Bloomington Telephone, Volume 7, Number 51, Bloomington, Monroe County, 3 May 1884 — Page 7

rVoddin Ftowen. For recent weddings soma beautiful floral designs hare been made, some of which are novel. At one, the bouquet of the bride was composed of Lily of the Valley, several hundred sprays being used in this one bunch 'The bridesmaids' bouquets were of Crimson King Carnations, fringed with "Maid of Guernsey chrysanthemums ; - each bunch contained 160 carnations, and the edging, of the wild white petals of the chxysanthemunA was exquisitely lovely. At a charming mdding, the bride and bridegroom stood under a wishbone of flowers in heroic size which was swung from one end of the drawing-room from a stem fringed with autumn leaves. The top of the wishbone was studded with brilliant carnations of La Pwete variety. The ends were also of ths flower. The limbs of the wishbone were woven with white carnations. Sinilax garlanded the banisters. The plant decoration was small but choice. The bride carried a bunch of Mermet roses and the bridesmaids' bouquets were of crimson Sing Carnations and Perle dee Jar din rosebuds. For another wedding, a lattice screen was made to cover the long mirror before which the marriage took place. This screen was composed of coils of smilax plaided, and the effect of this light lattice was very beautiful. Over the top was suspended a large basket of roses and spring flowers. There was a straw vase filled with pick rosebuds and mignonette, with a cluster of Jacqueminots at the center. The novelty in ornamental growing plants for the house is the hanging shell of Lycopodiutrtj which is extremely pretty. Some of the shells are ordinary ccnch shells ; others are made of glazed plaster, and colored with foam tints. The moss is arranged to droop, and it has a light and refreshing effect. Brackets filled with Lycopodium add grace and cheerfulness to any apartment. The only care required is sprinkling as often as the moss dries, rowing ferns are the fashionable ornament for the table. Becent adornments for an avening reception consisted of a fiord, piece representing -a musical score, the bars woven in flowers on a white background, the whole supported by a floral harp. Over the mirror was a network of delicate smilax, which crossed the glass in deep festoons, cn which rested tiny humming-birds and butterflies. Against the wall, on one side, was a lyre, on the other a harp. Around and on the mantle were arranged handsome plants; amid which stood a piano made of flowers. Over the folding doora leading to the library was suspended, from cordons of smilax, a flower violin and flute. Birch-bark canoes, lined ith tin and planted with ferns, or filled with cutflowers and trailing vines, suspended from fcfcve chandelier, have a very pretty effect, in conjunction with other decorations, Jfor evening entertainments. Floral World.

Should Wow Carry Umbrellas! Humph ! And so everybody on your staff is audacious enough to advocate the legislative prohibition to woman of the means of Keeping her head dry wben it rains. We do hope that he is a married man with at least a half -dozen unmarried and unmarriageable daughters, and that they and his wife will all be caught out in an April shower with their new Easter bonnets on, and will march into - his sanctum and refuse to stir a peg urn"1, he shall call coupes and let them stop at Mme. Fussandfeathera and, order, seven new bonnets. Serve him right if he had to pledge his watch to got rid of them. Kit the indications are that he is a musty, crusty old bachelor, disappointed in his youth, and ever on the alert to work off his spleen against woman in general and somebody in particular. Well, double or single, he is a man, and we will wager a new hat that we can tell just hew he carries a closed umbrella, lie "is born that way." It is a physical impossibility for him "to do it otherwise." He will balance it on tike top of his shoulder, or else hug it under his arm a square right angle to his side, with the greater part protruding in the rear, and then, pray, who holds the "death-dealing weapon" above " danger line V and who can do the most harm, he or a woman with an umbrella at full sail? He can, probatum est, for we were down town yesterday, Jnd in a crowd came within range of the metal tip of ah umbrella perched upon the shoulder of a man. We knocked it away m self defense; he growled and knocked back, then we turned and knocked again. Besult : Ho has been released on bail to await consequences. Letter to Box ton Globe. ; Breaking a Murtang; Is an entertaining paper in the St. Nicholas, entitled "Among the Mustangs, n Noah Brooks gives the follow

