Bloomington Telephone, Volume 14, Number 20, Bloomington, Monroe County, 19 July 1889 — Page 3

STRANGE COINCIDENCES. Ttorlsa of Losing? and Finding In Every -, day Life. "Talking about coiacidencesid a young man to a group in a hotel lobby the other evening, "reminds me of something rather remarkable in that line which happened to me the other day. You have noticed, perhaps," he continued, "that several Washington young gentlemen wear Egyptian scarabs as watch-charms, similar to this one on my chain. Well, I met one of these young men the other day on the avenue, and, in course of conversation, noticing this little antique, he said: wDo you know I have lost my scarab, and I am mighty sorry for it, too. It was a genuine antique and I can't replace it. I thought at first that I would recover it, as I lost it in the sleeping-car coming from New York to Washington, but all my efforts were fruitless, and so I have given it up Now here comes the st range part of it, . continued the speaker. "The very next day after I stopped on the avenue to have a moment's chat with a mutual friend, a well-known official at the Capitol. Noticing my charm he said: 'What is this little

trinket? I explained and he continued 'Well, do you know I found one like that the other day, and I thought at first it was a mystical society badge of some kind, and slipped it in my pocket and have never thought anything more about it. I found it under rather peculiar circumstances. I went to New York the other night and I was the last passenger to leave the sleeper in Jersey City. I made a hurried toilet, but something hurt my foot so that I had to take off my shoe, and the little stone dropped oat. I couldn't imaging where it came from and waft going to throw it away, but, noticing the carved inscription, I changed my mind and slipped it in my pocket 'I think I know the owner I said, and soon had the loser and finder talking through the telepone to each other, and the former was rejoiced to hear of the recovery of his lost scarab. Now, although they were well acquainted, ' nothing would ever have come of it at all if both hadn't noticed my charm and told of the loss and find.9 "Now, that's equal to a coincidence that I knew of several years ago," said the Colonel, "and it was right here in this hotel office. I had an appointment one evening to meet an army captain who had just arrived tLat morning from New York. He was a pretty high liver, and was liable to take a little too much. He acknowledged to me that he had what he called a 'jag en' the night before. "He was fhll before he left New York and got fuller with some friends before he turned in on the sleeper. In the morning he was somewhat unsteady, but dressed quickly and came up town. He was very busy during the day, and although he walked a good deal he hadn't noticed until dinner that he had been wearing another fellow's boots, and they were at least a size too large for him. He had just explained this to me in answer to a question as to how he wjuv .whatx I j&w Lorn-look steadily at a gentleman who had stopped in the middle of the office to light a cigar- All of a sudden he jumped up, hu klacroas. and, slapping the oth on the shoulder, exclaimed: i u 'Why, B ; otft boy, how are you ? I haven't seen you for ten years . "It appears they were old friends who had drifted apart in the changing army life. He brought "wly found friend over and introduced dim. "In the course of conversation the latter said : 'A funny and rather disagreeable thing happened to- me last night, and I am suffering from it still. I came over from New York on the night train. While getting dressed this morning I called the porter and said : 'These aren't my bobts Dey is de onlist ones lef, boss ; all de udder gents is gone an dey mua be jcurn There was nothing to be done but wear them. Although too smll I managed to get them on, and have worn them all day. They seem to be shrinking

everv hour, though, and hurt like the devil

"It was a studv to watch the face of

my friend, the captain. He looked from the boovn to the man's face while he was telline ue s&rv. and when it

was finished he exclaimeci : 'Well, Til be blowed if you aren't wearing my boots !' Explanations and drinks were

