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Im Farer of Peace. At a public gathering in Webfoot County, CoL Ladsom was selected to read the Declaration of Independence He had not proceeded far when an old fellow, who had come with a large following of Dry Fork boys, shouted : "Mister, whut sort o' artickle is that you're readin' ?" "The Declaration of Independence, sir. "Wall, now, the war's over out here in this section, an we doh't want none o' that seoesh business I fit for the South, an' I sniffed a good deal o smoke an' stopped several pounds o' lead, but when I flung down my old fuzee, I agreed that the scrummage was dim. Now, mister, I don't think that you air doin' right to come out here an' read that thing to the young folks. Lee's dead an' Grant's busted up, they tell me, so whafa the use in all this hurrah business? I am as good Southern man as anybody, but I never was no glutton. I've got enough, let me tell you.w "My dear sir, said the Colonel,0 is it possible that you do not understand this document, a glorious emblazonment of principles for the establishment of which our forefathers shed their sacred blood." "Needn't spill so much o your edycation, mister, fur I low that you'll need it before you git to the end o' your row. I never toted college whitewash on the back of my coat, but Ive got ears like a fox an' a eye that can tell a black snake from a scorpion. That thing you've got there is rank pizen. Ain't it, Leviticus? "turning to one of the Dry Fork boys. That's whut it is," Leviticus replied. "That thing, mister, mout have been all right in sixty-one, but it won't do now, fur the cradle's rockin' in peace an' the blue-eyed gal with the peachy jaws is singin' a sweet song in the orchard." "My dear friend," said the Colonel, "let me explain. Gentlemen, please keep quiet. There is no need for excitement When our forefathers were oppressed by the British Government, they threw off the yoke, and declared by this paper," shaking the Declaration of Independence, "that they were free. They fought, bled and maintained this avowal of freedom; and this glorious document will ever live as the greatest national structure the world has ever known.19 "That's all right, mister," said the man from Dry Fork, "an' is talked off a heep puttier than I could do it, but the war is dun over. I don't see no blood round here. Do you Leviticus ? "Ain't found none yit," Leviticus replied. "No, fur if s all dried up. Now, podner," continued the advocate of peace and the forgetfulness of war, "put up your warrant o' arrest an' talk about something that we slosh 'round in every day." "I shall not put up this glorious paper." "Ain't tiiar no persuasion?" "No persuasion and no human force can make me sheathe this great sword of argument" "Oh well, we don't want to have no trouble, but I reckin you'll put it up. " "I swear that I will not. " "Oh, I reckin yer wili" "I will die first" "Oh, yes, you wilL Put her up now an' come (long with us boys. We've got a jug o' the best old stuff down here you ever seed, an' "Old gentleman old patriot of a school whose session is closed I am with you," exclaimed the orator, throwing a quid of tobacco with a loud "spat" on the bald head of a tax assessor. "I was taken in charge this morning by a party of prohibitionists, and , have suffered much in the flesh. Now, my dear sir, my deliverer, lead me to the consecrated ground. The Declaration of Independent can wait several years longer; I can not wait five minutes. Here's to you, old patriot," turning up the jug. "Ah hah-hah." Ark. Traveler tfe Traded In Stock An Austin Judge put the usual question to a man who had just been convicted of horse-stealing, a large herd of stolen stock being found in his possession. "Do yen know of any reason why sentence should not be pronounced upon you.?" "I am innocent I came by the stock honestly, in the ordinary course of business." "Why, you offered to sell a valuable mare for $7." "I know it, your Honor, but I was bothered by jockeys and speculators, who wanted to trot her for money, so I sold her for $7 to a man who I knew would treat her welL I could have gotten ten times as much for her if I had cared for money." "Hew about all the other stock found in your possession?" "I traded for it, Judge. I have a mania for trading in stock," "What was your name before you came to Texas?" "I dont like to tell, Judge, for it might prejudice you against me; but I am related to one of the most respectable families in New York." "I suspected as much," replied the Judge. "I was only going to give you five years, but now I will make it ten." Texas Sitings.