ing graphic account of the methods of capturing and breaking the wild horse of the prairies : "Hiding at f all speed, the Mexicans career over the plains like wild men, whirling their coiled lariats, or lassos, over their heads as they fly. Their horses are covered nith foam, and often bleeding from the cruel spurs with which they are urged on. The earth trembles under the tramp of many hoofs beating the solid ground, as pursuer and pursued gallop madly fa? and wide. Suddenly the lariat sings through the air, its noose opens itself and drops over the head of a terrified fugitive, the hunter's steed instantly braces itself with it 3 forefeet and drops on its haunches, so as to make an anchorage, as it were, for the caught mustang. And there is no escape now for the captive. The hunter next blinds his prize, takes a turn of the lariat around its forelegs, forces a heavy bit into its it onth, and at once begins to ' break ' it to the saddle. How do you suppose the poor mustang feels when it finds itself saddled, bridled, and straddled by a tyrant man? In vain it jumps s:i!l-Iegged,' pluugfes, and 4 kicks. No aaimal in the world has so many tricks aad antics as a newly captured wild fKre; but man, its conqueror, is equal to all of these. In a few hours the poor beat, so lately a free and careless crea-'Ure, a wild rover of the boundless f lairs, is reduced to abject subjection. Hh spirit if. broken, and, though it may a all retain some of its native vicious-

Bees, it is the slave of its owner. Henceforth it never forgets the lasso. It knows and dreads the sight of one ; and, if it escapes, there is very little difficulty in catching it again. But its rider, too, must never forget that the hapless captive is only half-tamed. He must watch it narrowly, for often afterward, when he least suspects such insubmission, the steed he rides will try to throw him, and will struggle under the saddle as if it were but newly snared. Tramps' Baggage "Do you see that old pile of valises there in the corner?" said the agent of the Pacific Express Company. All of these valises belong to tramps, who have shipped them to various parts of the epuntry.w "How do you know that the valises belong to tramps?" "Because, after many years service in the express business we locate things by instinct. The majority of the valises will never be called for and will be sold at auction, because their aspiring and migratory owners have long since been killed while trying to steal a ride on the truck of a freight train." "How long is such freight kept before it is sold?" "We allow it to remain for a year, and then sell it at auction to the highest bidder. Very often I have seen a tramp come into the office and show a receipt for an old valise that had been on hand for at least eight or ten months. He would open it and take out a comparatively dean shirt and put a soiled one in its place, and then ask me what it would cost to send the valise to Little Bock. I would state the express charge, and then he would say, Will it cost much more to send it to El Paso?' 4 Yes a little more.' If I send it to Santa Fe, how long will they keep it before it is sold? ' One year ''Well, if that's the case, just send it to Santa Fe; I'll be there in that time. Here's your money air,' And without another word, he will turn andwalk out, and you will never see his gentle face again. New Orleans Times-Democrat "The Autograft Bizness." J osh Billings hits the nail on the head when he writes : "I receive every day from four to ten le iters asking me for my autograph, all of which I reply to, sending the desired signature. The matter has grown into a first-class busi-

ness. To nmlte it pr on table one tamer

must hereafter be observed. I shall not be able to supply the demand only to those who inclose a stamped and addressed envelope for remailing. That may be tuff, but it is so honest that I think a barbarian would shed tears over it It may pay a new beginner in the autograft trade to send his signature in an envelope stamped by himself, but I feel as though I had got a peg higher in the traffick. If this bizness is did as it is did now, in forty or fifty years more I will be expected not only to furnish each applicant with an autograft, but a box of pills and a $2 greenback to pay them for the trouble."

"THE THIRD' HOUSE."

