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Dc Quineey, Mr. Findlay's recollections of De Quincey have just been published abroad, and prove to be interesting, if fragmentary and slight. De Quincey's devotion to opium is shown by one of Mr. Findlaa anecdotes. On one occasion,9 he says, "his foot had been affected by his taking large doses of opium; in fact,' he said, 'my leg is quite black, from the foot to considerably atxvre the knee.' He treated lightly my expressions of regret at such an alarming appearance, saying that he had had it before, and knew how far it would go, and how it could be got quit of. The best cure, he said, would be to take six months' walking; on which I said that his case was like that of St Deeis: Ce n'est que le premier pas que conte.' How was he to begin this regimen? He answered tfcat by his leaving off opium, even for a few days, his leg would so far

recover as to enable him to go out;,

but, he says. I cannot do that, for -without opium I can't go on with imy work, which the publishers are urging me to complete. The work must be done; the opium can't be left off; therefore I can not begin to walk.9 De Quincey's dress was peculiar and far from attractive. His clothes generally looked very old and as if they had been made for a person larger than himself, the reason being that he grew thinner in his later years, but still continued to wear the clothes made for him long before. "I have sometimes,9 says Mr. Fiadlay, "seen appearances about him of a shirt and a shirt collar, but usually there were no indica-ions of these articles of dress. "When I came to visit him in his lodgings I saw him in all stages of costume; sometimes he would come in to me from his bed-room to his parlor, as on this occasion, with shoes but &o stockings, and sometimes with stocklings but no shoes." Mr. Findlay saw him after his death Mon the simple 'Uncurtained pallet, whence in that last interview he had smilingly, with all those 'delicately polite regrets, said good-by, the tiny frame of this great dreamer lay stretched in his last long dreamless sleep. Attenuated to an extreme degree, the body looked infantile in size a very slender stem for the shapely and massive head that crowned it. The face was little changed its 'delicate bloom, indeed, was gone, but the sweet expression lingered, and the finely chiseled features were unaltered,9 Mr. Findlay once found his friend in a chaos of books and MSS, and clouds of dust, searching for a miss ng document; and he adds: "The confusion of this sort in which he lived was marvelous After his death Mrs. Craig told me that the mass of letters and notes, many unopened, to be gone over, was bewildering. In the heterogeneous heap, too, -stray pound notes and packages of small coin in-eilver and copper were so numerous as when collected to form a considerable sum. Some of the notes were between the leaves of books; and parcels of coin had probably been handed to him as change, laid aside and forgotten. The task of looking over borrowed books and returning them to their owners, as far as these could be discovered, was also a heavy one. The Universal Language Volapuk is the- name of the universal language that has recently been invented by a German professor. Its vocabulary is formed from the Germanic and Latin languages, and . the grammar is as simple as it can be made. The adjective, verb, and adverb are regularly formed from the noun, and have invariably the same termination, so that it suffices almost to learn the substantives of the language to know, all the words of the dictionary. There are no irregular words, and but one conjugation. The adjectives are invariable and there are but two genders, maculine and feminine. In pronouncing Volapuk each letter vowel, or consonant has an unvarying sound, and the accent is always on the last syllable. The words are written as they are pronounced and pronounced just as they are written. It is claimed that any person who knows a Roman language, as French or Italian, or a Germanic language, as German or English, may be able, after a month's study, to translate without difficulty a letter from his mother tongue into Volapuk. Tiie advantages to international commerce from a universal language in facilitating correspondence between merchants of different nations can be easily understood. The city of Paris, last winter, established a school, free to all, for teaching the new language. The first congress of the partisans of Volapuk met last year at a German town on Lake Constance, when 300 members came from all parts of Europe; a second congress will be held at Nuremberg in 1887, and in 1889, the occasion of the Universal Exposition, a grand international congress of delegates from all the societies of Europe and the other countries of the world will be held at Paris. Texas Sifting s. He Hates Kids. I hate kids," he said. "Why?" I think they ought to be locked up in asylums till they are old enough to take care of themselves. If it hadn't been for a kid well rit might have been "What "I loved fthis kid's mother. She was rich and beautiful widow, and I was

onadly in love with her. I was actually contemplating in fact, I had just got to the point of putting the delicate question. We were in the drawingroom. The kid was playing in the cornee. Forgetting all about that, I put my arms fervently around the widow's waist and impla&ted a passionate kiss upon her lips, wtan the kid started up and rushed at me 'Don't yo kill my mamazaP and raa screaming into the kitchen, calling for the servants. "That didn't have What 1 Marry a widow with a hild like ihatj But the worst came a few nights after. I called at the house. There were several ladies there, and the kid was being petted all around.

