Bloomington Telephone, Volume 14, Number 3, Bloomington, Monroe County, 28 May 1889 — Page 3

THE ST. BERNARD CAT.

A Story by Bob Burtlette. A gentleman, well-known in the world of science as a most industrious and original investigator and thinker, who was nntil recently, indeed, janitor's slerk in the Smithsonian Institute, in following along a line of work some years ago, took a St. Bernard pnppy from its mother at birth aud gave the little fellow to a strong, high bred Malthnsian cat, with a blaze face and two white feet. The little St. Bernard was cordially adopted into the family of lively kittens, of about his own age, and grew up with, or rather a little ahead of them. In a short time Mario learned to purr in a deep, rich bass voice, which frightened his adopted brothers and sisters and made his foster father's hair stand on end with mingled pride and terror. He was never permitted to associate with dogs and soon developed the liveliest fear of them, and learned to shin up a tree or a clothes-line post with the greatest alacrity when a strange dog came into the grounds of the Institute. He never barked, although he mewed with a strong foreign accent. He had all a kitten's fondness for being petted and caressed, and as he grew older and longer attaining a ynaxiTnTiTri length of four feet and eight inches and a weight of 82 pounds it required the services of three Professors from the departments of Ethnology and Terrestrial Magnetism, sitting side by side, to hold him in their laps. He rapidly learned to watch for mice, steal cream and scratch the baby. One evening the Professor to whom the education of Mario had been assigned thoughtlessly left him in charge of a young Professor in the department of Astronomy. The young scientist, desirous of making some observation upon the animal's nocturnal habits, permitted him to go out into the grounds about midnight. Mario sneaked about among the woodpiles and down the neighboring alleyway for a short time, and then stealthily climbed to the sloping roof of an eligible wood shed, not far from the post of observation. Climbing to the highest point of the roof, half screened in the shadow, with his head projecting into the moonlight, the enormous beast arched his back until he looked like a rainbow with fur on, and before the horrified Professor could shout to him, opened his jaws and challenged all creation in a prolonged caterwaul, the like of which was never heard before or since on sea or land. The Professor turned to stone on tho spot; two policemen on the block died of shook, and the clock in the tower stopped in the act of tolling one, and only struck half past twelve. Alas for poor Mario; in his moment of fatal triumph he lifted his voice to repeat the offensive remark, when the leading American humorist, who had rooms in the neighboring mansard, drew a bootjack which he always carried iu his property chest, and shot the St. Bernard mouser in the adjoining fence, jailing him instantly. The sad affair cast a gloom over the entire community, at which many of our leading citizens were present, and should they ever come, this way again we can assure them of a cordial reception and that no hall in the town will be able to hold one-half the audience. One of the strangest facts, from a scientific standpoint, however, in connection with experiment, is of a rather posthumorous nature. After Mario's fatal death, his skin Tfes tanned, and make into a pair of dog skin walking gloves for a lady well known in Washington society as one of the leaders of fashion, with whom it is a pleasure to do business. Although she had a natural fear of mice that was a positive terror, yet when she had oitthoBe gloves she could not see a mouse without making a grab at it with both hands, though at the same time she shrieked and grew faint with fright and horror. She one day threw the gloves on the hall floor and went out of the house, and during her absence a black and tan 5g got at them and worried them to tatters. Truly, as the immortal bard has justly said, there are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than can be found most anywhere else. A Hanging and What Came of It. Thomas Gainsborough was an original Academician, and his name will always be considered as one of the most illustrious among British painters. "The art of Gainsborough,0 writes Mr. Leslie, "has a charm not to be found even in that of Beynolds; a pastoral feeling which raises him to the level of Burns. The two great painters, though they were never on familiar