Some Little Satisfaction. A speculator who Sad dropped $60,-

000 in Wall streets inside of three months, was asked, by an acquaintance if he wasn't sorry that he had invested his money in speculation.

"Well, no" he answered. "If I

hadn't done sol should have always

felt that I xcught have doubled my money in speculation." u Were you badly reduced?' "So badly chat my watch has gone to the pawn-shop," "It is too bad too bad!" "Well, I dunno about that. On the one hand I've lost my last dollar and poverty stares me in the face, while on the other I have the satisfaction of knowing that my fasfiily is not acquiring habits of extravagance.

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plied his companion. 4I don't see anything remarkable about him. " "Why, he's a politician, you know; runs the machine; in all the big jobs; makes I don't know how much money, and just how ! Why look at him ! Do you notice nothing remarkable ?" "Can't say I do." "Why, he's got his hands in his own pockets T Pittsburg h Chronicle- Telegraph. The Season a Good Little Boy Didn't Want to Attend School. "Have you been attending school regularly since I left home, Johnnie?" asked Congressman Grabe, who bad

come on from Washington to spend a few days with his family. "No, sir!" frankly replied the Washingtonian boy. Why, my boy," said the indulgent parent;' "you won't know anything when you grow up to be j nan unless you go to school now." "Well, replied tue boy, with a satisfied air, u I don't want to know nothin. I'm goiny to be a Congressman like you, papa, when I grow up," An Eye to Business A photographer advertises : "In consequence of the daily increase of accidents by railway, the public are earnestly requested to call at and have their portraits taken, that some memento of departed friends may be left to sorrowing survivors." Swept and Devastated hy Floods, The land inundated by t hem, will prove unusually fruitful of malaria, for tho retiring waters leave as a posthumous evil miasmatic vapors which, hanging like a pull above the saturated earth, sow lever and ague, bilious remittent, and diseases equally malignant. There is sure protection, however, to be found in Hoetetter'a Stomach Bitters, the ruliag remeJy aid chief preventive of disorders caused by miasma. Siuce the Bitter6 is a toni :j of perfect purity, and a means of regulating the system as well as renewing strength, it is admirably fitted to the wants of - the debilitated, bilious and nervous, who are ill-fitted to encounter climatic influences unfavorable to heal tn. Rheumatism, disorders or the utomach, liver find bowels, kidney and bladder ailments arc eradicated by this safe agreeable arfl benign remedy whioh specially commends itself for family use.'

