Bloomington Telephone, Volume 14, Number 28, Bloomington, Monroe County, 3 September 1889 — Page 3

Hearties Practical Joke. a. 5dw-smkee gentleman, -who is ft trifle worldly, recently played a mean trick on his wife, who is a church member and heavy-weight Christian. She purchased one of those large-sized zmsic-boxea some time since, with an ttachmt nt in its construction which . mmld allow of the changing of its cylinders. With the box came three cylinders which played only sacred music, and after several days of "Hold the Fort, "Onward I Christian Soldiers, 99 etc., etc., with variations, the wicked husband yearned for a change of music something quick and devilish, so to apeak. The minister and several church members were fx) drop in that evening, and the ovil-minded husband decided to "queer" that music-bos, as he expressed iu. Upon going down town he stopped in at the music store, and. after a whispered consultation with the shopman, a mysterious package was handed to Mm, and he quietly took his departure. At night, when he went home to supper, he slyly sneaked over to where the music-box stood, removed the cylinder, and put one in its place. . This done he removed the two extra ones from the drawer beneath the lxx and substitute two more. Later in the evening the minister and several members of his Hock assembled in the sitting-room, and during a pause in the conversation the hostess exclaimecU as though she had just thought cf it: "Oh, by the way, elder, I want you to hear how sweetly my music-box plays 'Abide with me. 999 The minister said that he would be delighted, and the good little woman tripped over to the box, where, after winding it up, she pulled the trigger and set it going. As the sweet strains of "Tommy, Make Boom for Your Uncle" floated out on tie atmosphere, the minister looked puzzled, then grave, then pale, while the poor little woman almost dropped dead. "We Won't Go Home Till Morning, "Denny McGuunigan's Daughter, "Mary Ann," and several others followed in quick succession, and the minister was about to offer up a prayer, vhen the hostess stopped the music, and capped the climax by fainting away. When the guests had departed a li ttle later, and the wronged wife had leen put to bed, the wicked husband changed the cylinders once ifeore, and now his wife doosn't know whether she had a horrible dream or whether her music-box suddenly went out of its mind.

His Conduct Was Considered Onery Mean. There 'was to be a hanging in a South Carolina town, and the people had come from tar and near to witness it. An hour before the time set for the execution th-3 crowd numbered fully fifteen huzftlred. Half an hour later word was given out that the condemned hf id been reprieved, and that there would be no hanging, A very few expressed their satisfaction that the Gvernor h id interfered, but the majority was ireatly disappointed. One

man, after considerable loud tal&, pushed his war thorough the crowd to

the jail, ard called to the sheriff, who

stood on the steps : "You, tfcar, Jim Reeves! What is ft J "Hain't Jim Benfoe gwine to be hung?" "Is that squar? "Yes." "Did Jim hev anything to do with it?" "Well, ha didn't want to be hung, and he encouraged his lawyers to do their best.' "He knowed thar was a big crowd yere? "Yes." "He knowed what we come fur ?" Yes." "Look yere, Jim; Tve driY fo'teen miles to see this yere, and I've got the ole woman and the three children yere, and my fivo niggars her got a holiday, and who's ifwine to pay the damages?9 "Thar ain't no damages.5 Thar hidn't, eh! Don't you twiter that thar 1-aint ! Somebody has got to make up to me fur this. Ill sue the whole parcel of ye, from Governor down, and if I can't git satisfaction then Jim Benfoe had better look out fur me! A man as will go and pizen his grand-mother and git all ready to be hung and then kick agin it and leave a big crowd in the lurch is too onery fur tlds section, and I'm gwine to camp on his trail ! Tell Jim he'd better grow wings afore he comes out o' that, and they want to be wings big 'miff to cany him off at the rate of a mile a minute ln Patti's Favorite Sonft " Maggie Judah." There livd in the year 1860 in Spanish Town, Jamaica, West Indies, a colored woman named Maggie Judah. She was what was called a Jew bastard that is, a cross between a Jew and a brov-n woman. She was then about 35-jreiirs old, rather stout, with good Jewish features. She sold ginger beer and cakes; she was evidently not a "Caesar's wife." About that time thero lived : clever black boy, Alexander Archpole by name, a gentleman's groom, who, among other accomplishments, had a very good voice. One evening Mr. Alexander Archpole went to Maggie Judah's cake stall, and, in Eresence of an admiring audience, in a rad voice, serenaded the said lady by singing "Maggie Judah." Miss Judah, not at all complimented, took legal proceedings against Mr. Archpole, and the case was tried in the Police Court, before the Hon. Kichard Hill, since dead, the veil-known naturalist and friend of the late Mr. P. Gosse. Archpole's defence wa$ that the song was a popular one, which was commonly sung about the streets. Miss Judah's law-

