Bloomington Telephone, Volume 11, Number 21, Bloomington, Monroe County, 23 September 1887 — Page 3

AH OLD SAILOR SPIHS A YARN.

Experiences with Snake, AEJffatora, Sharks, and 61h" Iurina; the "Wan." "Did you haye any experience with snakes, alligators, or sharks while on the blockading service during the war ? asked a reporter of an old sailor. "Oh, yes,0 replied the sailor; "no one can De long on the Southern coast, even in these days, without seeing queer things. One clear and pleasant day while our ship, the Port Royal, was lying off Apalachicola, Fla., in April, 1863, some twenty of u& sailors went fishing with a seine. We had fine luck, and caught a fine mess of fish. Among the number were some alligator gars, which the natives told us were unfit to eat, so we donated then to the turkey buzzards. During one haul of the seine we trapped a large fisi, which was at first thought to be a 'Jew fish but we discovered on drawing the net nearer to the beach that it was a veritable shark, and a very large one at that. By hard tugging we succeeded in getting the monster ashore, but it 'raised the deuce' with the seine, tear ing it badly. The shark being the enemy of all sailors, a drumhead court martial was instantly held, and every individual present was order 3d to wreak vengeance on the prisoner in his own way. Sheath knives were drawn, the beat hooks were brought forth, and into the sides and eyes of the terror of the deep went the cold steel of the tars, with' such expressions as, 'There, old kill-sailor, how do you fancy that? When into the ribs of the shark went a knife it made a semicircle with its tail that would have broken human legs like pipestems had it come in contact with them. One man jammed a boathook in its eye with the remark: I say, old chaw mouth, what is your opinion of sailors on land ? Rather hard chaps, are they not?9 Another poked a knife into the other eye of the shark with the expression : 'Johnny, I reckon your palate will not taste any more of Uncle Abe's temperance and corn-fed tars.' One old son of Neptune docked off the shark's tail, and a stream of blood as large as my little finger ebbed away, and so did the vitality of the man eater. The head was then cut off and the backbone cut out to take to the ship as trophies. A cane was subsequently made from the backbone and presented to President Lincoln. The shark measured ten feet in

length, A few days afterward the same party went fishing again, and we discovered an alligator, about eight feet in length, which had crawled up on the beach for sundry reasons, just in the place where we wanted to go ashore with the seine. One of the party approached the alligator with a boat hook. It took to the water, but once in that element, when a thrust was made at it with a boat hook, it showed fight. The sailor with the boat hook took safety in flight. This retrograde action on his part alarmed those who were drawing the seine and they dropped the net and took to the boat, and it was not until the alligator's head was seen farther down the beach before they would volunteer to go overboard again. The next time we drew the seine a shark came close to the men holding the lower end, and all were again driven into the boat, and the sport was given up for that day. On a Sunday afternoon, shortly after the fishing adventure, some of our men took a run on shore. They went in bathing, and were chased out of the water by a monster shark. The old man-eating rascal came near having a taste of one of them. It turned on its back to make the strike, but 'Jack' succeeded in getting out of reach. The party then stayed on the land and spent the rest of the time killing snakes, among which was a large tattler.' One warm day myself and a companion went on shore to pick blackberries. After a severe fight with mosquitoes and other insects we managed to fill our pails. As we were talking of returning we heard a humming sound, and on looking for the cause I saw a rattlesnake near a bush and in close proximity to my comrade's heeL It had a sort of a don't-tread-on-me air that we did not like at all, and we left that locality instantly. In June, 1863, we had some fine sport in killing green turtles and captured one weighing 350 pounds. In H were 200 eggs. We had turtle soup, turtle steaks and turtle in all shapes, and feasted to such a degree that for over a month we did not want to hear the word 'turtle' mentioned. Kingston Fr&?mav Karaes ht Southern Negroes. A Yankee friend of mine in speaking of the Limekiln Club says: "It is in irritable, only that the names of the members are so exaggerated n When I wrote her a list of the queer names that have become so familiar to me from much hearing she declared that she would retract her opinion of the liimekiln names being exaggerated. The negroes generally take their names either from their surroundings or obtain them from the white people, often mixing up names in the most inxsongru eus style. Lily is the favorite name lor the blackest pickaninny among them. Our old washerwoman named her only child Mary Handy Selina Pleasant Delightful. A bow-legged young descendant of Ham rejoices in the name of Bhadrach Meshach Abednego though he is generally known as Shad. A fond young mother could not decide what to call her first son, so in her dilemma applied to a young lady, who told her to call him Willipus Wallapus. The name tickled her fancy, and now Willipus Wallapus is added to the list. This same negro has since become the mother of a daughter, and in speaking of her a few days since says: "I ain't sot on no name for her yit, but I'll either call her Queen Victoria or Mrs. Cleveland. She also has a stepson, an overgrown fellow of 17 or 18, who bears the sweet name of Rosebud Tabb. But perhaps the most ridiculous names are found in those of the children of a half-witted negro near this place. There are three of them, named respectively Heaven, Hell, and Moses Smote the Water. A party of picknickers were very much startled in passing her house one day to hear the following command: -"Look hyar, Heaven, you niggah, yon go down to Hell and git dat ar dipper wot dey got down dere." It was only after a thorough investigation