Its Good and Bad Members Th Remarkable Experience of a Close Observer of Its Workings During a Long Residence at Washington. Correspondence Rochester Democrat. No city upon the American continent has a larger floating population than Washington. It Is estimated that during vhe sessions of Congress 25,000 people, whose homes are in various parts of this and other countries, make this city their place of residence. Some come here, attractod by the advantages tho city offers 'or making the acquaintance of public men; others have various claims which they with to present, while the great majority gather here, as the crows flock to the carrion, for the sole purpose of getting a mors l at the public crib. The latter clas, as a general thing, originate tho many schemes which terminate in vicarious bills, all of which are either directed at the public treasury or toward that revenue which the black-mailing of corporations or private enterprises may bring. While walking down Pennsylvania avenue the other day, I met Mr. William M. Ashley, formerly of your city, whose long residence here has made him unusually well acquainted with the operations of the lobby. Having made my wants in tali particular direction known, in answer to an interrogative, Mr Ashley eald: "Yes, during my residence here 1 have become well acquainted with the workings of the Third House, as it is termed, and could tell you of numerous jobswhnh, like the Heathen Chinee,' arc peculiar. You do not regard the lobby, as a body, vicious, do your" "Hot necessarily so; there are good and bad men comprising that body; yet there have been times when it must be admitted that the combined power of the Third House' has overridden the will of the people. The bad influence of the lobby can be seen in tho numerous blood-bills that are introduced at every session. "But how can these be discovered?'1 "Easily enough, to the person who has made the thing a study. I can detect them at a glance." "Toll me, to what bills do you refer?" "Well, take the annual gas bills, for instance. They are introduced for the purpose of bleeding the Washington Gas Light Company. They usually result in an investigating committee which never amounts to anything more than a draft upon the public treasury for the expenses of tho investigation. Another squeeze is the Uottor bills, as they are called. These, of course, are fought by the butchers and market men. The first attempt to force a bill of this de. seription was in 187V, when a prominent Washington politician offered a fabulous sum for the franchise." "Anything else in this line that you think of, Mr. Ashley?" "Yes, there's tho job to reclaim the Potomac flats, which, ha) it become a law, would have resulted in un enormous steal. The work is now being done by the Government itself, and will rid the place of that malarial atmosphere of which we hear io much out side the city." "During your residence here have you experienced the bad results of living in this climate r" "Well, while I have not nt nil times enjoyed goDdCieiltu, I am certain that the dif cuity whieff laid me up so long was not malarial. It was something- that had troubled me for years. A shooting, stinging pa n that at times attacked different parts of my b idy. One day my right arm and le would torture me with pain, t iere would be great redness, heat, and swelling of the varts: and perhaps the next day the left arm and leg would be similarly uffeoted. Then acrain it would locate In some particular part of my body and produce a tenderness which would well nigh drive me frantic. Taero would be weeks at a time that I would bo a dieted with an intermitting kind of pain that would come on every afternoon and lqave me comparatively free from pain suffering the balance of the twenty-four hours. Then I would have terrible paroxysms of pain coming- on at any time during the day cr night, when I would be obliged to lie upon my back for hours and keep as motionless as possible. Every time I attempted to move a chilly sensation would pass over my body, or I would faint from hot flashes. I suffered from a spasmodic contraction of the muscles and a soreness of the back and bowels, and even my eyeballs became sore and distressed me greatly whenever 1 wiped my face. I became ill-tempered, peevish, fretful, iniuutle, and desperately despondent.' "Of course you consulted the doctors regarding your difficulty?" "Consulted them? well I should say I did. Some told me 1 had neuralgia; others that I had inuammatory rheumatism, for which there was no cure; that I would be aliictod all my life, and that time alone would mitigate my sufferings.' "But didn't they try to relieve your miseries?" "Yes, they vomited and physiced me, blistered and bled me, plastered and oiled me, sweat, steamed nnd everything but froze me, but without avail." "But how did you ilnally recover?" "lhad a fii:md living in Michigan who had been artiietcd in a similar way and had been cured. He wrote me regarding his recovery and advised me to try the remedy which cured him I procured a bottle and commenced its use, taking a tabiespoonful after each meal and at bed time. I bad used it about a week when I noticed a decrease of the soreness of the joints and a general feeling of relief. I persevered in its use and Ilnally got so I could move around without limping, when I told my friends that it was Warner's Safe Kheumatic Cure that had put me on my feet." "And do you regard your cure as permanent?" "Certainly. I haven't been so well in years as 1 am now, and although I have been subjected to frequent and severe changes of weather this winter, I have not felt the first intimation of the return of my rheumatio trouble." "Do you object to the publication of this interview, Mr. Ashley?" "Not at all, sir. I look upon it as a duty I owe my fellow creatures to alleviate 'their sufferings so far as 1 am able, and any communication regarding my symptoms and euro that may bo sent, to me at 50 J Maino avenue will receive prompt and caretul attention." "Judging from your recital. Mr. Ashley, there must be wonderf ul curative properties about this medicine;" "indeed, there is, sir, for no man suffered more nor longer than did 1 before this remedy gave me relief." 'To go back to the oriswal subject, Mr. Ashley, I suppose you eee the same familiar faces about the lobby session after session 1" "No, not so much so as you might think. New faces are constantly seen and old ones disappear. The strain upon lobbyists is necessarily very great, and when you add tc this the demoralising effect of late hours and intemperate habits and the fact that they are after found out in their steals, their disappearance can eus'lr be accounted for." "What proportion or these blood-bills are successful?" "Avery small percentage, sir. Notwithstanding the power and influence of the lobby, but lew of these vicious measures pass. Were they successful it would be a sad commentary upon our system of government, and would virtually annihilate one branch of it. The great majority of them are either reported adversely or smothered in committee by the watchfulness and loyalty of our Congressmen." J. B. D. "With time and patience the mulberry leaf becomes satin. What difficulty is there at which a man should quail, when a worm can accomplish so -much from the leaf of tho mulberry? American Art. 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Junior Vice Commander, ilr. A. G. Alford, Jr., Vice Department Commander of Maryland, G. A. R. Baltimore, Md., writes: "I have kept St. Jacobs Oil by me, and always found it a ready remedy for pains, aches and bruises. When suffering terribly a few weeks since with an itinerated tooth, I could not get any rest, and I applied it. I was instantly relieved, and my suffering ceased from that time. " Be true to yourself and then you will be true to others, A better record con no man desire.

