Bloomington Telephone, Volume 8, Number 39, Bloomington, Monroe County, 29 November 1884 — Page 7

THE HEIGHT OF WAtES. The Tallest 8m tn the World Bun Off Cape Horn. Many experiments have been made to measure the height of waves in all conditions of weather. One authority goes as high as sixty-four feet and another as low aa five feet, giving it as his reason that the penetrating power of wind can not reach below that depth. Of this philosopher it may be presumed that he was a martyr to sea-sickness, and that he must have contented himself with making his calculations in his study. On the other hand, a height of

sixty-four feet is almost as absurd, though it is more in correspondence than five feet can possibly be with our conception of the altitude of the majestic surges which roll under the impulse of storms of wind along the surface of the great oceans. It is true that the earthquake wave has been known to rise to sixty feet; yet surges of this kind are happily scarce, since when they occur they are not only in the habit of razing whole towns upon the coast line where they break, but of carrying some of the vessels they may encounter at; anchor in the neighborhood to the distance of a day's, walk Inland. Practical experience, however, will look with suspicion upon most of the scientific theories touching the altitude and velocity of waves. Prof. Airy's table couples speed with dimensions, and, as a sample of his calculations, it may be shown that a wave 100,000 feet in breadth will travel at the. rate of 533 JM) feet per second in water that is 10,000 feet deep. This is possible, but it is difficult to accept such conclusions as exact. At all events, there is nothing more deceptive than the height of waves. The tallest seas in the world run off Cape Horn, where, whether the wind blows east or west, they have a holiday ground within a belt of 8 or 10 degrees that compasses the globe without the intervention of a break of land. Any man who has run, say, before a strong westerly gale round the Horn will know the magnitude of the seas which follow his ship. Viewed from the stem when the vessel sinks in the trousrh. the on-coming sea that is about

to underrun the ship and lift her soaring to the flying heavens will seem to heave its rushing summit to the height of the mizzen-top ; but when the summit is gained by the observer, and the waves viewed from there, it will then be seen that these crests which from the deck looked along way up, will now appear to be a long way down. It is a common shore-going phrase that the seas run "mountain high." The idea implied is not very generally accepted by sailors, though the term may be sometimes used by them for convenience. The truth is, if waves were as tall as they are popularly supposed to be, no ship could by any possibility live in them. They are lofty to the fancy, because at sea fhey are usually surveyed from low freeboard. To a spectator on a steamer, with a six-foot height of side, an Atlantic or Pacific surge would necessarily appear as a mountain as cornpaved to the aspect it would take from the deck of an old line-of-battle ship, with a thirty-foot "dip, or from one of those lofty, glazed, and castellated structures which in former times took six months to jog soberly from the Thames to theHooghly.- London Telegraph. Sally Gran's Tisit to a Saw MilL Well, last Monday pap hitched up the old hoss in the lite wagin, and I pat on my yaller dress and green sunbunnit, and we went to Caledony to see the xnfl. We left the hoss at Soldier's tavern, and walked over to it It is a big thing (the mill is). Well, the first man we seen was a boy. "Is that a nigger," says L No, n says pap, "that's the bteeksmii Then we went in on a bridge, and went in the mill. There was lots of wheels, all kinds, going like everything. There was a man with a biled shirt on, cleanin' up as if he expected company. Then we went to a little mill on the cide. Down stares there was a young man layin' slabs on a table (he smiled at me). Then another feller took them and pushed them ginst a saw that cut it to peeces. (Pap said they are bolts; I thought bolts wasirun.) And another feller pulled them away (he was a nice fellow, too). Then a feller with a red an' black short on put them on the table agin, and another big feller (he looked awful green) put them through two more saws, and another feller keched them (he looked kinder bashful, and I couldn't see his face, but I knew him all the same; he used to try to cut round my sister Kate). After that pap says they are lath. Then another big, long feller took them and tied them with a rope and piled them up, and we seen a man poundin' a saw with ahamer; he had on an old straw hat and specks. His specks was broke and tied up with a shu string. Pap asked him who broke thm, and he said painter. "Goodness sakes alive!" says X, do painters come in the mill?9' "les, says he, "the boys seen one the other nite, and Shird (whosoever that is) was most scart to deth. Wile we was there, there was a short feller went by; he lookt like the jack of clubs (dont think I play cards), and then the mill whisled, and the men went up to dinner, and we did not go up stares, but I will go again to see; but I will never forget that young man that pulls them slabs, and if he will come up sum Sunday I will give him all the buttermilk he can drink. Breakfast Table. Perfect Haroony. A fashionably dressed lady, accompanied by a distinguished-looking gentleman, called at the office of a prominent Austin lawyer, who asked: "What can I do for youF" "I want to obtain- a divorce from my husband, here, said the lady. u And I want to obtain a divorce from her, just as bad aa she does from me," said the husband. "Where such perfect harmony of sentiment exists between husband and wife, the law provides no adequate remedy. You had better go back and live together until you disagree with each other more than you do at present, and then perhaps I can do something for you. Texas Sifting s. Did a person know the value of an enemy, he would purchase him with pun gold. Abbe de Raunci.

