Bloomington Telephone, Volume 14, Number 8, Bloomington, Monroe County, 5 July 1889 — Page 3

THE DAY WS CtfLEfiBATK,

iZZt Sputter 1 Bang t Whoop 1 Once more in his relentless grind hath Time Turned out the day we execr celebrate. Proud bird of freedom ! Once more let thy exultant squaw be heard. And let tb' affrighted mouarchs of the Old World Trmnble as doth

the far Mis-sonrian

Who feels the

shakes on co lain, fortv miles

From rtuinine !

Wake from thy

slumber, weary

son of toil.

It 3 o'clock a. m. and barken To the wUd clangor or the deep-toned bells, The boom of cannon, and the maddening snap and bang incessant of the firecracker. Squib, torpedo, and the yell demoniac Of the early hoodlum patriot. Toss upon thy restless couch and listen To the far-reaching fishhom. the dreaded kazoo, rhe loud, angry, ana defiant protest Df the neighboring rooster, and ejoice That July 4 comes only once a y- ar ! Was it for this, ve men of 76, STe fought, and bled, and whipped? What, fight eight years In order that this people might possess rhe toy pistol? Vet why these grumblings ? Men of America, Awake ! you cannot help yourselves ! Get up ! Stir your lazy stumps. Be boys again, And help the youngsters celebrate the day.

THE PONOA CELEBIiATION. BY C. F. CARTEK.

WAS Independence

by in Ponca ; Fonca

was in noiiaay attire :

Ponca was in ablaze of glory ; Ponca, individually and municipally speaking, was in a transT)ort of patriotism bordering on beatitude. It was the one hundred and

JL WQl W the signing of that imVf3 tT? mortal declaration

that revolutionized the world, and Ponca proposed to celebrate the

day on a scale of magnificence that would eclipse

even its own previous efforts in tnal direction, which was saying a great deal. No other city in the breadth of four counties could boast citizens more liberal, more publicspirited, or more keenly alive to the possibili-

Kvery issue of ;he Weekly Palladium contained from four to a dozen items concerning the Hon. Ffiyke, and was particularly lavish in praise of the financial skill he displayed in raising funds on vhat, thanks to his untiring efforts and the n odest assistance of the Valtedium, promised to be the grandest Fourth of July celebration the county had ever witnessed. In the course of his majestic progress down the street one day the Hon. Fayke chivalrously kicked a hungry en that refused to get out of the way of Miss Ihroinie Moffat t, a maiden of uncertain years and romantic ideas, who had $5,003 to tier credit in the Ponca National Bank, aud the lady acknowledged the courtesy by fainting in his ar us. From that moment the Hon. Fayke became her ardent admirer. Behold him this lovely summer morning upon Miss Krminie Moffatt's front stoop. "And now, thou adored of my heart, I fain must tear myselt from thy lovely arms, but only for a littlo "while, only a little while." "Those horrid committeemen take up so much of your time, I am positively jealous of thorn." "Ah, fair one, 'tis tnv country calls and I must away. Upon this glorious day it is the duty of every true citizen to sacrifice' all personal considerations for his country's welfare." "Oh, you dear, noble mail." "Have yon a Enninie that is, have you a everything in readiness for our flight. V "Yes." "'Tis well. The hour for my speech approaches. A of course vou a have all your funds out of the bank ?" "Yes." "Ajzain 'tis well. Rememb r. after my speech the carriage, the flight, then then, adored one, a long, lon dream of bliss in my vine-clad cottage in sunny Italy." "Oh, won't it be romantic." "Be prepared then. For tha present, adieu." "By-bv." "Good-by." "Good-by." Ron. W. Meridian Fayke, Esq., took his

statelv way to a grove or gnanea, sprawling box-elders, whithor the entire pojfulation of Ponca, and of the county as well, had preceded

him. Thtf grove wa.3 Hemmed m on tnree siaes bva turbid flood desurnated as the "creek"

while on rhe peuimmla that formed the remain

ing boundary weie gathered lumber wagons.

market wagons, democrat wagons, wagons new and old a wilderness of wagons. At the side

of the grove farthest from the peninsula and almost overhanging the creek a rude platform had been erected t) accommodate the orator of

the dav. an or can. and the Ponca ulee Club.