er, however, was not to be humugged. Ho contended that the song

was not a decent one, and that it referred to Maggie Judah in a way derogatory to her character. The magistrate thereupon requested Mr. ArchSle to sing the song for his guidance, r. Archpole then went up into the witenss box, and, in a clear, musical fake, sang "Maggie Judah.19 Of course

the whole court-house was convulsed, and it was some time before ordor was restored. This, however did nob help Mr. Archpole, who was fl&& ten shillings and costs, or twenty days in the district prison. The line was paid, and Mr. Alexander Archpole lived for several years after, and although he did not again serenade Maggie Judah, he nevertheless used t sing the song to his horses while rfr6biug them dow n. Maggie Judah has since passed away, but there are many people who still recollect her, and the song which caused so much amusement in the Spanish Town Police Court, Pall Malt Gazette, Which of Three Youn? Ladies Was the Prettiest.

Away up in the Georgia mountains lies Catoosa Springs, a favorite summer resort of Savannah and Atlanta society people. Among the pines and breezes of the hills the fever and lassitude bred from the malarial air of the low country disappear like magic. One day General Pierce Young saw an old fellow come up with a basket oi eggs and a bunch of chickens for the hotel people, and recognized an old trooper of his command. "Jake," he called out, "Jake Dorridge, how are you?" "Why, laws a massy, General, how-de-do? I han't see ye sence the wah.w They chatted for a few minutes. "Do you come here often, Jake ?" "Pooty nigh every day. The folks want my chickens 'n aigs. I like to rest my eyes a lookin at some o' ihese yer pooty gals." "They are handsome, aren't they Jake?" "Deed they air." "Now, Jake," said General Young, waving his hand toward a group of three young ladies with whom he had been chatting, "tell me which of those three young ladies is the prettiest." "Aw, Gineral Young, they's all pooty. 'Twouldut be good manners for me to say arv one was pootier'n t'other." "But, Jake, it will give them a great deal of pleasure to learn your opinion. They are great friends, and will not feel at all hurt at your decision. Xow, walk right up and pick out the best looking." After much solicitation Jake undertook the task. He walked up and peered

closely at the laughing girls. About one hundred guests had gathered by this time to see the trial, finally Jake turned scratching his head. All three of the young ladies wore broad sashes around their waists. "Gineral Young, they're all thr?e so pooty it is hard to make a choice, bat 6till I'm fo'ced to say that the one with the yaller belly-band is a little the trimmest." There was a scream, a flutter of white dresses and three blushing young ladies, with various colored sashes, dashed into the hotel and out of sight. Washington PoM.

An Extraordinary Feat I saw two women jugglers at Jeppore, says an American who recently traveled through India, Thev were

bright, intelligent girls, one of wjiom appeared almost old enough to ba the mothei- of the other. Thev did maur wonderful things, one of which was mixing up sand in water, and then, putting the hand into the discolored riuid, they brought a handful of sand which they filtered through their fingers as dry as before it went in. The youngest of these' girls was perhaps

