Bloomington Telephone, Volume 14, Number 31, Bloomington, Monroe County, 24 September 1889 — Page 3

SHE WOULD HOT WAIT Hr TUBS. CurfettS GMtraot BetwMfc Shopkepr. ancl m Bleb, Cwtomer. A group of expansively dressed Women stool in the parlors of a fashionable ladies' costcuner in Fifth avenue the other day, and their flashing eyes indicated ttmt something had gone -wrong. The eyes were directed toward a woman who stood a little apart from them, and was receiving the concentrated attention of an obsequious artist in ladies' attire. There was Bothing in the lady's attire, which was - ceverely siiiple in style and fitted her form like a glove, or in her face, which was no prettier than New York ladies' faces usually are, to indicate occasion for anger. If the reader had stepped nearer to the group he would have heard theso expressions: "WeD, I declarer "Did you ever see the likeT u And we were here before she came." "Ill just go and eomplai&to the proprietor." What had caused the trepidation

among the fair women was the fact that

the attendant had been engaged in answering the questions of some of their number aad shewing them costumes, but when rfoe stranger entered the parlor he askL to be excnsed for a moment, and had been talking with her for fifteen minutes. The stranger had asked to see ome garments, and the . garments "were spread out, but none were purchased. Trnallythe stranger took from her pockefbook a greenback of large denomination end walked out as quietly as she had entered. To theiniignant protest of the group of women who proceeded to complain to the proprietor that the clerk had neglected them in a glaring manner and had violated 11 rules of shopping Cxi-befcavior, he replied: Ladies, no slight was intended. The fact is tt at we have contracted with that lady to instantly -attend to her wishes at any time she enters opr -doorfl. Sae is the daughter of a mil-! !ionaze in Connecticut, the wife of a prosperous Broadway merchant, and lives in Brooklyn. She is rich in her own light. It was her proposition that she should not be compelled to wait Iter turn vfcen she came in, and for the privilege she was willing to pay us -well. Wo set the price at $50 a visit, hoping the price would be too extravagant to pfl.y,.and'we furthermore stipulated that that sum should be paid at every visi;, whether she bought anything or not. "Usually"" . added the propraetor, '"theve is un extra clerk or two around

4o wait on her, but as there was .none to-day we had to call on the cleifc who

as with you. Please accept our apol

ogies. To the reporter to whom the incifont was related by one of the group of Sadies the proprietor of the -place said yesterday : "The custom o paydug .for exclusive and immediate -attention as now in this country. It was introduced from London, where it oc--casions nc surprise. In a democratic country it isn't relished much, but tit is becoming every day more prevalent, owing, of course, to the increase of wealth." New York World.

A Wink Which Didn't Count Jut tha quickest drink I ever took iwa&iiitour New Jersey watering :place Asbury Pak. They practice prohibition tiere to a painful extent, so that & man will take great chances twhen he's very dry. A friend and myself were instructed to go to a certain druggist otiose reputation for lawful dealings w as not unsullied, and to cill ifor soda vr. th ipecac, at the same time winhiag with the left eye, whereupon we would receive what we wanted. We went to the apothecary. "Whatll you have?' said he. ' " $Soda with ipecac said we, s we hnTdtaneoutly .depressed our lefit. eyelids. He obligingly went to the other.end f the shop, returned vitlj a decanter containing a delicious-looking, rubyoakred fluid, poured three fingers of itsnto-eadiLglass, filled the same with1 aoda water, And passed the foaming draughts- c cross the counter. " 'Regards eaid Charley, as he Hfted Hbe beverage to his lips. HBame to you,' said I, and we bunded; uarnosesan the fragrant froth. But it was an unfamiliar fragrance. Wej et our gl&ssea down. What did you putin this ? I adfced tke .druggist, who was methodically wiping off the. counter. u Ipecac i he replied, with freezing Boncibalanoe. m ipecac V .exclaimed Charley, is horrified tone.

u 'ipecac. That's wht you asked r wasn't it?"