Hew a Hog Boated Up a City. I have just returned from the shores of Lake Superior, where I spent some time visiting the copper regions, said to be the greatest in the world. Throughout the rooky, barren Keweenaw peninsula, t;ood for nothing as farming lands, the immense copper deposits have caused large towns to spring up, and they now give employment to tens of thousands of men. About eighteen years age a pig strayed from the drove to which it belonged and fell into a pit on a spot where the city of Calumet now staitds. It rooted about until it uncovered a mass of native copper, and showed to the world the location of the greatest xpper mine ever known. As a result of that pig's rooting humanity is $35,000,000 richer in the use of the oopper there discovered, and the stockholders who, aided by the pig, have helped tie world to this wealth, have received about $25,000,000 for their

trouble. A town of 6,000 inhabitants has gathered around the pig's hole, and nearly 2,000 men are employed in operating the mines beneath. Cleveland Leader. Elk-Hunting. Ceylon has long been celebrated as the best placa in ail Southern Asia for good all-round sport, but the descriptions most usually given of sporting tours in the island are rather calculated to inspire a belief that the rifle and shot-gun are the chief instruments used in the pursuit of game. A correspondent of the Madras Times puts a different complexion on the matter in his account of elk-huntiag, to which he refers as being admittedly the best sport known in Ceylon. The hills on which this fine quarry is pursued stand five thousand feet to seven thousand feet above the sea level, and the district is free from those risks of fever and dysentery which are to be feared on the low-lying plains. It is conducted with the aid of a rather heterogeneous pack that would sadly scandalize any of the great foresters of the Scotch Highlands, but which, nevertheless, contrives to do its business in a masterly style. The first of its component parts includes four or five couple of imported foxhounds. These are the animals upon which dependence is placed for the scent and for "music." Then come three couple of hounds of mixed breed, faster in pace than the true-bred foxhound, and capable, when the scent is good, of bustling the quarry along at a great speed. Lastly there are three or four couple of "seizors," including a thoroughbred deerhound or two from Scotland, a strong greyhound with thick limbs, perhaps a kangaroohound from Australia, and crosses of these breeds with mastiff and bloodhound. After an elk has been found the run is very fast, and it is generally impossible to keep near up with the hounds. Occasionally one of these is snapped up by a leopard lurking on the hillside. When at last the elk comes to bay, it is generally in a strong-flowing watercourse, and the seizors then rush in, aided by the hunting men, whose only weapon appears to be the knife, with which the quarry is stabbed as he faces his four-legged foes. The elk weighs sometimes as much as twenty-eight stone clear, and is a pleasant reward for a run which lists usually two hours or more. The Qlobe. Continental Advertisements. When continental advertisers, bent upon lightening British purses, rashly venture to attack Englishmen in their own tongue, the result is often disastrously comical. The proprietor of a "milk-cur" establishment in Aix-la-Chapelle, af oundet before twenty years of orders from the magestrat," boasts that his quality of " Suisse and his experiences causes him to deliver a milk pure and nutritive, obtained by sounds cow's and a natural forage." One Parisian hosier informs his hoped-for patrons he possesses patent machinery for cutting "sinks" Franco-English, we presume, for shirts. Another proclaims his resolve to sell his wares dirty cheap; and a dealer in butter, eggs and cheeses, whose "produces" arrive every day "from the farms of the establishment without intermedial," requests would-be customers to send orders by unpaid letters, as "as the house does not recognize any traveler." A Hamburg firm notify that their "universal binocleof field is also preferable,, for the use in the field, like in the theater, and had to the last degree of perfection concerning the rigoressness and pureness of the glass," while they are ready to supply all comers with "A Glass of Field for the Marine 52ctm objectly opening in extra stout lacleather etui and strap, atsh 35 shillings 6 pence." Thi& a specimen of their "English young man's" powers of composition that would justify the enterprising opticians in imitating the Frenchman whose shop window was graced with a placard bearing the strange device : "English spoken here a