terms, had a just appreciation pf each

other's genius. aD-

him, how

various he is ! said Gainsborough, on

examining the President s works at one of the exhibitions. "I cannot think," confessed Beynolds, before a picture by his rival, "how he produces his effects. Gainsborough had refused to fulfill any of his Academical duties, and had more than once given trouble about hh pictures at the annual exhibitions. In 1784 he sent a full-length group of three of the Boyal Princesses, and insisted on its being hung lower than the usual level of pictures of that class. The Academy ttill possesses the letter which Gainsborough wrote to the Hanging Committee on that occasion "Mr. Gainsborough presents his compliments to the gentlemen appointed to hang the pictures at the Boyal Academy, and begs leave to hint to them that if the royal family which he has sent for exhibition (being smaller than three-quarters) is hung above the line along with the fulllengths, he never, while he breathes, will send another picture to the exposition. This he swears by God." A more temperate letter was written to the Council, but it was impossible for the governing bdy to be dictated to by one of its members, however distinguished he might be ; a reply was sent informing him that "the Council have ordered your pictures to be taken down and delivered to your order whenever you send for them. The incident was most regrettable, as Gainsborough never exhibited again at the Boyal Academy, but it is impossible to question the propriety of the Council in upholding its authority. It is satisfactory to know that the breach between Bey

nolds and Gainsborough was at last closed, On the death-bed of the latter he sent for his rival, and a reconciliation took plfvoe. "If any little jealousies have existed between uh," said Reynolds, in his discourse of December, 1788, delivered shortly after the death of Gainsborough, "they were forgotten in those moments of sincerity ; and he turned toward me as one who was engrossed in the same pursuits, and who deserved his good opinion by being sensible of his excellence." F. Grant, in Harper's Magazine. Science in Agriculture. A recent prize offered by an Eastern horticultural society for the largest money product from a given area oi small fruits was awarded to a strawberry grower whose sales from two acres amounted to more than seventeen hundred dollars ; and Mr. E. P. Boo, in Play and Profit in My Garden, has told us how he secured a gross return of slightly more than two thousand dollars from the Bame amount of land. In the report of the last annual meeting of the New Jersey Horticultural Society the following are given as some of the yields obtained by its members, "although the season had been uniformly bad." Early cabbage produced $435 "per acre; early tomatoes, $585 per acre; aspawgras, four acres returned $900; seven acres, $1,000; four acres, $200 per acre, and some instances as high as $300 per acre. Mr. Peter Henderson tells of an asparagus grower near Atlanta whose crop gave for three successive years a net profit of $1,500 per acre ; and as instancing departures from old methods, cites the case of a farmer residing near Rochester, "who half a dozen years ago timidly made the attempt of growing a half -acre of his fifty-acre farm in vegetables for a village market. His venture was so satisfactory that he gradually increased his area, so that he now 'uses thirty of his fifty acres mostly in growing cabbages for the Bochester market. He further informed me that the net profit from the cabbage garden last year was six thousand five hundred dollars, or a little over two hundred dollars per acre, and that it was not a very good year for cabbages at that." And for the encouragement of those not "to the manor born," the same authority gives the following case as being within his personal observation : "A college-bred man of twenty-eight, failing in health from office work, purchased a farm of sixty acres at Northport, Long Island. The second year he tried a few acres in vegetables and small fruits, which he found sale for in the village of Northport at most satisfactory prices. I was on his farm in the summer of 1883, and I must say that for a man who had got his knowledge almost wholly from books, his venture looked as if it would be a complete success." In the dairy region of southern Centrsl New York, where the writer's boyhood was passed, and where the chief agricultural attractions consist of a gently undulating landscape and some most enticing trout streams, the general farming community have found themselves compelled to live "rather close to the bone." A rise or fall of a half-cent per quart in the wholesale milk market of New York Citv mav be sufficient to turn the balance from one side to the other of their profit and loss account. Yet among their number is a Princeton alumnus, the record of whose work I have recently seen, who by the application of agricultural science to the growing of crops, the manufacture of ensilage, and the feeding of stock is enabled to pursue the ueven tenor of his way," which is to harvest an annual profit many times in excess of the average three and one-half per cent, of his State. James K fteeve, in Harper s Magazine.