Upon raised seats at the rear of this platform were ranged thirty-eight young ladies dressed in

white and wearing red pasteooara coronets labeled in gilt, who were supposed to represent the States of the Union.

Little girls in short, white dresses ; young

ladies in long, white dresses ; ana pony matrons in large, white dresses assisted their brothers, sweethearts and husbands to work the soft, black eartii into a bottomless mine as they tramped a ceaueless round from platform to lemonade booth, and from lemonade tooth to

the merry-go-rounds. In the outskirts of the grove a party of boys were industriously firing

anvils, while innumerable begrimed and per-

sntring smaller brothers were exploding fire

crackers with an energy th6y never exhibited

HB WAS HATJLED OUT BT MEANS OP A ROPE THBOWN OVEIi HIS SHOULDERS. "

ties ofprofit 5n a properly conducted celebration. The brass band of no oth ar town discoursed more enthusiastic but m sguided melody ; no other commi ttae on a rrangements that was ever appointed could compass such miracles of mirth as the Ponca greased-pig races. From no other platform did oratory attempt such empyrean flights ; front no other booths was served such frigid lemonade. Knowing all thin, and knowing, furthermore, that the Hon. T7. McClellan Fayke, Esq., was announced as the speaker of the day, in prodigious type, that the Weekly Palladium had ordered expressly for the purpose, is it any wonder that farmers who were so unfortunate as to reside at a distance from Ponca aroused their households at 2 a. m., in order that the chores might be disposed of, and the journey to

"AJTD ROW, THOU APOBEP Q9 MY HEART." the Mecca of patriot accor&pli&hed in good season? Concerning the Hon. W. McClellan Fayke, Esq., nobody had any information further than that gentleman himself had furnished. He had alighted four weeks before from the one mixed train that visited Ponca every twenty-four hours, and going to the leading hotel, had ordered a sumptuous feast, served in the best room in the house. Very dignified in bearing -was the Hon. W. McClellan Fayke, Esq. ; very impressive in conversation. True, his coat was in that condition sometimes described as shabby, and his shoes had certainly seen better days, but the Hon. Fayke explained that he was just returning from a lengthened sojourn in his tin amines in the Black Hills. Of course it was imJpoBsible in that beastly mining camp to observe all those he tie amenities of the toilet he was accustomed to tX his villa on the Hudson. He was on his way, so he said, to look after his beet sugar interests in the South of France, but hearing that there were indications of tin in the vicinity of Ponca, had thought the rumor worth investigating. The Hon. W. McClellan Fayke, Esq., visited the bluffs near the town, in company with the Mayor and a few influential citizens, secured some specimens which he submitted to mysterious tests in the privacy of his apartments, and announced that Ponca was underlaid by an Immense storehouse of mineral wealth of a value too stupendous for the mind of man to conceive. He was immediately elected president, manager and treasurer of the Fonca Consolidated Com stock Mineral and Mining Company, and urged to push the development of the storehouse to the utmost. Beal estate values at once soared skyward, until back lots reached a figure more than equal to the total assessed valuation of the county. Everybody quit work, affected high rubber boots and talked of leads, tunnels and countershafts. Meanwhile, Eon. W. McClellan Fayke, Esq., needed a few articles of wearing apparel. His steward had neglected to make the remittance he had ordered been on a drunk, perhaps and to tell the truth he was a littlo embarrassed. Of course, he would make it warm for that steward, but for the present he must crave a little indulgence, awkward as it wag. The tailor was pioud to be able to favor such a public benefactor with the best in his shop, and begged him not to worry himself about the pay ; the barber drove other customers out of his chair to attend to Hon. Fayke's toilet, and relied upon the Honorable s generous memory for the score: the landlord of the Prince House ransacked the Ponca market for viands to tickle the distinguished guest' palate, and left the toeaVmtng to his own. good ton.

