Bloomington Telephone, Volume 11, Number 22, Bloomington, Monroe County, 4 October 1887 — Page 3

OUR FRESH TRAVELER.

Story of Om Tys Xxpvrleaee in

Sbe Waa a woman of perhaps 85 years, and she was taking her first trip in a railway carriage. She was not, and had evidently never been, in the fashionable swim. Although, womanlike, she hai, made prodigious efforts to

blossom forth in a stunning traveling I

suit ox sieei-gray stun, we general tone of her make-up was primitive in the superlative degree. In what remote, corner of the earth she had been kept from the civilizing influences of travel was a point concerning which none of us who were passengers with her dared hazard a guess. She was as kittenish, as restless, as delighted, and as "fresh" as any caramel-consuming Yassarine of 17 going home for her first vacation. The neatly uniformed and shiny-skinned porter of our car interested her vastly. She watched that experienced tourist's movements with absorbing attention, as if making a study of the art of blase traveling, fche took a mental inventory of all articles of our personal adornment which the ladies of our party had in sight, and then for awhile fell to contemplating her own person and its adornments with Qbvious satisfaction. I A convenient panel mirror in the parlor car wte her boon of boons during the whole journey. J She wanted the loiterers at the stations in the towns and cities through which we passed to know that she was on the train, with which ambitious purpose she bounced out of her seat fit every stop, hastened to the platform and put on her most compassionate and superior look as she gazed at those suae unhappy loiterers whom hard fate had decreed must remain at home that day. She had a way of inflating and fluttering her ample drapery and nettling down into it that was suggestive of . girlhood's cheese-making days. They smiled at her, those wearied women who were used to riding on the rail, but it may be that they envied her the fine bursts of youthful feeling with which she regarded even the trivial and commonplace incidents of the trip. There certainly was sufficient variety in her movements during the first half day to mus her iellow-travelers, but after dinner (of which she ate with inspiring relish) she took another turn. With her nose flattened against the window, sthe sat for two dreadful hours and drummed a rat-tat-rataplan on the glass. An old gentleman opposite her, who had hurried down to the train that morning without his accustomed shave, was bored. There was not the smallest doubt of that. He fidgeted painfully, and now and again he plunged a visual dagger clear through the heart of his vi-a-G8f to which assaults she was exasperatingly insensible. In time the rest of us became so much concerned in the old gentleman's wxithings as to quite forget that wu too were bored by the uaeuppreesaMe Miss Fresh, and for mile on Tnile we watched those two with evergrowing wonder as to what torn the inevitable catastrophe would take. About 4 o'clock she straightened bereelf up an her seat and with pious absorption sang in a voice that Love itself must have turned from with aaro fane oiSjurgatioiir ComeHoJesna, 1 Come to Jeans, Com to Jesn Jnstoow. These lines she repeated some scores of times in the same monotonously rasping voice until at last the old gentlemen sprang tern his seat with maddening torture stamped on every feat tto and exclaicied: "Foe Ha&ven's eake, madam, ge to Jeans P Lincelm Stories. A public man, with the reputation of telling good humorous stocaes, is made to father all sorts of yarn?, good, bad and indifferent That was President Lincoln's lot He was father to so many poor stories, that many people dovbted if he was really the author of the stood ones attributed to him. Awueqg these doubters wks General Logan, and his skepticism continued, until he came into personal contact with the geniaL humorist. General Grant sent Logan from ithe 'Western Department to Washington, with dispatches to be delivered bo the President in person. Logan reacted theeapital late -on Saturday night, sad early on Sunday morning called at the White House. The servant caid it was against the nkB for any ez&e to see the President cm Sunday. (Jo upstairs and tell Mr. Lincoln

that Logan is here with, dispatches

from 'General Grant," was the answer which sent the -servant ofL fie soca caaaefeack to Iced General Logan up to the President s private offise. Mr. Lincoln twas sitting in a chair, with fioe foot en a table and his head