in order. Honesty What Is It! In a country paper, the other dav,

there was a horse offered for sale, the

owner of which described him as aan honest horse." Why not? An honest man is one who means and tries to render an equivalent for what ho receives. Cannot a horse do the same ? A horse receives from an honest owner food, shelter, protection, and care. He enjoys a safer and longer life than he would have been able to achieve for himself in a state of nature on the Western plains. No buffalo gores, no catamount springs upon liirn, no cyclone blows him into an abyss. He does not wallow in excessive plenty in June, nor starve to a skeleton in February; and, as to the work he does, he loves it. Deprive a healthy horse for three days of his accustomed work, and he is half wild with ecstasy when he is put to it again. An honest horse is one that renders an equivalent for his oats, his stable his safety and his grooming. That equivalent is a feir day's work, done with willing and intelligent obedience to lawful commands. The Latin word hontstas, from which we derive our English word "honesty," did not mean honesty in the early ages of Borne. It meant honor, reputation, credit, respectability. But, as it is the practice of honesty which gives honor, Cicero at length used the word honestas synonymous with virtus, which meant m&nhood. An honest man is simply a whole man ! A dishonest man is one who is weak and deficient. The detective records show us that the gseat majority of the defaulters, who have stolen millions of dollars during the last eight years, were miseraweak and foolish j&oi:, led astray

by the low appetites or trivial vanities. The wardens oi! our prisons tell us, too, that the ty pica! rogutf is a trifling, foolish person, often amiable and even well-disposed, .but lacking in manly force, resolution, and patience. All confirm Cicero in this assumption, that honesty is another name for wholeness and sufficiency. The fanner, therefore, was justified in selecting this word when he wished to convey the ilea that his horse would answer the reasonable expectations of a purchaser. He who would remain honest must Xicoine manly and resolute, keeping his wants few and rea

sonable, his desire moderate and under control. Nothing weakens character 80 surely or so fast as indulgence in any kind of lawless pleasure. Youth's Companion. Little Johnny Visiting. Mrs. Bright Ah, Mrs. Cheery, I'm delighted to see yon ! And you've brought your little Johnnie to see me? How do' yon do, sir? Tin glad to me you, my little man ! MrsChetrv Shake hands with the lady, Johnnie (Johnnie won't and doesn't). He begged to go out with me this afternoo .1 and I said he might if he'd be a very, very good little boy and Johnnie, lei; that vase alone and he said he would, so I Johnnie, don't take that book off the table. I tliiuk it a good plan to take children out once in Johnnie, stop turning the leaves of that book so fast. Lovely day isn't it? I'm so glad that Johnnie, stop pulling the fringe off that chair I'm so glad winter is over, for Tm so tired of Johnnie, will you let that piano alone? If you're not a good boy mamma will as I was saying, it's so delightful to have a few sunny days after Jonnie, let that album alone. Mamma don't want to speak to you every minute. After all, the winter has seemed very short for Johnnie, you musn't crb up-stairs come here. Now,

sit rhrht down here by mamma. Did

you see Rosina Yokes? We went and I Johnnie, if mamma has to speak to you again about banging away on that

piano shell take you right home ! xes,

I thought Bosnia lovely in the dance

and as a Johnnie, you 11 break that

cup and saucer if you're not careful.

What a beautiful cup it is, Mrs. -Bright,

real Dresden, isn't it? I'm so fond of

there, Johnnie, I told you you'd upset that table if you weren't careful. I m so sorry, Mrs. Bright, and the crp is broken ! Dear, dear ! J ohnnie, you come right home with me and yon shall never, never go out with me again. (But he does the next day). Time. m She Started the Horse "What are we stopping for?" said the lady. "Balky horse on the track answered the gentleman. "He won't move for whipping or pelting or whispers in his ear or anything." "Did I ever tell you' she asked, "about my experience with a balky horse? No. Well, it was out ota the Colorado plains. The most elegant young eligible of our set had invited me to take a ride behind his high-spirited, fineblooded horse. I got myself up to do justice to the occasion. All went delightfully till, when we were on fcae open plain outside Denver, that valuable animal concluded to pause in Ids rapid motion and meditate. My escort shook the reins, clucked persuasively, remonstrated encouragingly, gave a touch of the whip, at which the horse reared and kicked viciously, but still -we were stationary out on that lonely, sandy level. "My elegant escort grew red in the face with mortification, and clinched his teeth so as not to let slip any legretable words. 'If you will allow tie to get out I could start him' he said.

'Oh, by no means 1 replied, I could

never hold him. .Let me get out and

try puttie sand in his mouth, I've

been told that worked like a charm.'

