity. The larger the number of these parts of a battery the correspondingly greater will be number of volts or the force produced. In a sense the term is arbitrary like the inch, serving as a convenience for computation. The origin of the term is explained by a reference to Volta, a celebrated Italian, to whom the science of electricity owes so much. On the other hand, "ohm, named after Professor Ohm, of similar fame, implies the standard of resistance which substances offer to the transmission of an electric current. Bodies greatly differ in this respect, but to all through experiment the "ohm measurement can be applied. A writer on the subject illustrates the topic in this way : "If water flows through a pipe, the size of the pipe represents the resistance to the flow of the water; the narrower the pipe the greater the resistance. In a similar way, the electric current encounters resistance? in its passage through the wire, the resistance arising, probably, from the inherent magnetic and electric properties of the molecules it traverses. In traveling, the current loses its force, spending it in overcoming this resistance, as an engine running along the track spends its force in overcoming the resistance of friction. An ordinary galvanized wire of the telegraph size is estimated to have a resistance of fifteen ohms to the mile. A smaller wire, having less conduc tivity, offers more resistance, and consequently a battery of a larger power, capable of generating more volts, h re

quired to send a current through it.

Veil, next tSar Be sayTBe' WSS ttff l&lliPf ex

perimented that by a little calculation,

they can copipute the number of the ohms and the length of the wire being known just how powerful a battery will be needed to produce electrical effects at the further end of the lino. The public often reads the statement of the experts in their testimony that an alternating current is more deadly than a continuous one. Electric discharges are of three kinds intermittent, continuous, oscilla ory or alternating. An intermittent consists of partial discharges, all in the same direction. This term implies that the power of resistance in the medium is great. This quality reduced, the progress of the electric current, which is less hindered, is continuous or uniform, lilso in the same direction. If the resistance be still further

limited, the discharges oscillate ihat

is, consist of a succession of vollovs,

as it were, alternately in opposite directions. It is obvious that the life-destroying force of such a current must be greater than either of the other two. Secret A gents of Foreign Nation u It is a fact not generally known that a number of foreign governments keep at the American capital secret representatives, themselves Americans, whose duty it is not only to watch the American Government but to keep an eye upon the Ministers and legations sent here by their employers. These secret agents are usually men who

have held high official positions ur der

the United States Government, giving

with holes to permit the passage of the I them a great advantage in procuring

ears these side plates being kept in place by large ball earrings also in gold filagree, A long, loose skirt in some figured material, close-fitting bodices in dark silk webbing worked with gold and silver and mother-of-pearl, and long scarfs in thin silk draped around the waist, complete their attire. The dance, which, like "V all the other Oriental dances, is not a dance at all according to European ideas, consists of a slow, gliding motion around the platform, the slender arms and dainty little brown hands of the performers playing the part usually assigned to the lower limbs of a dancer. They writhe, they wave, they flutter, the slender fingers catch up and unfold the ends of the long, floating scarf, the supple waists curve backward, and twist and twine till they actually seem in danger of dislocation. The description may not sound attractive, but the performance is really charming, owing to the grace and winning looks of the dancers. And it is perfectly modest, too, which is more than can be said of most of the Eastern dances in the Exhibition. Paris letter. Guiteau's Curse. The death of Policeman Kearney,

the officer who arrested Guiteau just !

after he had shot President Garfield, brings up once more "Guiteau's curse.' The superstitious find much food for morbid imaginings in the fate which Jifts befallen so many of th chief actors

iniormauon. ne diplomatic representative of a Government is expec ted to attend to all official matters; the secret agent keeps his employer informed concerning the latest gosuip, social, political, diplomatic, military, naval, in which that Government may take interest. Sevellon Brown, formerly chief clerk of the State Department, is the secret representative of France in Washington. John W. Foster, formerly United States Minister to Mexico and Russia, represents both these countries here, Mexico as an attorney, with an annual salary of $25,000. and Russia as secret agent, with a salary said to be $10,000 a year. Spain, Germany, China and Chili are other countries which hire bright Americans to help wateb their interests in this capital. Washington letter to Philadelphia News. A Serious Question. Texan (to Kentuckian) There's only one serious drawback to oar community. Kentuckian What's that? Texan Why, we have to haul water quite a distance. Kentuckian That don't make no difference. The question is, how far do you have to haul licktr? Rich and pretty American girls are in demand in London, says an English paper. We should think they would be. They are in demand here, too.