Ladles in America lonjr before they reach nVddle ogre frequently find themselves suffering from some of the complaints and weaknesses peculiar to their sex. For all such Kidney-Wort is a great boon. It induces a healthy action of the Kidneys, Liver and Bowels, cleanses tho system, and strengthens and gives new life to all the important organs of the body. It is nature's (rreat assistant in establishing and sustaining1 health. Hold by all druggists. Wren a New York family have trouble with the Irish servant, they try to Bridget over.

Ernest Reese, of Hannibal, Mo., says: "Samaritan Nervine cured me of sick head' ache." A tub-rent item refers, of course, to the hole in the boy's pants made by the house Joar. m Pimples pustules, and all skin disorders arts cured by using Samaritan Nervine. Sand as a Motive Power. In Nevada the scarcity of water has prompted the use of sand to drive an over-shot wheel. A wind wheel runs a belt containing a large number of baskets and these carry the sand into a large tank and a large stream of sand is allowed to fall on the ovoi'-shot wheel, which operates just the same as water. "W hen there is much wind sand is stored np for nse when calm prevails, so the machinery is never idle. After a sufficient quantity of sand has once been accumulated there is no more trouble on that score, the same sand being used over and over. Exchange. Many who long suffered from indescribable feelings of distress, lame back, aching joints, sores swellings, weakness of the urinary and "digestive organs, unnatural feelings of weariness, headache, nervousness despondency, sleeplessness, disturbing dreams, partial insanity, etc., after doctoring liver, kidneys, nerves, and brain with the various quack nostrums of the day, and being nearly lightened to death by their alarming advertisements, quietly began using Dr. Guy soft's Yellow Dock and Sar-:aparilla, and were agreeably surprised to quickly find themselves restored to perfect health. No other remedy equals it. a buckiko horse is frequently tae power beuindthe thrown. Last year's fashions are out of date, but last year's friends are still our own. This is why Mrs. Pinkhams Vegetablo Compound never loses favor; every lady who knows its worth (aud who docs not?) fee'.s that the kindly face of Mrc. Pinkham is that, of an honored friend.

