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NIXING THE FIRST BABY. A Curious Seen Witnessed At Guthrie Over the Naming of Oklahoma 1 wis Gentlemen, wht am I bid for tlie Srivilege of naming the first baby born 1 OkJsAoma? Wul you give me an offer? Treaty-five dollars? Do I hear $25? No? Twenty dollars, then? Twenty dollars, then? Twenty dollars for the privilege of naming the first baby born in Oklahoma?9 "Five dollars P "Five dollars for the extraordinary privilege of bestowing a name upon the first baby born ia Oklahoma! Why, gentlemen, has ehivaly flown in these degenerate days, has gallantry departed ? Behold, gentlemen: Although the print he little, the whole matter And copy of the mother : eye, nose, lip, The trick of her frown, her forehead ; nay, the vftllfey, The pretty dimple of her ehin and cheek ; hex smiles, The Tery mould ard frame of hand, nail, finger "What am X bid for the inestimable privilege of naming the first baby born a girl, gentlemen, a girl; don't forget that born in Oklahoma? Five dollars! Why, III give my corner lot over yonder myjself for the privilege ! "What am I bid, gentlemen ? Come, now, attend to business and don't be fooling around there! "Ten dollars! "Ten dollars; thank you. Ten dollars is bid for the privilege of naming the baby born yesberdj morning to Mr. and Mrs Lewis. Ten dollars, ten dollars, ten golden dottara Jw "Twenty dollars I "Twenty-five dottars!" "Thirty dollars! "Bather thought you'd be warming np by and by. Thirty dollars is bid ! I see thirty-five over there. Do I hear thirty-five? Thirty-five dollars I have! Only think, stop for a moment to think, of the future of this baby! Twenty years from now she may be the wife of our Congressman! The reigning beauty at the capital of the nation "Fortr dollars t "Much obliged she may grow to be the consort of the Governor of the great State of Oklahoma-"Forty-five dollars P "Forty-five dollars, thanks and wouldn't you feel like everlastingly kicking yourself, gentlemen, if, in time, she became the wife of a United States Senator "Fifty dollars! " The mistress of the White House ? perhaps, and you had thrown away the opportunity of giving her a name " "Fifty-five dollars!" The limit seems to have been reached. Beyond the White House? No, thai isn't possible. The bidding lags. There is a straggling "raise of $1 on the right. It is at once "seen on the left. And then a determined voice cries : "Fifty-eight dollars ! "Fiftv-eight dollars, says the auctioneer. "Fifty-eight dollars ! Fifty-eight dollars for the first time Fifty-eight dollars for the second time Fifty-eight dollars for the third and last time ! Down comes the hammer figuratively speaking the contents of a hundred shooting-irons are fired in the air, and the crowd breaks out in wild shouts of applause for the plucky bidder. "Hurrah for J. C. Almeyer! Hurrah for JimT By , he's a dandy! "Name? Name? cries the auctioneer.

"Name?" echoes the crowd. "Jim hesitates a moment

blushes. "Name! Name! comes from every quarter. "Oklahoma, says "Jim, at last, "Oklahoma Lewis ! "Three cheers for Oklahoma Lewis ! They are given with a will. The poor baby looks frightened, and wildly clutching the beard of its grizzly nurse, nestles closer for protection. A whimper and a whine escapes it. The nurse looks decidedly uneasy. "Take it to its mother, Jack; you're no good at nursing, yells a cowboy. "Not worth a is the judge-

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ment of the crowd.