The Governing Theory of a Great Journalist. I must confess that I have a theory which will perhaps be ridiculed, but which has governed my whole life. I believe in the constant intervention of a Supreme Power, directing not merely our destiny in general, but those of our actions which influence our destiny. When I see that nothing in nature is left to chance, that immutable laws govern every movement, that the faintest spark which glimmers in the firmament disappears and reappears with strict punctuality I can not suppose that anything with mankind goes by chance, and that every individuality composing it is not governed by a definite and inflexible plan. The great men whose names escape oblivion are like the planets which we know by name, and which stand out of the multitude of stars without names. We know their motions and destinies. We know at what time the comet moving in infinite space will reappear, and that the smallest stars whose existence escapes us obey the fixed law which governs the universe. "Under various names, in changing circumstances, by

successive aud co-ordinate evolutions, the great geniuses known to the world, those whose names have escaped oblivion, reappear. Moses ia reflected in Confucius, Mohammed in John Huss, Cyrus lives again in Ccesar, and Caesar in Napoleon, Attila is repeated in Peter the Great, and Frederick II. in Bismarck, Louis le Debonnaire in Philip VII., and Catalina in Boulanger. Charlemagne and Joan of Arc alone have not yet reappeared, the one to revive authority and the other la pudeur. Everything moves by a fixed law, and man is master of his own destiny only because he can thwart or promote by his own intervention and action the place he should fill and the path traced out for him by the general decree which regulates the movements of every creature. M. de Blowitz, in Harper's Magazine. A St. Louis dime museum manager, in calling on a Chicago belle to make arrangements for her to exhibit her feet in his place, met with this response in answer to the question of salary: "For both feet, fifteen dollars a week; for one, twelve dollars." A Jeb&ey City undertaker advertises that he furnishes "everything requisite for a funeral." He must be a doctor as well as an undertaker.

EDITOR'S BACK STUBS. The Interesting View or the Late Dr. J. G. Holland. The eclurans of tho newspapers appear to be flooded with proprietary medicine advertisements. As we cat our eye over them, it brings to mind an article that was published by the late Dr. Holland in Svribncr's Monthly. He says: '"Nevertheless, it is a fact that many of the best proprietary medicines of the day were more succossful than many physicians., and most of them, it should bo remembered, were at Jirst discovered or used in actual medical practice. "When, however, any shrewd person, knowing their virtue, and foreseeing: their popularity, secures and advertises them, then, in the opinion of the bigotud, all virtue went out of them." Is not this absurd? This great man appreciated tho real merits of popular remedies, and the absurdity of those that derided thorn because public attention was called to tho article and the evidence of their cures. If tho most noted physician should announce that he hod made a atudy of any certain organ or disease of the body, or make his sign larger than the code size, though he may have practiced medicine and been a leader in all medical counsels, notwithstanding all this, if ho should presume to advertise and decline to give his discovery to tho public, he would be pronounced a quack and a-hum-bug, although ho may have spent his entire life and all his available funds in perfecting his investigations. Again we buy. "absurd." It an ulcer is found up .in one's arm, and is cured bv some dear old grandmother, outside of the code. It will be pronounced by the medical profession an ulcer of little importance. But if treated under the code, causing sleepless nights lor a month, with the scientific treatment, viz., plasters, washes, dosing with morphine, arsenic and other vile substances, given to prevent blood poisoning or deaden pain, and yet the ulct-r becomes malignant, and amputation is made necessary at. hist, to save life yet all done according to tho 'isms" of the medical code, this is much more gratifying to the medical profession, and adds more dignity to that distinguished order than to be cured by the dear old grandmother's remedy. This appears like a severe arraijnment, yet we believe that it expresses the true standing of the medical profession in regard to remedies discovered outside of their special "isms," One of the most perplexing things of the day is the popularity of certain remedies, especially Warner's Safe Cure, which we find for sale everywhere. The physician of the highest standing is ready to concede its merits and sustain the theories the proprietors have made that is, that it benefits in most of the ailments of the human systom because it assists in putting the kidneys in proper condition, thereby aiding in throwing off the impurities of the blood, while others with iS3 honesty and e xperience deride, and are willing to see their patient die scientifically, and according to the code, rather than have him cured by this great remedy. Yet we notice that the popularity of the medioinc continues to grow year by year. The discoverer comes boldly before the people with its merits, and proclaims them from door to door in our opinion much more honorably than the physician who, perchance, may secure e, patient from some catastrophe, and is permitted to set a bone of ai? aim or a finger, which he does with great dignity, yet very soon after takes tho Uberty to climb the editor's baek stairs at 2 o'clock in the morning to have it announced in the morning paper that MDr. So-and-so was in attend ance, thus securing for his benefit a beautiful and tree advertisement. "We shaH leave it to cur readers to say which is the wiser and more honorable

