Bloomington Telephone, Volume 7, Number 38, Bloomington, Monroe County, 2 February 1884 — Page 7

LEAF TOBACCO IN 1888. Recently publish! statistics regard' ing the leal tobacco trade of Louisville, Ky., for the year ,1883 show a decided increase in volume over any other year, and a correspondingly satisfactory outlook for the future. The sales exceed the aggregate in the next largest year's business, 1878, by 17,872 hogsheads, aad are 27,400 hogsheads in excess of the sales of last year. The volume of business is 25,859 hogsheads in excess of the average of the preceding four years, a gain of 41 per cent. A reference to average transactions by periods of years demonstrates that the expansive tendency in the business of the Louisville market is a thoroughly established factor, though in 1883 the rate of expansion has been increased beyond all precedent. The average sales in the four years ended in 1871 amount ed to 54,075 hogsheads. The average sales of the four years ended -with 1883 amounted to 70,757 hogsheads, showing a gain of 16,682 hogsheads. But the sales in 1883 loomed away above the average, exceeding .those of any year by 27,460 hogsheads. The course of the market in 1883 has been remarkably favorable to the producing or selling interest. The business of the year was languid and tame at the outset, suffering as it did from the depression transmitted from the last quarter of 1882, and from the injurious influence of uncertainty in regard to tax legislation. But courage soon began to assert itself among buyers, and the heavy offerings which began to come forward within a few weeks after New Year's were taken with increasing avidity. The theory came to be generally accepted that the tax would be reduced, but also the act would contain a rebate clause to indemnify buyers of manufactured tobacco under the old rates. The final passage of the law in accordance with these anticipation gave the tirade an impulse which was both powerful and lasting, and the course of affairs since has demonstrated that, notwithstanding the high cost of leaf, the lower cost of goods to the consumer, which was rendered possible by a reduction of the tax, increased appreciably, fine rate of consumption. There were occasional lulls of demand during the remainder of the year, but none of much consequence, until the new crop began to appear. The offerings of this crop immediately created the most favorable anticipations in respect to its character, and certain, of the more undesirable grades of the old fell into temporary neglect and suffered a decline. This, however, was soon in part recovered. The prospects for 1884 are very encouraging. There is a crop to market of unexampled excellence and of fair proportions in quantity. The general position is such as to afford reasonable guarantees that good prices will be rjsalized, and besides the character of the crop will help its sale materially. Louisville will probably sell as much or more tobacco as in 1883. Her popularity among sellers has steadily increased and extended, and her trade lines are being lengthened in all directions. The annual report of Inspector Gasey to the Cincinnati Tobacco association shows the year's business in leaf tobacco 'to have been the largest in the history of the market. Since March 1 there has not been a dull day. The offerings exceed by 24,071 hogsheads those of any previous year. The sales amounted to $9,522,000. Within ten years the bmsmess has trebled. The specialty of the market has been the white trarley tobacco. The crop of last year contained a larger amount than usual of inferior and common tobaccos. The average price realized per hogshead was $10.84, which is high when the quality of the offerings is considered. Set Alarmed. - What is there about a graveyard which so frightens people that few care to enter one at night ? Even the sailor wiio has faced a hurricane, or the guns of an enemy, will go a long way around, at night, rather than take the short cut that leads across the village churchyard, An 'interesting story, which is yet told at the firesides of Vermont, brings out the fearlessness of the hero of Ticonderoga, and his indifference to the superstition that then ruled in the community. There was a&ispute one day in the Tillage where Ethan Allen Vaved .as to how far Ins well-known courage would permit him to go in deeds of daring. The dispute finally resulted in a wager being proposed to Allen. The terms were that he Bhould go to the graveyard on a dark, stormy night, without a lantern, enter a certain vault, open a coffin, and lay his hand on the skull of the skeleton within. His word was to be taken as the guarantee of .the performance. When the dark night came, not a few of Allen's admirers thought that his courage would fail him. Bst he went to the graveyard, entered the tomb, grouped his way to a coffin, took off its lid, and laid his hand on the .skeleton's skuUL Just then a sepulchral voice exclaimed: "That's my skull! "All right," thought Allen, who suspected that some one had followed him to see if he could frighten him; TH show him what I dare do." He replaced the lid, and, opening another coffin, placed his hand on its skulL Again was heard the voice, saying: "That's my skull!" "That's a lie," exclaimed Allen; "no man ever had two skulls." From that day the villagers believed than Ethan Allen's courage was bounded by no human limitations. Youth'8 Companion. Gas. The distances, often many miles, through which gas is transmitted b?f ore it issues are such that with any other mode of distributing power they would, says the J5iweer,considerablyenitance the cost of the power. Prof. Osborn Beynoldsthus explains this: It t kes about 10 cubic feet of gas to develop 1,000,000 pounds in a gas engine, whereas of compressed air in the ordi-;