throws, back, while a barber efas shaving him. "Sit -down, aefl 111 talk to you in a lew minutes,9 said the Presides. The barber, hairing finished Laving, began cubbing the President9 head, and General Logan was looking at the Presidents feet, which wens badly swollen. Mr. Lincoln, seeing tb) look, said: Yes, 4bey are pnetty bad. They re mind me of a mania Sangamon County, who made bad horse trade. Hie animal was ia en awful condition, bmt the iarmer maaeged to get him home. "One of ins neighbors met him, two weeks aftcc, and asked how the eew torse wss getting on. "'Oh, lint-rate,9 ssid the farmer; 4 he's putting on flesh fast He's fat sow up to his knees.' That's my fix. 44 Since then," said General Logas, m telling the anecdote, "I have accepted ea authentic all Lincoln stories. The Hebrew In America.

dispersion has been a powerful

das to his activity, and given him

e strength that has deJied time and cirstance. The poor, footsore emigrant, greeted with scornful obloquy, has his compensation in his descendants, who belong to the aristocracy of wealth, culture and position. Will America influence its Jewish population, as undeniably it has been influenced in other lands? The American spirit is already at work, but not in Jewry only; all creeds feel the effect of American con

diiions. The foreigner arrives here with his traditional stock of usages good, bad and ' indifferent his lares and penates, from insignificant towns abroad. These soon lose their importance as he acquires wealth and an American culture. The second generation regards them with coldness; the third is almost ignorant of their meaning. The past few decades have witnessed rapid changes in American Judaism. There has been a rattling of old armor, and a good deal of ancient scaffolding has fallen to pieces. The essentials of Judaism, however, are still untouched ; upon the whole, there is a more intelligent spirh manifest than ever before. Dr. A. Isaacs.

The Rock They Split On. Now, everybody knows that a woman will never allow another woman to get the best of her in anything. She may play modesty out of politeness, but if one insists too much upon the superiority of anything belonging to her, she'll provoke bad feeling and very acrid contradictions. "I have been so ill," said a lady calling with some others at a house up town the other cbfe, "I have been very ill. - "What was the matter ? wIt was pneumonia, "Pneumonia!" said another. "I had the same thing. 99 "But mine was very serious, and I didn't know if I'd get over it." "So was mine. The doctor was quite alarmed about me." "I was hi bed three days. " "I was confined to my room four." "But you couldn't possibly have been so ill as I was." It was even worse." "It could not have been pneumonia?" 44 Yes, it was." "But my case was very aggravated' "Mine w&s most serious." "Yours could not have been the same kind, not es bad. My doctor said mine was the most dangerous case of the kind he had ever seen." "Aline told me I would surely die." "I don't believe it was pneumonia you had." . "I know it was, but yours wasn't." "I don't believe you ware sick at all." "I know you weren't. You had a cold in the head." "Well, I never." And they are strangers now. San Francisco Chronicle. Popular Customs in Wales In many parts of Wales the ladybird is considered able to decide if the weather will be fair or fouL A Welsh verse runs as follows when translated: Little speckled cow. Will there be rain or fair weather? If there'll be rain, f all down ; If fair -weather, fly away. And the lady-bird is supposed to obey the command. The Welsh mode of arranging marriage is peculiar. The lady chooses the house and takes it as if for herself. She and a friend take up their abode in it about two or three weeks before the wedding, and the bridegroom comes to all his meals with them. Beer is brewed And buns are made, and all the friends on either side are expected to buy them, so that there is a long suocdssian of visitors to the bouse. It closes by a feast given by the bride and bridegroom, called the bidding feast, acid .quite distinct from that of the weddin g. The Welsh names for flowers are often very pretty. Snowdrops are babies' bells; chrysanthemums, fare

well summer; and the Germander Speedwell of bright blue is called the "eye of Christ, London Exchange. A Yery Old Bachelor. The Buda-Pesth Tagblatt furnishes f,u account of a Hungarian of the name of Francis Nagy, who is said to be over 130 years of age, and still enjoys comparatively good health and the full use of his anental faculties. He lived a &hepbs?d's life until he joined the army in his 20th year, and in 1813 fought at the battle of Leipsac. He was taken prisoner 4y the French, but succeeded in regaining Hungary in 1815. He i ow lives xt the charity the inhabitants of hie dative place, Osotuya, on the county wof Somogy Napy does aot remember ever to nave suffered & day's illness. In his 68feh year lie gave up smoking for economical reasons. His hair and beard are yellowish white and singularly thick, aadthe still retains a few of 'his lower teeth. He eats but once a -day and lives very temperately. He was Jksver married.

