Bloomington Telephone, Volume 14, Number 6, Bloomington, Monroe County, 18 June 1889 — Page 3

A DBOP OF WATER'S STORY.

Mo Other Traveler's Journeys Can Compare with The Mad by It. "It has been more thr.t 200 years since I passed along here the first time, was the .astonishing statement of a stranger who had been paddling down White River, and who stopped in the shade of the old covered bridge at Washington street. "There were no bridges over the stream then, and no reporters here to interview me. In fact, there is little here to remind me of my first trip. This stream has drawn into its bed like turtle into its shell since my early days. It nsed to swell ont through Vll these lowlands. There was no bottom to the water, and you couldn't see across it when I was a boy. 44 Are you sure this is the same stream?" MThee can't be any mistake about it. I never err in these matters. The course of streams do not change even if they shrink from rivers to brooks. I spent several days in this latitude before, and for a whole week was laid tip against a big hill which stood out of the water north of here (now Crown Hai)." . "How often do yon make these tours ? "Irregularly. I am always on the go, but I can't control my course entirely. I belong to a roving, restless, irrepressible and almost indestructible race. One year I am in Australia. Another I am up on the Andes Mountains. Now I am up on Hudson Bay; anon in Yucatan. My periods of rest are few, yet I never tire. Sometimes I am cut off from many of my tribe, but if I can't reach them one way I do another. My favorite routes are down the courses of rivers. I never travel overland, and if I lose my way or get off into a ppnd or slough that has no connection with living waters I bide my time with the frogs and snakef seders. "You mean that you stay with them until a freshet comes, which enables yon to sail out inrx the waterways ?" "No. Sometimes that is the case, but if I get tired of waiting and become weary of my companions I shake the mud off my feet, put away terrestrial shape and form, fade into the invisible, and, rising high in the air, seek friends and invisible climes." "Who are you, that you do these things r "I am a drop of water. Now you can understand why I am old without being gray ; how it is that I travel constantly by stream or air, range over the wide creation, and, sometimes by chance, as fluid or vapor, make second and even third trips to the same place. But I must be away. I am billed to plav a part in a cloud-burst in Cuba on the 11th of this month.9 And the shining drop ran along a drowsy fisherman's line and dropped off on to a black bass' back, and was lost among a million fellow-travelers. Indianapolis News. Tattoo Marks. A tattoo mark is easily removed, writes Mark Twain. When 1 was a small boy I had my share of warts. I tried in turn the 368 ways of removing them, but without results indeed, I seemed to get wartier and wartie? right along. But at last somebody revealed to me the 369th way, and I tried it thus : 1 drove a needle down into the basement of the wart; then held the other end of the needle in the flame of a candle some little time. The needle became redhot throughout its length, and proceeded to cook the wart. Presently I drew the needle out. If it had white atoms like nits sticking about its point, that wart was done; if the point was clear, I drove it in again and cooked till I got those white things. They were the roots of the wart. Twenty-four hours later the wart would become soft and flabby, and I removed it with a single wipe of my hand. ' Where it had been was a smooth surface now, which quickly healed and left no scar. Within two days I was wartless, and have so remained until this day. Well, a long time afterward, when I was 16 years eld, a sailor tattooed an anchor and rope on the back of my left hand with India ink. The color was a deep, dark blue, and extravagantly conspicuous. I was proud of it for awhile, bnt by the time I had worn it nine years I was tired of it and ashamed of it. I could find nobody who could tell me how to get rid of it ; but at last my wart experience of near half a generation before occurred to

me, and I got me several needles and

candle straight awav. I drove th

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the skin and tolerably close togethe

and made them include the whol tattoo mark. Then I fired up on tho.

and cooked that device thoroughlyV

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my hand. The place quickly heale

and left no scar. A faint bluish tin

remained, and I was minded to begi

again and cook that out; but as it wa

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Cot&m Bale Curios

At the Wampanoag .Mill'' the other

dav the workmen in the picker-room

stopped a package of mat ches just as the bundle was disappea ring into the picker. It had come out of a cotton bale the men had just opened. Had they gone into the macbiqfe there would

have been a lively blaze, j Speaking of

this incident, a man who rhas tended a picker for several years jaaid that the things which come out of fa cotton bale