but once a year. The horses at the wagons neighed incessantly and the Ponca Cornet Band executed its loudest music with tireless energy. Altogether it was a delightfully patriotic pandemonium into which Hon. Fayke's stately steps led him. The Hon. W. McClellan Fayke, Esq., ascended the platform and beamed "benignly upon the gaping multitude while the glee club rendered " Yankee dxdle, keep It up, Yankee doodle dan-dy." Then the Hon. Fayke stepped to the front and began : "Friends and fellow-citizens : - 44 As the living representatives a as the lineal descendants, 1 may say, of our illustrious forefathers, it beho )ves us " Casting about for fitting words to round this e"iegant period the Hon. W. McClellan Fayke, Esq., cast hia eye to the right and behold a stranger coming quickly up the steps. There was nothing remarkable' in his appearance but the Hon. Fayke turned pale and glanced to the left. "Seeing another Btranger coming up the steps on that side also he turned like a flash, and, electing the benches at a bound, dropped into the creek behind, immediately in advance of a couple of bullets from the stringers' revolvers. The young ladies screamed and fainted in a body, while the orgiuiist tried to crawl into his instrument. Hurrying around to the rear of the platform the strangers found the Hon. Fayke immovably stuck in the treacherous mud, with the dirty water reaching to h s armpits and rapidly gaining on his mouth. He was hauled out by means of a rope thrown over his shoulders, loaded into a buggy and driven away shivering and swearing: The next issue of the Weekly Palladium contained the following : "Onr little city was thrown into quite a flurry of Excitement on independence Day by the arrest of Hon. W. McClellan Fayke, Esq., by a couple of detectives just as he was beginning an oration. We learn that his real name is Bill McClellan. or 'Biily the Slick 'Un.' He is wanted in Illinois to finish a fifteen years' serin for burglary. Also an indictment is waiting for him for counterfeiting in Kentucky. We also learn that a New York Judge would like to hear him oxplain how be came to forget to procure divorces from his other wives before he ma rried the third time. The committee was thus left without the oration they had advertised so much, and the celebration came very near ending up in a riot in consequence. We are glad of it. We offered sone time ago to deliver the oration ourselves fVe gratis. But no ; the committee mnst hire the Hon. Fayke at an expense of $50. The committee will have to make up this amount themselves as well as about $200moro tha1, the Hon. Fayke collected for them but forgot to turn over. The Ponca Consolidated Coznstock Mineral and Mining Company is also lfeft to l he extent of $3,000 by Hon. Fayke's management. In fact, nearly every man in our city mourns the Hon. Fayke'u departure from $10 to &1G0 worth, and we understand that a certain lady's property came very near going along with the rest.9

A Tram-Car Story. A fair friend of ours was traveling in a tram-car ths other day. When the conductor came round to collect the fares she had so much difficulty in getting at her pocket that he left her, meaning to return as soon as he finished the round of the car. However, he forgot all about the matter. In the meantime our friend extricated her money from its hiding-place, and was expecting him to come back for it, when the inspector came into examine tickets, and finding she had none, gave the conductor a sound blowing-up for his negligence. . After he had gone, the unfortunate conductor remonstrated with the young lady for getting him into so much trouble, adding, in a stage whisper, "it might have been wuss, though. He thought you was my sweetheart, or he'd hit' got me the sack."

"Does Miss Hysee sing?" asked a traveling man of a friend who had just introduced him to a young lady. "Well, that's largely a matter of faith." I don't understand you." It depends altogether on which you believe, her mother or her neighbors ,"

AFTER THE CELttllKATIOtf.

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HE sun climbs up, but still the tyrant Sleep HoldB fast our baby boy in his embrace ; The Bluijib'rer sighs, auou athwart hia face Faint, half-suggested

frowns like shad-

owe creep. Oao little hand Ilea liuilens on hia breast, One littlo thumb BticliB up TViUi mute appeal, While motley burns and powder marks reveal The fruits of boyhood's patriotic ze&t.