"Oklahoma Lewis well, it's a pretty enough name? mused the gambler and auctioneer on his way back to the tent, where he w$s soon afterward found engaged in the active practice of his profession. "It's a pretty enough name. Oklahoma Beautiful Land. Little O. EL will have to rustle, though, to keep up with the procession,

Hark Twain' Courtship. Mark Twain, says an exchange, if he is in the right mood, will tell the story of his own courtship in a manner worthy of the greatest of living humorists. When he first met the lady who afterward became hfa wife he was not so distinguished as now. His origin was humble, and for some years of his life he had been a pilot on the Mississippi Biver. The future Mrs. Clemens was a woman of position and fortune; her father was a judge, and doubtless expected "family" and social importance in his son-in-law. Clemens, however, became interested, in his daughter, and after a while proposed, but was rejected. "Well, he said to the lady, "I didn't much expect you'd have me, but I thought I'd try. After awhile he "tried again, with the same result; and then remarked with his celebrated drawl : "I think a great deal more of you than if you'd fifty yes ; but it's hard to bear. A third time he met with tfetter fortune, and then canuvthe most difficult part of his task to address the old gentleman. "Judge, he said to the dignified millionaire, "have you seen anything going on between Miss Lizzie and me? "What ? what ? exclaimed the Judge rather sharply, apparently not understanding the sitiation, yet doubtless getting a glimpse of it from the inquiry. "Have you seen anything going on between Miss Lizzie and me? "No, no, indeed ! replied the magnate, sternly "No, sir; I have not. "Well, look starp and you will, said the author of '"Innocents Abroad;" and that is the way he asked the judidicial luminary fo r his daughter's hand. Mark has a child who inherits some of her father's brightness. She kept a diary at one time, in which she noted the occurrences in to family,

and, among other things, the sayings of her parents. On one page she wrote that father somotimes used stronger language when mother was not by and he thought "wc" didn't hear. 'Mrs. Clemens found the diary and showed it to her husband, probably thinking the particular page worth his notice. After this Clemens did and said several things that were intended to attract the children's attention, and found them duly noted afterward. "I don't think I'll put down anything more about father, for I think he does tilings to have me notice him, and I believe he reads this diary." She was Mark's own child.

Only an Indian Woman Here is an account of the brave deed of, an Oneida Indian woman, whose courage seems only equaled by her pride of race. Driving into the fields one day where her husband and others were at work she encountered a log lying across the road in such a way that she could not pass. As there was no one near to help her, and tho log was beyond her strength to move, she proceeded to cut it in two with un ax she had in the wagon. To her surprise she found that she had disturbed a mother bear and her family of cubs. The bear, more frightened than angry, took to the woods, and the woman w alked in search of the men and their firearms. Finding them, she conducted her relief party quickly back to the log, to find that the bear had also returned. When all were stationed ready for action she again used her ax on the log and the bear made her second appearance, this time angry and vengeful. The man who stood ready for just this emergency missed his aim, dropped the gun, and with all his other masculine companions took to his heels. Left alone with the infuriated beast, with only an ax for defense, this Indian woman coolly waited until the bear came near enough, and, letting the ax fall with all her might upon its head, killed it with that one stroke. The same wea pon applied to three of the little orphans effectively prevented their ever realizing their loss, ancl the other she kindly adopted and carried home with her. Beaching her home she found her husband, son and others assembled there, anxiously speculating as to what could have been the result of the encounter they had failed to see endedStanding before them, with the cub in her arms, she scornfully surveyed them from head to foot and exclaimed : "Cowards, you liave no Indian blood in your veins. A "Fizenous" Mam One day an old fellow from the Cedar Bluff neighborhood came into the office of the Franklin (Kentucky) Patriot, and said that he wanted to see the editor on mighty important business. "I am the eclitDr," said a man step