nary . w i wquld; ; require . 140 cn)o few o yield awne $0w$r. Hence the comparative cost of transmission is the cost of transmitting 10 cubic feet of gas against that of 140 cubic feet of compressed air, and this would be about asl to 25 ; so as a means of distributing energy gas is 25 times more efficient than compressed air. A Scotch Piper. The Orientals love the noisy music which comes from the clashing of cymbals and the beating of gongs. A Turkish ambassador who attended a London concert was asked how he ' liked the music. "I was pleased with the first part," he replied. He referred to the tuning of the instruments. An Indian prince, wishing to honor the officers of several English regiments marching through his territory, invited them to an afternoon entertainment. The officers went, accompanied by the band and twelve pipers of a Highland regiment. The prince paid little attention to the music of the band, but when the pipers struck up a Scotch reel, he exclaimed, "Beautiful! That is the music for me ! Can I get such a band? Can I buy it?" On being informed that he might purchase the discharge of one of the pipers and hire him to instruct his own men,he at once made arrangements to secure the services of John McK -. The Highlander was appointed the prince's head musician, given a good house, several cows and a horse and buggy, besides a liberal salary; He was arrayed in a scarlet tunic covered with gold lace, blue-cloth trousers with gold lace down the seams, a blue and gold turban, and a heavy, broad sash. Fourteen men, supplied with bag-pipes imported from Scotland, were placed under his instruction. The prince at first proposed to dress his pipers in full Highland costume. Bat the Scotchman's pride could not stand seeing a native dressed up in a kilt. So the pipers were uniformed in green cloth tunics and tartan trousers. The prince frequently sent for his head piper to amuse him, or to soothe him to sleep by the shrill music of his own pipes. On such occasions John always received a handsome present in money. He' remained five years with the prince, and then, having saved a largesum of money, returned to Scotland and set himself up in business. Scotch Parents. A young Scotch friend of mine, of high literary reputation, generally spends, once a year, a month with his family on the outskirts of Edinburgh. His father is a Presbyterian minister, occupying a very enviable position. On the day of Ms departure, my friend invariably finds on the breakfast table, by the side of his plate, a little paper, carefully folded. It is .a detailed account of the number of meals he has had during his visit to his father's

house; in other words, his bilL But the son is as sound a Caledonian as papa, and does not part ' with his coin before he ascertained that all the items are accurate, and the addition correct. "Why, father, I see you have marked bacon and eggs for my yesterday's breakfast; I assure you I did not touch the eggs." "You were wrong not to do -so then, my boy; they were on the table, why didn't you help yourself?" I know another ..interesting Scotch papa who presents his children, .as they come of age, with the bill of all thstt he has spent upon them, including the fees of nurse and doctor. The children sign and undertake to repay the outlay. Edinburgh Letter. Constitutional Question. " Pd like for you to return my saw," said a carpenter to a colored man. " Has I got yer saw ? " "I suppose so, for vou borrowed it." " An' ain't I dun fetched it back ? " "No, you haven't." "Wall, I tell yer; Iborrid dat saw 'fore de Spreme Cou't knocked de rocks, offen de Cibil Bights bill. De law ez it stan's now' says dat a white man ain't got no moah rights den a nigger ; in fack, dat da's jes' de same, habin right fur right." "That has nothing to do with my saw." " De mischief it don't. Yer had .a right ter len' it, didn' yer ? " " Of course I did." " Yas, wall, dat's one right, an' I has a right ter keep it, dat's anuder right. Good-day, sah. Wheneberyer wanster discuss der Const'ution o' de country blow yer ho'n an' I'll be dar.'" Exchange. A Touching Incident. "Please, sir, can't you do something to assist a poor man?" asked & miserable looking, emaciated tramp of a portly Austin property owner. "What can I do for you ?" "Give me some of your cast-off clothes." "But, man alive, they wouldn't fit you." "I think cast-off clothes would ;suit me very well. I've been cast off by society, myself." "Can't do it, my man. Times are so hard, and taxes are so high that I have to wear my cast-off clothes myself." The tramp then made a business proposition to swap clothes, but upon the nabob hesitating, he withdrew it and himself, and drifted across the street in the direction f a beer saloon. Texas Siftings. How He Doubled His Trade. Mr. Benj. W. Paton, pharmacist, Globe Village, Mass., says that the miraculous Eain-cnre, St. Jacobs Oil, has greatly elped his other business, and the soles of the remedy have doubled in one month. He keeps a large supply always on hand. Officers of the Army and Navy pronounce St Jacobs Oil to be the greatest pain-cure of the age. A new kind of cloth is being made in Lyons from the down of hens, ducks and geese. Seven hundred and fifty grains of feathers make one square metre of a light and very warm waterproof cloth, whieh can be dyed in all shades. Women jump at conclusions and generally hit it; men reason things out logically and generally miss it.