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A Cup of Tea . In Asia I eotared a burfot house near the Mongolian frontier at Juakhta and1 was invited to drink tea. To have declined would have been considered highly impolite, but to ,see the 4aa served and to drink it toss no small tzial. Over rthe lire hung atarge open iran pot co&tain-

4 incr a bubbling liamU covered with

scum. In 4his was a la&e, which -our fair hostess filled and refilled and emptied beck into tihe pot. Tfcau, scraping the scum twa she took a indlef ul of the decoction, poured it into tcups, and gave us to drink. It was JUnck tea Havered with aali, and, I srpfiose, rye meal and mutton fat added, so that it will axot seem matter .of surprise if I soy that after tasting it I ha an accidaixt, upset ithe beverage, and declined a o9Cond eap. Harper Magazine. A Relatfrn of Amnmia. The discovery f a new gas is a rare and important evettt to chemkis. Such ' a? . t a

a discovery nos oeen announced in Germany by Dr. Tfceodor Curttaus, who has succeeded in preparing tha longsought hydride of nitrogen, atnirdogen, diamideor hydrazine as it is variously called. This remarkable body, which

has hitherto bafiied all attempts tut isolation, is now shown to be a gas, perfectly stable up to a very high temperature, of a peculiar odor, differing from tiz&t of ammonia, exceedingly soluble in water, and of basic properties. In composition it is nearly identical with ammonia, both be ng compounds of nitrogen and hydrogen. A laiy in Lexington, Ga., has a ball of yarn that was spun and woven during the Revolutionary war, over 100 years ago, and yet the tkre&d is stiemingly sound and wholsu

Grit Won. "He, ho, he!" cackled old Mrs. Paxton, as she took her snuff stick out of her mouth and leaued back in her chair. "He, he, he! yeou didn't know our Liz was poin' to marry Jack (iillyfish, did yeou ?w "Lordy, no!" says Mrs. Jones. I heern as how your man 'lowed that Jack was too meachin' an' hadn "t grit 'nuff to suit him nor Liz. wHe, he, lie! roared Mrs. Pax ton. "That's whar the laff comes in. The ole man did think so, but he's sorter changed his mindL Yecu see, Jack's been so blamed spoony and mushey 'round Liz, an' actiii' so like a sick calf, par didn't like it. He said as how no feller with a bit o' grit or sand in 'im would make sich a derned fool o' hisself. An1 he said as how ho was goin' to put Jack to test an' lick 'im an' shame 'im right fore Liz an' make her sick of a feller that hadn't no grit

in im.