, Speed of Insects. A writer in the St. James Gazette says: "It has been computed thp,t the common Louse fly in ordinary flight raakes GOO strokes perKrcond and adances twenty-five feet; but that rate cf speed, if tho insect be alarmed, may be increased six or seven fold, so that under certain circumstancos it can outstrip the fleetest race horse. It is no uncommon thing to see a bee or wasp endeavoring to get in at a window of a railway train in full speed, and it is calculated that if a small insect can ily faster than a racehorse can run, an insect as large as a horse would be able to travel as fast as a cannon ball." Leunwenholk relates an exciting chase which he beheld in a menagerie, about one hundred feet long, between a swallow and a dragon Hy among the swiftest of insects. The insect tlew with incredible speed, and wheeled with such address that the swallo w, in spite of its utmost efforts, completely failed to overtake and capture it. A pigeon fancier of Hamme, in Westphalia, recently made a wager that a dozen bees, liberated three miles from

; their hive, would reach it in better time

than a dozen pigeons would reach their cote from the same distance. The competitors were given wing at Khyhern, a village nearly a league from Hamme, and the first bee reached home a quarter of a minute in advance of the -first pigeon. Three other bees reached tho goal before the second pigeon, the main body of both detachments finishing almost simultaneously an instant or two later. The bees, it may be mentioned, had been handicapped in the race, having been rolled in flour before starting for purposes of identification. According to Chabrier, tho male of the silkworm moth travels upward of one hundred miles in one day, and there are many of our British" moths, as entomologists well know, which can cover long distances in an incredibly short space of time. Poker Pockets, "I don't remember exactly what it was, but I know I was telling a poker story when the tailor said : " 'By the "way, do you want any poker pockets in this suit ?' "I looked at him rather inquiringly and said " Toker pockets?' u 'Yes he said, 'pockets for poker "I told him I didn't know what he meant. He laughed, and said :

" T mean special pockets for playing poker.' "I told him I had never heard of such a thing, and asked him to explain. Then he said : w I make clothes for a number of solid business men and club members who like to play poker. They also like to win most poker-players do. So I make special pockets in different parts of their clothing, just big enough to hold a playing card. For one man I make a pocket in the right leg of his trousers about midway between his hip and his knee. The opening of this pocket is in the seam and is not discernible, and as the man plays along and gets a card that is likely tp prove useful he quicklv buries it in this

peoketby'a dexterous - move which he has practiced until he has it pat, and When liQ peeds this particular card he springs it and scoops the pot, " Tor another customer I make a pocket in the top of the left coat-sleeve at the cuff. Chicago MaiU" She Could Hardly Tell. Representative Reed, of Putnam, was one of the Legislative committee sent to inspect the asylum. There was a dance on the night the committee spent in the investigation, and Mi. Reed took for a partner one of the fair unfortunates to whom he had been introduced. "I don't remember having seen you before," said she. "How long have you been in the asylum?" "Oh, I onlv came down Yesterday," said the gentleman, "as one of the Legislative committee." "Of course," returned the lady; :how stupid I am ! However, I knew you were either an inmate or a member of the Legislature the moment I looked at you. But how was I to know? It is difficultto tell which." Albany (Ga.) News. From Sieepytown. Tenderfoot (visiting Oklahoma) Is this what you call a town? Editor Certainly. We've got a hotel, a saloon, a faro bank, a real-estate office, a newspaper, and a doxology shop. What more do you want to make a town ? "Where are they? "Right here in "this tent. Where's your eyes? Come from Philadelphia, didn't you? You want to wake up." Town Topics. The Minnesota State University has established a school of journalism, and placed at its head a lady who has had some experience with newspaper work, "Prof." Sauford, as she is called, will edit the copy of her staff of writers,

!and will have it printed in some local

journal. She herself will act as managing editor. Mrs. Stanley BnowN,formerIy Miss Mollie Garfield, is described as a singularly beautiful woman, with a slender but almost faultless form. There are suggestions of sadness about her eyes and mouth eloquent tributes to the memory of her idolized father. Miss Amanda Delmas is one of the most successful sugar planters in Louisiana. Being thrown upon her own resources, she undertook the management of the plantation that belonged to her, and personally inspects and directs the gangs of workmen. The newspapers of the Southwest classically call the inhabitants of Phoenix:, Arizona, "Phoenicians." It is melancholy to reflect that they live such a short time to enjoy the distinction. "We may get whipped, but we have some fighting chants' sigh tho Samoan soldiers as they wnoop up their war songs.