Of eotarse the widow was all r'ght, but tbjU confonndfid child deliberately

turned her back upon me. I didn't mind that; but the mother, to be nice, said: M 'You darling child, don't you know Mr. V 40h, yes,' said the imp, very pertly; 'Oh, yes, I know you; you are the man that bited my mamma.' I need not I could not describe the effect." San Francisco Chronicle. Barn urn and Pig's Feet The late Harrison Phoebus was an

epicure about everything else. The

creator of a new dish was to him a

greater man than he who won many

battles. Among the guests at his hotel, at old Point Comfort, a few years ago, was the veteran showman, P. T. Barnum. He, too, loves the good things of this life. One afternoon the two were sitting together on the hotel

veranda. Barnum was spinning one of

the yarns for which he is famous. He

broke oft" suddenly in the middle of

his story with the remark: "Say Phoebus, why don't you ever serve pigs' feet for breakfast?" "Because they're not fit to eat," laconically replied Mr. Phoebus. "They're not, eh? Ill cure you of that beiief. Got a cook you can trust?" w Several of them," responded the astonished Phoebus. "Send the best one up to me," said Barnum. The cook came. "Now," said Mr. Barnum to the astonished chief, "get some pigs' feet fat ones ; wash them clean very clean ; then wrap each one separately in a piece of clean muslin that hasn't got any starch in it. Then boil 'em. Soil 'em hard and boil 'em long; not less than seven hours. Do you understand seven hours? Then take them out and put them in a cool place. "When they're cool unwrap 'em and split 'em. Understand ? Split 'em right in the center. Next day boil 'em and serve 'em hot the hotter the better, but for heaven's sake don't fry 'em." The cook followed instructions, and the next day Mr. Phoebus took breakfast with Mr. and Mrs. Barnum and the friend who tells the story. Mr, Phoebus ate of them, and ate heartily. They just touched his taste, and "supplied a long-felt want," When the pigs' feet had disappeared, Mr. Phoebus' comment was, "Say, Barnum, that's food for a king. n And that is how it came about that the visitor to the various first-class hotels finds on the breakfast bill of fare set before him, "Pigs' feet boiled a la Barnum." Mr. Phoebus had introduced the dish to his brother caterers in various parts of the world. Hartford Post A Couple of Stray Anecdotes. When Dr. Warren was promoted by the Legislature of North Carolina to the rank of Brigadier General, as a special reward for his services as Surgeon General of the State, some one asked Governor Vanee if he thought Warren wouldjaccept the promotion, in view of the report which was then in circulation that all persons holding the rank of General would be shot in event of the failure of the Confederacy. "Well," said he, "I know Warren as well as the next man, and I can tell you this about him: He would take the rank of Brigadier General, with the chance of being shot on account of it at the end of the war, and he would take the rank of Major General with the certainty of being shot for it tomorrow." The Bev. Mr. Tyler had a big dog named Watch, that he was in the habit of taking to church. One Sunday, in the midst of an impressive sermon, Mr. Tyler repeated in an earnest, eloquent manner the words: Watch! watch! watch 1 I say;" when rustle, rustle, bounce came his big dog, almost into his very arms. Honest Watch had been sitting with his eyes xd, as usual, on the minister. At the first mention of his name up went his ears, and his eyes kindled; at the second he was still more deeply moved; at the third he obeyed, and flew completely over pew rail and pulpit door with leaps that did equal honor to his muscular power and his desire to cbey. J The Troublesome DukeThere are several stories related by the court chaplain respecting the eccentricities of the King's bi other, the imke of Cambridge, who would give veut quite loudly to the thoughts current in his mind during divine service. When the clergyman said "Let us pray," the Duke added audibly "With all my heart. " On another occasion, as we have heard, he said, "Why the devil shouldn't we?" Once, as ihe unfortunate curate was reading the story of Zaccheus, "Behold, the Half of thy goods I give to the poor," the Duke astonished the congregation by sayiug aloud, "No, no; I can't do that; that's too much for any man no objection to a tenth." In answer to "Thou shalt not steal," the Duke remarked, "No, I never did steal anything except some apples when I was quite a little boy." Once the Duke objected to the prayer for rain on account of the wind. "No use praying for rain in a northeast wind." The prayer for rain sometimes causes quarrels in country parishes. We know a case of a farmer rushing to