POLITICS ASH POWDER,

What It Costs to Run a CampaignOpinion of a Fireworks Maker Rochester (N. Y.) Democrat Five million dollars 1" "Yea, sir, five million dollars, of which two millions aro spent for fireworks and three millions for uniforms, enc,, every Presidential campaign." Thus said Mr. James Palmer, the Rochester fireworks maker, to our reporter's inquiry, The average -spent in off years for fireworks is over one million dollars." Do we import the bulk of our fireworks?" "No, sir, we import nothing but firecrackers. We make the refit in this country. There are only ten fireworks establishments in America," Upon invitation of Superintendent Fred

erick FItz Fiohner, the reporter inspected the Palmer establishment, not without some fear and trembling- at first. When the Superintendent said he hud been blown up twice, the reporter furtively asked: "Is not this business a little risky?" "Yes, I suppose it would be so considered by outsiders, but I have encountered greater dangers than any I find here, and don't feel concerned." "I don't quite catch ycur meaning?" "Well, I have been in this business many years, and the constant though' unconscious nervous strain has caused greater suffering than the explosions I have taken !' Many a day I would be very diszy, and everything would get dark. At other times I could scarcely breathe from choking sensations. Then my appetite left me and I grew thin, weak, and lifeless. I was drowsy by day and wakeful by night. My side pained me, my back ached, my limbs burned. I bloated fearfully and one leg (rot paralyzed. For ten months I suffered desperately, and two prominent physicians gave me up for a dead man, sure." "You don't look it now." "No, that's so, but it was a fact, just the same. When X found out my trouble, 1 at once resorted to Warner's 6afe cure, and a dozen bottles put me in possession of the best health I ever expected to enjoy, and I was pronounced incurably sick with Bright' s disease. It is the most wonderful medicine in the world." "Indeed. You are a fortunate man. Is there any falling off in th fireworks business this year?" "Not at all. On the contrary it grows more popular every year, and this year we have done an extraordinary business. The American people arc getting guite as fond of display as the mercurial Frenchman, and they manifest it by rockets a ad volcanoes, political banner, campaign uniforms, etc. I reckon that $10,000,000 won't cover the incidental political expenses of a Presidential campaign." Evolution and Religion. "We have a big meeting going on here, and I heard a man say, "Well, Pm not