"So las' night, when Jack and Ldz was spoonin' 'round on the kit chin g door steps, par he steps up an' rolls up his sleeves an' he se, sez he: " 'Lookee here, Jack; onless I'm mighty mistaken, yeou ain't the sort of chap I wants fer a son-in-law, nor one Liz wants fer a man. But I kinder like yeou, Jack, an Til give you a fairer show 'n I would most alfy one else; so if you kin lick me with me holdin' one hand ahind my back yeou kin go on with your sparkin', but if yeou cayn:t, blamed if I don't ifcrouuce. yeou good with one hand an' boot yeou off 'n the place int o the bargain. Shan't I, Liz?' "Well, Liz she kinder snickered into her apron an' sez: " 'Yes, yeou kin, pa Jack ho got as red as fire, an' I thought he'd light out for the woods., but stid o' that he sez to Liz, sez he, 'Shell I i ry him one, Liz?' an' Lis; she sez, sez she, Titch in, Jack; I'll hold jer hat "Well, par stood a-grinnin1 when Jack give a jump an' yell en' I'm blamed if he didn't knoqk 'par u rod at the first lick, an' he hadn't hardly crawled to his feet when Jack gave 'im another crack that sent 'im flat inter a big tub o rainwater kerswash. Then Jack grabbed him by the heels an' jerked him "to his feet an' flapped his jaws 'till Liz an' me nearly died alaffin, an' we jest come nigh eplittin' cur sides, when Jack tripped up par the neatest yeou ever see in your life, an' grabbed 'im by the heels an' drug 'im t) ree times round the house, and then flung him over a ten-rail fence in to a hog waller. Lordy I how L:lz an me did laff I "Then Jack he comes an' sets down to sparkin' Liz as kam an' as cool as a cowcumber, an' bimeby par he crawls out an' sneaks 'round back 'o the house an' sticks his head 'round a corner an' sez kind o' feeble like, sez he: " 'Yeou kin hev her, Jack.' "Blamed if it wa n't nuff to make a dog laff, Tid-Bits Good as Wheat. "Did you see Time & Tide about that account?" Yes, sir." " Did you tell them we couldn't and wouldn't wait a day longer about it?" "Yes, sk.n "Who did you see and what did they say?" "Oh, it's all right, it's all right I saw Mr. Time-" Did he say Im would pay it?" u Yes, sir; he -didn't question the bill at all; he was perfectly satisfied, and said right away that they wor ld pay it" wH'm; I was Afraid they'd ki ck like steers. When will he pay, did he say?" Collector leeks through his mnioxandum book carefully : "I've got it down here somowiere; oh, yes, here it is ; when he 4 goes a mighty good ajeady.' "Burdette. A. Swindled Millionaire. Mr. Moneybags (who has recently .acquired a fortune) It's ashamoand a disgrace the way everybody ccaspires tto rob a rich man. Friend What's the matter now'? "Well, you see, I had a little jarty at my mansion last night" wSo I saw by the papers." "And to amuse my guests 1 ordered some music' "Yes, I heard you ordered t quartette." "Just so; ;and darn my buttons i! four singer didnft crowd into 4he room

and sing, and I. had to pay au four of

them, and, aund you, I only -ordered one solitary quartette. That's Ahe way I'm swindled every day of my life, and I'm tired of it.'" Texas Sifting. Blew Through His Whiskers, In reading- "Allan Quaternwun I noticed something that appears to have been overloolusd by critics in general. In the story it states that as t&a p.irty drifted down ithe aubterraneun .passage and can&e .nearer the "lioso of fire," the air became hotter and hotter till finally wercitrae them, charred the &oat, and eingid the feathers of the swan they h&d killed. If it was hot enough t; siege swan feathers, under wibat miraculeuurpower was Good's whiskers spared .not to mention the tempec being taken outef Umslopogaa's axe? $Tew; York World. Onk (grape viae of He Mission variety in ,8anta Barbara County, CW. two yeans; aero prodiuced four tomi of

jrrapea. It covers au arbor 1D0 .feet

square, end the trmik is five feet ten

laches in oircumiereniae at ihe butt. It

is said to ifce the largest irape vine in

una world, fttUsry After Hating Is avoided liy djwpepticH wbo, guidei by the re cot4ed expert wee of theu:iuS4, begin und uyateme tic ally pnvave a court of Hostetter's Btom&ch Bittow. ersistene in the twe of ;his pure etid Uglify .accredited riowaobi;, ie the sol ftd a(,'reefl.bie condition rf tho mtire removal tf the obtfttaafte forma of dyspepsia, uo less tntm e. temporary fit of indigestion. Ia connection with the 4Bof this specific, it is desirable to f:void articles of food which trdividua! eijiorieuce has sbovm to be difScuUi of digestion, hv thti Btomncir sounht to I.a h An 0 fit

ted. Each dyspeptic's rasf observation of hia digestivo cajwjity should mabte him to be big own guide jynd mentor in Uxia particular. :iot trusting to aa yet of dictiftie nues too general to bj suited tti particular oaes. BilJoum 9sa and constipation, heartburn, vijnd upon the stomach, sour erj,4ationB, ht-ad&ehe and wun tul desndencyj ar wniong the eoi'coinitants of dyepifliifc, aiyj y$ i-ut it fa ii;cht by lb BittejA.