The Onion, No family ought to be without onions the whole year round. Plant old onions in the fall, and they will come up at least three weeks earlier than by spring planting. Give children of all ages a few of them raw, as soon as they are fit to be eaten; do not miss treating them with a mess of raw onions three or four times a week. When they get too large and strong to be eaten raw, then boil or roast them. During unhealthy seasons, when diphtheria and like contagious diseases prevail, onions ought to be eaten in the spring of the year at least once a week. Onions are invigorating and prophylactic beyond description. Children do not die of diphtheria or scarlatina, anginosa, etc., where onions are freely eaten. A Sea Sick J'assenger, On the ocean, cares little about a storm. He ia positively indifferent whether he is washed overboard or not. But, set right by a wine-glassful or two of Hostettor's Stomach Bitters, he feels renewed interest in his personal safety. This line corrective neutralizes in brackish wateroften compolsorily drank on shipboard, to the grievous detriment of health the pernicious Imparities which give rise to disorders of the stomach, liver, and bowels. To the mariner, the tourist, the Western pioneer and miner, the Bitters is invaluable as a means of protection against malaria, when its seeds are latent in ail and water. To the effect of overwork, mental or manual, it is a most reliable antidote, and to the debilitated and nervous, it affords great and Speedily felt relief and vigor. Kothingr Happened. She had just returned from Europe, and was telling about the trip at a narty, when an old haldhead inquired : 'See any whales going or coming?" "No." "See any sharks?" "No." "See any icebergs ?w "No." - "Pass any wrecks ?w "No." "Rescue any castaways ?" "No." "Very stormy?" "No." "Fire or fever break out aboard run short of fuel or provisions meet with any accident to create alarm?" "No nothing." "Humph ! "Why didn't you go by oxcart, madam ?" Detroit "Free Press. How's This! We offer f'ne Hundred Dollars Reward for any ease of Catarrh that can not be cured by taking Hail's Catarrh Cure. F. J. CHUNKY & CO., Props., Toledo, O. We, the undersigned, have known F. J, Cheuey for the last 15 years, and believe him perfectly honorable iu all business transactions, and financially able to carry out any obligations made by tbelr firm. West & 'Iruax, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, Ohio. Walding, Kinnan & Marvin, Wholesale Drag cists, Toledo, Ohio. E, H, Van Hoeaen, Cashier Toledo National Bank, Toledo, Ohio. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting directly upon the blood and macus surfaces of the system. Price V5o per bottle, bold by aU Druggists. A physician of Philadelphia analyzed a black japanned hat-band worn by a patient suffering from headache, and found it contained three grains of one of the lead salts. From this case he concludes that many headaches are often due to tho absorption of the lead in the hat-band. It is told that a tree was out in th?" forest near Augusta, Ga., at 6 o'clock in the morning, and by night had been turned into newspapers, which people Vere reading.