And so it did. I clambered out of the

buerflrv, grabbed a good fist full of fine

sa:ad" opened i;he jaws of that horse

and threw it in. The astonished horse

tore off like i flash, and as I stood alone five miles from home in that sol

itary place and watched the maddened

horse, the powerless driver, and the black buerfrv ctow a mere dot in the

distanc e, I decided the experiment had

been a perfect success as far as start

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During the civil war the Federal sol

diers suffered severely at times for

want of fresh vegetables, and the Sanitary Commission made it part of its business to supply the lack. Appeals for anti-scorbutics, such as potatoes and onions, were sent far and near, an 'I

finally came to be spoken of, familiarly, as "scurvy circulars." The response was immediate ard hearty, and soon the agents of the Commission were distributing the precious stores five potatoes to a man, perhaps, or throe potatoes and an onion. How welcome thev were may be judged from the fact that, after eating theui, the troops were exhilarated very much as if they had been taking stimulants. A German Lieutenant came into the Commission's depot at Nashville. "Do you keep sauer-kraut for the soldiers?" he asked. The attendant pointed to an open barrel. The Lieutenant grasped some of the precious preparation, and gazed at it with moistening eyes. ''Yen Germans eat sauer-kraut, don't you?" said the agent. Xo," he exclaimed, the tears by this tim-3 dropping from his cheeks; "we swallows it!" Probably few of the men ever realized before that a few onions and potatoes, or a little sauer-kraut, miglit make all the difference between living and dying, AVhatever we may think of the theory that men should live altogether upon vegetables, it is very certain that they cannot live altogether without them.

Passenger How many times a day do you stop for refreshments on tlis road ? Conductor Six times. "Why, that's a good many, isn't it?" "Perhaps so; but, you see, a number of the directors of the road are interested in a company that manufactures a patent medicine, for dyspepsia. n

A KING OUTWITTED. How a Maimed Soldier .Secured a l'ennlon from Frederick tne Great. After o close of the Seven Years' War Yr rick the Great was for a time vev ; usy with the long-neglected affa: f his capital, so that even his fav ' . flute was for awhile neglected. : "long the officers who had parties ywi distinguished themselves during i.i war was a Captain of grenadiers, u ed. Bitter, who had lost an arm at Tv kersdorf. But the lost arm was not .s only mishap. He had fallen si J in the' hospital so very sick that Avliv-.' peace was declared, and an account a ken of the army, he was reported dead. But he survived and was at length able to make his wav to Berlin, where he sought an interview with the King, but Frederick was engaged

and would not see Jam. Captain J.utter came again and again, demanding that a pension should be granted to him : but the courtiers whom he saw could not help him, for the King would not see him. In the lirst place, Frederick disliked exceedingly to be importuned, and, secondly, he did not wish to pay more pensions than he could help. One day-the ' Chamberlain entered the royal presence and announced that Captain Hitter 'demanded an audience. ''Tell him to go about his business, cried the King. "I have told him so, sire, and he answers me that his only business is to see to the getting of his pension. If your Majesty will but see him. Poor fellow! he lias lost an arm and has

otherwise suffered. If vour Grace

would but listen to him one moment." "Donner!? exclaimed the impatient monarch. "I will listen to him exactly

one moment. He may come in and

speak just two words, if he venture more I'll banish him from the capital." Shortly afterward the maimed Captain, having been duly informed of the Kincr's niggardly grant, entered the