Itkrew down a quarier, and, without yritin 'for .ehange get saying mjslother ward.. we bolted and made for the

wild and lonely seashore, where Char-

ley, who had taken the largest gulp of the infernal mixture, practically illus

trated the physiological e fleet of an

word, leaped ttotn the ship into the ee and swam vigorously toward the 'torpedo boat. Reaching a point above it, when it was not more than fifty feet from the ship, Jackson, diving beneath the surface, detached the terrible explosive from the projecting timber to which it was fastened and dropped it into the deep waters of the sea, and thela swam back to the ship in safety. Congress voted him a gold medal for his gallantry, and the authorities offered him a commission in the navy. The first he accepted, but declined the commission, saying his want of edtication and his habits unfitted him for the position of a comnyissioned officer. When the war was over Jackson returned to Annapolis, where I think he is still living. He Wauted to Be Interviewed. There was a knock at the sanctum door, and when the editor said "Come in," a ragged, barefooted boy entered. 5iBe you the editor?" he asked, in a clear, unabashed tone.

The editor nodded. Wea,n said the boy, Trn here to be interviewed." What about ? Well, ye see, I sells papers, aivd I reads 'em, too, when biz is dull. 1 see they interviews all sorts of men and wimen, but nary a boy.n "That's so, I guess." "Course it is. If a man runs for common council or President of the United States or for Canada, terviews him, if you can get Siold of him. If a feller runs awuv with another man's wife your reporter follows them up slaps the man on the back as he is registerin at a hotel under a wrong nanae, backs him into a Jloak-room and interviews him for all es worth." "Reporters aro very enterprising now-a-days." "They "are for a faefc. If a man has done any thin' they interviews him, and if he hasn't done notMn like District Attorney Fellows in the Boodle Alderman cases, they interviews him just the same. If at woman has pizened her husband, or gone on the stage which is pizen to some 'husbands, like Mr. Potter siaejgets interviewed over and over, but who ever thinks of interviewing a boy?" "But the pubdic isn't much interested in the career of ft boy, you must recollect." "Wonder if they ain't! How about the wicked littlefeoy who told some old baldhead to igo up? I don't know where they advised him to go up, but I suppose it yas to go up in front at a leg show. And there was little Jack Sheppard, the boy apprentice; and Jack Horner and his Christmas pie; and the Jack and Beanos Talk, and Jack the Giant Killer all 'boys that the public has been interested in for a great many

"Look at little George Washington and his hatdhet. He only cut down one little dwarfed cherry tree guess he clinched onto the cherries first, though and I know" boys who have girdled enough trees to make another Central Park." "Upon what particular subject would you like to be interviewed?" "Well, yu might ask when and where I was born. To be sure I don't know, but n tharnris done by askin Had an uncle on the police force once." "On your father or mother's side? "He was on mother's side, generally, for she could lick -em both." I don't think we want to interview you to-day. w "Shaw! Try me on base-ball, or Sullivan's figfit. I know every daisy lick there is. Bring me put about boys privileges in the parks, free baths, swimnain' in daylight and playing ball on Sunday. I could give you lots of p'ints about the drammy, roof concerts and the like. We're tired of this Little Locrd Eauntleroy biz. Give us The Boy Detective- or the ' Pirate

of the Kids,' or -

"That will do; -run; there's the door." 'Thank yon, I tookiit for a winder, Good-day. Ta a Texa& Sifting $. He Paid the Debt. An amusing scene recently took place at Hetzendorf, in Austria. The managers of a ctbrcus owed the Austrian Bailway Company 1,800 florins, and when the railroad 'directors learned that a train of twenty-two cars conveyling the circus wamld .pass through Het,zendorf, they obtained a detective and proceeded to the station. The station tmast'er was requested to signal the trains to stop at the -station. Jttcord-

dngly, the driver brought the train to

a standstill and all the company put

their heads out of the carriage win

dows to ascertain af .anything bad gon

wrong. The manager called the star

rtion master and asked if any accident

iiad happened; at the same moment the detective stepped upand.denianded

1,800 florins on behalf f the company.