A Bloodj Affraj T often the reHiilt of "bad blood" in a familr

! or community, but nowhere is bad blood more

aoBtrueiiVG or nh.ppmea8ana neaiui tuan ta tho human eyatom. When the life current ia foul and sluggish vtith impurities, and is slowly distributing ife poisona to every part of the body, the peril to health, and life even. 1b imminent Early symptoms are dull and droway feelings, severe headaches, coated tongue, poor appetite, indigestion and general liiflHituda Delay in treatment may eutail the iiiotit serious consequencftR. Dou't let d ees.He get a strong hold on your constitution, bvt treat yourself by UBing Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery, and be restored to the bleaainga of healtii. AU druggists. When a woman wishes to make &rR eoap Bho never gets mad because her neig hbor gives her the lye, T&vaa Sifiinga. Jenks' Dream, Jenks hud a queer dream the otltor night Be thought he saw a prize-fighter1 ring, aad in tho middle of it stood a doughty little champion who mat and deliberately knocks i over, ono by one, a score or more of big, burly looking feliows, as thay advanced to the ivttack. Gianti &s they were in size, the valiant pigmy proved more than a match for thenru It was all so funny that Jenks woke up laughing. He accounts for tho dream by the fi.ct that ho had just come to ths conclusion, after trying nearly every big, drw tic pill on the market, thai; Pierce's tiny Purgative pellots easily "knock out" and beat all the rest hollow! "She is a woman, therefore may Sheba wooed," as Solomon remarked when he first saw that noted queen. Texas Siftings. If Sufferers from Consumption, Scrofula, Bronchitis, and General Debility will try Scolds Emulsion of Cod Liver Oil with Hypophosphitos, they will find immediate relief and permanent bonelit The Medical Profession universally declare it a remedy of t'ae greatest value and very palatable. Head: 1 have used Hcott's Emulsion iu several caeea of Scrofula and Debility in Children. Kesutts most gratifying. My litt.e patients take it with pleasure." W. A. Hulszbt, M.D,, fcJalabury, UL Is death's door opened with a skeleton key? HAEYEST EXCURSIONS.

Some

The Corn Palace at Sioux City.

AKK YOU GOIW WEST? This Question applies to everybody.

will say y while others will answer, "Not if we know ourselves; no West in oura." Well,

'perhaps not But time works wonders, aad

no one knows what a day may bring lorai; therefore those who have no idea of going Wesi just at present should keep posted a little, for there is no telling how soon the Western fever' may strike tUem, and if it does their departure "will be as Buddon as that o:' a bank cashier who has got on the wrong side of the wheat market fco we say keep posted just a little, and particularly as to the best and safest r$ii over which to make a Western trip. From Chicago there' are numerous wcllequinoed raiiwava that branch out to nea rly

rfevery section of tho great West, none of whinh & fa mrrn nrnminflrit. thuri thft fhit'ft TCt.