and evidently grow on bushes would

astonish one. One day Ife heard something grind inside thf picker, and, stopping the machine, found a silver spoon. Lizards and small snakes were common. A set of f&l&e teeth, small coins, knives, tobacco, and occasionally articles of more value, have been found. These things undoubtegr get inside the bales accidentally, Mtt there are other things which evidAtly get inside in accordance with a fixed purpose, and, by strange coincitsents, they are

found to weigh more thtrj cotton, and

not to be worth as much per pound on the market. Sand, scrap iron and dirt are often l'onnd wrapped inside a cotton bale for ballast. Fall River Correspondent. """" 11 Fishing for Wiuanishe Though no fish are visible, you cast right and left. Presently, while quietly reeling in an excess of "line, down goes the rod-tip with a smart jerk, there is a terribly long pause of about half a second, then the reel sings, and thirty yards off a silver bar flashes through the air three or four times in quick succession, for it is a fresh-run fish hooked in a tender spot. You recover a little line, then out it goes again with more pyrotechnics. At the end of ten or fifteen minutes he comes ia meekly with an occasional remonstrance, and you think it time for the net. The leader shows above water, and the rod curves into a semi-circle, but no strain you can put on raises the fish farther, "which circles slowly around. A sudden dash under yo.ur feet drags the rod-tip under water, but is foiled by a quick turn of the canoe. Then a telegraphic current seems to have been established through your tired arms to your spine. The fish is standing on his head, working the fly like a bull-dog and slapping at the leader with his tail. All at once the rod springs back, and you are heavily splashed by a leap almost into your face. Thisoccurs half a dozen times. He may jump into the canoe, perhaps over it; we have seen a winanishe caught in the ah- in the landing-net after it had shaken the fly out of its mouth. He is far more likely, however, to smash rod or tackle, unless

you lower the tip smartly. Some more t runs may follow, or a sulking fit. The . more he is kept moving the sooner he j will tire. It is well to keep him in

hand with as heavy a strain as can be risked, for he fights to the last, and there is no knowing what he may do. Even when he comes to the surface and shows his white side, the sight of the landing-net nerves him to what the pugilists call a "game finish." Threequarters of an hour have gone, when Narcisse slips the set under him with a quick but sure scoop, and kills him with a blow from the paddle. Dr.Leroy M. Yale andJ. Q.AylwynGreighton, in IScribner's.

A TAKKEE QUEEN.

Sea Birds Still the Troubled Waters. "Oil on troubled waters" has proved to be so efficacious ia smoothing rough seas that mariners have begun to provide their ships with cans of fish oil and oakum bags to be used in times of great storms against the buffeting of the waves. Science might have learned lessons from Dame Nature centuries ago, and utilized oil for the safety of all men who "go dcnpi to the sea in ships." Lieut. Gibbons, of the navy, referring to the use of oil at sea, said a few days ago,: "To close observers of sea-birds on their own element during bad weather it must have been shown that, however rough the ocean may be, where there are birds resting on the sea there is scarcely a ripple to disturb them. All fish-eating birds, cape pigeons, petrels, etc., eject oil from the mouth when captured ; and, doubtless, they adopt a similar expedient to aid them in stilling the waves when searching for food in the sea. In the South Atlantic and the South Pacific oceantf I have frequently witnessed sea-birds floating in spaces of seemingly quiet waters, when the sea around was rough . The unusual smoothness of the water wliere the birds floated was evidently induced by the quantities of oil deposited by them upon the water, either voluntarily or involuntarily. w New York Iiibune. A Hint to Mothers. If you wish to cultivate a gossiping, meddling, censorious spirit in your children, be sure, when they come home from church, a visit, or anyplace to which you do not accompany them, to ply them with questions concerning what everybody wore, how everybody looked, and what everybody said and did ; and if you find anything in all this to censure, always do it in their hearing. You may rest assured if you pursue a course of this kind, they will not return to von unladen with intelligence ; and, rather than it should be uninteresting, tfcey will by degrees learn to embellish in such a manner as shall not fail to call forth remarks and expressions of wonder from yon. You will by this course render a spirit of curosity which is so early visible in children, and which, if rightly directed, may be made the instrument of enriching and enlarging their minds a vehicle of mischief which shall serve only to narrow them. Black Pepper. The.two kinds of black pepper known to this country come from Sumatra and Singapore. Very little pepper is dusted before it is ground, notwithstanding the claims of spice grinders. The shell or skin on good pepper contains the essential constituents of the spice much more than the inside or kernel, wlrich, when free from the shell, produces white, not black, pepper ; but the heavy grains, with the shell on, make the best pepper. The Singapore pepper, which is the best, is separated into heavy and light grains, and the better quality, the heavy, is mostly sold whole while the. light grains are ground. It is better for the housekeeper to buy whole pepper and grind it herself. A Mitigation or Sentence. A Southern J udge sentenced a man to seven years in prison for a grave crime. The prisoner's counsel asked for a mitigation of the sentence on the ground that the prisoner's health was very poor. "Your Honor," said he, "I am satisfied that my client cannot live out half that term, and I beg of you to change the sentence. "Well, under those circumstances," said the Judge, "I will change the sentence. I will make it for life instead ot seven years." The prisoner chose to abide by the original sentence, which the Judge permitted him to elect. The Northwestern farmer's daughter hopes, in spite of the twine trust, to have two strings to her bow.