In wain the manager protested that he

emeba The psychological effect of La not owe the mooey, ,and it was a

that advienture clings to me still. I

am oppose! to all subterfuges in this businecfiw" Boston Herald. - The GaUABt Act of an American Sailor. While fleet of Union ships block

aded the entrance to the xtv of

'Charleston, S, C, during the civil war, the following aet of daring heroism occurred: One day, .when hardly a xepfayr stirred tie aurface ot the sea, a peovJiar ripple wss noticed a short istanoe from one the largest .and laost efficient vesselaof the squadron. Gradually ihe diatorbanee approacked nearer end nearer, until it was not mote then 269 j'eet from the ahip. and an-

prared -k) be coming directly toward it. lating themselves on the

When not more than 100 feet distant.

it beeome evident to all that a submarine torpedo boat was approaching. If it continuel its course the destruction

of the shij) and hundreds of lives was

pavitable. Bow to avert the blow and i terrible coaseauencea was the auea-

bn all asked, but no one could an

. gwer. OflScers and men seemed paralyzi at the immoent danger they had UUee. At this juncture, when all seemed lost, one of the crew, e young man end stalwart tailor named John Jackson, of Appoli ind&slj, without a

sodstake on the part of the directors.

He w,as told that he must produce the money, or, if he preferred it, be placed isoder errest Jtnd the traim. audits con teots kept as a secuiity. The circus

manager then explained fchat his compcjay was dueat Pesth to give a performance that evening, and that if ha

was-fltetaoned it would ruin him. lie promised to forward the money irom

iebta, me curectors remionea ammovable. At length the manager reluctentiy 4ew 1,800 florins in notes from his poeketbeok and handled the sum to the detective. The train was at once put into motion and the directors watched it out of sight, coiigr&tu-

success of

their plan.

A curicJts ferryboat k building for the Biver Clyde at Glasgow. Instead of requiring movable landing stages or bridges to meet the rise and fall of the tide, the deck of the boat itself will be movable, carried on six hydraulic elevators, by which it can be raised or lowered The boat will be tC doubleender 150 feet long, of fifty-fiw feet beam and twelve feet six inches Jr.af t. A man who drives away cutoiarr--Thd cabman.

Summary Punishment. In the matter of tolerating social nuisances, Americans are accused of being a ver, long-suffering people; but, whatever their practice, they will always be ready to cry, "Served him right I" in every case like the following, the story of which comes from England. In a railway carriage sat a pale, middle-aged lady, a slender youth hardly out of his teens, and a burly -looking Squire. At one of the stations a young man got in, holding a lighted cigarette in his hand, and as the smoke curled in the lady's face she coughed. "This is not a smoking carriage," said the youth. "I'm not smoking," retorted the newcomer. "I dare say my cigarette will keep till we get to the next station." "Tobacco smoke makes my mother ill, and I must ask you to put out your cigarette." "I'm not smoking, and I shall not do it." "Then 111 make voul" said the lad. His face had grown pale, and as he rcse the other put out a formidable list, which would probably have crippled his opponent. And now a strange thing happened. The burly Squire had hitherto remained quite passive, but he now produced something which glittered in the sunlight; there was a click, and the young man with the cigarette was securely handcuffed. "You will pick up your cigarette and throw it out of the window," said the "Squire," who proved to bo a detective dressed for some important work. The cigarette was clumsily picked up with both hands and dropped out of the window. Just then the train rolled into a station, and the young man, muttering, "Very sorry won't do it again had no idea" was given his liberty, which he hastened to use by slipping at once out of the carriage. HibbariFs Rheumatic Syrup. There is certainly something remarkable in this preparation, as it is meeting with a success never attained by any other medioine. It never fails if used as directed. For over tweiaty years I have been a great sufferer from the effects of a diseased stomach, and for three years past have been unable to-do business. Two years ago my casa wns pronounced incurable. I visited different water cures aud climates, all to no purpose. Lust June I began taking Hibbard's Rheumatic Syrup (prepared by Rheumatic 15yrup Co., Jackson, Mich.), and at once bean to feel better. I have used thirteen bottles and am a well man. Edwabd Baker, Master Mechanic and Blacksmith, 202 Jac&son street. Jackson, Mich.

