Bloomington Telephone, Volume 8, Number 23, Bloomington, Monroe County, 4 October 1884 — Page 7

OTfiDRE FOB SflOKERS.

In the Journal d'EygieneDr. Felix Bremont dbcusaoQ some laws ol health in their special application to smokers. He says caustically, to begin withy that he it not tailing to schoolboys who puff cigarettes, nor to children who try to play the man by taking iqp one of his faults, but addresses himself to sure-enough, smokers, the numtxtt of whom he has no particular care to increase. The mime rule of hygiene in theeode is radical enough, to be sure, and would Terr speedily, if consistently followed, do away with all the ills of smoking. It is the simple advice not to smoke at all, an injunction that seems to negative the learned Doctor's preface that he is not aiming his re marks at children. We will take his word for it that hardly an old smoker but would avow it had been better for him had be never touched pipe or cigar; but popular science does not really comprehend a discussion of abstract morals, and xt is the practical phase of the Doctor's article rather than its aesthetic that we wish to consider. The evils of smoking may be granted off-hand, but since men will smoke the thing to be considered is how to diminish the bad effects of the practice. ' Happily M. Bremcat is not a fanatic, and scorns not to point out means by which the delicious vice may be indulged at least expense to the system. Imprimis, the cigar smoker should use a holder. By that means leu nicotine is absorbed, and the necessity for spit ting is not so urgent. Long holders are better than short, because they better cool the smoke, and cheap ones are better than expensive ones because they will oftener be renewed. TJiere is, besides, a gain in point of cleanliness in the use of a holder. Too many hands touch the tobacco in its manufacture for it to escape soil, and sometimes it carries with it filth and diseased germs as well. Havana cigars sore recommended as by all odds the best, though the difficulty of getting the genuine article is pain fully recognized; There is very great imposition in the matter of Havana cigars. Very cheap nd inferior goods are made in various parts of Europe and the United States, shipped to Havana for packing, and returned thence with the brand and label ol genuine Havana cigars. At Hamburg, indeed, , cigars are made from cabbage-leaf to- " bacco, and right there done up as Havanas, without the troublesome formality of shipping to Cuba. We suspect the same thing is done in markets nearer home Those cigars are run through Ithe custom house with no greater bother to the manufacturers than taking them out to meet an incoming vessel, upon which they are dumped xor this purpose. This simple act augments their value tenfold. It is recommended as a good hygienic precaution to select' dry cigars for smoking, as they ae free from nicotine. Slow smoking is another excellent specific against the too great absorption of the toxic principles of tobacco. The fast smoker rf wet cigars who does not spit during JUe process dangerously saturates h0 nervous system with poison. To such a person a pipe is altogethpnaipicL The more thoroughly the mw is medically considered the more positive becomes the judgment that cigarette smoking is the most pernicious use of tobacco, and is one of the most fKKiuent causes of disease of the heart. This is not perhaps due to the wrapper aa much as to the habit mgar smokers have of inhaling the smoke, am to the further fact that cigarette tobacco is usually more moist than others, that it may be easily rolled. The pipe is, after all, the nearest approach to hygienic excellence the smoker may attain. But there are pipes and pipes. The best are the most po

rous, whatever the material. They are good in proportion to their absorption of the nicotine, and cease to be good after they have become seasoned. A seasoned meerschaum, for example, is no

for health's sake, at whatever sacrifice of nut-brown beauty, be boiled into its original usefulness as an absorbent. The bowl being well chosen, the stem should be loner. With such precautions.