that she ootid be understood. Alabama Correspondence Detroit Free Press. How o Paper a Boom. The following suggestions are given in the Stoecman for the benefit of those who desire to do their own papering. Prer using that the old paper, if there is any, should be entirely removed from tlie walls, for sanitary reasons, it says : The old paper can easily be removed by taking a ctmmon whitewash brush and a bucket f water. Wash the wall all over, and :he paper can be torn off and the wali made perfectly clean

again; if this is not done there will be ridges wherever the paper is left on, that will show badly with your new paper, especially if it is a light ground. Care and discretion should be taken in selecting paper for the places they are intended 1 o be put. Light bedrooms with wt ite hangings have a chilly aspect, which should be avoided ; also dark ground papers will give rooms that are not fully lighted a somber effect which is depressing. For whatever part of the house it U intended, :it sliould give it that cheerful and homelike appearance bearing evidence of the taste of the occupants. Having your old paper removed and your new selected, you are ready to begin papering. Take a roll of paper, and having trimmed the right side of it, hold it u to the wall, arranging it so that the pattern will show evenly at both top and bottom, and then cut off a length, and use this length as a guide, and mt.tch all the rest of it. In cutting the langths be careful to have them cut perf ectly square across, or it will Iook badly where it meets the wash board. You now have your paper trimmed and cut ready to apply. Have ready a whitewash brush, a table or board long enough to tal e the whole piece in one length, and the stepl adder on which you can stanc. and reach the top of the wall. Make a paste of wheat flour, quite thin, not thicker than molasses, and as smooth as possible. Apply the paste to the piece of paper, being very particular to have it touch the edges,

the top and bottom well. Take the

piece by the top, raise it off the table,

and support : t with one arm, and put it up to the wall, keeping it entirely

clear of the wall until you fasten the

head of the sheet, and see that it hangs

s quare. Han;? it properly at first, an d

taen follow it down from the top, rul bing across : t with a clean cloth, ho there will be no wrinkles whatever in it Apply tho next piece in the same way, being careful to match the figures so as not to have a white seam showin g between the pattern. It is best to cut the paper lengthwise when you reach a corner, matching the figures, of course. If you do not wish to take from the height of the room do not put bordering on the bottom of the wall. Begin papering in the least showy corner, at tho side of mantel or some place not much seen, so when finished if it does not exactly match it will be little seen. This is all there is to be observed in hanging paper, and there is nothing that any one caniiot do with a little patience and practice. Instead of cutting lengths so that they will just reach the sur base, it is much better to cut them a little longer than necessary; then, after putting on

the paste, turn the lower end over

eighteen or twenty inches, so that when laid against the wall it will not stick at the bottom till the upper part is properly hung. When that is accomplished, run the turn-up part down, mark it along the top of the surbase with the shears, and out it off at the marked line. By this method inequality in the height of the room, or in the baseboard, is allowed lor, and the paper always fits neatly along the baseboard. A very pretty effect is produced by using roll paper for a border, instead of regular bordering. If too wide for the height of the room it may be cut in two, or, if the figure admits of it, in three strips, finishing where the two papers join with narrow edging. This

w a little old-tasmoned, but if the paper harmonizes with that on the walls, it gives a very pleasing effect, and is much cheaper than an equally handsome border. American Cultivator.