Milwaukee aud Bt Paul For years this re ad baa been noted for its enterprise in improving itstraia service and iU efforts to provide comfort, convenience, and safety for the traveli ng public. This is a fact which is appreciated by those who axe oblige d to spend much of their time in a passenger coach or a sleepingcar. It is a pleasure to travel on any division of the Chicago, Milwaukee and bt Paul, for a more courteous and o bliging corps of conductors and subordinates cannot be fot.nd than is in charge of the numerous trams of this popular radway syslem. Trains are leaving (Chicago over this line for different points inthj West almost hourly. One of the new and popular trains recently added to its service is that which leaves Chicago every day at 7:30 p. m. wid arrives at St Paul the next morning at :30 o'clock, find at Minneapolis only thirty-live minutes later. This train is known as the 44 business man's favorite," because he can leave Chicago after business hours and arrive in 13t Paul the next morning before business begins. Another very popular 'train upon this road is the Sioux City short line. Leaving Chicago at noon daily, passengers arrive in Sioux City shortly after 9 o'clock the next morning, making close connections with trains for Northern and Southern Dakota. Elegant dining cars are run upon this train, upon which dinner, snppe r, and breakfast are served iu a style that traveling men say is ahead of any other roacl. Tho Chicago, Milwaukee and St Paul Riilway offers superior advantages to all who contemplate a Western trip. Its various lines traverse Northern Illinois, Wisconsin, Minnesota, Iowa, and Dakota to a greater extent than any other road. IM equipment is fii-at-olaas in every respect, and travelers who patronize it speak in the highest terms of it Parties who propose to attend the great ""Corn Palace" festivities, which are to be held at Sioux City, Iowa, from October 3 to October I, inclusive, should not fail to buy their tickets over the Chicago, Milwaukee aad St Pa.ul The next Harvest Excursion over this favorite road will leave Chicago October 11. Ticketa for this excursion will be sold at half rates to points in Minnesota, Dakota, and Northern Iowa. For further particulars address A. V. H. Carpenter,. General Passenger Agent, Milwaukee, Wis., or F. A. Miller, Assistant General Passenger Agent, 63 CLirk atreet, Chicago, IiL The el&n P Lovell Arise Oe, It ia of the utmost importance that parties who are in want of a good G'un, Eitie or ;&eYoiver, or, in fact anything in the sporting goods line, should patronize a reliable dea.ler m these goods, whoe reputation for honestly dealing with their patrons ia established. Such is the reputation that has b3eu onjoyed by the John P, Lovell Arms Co., of It os ton, M&sa., for the last forty-seven yea.rs. The business of this well-known house was established in 1840, by Mr. John P. Lovali, who is now the honored Presidentof the company. Their reputation for honest dealing with their patrons is not limited to this country aloue, but is world-wide, as they hi.ve customers in every portion of the habitable globe It is a pleasure tc purchase goods from this well-known firm, for the purchaser is assured that when he receives his goods that they will be found to bo exactly as represented in their ex tensivo catalogues, which they issue for the convenience of customers who reside at a distance, and who cannot pay them a visit to muke a personal selection. The John P. Lovell Arms Co. are exnsive manufacturers of Guns, Revolvers, Holler Skates, Police Goods, Air Itiftea, etc., etc., which explains why their prices aresonu?h lower than those of their competitors, who have to depend on other manufacturers for tbeir goods. It is an interesting eight to visit the extensive wareirooms of this tirm, wher are stored thousands of tho most celebrated makes of &2ot Gun?, It. Acs, etc., eta The buiJdiug itseLMs an imposing structure, situated in the most historic part of old Boston, and facing Faneuil Hall and the statue of ttamuel Adams. Special attention is called to an advertisement now in our columns of a Colt Repeatoigliifle, whicJi the Lowell Arms Company are offering for 911.00. This, as they state, is ihe jgreatest bargain we have ever seen in this irne. Being manufactured by the celebrated

jck Jtevoiver concern or mrtrora, cona, is a sufficient guarantee that the liifle ia exactly what ia claimed for it &o one who is interested in sporting goods of xny description should fail to secure a copy of the catalogue issued by this Jirm. It conflicts of 100 pages, and is mailed free of charge to any address on receipt of b cents in stampa It is lull of important information of interest to the aportsman. Harvest Excursion, The Great Reck Island Koute (CI, R. I. A

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further information, aldress E. A. Hoi brook, General Ticket and Shiaasngor Agent, Chicago,

1U 35c. buys a pair of Lyon's Patent Heel Etiffenexs, which makes a boot or hoe last twice as UiOg. It a courti disturbs your sleep, fuke Piso'i Cure fer Uuisuuipt.'o!; uu i rest welt