And ill a tim of drr. titita inKaiwi. tha

smoker has the highest form of hygienic smoking, and the one that should really be most delightful to the sense, soothing without stupefying, exhilarating without exciting the nerves. Short

' stemmed pipes have been very prop-

erly termed scorch-throats, and are most pernicious in their effects. Not only do they admit to the mouth all the poisons of the tobacco, but send in a smoke hot enough to burn any tongue that has not been injuriously toughened by long abuse. The thickening of the epithelial layer is one effect of the use ol these pipes which the French have named brule-gneule. Liberal ventilation of apartments in which smoking is indulged should be observed. The inhalation of foul smoke is a sure means of giving delicate membranes an injurious coating of nicotine. Cleanliness is strongly urged, not only for the benefit of the smoker, but for the sake of those who may be brought in contact with' The odor and effect of tobacco exhaled

ixuui iiuo piiiuaoa aio live pieasan even to smokers and there cannot be too much carejriven to the cleansing of the 111911th. The teeth should be well brushed, night and morning, and the

valuable hint is erven that a gargle of

aromatized water is better to neutralize the odor of tobacco than the best

scented pellets- Chicago Inter Ocean. The Oldest Aatfcer.

xiev. w. Ji. liieig, of .England, was one of the warmest friends of the sec

ond Duke of Wellington, recently de

ceased, jot. ttieig is almost a nonagenarian, and is the oldest living au

thor who still wields a pen. "He was

present at the battle of New Orleans in

1815, p says Labouehere in Truth, "and

saw ten. jraxennam xuiea, ana some of the picked regiments of the British

army defeated by Gen. Andrew Jack

son and a few American backwoods

men. Mr. Gleig, who subsequently

took orders and became Chaplain Gen eral, wroted a spirited description in

his 'Subaltern of the engagement at

New Orleans, and, having started as an

author in 1815, has quite lately contribijted an article to Blackwood's Magazine. His" mind and memory re still entirely unshaken. He -was a great favorite with the Iron Dukje. ; Philadelphia Inquirer. ( Mrs. Magoogln. Mrs. McGlaggerty and the . Irish widow sat on the front stoop of the latter's house and watched Mrs. Magoogin's billy-goat trying to eat the leg off an old iron pet that was leaning against the hydrant. "Do ye know, me frind, ' said Mrs. Magoogin, "that it is a great wandher to me fhwat makes all the gerls be chewin gum?" "They all do it," said Mrs. McGlaggerty. "Fas'n they do," responded the widow, "an it's not the girls alone but the min that does be afther chawin' the durty shtuff from mawmin' till noight, like cows chawin' their cuds. Arrah mushamy, but sthrang things is coram to pass fwin min and wimmin that you'd think 'ould have bethersinne kape their jaws goin' foruver as hard as aff they wur gittin'a dollar an1 a quarthur a day fur their thrubble. Sure an' do ye know, Mrs. McGlaggerty, that my Tommy, as ye calls the toof, towld me that chewin' gum is med out av naygurs9 heels an' grasshappers' wings. Jisht do ye think of it, Mrs. McGlaggerty, fwhoite min and fhwoite wimmin miin' their clane mouths wid naygurs' heels an' grasshappers. Be all that's howly, aff I was a moskeety stharvin' to death on the plains, an' haidnawtfiin' to nibble on but a naygur's heel, I'd lave it alone. Fwhen I tell Arathoosy what her chawin gum is med out aff she laughs in me face an' sez I'm aff me chimp. Aff me chimp, indade! Faix'n an' I'll show her wan av these

foinedr.ys that it's aff Iter feet an' shtandin' an her head ishell be in the alley beyant if she thries any too much shlang an wid me. I'm an ould woman, Mrs. McGlaggerty

that is, I'm oulder than I was afwhoile

back an' be me hopes av heaven an' I'd not part wid thiin for a grate dal. me frind I niver hurd sich talk or saw sich soights as there is in socoiety nowadays. Wid their gum chawin' an' their shlang shlingin' it's hard tellin' fwhither a Biddle shtreet belle or a Cass avenoo jood is a man, woman, or

monkey. Divil resaive the bit av lie I'm tellin' ye, Mrs. McGlaggerty. Bad

dang thim ! they makes gud honisht

payple mad to be lookm at thim. For

my part, Mrs. McGlaggerty, I'm afther

thinkin' that in a few years it's not mm

an wimmin that we ll have in this

wurld, but doime mewsum curassities." St. Louis Critic.

Didn't fiieed It. A guest at a country hotel, after

vainly trying to sleep, summoned the negro waiter and said:

"Look here, what the deuce am I go

ing to do about these mosquitoes?