ping forward. "My name is Allbright, the visitor remarked, "Luke P. Allbright. "Glad to meet you, Mr. Allbright. What can I do for you? "Wall, I sent here the other day and had some funeral tickets struck off fur my wife. "I hope the job suited you, sir. "Wall, yes, tho job was all right, but it turned out that my wife wa'n't dead." "Ah! "Yes, ah. I lad dun paid for the tickets and was about to send them out when the old lady come to. So you see I ain't got no uso for the tickets. "Of course not. "And I lowed that I mout get you to take 'em back. "Why, my dear sir, I can't do that." "Wall, but you see they ain't no use to me. Wouldn't like to send out a lot of funeral tickets for my wife when she's in fa'r hesdth with an average appetite. It wouldn't look eActly right, you know. "That's all very well, but I don't want them." "Wall, send me yo' paper one year fur them, anyway. - "No, sir, I won't do that." r "Wall, then, say six months. "No, I won't- -won't sendt to you ten miuutes: "Now, here, mister, I'm out a dollar and forty cents on you. I tell you what, take me to dinner with you and well call it square. "It's square already, so far as I am concerned." "I have seed a good many men, Mister Editor, but you air the most pizenous fellow I ever struck. Good day. Ef I ever ketch you out in my neighborhood I'll waller you." Arkansaw Traveler.

FRED'S VfJSISHSEST.

A Bich Child's Boom. Here is a description of the suite of rooms occupied by a girl of 9. Her name I will not give, for it would be unkind to pillory a child for the sins of her foolish parer ts. She has a beautiful little sitting-room in white and gold. The walls are hung in rosetinted silks, and special pieces of furniture, diminutive in size, and including a small secretary in ormolu with Sevres plaque iiat she may carry on her little corretiponder.ee. Here are toys, the elegant gifts she receives, and here she entertains her friends. Adjoining this room is her bedroom in b a tin wood, her brass bed hung with blue curtains. A dressing-room attaches, and in ti is is the culraination of luxury. The dressing-room ia quite large. The mar le bath is set against the wall. The low marble basin is supplied with perfumed soaps. Sponges of all sorts cr.d sizes hang in racks. Perfumed waters iu cut-glass bottles, cold creams, delicate lotions all find a place. On her bureau are laid out expensive brushes and combs in repousse silver, and exquisite toilet bottles and manicure cases and pearl. In one corner is placed a long cheval glass that she may contemplate her skirts and dain by footgear. The impropriety of calling this child'3 (Attention as specifically to the care oi her body is already manifest, and one can only wonder fvnat there can be in reserve, for her w lien she is grown. Wasshmgton tite r.

Itathar Hard to Deckle On, but It Would Be I'retty Severe. They were talking of somebody who had been shamelessly jilted by her young man. A woman is never as hard on a young man for jilting a girl as on a girl for jilting a young man. "Fred, iJ you did that to meif you wrent Off with another girl-do you know what I would do?" "No, dear.. What?" "I would simply get hold of you and tell you what I thought of you, and then I'd leave you and never speak to vou again." "Would you really do that ?" "Yes, I no. I don't think I would. I would despise you and have too great a contempt for you to take any notice of it at all or of you ever after. If you think so little of me after all you've said you cannot be the gentleman I thought you were. "But, I 6ay, dear, I haven't, you Ipiow; I haven't done anything at all. "No, I know vou haven't; but if vou were to, if I found that you were making love to another girl I'd no I wouldn't I'd just be as nice as I could to you doubly nice to you and I'd make you so fond of me you couldn't live without me, and then I'd turn around and tell you I wanted nothing more to do with you." "That would be mean." "Well, so it would. No, I guess I'd go to you and tell you quietly that, although you were so contemptibly double-faced it couldn't be. I have too much self-inspect, and that you were free free to go with anybody you liked. "That would be better. n "Would it? Oh, that wouldn't be all. I'd make you suffer oh, I'd make you suffer if you ever treated me like that." "What would vou do? "I'd wait till 1 got a good opportunity and I'd humiliate vou." ow? "I don't know, but I'd do it all the same. Maybe you think I'm stupid; but I'd show you. "Shall I tell you what you'd do if you ever found me out ?" "Do you mean to sav you have already? Well " "No. If I ever did do you know what you'd do ?" "What?" "You'd go out and got another young man and make it out you jilted me." "Well, I guess that's what I really would do, after all." San Francisco Chronicle.