iiohig to File His Will. IVo Austin (Texas) sportsmen, Gilbooly and Hostetter McGinnis, were out 6'hooting jack rabbits one afternoon. The latter drew a bead on a large rabbit that was sitting in plaiu view about thirty feet distant. Now that rabbit might as well make his will," remarked McGinnis, blazing away with both barrels and missing tfce rabbit, which ran off with great velocity. "Just look 9 at him run." said McGinnis, as he reloaded his gun. "I guess he is anxious to get out of range." I think he has another object in view., replied Gilhoolv, cynicallv. "What object? You know you said just before you freed that the rabbit had better make kis will" "Yes."

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lI expect he made it, and as he is

beading for Austin, I suppose he is talking it to the District Clerk's office to file it for probate." Texas Sifting 8. There Are No Happy Days For'thoBe who continue to rise unrefroahed after nights of unrest. NervousuesH, insomnia, ingestion these constitute a triple alliance that perpetually wars against man's comfort, and robH both brain and body of tranquillity. Combat tha trio for a time with Hob Letter's Stomach Eittera, and it will give ground and eventually fly the field. The basis of reform is the rectification of digestion, for the brain and nerve trouble is simply a reflex of the disturbance of that all-important function. A wineglas&Jul before each meal of the national stomachic insures facile digestion, and a repetition of the pleasant doso before retiring promotes nerve aud muscle invigorating sleep. Associated with indigestion we usually find biliousness and constipation. But together or independent of each other these maladies are -subjugated by the Bitters, which

also remedies kidney trouble, rheumatism,

neuralgia ana malaria.

Culture in the West.

A teacher who had asked a girl to

purchase a grammar received the fol

lowing note from the little girl's

motaer :

aI lo not &esire that Mattie shall ingage in grammar, as I prefer her to

wgage m more yousful studies and can

learn her to speak and -write proper

myseli. I went through two gram

mars, and I can't say as they done me

no good 1 prefer Mattie to mgage in

Oerman and drawaiig and vokul music on the piano,49 Western School Journal. When the Seminole Indians of Florida elect a chief, they choose the biggest fighter and most successful hunter of the tribe. If there happens to be a tie between the two candidates, their method of deciding it is to have each candidate place a five coal on his wrist. The one who flinehes first loses the office. Wife I notice there's a coffin trust formed lately. Consumptive husband So? Wife Yes, and they're going to double the price after the first of next month. That's about four weeks off, though, and we may beat them yet. The man who takes pride in saying that he only knows enough to know thai he is ignorant, gets mad at once if ycu tell him that you know that he is ignorant. Do voub clothes last as they used to? If not. you must be using a soap or waahing potoHer tSfcat rots thera. Try the good old' fashioned Dobbins' Elaotrlo Soap, perfectly pvr to-dttf' as in 1865.

ExpsRitf&NTS made on the doff and

rabbit show' .generally that the quan

tity of water is less in the venous than

in the arterial ood.