They are about to eat me up. "Sorry, boss, dat we had to put yer

in dis room, but it couldn' be hepped. 9

"That's all right No doubt the in

tentions of the establishment are good, but confound it, you don't want me to

be eaten up alive, do you?"

"Oh, no, sah; doan'wusn ter harm

yer."

Well, why don't you give me a mosquito bar? You've given one to that

man," pointing to a bed at the opposite

side of the, room. "Yes, sah." "Why, then, can't I have one?9 "'Case dor's only one lowed ter each room, but 111 take de one frum de gennerman, sah, an' gin it ter yer." "I don't want you to do that. He will complain." "Oh, no, sah. He dean need it." "Why?" "'Case he's dead, sah." Arkansaw Traveler.

Why He Went "I thought you told me you did not intend going to the circus, Mr. Jarphly?" remarked Mr. Gosh or n, interrogatively. "Well, you see, I hzA to," replied Mr. Jarphly, apologetically. "I grew tired of those things years ago. They've lost all interest to me. They've got to be wearisome and monotonous ; but the children's fond of them , just like you and I used to be when we were children, and my little boy wanted to go, and I didn't have the heart to disappoint him." "But I didn't see any little boy with you." wNo, poor little fellow, he was taken sick, and I thought I'd go, so I could tell him how everything looked and not disappoint him altogether, he'd set such store by it, you see." Pittsburgh Chronicle. Ought Not to Complain, "What hab yer named yer .boy?" asked an acquaintance of old Nelson. Tse named him. airter myse't" ' "WaH, I alius makes it er rule neber ter name er chile airter er libin' pusson." "W'y so?" 44 'Case, yer see, the libin' pusson mout turn out bad. He moat be hung. It is hard on er boy when Ids namesake am hung." Iat's a fack," replied Nelson, "an' ef I hader thought er dat I wouldn' er named de boy airter mj se'f , fur it am hard on er boy when his namesake is hung, but in dis heah ease it wouldn' be no harder on de boy den it woul' on de namesake. If I could stan' hit he oughtenter complain," Arkansaw Traveler.

Cause and Effect. "O, ma! that must be the drunkard's home like we read about in the story books. All the windows are broken." "Hush, child! the people who live here are very respectable, but some of their near neighbors get oat of patience sometimes, and throw bricks, and bootjacks, and things." "Why, what for, ma?" "The eldest son is learning to play the flute. "Philadelphia Call. Woman has a work to accomplish in this life, and the highest chivalry in man is to let her perform it herself. Prof. Huston, Mississippi University.