Writing the obituary of an adversary seoms like a mean kind of revenge. Very Well Put. Why do we defer till to morrow what we should do to-day? Why do wo neglect a cough till it throws us into consumption, and consumption brings us to the grave? Dr. Wm. Hall's Balsam is sure to cure If taken in season. It has never been known to fail. Use it thoroughly, according to directions. Persevere till the disease is conquered, as it is certain to be, even if it should require a dozen bottles. There is no better m edicine for pulmonary disorders. My Six -Year-Old Daughter. Dn. Cm J). Warner: Bear Sir I received the complimentary bottle of White Wine of Tar Syrup you so kindly sent me. Our little 6-year-old daughter had a very sore throat, badly ulcerated, and coughed almost incessantly. We gave the medicine according to directions, and she began to improve immediately and soon got well. Please accept thanks. . Mrs. Groves and I have recommended it to others. I shall want to get some of it at the beginning of winter, as X consider it a very superior medicine. Yours very respet'trulJy, Kev. H, D. Groves, C.arksvil.'e, Mo. Pastor M. K Church. Fashionable Follies. Fashionable ladies like to get a "new wrinkle," but they don't want to show it on the forehead, neither do thoy want to be hairless. Therefore they should use Carboline, the great hair producer. Cattle Wanted Parties having cattie for sale of any class, please address, giving grade, numbers, age and price, John C. Abbott, Box 3260, Denver, Col, The acrid and poisonous humors t hat creep into the blood and permeate the system cause the swelling of the joints and inflammation of the muscles that are design ited as rheumatism. This, with its twin disease, neuralgin, can only be successfully combattcd by a medicine that goes to the source of the trouble. In Athlophors a sovereign remedy has been secured. It makes the blood healthy state and drives disease away. Price, $1 per bottle. Athlophoros Co., 112 Wall St., N. Y. I can Bafely recommend Ely's Cream Balm for the cure of Catarrh, Cold in the Head, etc. Before I have used the first bottle I purchased 1 find myself cured. At times I could scarcely smell anything and bad a headache most of the time. Hknkv Lily, Agent for the American Express Co., Grand Haven, Mich. (Price M Pukr Cod-fiiver Oil, made from selected livers on the sea shore, byCARwxkL, Hazard & Co., New York, It is absolutely pure and sweet. Patients who have once taken it prefer it to all others. Physicians have decided it superior to any of the other oils in market. Last winter I found positive relief from Catarrh, with Ely's Cream Balm. Was troubled for years. I have no doubt a thorough u po of Cream Bulm will cure a great majority of cases, B. D. Norton, Ithaca, N. Y. (See ad.) Pise's Cure for Consumption, does not dry up a cough; it removes the cause. Br. Sanford's Liver Invigorator purifies the Mood, aids digestion, regulates the bowels. If afflicted with Sere Eyes, ubo Dr. Isaac Thompson's Bye Wator. Druggists sell it. 25o. The short, hacking cough, which leads to consumption, is cured by Piso's Cure. "Bough on Hats" clears out Kats, Mice. 16c. Mother Swan's Worm Syrup, tasteless. 25o. "Rough on Coughs" Troches, 15c; Liquid, 50c. Wkuls' May-Apple (Liver) Pills, 10c. uKough on Toothache," instant relief, 15o.

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coemption: 1 have a poiitive re.ne It for the above dUcato: by tut

use thousands of c&sos of the wont kind and of lofis

standing have been enred. Indeed, so stronff it my fatlK In Its efffency. that I will mmd TWO BOTTLES PR EH, ts-

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APirrSICIAJf f Tdm Pra lies uyi of Rldgf Fm4 i 1 can say of thlc preparation of food that It hu NEVER FAILED me, or fulled to aps when piven itrfrtly according to my dlrrctbtu. With tcrupulout care, there nedl bs Terr tittle trouble from bow el iwnplatnti; and to this I (vsclbe the fact th.tf I have new lost s cfaUd with anv form of diarrhea or die a Infantum. WOOUUCH .t CO., Manufactoren, Palmer, Massachusetts.

Save Your Loved Ones FROM A DRUNKARD'S GRAVE By the timely use of Da. SIR J A3, L. CLAF JTES SALVATION POWDERS. A posiitlve euro for drunkenuese. Can be mixed vith all liquids, ale, liquor, tea or coffee, and administered without the knowledge of the patient Produces at onoe a d it trust for alt intoxicating liquors. One box will frequently euro the worst case. Securely packed. By mail, ftl per box. Address THfi CLARKE MKDIClVsCO., 21 and 23 Ann Street, N, Y.

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