Hanging Kuloft I never saw but one man hanged,9 remarked Dr. John Thompson to a tourist, recently, "but that one illustrated the force of habit even in the agonies of death. Of course you remember the murderer RuloflT, who was hanged at Binghamton some twelve or fourteen years ago. I was one of the physicians who attended the execution. Huloff was a man who believed in nothing. When he marched out for execution preceded by the Chief ol Police of Binghamton and followed by the Sheriff and his deputies, he wore oldfashioned trousers, "with pockets in the outside seams. His elbows were not so pinioned but that he could thrust his hands in his pockets, and he had them in as he stood with the noose about his neck listening to the reading of the death warrant and the last words that were fvaid with the indifference of a stoic In fact, his hands were still in his pockets when the drop fell, but the sudden jerk wrenched one of them out. I noticed as I stood waiting for the swaying of the limp body to cease that twice a strong effort was made by his hand to thrust itself back into his pocket. The second attempt was partially successful, and literally liuloff died with his hands in his pockets. I was informed that it was his habitual custom to walk and think with his hands in his trousers pockets. " Albany Journal.

Fbom statistics collected iu parts of the G erman Empire, G. Hellmann finds that the danger from lightning, though generally increasing, is diminishing in certain districts, tho risk becoming less the more closely houses are clustered. The char ac tar of the soil, has great influence. Letting oue represent the danger from lightning on calcareous ground, two will give it upon marly, nine upon Handy, and twenty-two upon clayey soil. It is a curious fact, not yet explained, that oak is struck much more frequently than other trees, so that, if the danger for beeches be one, that for pines is fifteen and for oaks fiftyfour.

Each for Himself. Two women met in a street car, and exchanged "Good-day!" and "Howare you?" "Indeed, I've had the toothache since Monday, n "That's bad. I've got the lumbago pains in my back and " "It's not the teeth alone that bother me, but when I get home there's my John down with the measles, and not an hour's sleep do I have; ar.d Jane

"My man broke his leg last June, and

vue pains iive huh iu uaiu, uu "Jane, as I was say in', has tho new eraligy that bad that -

"It's that that ails him, too. The

doctor Bars "

So the chorus went on, each postur

ing and exhibiting her own griefs and little miseries quite regardless that the

other did not hear a word of her com

plaints. A gentleman who had bean amused at the duet of groans left the car and entered a house in which a brilliant woman of society wa3 holding a reception. After he had paid his respects to his hostess, he stood apart listening to the scraps of conversation that floated past him. An artist and journalist stood near him. "Have you seen the Tadema at the exhibition V said the first. "Yes; we gave it a half-column notice." "To my mind, tho drawing m defective. There are artists at home with small reputation who would not err in the foreshortening of an arm, as " The editor permitted him to finish the sentence, and instantly continued: "That was noted in our article. We have a first-rate man as art critic now. Did you read our resume of the progress of Southern manufactures today?" "Oh, Mr. S V cried a young married lady, as she approached the artist. "Will you come in and look at our new library? I want your decision about the color of the draperies. " Two middle-aged matrons were near the group. "My son is at home now with his wife," said one. "From Colorado, you know. Two lovely children; the baby

is teething, and its mother

"Our carpet being maroon

"The leader in our morning's issue "