From .the Talmud, The ass complains of the cold even in July. ' A single light answers, an well for a hundred men as for one. ' Teach my tongue to say "I do not know." Thy friend bas a friend, and thy friend's friend has a friend; be discreet. dl a word spoken in its time is worth one piece of money, silence in its time is worth two. .The soldiers fight and the kings are heroes. Make but one sale and you are called merchant. If the fox is king, bow before him. The rivalry of scholars advances science. The world is saved by the breath of school children. Even to rebuild the temple the schools must not be closed. Blessed is the son who has studied with his father, and blessed the father who has instructed his son. Rabbi Eleazor said, "Who gives charity in secret is greater than Moses." Kabbah said;, "Men should be careful lest they cause women to weep, for God counts their team" In cases of charity, where both men and women claim relief, the latter should be first assisted ; if there should note be enough for both, men should cheerfully relinquish their claims, Babbah said, "When one stands at the judgment seat of God, these questions are askefl: Hast thou 'been honest in all thy dealings? Hast thou set aside a portion of thy time f or the study of the law? Hast thou observed the first commandment? Hast thou ill trouble still hoped and believed in God? Hast thou spoken wisely ?" A Happy Prospect. "Dear Amanda, it's all right. Well get married before Christmas, " said Mr. Ernest Heidelsnapper, "But you told me last night," said Miss Amanda Pschoddy, "that you were too poor to marry. "O, yes, I know, Amanda, dear," he said, seizing her gentle hand; "but it will soon be all right, and then we will tie wedded, and our hearts will beat as one, and we will go to the beautiful Canadian land and live in a chateau, and have horses, and servants, and n "How good you are !" sighed Amanda, laying her head upon his shoulder. "But I thought you wefe so very poor, Ernest?" "So I am, dearest," he said, "but I've been appointed cashier of the Sixteenth National Bank and -will begin business to-morrow." 2f. Y. Truth. r Sensible Girl. "I offer you myself, my life, my all," said a widower at the feet of a lovely lass. "Will you be mine?" "I must ask you one question first. Did you give your first wife four new bonnets a year and eight new dresses?" Tes, I gave her six new bonnets and ten new dresses every year for the last six yeas she lived." "Thqn I cannot marry you." "And why?" "Because then you haven't money enough left to buy me more than one bonnet and one dress for three years." Bos ton Budget. New .Catalogue of Organs. The Mason & Hamlin Obgan and Piano Company have just issued their new Catalogue for the season of 1884-5. It forms a handsome 4 to ps.raphlet of 46 pages, and contains illustrations accurately showing the appearance of all the styles of organs regularly made by them, with detailed descriptions of the capacity of each; together wifh quite full mention of the general modes of construction employed and the great favor with which their organs have been received all over the world; with accounts of their triumphs at all the great comparisons of such instruments at World's Industrial Exhibitions for many years; with pictures of medals, decorations and diplomas of honor obtained. In looking over such a catalogue one is forcibly reminded of the magnitude which the business of reed instruments has attained. Twenty-live years since only a few were made, under the name "MeLodeons," which had not and did not deserve much favor with

"musicians, enjoying very limited sale at

prices varying from $40 to 5135. Now 80.000 organs are mad yearly In the United States, which are sold in all civiliz! countries at prices ranging from $23 to $1,000 or more. This at least may be said to any purchaser of a Mason & Hamlin organ: he will unquestionably get the very best instrument of its class which can be made. Thirty years' experience is a guarantee of what this company can and will do They cannot afford to send out poor organo. The present catalogue shows an increased and very complete assortment, both as to cases and capacities. It will be sen tt free to any one desiring to see it, on application to the Mason & Hamlin Organ and Piano Company, Boston, New York or Chicago. Boston Traveller. Houses for Brazil. The business of making wooden houses in the United States for custom sale is stimulated by a brisk demand for these products in Brazil, Several large shipments have been made to Bio Janerio, and they were all sold soon after their arrival. Fifteen hundred of them have already been erected in the new city of La Plata, the new capital of the province of Bieaos Ayres. ChU cago Herald. Many newspaper men will appreciate this remark of the late Mrs. Clemmer, who once fulfilled a contract to write a column of matter a day for three years: "It was a toilsome time, but it cured me utterly of the mental perversity that waits for the inspiration of creative moods to do what is necessary to be done. There is, indeed, nothing quite so effective in bringing on ft "mood as the impelling spur of absolute necessity. The Current ""HEUiO!" wb heard ono man say to another, the other day. "1 didn't know you at first. Why! you look ten years younger than youuid when 1 saw you last' "I feel ten years younger," was the rdply. "You know I used to he under the weather all the time and gave up expecting to be any better. Tho doctor Raid I hud consumption. I was terribly weak, had nitfht-HweaU, cough, no appetite, and lost flesh. 1 Baw Br. Pierce's 'Golden Medical Discovery' advertised, and thought it would 'do no harm it it did no good. It has cured me. I am a new man because I am a well one." A man of fine ability a Justice of the Peace. Important. When you visit or leave New York City, save Baggage Expresmge and Carriage Hire, and stay at the Grand Union Hot-el; opposite Grand Central Depot: (too elegant rooms fitted np at a cost of one million dollars, reduced to $1 and upwards per day. European plan, Elevator, Restaurant supplied with the best. Horse cabs, stage, and elevated railroad to all depots. Families can live better tor less monev at the Grand Union than at any first-class hotel in the city.