Unpopular Great Men. A little more than three and a quarter centuries have passed since the birth of Galileo, the greatest philosopher and astronomer that Italy ever saw. In the same year 1564 Shakspeare was born. At that time the people of the Eastern Continent were almost totally ignorant of the existence of America They had heard in a vague way about the great Western world.

but they could form no oonception of the vast extent of our territory, many believing that it was simply a smull island. In the same year that Galileo and Shakspeare saw the light the Huguenots began a settlement in Florida, which at that time was thought to be an enchanted spot. Galileo was the eldest son of a nobleman of Florentine, and in his infancy manifested an interest in the start i. While looking at the heavens one night he said in his childlike manner: "There are thousands of stars, and yet all of them together do not give one-tenth the light that the sun itself gives.' No boy ever worked harder to gain knowledge, and no boy had so many obs tacles to overcome as this young student. Before he had reached his eighteenth year he was well versed in Latin and Greek, was an excellent artist and an accomplished musician His .father wished him to practice medicine, but his tastes and inclinations led him to follow mathematics. Galileo's ideas were so far beyond the age in which he lived that no publisher dared print his works. His first' essay on "Hydrostatic Balance" was written in 1580, but it was not until 1610 that it was read by the public. His essay on "The Center of Gravity" was not published until fifty years after it was written. While in his seventieth year he was cast into prison, and all Ms works prohibited. This was a terrible blow to the old man, for he had committed no crime, and he knew in his heart that he was right. When he asked w hy he was sent to prison he was told that he had been making false statements. "You say that the world moves ; but it does not," said his enemies, "It is the sun that moves." "But the world does move," said Galileo, fearlessly, as they were shutting him in a dark cell. We speak of the "dark ages," of the "age of superstition," etc., of the centuries past, and forget all about the ignorance, darkness and superstition of the nineteenth century. Galileo stool foremost among the unpopular great men of the sixteenth and seventeenth centuries. There are three in the nineteenth century who were laughed at for advocating "impossible" schemes Mr Morse, because he said a message could be sent by wire; Cyrus W. Field, because he said a cable could be laid across the Atlantic : Edison, because he stated he could light houses and streets by electricity. Growing Youth. Retaliation. Walter Ah, you are just the person I wis&ed to meet. Tell me, how does my mustache look ? .Do you think it ia too large ? Harold I think it is; because, you know, dear boy. I always associate a very large mustache with a very small brain, and vice versa. Walter Do you? I suppose that is tho reason why you don't wear one? Harold (laugfiiug) Well, never mind. Oh, I sav, could vou lend me a tenner? I left my 'pocketlniok in my other coat and I huve a bill lo pay. Walter I left nine homo on purpose. There aro people who remember to pay wha- they borrow and vice versa.

Ships are very polite. They always ! meet the ocean's wave with a bow.

! from antic Story of the Battle of)

Franklin t While recalling personal reminiscences, it may be of interest to mention one communicated to me by Col. i McEwen: ! "Gen. Kimball occupied rav house as i his headquarters. An incident oc

curred there which was rather strange to me. About 4 p. m., after the General had left for the field, there lingered a Colonel from Indianapolis in my parlor; he was a lawyer, and a nice man ; he asked my daughters to sing and play him a piece of music. They hesitated, but I answered for them. 'Yes.' My daughters asked what they should play. He replied thab he had not been in a parlor since the battle of Oak Hill was fought, and that he did not know one piece of music from another, except field music. I then spoke up and asked the young ladies to sing and play a piece which had recently come out, 'Just Before the Battle, Mother,' telling the Colonel that it was a new piece. At my request they sat down and played And sang the piece about half through, when I stepped to the door and a shell exploded within fifty yards. I immediately returned and said, 'Colonel, if I am atiy judge, it is just about that time now !' He immediately sprang to his feet, and ran in the direction of his regiment, but before he reached it, or by that time, he was shot through the lungs, the bullet passing quite through him. He was taken back to the rear, and on to Nashville. Eighteen days after I received a messago from him through an officer, stating the fact of his being shot, fcnd that the piece of music the young ladies were executing was still ringing in his ears, and had been every moment that h:is eyes were open since he left my parlor the evening of the battle. In April, four months later, after the war was over, he had sufficiently recovered to travel, when he came to Franklin, as he stated, expressly to get the young ladies to finish the piece of music and relieve his ears. His wife and more than a dozen officers accompanied him. He found the ladies, and they sang and played the piece through for him in presence of all the officers, and they wept like children. Dr. Henry M. Field in the Evangelist.