presence-chamber and advanced to the

royal seat, In his hand he held a

written petition for a pension, and,

sinking upon one knee, he held it

forth. "How now, man?" demanded Frederick. "What do yon want ? "Sire sign!" answered the old. soldier. He bowed his head and said no more. The King appreciated the humor of the thing, and with a hearty laugh he took the petition, and appended thereto his autograph. The History of Beacon Dade's Chickens Last night Deacon Franklin Dade, colored, a class leader in Mount Pisgah A. M. E. Church, attended in the evening a meeting of the pastor and officers of that church, remaining there until about the hour of 11. The deacon carried with him when he went to the church meeting a bag. In that bag were chickens. There were one cock, five hens, and a number of little chicks lately hatched. When Deacon Dade left the church he carried the bag with him. It was not yet midnight when the good deacon started homeward with his pleasant burden. What visions may have come to him as he trudged along of chicken broiled and brown, of chicken fried in creamy, golden gravy, of chicken pie deep and wide, will never, perhaps, be known. Whatever were those dreams they were rudely dissipated. Deacon Dade was stopped by a policeman. Officer Petritz was patrolling his beat on B street when he met the deacon with the bag of chickens. The hour was late, and the officer, finding what the deacon had, insisted on an explanation. The good man gave the explanation freely. He said he had bought the chickens of a white lady before going to the meeting, and was taking them home. The officer but laughed grimly. He did not believe the deacon would have ventured into his church with the chickens ; ho had heard legends of white ladies and purchases before. The deacon and his chickens were taken to the station and locked up. This morning the facts were brought out. The deacon had told the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. He had purchased the e lickens of a white lady, had taken them to chttrch with him, and had brought them off safely. Ho was discharged. Washington Post

The lady Was Offended. "Sir, how dare you to insult me?" "I beg a thousand par " "Oh, you needn't apologize!" "Madam, permit me to ex w "111 call an officer, so I will!" The conversation took place on Chestnut street, near Tenth, on Saturday afternoon, says a Philadelphia paper, and so loud was it that a crowd soon collected. Tho young lady who was doing the most of the talking burst into tears and started on down the street. The young man to whom the conversation was addressed tremblingly explained that he and a friend were coining down Chestnut street from Association Hall. The street was so crowded that they frequently became separated. At a critical moment the young lady happened to be alongside of him, and getting a side glance of her straw hat, thought it was his gentleman friend. Without looking to see whom he was addressing, he asked: "Have you changed your underclothes yet?" Curiosities of Suicide. Suicide is most frequent in large cities. The Stoics lauded suicide as a praiseworthy action, and the Roman law did not look upon it as a venal crime. The tendency to suicide is more prevalent among tho educated and wealthy than among the poorer and middle classes. Physicians prefer poisons or drugs, religious monomaniacs crucifixion, and the sexes differ somewhat in their choice. Women are paid in England to seek death according to the following order: Hanging, abstinence, precipitation, drowuiug, cutting, ponton.

Wasted Sympathy They were going through a machine shop. Enormous wheels were flying around, enormous blocks were rising and falling, sharp steel instruments were shaving sheets of metaj, and there was a clang and a roar of mighty power. And by one of the hammers doing some work sat a very small boy, begviim d and oily. His arm and hand were fixed up in a sling, and he was

striving painfully to get on with his work with the other. They wer3 struck sympathetic. "I declare," said the kindly old lady. "I declare it is a shame to see a young boy like this working in such a dangerous place. It is a disgrace, .lust see; he has been hit with that heavy hammer, and I have no doubt his arm is broken, and perhaps he'll never be able to use it again. It's awful !" And the small boy kept pegging away. She approached him, and, putting her hand ou his head, she said, very sympathetically : "Poor chiid ! This is dangerous work for you." The j.xjor child looked up at her and said nothing. "You have met with an accident, I see?" 4Ib it broken?" "Only crushed a bit." "Poor child! Whv are vou not at home ? How did it happen '? I suppose one of those big hammers came do wn and crushed it V" "Na-a-er. Hurt it playing base-ball last Sunday." The old lady only said: "Well, if I ever I" San Francisco Chronicle. Three Rebellions a Day. Three rebellion!, obstinate, though bloodless, ocour in the stomach of the dyspeptic who partakes of food Uuioo a day. The digest r organ refuses on each occasion to perform the duty assigned to It by nature, and trouble ensues. How discipline, how regulate it? Simply with a wine&las8ful of the genial invigorant and appetizer, Rostetter's Stomach Bitters, before each meal and before retiring. Digestion wiU, after a ooiusa of this pleasant regulator, become easy, and its forerunner, appetite, also Improve. Nervousness and instomnia, always induced by chronic dyspepsia,, will disappear with its dis

appearance thuti in Htirod, and conatipa.tion and biliousness, its usual attendants, also t ike their leave. Not only wiU the system acquire strength but also substance by s mora perfect assimilation of the food. Rheumatism, malarial and kidney complaint and neuralgia yield to the Bitters,