the Squire to complain of his parson's selfishness. "Directly he gets up his own rubbishing piece of hay," said the irritated agriculturist, "he begins to pray for rain!" The court chaplain informs tub that the curate of Kew got so nervous at the continual interruptions of his Royal Highness that he resigned his appointment. Temple Bar.

The Modern Old Maid. Who does not rejoice in her? She is tund and jolly, two dimples in her eheeks, and bas a laugh as musical as a bobolink's aong. She wears nicely fitted dresses, and becoming little ornaments about her throat, and captivataog knots and bows. 8 he goes to concerts, parties, suppers, lectures, and matinees, and she doesn't go alone She carries a dainty parasol, and wears killing bonnets, and has live poets and philosophers in her train. In fact, the modem old maid is as good as the modem young maid; ahe has sense and conversation as well as dimples and curves, and she has a bank book and dividends. And the men like her ad why not?2iTew Orleans States,

Cleaning Costly Vabrics. A careless waiter or an accident at the dinner table mr,y cause the apparent ruin of laces, s-jk or velvets worth large sums of moey. If the lady tries to clean their, herself she makes matters worse, p;ad makes it impossible for the professional cleaners to do anything rath them afterward. These cleancsi-s have peculiar methods in renovating these delicate fabrics, and many of them they will not reveal, as they are secrets of their trade. "The treatment of fine laces, w said a cleaner, "is an expensive and troublesome process. A thick blanket of soft rags is sewed around a bottle, and on this the lace is pinned. It os quite impossible to rub lace, as it would tear it to pieces. The bottle is then placed in a bath of soapy warm water. After soaking for twenty minutes it is boiled for some time, and then allowed to cool. It is dipped in several baths of clear water, until all the soap seems to be removed. The lace is then removed

from the bottle, and after part of the water is driven out by gentle pressure it is hung up to dry. "After a time it is laid on a soft cloth to dry still more. Wheu still slightly damp it is placed on a hair cushion covered with flannel, and is fastened there with lace pins. This is a work of skill and patience. A pin is passed through each loop, and a twist is given before the pin is fastened. Sometimes the loop is drawn straight, and sometimes not, the operator seeming to follow the original design of the lace. When quite dry the lace is sponged with a weak solution of gum arabic, and when dry again it is almost as good as new. "The method of cleansing velvet is a secret. It can be greatly freshened by steaming it over boiling water, care being taken to expose the wrong side of the velvet to the steam; but this is useful only where the damage is not very great. I can tell you only that the process is a dry one, and chalk is used in it. Velvet that has been wet is hard to treat, but we have been able to do wonders with it. "It is a very common thing for actresses to bring elaborate silk and satin costumes to be renewed, and we also have many fine ball dresses. We do not take them apart, but cleanse them as they are. They are first dipped in a bath of naphtha, and this removes ink, champagne, and many other stains. Then they go into a bath of pure benzine, which takes out all the grease. They are softly rubbed in thSse baths, and any spots remaining are treated with oxalic acid. They are rinsed out in warm water and dried over steam coils. To iron them would harden the silk and make it shiny, so it is run over steam rolls or ironed between flannels. We have ironers whose business it is to iron dresses, and when they have finished a dress it looks new. Mildew is removed by oxalic acid.M Sunday Meetings. If we contemplate the immense importance of the Sunday afternoon meetings of the organized laboring men throughout the nation, wo shall find ourselves astonished that so little general attention is paid to those meetings. As a matter of fact, Saturdav afternoon should be given over to them, and they should be prohibited on Sunday. These meetings call the best husbands from their families. The Current would be happy to see the pastors of the churches sitting on the benches of the labor meetings. Surely the leading lawyers should be there. The present trade debates are important in their results, and yet themselves count for nothing in a large circle of the community. If eight hours must come, let Saturday afternoons be a part of the leisure gained, and let Sunday union work be abolished. Let the pastors of the churches be requested to take seats among the workingmen. That is where they belong. That would keep the social structure from catching fire. There is too much smoke-smell the way things are going. Chicago Current Henry Taylor's Vagaries. At a large gathering of celebrities, shortly after his entry into literary society, he monopolized the conversation for some time by a paradoxical advocacv of Mahometanism as against Christi