few." Argonaut The Volume Had Come A New-Yorker who was up in the hill country shooting rabbits had occasion to call at a country store for some shot. "Yes, Fve gob powder," replied the little old man behind the counter. "How much did you want?" "I'll take a pound." "What, a hull pound?" "Yes, sir." The merchant came from behind his counter, slowly adjusting his steelbowed spectacles, and for a long minute looked the New-Yorker over as one might read a circus bill. Finally he said: "A hull pound, and you are going to pay cash down i "Yes, sir." "Well um. well! Mister, for the last fifteen years I've been contending that the volume of floating currency was not large enough to do the business of the co'intry, and I never expected to see this day. Cash down for a hull pound oj! powder 1 Wait a minute till I go to the back door and whoop." Wall Street News. The Penstamon As attractive and decorative plants, either for flower beds or borders, the modern varieties of our garden penstamon have scarcely any rival. Their large and showy flowers are given with a remarkable profusion from June to September, and display a numerous variety of shades from white to scarlet and purple. It is a plant emblematical of "high-bred" beauty, and well does it deserve the honor. One of the lower limbs on one of the big elm trees that stand on the common in Arnoldtown, Woodstock, Conn., has fallen. This was probably owing to the weight of the leaves upon the limb, as it extended further in a horizontal direction than the other branches. The place where the limb gave way is not far from forty feet in the air. This is one of the trees set out on the day of the battle of Lexington by the grandmother of Gen. George B. McClellan. If you don't believe that ''three is a crowd," just ask the young man whose sweetheart's smaller brother infests the parlor Sunday evenings.

How My Baby Died. The doctor said it was a severe cold, and prescribed for it. He went away and returned again in an hour without being called. Then I knew my baby boy was more ill than I had thought, and when he went away I followed him out of the house and into the snow-burdened air, and said to him : "Doctor, tell me the truth. Will my baby die?? "It is very ill," he replied, "but there is yet a little hope." Then 1 returned and looked again on that sweet face of my little boy. Where dimples had been, were hard, white lines of pain. Where the nostrils had been such a soft and velvety pink, you could see the light shine through then walls, and every hair-like vein was blue almost to blackness. The little hands which I was wont to feel patting my cheeks had lost their tender cunning, and were lying uselessly on its heaving bosom, purple and clenched. I knew my baby was not for long. I knew that even the angels, who loved it a little better than I, were waiting to take it away. I saw the death-dew stand in diamond beads upon its alabaster brow and felt the dampening curls, that clustered like falling sunshine where I had been wont to kiss it. I heard the faint gurgling in my baby's throat, and saw no recognition in its eyes, once so soft and blue, and laughing, but now glassy with the film of death. They were looking through the roof of my humble cottage, into the realms where the Recording Angel sat, with the book of life open before him, at a page as white as snow, save where the name was written at the top the name of my darling boy. The snowflakes ceased to fall, and the glad sunlight from the west came in through the window and fell upon my baby's bed, flooding it with a radiance and glory like that which trembles on the golden tiles of heaven, and then the stm sank out of view, and in the gray twilight my baby lay, struggling body and soul, the one with the other for the mastery. As the shadows deepened I paw the bony hand of death reach out from among the pillows, and clutch my baby by the throat. I tried to fight the monster back, but he would not loose his hold. The lamps were lighted, and I saw my baby smile, as if it saw a face more welcome, kind, and sweet than the face of her that bore it, bending over its cradle the face of Him who said: "Suffer little children to come unto me, and forbid them not, for of such is the kingdom of God" and while it yet smiled, the soul went out from the tabernacle of clay, and left the temple tenantless and cold, but beautiful as life itself. My baby was dead, and I was clasping to my heart only the clay image of its soul, now winging its flight through the boundless depths of blue that lie between the grave and the throne of God. Is it a wonder that men worship idols of clay when clay is so grandly beautiful as this? I slept and dreamed, and as I dreamed, I saw the