Simple Home Decoration. Easily made scrap bags are fashioned of a gay silk-handkerchief, with a drawing string run in such a way an to leave the four ends loose. Flower pin cushions with loose petals, all done in embroidery or pinked silk, are seen among fancy needlewrought articles for presents. The latest fancv in material for bureau and chiffonnier scarfs in plain fine white linen damask lustrous as satin, on which are embroidered in colored silks all the pretty designs that are seen in the art needlework ba&ars. A pretty portiere is made from doublewidth unbleached cotton sheeting; this is embroidered in all-over design of scarlet poppies. At the bottom is a band of old-gold bolton sheeting; this this is embroidered in scarlet poppies. This portiere is lined with old-gold sateen. A beautiful pair of portieres are made of yellow nankeen, with an all-over design of nasturtiums in shaded gold and red, outlined in linen floss of different colors, and finished bv small tasnels of the same material. Another pair, of blue jeans, has a broad border at the bottom and a narrower one at the top, couched in heavy white cord, put on with gold-colored crewel, and has a fringe of heavy white cord. The newest jars and vases for tall grasses has several openings at the top, as it is found possible to group the grasses more gracefully in them than in those with one opening. A piece of pasteboard with cut apertures, if fitted to the old-fashioned vase, will make t as good as a new one. A new sort of lamp screen consists of a colored gauz;e, square handkerchief,

with two rows of narrow ribbon round

the edge, and each corner ornamented with gold acorns. The opening in the middle is fastened to a small brass and Muscovy glass frame, to prevent the

gauze being scorched. Yankee Blade. No More Spirits in Hers.

A well-known society widow who has

worn tne weeds lor a little over a

year, and whose temper is said to have a strong dash of Zantippe in it, attend

ed a bpintualistic'seance one day last

week. Table rapping was in order, and

she seized tins opportunity of commu'licating with "the late lamented." "Are you happy in the other world?" she asked. A Bingle tap signified "yes." "Happier than you were in this?" Again "yes" was rapped out. "Then you must be in heaven? Then there was quite a long pause, and alii held their breath as the shade of the late Mr. B. alphabetically rapped out, "On the contrary, I am :tn hell." The gay widow hastily grabbed her satchel and departed, vowing that Spiritualism was an arrant fraud, while those present who knew her smiled audibly. Wasp.

It Naturally Followed. Bobby Oh, mamma, you know the two nickels you gave me when started down town one for the poor blind boy at the corner and one to buy a ball with ? Well, I lost one of them. Mamma Which one did you lose? Bobby The blind boy's nickel, of course. Omaha World.

At the theater : Blobson (rising excitedly) Down with that red umbrella "in front! Mrs. Blobson (drawing him baok) For mercy's sake, hush up! That ain't an umbrella. It's a new spring hat.

aI io not understand society, said Mrs. Nowriehe. "When I invite peoj pie to my house I never put on the cards from '4 until 7. They can stay as long as they like. Whs is it a man's wife makes twice as muoh noise munching pop-corn as she did in the happy days of their oourtship ?

A imoxa of a boy The supe.