Our baby's faithf al poodle crouchen near-

He, too, iB vearv of tho din and play That come with glorious Independence Day. But which, thank God ! come only once a year! And Fido, too, has suffered iu this cause, Which once a year right noisily obtains, For Fido's tailor what thereof remains Is not bo fair a sight as once it was.

THE PATRIOTIC SMALL BOY.

Kind, considerate Uncle John furnishes littl Georglewith a supply of firecrackers, that tie may fitly demonstrate his patriotism and celebrate the day.

Georgie ties a bunch on his sister's pet Yorte shire, and finds it heats tin oans all to pieces.

He next notifies an equestrian that patriotism is abroad in the land.

Finding kind Uncle John asleep on the back porch, he thinks it would bo great fun to give him a little Fourth of July surprise.

Which is duly acknowledged by kind Uncle John in a way calculated to discourage youthful patriotism.

The Bad Littlo Boy.

A Bihall hoy, with an unlighted ci- !

garette in his mouth, approached a reverend gentleman on K streat yesterday and asked him for a match. "No, sir," said the holy man, "mosfc certainly I will not give you a match to light that tiling." And, then, softening his tone somewhat, he added : "My boy, don't you know those cigarettes will drag you down to hell?" "Well," said the boy, looking squarely into tle minister's face, "I wish they'd hurry up an' do it, I could git a ligh down there' Washington Feat.

A Bfulttttide of AJlmeiit. The ailments which afflict the kidxteyfe and bladder are so numerous that merely Vjo name them would fill a Bpaoo far outrunr ing the hmiti Of this article. Suffice it to say, that they are both obstinate and dangerous. To their prevention Hostetter's Stomach H .ttersis well adapted. The stimulus which it le ula to the tction ot the kidneys when they ate lethargic, lerye to counteract a tendency in them to laptie, first, into a state of pernicious inactivity, and afterwards into one of pc.iti vo organic disease, rhich soon destroys tlx ir di Jii aio mtegaments, poisons the blood, nt J fa dvath. A double purpose is semu lv ii.i.- !. mroul. It promotes activity of the u'a cxpt-ls impurities from the blood s hi-h la. - 7k natural channel of outlet, exciTw ihfn oiiwn:1. Constipation, biliousness, fevtr aud n.ui rheumatism, and dyspepsia arc also vnir hv this medicine of thorough action and wide Bcope. How to Wash Silk Stocking!;. Do your silk stockings ever get spoiled in the wash? Have them done at home, and make the moid follow carefully these directions : In washing colored silks, especially silk stockings, no soap

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A Different Matter. Assistant editor Col. Jubilee, I congratulate.1 you. A di&patch just received from Washington says the President has reconsidered his determination, and will probably send in your name for that foreign consulship. Col. Jubilee (editor Daily Tomahawk, shouting frantically up through the speaking tube) Wilkins, kill that editorial on "The Wrangle Between the President and Secretary Blaine." Chicago Tribune. National Educational Association. The annual meeting of the National Educational Association meeting will be held at Nashville. July 16 to 19. Go via the Kvansvilie route. It is fifty miles the shortest, eiffht hours the quickest, and it is the only lin running through cure between Chicago and Nashville. Its facilities are unequalled, and the finest and most luxurious Pullman palace buffet deeping cars aud eletrant day coaches run through without change. For this occasion a very low excursion vate will be ruado. which includes a side trip to Mammoth Cave, either gcing or returning. Also, those who desire to vary