Th Suggestion that Prln.ce Albert Victor Should Marry an American Girl. Two subjects are said to occupy the Queen's mind a financial settlement for the eldest son of the Prince of Wales, Prince Albert Victor, commonly called Prinze Eddie, and his marriage. This prince is now twenty-five years old, and has no separate establishment, no income of his own, no wife and no immediate prospects of marrying. No minister has yet ventured to ask Parliament for an allowance. There would be opposition ; and rather than face the discussion which is sure to bo raised, the Prince of Wales himself is opposed to an application until his son marries. As he must marry a Protestant, his choice among the European daughters of royalty is strictly limited. None of them seems a favorite. In these circumstance Sir Edward Sullivan has conceived the notion that the Prince should marry an Amercan. Why should he not? auks Sir Edward; and he proceeds to argue the question at length. Such an alliance, he thinks, would bring about a closer intimacy between the two nations. Americans, in his opinion, would like to see one of Columbia's daughters sharing the throne of England he had better had better had said the prospect of the throne and thirty-four millions in England would welcome with delight a queen of their own blood, breed and speech. Sir. Edward, like most Englishmen, admires the American girl, and the American people generally. He believes the two great Englishspeaking peoples destined to rule the world, and advocates such a marriage on international and political grounds. This suggestion has been heard before, but perhaps nobody has seriously urged it except Sir Edward Sullivan. So strong is the feeling in England against more Anglo-German marriages that an Anglo-Am eric an alliance might well enough be popular for that, as for many other reasons. Shylocklng the Ktgro Fanner. Montgomery (Ala.) letter to New York World : In the spring, when he has planted his one-mule farm (twentyfive acres) to cotton, a negro finds that he must have $100 to buy provisions with. He goes to a commission merchant,, who says he can have the money for 8 per cent. (It is really 1G per cent., for the debt must be canceled in the fall, when the cotton is marketed.) That is $8. Then come the other stipulations : 1- The negro must agree to deposit with the commission man ten bales of (jotton and pay 50 cents a bale storage thereon. That is $5. Then the negro must agree to let the commission man sell this cotton on a commission of $1.25 per bale. That is $12.50. Then the commission man takes upon himself the right to grde the cotton, say 1 cent a pound below the market price, which enables him to make a qtick sale and that is $50. AH these items foot up $75.50, which the farmer pays for the use of $100 for three monthu ! And this is not all. If there should be a drouth or a flood, and the farmer should have no cotton to store witli the commission man, interest, storage and commission would have to be paid just the same. Of course the p.-incipal figure in this illustration is the Shylock of the commission business; he has respectable neighbors who pay a certain degree of homage to the golden rule. A Victim to Civility. A good smuggling story comes from the Belgian frontier. A newly married couple were returning to Germany after a tour to Brussels. As the train approached the frontier the bride grew uneasy, and presently confessed that she had a quantity of finest Brussels lace in her bag on which a high duty would have to be paid. 'Tut it inside vour hat," she pleaded. This was done. The custom-house officials looked through the boxes of the elegant young lady, knowing by experience that such are the most daring of smugglers, but found nothing. The chief officer, charmed by the amiable manners of the husband, accompanied the couple to the train, when the wretched husband, forgetting his secret in the joy of having escaped, raised his hai; to the officer, and was instantly enveloped in a soft white veil. Tableau. In No Danger. Mrs. Minks (severely) " George, there is an account in the paper about a business man leaving his wife and running off with a pretty type-writer girl." Mr. Minks "Indeed." "Yes, and it's the third account of the kind I've seen this week." "That doesn't interest me." "It does me. You have a pretty typewriter girl in your office." "No, we haven't. My partner eloped with her last week."