pearly gates swing open, and I knew my baby reached home. I caught a glimpse of heaven, and saw it fly straight to the arms of Him who died upon the crpss, and ere the gates were closed the angel with the book drew his wand across the page and held it up to the others, and I saw that naught but the name of my boy was there, written in characters of shining Jift; while all the rest was pure and white, and as the gates swung shut, the harps of mUXjcnji sang a glad refrain. Exchange. A Good Girl. "Wall," said the bootblack who sat next to the alley, and who had been keeping very quiet for a long time, "my gal ain't stylish nor handsome, and she hain't got small feet and a Grecian nose, but she's awful goodhearted." "How good?" asked the one who carried three cigar stubs in his vest pocket. "Well, the other night, when I'd been eating onions and she hadn't, she rubbed limberger cheese all over her mouth so a not to make me f?el embarrassed. Detroit Free Press. The Most Obstinate of Endemic. Of all endemics that la to say, of maladies which arise from canses incident to the localities where tbey occur chills and fever is the most obstinate under ordinary treatment with the sulphate of quinine. That dangerous drug does not eradicate the disease it simply breaks up the paroxysms for the time being, and never yet tea 8 known to prevent their recurrence Hcstetters Stomach Bitters, as a matter of contrast, uproots the germs of the malady, counteracts its terribly weakening and nerve shattering effects upon the system, and prevents the long train of evils which not only the disease itself, but the drugs taken to counteract it, entails. Unlike them, it is not unpalatable and nauseating, but agreeable. Unlike them, too, it produces permanently beneficial effects, and it differs also from them in being safe. There is, moreover, no more reliable curative for constipation, rheumatism, liver complaint, dyspepsia, and debility. A Careless Artist. Mrs. Gimlet called on Mrs. Auger who was married only last year and proceeded to give her some news. "Did you have a nice time, dear, while you were out in the country last month?" she asked. "Oh, yes; a splendid time." Mr. Auger didn'fc go? "No, poor fellow, he had to stay home and work." MAh! I understand he worked pretty hard," said Mrs. Gimlet, with a faint suspicion of sarcasm in her tones. "He painted the city red, my deaf, all the time you were gone." UI knew it," replied Mrs. Auger conclusively, "all the time." "How did you learn it? "He is such a careless, dear old boy that he splattered red paint all over his face, and that on his nose won't wash off." New York Graphic. In thirty years successful experience in the manufacture of 10,U(0 instruments, the Ma:on & Hamlin Company have accumulated facilities for manufacture without which they could neither produce as good o grans as they now make, nor with as great economy, fcaid an experienced manufacturer in witnessing the operation of a single machine in their factory recently: ''One boy with that machine does as much work ns ton skilled workmen could do without it, and does it better at that." These accumulated facilities, including experienced and skilled workmen, are the secret of the'r producing org-ans which are unquestionably the best, yet can be Bold at prices which are a little more than those of the poorestBoston Traviller,

Rustic Ornament Go into the woods and cut three straight branches exactly the same length, about three feet and a half long and three-fourths of an inch in diameter. Cut off the branches to within an inch of the body of each. Let them get perfectly dry, and then if the bark is not smooth, scrape it off. Fasten them together about a foot from the top. Then gild them all over, or, if you prefer it, paint them green or mahogany color. In the crotch set a pretty basket, and inside that a bowl that will just fit it. This may be kept full of cut flowers and vines, or, instead of the bowl, a saucer and pot of growing ferns and vines may be put into the basket. If necessary, the basket may be steadied by passing bright ribbons through and tying them to the three standards. A gilt chain may be wound around where these are fastened together. The result is a pretty ornament with but little expense. Atlanta Constitution. There .Shall He No Alps. When Napoleon talked of Invading: Italy one of his officers said: "But, sire, remember the Alps." To an ordinary man these would have seemed simply insurmountable, but Napoleon responded eagerly: "There shp.ll be no Alps." So the famous 8impkn Pass was made. Disease, like a mountain, stands in the way of fame, fortune and honor to many, who by Dr. Pierce's "Golden Medical Discovery " might be healed, and so the mountain would disappear. It is specific for all blood, chronic lun and liver diseases, such as consumption (which is scrofula of the lungrs), pimples, blotches, eruptions, tumors, swellings fever-sores and kindred complaints. Puck thinks that the mother-in-law is the speaker of the house. Pile tumor cured in ten days, rupture in four weeks. Address, World's Dispensary Medical Association, Buffalo, N.Y. Sleep is very healthful. There i3 nobody who knows this better than the hired girl, especially in the morning.