Brother Gardner oh Dlrorcc. "I obsarve dat de semi-annual occashun fur pitcliin' into de divorce courts is now at hand," said Brother Gardner, as the meeting of the Lime-Kiln Club opened in due and ancient form. "It has alius struck me as a mighty inconsistent thing fur people to argue dat you kin trade a boss which doan suit sell a house you doan' like bust up a bizness partnership which ar' unpleasant give away yer dog an pizen yer cat, but you musn't part from de husband or wife who is makiiV yer life one of misery. I thauk de law that it was wise euuff to foresee some sartin things, and among 'em de fact dat people would

make mistakes in marryin'. Jt is only j

natural dat dey should, and when uey do divorce am de easiest way out. If' de law refused divorces, elopements ! find Tnnrdnru wniilrl i rtm'pn.flA ft. hlinrivfld

per cent. "When you hev tied up two people who truly love, honor an' respect each each who kin bear an' sacrifice who can smile in adversity as well as in sunshine you hev done a blessed thing, an1 airth an' Heaven ar' de better fur it. But when you hev tied up two pussons who argy, bicker, dispute and hate who see- nultiin alike who kin neither love nor respect you would hev de heart of Satan to force 'em to continer sich a life. You couldn't do it. Dar would be murder if no other escape offered. "An' dar' am sartin pussons who claim dat divorce induces laxity of morals. Among all do scandals of the last y'ar hev you seen de name of a divorced man or woman? Among all de bad women arrested in a year do you rind de name of a divorced woman ? It ar' de wives an' gals who suicide not de divorced women. It ar de. wives an' gals arrested fur street walkin' an' drunkenness not de divorced women. "ftle an' my ole woman hev stood by each other fur nigh onto fifty y'ars, air we ar' gwine to 6ail in de same boat cl'ar down to de bank of de dark riber. We agree. We ar' fitted fur each other. We think alike. But suppose we didn't ? Suppose we quarreled an' bickered an wished each other dead ? De law which would compel us to live together would be an inhuman thing. I ar' glad ebery time I see dat a divorce has been granted. I wish de cost was only $5 an5 de time reduced to one dav. Husbands would hev mo' respect an' tenderness fur deir wives wives mo confidence an' trust in deir husbands." Detroit Free Press. KOTHEfG LIKE IT.

Great Rejoicing in the Conorer Family Cratches Laid Aside Aftr Twenty Years' Use I hare been afflicted wit'i rheumatism twenty years. For the last ten years have been obliged to use crutches. Often my loft hip and knee would entirely (five out. Have expended a large t. mount of money for remedies rocommendod as a euro for that terrible disease; have used tno most powerful liniments on my hip and knee to soothe the pain, that I might get a little sleep. My hip and knee had lost nearly ail strength by the use of liniments, and I could get no help. I saw an advertisement of Hibbard's Rheumatic Syrup, ordered half a dozen bottles, took them and received some relief, then ordered a dozen. Have takon seven of the last dozen, und I am happy in saying: that I know I am being cured. Have not used any liniment since I commenced taking your syrup. When I began taking your syrup I could not take a step without the use of a cane, neither could I turn myself in bed without aid; can now turn ia bed without any trouble, oan walk about my house and office without the use of my cane, often losing track of it. for the reason when I take a long walk I take it along:. My office is four blocks from my house; I have not walked to or from it for over a year until lastThursday, a week- Since that time I have walked to and from it every day, except Sunday. I am truly rejoicing that I am fast being relieved from such a terrible affliction. Very truly, S. 8. Conotee, Agent of the Northwestern Mutual Life Insurance Co., Manistee, Mich,