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A Had Case. juts. Jones (who is reading the morning paper) A prominent coaldealer was paralyzed in his office last week. Mr. Jones Paralyzed, vus he? Probably the driver forgot to weigh himself before he drove off with 1, 600 pounds of coal. COUNSEL OF EMINENT PHYSICIANS. The People of Oakland County Wild with Excitement. Pontiac, Mioh.. March 16, 1887. On tho 10th day of December, 1886,1 ccjne from Orion to Pontiac to visit my parents, and watt taken suddenly ill. Dr. Gelbreith, of this place, was culled, and after making careful examination of my case, desired a council, and named as councilor. Dr. MoGraw. of Detroit. They ciet in council Deo. 15th, made a careful examination and pronounced my disease at Cancer of the Liver, and stated that then) was no hope for me, and it was impossible to cure iae. The pain was very severe and Dr. Oalbreith continued his visits, administering' quieting powdeni. A swelling or bunch had formed upon my right ribs almost us large as my fist, and I had given up all hopes of recovery. But having heard of Hlbbard's Rheumatic Syrup, I sent, Feb- 1. 3887, and bought a bottle of the Syrup frc m Mr. Peter Bchmits;, a druggist of this place, and took it as directed. About March 1st something broke a: id the swelling commenced to go down, until it has almost dhiappearad. Up to this elate I have taken tw o and one-haft bottes of the Syrup, and have so far recovered as to be able to visin my neighbors, and am truly rejoicing that X am fast bing relieved of such terrible pain, and desiring to acknowledge the benefit I have received in using your Byrnp. I send you thh$ statement, hoping you will use it &o that others who are afflicted may be benefited and relieved from pain as I have been. Vory truly, Chableis A. Spieb, of Orion, Mich, Pontiac, Mich., March 16, 1887. This is to certify thftt ir. Chwrles A. Spier, my son, has made a correct statement of his case, as I have watched by his b'dd&ide during his entire illness. John HriKi. The undersigned certify that they are. well acquainted with Charles A. Spier, whose signature appears above, and we have no hesitation in saying that an? statement made by him can be relied upon as being true in every particular.. Berridgk & Berridoe. Druggists, Orion. Mioh. J. A. N:sal, Editor Weekly Revieie and Justice of the Peace, Orion, Mich. J. 8. Kitcher. Postmaster. Orion, Mich., March 19, 1887. Fbexchman (proudly) "You have net in s:e German Empire anything so tall as ze great Eiffel Tower." German (indignantly) "No, und you don't got noddings so sthoud like Limburger cheese!" Jewelers9 Weekly. !f afflicted with 8ore Eyes, u&e Di. Isaac Thompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell i t 2ia

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ACCESSORIES. Bach Machine is furnished with One Fbdt Hamm ar. One Screw Driver, One Wrench, One Oil Can and Oil, One Gauge, One Gauge Screw, One Kxtra 1&i6t

PI ace, One Extra Check Spring, Ono Package OC dliM, Six Bobbins, and One Instrucaon BooiE. ATTACHMENTS.

In addition to the above list of

fnrniah with each Machine One Tucker.

Buifler, One Set of Plate Hemmr&. five wi dths up to ii of an inch One Binder

'xureau uuner. A LIBERAL OFFER. We will send to any person that remits us a Post office or Express Money Order. Bank Draft or the Cash in a Registered Letter. for FOTJITnCkfNIMIi.arsthb CHICAGO LEDGER every week for ONE YEAR and one of th above-described Sewing Machines. The machine will be wettttty Sacked in a substantial wooden (irate, shipped by fHrht over the most direct route, tfnleas ordereu shipped by express. very lady iu noed of a good, reliable Sewing Msr chine should take advantage of thin offer and getone at the tuauufacturere wholesale iiricewhicn cannot be obtained in any other manner, write Name. Town. County, and Stute plainly and address nil CHICAGO LkDGKR, 371 FrsmUIn StrMt, Chicago. HI.

I prescribe and fejlremv dorse Big G as too ocdy specific fortreoeneiaeaM of this disease. Q. H. IKG RAH AX. X. IK Ajnaterdm RV T. We have sold Big fe many years, and It has)

riven toe neet 01 ease faction.

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at thtanrtca. mrrj jont nr i :i in:oatitrj or tit ieklde raorta hotildrfcrtfclnty stcureone ot UmlMmSMa, and no farmer ahoaUbS flthout cue. Bent mu or xp-. aauty parked, prevaltl fer esuy tt m far IB.OO. DUBTLAHJItr 111SM. A CO. aVstlttom IKreet. MmmlnX&Uh,