It seems correct to speak of a spec

tacled gentleman as a four-sighted

man

Tennyson's First I'oenw. Bat surely there never was a poet of rank who slipped into print more quietly, with 'ess splash and commotion, than the junior author of "Poems by Two Brothers." The book was published in 1827, for J. & J. Jackson, of Louth, and W. Simpkin & 13. Marshall, of London. The title page bore a modest motto from Martial : Hoec

I uos noYimus esse nihil. The 'preface

repeated tiie same sentiment in more diffuse language. "The following poems were written from the ages of fifteen to eighteen, not conjointly but individually, which may accotint for their difference of style and matter. To light upon any novel combination of images, or to open any vein of sparkling thought, an touched before, were no easy task ; indeed the remark itself is as old as the truth is clear; and no doubt if submitted to the microscopic eye of periodical criticism, a long list of inaccuracies and imitations would result from the investigation. But so it is; we have passed the Rubicon and we leave the rest to fate ; though its edict may create a fruitless regret that we ever emerged from the shade' and courted notoriety." That was surely a most gentle way of passing the Rubicon. The only suggestion of a flourish of trumpets was the capital P in poems. Fate, who sat smiling on the bank, must have been propitiated by a bow so modest and so awkward. Not even the names of the young aspirants for public favor were given, and only the friends of the family could have known that the two brothers who thus stepped out, hand in hand, from "the shade," were Charles and Alfred Tennyson. Br. Henry Van Dyke, in Seribner, Uer Face Was Her Fortune. She was as pretty as a picture, and so animated and lively that it did one good to look at her. She was ali this, but she is not now- Poor soul, the roses linger no more in her cheeksthe former luster of her eyes is gone. She is a woe-begone looking piece of humanity now. She has one of those troubles so common to women, and needs Dr, Pierce's Favorite Prescription, It recuperates the wasted strength, puts the whole system right, restores the roses and the luster, and makes the woman what she once was, bright, 1 and happy, -Favorite Prescription" is the only modi-

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Foe all derangements of the liver, stom

ach and bowels, take Dr. Tierce's Pellets.

One a doe Geiu Logim V & Talk.

A gent lem a 1 1 w b o kii e 1 olm A .

Logan in Southern Illinois bt'tore the

-war tells us that on a certain occasion

young .Logan iound it necessary to

doubt the word of a man, and told him

so without any circumlocution.

"Don't you call me a liar, sir," said

the man excitedly. "I have a reputa

tion to maintain, and I mean to main

tain it, sir."

KI know it," said Logan, "and you

are maintaining it every time you tell

a lie. Washington Post

Waxy Industries havinsr been established

in me Hourh, particularly at the rapidly

tfrowimr oity of Florence, Aia.. the Chicago

md hast3rn Illinois (Kvansvillo Kouto) has deeidel to run Ave personally conduct d

rxeursion trains as follows: Au?ut 0 an i

20, Nept. 10 and 24, and 0?t. 8, All the rail

roads in the Northwest have aeroed to sell for those dates excursion tickets to points in Tennessee, Alt bam i. Mississippi and

Louisiana at one lowest first-class lure for

the round trip- Tickets will be good re

turning thirty days. Persons desiring to

join these excursions caa obtain full par

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)bim Hill, General Passenger Agent.

Chicago. He Wasn't a Ljinff Horse-Thief.

"See here, be exclaimed, as he en

tered the sanctum of the Western ed

itor. "I want vou to correct a statement

made in vour paper."

"Certainly ; I shall be glad to make

any ohange that is desired.

"You fraid I was a horse-thief and a

liar. "Well?"

"Well, I may be a horse-thief, but

by the eternal horn-spoon Im no liar!

Pullman's Latest Triumph.

The Jlonon Route has aow placed in ser

vice on its Cincinnati line the most elegant

and luxurious sleeping palaces running out or Chicago. They were expressly built for

the Monon lioute by the Pullman Company,

and are equipped with the porfected safetv

vestibule mugntueenBly upholstered and

lighted with electricity. SFhey are models

of elegance, convenience and comfort, and their use by the Monon Ijoute attests to the degree of popular favor in which that line

is neid by the traveling public in recent

years.

ls there anything that will keep ont dialts?" asks a correspondent. There

m;iy be, but we have no desire to use it.

Let the drafts coine in. Burlington Fret

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