Almost Giyen Away. A doctor happened to be telling his family of an amusing scene he had witnessed at a patient's house during the day. "Mi Brown," said the doctor, "was not seriously ill, but his wife really made matters worse and herself supremely ridiculous by rushing in and out like a wet hen." The doctor's son, Bob, a very bright boy of 6, was present when his father said this, and treasured his words- A day or two afterward Mrs. Brown called upon the doctor's family, and when Bob came into the room he sat down on a stool and fixed his eyes on the visitor. By and by he asked, very seriously: "Mrs. Brown, do you know anything about a wet hen ?" Of course she replied in the negative, and Bob's face assumed a very puzzled expression. After a brief pause horrible to hia sisters Bob said: "Well, it seems to me you ought to." Pittsburgh Dispatch. Forced to Leave Iome Over sixty people were forced to leave their homes yesterday to call for a free t;rial package of Lane's Family Medicine, ir your blood is bad, your liver and kidneys out of order, if you are constipated and have headache and an unsightly complexion, don't fail to call on any druggist to-day for a free sample of this grand remedy. The ladies praise it. Every one likes it. Large size package, 50 cents. In the Good Old Times. In the reign of Francis I. of France, there was a saying : "Lever a cinq, diner a neuf, fkmper a cinq, coucher a neuf, Fait vivre d' hub uonaute et neuf which has been neatly translated as follows: RiBing at five, and dining a.t nine, Supping at five, and bedding at nine, Brings the years of a man to ninety and nir.e." The saying forms a curious commentary on the very different hours kept by our ancestors and ourselves. Stop that Cough. Many people neglect what they call a simple cough, which, if not checked in time, may lead to Lung trouble. Scott's Emulsion ofrure Cod Liver Oil, with Hypophosptdtes, will not only stop the cough but heal the lungs. Indorsed by thousands of Physicians. Palatable as milk. Try1 it Bold by ail Druggists. Cook Shure, , mum, Zulu's just af ther bitin' the lig off av the butcher bye ! Mistress Dear, dear ! How dreadfully annoying ! I do hope ho was a clean boy, Mary. It isn't so bad to be disappointed in love as in marriage.

A Unique Clnb-Hou3e. Lexington, Ga., can boast of the mos t unique club-house in. the world. The young men of that town built a log hul, which they chinked wi sh clay, making it as snug and t ght as a palace. At one end is an enormous open fireplace faeding up to a primitive chimney. The club, which embraces the best young men. has? a weekly supper. The day before "he .supper a huge wood fire is built in i:he fireplace, and the next evening "here is a bed of coals and ashes that & king might envy. The birds, fish, 'possum, and oysters are cooked in the glowing ashes, and some wonderful bits of gastronomy they turn out. Thfes is no article mac e that purity Is as Important ia as soap. Thousands, however, buy cheap, adulterated soaps to save a few cents, and lose dollars In rotted slothing. Dobbin; Electric tioap, perfectly pure, eaves dolltirs. " Why. It is a pity that somu people are not so quick with their hands as they are with their tongues. A farmer once had a very lazy helper. One day he returned from marked and caught his man sound asleep under a tree. "What !" exclaimed the farmer, "asleep when you should be at work? You ate an idle wretch, and not worthy that the sun should shine upon you!" "I know it; I know :lt, said 'she man, fitting up and yawning., "and that's i;he reason I lay down here in the shade:" Students, Teachers (male or female.) Clergymen, and others in aeed of change of employment, should :ao: fail to write to B. F. Johnson & Co., KM Main St., JUchmond, Ta. rXhe:r great success shows that they have f?ot the tnns idea4 about making money. They can show you how to employ odd hours profitably. A Diphtheria Cure. A correpondent recommends tar

smoke for a diphtheria cure. His treat-1

ment is to put a few d.rops of tar, like that used in ship-yards, on a warm stove-lid, and to require the patient to inhale and swe llow the smoke ten times a day for five minutes each time. He hasi been invariably successful in Ids experiments. Oregon, tho Farad! oT Farmers. Mild, equable diniate, curtain and abundant crops. Best fruit, grain, grass, and stock country in the world. Full iitfoimation nee. Addreia the Oregon Imraijp-&tioji Board, Portland, Oregon.

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"have you ever done aught to make the community in which you live the better for your living in it?" "I have done much," replied the other humbly, "to purify the homes of my fellowbeings." "Ah!" continued the solemn man, with a pleased look, "you distribute t:;acts?" "No, I clean carpets." '"Hello, Brown ! I hear you have a new typewriter. i she good -looking?' "G-ocd-lookiag;! Why, man, no; my wife selected her.' "Why, how did she come to select her?" "Well, you see, my , if e was a typewriter herself before I married her." "Mary, I should bo delighted had I as much hair as yon." "Well, mum. yez :an borry it anyloime yez loike." Sbhles are the higher and. better responses of nat ure to l;he emotiomof the soul.