--Rochester Courier. Horaford'g Aci d Phosphate IN SEASICKNESS. Prof. Adolph Ott, New York, fays: "I used it for seasickness, during an ocean passage. In most of the cases, the violent pymptoms which characterize that disease yielded, and gave way to a healthful action of the functions impaired." An old bachelor wants to know if it's BiuaLiity or if it's quantity that takes a premium at the baby show. Merchant Traveler. Repeated revests have induced tho proprietors of Lydia K. PinkhanTs Vegetable Compound to send by mail to various lady correspondents larre mounted portraits of Mrs. Pinkham; and now many a household wall is adorned by the familiar, motherly face of tho Massachusetts woman who has done so much for all women. A man in Rochester fancies himself Rip Van Winkle. He must have been on the police force twenty years. Norristown Herald. A Serious Mistake All who are fond of reading good stories make a great mistake by failing to subscribe for The Chicago Ledger. Each number contains eight stories written by the best authors, neatly printed, and the paper will be mailed to any address for one year for the small sum of one dollar. Sample copies free. Write to The Ledger, Chicago, 111. A Quick Recovery. It gives us great pleasure to state that tho merchant who was reported being at the point of death, from an attack of pneumonia, has entirely recovered by the use of Dr. Wm. Hall's Balsam for the Lungs. Naturally he feels grateful for the benefits derived from using this remedy for the lungs and throat; and in giving publicity to this statement we are actuated by motives of public t enef action, trusting that others may be benefited in a similar manner.

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Despise Not tho Day of Small Things. Little things may help a man to rise a bent pin in an easy chair, for instance. Dr. Pierce's "Pleasant Purgative Pellets" are small things, pleasant to take, and they cure sickheadaches, relieve torpid livers and do wonders. Being purely vegetable they cannot harm any one. All druggists. Crankiness is said to be hereditary. This is cheering news to a boy turning a grindstone.

IFrom the Indianapolis Times. All IIITERESTIIIQ LETTER FROM MR HARRY W, OLMSTEAD. PROOFREADER OF "THE TIMES." The following letter is encouraging and worthy of careful perusal, coming, as it does, from so reliable a source, unsolicited. It contains facts of great value to many: Indianapolis, Ind., Oct. 12, 1884. Dr. David Kennedy : Deab Sib For ten years I have been a sufferer from disease of the kidneys, at times so much so as to make life a burden. . During this time several of the best physicians in Indiana have treated me with little or no success, until I had almost despaired of relief. I then tried several advertised remedies, but nothing produced the desired result until a friend who had been relieved Induced me to give DR. DAVID KENNEDY'S FAVORITE REMEDY a triaL I did so. After taking one bottle I began to experience relief. I took another and was charmed with the result. In all, I have taken four bottles, and can truly say I feel like a new man. I am confident I am entirely cured, as it has Jteen several months since I took the last medicine, and there is no indication of a return of the disease. I have recommended your remedy to several suffering friends who have also been relieved. I write this to return my sincere thanks to you for the cure which has been effected in my case, and also desire to say that I think suffering humanity owe you a debt of gratitude for your wonderful scientific discovery. I shall do all that in me lies to let all sufferers know where they may find relief, and thereby in some measure remunerate you for the good you have done me. Wishing you long life and prosperity, and thanking you for prolonging my life, I am Very truly yours, HARRY W. OLMSTEAD, Proofreader Indianapolis Times. ARREST!! ALL DISEASES OF THE THROAT AND LUNGS BY THE TIMELY USE OF ALLEN'S LOHG BALSAS STRICTLY PURE, ' Harmless to tbe motet Delicate X By ita faithful use CONSUMPTION HAS BEEN CUliED when other Remedies and Physicians have failed to effect a cure.

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