anity. He appears to have somewhat trenched on the forbearance of his company, although the display was a most brilliant one, and Charles Lamb, who was oi the number, rebuked him in the following way : When the party was breaking up, Henry Taylor's hat was nowhere to be found. The hosts coming downstairs, asked what was amiss, when Lamb replied, "The gentleman has lost his turban." His hostility or indifference to Christianity appears to have lasted until he found himself rejected by the lady of his affections for want of definite religious belief. This led him to a serious examination of the whole matter, and at the end of twelve months, he was able to make a confession of faith which was satisfactory to the Chancellor of the Exchequer (the lady's father). Pall Mall Gazette. What God Does with the Pennies. "What queer notions children do get into their heads,"said a suburbanite last evening, "This morning my five-year-old girl attended Sunday school for the first time, and she came home full

of the idea that she must take some pennies with her next Sunday. " 'No more pennies for candy, papa she exclaimed; 'they must all be saved for the Sunday school w 'And what do they do with the pensdes at Sunday school?' " 'Oh, they sead them up to God.' " 'And what does God do with them?' u 'Oh,' she said, after a moment's hesitation, 'he throws them down again to see the little children scramble for them. That's the way he has ua.' n Chicago Herald. A Dutiful Daughter.

The pretty maiden fell overboafcJ, and her locrer leaned over the side .&f the boat as she rose t the surface, and said? "Give me your hand." "Please ask papa," she aid, as she sank for the second time. Boston Co urier. Uxjrs? rssentmeat is always the fiercest.

Important Whon you visit or leave Now York City, save bag&age, expressage, and f 3 carriage hire, and stop at the Grand Union Hotel, opposite Grand Central Depot 013 rooms, fitted up at a cost of ono million dollars, $1 and upwards per day. European plan. Elevator. Restaurant supplied with the host Horse care, stages, antf elevated railroad to all depots. Families can live better for less money at the Grand Union Hotel than at any other first-class hotel in the city. A Dangerous Game. The Buffalo Courier tells an interesting draw-poker story, and insists that it is true. The game was played in a Buffalo hotel by Beven men. One of the players had won $200 and was about to jump the game when he picked up a hand of four kings and an ace. It was invincible because they were not playing straight flushes. All came in, one of them raising the ante $10. Mr. Four Kings just chipped along, not wishing to keep anybody out. The others staid and all drew cards, the man with the kings throwing away his ace and drawiug one card rather than spoil his chances of getting bets by standing pat. The man who had made the $10 raise took two cards. Then the batting began. All were driven out except the man who had drawn two cards. They whacked back and forth at one another until at length, having exhausted all his chips and gone shy for many dollars, the man with the kings felt that he had won all he wanted to, aud called. To his horror his opponent laid down four aces. The beaten man howled and claimed fraud, for how could the other man have four aces when he himself had one before the draw ? The explanation was simple. There being seven players there were not cards enough to go around after the first deal, and so the discards were shuttled up and dealt for the draw. In the draw the man who took two cards and was drawing to three aces, got the ace that the man with four kings had discarded, and was thus able to beat him out of his boots. Restful Nights, Days Free from Torture, Ajvait tho rheumatic sufferer -who resorts to Hostetter's Stomach Bitters. That this benignant cordial and depurent is a far more reliable remedy than colchtcum and other poisons used to expel the rheumatic virus from the blood, is a fact that experience has satisfactorily demonstrated. It also enjoys the advantage of beings unlike thoinperftwtly safe. With many persons a certain predisposition to rheumatism exists, which renders them liable to its attack after exposure, in wet "weather, to currents of air, changes of temperature, or to cold when the brdy is hot. Such persons should take a wineglass or two of the Bitters as soon as possible after incurring risk from the above causes, as this superb protective effectually nullifies the hurtful influence. For the functional derangements which accompany rheumatism, such as colic, spasms in the stomach, palpitation of the heart, imperfect digestion, etc., the Bitters is also a most useful remedy. It is only necessary in obstinate cases to use It with persistency.