15. bhe was Sill, well-formed, and fine-looking. She had bracelets on arms and on feet, and her eyes wero as beautiful as those of a gazelle. One of her tricks was the lifting of a heavy chair by her eyelids, tha thought of which almost makes my eyes sore. The chair was a heavy mahogany cue, which belonged to the room in which I was staying. She tied two strong strings to the top of this, and affixed the ends of these strings to her eyes by little round metal cups, each about the size of a nickel. These fitted over the eyeballs and under the lids, end she bent over while they were so fastened. Eaising herself, she pulled up the chair with these strings with the muscles of her eyelids, and carried it from one side of the room to the-other. It was a horrible sight, and as she tf ok the metal cups from her eyes they filled with water, and she almost sank to the floor. I told her the trick was disgusting, and that she ought never to try it again. Still, for this and the rest of the show these girls wei'ewell satisfied with tTjro rupees, or about 70 cents. Evidence that Man Is -Fearfully and Wonderfully Made An old preacher, after service one Sunday, announced his reading for ihe following Sunday. During the week, some mischievous boys .obtained his Bible and pasted two of .the leaves together, right where he was to road. Sunday morning coming, the . aged divine opened his book and read as follows ; And Noah took unto himself a wife who was " and here he turned the leaf " forty cubits broad, one hundred and forty cubits long." With a look of astonishment, he wiped Lis glasses, re-read and verified the passage, and then said : " My friends, although I have read the Bible many times, this is the first time I have ever seen this passage, but I take it as another evidence of the fact that man is most fearfully and wonderfully made." It Will Fill a Long Felt Want Cumso I see that Edison has invented a machine by means of which a person's face can be seen miles away. Mrs. Cumso O, how nice! Youll get one, George, and then when we go to the theater you can see a man on the street without leaving your seat. Life.

Minister (to hotel clerk) Do yen have special rates for minister of the Gospel? Clerk Yes, we have. We make no money reduction, but we give their names as "prominent arrivals" to the reporters. The most conscientious mechanics

have their little vises.

T J'S are not afraid of lightning.

Reporters as Detectives. In following up a murder cose thi reporters proceed very differently from the police. The first lesson in the primer of a reporter the first, chief, and essential thing which he has to know and remember -is, "Get the facts." It is not within his province to apply or comment upon them, He is simply to secure the facts of a case which is of sufficient public interest to be reported, and to so arrange these that nothing essential shall be omitted and nothing superfluous put in. "What is superfluous can be easily cut out, but what is necessary can not always be supplied. Therefor the gathering of so much news and of too many facts is less an offense than the gathering of too few. Whe a newspaper man undertakes to get at the identity of the perpetrator or perpetrators of a mur

der he does not begin by suspecting j

The Luck of an Arkansas Druggist. Opposite Mea&jirfa and about twenty miles inland I stopped at a general store to rest and get a bite to eat. Besides keeping hardware, wooden-ware, dry goods, groceries, saddlery, notions, boots and shoes, smoked and salt meats, there was a stock of drugs in the rear. I got some crackers and cheese, and while eating there came in a colored man. He complained of pains in the chest and wanted a remedy. The merchant scratched his nose reflectively, looked along the shelves and finally took down a bottle, poured a two-ounce phial full, corked it up and banded it over with the remark: "Take five drops of that in water every four hours. Ffty cents." The m gro paid and went away, and ia a few minutes a woman came in for something for dvspepsia. Ho took

down a chance bottle, poured some of

anyone. He does not start with a the-! the contents into a phial, and charged

ory. He does not open proceedings oy sixiy cents, xuun x mijuireu u ue

assuming that tins or that one might

have committed the offense, or would have been capable of doing it, -whether guilty iu this particular instance or not. He starts with the open presumption that the only thing actually known at the outset about a murder case is that some one has been killed. That known, the reporter seeks to get together all the facts attainable as to the killing. He is tireless in the collection of thc3e. "When they have been separated and divided he proceeds to the second stage of his inquiry, which is to ascertain the opinion of those who w ould be likely to have personal knowledge of any value. He seeks no

motive for the crime, and does not feel

that he is expected to supply one. When this work is all done, and every possible fact and condition of the situation is known, he seeks to discover upon -whom these facts reflect most strongly, and that done he thinks himself quite in the way of finding the criminal. And he generally is, for his conclusion is based on a 6olid foundation of facts, whereas the evidence of the detective is, in many cases, based only upon theories of his own, New York Sun.