Alnirtiment All Around. A pious old citizen of CarroU ton went to the cars the other day to see his daughter off. Securing her a seat, he passed out of the car aud went around to the car window to say a parting word. While he was pasting out, the daughter left the seat to speak to a friend, and at the same time a grim old maid took the reat and moved up to the window. Unaware of the important change he hurriedly put his head up to tho window and said : '0ne more sweet kiss, pet." In another instant the point of a cotton umbrella was thrust from the window, followed by the wrathful injunction: "Seat, you gray-headed wretch 1" He scatted. -Newman Herald. Tho Cloning of an Important Oatlat. The blockade of a port is r ot more injurious to ita commerce than la even the temporary obstruction of the bowels to the health of the system. Constipation neceii wily arrests the secretion of bile, impedes and disorders digestion, and poisons the circulation. The safest and moat effective, as it is also the most genial, laxative and anti-bilious medicine tft existence is Hoatetter's Stomach Bitters, and ft ia more than probable that its sovereijm eflPiafiy as a preventive and remedy for enterniittent and rmittent fever is largely due to ita reformatory action upon the Uver, an organ prejudicially involved in all malarial complaints. Persons with a tendency also to rheumatic, neuralgic and Iridney trouble cannot do better than to antagonize it with Hoatetter's Btomach Bitters, -which Invariably chucks it at the outset. Tlie weak, moreover, are invested with strength by thin fine inYigorant. Modern Statesmanship, Rural Statesman Say, HI vote for your city grab bill if you'll vote for my bill providin for a third deputy auditor in my county, Oitv Statesman What on earth do you want of a third deputy? Well, ye see, the regular auditor is a relative of mine, an' he's deaf and dumb, and the first deputy is a relative of Boss Pinury and is bedridden, and the second deputy is a relation of Boss Buckwheat and is crazy. "We want some one to do the work." New York Weekly. Climate for Consumptives.

The several ollmatesof Florida, Colorado, and California have each ben much prescribed for sufferers from lung disease, yet thousands of the natives in those titates die of i;his fatal malady. A far more reliable remedy is to be had in every drug store in tho land, and one thai, can be used at home; a remedy which '3 sold, by druggists, under the manufacturers positive guarantee that. . if takrn in time and given a fair trial, it will effect a cure, or money paid for it will bo promptly returned. We refer to that world-f timed remedy for consumption (or lung-scrotula) known as Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery, It is tho only remedy for this terrible disease possessed of such superior curative properties as to warrant its manufacture in selling it under a guarantee. Don't hawk, and blow and spit, but us Dr. ttage's Catarrh Remedy. Of druggists. Are There Whiskers in Heaven Oldboy I wonder if men wear beards after they go to heaven? Mrs. Oldboy I don't believe there will be any men angels. Oldboy Don't you think there are whiskers on some of the spirits? Mrs. Oldboy I don't know ; I have known cases where there were spirits on the whiskers. What in the world is the use of sitting around waiting for something to turn up? You might jubt as well sit down in the meadow and wait for the cow to come up to be milked. Get up and shake yourself and malce up your mind to turn up something. If you have nothing definite in your mind, the a write to B. F. Johnson & Co., Richmond, Va., and they will: tell you a thing or two that will make you jump for joy. First kitchen queen O, it'a awful. A servant girl up-town went to split some kindlin' wood an' she found it full o gun cartridges. If she'd burned it without splitting it ud a blowed up the house. Second kitchen queen Dearie me ! I'll use no more wood. Phere's the kerosene can? Philadelphia Pecord. Fob washing flannels Dobbins' Electrio Boe.p is marvelous. Blankets and woolens washed with it look like new. and there is absolutely no shrinking. No other soap la the world will do such perfect work. "Have vou heard from your son lately?" rYes, had a letter yesterday. He seems to be doing well at college this year. He has kicked three goals on his class eleven, and stands a chance to get a place on the 'Varsity team. I'm proud of him, old man." Theke are 200,000 models in the United States Patent Office, illustrating almost every conceivable phase of human ingenuity,- but tho model husband yet remains to be invented. ' Nobody would sui?pect it, but the burglar is as true as steal.