A Fee in tho Ait. A foe, all the more dangerous because nnseen, lurks in the air of every locality where malaria is developed bymarsh mists, noxious gases, or the vaporization of water contaminated with de-

: caved vegetation. Fever and ague, bilious re

mittent, dumb ague, and the forms of fever which ansume a typhoid character are its products. There is no safety, even for the most vigorous constitution, unfortified against this insidious, foe, and the danger to persons of a bilious halrit or feeble constitution!, is doubly great. Protection may, however, be sought with certainty in Hoe tetter's Stomach Bittrs, the leading American preventive and specific for the disease. It recrulates the bowels, purifies and enriches the blood, healthfully stimulates the liver, and by increasing the activity of its various f unction, puts the sysnem on guard against disease. Besides its usetuluess as a febrile preventive, no finer remedy exists for rheumatism, dyspepsia, inactivity of the kidneys and bladder, and other inorganic maladies. Thk ship of state is dressed in salts made from political canvas, and guided by tho tiHcrof public nntroimgo. viUr'nt Qhtcrvtr. Horsford's Acid Phosphate. UNANIMOUS APPROVAL OP MEDICAL STAFF Dr. T. G. Com stock, Physician at Good Samaritan Hospital, St. Lotiis, Mo., says: "For years we have used it in this hospital, in dyspepsia and nervous diseases, and as a drink during the decline and convalescence of lingering fevers. It has the unanimous approval of our medical staff." A wrong impression Kissing your wife on tho bnck stairs in the darU, supposing her to be the hired girl. Waterloo Gbter-yer. Lyiha E. Pxnkham's Vegetable Compound was first prepared in liquid form only; but now it can be sent in dry forms by mail to points where no druggist can readily bo reached, and to-day the Compound in lozenges and pills finds its way to the foreign climes of Europe and Asia. "I'm looked in slumber," murmurs the prison bird in his sloftp 'fWn'ifq Record The Secret of Life. Scoviirs Sarsaparilla, or Blood and Liver Syrup, is the remedy for the cure of scrofulous taint, rheumatism, white swelling, gout, goitre, consumption, bronchitis, nervous debility, malaria, and all diseases arising from an impure condition of the blood. Certificates can te presented from many leading physicians, ministers, and heads of families throughout the land indorsing'Scoviirsi Blood and Liver Syrup in the highest terms. We are constantly in receipt of certificates of cures from the most reliablo sources, and we recommend it as the best remedy for above diseases. It Will Cost You NothHug. "For what?" For a medical, opinion In your case, if you are suffering from any chronic disease which your pbysican has failed to relieve or cure. lrom whom?" From Drs. Starkey & Palen, 1109 Girard St., Philadelphia, dispensers of the Vitalizing Treatment by Compound Oxygen which is attracting wide attention, and by which most remarkable cures in desperate chronic canes are being made. Write and ask them to furnish such information in regard to their treatment as will enable yon to get an intelligent idea of its nature and action. Young Men, Bead This. The VotTAic Belt Co. of Marshall, Mich,, offer to send their oelebxiited BtiEcrao-Voltaic Belt and other Electric Appliances on trial for thirty days,, to men (young or old) afflicted with nervous debility, loss of vitality and manhood, and all kindred troubles. Also for rheumatism, neuralgia, paralysis, and many other diseases. Complete re ;tcration to health, vigor, and manhood guaranteed. No risk is incurred, as thirty days' trial is allowed. Write them at once for illustrated nam nh let. free.