going. I've got no confidence in these

preachers. What I want to know first of all is, where did Gain, get his wife. That's what bothers :me.n And so he is going about loose, and every time anybody talks to him about religion he says : "Where did Cai:a get his wife ?" But I think the new doctrine of evolution that has go t into the church is a right fair compromise, for it maintains that while old Father Adam evoluted and came from a monkey old Mother Eve didn't. ' She was made all of a sudden and all at once, pure and beautiful and lovely, and had no monkey ancestors, and I reckon that is the reason why woman is to this day so much better than man. There is no gorilla blood in her no taint of the brute or the beast to crop out like it does in a man. What a pity that she voked on such a feller as Adam. What a splendid stock would have filled the world if Adam hadn't evoluted, and had been created iresh like Eve. As it is, we have got a graded stock that is a sort of a cross between angels and monkeys, and it keeps up a powerful commotion. But the trouble about the whole business is thai; we can't help it, and what troubles me more than all is that I am one of 'em. I always knew there was some devilment in me, some original sin that made me meaner than I want to be, and now I know just where it came from. That apple-eating business had nothing to do with it, but it is in the stock the baboon cross and ever and anon it crops out. All my good desires and noble aspirations, ail my amiability and tenderness, comes from Eve, and my meaness .from Adam. The old rascal! I wish she hadn't have married him, and then maybe I would have been a better man. But still, notwithstanding and nevertheless, I would like to know, just as a matter of curiosity, what become of old Adam's brothers and sisters, and all the rest of the old monkey stock that evoluted, for I reckon he didn't evolute by himself. Maybe t;hey didn't nirry angels, but just kept on in the monkey breed, and that accounts for the other races the Hottentots and Indians and such like. There is a difference, a great difference, and it had a beginning somewhere. Science has a power of work to do in unraveling these questions, and I hope she will do it, but she hasn't done it yet to my satisfaction, and I'm going to wait patiently. Bill Arp. Ways of Telling a Man He Lies. That a man who lies is a liar admits of no doubt; but the time was not far distant when it was considered advisable to give expression to the fact, when applied directly to the individual, with something of prudent euphemism in the choice of the particular form of words chosen for the occasion. Many delicate methods of g etting around the difficulty have suggested themselves to ingenious and inventive minds. A man suspected of untruthfulness has been characterized as one "who. says more

than his prayers;" waosewordis "not exactly gospel truth;1' whose "methods of stating a fact are not in logical harmony with the strictest demands of veracity ; whose "pr actical sympathy with the leading characteristics of Annanias' views of truth is unquestioned, and so on. But we laave entered upon an era in which thes a polite methods describing mendacity are deemed weak, unsatisfactory, and superfluously polite. Hence the word "liar" has come into general use. and is bandied from one end of the land to the other, and with a frequency that promises to deprive it of the emphasis it has hitherto enjoyed by making it too common. Boston Gazette. The "cutting-room in a shoe factory is, by reason of the intricate machinery it, contains, the most dangerous room in the building. It is a rare thing to find such a room in a large factory that dees not contain one or more empldyes minus a finger or thumb. Sometimes frightful accidents occur. The racer, a huge machine modeled something after the guillotine oP France, is used in cutting the sides otf leather in strips. It contains a knife i.'our feet long that would cut a man's arm off as easilv as scissors cui & thread.

English Beagles. It is a very pretty eig ht to see a pack of beagles working in a cover. How they try every tuft of grass or rushes I Soon you notice that they are working more eagerly, and soon begin to lash their tails, and suddenly out bursts "bunny" from his seat, sure to be saluted by a hasty shot from some one, not the least to its detriment, but a very narrow escape for the leading dogs. Away go the pack, making the woods ring with their tongues. Excited individuals look after them, often with their guns on full cock and their fingers on the trigger. What their ideas may be in this performance it is difficult to say, but I suppose it is the effect of that temporary insanity that seizes many people at the sight of a rabbit. As a rabbit invariably runs a ring and returns to its starting place, there is not the least use, except for the sake of exercise, in trying to follow it; and the first one put up is safe to run his ring, as the good shots will not fire atrium, that the youngsters may have a chance, and the indifferent shots are sure to miss the first through excitement. You hear plenty of shots while the dogs are running, as other rabbits, frightened by their noise and passage, bolt from their seats and scuttle about everywhere. Besides these, a few old cock pheasants, who have strayed from the preserves, are sure to be found and shot. You shortly hear a shot from the cover the rabbit was found in, followed by the "Who-whoop!" showing that the hiyited one has been killed. London Society. Wearing" Away To "the land o the leal," as we all are, there Is a mighty difference in onr various rates of progress toward that goal. Some of us far on the down hill side of life are infinitely more vigorous than those only half way on the up grade. Persons of advanced years, and those who experience premature symptoms of decay, will find in Hostetter's Stomach Bitters a reliable means of renewing bodily energy and counteracting growing infirmities. When the functious of the liver and kidneys or the action of the bowels are irregular or sluggish, this fins corrective institutes the necesary reform. Its value as a stomachic is speedily made manifest in improved digestion and appetite, a rapid gain in bodily strength and substance, and a disappearance ot tne despondency incident to chronic indigestion. It also conquers fever and ague, rheumatism and other ailments.