Just Like the tihis. A good story is told at the expense of one of the young fellows of the academy "who conceived a strong liking

lor a bright-eyed seminary girl. The lady teachers never permit boxes from home or elsewhere containing appetite tempters to be received by their fair charges. The young fellow I speak of evidently did not know of this rule, or else he had forgotten. At any rate, he sent his lady-love a box containing a variety of dainties, cakes, pies, and an assortment of confectionery that would have tempted the eyes of a connoisseur. Of course the box was intercepted by some aigus-eyed lady teachers, and good Miss McKeen seated herself to "write the young man a note, at the same time informing the recipient of his favor that the box must be returned. But, alas ! The dear old lady knew not the wiles of tlio.se sweet girls, and while she penned her curt letter informing the young man pointedly, we may believe of die full enormity of his offense, the fair charges extricated the contents of the box, filled it up with old shoes, and did it up again with a skill that avoided detection, and, while the good lady principal was peacefully snoring in her bed that night, it is safe to assume that they did full justice to the good things so opportunely secured to them. When the expressman brought that box back to the young man, it is safe

to say, he was mad. He concluded, however, that it would be a shame to lose so many good things, and accordingly redirected it and sent it to a kind, older brother at college. Just what the elder brother's feelings were when he opened it is one of the things which a curious public has not yet ,been able to discover. Andover letter. The Smart Yankee Ih-umuer. A short time ago a drummer from abroad called at a Bangor livery stable and wanted a double team for a ten days' trip into the country, and the stableman refused to let him one, on the ground that he was a stranger. There was much discussion over the matter, and finallv the drummer said :

"What is your team worth?"

Wfts a doctor. "Well, sorter," he replied. "And you know drugs?" "Yes, tolerably fair. "You put up queer remedies for those two complaints. "Did I? Do you know drugs ?" "I have served five years as prescription clerk." "Just the man I've been aching to see for a month ! I took this stock on a debt The fellow agreed to write on each bottlo what the contents were good for, but he missed over half of 'em. I've been dealing out sorter on my own judgment, and I've had mighty good luck so Jar." "Haven't you killed any one?" 48 'Bout a dozen, I reckon; but all but one have been niggers, and the one Thite man was no 'count anyhow. Now you just put in the afternoon making up them bottles, and I'll keep ye over night and hand ye two big dollars in the morning." Be Merciful to Yourself, And heed the appeals for assistance put forth by your liver, -when the organ its out of order. Among these are distress In the right side and through the right shoulder blade, yellowness of

uie Hum ana eyenaiia. iurrea tongue, sour

breath, sick headache, and, above aU, irregularity of the bowels. The mercy you extend to the afflicted organ in wisely shown by a prompt course of medication with Hostotter's Stomach Bitters, most genial of alteratives, and the hepatic gland early reel procateei the deserved attention by resuming its secretive functions actively and regularly. Among the accompanying good results are renev.od digestion, freedom from headaches, and a resumption of activity of the bowels. All bilious symptoms disappear, and appetite and sleep improve Beneficent are the effects of the Bitters iu malarial disease, kidney disorder, rheumatic ailmenta and nervousness.

Johnstown Relics. With very few exceptions, all the New York "boys" of the press who did duty at Johnstown brought back relics of the eventful trip. Among a collection which I happened to see was a gravure type of the Madonna. The Sood had evidently torn the picture fr:ame, but the face M as not marred in the least. The relic was pasted upon a large white sheet of cardboard, and the whole piece framed so that the ragged and torn edges were visible. Among the same collection was a marlTto which had been taken from the little hand of a dead child which the reporter had stumbled over the first night he spent on the site of the desolate village. A more interesting sonvet ir, but one fraught with more sad recollections, is. the silver half-dollar wrapped in a piece of brown paper, upon which was written the following sentences: "Three and a half pounds of brown sugar, one pound of starch; yeast cake." The handwriting was that of a w oman, and the coin and paper were tightly clenched in the hands of 12-year-old girl, whose body was found half buried in the sand.