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"Put np" at ithe Clault House. The businessman or tourist will find firstclass accommodations at the low price of ffc and $3.50 per day at the Oault House, Chicago, corner Clinton arid Madison streets, litis far-famed hotel is located in the center of the city, only one block from the Union Depot. Elevator; all appointments flrst-clasa, H. W. Horr, Proprietor. CarlKMiiies. Petroleum she. Is its brilliant light, In cot aricl palace seen; And on our heads its blessing bright, From wondrous Carbollne. Mens man's Peptonized beef Tonic, the only preparation of beef containing its entire nutritious properties. It contains bloodmaking, force-generating and life-sustaining' properties; invaluable for indigestion, dyspepsia, nervous prostration, and all forms of general debility:; also, in all enfeebled conditions, whether titie result of exhaustion, nervous prostration, over-work, or acute disease, particularly if resulting from pulmonary complaints. Caswell, Hazard & Co., proprietors. New York. Sold by druggists. Editors are probably cautious in lending the indorsement of their names and in Hue nee, but Mr. John Hearu, of the Valley Sentinel, Sidney, O., writes that Athlophoros gave his wife more relief from rheumatism and neuralgia than anything she had ever tried, and she had tried everything, having suffered, for fifteen years. Prico, $1 per bottle. If j'our druggist hasn't it, i end to Athlophoros Co., 112 Wall street, N. V. ' Hay-Fever. I can recommend Ely's Cream Balm to all Hay-Fever sufferers; it is, in my opinion, a sure cure. I was afflicted for twenty-flve years, and never before found permanent relief. W. H. Haskins, Mrfrfchfleld, Vt. Nervous Weakness, Dyspepsia, Sexual De bility, cured by We.ls' Health Kenewer. $U Hay-Fevbb. I have been a Hay-Fever sufferer for three years; have often heard Ely's Cream Balm spoken of in the highest terms. I used it, and with the mo-it wonderful success. T. S. Geek, Syr acme, N. Y. Bed-bugs, flies, :roaches, ants, rats, mice, cleared out by 41 Rough on Rats." 15c. Ftso's Cure for Consumption is not only pleasant to take, b at it is eure to cure. Stinging .irritation, inflammation, all kidney and urinary complaints, cured by "Buchu-Paiba," $L Public speakers and singers usePiso's Core for hoarseness and; weak lungt. -Rough on Pain." Quick cure for Colic, Crampa, Diarrhoea, Aches, Piilns, Sprains, Headache.

Fearfully Common. Kidney Complaint Among JSoth Sexes and Ages A Brilliant Recovery. Dr. David Kennedy, of Rondout, N. Y is often congratulated on the exceptional success of his medicine called "Favorite Remedy," In arresting and radically curing these most painful and dangerous disorders. Proofs of this, like the following, are constantly brought to his attention, and are published by him for the sake ef thousands of other sufferers whom he desires to reach and benefit. The letter, therefore, may be of vital importance to you or to someone whom you know. It is from one of the best known and popular druggists in the Ane and growing city from which he wriis and doubtless where those may find Mr. Crawfori at his pluce of business on the corner of Maine and Union streets: Springfield, Mass., March 32, 1S51. Dr. David Kennedy, Rondout, N. Y. : Dear Sir For 'ten years I had been afflicted with Kidney disease in its most acute form. What I su ffered must be left to the imagination for no one can appreciate it except who have gone through it. I resorted to many physicians and to many different kinds of treatment, and spent a great deal of a orey, only to find myself older and worse than ever. I may say that I used 35 botJes of a preparation widely ad vertised as a specific for this precise sort of troubles, and found it entirely useless at least in my case. Your "FAVORITE REMEDY" I say it with a perfect recollection of all that was done forme besides is the only tiling that did iae the slightest good ; and I am happy to admit that It gave me permanent relief. I have recommended 'FAVORITE REMEDY" to many people for Kidney disease, and they all agree-with me in saying tfait DR. DAVID KENNEDY'S FA VOIUTB It KM KD If has not its equaling" wide world for tlda distrensing and often fatal complaint, Use this le tter as you deem best for thelefitof others, lours, etc LYMAN C1UW&RD.

"No Physic, Sir, In Mine!"