That Familiar Face. At a ball the other day, a young medical student came suddenly face to face with a dear, kind, fatherly-looking gentleman, with white hair, and of highly respectable appearance. They both stood transfixed. The same idea flashed across both of t hem. "Your face is familiar to me very familiar but I can't remember where we have met so often." However, the friendly impulse was carried out. They shook hands warmly, partook of a friendly glass, and depart ed, still ignorant of each other's name and occupation. But the young man was determined to solve the problem, and he seized on a waiter and said to

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CONSUMPTION.

Important to the Public as WeU as tlio Medical Profession. Hall's Journal of Health, referring to Consumption, makes the following important statement: Consumption usually begins with a slight, dry cough in the morning, then on going to bed, getting more and n-iore frequent, with more and more phlegm, moreasina: debility, thinness of flesh, shortness of breath, and quickness of pulse. In fatal cases its average course is about: two years; hence the Importance of arresting the disease at as early a 6tage as possible, and the sooner rational means are employed for this purpose the greater the chance of success. Tho disease Ja owinr to aa irritation commencing in the throat and extending to the lungs, so that their action is Interfered with, and the blood does 3got receive sufficient oxygen to purify it The most marked sign of lung disease is emaciation; anl the most positive indication of returning health is increase in weight." So speak Hall's Journal of Health, and we may add that in desperate cases, and, in fact, in alt cases of Consumption, or troubles of throat and lungs, immediate relief may be obtained ard a permanent cure effected by the uS9 of Br. Wm. Hall's Blilsam for tho Lungs, a medicine known for more than ihirty-flve years as an unfailing remedy for coughs, colds, bronchitis and all pulmonary aqd pectoral disease?, Ta the worst cases 0t Consumption hsye been curejCl by tho use of Hall's Balsam has been attest 1 to by the thousands who have used it, or Lave, been cognizant of it . wonderf uj- reoJiai efficacy.

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to aaaaiacaon ox our customers. licriia vnitft. Address

LOOMIS & NYMAN, Tiffin, Ohio.

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CONSUMPTION CAN BE CURED!

MALL'S FOR THE PHI n i Ainn

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Cares Consumption, Colds Vneumonln, In flnenza, Bronchial Difficulties, Bronchitis, Hoarseness, Asthma, Croup, Whooping Cough, and all Disomies of the Breathing Organs. It soothes and heals the IHembrnne of the Lungs, inflamed and poisoned by the disease, and prevents the night sweats and tightness across the chest which accompany It. Consumption is not an Incurable malady. I1AL.1VS ijAI.SAIH will euro you, even though professional aid falls

For lojreinff camps, wood-yards, farmers getting- out stove wood, and all sorts of log-cutting t Thoumml iwU virly. A boyof 16 can saw logs easy. Immense sarinc of labor and mor. wnt fore"anUy illustrated catalogue in 4 brUlant eolors, also brilliantly illuminated poster In 5 colors. AS Ktmmm Aent8 Wonted. wwf WaV MONARCH gra CO., A KB Stats fit, Chicago, JXL The Buyers' Gctdb is issued Sept. and March, each year : 224 pages, 8 J x 11$ inches, with over 3,30 illustrations a whole picture gallery. Gives wholesale pric es direct to consumers on all goods for personal or JSrmtK feul? use Tells how to order, and gives exact if y coet of everything you II II use, drink, eat, wear, or Vjx 'ave aa with. These invaluable hooks contain informationeaned from the markets of the world. We will mail a copy Free to any address upon receipt of the postage 3 -cents. Let us hear from you. Respectfully MONTGOMERY WARD A CO. ? & 2Z9 WabMh ATcsuMh Ckleago UL