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The Great Liver and Stomach Remady For the cu -e of all disorders of i:ha STOMACH, LIVER, BOWELS, KIDNEYS, BLADDER, NERVOUS DISEAS ES, LOSS of APPETITE, HEADACHE, CONSTIPATION. COSTIVEMESS, INDIGESTION, BILIOUSNESS, FEV El, INFLAMMATION of the BOWELS, PILES, and all derangements of the Internal VlS'sera. Purely Vegetable, containing no mercury, minerals, &r DELETE RIOUSDRJCS. PERFECT DICESTION will be accomplished by taking RAD WAY'S PILLS. By so doing

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SICK HEADACHE. FOUL STOMACH, BILIOUSNESS, will bo avoided, and the food that If; eaten contribute Its nourishing properties to the support of the natural waste of tlie body. Price 25c. per box. SOLI) BY ALL DRUGGISTS. Jiarif jour storekeeper ia ous of them mail tho price to HAD WAY ft C'X, M WaJTO Street. New York City, AffifTSfifl

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Magnetism and Me ithol aij Remedial and Curative Agent.

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CHEAP HOMES IN TEXAS. Lor?e and small farms find pastures. Very rich land. DeHtfhtf ul climate. Send for pamphlet. TEXAii INVESTAIKNT CO.. Cobhicana. Texas, DETECTIVES

From time to time many InTentioBS and doW

have been place! upon the market claiming to cava

cararrn, neuraigia. )roneaias, eu;., many ox waics are suid to con talc, electric or uajjuatic cart.ttoa powers. Dr. Palmer Is , gentleman w'so h is devoted a lite of study to the 6 abject of catarrh iuid disease of tho head, throat, and lnnga. and sonte time slnc-t- h commenced a etrio:- ot experiments with a Tie ir to determiniuK w letl er uny cvniliiantton oould bo formed which ouM tail th parasite and act as a healing power at b? same time. A) id at length no cet-tled i u df terr 1 1 ui ng t h at me atho i. when comb ln4 with magnetism, would do 8 j. '& jt how to amotfa thette kih uiiiikI;- opposite auuto so as to radar their uvt cunvei ieuc and eflW'tuAi: ras a questioner1 some difficulty. At teuffth he bucc-edediuconftiintf within a vulcanite ribe three inches long and abool

tnree-pi arters o : an iucli in diameter a perfect if

net 10 cattery in tne term of a cot.' of steel wire.

thu interior of .Lis battery is storsda One gratis imported mentt ol. The ends of i:be tube are ckm

by nickel caps, vhicb, when removed, admit oi tha

free inhalation of tlie electro-inent QoJUed air. Tha men the 1 acts ar a Rermacide, while the magtiotoelectric force s imnlating the we akened narvts oi the diseased paits into healthy act on forms aOS dertul healing power, thereby succ 5fnliy stop)4nsT any further depiedations. The fumes wh n inhaled are refreshing and oo ing, aud for the mmediate relief ?td apoadyemniaC catarrh, cold in .he nead, hay feve, headache o ralgia, catarrhal deafness, etc., it U uneottaleo V It cures heads' he in nve minute?. Sore throttt fg one of the (lineages immediately affected byth'ls

baler. Cotutuen?inr colds can t broken np in sa

nours oy a lew : lGpirauous rrom tills utile oeco

tor. To ;-lear the threat and head, ard produce nc

ana retresning Fleet: at night, it ha 9 uo equal

juciirMuii in ii asm m hum rnec woaaoruu. Nothing, like it has ever been pi'iced on the market before. It pric ? is moderate. Its working la mac elous. and no ft milf can afford to )e without oste ea these inventions. Beware of im tation. as thnre ere unacrupnlOQg persons engsget in ihe manufacture of a spur long inhaler that stro igly resembles tbe genuine. Full directum) , tOrUuionialg, uM sent with oaofc Instrument If yon are a fill 'ted with Catarrh, lend 91.00 and f et a Magnetic hth iler, which Is certain- to afford nstaut relief aid t permanent cure. Addrest K A. GAVlsK, l estaru Agsnt, 2 llrfenklin $t Chicago, III.

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