Seven deaths from injuries or physical break-down during the playing of the game of foot ball have occurred in

England in less than one year. If the

deaths from hydrophobia had been as many there would have gone up a cry

for the banishment of dogs, or their

wholesale destruction. Why not give

foot ball "the grand bounce?" Dr. Footers Health Monthly.

The difference between riding a horse

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Bronchitis is cured by frequent small doses

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Another Life Saved.

Mrs. Harriet Cumniinffs, of Cincinnati, Ohiowrites :

Early last winter my daughter was attacked with a

severe cold, which settled on her lungs. We tried

several medicines, none of which seemed to do her

any goed, but she continued to get worse, and finally

raised larpe amounts of blood from her lungs. Wo

called in a family physician, but ho failed to do her

ny good. At this time a friend who had been cured by BR. WM. HALL'S BALSAM FOR THE LVKGS ad

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she began to improve, and by the use of three bottles

was entirely cured."

THE

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onsly swih Headache aused by Constipation ; it produces filavorable lesiilt ouituwf u'tuu't imt my regu lar put suit.? i)i business. W. lies Moiees, Iowa. Alwajr look lor ilic Z Stamp in red, on front oi" Wrapper, aud the ftignature of J. If. Zeilin & Co. ou the side. Mone oilier is genuine fCT BODADUVUarnbercandMin I KkCiinflrn I Koipay. Situation f tumtoML Wxii4 y&lonUaa raa Jjuvui, Win

Adyicc to Consumptives. On the appearance of the first symptoms as general debility, loss of appetite, pallor, chilly sensations, followed by night-sweats and oo ugh prom pt measu rc for relief should i e taken. Consumption is scrofulous disease of the lungs; therefore use the great anti-scrofula, or blood-purifler and strength-restorer, Dr. Pierce's "Golden Medical Discovery." Superior to cod liver oil as a nutritive, and unsurpassed as a pectoral. For weak lungs, spitting of blood, and kindred affections, it has no equal. Bold by druggists the world over. For Dr. Pierco'a treatise on consumption, send 10 cents la stamps to World's Dispensary Medical Aft sociation, C63 Main street, Buffalo, X. Y. A scientist enys that a very strong solution of salt applied boiling hot will preserve wood. This is important to those whose wood pile has to be protected by a spring gun. Youthful Indulgence in pernicious practices pursued In solitude, Is a most startling cause of nervous and general debility, lack of self-cocfldence, and will power, impaired memory, despondency, and other attendants of wrecked manhood. Sufferers should address, with 10 cents la stamps, for large illustrated treatise, pointing out unfaiJng means of perfect cure, World's Dispensary Medical Aasooiation, 633 Main street, Buffalo, N. Y The most gigantic sharks in tho world are said to be found near Australia. Of course this discovery makes the New York bar mad, but facts are facts. If you suffer with chills and fever, take Ayer's Ague Cure. It will cure you, A Kansas editor has carried phonetic spelling to a tine point. His paper alludes to "11 worth." Betteb results are derived from Hall's Hair Eenewer than from any similar preparation, A sailor need never starve while at sea He can get bread at the Sandwich Islands and milk at Cowes.