A Woman's Sweet Will. She ! prematurely deprived of her charms of face and form, and made unattractive by the wasting effects of ailments and irregularit ie peculiar to her s -ax. To check tliis drain upon not only her strength and health, but upon her amiable qualities as well, is her first duty. This is safely and speedily accomplished by a course of self-treatment with Dr. Tierce's Favorite Prescription, ft nervine and tonic of wonderful efficacy, and prepared especially for the alleviation of those suffering from Kdragg;ing-t.own'' pains, sensations of nausea, and weakness incident to women a boon to her sex. Druggists. The tobogganists are naturally interested in the question of coast defenses. The Frazer ArJe Grease 'is the very best A trial will prova we are right

Tired AH Over la thoexprcMJon a lady used in describic? her condition before ualnjf Hood's Sartaparllla. 1 his preparation ia wonderfully adapted for weakened or low state of the system, Zt quickly tones the lfolc body, gives purity and vitality to the blood, and clears aud freihens tho mind. T&ko it no if you feel "tired all over. Tteliiig languid and iiAy, havinr no appetite and no ambition to work. I tcok Hood's Sarsaparilla, itb the beat result. A$ a health inviorator vad medicine for general debiUtr I think it auperior to anytk-ng else." A. A. IUkkk, Albany Street, Utica, N. Y. Hood's Sarsaparilla Sold by all drugglits. $ ; rlx for 3. Prepared only by C. I. HOOD & CO., Lowell. Mass. IOO Doses One Dollar. flPllikl Habit Cured turwir7bft.r.,py7 U I IU JTI Prot 4., X. BAUTOHv tkth WrJ, Cl-iaUaatt, 0

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I found it c tpecific for Hay Fecer. For tin years I have been a great mfierer from Au ffiut 9th till frost. Ely's Cream Balm is tlxe only preventive I have ever fointd. Hat Fever sufferers should, know of its efficacy. Frank B. AittSivortJi, Pub'.islier, Indianapolis, hid. Ap;-)ly Balm into each nostril. -

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$500!B Is offered by the vc mntMtm ere of lr, Safl;e CAanl Hciuedy, for n c4e 41 Ohrc Dic Nasal Ciitanil they cannot cure.

hoavy Inadnche, ottatructloa of- tha passaaros. discharcrea falUnor fi.out tto

niio me to roue, sometimes proiuse wimaTw and acrid. At others, thick, tenacious lasoODSV purulent, bloody and putrid; tb efea Mt wenk, wntery, and nilamcKl ; thorc la rbsffeaV In t;he ears, deafness, hacking; or ougatDjr t clear tho throaii expectoration of offeiaatasj

matter, tORethcr with scabs fr)nt aicers; voico is changed and has a natttii twang ; breath ie offensive; 6inU and taito ara

paired ; there ia a sensation of dicritaess mental (depression, a hacking: catch aa4

erai debi :ity. Only a few or th i nt ore -u symptonjs are likely to be pretert In iin; eos Tliousands of easeti anruid.y. wl

manifesting hnlf of tho oove s) n if to ma,

suit: m consumptHrn, ana cna m use tv No disease ia so common, more decent! rfr

darg-eroite, or leiw understood l y p lystwtaa. liy its iniid, soothing-, and hea mg prnjirrrisji Dp. Safrce Cntirrh Hemedy cim the woafl csof Catnrrh. "cold in the Iftesjtwat Coryxa, and Catarrhal H c1 acta Sjid by drui6t everywhere j (0 ceajtiV "UtLtoId Afcot y from 5atUTla; Prof. W. IIausnkb, the famonti an nn iiiHa of Ithcca N. I'., writes; "Soma tea ymiaM I s iffcitKl untold jurony from ctutnie ntaal

catarrh. My iamily physioiaa jrav4 me "up

incuruol?. ana scia i mufC aie. My cam

such a tnd one. that every oay, toirarda

set, my voice would become so luxme I

barely steak above a whlgper. ..a tten orntnfr my coughing and clearing of xny ttroat wooU aln ost strangle me. Uy the ueeoi Dr. BaffsW Catarrh Kemedy, in three montbs. Y waa a WC man, and the euro has been peri nat eat "Coua tantly lilatirkiiia; and JiItiiaaj