"Four hundred and fifty dollars, "

was the reply.

If I pay you that sum for it, will in China, as in its native Assam, be-

Hott Tea Was Discovered. Tea was discovered almost bv acci4V dent. Some Buddhist priests, going on a missionary expedition f rom Northern India to China, took with them the dried leaves and also some cuttings of an indigenous shrub which was said to have the power of correcting any injurious properties ia the brackish water they might meet with on the way. The decoction thus made pleased the missionaries so well that they continued as a matter of taste, to drink it after they reached China, and introduced it to their converts. They also set about planting the precious shrub,

and, although it did not thrive so well i

you buy it back again when I return?"

said the customer ; and upon receiving an affirmatiAe reply ho promptly put up the cash. Ten days later he returned, and driving into the stable he alighted and entered the office, saying: "Well, here is your team and now I want my money back." The sum was passed to liim, and he turned and was leaving the place when the liveryman called out: ''Look here, aren't you going to settle for that team?" "For what team?" asked the drummer in a surprised tone. "For the one you just brought back. "Well, now," drawled the drummer, "yon aren't fool enough to think that I would pay anybody for the use of my own property, are you?" and he shook the dust of the place from his feet. Bangor Commercial. An Unguarded Statement. u Where are you two going?" asked a girl of a youth and maiden who were wandering away from the jnain group at the picnic. "Oh, we're going to get some pond lilies." In a quarter of an hour they were returning. "What's the matter?" asked the girl who first spoke. "Couldn't you get what you went after?" "No," replied the other young lady, unguardedly, ' somebody else had the hammock." And the young man blushed. Merchant Traveler. Customer A friend of mine has a big diamond that he wants to sell. Dealer Big tiamonts cost moneys. I

puy von last week, und I bay dree

coming smaller both in stem and leaf,

it was so well liked that it soon formed the foundation of the favorite beverage of all China. Thence it was brought to Europe and finally became

a universal beverage. Rough on His Substitute

A Hartford clergyman once invited

a brother clergyman, whom the unregenerate would call conceited and dull, to preach in his pulpit. During the sermon our Hartford preacher dozed away in, the old sweet way until he was suddenly called on to conclude the service with prayer. Accustomed to regard himself as the humblest of his Creator's instruments, and forgetting that he had not delivered the sermon, he began with: "We beseech Thee to accept the weak and feeble effort that has been addressed to Thee, and more richly to endow Thy servant in the giaces he go greatly lacks." "There is a tide in the affairs of men which, if taken at the flood, leads on to fortune." If your affairs are at a low ebb now. don't fail to write to B. F. Johnson & Co., 1009 Main St., Richmond, Va., who have plans that will enable you to make money rapidly. A physiognomist says there is no trne lioman nose nowadays. One would imagine that the nose which :is always poking itself everywhere and into everybody's business should possess all the characteristics of the true roamin nose. Dobbins Electric Soap does not chap the hands, being perfectly pure. Aiuny people afliieted with Salt Rheum have been cured by its use. Preserves and whlter.s clothes. Have your ffrocer order it and try it now.

Father Why would you 'like to be

thmiRATirl trtllAm. Ta vmir frinl a bn.nlr the Prince of Wales, my boy? Small

president, eh? "No; he's a hotel clerk. Boy 'Cause then I could see a big What will you give ?" "Haluf a toller. base-ball-game fur notion .