An Unwelcome Invention, "I think that fellow is real mean," said Marie, throwing down the paper. "What fellow?" "Why, the one it epeaks of here who has invented a car window that will open and shut readily by touching a spring." " , "Well, I think it is a great thing. Why do you object to it ?" "Simply because now I can never have, when traveling, some fascinating drummer bending over ine to open or shut the window for me." Wasp. Theresa 0, Mabel! Have you heard that dreadful rumor that Aggie has been taken to an insane asylum? Mabel Well. I rather thought that last bonnet of hers would do the fatal work. Mr. Hayseed How is my old friend Gump getting along? PhiladelpLian O, so so. Mr. Gump will never amount to much. He's been in City Councils ten years and isn't rich yet. Patient (meeting doctor on the street) Say, Doctor, w hen is the best time to drink ? Doctor (looking at his watch) Now is the accepted time. Some are born rich, others achieve riches, while others become journalists.

An Indolent Organ When the liver is indolent, as it mnst ncea arily be when it fails to secrete the bile in sufficient quantities to meet the requirements ot digestion and evacuation, ft should be set at work with Hostetter's Stomach Bitters. The healthful etimuluB to activity Imparted by thin in comparable alterative, speedily evince itself in a departure of the uncomfortable sonsatio)iB in the right side ; the nausea ; tux upon the tongue ; in digestion, and sick headache consequent upon inactivity of the Uvor and the diversion of the bile from its proper channel. Irregularity of the bowel b is always and painlessly reformed by the corrective indicated, wfcich is infinitely to be preferred, both because it is safe and more officacioua, to blue pill, calomel, and drenching purgatives of evttry class. It cures and prevents fever and ague, und rheumatism. Generous Madame Diaz A pleasant story is told at San Francisco oi the wife of the Mexican -President. The Spanish Opera Company recently found itself in distress in that city. It seems tha.t one of the musicians was something of a poet, and he had dedicated some verses once or twice to Madame Iiaz. She was very much pleased with the compliment, and told him if she could ever serve him in any difficulty she would be happy to do it. He recalled her promise an 1 risked her if she could assist the poor company people to so back to Mexico. Im-

j mediately a telegram came from the

kind lady authorizing them to be sent home at her expense. Ilappy Homes.

Here's a health to the wivos and the mothers Who ait in our households to-day ; Who are glad when they brighten for others The hours that go drifting away. May their eyes keep the light of the glibdnesf llieir heart b hold the fullness of bliss That banishes shadows and sadnoBB And what need we ask more than this? But how can thi; happiness 'oe kept? "What shall protect those we love those who make a heaven of the home from the ravages of disease that is often worse than death that is. in fact, a lingering cloath? The question is easily answered : Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription the standard remedy for all of those peculiar diseases no which women are subject ia what must be relied on to preserve the health of wives and mothers It prevenU those diseases, and it cures them. It is a blessing: to women, and therefore a national blessing, because It pives health to those about whom tne happiness of home centers, and the strength ot a nation is in its happy homes. Da. Piebce's Peujbts, or Anti-bilious Granules; in vials, .25 cents; one a dose. Druggists. Kissing the Duchess. That a kiss has been of importance in history we ail know, and that women's kisses hare made and unmade kingdoms, says the Louisville CourierJournal. The most famous of kisses always seemed to me that one, cr that many, given by the Duchess of Gordon when she recruited an entire regiment, the Gordon Highlanders, better known as the Ninety-second., by having each man take the " Queen's shilling" from between her teeth, so that he had, if he wanted, a good opportunity to kiss her. It is almost unnecessary to say that the gallant laddies who fought ho well at Waterloo did not resist the charm of a lovely woman's mouth. However, remember the kiss in vogue and just remember this, too: You will find, my .dear boy, that the dearly prized kiss, Which with rapture you snatched from the halfwilling miss, Is sweeter by far than the legalized kisses You give the same girl wheu you've male hsr a Mrs." This is slangy, but it's th sad, sad truth. 100 Ladies Wanted, And 100 men to call daily on any druggist for a free trial package of Lane's Family Meuicine, the great root and herb remady, discovered by Dr. Silas Lane while in the Rocky Mountains. For diseases of the blood, liver and kidneys it is a positive cure. For constipation and clearing: up the complexion it does wonders. Children like it. Everyone praises it. Large size package, 50 cents. At all druggists. Turks and Dancing Bears, The dancing-bear nuisance has become so great in New Orleans that the police courts have taken action on the matter and ordered the seizure of all the bears found upon the public roads unless caged. There is scarcely a house in Louisiana that has not been visited by wandering Turks and their bears . If a dime is given to one of them to get rid of him, the unhappy donor will find a dozen bears and two dozen Turks at his front door next morning, all asking for the same recompense. If they get no money they will ask for food, and if refused, they will lie down in front of the house and express their intention of dying there. The Gofttettor Stomach Blttera People; Score Another Point. In the United States Circuit Court for the Southern District of New York, Judge Shipman handed down an oppittion a few days ao in the suit of the owners of the trademarks covering Hostetter'a Stomach Bitters against Arnold Theller and CorneU Theller, the compounders, located on Vesey street, New York City, in which it was decided that, although th defendants made use of their own names on the labels affixed to the bottles containing bitters prepared by them, yet as they were evidently designed to imitate the Hostetter labels, they were infringers, and a perpet ual injunction was gra nted and an accounting of damages ordered, together with the costs of the suit. It is the evident intention of the Hoe tetter people to pro-'oct their valuable trademark against all infringers, and the granting of the above injunction wiU encourage them to renew their efforts against the ravishes of the omnipresent infringer. A Fine Country. Patrick (in Ireland) "Sure it's a foine counthry Americky is, iddy, Oi'U be afther sthartin' there at onot." Biddy "D'yez not have to work there the same as here?1' Patrick "No, indade. Me brother; Moike writes that he is a policeman, an' has nothing to do but shtand on a corner and assist foine ladies acrost the strate, an' ate oranges an' nuts an9 bananas." New York Weekly.