A QUESTION ABOUT Browns Iron

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ANSWERED. The question has probably bean asked thonaaadt of timas, " How can Brown's Iron Bitten cure every thing?" WeU.ftdoasn't. But itdoascureanydisaaaft for which a reputable physician would prescribe iWW Phyaioians recognize iron as the beet restorat.v ant known to the profession, and Inquiry of toy leading chemical firm will unbstantiate the aaaertioat that there are more preparations of iron than of anyother substance used in medicine. This shows con clusiTely that iron is acknowledged to be the moss), important factor in successful medical practice. It is. however, a remarkable fact, that prior to the dlacoreryof BUOWN'JS IRON BITTERS no perfectly satisfactory iron combination had ever been found. BROWN'S IRON BITTERSir'K headache, or produce constipation ai I other Iron medicines do. BROWN'S IRON BITTER ceres Indigestion, BilSousneu, Weakness. Dyspepsia, Malaria, Chills stnd Fevers. Tired FeeIingr,GeneraI Debllieylla in the Side, Back or Limbs. Headache and Neural aria for all these ailments Iron is prescribed daily. BROWN'S IRON BITTERS.SSl?: minute. Like all other thorough medicines, ft act slowly. When taken by mn the first ftruptom of benefit Is renewed energy. The muscles then becotne firmer, the digestion improves, the bowels are active. In women the effect is usually more rapid and marked. The eye begin at once to brighten ; the skin clears np; healthy color comes to the cheeks nervousness disappears; functional derangements become regular, and if a nursing mother, abundant sustenance is supplied for the oM.ld. Remember Brown's Iron Bitters in the ONL iron medicine that is not injurious, Phyiicians and DrxiggUu rttommmd it. The Genuine has Trade Mark and crossed red lines on wrapper, TAKB NO OTHER. DR. RAD WAT'S THE ONLY OE2NXJXJNE Sarsaparillian Resolvent ! THE GREAT BLOOD PURIFIER For the Core of all ChronSc Diseases. 8CROFVL4. RLOOi) TAINTS, CHRONIC Rl!EFBUTI8, YB tOSK YFJKH, ItROKlHITlR, (OSSlirTWH. KftKsUa DaBlLlTI, alDNEI AAO liLAUDKK tOMPLAlaTa CURED HY Radway's Sarsaparillian ResoUents Humors and Sores of all kinds, perlicnlerJy chronlo diseases of the fc in, are cured with great certainty by a course of RADWAY'S SARSAVARIXLIAN. We mesa obstinate c&ses that have resisted all other treatment. DIABETES CUREDf Louisiana, Mo. Dr. Padwat-Dear Sir: I hare used all your remtv dies with great success in practice, and the way I fouu4 favor with your Insolvent it cured me of Diabetes after three physicians had Riven tne up. 1 detected a ohanpe in my urine in two hours after the first dosa and three bottles cured me. Tour friend, THOS. G. PAQM. A remedy composed of ingredients of extraordinary medical properties, essential to purify, heal, repaie and inviporate the broken-down and wasted body bold by all Druggists . $ l .00 a bottle. IH RADWAT Si CO., N.T., Proprietors of Radway's Ready Relief nasi JDr. Radway's FUis.

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OH. XT. H. OTtKJEW & 03T Specialists for Thirteen Tears Past, Have treated Dropsy and its complications with taa most wonderful success; use vegetable remedies entirely harmless. Remove all symptoms of dropsy in eight to twenty days. Cure patients pronounced hoaetess by the beat at physicians. From the first dose the symptoms rapidly dlssav pear, and in ten days at least two-thirds of au syzan toiiiH re removed. Some may cry humbug without knowing anythiaa sboutit. Remember, it does not cost you anythinta realize the merits oi our treatment for yourso.f. Is) !en days the difficulty of breathing is relieved, taa pulse regular, the urinary organs made to disharg ilti'ir t'uTi duty, sleep s restored the swelling all or nearly pone, the strength increased, and appetite made .-ocd. We are constantly curing cases of long staneV in.' oases that have been tapped a number of times nd tlie patient declared unable to live a week. Give full history of case. Name sex, how long afflicteAk 'ow badly swollen and where, are bowels costive have lees bursted and dripped water. Send for fisn pamphlet, containing testimonials, questions, eto. 'J en days treatmeut f jrnished free by mail Kiillcrpsy FUs) positively cured. If ou order trial, send la cents in stamp to nay postage. H. H. GRKEN & SONS. M. Da.,

WA TT HP1 TFqg TTT) BY THE GARVANZA LAND COMPANY OF LOS AN6ELES, CAL, Carpenters, Wit sons, Brick-Makers, Plumbers, and Laborers of all kinds. Carpentered wages, S3 and 83.50 per day : Masons and Plasterers, S3 to 55 per day ; Laborers, $20 to 125 per montfe and Board. Homes sold on monthly installments, and work furnished to those who wish to seoura a pleasant home. Work all the year round. No time lost on account of hot or cold weather. Trees planted on lots and cared for until purchasers desire to reside upon them. Deferred payments for two years, without interest. Best of soil, abundance of water, and the healthiaaa climate in the world.

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