Squatter Bees. Honey bees are invading dwellings both in town and out in the valley. The new swArms are determined to find homea. The bees have taken a great notion to the residence of Hufus Kinney, in Truckee Meadows. They have literally taken possession of Mr. Kinney s residence, transforming it into a vast apiary, and compelling the family to vacate portions of the house. Every accessible part of the house is filled with bees; the walls are transformed into hives, and at least a dozen colonies havB lodged themselves under the building. The chambers are alive with them, and the pugnacious little rascals dispute with the owners every part of the house from cellar to garret. And still from every quarter new swarms are daily coming. Some days as many as three or four different colonies arrive, and despite the fact that Mr. Kin iey has already killed a;? many as twelve (-warms this season, thev are garni g rapidly on him, and he is now seriously contemplating the necessity of moving ont and leaving the bees in full possession of the premises, lieports from other quarters show similar but not so serious conditions. Dr. Dawson has been obliged to. e moke out two swarms from a chimney. Thero is a swarm in the cornice of Frank Bell's liou.se, also swarms in the houses of J. Jones, A. Lyman and many others in town. lleno (Nev.) Gazette, Confidence Begot cf Success. Bo confident are the manufacturers of that world-famed, remedy, Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery, that it will do all that thity represent, in the curd of liver, blood and luntr diseases, that, alter witnessing1 its thousands of cures for many yars past, thoy now fe;l warranted in celling it (a they aro doitig, through dru-dst;) under a positive guarantee of its giving satisfaction in every ease, or money paid for it will bo refunded. No medicine of ordinary merit could be sold under such severe conditions with profit to its proprietors, and no oihor medicine for the diseases for wiich it s recommended was over before sold under a guarantee ot a cure or no pay. In aU blood taints and impurities of whatever name or nature, it is most positive in its cr.rative effects. Pimples, blotches, eruptions and all skin and scalp diseases are radically cured by this wonderful medicine, fccro ulous disease may affect the elands, causing swellings oruimors; thu bones, causing "fe ver-soresi" "white-swellings." or "hip-joint disot.sft;" or the tissues of the lungs, causing FiUnaonary coiiFiiniption. No matter in which one of its myriad forms it crops our, or manifests Itself. Golden Medical Discov

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From time to time many inventions and devices) have been placed upon the ma.rtet c J aiming' to cure catarrh, neuralgia, bronchitis, etc many of which are 6 aid to contain electrio or magnetic eurattva powerw. Dr. Palmer is a gentleman who has devoted a Ufla of study to the subject of catarrh and diseases of the head, throat, and lunger and some time since he commenced a serieK ot experiments with a riew te detenu itiiig wht'-ther any combination eouid be formed which would kill the parasite and act as a healing powr at the Rame time, and at length sac ceeded in determining that : menthol, when combined with magnetism, would do go, but how to arrange these sei-'imngiy opposite agents so as to render their me convenient and effectual was a question ox some difficulty. At length he MiccoededinconhnlnsT within a vulcanite rube three? inches long and aboot three-umtrteri or. en inch indiataeter a perfect magnetic battery in the form of a -joil of seel wire. In the interior f this buttery is stored a fine grade ox imported menthol. The ends of the tube are closed by niekr caps, which, when removed, admit of the free inhalaticn of the eloctro-mentholized air. The menthol acts as ;t ttennacide, while the magnetoelectric r'orce Mitnulating th weakened nerves Off th diseased parts into healthy action forms a wonderful healinK power, thereby successfully stoppUsf any further depredations. The fumes vhen inhaled are refreshing: and coolIng, and for the immediate relief and speedy cure of catarrh, cold :.n the head, hay fever, headache, nearalgia, catarrhal deafness, etc.. it is unequ.iled. It cures hea iache in live minutes. Sore throat Is one oi th diseases immediately affected bythelahaier. Commencing colds can be broken np in M bourn by a fevr inspirations from tl is little bene Ceo tor. To loar the throat and head, and produce sound and refresh iiut sleep at night, it ban no equal lite Inspiration is pleasant ana effect wonderful. Nothing like it has ever been placed on the market before. Its price in moderate. Its workin ! is mar velous. an d no lamily can afford to be without one oi these inventions, beware of imitation, as there are unscrupulous rerso s engaged iu tho manufacture of a spurioo fnhater tl-at Mr.mgly resembles the genuine. Full directions, testimonials, etc., sent with each instrument. If you are afilictedwith Catarrh, Bend Sl.OO aad f et a Magnetic Inhaler, which ia certain to afford Uhtan i-'iif and a permanent cure. Address & A. iJ AYXsK, WstruAirmU271FraAkilnSW Chicago, IU.

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