I painted a landscape-

The silent observer laughed to himself. He understood now why society, among hucksters or eiuoatod people, was often so lifeless and dull. Each person was occupied solely with his own affairs, and took no interest in those of his neighbors. "Now, I,w he thought, "take an interest in alL" And he went home end talked to his wife for half an hour of his own skill in reading human nature) Youth 8 Companion. Very Sociable. "The people of New York are not very sociable, are they?" said a Western man addressing iin acquaintance who lived in the East "Well, I don't know but they are, although they may be a little peculiar in that respect. For several years I had my office in a very large building on Broadway. One day a fellow came in and asked if my nume was J. W. MoFiddleton. I told him it was, and then, after a few moments1 silence, he said: 'My office is just aero an the

hall, and ever since I saw your sign

several years ago, I have been intend

ing to drop in and see you. I am your brother, you know, and well, how are you getting along, anyway V Yes," continued the Eastern man, "they are a trifle peculiar, but after you get in

with them you find them very so

ciable." Arkansaw Iraveler.

Trying to Get a Hearing, A Detroiter with an office up four

pair of stairs on Griswold street was

inquired after by a lady yesterday at the elevator, and the boy asked : 44 Are you a book agent, madam I

uNo, sir 1 "Come about some charity?" "No, sir! "Want his influence ia temperance or politics?" "No, sir!" "He is very particular whom he sees, madam. Will you give me your name?" "I am his wife, sir." "O-h-h! you are! Well, please wait here until I go up and ask him if he will see you. Take a chair, madam, and I will do my best to bring about an interview." Detroit Free Prexs. A Great Nation. Mrs. Readyfurnished I tell you, Mr. De Poykins, there is not a bedbug in my house, and you are a mean, mean thing to say that they've been biting you; it's all your imagination. Mr. De Poykins (scratching himself reflectively) I say Mrs. Keadyfurnished, what is the greatest nation in the world? Mrs. Headyfurnished (sullenly) I don't know, and I don't care. Mr. De Poykins (putting on his hat) Imagination. Washington Critic. A Conductor's Fate. The conductor of a Dakota express train was fined $50 at Waiertown for keeping his train just behind a funeral procession which was go ng in the name direction, and puffing and snorting along and scaring the horses. Then the company discharged him for running faster than schedule time, and so the poor conductor had a hard time of it all around. Dakota Bell It is generally supposed that pneumonia is due to the accidental penetration of specific microbes into the system, but the observations of M. Jaccoud,

a French student of the subject, show that the disease really results from tho development under favorable conditions of microbic germs permanently present in the system. A chief condition of such development is. a. sudden drill, which ex plains the frequent coincidence of lung affections with abrupt changes of temperature The first regular census under the Constitution of the United fttatoa was taken in 1790-91, and it credited the Union with a population of 3,921,826 persons.

The Afghan Ameer Abdurrahman in the first part of his career was a soldier; when he wais raised to the Ameership he became a bureaucrat, a new role for an Afghan ruler, and one not likely to be popular. Each day with him has its appointed work. Two days a week are devoted to his correspondence Monday for that with the upper country (Herat, Candahar, etc.), Thursday for that with the lower country (Cabul, Pershawur, and India). On Tuesday he holds his military durbar and receives the officers of the garrison, all of whom dine with him. It is also the day of private reception, or Diwan - i - Hass. Ou Wednesday and Saturday ho admin inters justice and admits the public to his presence even to the last beggar. This is called the Diwan-i-Am. Friday is treated as Sunday is in London al l the bazars, shops, and the palace itself are closed, the mosques alone remaining open. Sunday is devoted to the Ameer's private affairs. The two most important days are those of the Diwan-i-Am, for the Ameer is above all a 'dispenser of justice. He dispenses it with his hand on the hilt of his &word. Highway robbers are brought before him and he hears the charge. Then says one of two things "Eekoushld, " and they cut their throats, or "Gagara kounid," and they lead thorn off to bo hanged. If an article is lost on the road no one is allowed to pick it up. If anyone does so his hand is cut off. The Amoer has only one wife, Bibi Maliki, or the Queen, but he has 101 concubines, called kaniz. By the Queen he has no children (they died), but he has five by four of the kaniz. The eldest, Habibullah, is 16 years of age, and in default of a legitimate success or is the heir apparent. He was recently married to the daughter of Mahomed Ameen, Brigadier of Cabul, an officer, despite his high title, possessing no authority. The Ameer is writing his memoirs, beginning with his 9th year, and ho is now 42. They will be full of interest if the tihilzais will only allow him to finish them. Letter to Paris Journal des Debats.