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COUNSEL OF EMINENT PH TSICIAHS. The Paopto of Oakland County WUd wittt Excitement. Foxtuc, Mich., March 16. 1887. On the LOii day of December, 1886. 1 cf.ine from Orion to Pontine to visit my parents, and was taken suddenly ill. Dr. tfalbreith, of this place, was called, and atter making curerul examination of my case, desired a council, and named as councilor, Dr. McGraw. of 33etroit They met in council Dec. 15th. made a careful examination, &nd pronounced ray disease as Cancer of the Liver, and stated that there was no hope for me, and it was impossible to cure me. The pain was very severe and Dr. Galbroith continued If is visits, administering quieting powders. A. swelling or bunch had formed upon my rl&ht ribs aliacst as large as my fiet, and I tad given up all hoptja of recovery. But having heard of Hibtard's Rfc.eumatic Syrup, I sent, 1'eb. 1, 1887, and bought a bottle cf the Kyrup from Mr. Pter Schmitz, a druggist of this place, and took it as directed. About March 1st something broke and the swelling commenced to go down, until it has almost disappeared. Up to this dato I have tuken two and one-half bottles of rhe Syruo. and have so far recovered as to bo 'ttble to visit my neighbors, and am truly rejoicing that I am fast bMng relieved of such terrible pain. Kid desiring to acknowledge the boneilt I have received in using your Syrnp, I send you this statement, hoping you will use it so that others who are adieted may be benefited aud.roUeved from pain fti I have been. Tory truly, Chableb A. Spikb, of Orion, Mi;h, Poktiac, Mich., March 16, 1837. This is to certify that Mr. Char lea A. Spier, my son, has made a correct statement of his case? as 1 have watched by his bedside during his entire illness. Johh Spi:sb. The undersigned certify that they are well acquainted wi:h Charles A. Spier, whoso signature appears above, and we have no hesitation in saying that any statement made by him can be relied upon as being true in every particular. Berbidgs & Berbldoi;, Druggists. Qrion. Mi oh. J. A. Neai., Editor Weekly Bevirw and Justice of tho Peace, Orion, Mich. J. S. KrrcHKi. Postmaster Obion, Mich., March 19, 1887. No, Amanda, ve have not fceard Miss Anthony's lecture on "What "Woman Wants." We hav-s no doubt it is an able lecture, but we hs.ve a surer way of learning what woman wants. We just sit by and keej? tab on what she gets, and in a long and humble career we have found that what she gets to-day is a fair index of what she wanted yesterday.

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