Truths. The post of honor is the post of duty. Let nothing be undone which ought to he done. Small profits, little risk ; large profits, great risks. The best kind of a picnic is a pick at Old Niok. Something wrong when, a man is afraid of himself. Honesty is better capital than a sharper's cunning. Whose credit is suspected is not safe to be trusted, A true man never frets about his place in this world. Conscience dead as a stone is a heavy thing t5 carry. Employ no one to do what you can eahily'do yourself. Better to die at the post of duty than to live elsewhere. Cheap Stamps. "They're selling things cheap at the corner store." "Are, eh?" "Yes, thirteen postage stamps for a cent and a quarter." "What! Thirteen stamp for a cent and a quarter?" "Exactly." Why " "Same as at the postoffiee twentysix cents. Ain't that a cent and a quarter of a dollar T Chicago Ledger. , Harvest Excursions. Tfcio golden harvest time Is near, and fortunately the facilities for enjoying it are ample. The Chicago, Rock Island & Pacific Railway will sell Harvest Exc ursion Tickets to nil points in Kansas and Nebraska (wesit of but not on the Missouri river), Colorado, Indian Territory, Nsw Mexico, Texas, Wyoming. Utah. Idaho, I'akota, Arizona, Northwestern Iowa, and Southwestern Minnesota at one fa :3b for the bound trip. Dates of sale August 6th and 20th, ept. 10th and i.l4th and Oot. 8th, 1889; return limit, 30 days from dt.te o:! sale, thup affording opportunities for investment or the location of farms and homes In errowiuij section 5 of new country such as were never keforh ofekred, tho territory to choose from being very much larger than tt at included in the ecope of any similar previous excursion. The solid vestibule express trains of the Rock Island ar composed of elegant Day Coaches, Pullman Palace Sleepers. Free Reclining Chair Cars and Dining Oars to and from Omaha, and via Kansas City and St. Joseph through the most desirable portions of Kansas and Nebraska to Denver, Colorado Springs, and Pueblo, where direct communications are made with diverging lines (also at St Paul) to all points in the states and Territories above named. For more detailed information call on or address John Sebastian, General Ticket and Passenger Agent, Chicago. Ill What the Urinker Goto.

One bushed of corn makes four Ions of whisky, wliich retails at out of which The Government gets.. The farmer gets The railroad gets The nianuf acturer gets The vender a get The drinker gets all that ti left-

delirium tremens. Kobe diseases are produced using brown and periumed soups than by anything else. Why run such risks when you know Dobbins' Electric Soap is pure and perfect. Dobbins prevents hands from chapping. Philadelphia man: "I hear you are editing a sporting papetr. John li. Sullivan: "Batcher life." "And that you have left Boston for good." " You're talkin'.. All us Boston literary men gits to New Yorriok sooner or later." "I hear you are going into the law, Mr. Barkins. What branch do you take up, patent or railroad?" "Breach of promise. I'm tJhe defendant." Harper's Bazar. Mb. McCokklk was showing some visitors over the house. Arriving at the nursery, he remarked : "This, gentlemen, is tao bawl-room, Tnrc pond lily, we believe is tlto kind of tiower that blooms in tho fcpring.

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Eugenie and Victoria. I have met several Bonapartists who were at Brussels when the Empress Eugenie was halting there on her way to Dr. Metzger's, at Amsterdam. Snowy hair, a blanched complexion, eyes that showed atony and the loosefitting gloves which chalky rheumatism necessitates, effaced the Eugenie of former times from her mind's eye. A coarse, black stuff gown bore, however, the old stamp of elegance for which the belongings of the Empress were remarkable, and the tihoulders had not lost their graceful slope. But the walk was a hobble, and a stick was needed. The Bonapartists do not like to hear of the attention paid to the ex-Empress by Princes and Prince Beatrice. These latter have done their best to induce her to live less like a nun than she has been doing, and to share in such gayeties (wave the mark) as the court indulges in. The Battenbergs even got up a little one-act French play, "Lolotte," to entertain the Empress when she visited Windsor. Eugenie knew nothing of the kind attention until a curtain at the end of a drawing-room, where she and the Queen were, was raised. The stage was thus brought back to the Empress eyes, to the horror of the discrowned and bereaved

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