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OTULUOK8 or ACHKS of each in lOnneaota, Hoi-U Dakota, Montana, Idaho, Washington aad Oreft sw CClin CAD Publications with Hapa deaeribtnf1 Ourlll rUn BERT Agricultural, Qrajdnc and T saber Lands now open to Settlers Srtt FrM Adcvistf

TO S10 A DAY. AGENTS WANTED!

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1.000 Brewster's Safety Rein Hoh'.WS riven away to introduce them. B" err home orner bu? from 1 to . nea nevurur.der horses' feet Sen l5o nta In stamps to ray postage and paol IntT for Nickel-Plated Sample that selb .for 65c. BrowirAfk.oHaM3r,3ll0b

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BREAKFAST. "By a thorough knowledge -f the natorai: sw which govern the operations of digeatton and r-.i itxU ticn, and by a careful application of the fine pre parties of weU-Belectid Cocoa. Mr. Eppa fcaa prot deal our breakfast tables with a delicately flavoured ba eragr which may wave its rntoiy heavy doctora! 111 It is by the judicious ne of such articles of diet 31 a conBtitution may be radvially built npuntuat oag enough to resist every tendency to diseaee, I 'm dreds of subtle mal idles are floating around na n aoy to attack wherever there is a weak point We nax escape many a fatal nhaft by keeping ourselves areO fortified with purs blood and a properly noBri oscI frame." Civil Sen ice Gazette. ... MRde simply 'uitn boiling water or muk inidl only in half rounfl tins, by Orocera, Labelled tha i: alAJUKS OTi & CO., Homoeopathic HtStoJBta Iiondon, England.

'AIMER'S MAGNETIC INHA

Polenta JTunm 19, 1

Price One JOollar,

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This Inhaler consists of a powerful MajrnetieOc Honine- h kuddIv o t mire Japanese Cnrstalaof Max.

the whole incased in Dolitdied rubber with nieln

removable caps. Hufferers are scarcely aware that Catarrh is due to the pience of microbes !u. tho mucous membrane lining the nose and throat, ikffcs one or two simple inhalations the micro cope wtU show in the catarrhal mucus dead forms of ton par aHites which, before t.h inhalations, were seen "o beall ve and active. Thy can only exist in mom brine that are below the healthy standard. It in for the wantrf the understanding of these facte thattht euro of Catarrh is made dithcixlt. For a permanent ear it is necessary not only to kill the germ but aliio to strengthen the membrane. This is accomplished by the electric force stored up in the Magnetic Ooi U being the most powerful natural tonic to the weak wed tissueis. Speakers and vocalists will nnd tbl Inhaler very beuenviul in Ktieugthening the otoe-. Forwarded by mail on receipt of the price by D. CX GALLKAK As CO.. i,7L Franklin Street. Chicago. UU CHICHESTER'S ENGLISH.

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No, 11-80

WHTCN WRITING TO ADVKKTftHtCRg please any you saw the axAvertiaeua In thf paper.

The man vi ao nan m ested l'rom three to five dollars in ;i K'ibbcr Coat, and at his first half rour s experience In a storm finds to hit sorro thai: it la hardly a botler protect on than a mosquito netting, not only feels chafrrlned at being to badly taken h , tm : also feels if lie does not look e xactly like

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TWTTTTWWTt We oner the man who wants tervtoa (not style) a garment that will keep him dry in the hardest storm. It fc called TOWEaVS FISH BRAND " SLICK KK ' a name familiar to every Cow-boy MU over the land. With tbem the only perfect Wind and Waterproof Coat is "Tower's Fish Brand kv

and takw t io other.

does not hurt the whhvuxp, send for doacrtpthec-italogtio, A.J.TowsmiO Simmons 8t

If your atorakeai

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