Thomas J. Rc;;HiNOt Ii$q tecs Jlne 8 rxtuLk Mo., at rite;: "I was c. mut anf

fro li cainii-h for three Tears. A t titacs I doa

hardly breathe, iJid was constant y htmkt and spitting and for tho lost eitrfat )veca& could not breathe thr&uprh tie aostribk X thought nothing could be done for tne. JjmtM ilv, 1 advietd to try Dr. iajpa (.taim Iternedy. and I am now a well man. I ttbers

it to be :he only i;ure remedy ft citarrt.

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manufa!!tured, and one has only to ahtt m aa

fair tHa to experience fifitouAdinir reauHa)

a permanent euro." Three Bottles Care CttBiralu Vx TlnnnTva. Rtrnmn P. Ol ColutnlAa

pt.. ivr: Mv daughter had camrrb wl

she wai five years old- very bally, I saw Xfcw

Sage's .atarrh Iternedy advertiseci and pr cured a bottlo f o. her, and soon saw that m

helped aer; a tain, batue enuctea a pei nent cure. She is now eighteen, yetus d

sound fiml heart "

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a mR c ure van INDIGESTION and DlSPEPSfA. Over 5,000 Physicians have sent at their approval of D1GESTYLTN, sa t inj? that it is tfce best p;parauoa for Indigestion that they have ever used. We have r ever heard of a case of Dyspepsia where D1G2STYI.2N wiiii taken tt at was pot cured. FOR CHOLERA INFANTUM. IT WILL CURE THE MOST AG OKA VAT R X OA5ES. IX WILL STOP VOVCITINO IS PREAiXANCY. IT WILL REIjIEVK CONSTIPATION. For Summer Complaint and Chronic Diarrhea, which are tbedftect reMuUaof im(erCet diKesUoDi 3l(iESTYL:N will :ffcct an iiumeaptte euro. Taite DIGKSTYJ.1X for Ul patau and diriorders of the Htomacli; they all roi ie trom imlUesHon. A.sk your dructrlst for DIGESTYLIN (price $1 jer lsre boUJe). If he does not hare it, aatid one doila" to ha and we will send n bottlo to you.expresH prepaid. Do not hesitate to send ycur inonoy. Our house ia reliable. Et(tablU!ied twerty-flve year. WM, F, KIDDER & CO., Mamifueturlnir Climiam. H3 John Sr.. N. Y. MENTION THIS PAPER wsm wkitja n aovbktiism.

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c the diacowry this int-thoj vff britijEi Ictten from grateful pcrvuni IHA'11 ft tO., Kvvtik, !M. 1., I.a. A.

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the Sc-lcntUt. Houm. W. W Aitor. Judah 1'. BdJ Dr. Miiu: C&bot VX Columbia biw K'1

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Ojm Agent (Merchant only' waTitrd inTery town for

It is the unanimous opinion of my customers that your Tawnira Punch" ia tt e best 5c cigar they have ever smoked. Many cluim that it is aa good aa the majority ot those at loc. John A. DrD, Druggist, atilwaubee, Wis. Address K. W. TAN SI LI, t CO., Chicago,

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Heart l)hKejine, Impure JUood,

Kidney IKeane, Torpid Itvr.

Unbi.taai Ctinstmation Ktc. A new principle, a now

A full i ivm Rni nnit""i?Ti3T

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The mary testimonials received by mm mors tW prov a!' we claim for this valuable remalrTll not only relieves tho most aevers pains, iX If Cnrss You- That's tHia Bw ! gr"rffeMear tismwaBj

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Jnst men a lir o as tb ey enjoy Who ii sa tlie tixQiUx's BUe Beam.

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