Don't Laugh at Ztieavous Peoiile. Their sufferings ore very real, although you, with your vigorous physique and strong nerves, can scarcely believe it. Itnther auggeat the use of Hostetter's Stomach Bitters, which, in removing every trace of dyspepsia, and regulating the liver and bowels, strikes at ami extirpates the most prolific- cause of chronic- nervous trouble. That nerre-fch&ttering dincase, fever and ague, is among the formidable ailments, to the removal of which thin genial remedy is specially ad apted. Nervous prostration, resulting from prolonged mental or physical effort, is also a state of the system where the intervention of this tonic is very desirable, mora particularly as its use is to quiet audi relax th3 tension of overwrought nerves. The Bitters are invaluable in rheumatism, neuralgia, and kidney troubles. Employ no su Institute for it. Too Honest. Hnmph !" he prowled, as he untied a small package he had received by express. "What is it?" "It's my old fifteen-cent jack-knife, I lent it to a Chicago drummer the other day to sharpen a pencil and he carried it oft" "But he was honest enough to return it ' Yes, confound him, but he sent it O. O. D. and it cost me twenty-five cents." Detroit Free Press.

The Cutest Little Things "Out! he echoed. "Well, I don't know as the adjective would have occurred yx me in jufet that connection. But if you noan that thoy do their work thoroughly, yet make no fuss about it ; cause no pain or weaknes: and, in short, are everything that a pill omjh to he, and nothing that it ought not, then I agree that Pierce's Pleasant Purgative Pallets ant about the cutest little things going I B TiPPiiBB's motto "Don't give up tho ip. "Consumption Can Be Cured." Dr. J. S, Combs, Owensville, Ohio, says: "J have given Scott's Emulsion of Cod Liver Oil with Hypophosphitets to four patients with better results than seemed possible with any remedy. All were hereditary oases of Lung disease, and advanced to that stage when Coughs, pain in the chest, frequent breathing, frequent pulse, fever and Emaciation. All these cases have increased in weight from 16 to 28 lbs., and are not now needing any medicina n An exhaustive article the istomach pump. Negatjneb. BXich., November, 1886. Smith's Bele Bea:ms giyeentiro eatiaf action, and our trade is increasing constantly. Thev are thorough, mild, and the most economical liver remedy in the market. So say all who have used them. Yours repectfally, L I). Ctb, K D. Dealer in Drugs, stationery, Eta You will get more comfort for 25c in Lyon's Heel Stiffeners than in any other article you buy

Sick Headache

Is one of tho moBt distressing alfoctions ; and people

who are its victims deserve sympathy. But the great

success Hood's Sarsaparilla has had la curing side headache makes it seein almost foolish to allow tho trouble to continue. By Us toning aud invigorating effect upon the digestive organs, Hood's BarsapariUa readily gives relief whon headache arises from indi

gestion; and in neuralgic conditions by building u p

the debilitated system Hood's SarsapariUa removes the cause, and hence overcomes the difficulty.

"My wife suffered from sick headache and neural

gia. After taking Hood's Sarsaparilla she was muca relieved." W. It. Babb, WUnuagton, Ohio.

Hood's Sarsaparilla

Bold by all druggists. $1; six for $5. Prepared only by O. I. HOOD & OO.a Apothecaiius, Ixweil. Haas.