HYPOCHONDRIA. 1

She Mysterious Element In the Mind that Arouses Vague Apprehension What Actually Causes It, The narrative below, by a prominent scientist, touches a subject of universal importance. Few people are free from the distressing evils which hypochondria brings. I'hey come at all times and are fed by the very flame whieh they themselves start. They are a dread of coming derangement caused by present disorder, and bring about more suicides than any other one thing. Their first approach should be carefully guarded. Editors Herat.: It is seldom I appear in print, and I should not do so now did 1 not believe myself in possession of truths, the revelation of which will prove of inestimable value to many who may see these lines. Mine has been a trying experience. For many years I was conscious of a lack of a want of nerve tone. My mind seemed sluggish, and I felt a certain falling oft in my natural condition of intellectual acuteness, activity and vigor. I presume this is the same way in which an innumerable number of other people feel, who, like myself, are physically below par; but, like thousands of others, I paid no attention to these annoying troubles, attributing them to overwork, and resorting to a glasB of beer or a milk punch, which would for the time invigorate and relieve my weariness. After awhile the stimulants commenced to disagree with my Btomach, my weariness Increased, and I was compelled to resort to other means to find relief. If a physician is Buffering he invariably calls another physician to prescribe for him, as he cannot see himself as he sees others; so I called a physician and he advised me to try a little chemical food, or a boltle of hypophosphates. I took two or three bottles of the chemical food with no apparent benefit. My lassitude and indisposition seemed to increase, my food distressed me. 1 suffered from neuralgic pains in different parts Of my body, my muscles be"came sore, my bowels were constipated, and my prospects for recovery were not very flattering. I stated my case to another physician, and he advised me to take fives to ten drops of Magende's solution of morphine, two or three times a day, for the weakness aud distress iu my stomach, and a blue pill every other night to relieve the constipation. The morphine produced such a deathly nausea thfit I could not take it, and the blue pill failed to relieve my constipation. In this condition I passed nearly a year, wholly unfit for business, while the effort to think was irksome and painful. My blood became impoverished, and I suffered from incapacity, with an appalling sense of misery and general apprehension of coming evil. I passed sleepless nights and was troubled with irregular action of the heart, a constantly feverish condition and the most excruciating tortures in my stomach, living for days on rice water and gruel, and, indeed, the digestive functions seemed to be entirely des royed. It was natural that while in this condition I should become hypochondriacal, and fearful suggestions of Belf-dcstructlon occasionally presented themselves. I experienced an insatiable desire for sleep, but on retiring would lie awake 'for a long time tormented with troubled refiectiens, and when at last I did fall into an uneasy slumber of short duration, it was disturbed by horrid dreams. In this condition 1 determined to take a trip to Europe, but in spitfe of all the attentions of physicians and change of scene and climate, J did not improve and so returned homo with no earthly hope of ever again being able to leave the house. Among the numerous friends thatcalled on me was one who had been afllictcd somewhat similarly to myself, but who had been reStored to perfect health. Upon his earnest recommendation I began the same treatment he had employed, but with little hope of being benefited. At first I experienced little, if any, relief , except that it did not distress my stomach as other remedies or even food had done. I continued its use, however, and after the third bottle could see a marked change for the better, and now after the fifteenth bottle I am happy to state that I am again able to attend to my professional duties. I sleep well, nothing distresses me that I eat, I go from day to day without a feeling of weariness or pain; indeed I am a well man, and wholly through the influence of H. H. Warner & Co.'s Tippecanoe. I consider this remedy as taking the highest possible rank In the treatment of all diseases marked by debility, loss of appetite, and all other symptoms of stomach and digestive disorders. It is overwhelmingly superior to the tonics, bitters, and dyBpepsia cures of the day, and is certain to be bo acknowledged by tTio public universally. Thousands of people to-day are going to premature graves with these serious diseases, that I have above described, and to all such I would say: " Do not let your good judgment be governed by your prejudices, but give the above-named remedy a fair and patient trial, and I believe you will not only be rewarded by a perfect restoration to Health, out you win also ue convinced that the medical profession does not possess all the knowledge there 4s em braced in medical science. A. G. RtCEARns. M. D., 463 Tremont street, Boston, Mass. Aphorisms from the Quarters. De price ob your hat ain't de niedjer ob your brains. Ef your coat-tail cotch afire, don't wait tell you kin seede blaze w you put it out. De gsave yard is de cheapes' hoarding-house. Makin' new law books don't swell de natchul honesty in folks. Dar's a f am'ly coolness 'twix' de mule an de s lingle-tree. It pesters a man dreadful when he git mad an' don t know who to cuss. Buyin' on credit is robbin' nex 'ear's crop. unrrmas witnout nonaay is like .a candle without a wick. A fat tramp better change his biziniss. A bull-dog is a po' jedge o' coat-tails. De craw-fish in a hurry look like he tryin' te git dar yistiday. 'Tis hard for de sniartes' folks in de will' to giflong without a little tech o' good luck. Leon heron' lead de pack when de rabbit in sight. J. A. Mackeij, in the Century. Causes of Nervousness. The maladies which above all others cause nervousness, are dyspepsia, biliousness and constipation. The great sympathetic nerve which connects the epigastric region with the brain, Is always injuriously affected if the stomach and bowels ara disordered; a permanent derangement of the functions of those organs re acts by sympathy upon the entire nervous sysitsem. Hostetter s Stomach Bitters, In restoring itone and regularity te the digestive apparatus And overcoming constipation, permanentlv remedy the nervous complaints which originate in alimentary weakness r disturbances. They acq. the veiy best nervine that can be used. By ,.uvut.uiiK uio cxcuuic causes or nervous weakness, they permanently overcome the dluabilitV itself. Rut f.hin ia nnt. nil Utr n)w.,lrin the maladies which cause nervousness, they , j, ow ue sysiem weajceueu ana uepleted by nervous disease. Champion oarsmen feather their nests by feathering their oars. Pretty as a Picture Twonty-four beautiful colors of the Diamond Dyes, for Silk, Wool, Cotton, &c, 10c each. A child can use with perfect success. Get at your druggists'. Wella, lUchardson & Co., Burlinjrtou, Vt. The most prominent man in the city is the street sweeper. He fills the public eye. In the delirium of fevor, and in restlessness, there Is no such remedy as Samaritan Nirviiie. ItuuAti performers on brass instruments wero, twenty years ago, country-baud of war. Mr. U. J. Andekson, of Egypt, Tex., writes: "Samaritan Neiviueeur&i my daughter of tits,"