A good story comes from a poys boardingfohool In "Jersey." The diet was monotonous and constipating, and the learned Principal decided to introduce some old style physic in the applesauce, and await the happy result?- One bright Ind, the smartest in school, discovered tho , secret mine in his sauce, nnd, puslif tig bock hUjilnte, shouted to the pedagogue, 'No physio, sir, In mine. My dftd told mo to use uuttitn' hut Dr. Pierce's 'Pleasant Purgative Pellets,' and they are doing their duty HKe a charm!" They arc anti-bilious, and purely vegetable. Thr man who thought he could live on the "milk of human kindness' died in the poor house, of dyspepsia Chicago Eye. It's no secret nostrum. We speak of Dr Pierce's Extract of Smart-Weed, composed of best French Brandy, Smart-Weed, Jamaica Ginger, and Camphor Water. It cures cholera morbus, colic or cramps in stomach, diarrhoea, dysentery or bloocly flux, and breaks up colds, fevers, and inflammatory attacks. Why is a buckwheat cake like a caterpillar. Oecaufe it's the grub that makes the butter fly.'

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FOR THE CURE OF FEVER and AGUE Or CHILLS and FEVER, AND ALL MALARIAL DISEASES The proprietor ef this celebrated medicine justly claims for it a superiority over all remedies ever offered to the public for the SAFE, CEETAIN, SPEEDY and FEBHANENT care of Ague and Fever, or Chilli and Fever, whether of short or long standing. He refers to the entire Western and Southern country to bear him testimony to the truth of the assertion that in no ease whatever will it fail to cure if the directions are strictly followed and oarried out. In a great many cases a single dose has been sufficient for a cure, and whole families have been cured by a single bottle, with aperfeot restoration of the general health. It is, however, prudent, and in every case more certain to cure, if its use is continued in smaller doses for a week or two after the disease has been checked, more especially in difficult and long-standing cases. Usually this medicine will not require any aid to keep the bowels in good order. Should the patient, however, reauixe ft eathartio medicine, after having taken three or four doses of the Tonio, a single dose of BULL'S VEGETABLE FAMILY PUIS will be sufficient. BULL'S 8AB8APABILLA ils the old and reliable remedy for impuritie of the blood and Scrofulous affections the King of Blood Purifiers. BR. JOHN BULL'S VEGETABLE WORM DESTROYER is prepared im the form of candy drops, attractive to the sight and pleasant to the taste.

SMITH'S TONIC SYRUP, BULL'S SARSAPARILLA, BULL'S WORM DESTROYER, The Popular Remedies erf the Day. Prlacipal 0fflce8Sl Mila St,. LOUISVILLE, ITT.

Pain is supposed to be the lot of un poor mortals, as inevitable aa death, and liable at any time to come upon us. Therefore it is important that remedial agents should be at hand to be used in an emergency, when we are made to feel the excruciating agonies of pain, or the depressing influence of disease. Such a remedial agent exists in that old Beliable Family Bemedy. PERRY DAVI8' Pain-killer It was the first and is the only perma nent Pain Reliever. ITS MERITS ABE TJTSSUEPASSED. There is nothing to equal it. In a few mo ments it cures Colic, Crampa, Spasms, Heartburn, Diarrhoea, Dysentery., Flux, Dyspepsia, Sick Headache. It is found to CURE CHOLERA When all other Remedies fsiL WHEN USED EXTERNALLY, AS A LINIMENT, nothing gives Quicker ease in Burns, Cut. Bmlites, SpraliiH, Stingrs from Inserts, and Scalds. It removes the fire, and the wound heals like ordinary sores. Tlione suffering with Rheumatism, (iout, or Neuralgia, if not a positive cure, they find the PAIN-KILLEI , gives then relief when no other remedy will. In sections of the country where FEVER AND AGUE Prevails there is no remedy held la pretter esteem. Persons traveling should keep it by them. SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS. ARi YOU BOLDOUS? If you feel dull, drowsy, have frequent headache, mouth tastes bad, poor appetite, tongue coated, you are troubled with torpid liver or " biliousness." Why will you

suffer, when a few bottles of Hops and Malt Bitters will cure you ? Do not be persuaded to try something else said to be just as good. For sale by all dealers. HOPS & I VI ALT BITTERS CO., DETROIT, MICH.

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anil poison exl by the disease, and prevents thj nis;ht sveats and tis;ht)iess across the ehese which accompany It. Consumption Is not att

incurable malady. HAUL'S RAXAJHLWfUei

you, even though pittesional aid naia

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