100 Doses One Dollar.

The Ladies Fayorite. The newest fashion in ladies hats will doubtless cause a flutter of pleasurable exo. temeut among the fair sex. Ladies are always susceptible to the changes of a fashion plate; and the more startling the departure, tiie more earnest the gossip over the new mode. Dr. Piercs's Favorite Prescription is a positive cure for tbu ills which afflict females and make their lirm miserable. Tnis sovereign panacea can to relied on in oases of displace mo nts and all functional derangements. Xi; builds up the poor, haggard, and draggedoat victim, and gives her renewed hope and a fi esh lease of life. It is tho only medicine for woman's peculiar weaknesses and ailments. &Eld by druggists, under a positive guarantee from tie manufacturers that it will give satis faction ii every cms, or money refunded. Head printed guarantee on bottle wrapper. Young hopeful (on teeing a negro baby for the first time)-- Mamma, is that a spoiled child? . Mild, soothing, and healing is Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy. The man who )ainto the town red frequently gets some of the paint on his nose. Rahtoay Advocate. Sn Louis, Mo. , Jaa 30, 1885. t Bavx used Saith's Bile Beans in ray family for some timo; they have always given entire satisfaction; would not be 'without them. J. B. Walsh, 1008 BiddJe Street The Frazer is kept by all dealers. One box lats aa long as two o:' any other. Kemember that one of Smith's Bile Beans dees the work of five ordinary cathartio pltls and that it is absolutely harmless. 3 months' treatment for 50o. Prao's Remedy for Catarrh. Gold by druggists.

CATARRH AND HAY-FEVER CURE. ELY'S CREAM BALM. Apply Balm into etch nostril.

G1 OLD is worth $VW pr xonnd, Pettit's Eye Salve f $i.00., but in sold lit 25 cents a box by dealers.

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Smith's BILE BE A IMS partly the fclood, by acting; eUrecUyana promptly oa the jLlver Skin and Kidneys. They consist of a vegetable combination that has no equal in Medical science They care CoaetipaHon, Itlalurla, and Oyspepnia., and ure a safcenard. against all forms offerers, chills and fever, call stones., and Ilrls:htu disease. Send 4 crnts Doistacro for a sain

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Do yon feel dull, lang-iitf, low-eplrltet

less, ana indescribably miserable, both 1 caily and mentally; experience a aeti fullness er bloating after eating; or of "

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nautiuon, irricaouity or temper, not m alternating with chilly aenaationa.

feet, drowemeea al1r meals, wakefulmaav

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Bilious Dyspepsia, or Torpid Liver.

with .DyBoeofiia. or Indigestion. The

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Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical IMscov

will subdue it, if taken accardtaj? to die

uoiis tor a reasonable lengtn or time), if cured, complications multiplr and Con&ai

uon or toe .Mings, tnn iKseasta, Hem Mm

tcheumatism, Kidney Disease, or ctner 1 maladies are quite liable to;t in ind,S(

or later, induce a ratal termination. , Br Pierce's Golden Hediical lSte covery acts powerfully upon the Liver, mam

throupb that great blocxi-purifying or cleanses the system of all blood-tafats and

purities, from whatever cauite ariata. Ji equally efficacious in actltur uoon the Kl

neys, and other excretory organs, clea-autasgk (rtrengrtheniDgr, and healing their diseases Am tux appetizing, restorative tonic. It prooootasa

(Ugeation and nutrition, tneieby building

ixttJi nesh and strengtn. in malarial diatr thia wonderful medicine his trained

(wleorlty in curing Fever and Agrue, Chilli.

rever, xjiimu Ague, ana suaarea aieeaeow

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co very CURES ALL HUC30R& from a common Blotch, or Eruption, 'to tW wmrt. Rrvtt ill fin1frhMifvi 44 -

ftcaiy or itouf a sain, in snort, ail disc caused by baa blood are conquered fcy

powenui, puniyingv ana ravtporaaatr cine. Great Eating; Ulcers rapidly heal its benirn influence. Especial !v haa it

itested its potency in curing; Tetter, Ec

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Golden jffedicml BTscoverr and

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ivhen first off erinff this now world-tameil

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abandoned that name as too restrictive

li medicine which, from its wonderful

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