LUNGS

DOES WONDERFUL CURES OF KIDNEY DISEASES

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LIVER COMPLAINTS. J Because It acts oa the LIVES, BOWELS ami K1DNEIS at the iat tta Bscaosa it cleanses the system at the poiaon cm humor that develops in Kidney and ITrU nary DiasssBS, BUionsnev, Jaundice,, Conrtlp. tton, Piles, or in Bnenmatism, CTeun0cia2reTt ova Disorders and aOl Female Complaints BT SOUP PROOF TBIS IT TOTXJb OTRELT CUBS CONSTIPATION, PIUC8, and RHEUMATISM, Bj ftsnsfng IBXH ACTIOS of all tfeaafaaas aad fiiaatioaaj thataly CLEANSING the BLOOD restoring the normal power to throw osTdlsaaast THOUSANDS OP CASKS of the worst forms of these terrlbls fllsrssns have been quiokly relieved, and in aatecrt tints PERFECTLY CURED. fbiciv ft. Liq,un oa imr, bou by ascoGtsrs. Dry can be eent by snail. BICHA2D80X & Co., Bnrltagtoa, Vt, 3 Send stamp for Diary Almaaae for 134.

WHEN WRITING TO ADTE KTIS ER3L please say you saw tita advorf i aemeai

in ULi paper.

ABOUT-

HOPS and MALT BITTERS.

TO THE TRADE AND CONSUMER: Wo guarantee HOPS AND MALT BITTERS to be Equal, if not Superior, to any other Bitters in the market. Be sure to

call tor hups anu mal i hi i i hks." i ney are tne Beat! we

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keep them.

T. H. HINCHMAH & S0KS, Detroit, Mickl

FAKBAND, WILLIAMS & CO., JAMES E. DAVIS & CO., JOHN J. D0DDS &C0.,

HAZELTINE, PERKINS & CO., G'd Rapids. L. S. C0MAN, Bay City, Mich. STRONG, COBB ft CO., Cleveland, Ohio. WE9T ft TRUAX, Toledo, Ohio.

LORD, OWEN ft CO., Chicago, SI.

VAN SCHAACK, STEVENE0N ft CO., CHICAGO DRUG ft CHEMICAL CO., HUMIST0N, KEELING ft CO.,

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J. A. KING ft CO,

LEIGHTON ft CLARKE, Omaha, Neb. MEYER BROS, ft CO., Fort Wayne, lad. LEICH, VIERLING ft CO., EvansvilLe, InL GEORGE A EDDY, Leavenworth, Kan. THE0 . EGERSDORFF, " N0YE3 BROS, ft CUTLER St Paul, Minn. MERELL ft RYAN, 44 LYMAN ELIEL DRUG C0n Minneapolis. MEYER BROS. DRUG CO., Kansas City, Mo. MEYER BROS, ft CO., St Louis, Mo.

Do not gel Hops and MALT Bitters confounded with other preparations of similar name. Take nothing but HOPS and MALT. ?idne genuine nnlesft manufactured hj the HOPS AND MALT BITTERS CO.,

"A REMARKABLE B()0K?SW3tfgb 'and ; a Riuduate of three universiti, and retired after 60 years' practice, taa

"The work la nrtveleaa In value, iind enlotitnr! a

pMkernte variety. It la new, ttarUluet und very laairMcttvv.1

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4 Parts 35 Chanters. 036 Pases. fiOQ tilurfftiAM.

A NEW FEATUHRJn?1'ii-L-

loul rharta. in five colors, guaranteed superior to any before offered in a ikkw

selling A m?1VrrrQ "no nave already fount a anU ml in it We. work for AUHIl -I O Koehlcr writes : " I &okl tho Srs nx bookslatwa hours.11 Many wzents take 50 or 100 at once, nt RueciaL mtck. Send tnr tZ

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