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was uni 1 to work. Messrs. I)riier & Bro. recommend Hibbard's Hhoumatic Syrup. Aftor taking one fcottlo I wa entirely cured. I huvo ommenrtod your remedies frequently -tuy fi lends with like results. L. C. ZOLLINOEB, sk your drurp:ist for it We hae personal knowledge that tho above staj-omont is correct. Dueieb & Bro., Druggists. Must HflYe Been Eve's Apple. A Brockton lady, whose husband is foreman of a st-itidiing-room, made ft rather remarkable find a iovr days ago. She was slicing apples, and in the cen ter of one that was otherwise perfectly

j sound lay a coil of something that

looked like the manuring of a watch.. It proved to be a hair snake, and was about as largo round as a needle and nine inches long. Tho reptile became active, and its head and eyes could bo seen with a microscope. Now, how did that snake come to bo in the apple? Brockton Enterprise. I Very Unbecoming, JLoveJy tints in the wrong place are reft of tnoir caarm. A lemon-colored countenance the peculiar endowment of our pig-tailed brethri who "lilt the pipe" Is unbecoming, It suggest bile going astray, and the inference Is correct. Fain beneath the ribs and shoulder blades, constipation, dyspepsia, furred vongue, and sick headaches supplement this indication of the biliouB. For liver complaint .and its multifarious symptoms, Hostutter's Stomach Bitters is an infallible specific. It relaxes tho bowels sufficiently, but without griping or violence. To the secretion of bile it gives a due impulse, but banisheo an excess of that eaftronoolored principle from the blood. Kick headaches, sournebs of the breath, and fur upon the tongue disappear when it is used. It renewe digestion, fortifies the system against malaria, counteracts a rheumatic tendency, and remedJtti inaction of tho kidneys. In Questionable Shape. After the Liberty County troubles, in which a false Savior led the colored people away from their work, Mclvor.. the colored member from Liberty a

i Chesterfield in bla.ck was asked by

(xov. Gordon to report on the situation. He said : "I knew, my Excellency, that it was; not our Savior when he first appeared. My Bible tells me, my Excellency, that when the Savior comes again He will come in pomp and glory. This pretended Savior came, mv beloved.,

in a bobt ail .sack coat, with a plug hat.

and with a chew of tobacco in his mouth, $ir.M Atlanta Constitution. Hajik, the Ronnd of many voices Jubilant in gladdest Bong. And full many a heart rejoices As tho chorus floats ahmir: - "Hail the Favorite Prescription," How tht happy voices blend. "Wonderful beyond description Woman's best and truest friend." Well may it be called woman's best friend, since it does for her what no other remedy has been able to do. It cures all those delicate derangements and weaknesses peculiar to fomales. Cures them, understand. Other preparations muy afford temporary relief, but Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription effects a permayient cure. It is guaranteed to do this, or the money paid for it will be promptly refunded. It is the great remedy oj the age. Tub worst Nasal Catarrh, no matter of how long standing, is permanently cured by V 'XttUtrrh Kemedy.

A Misunderstanding Fond mother (to her son, home from college on a vacation! Charles, dear, how did you find your bed last night V Charles (blushing furiously) Phew ! I thought you were asleep when I came home. -Sew York Sun.

Some Foolish People Allow a cough to run until it gets beyond the reach of medicine. They often say, "Oh. it will wear away," but in most cases it wears them away. Could they be induced to try the auceessl'ul medicine called Kemp's Balsam, which is bold on a positive guarantee to cure, they would immediately see the excellent effect after taking tho irst dose. Price 50c and $1.00. Trial size free. At all Druggists. "Yoir are now like a book," said the black Sultan to the chained prisoner, ( because tou are bound in Mo

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IHbhanPs Rheumatic and Liter Pills, Thfso Tills are scientifically compounded, uniform in action. No griping pain so com

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A Beautiful Picture Tree. For a 2-cent stamp to pay postage and .n iininffi wf tl mn.il a nanel photo

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SVialaria la believed to be censed by poisonous miasms arising from low, marshy land or from decaying vesetable matter, and which, breathed into ths lungg, enter aud poison tho blood. If a healthy condklon of the blood is maintained by taking Hood's SaiBaparillft, one is much lees liable to malaria, and Hood's Sarsaparilla has cured many severe casea of this distressing affection. N.B If you decide to take Hood's SarsaparUla, do not be induced to buy any other. Mood's Sarsaparilla old by all druggists. $1 ; six for $9. Preid xu by C. i. HOOD 3c CO.. Lowell, Maaa, 100 Doses One Dollar

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