ABE DREAMS PROPHETIC!

Some Instances in Point How Prediction Of May Be Defeated. Troy N. Y.) Times.) Ten days before his death Lincoln dreamed that "the President" lay dead in the White House, " killed by the hand of an assassin." When his wife heard of the tragedy she exclaimed, "His dream was prophetic! " The majority of dreams, however, are never fulfilled they are too fantastic, or they are solved by contrary events. People are often possessed of the idea that they shall soon die. They find themselves the subject of strange feelings. They know they are not whr.t they once were, and as they approach certain ages they are quite sure they will not "be long of earth." These impressions as a rule are the result of an imagination disordered by disease, but they ean be shakon off by prompt and thorough measures. We aro told that very many diseases can be prevented; indeed half the deaths are said to be preventable! Hence the importance of alw ays acting promptly in every personal emergency. Justice William Moul, of West Sandlake, N. Y., very highly esteemed in Troy, was for years plagued by forebodings that he was doomed to an early death. He had dull and flitting pains in various parts of the body, his complexion was bad, his appetite was variable: he felt weary without known cause, was constantly constipated, his tongue was heavily coated, and frequent feverish disorders appeared. Then followed extreme tenderness and pain in the back, great lassitude, gravelly deposits in water, which was dark, frothy and odorous, all indicating liver and kidney disorders. These developments alarmed him, especially since physicians did him no good. About giving up in despair, he followed the counsel of one of the Supreme Court Justices to use Dr. David Kennedy's Favorite Eemedy (of Itondout, N. Y.,) as an experiment. It acBttcied his bad feelings, revived his appetite, restored his liver and kidneys, renewed bis blood, increased his weight by twenty pounds, and to it alone he gives the credit of saving his life. Dreams and .warnings and forebodings of early death need not always be fulfilled if proper measures are promptly taken to defeat them. Money, in Tonquin, is made of lead. A ! 1 I - II I , 1 - louj- giuiig snapping is luiiuweu ujr it vuuus, ruo carries ner purse ana perspires. Solid Comfort. Every one likes to take solid comfort, and it may be enjoyed by every one who Keeps Kidney-wort in thcrnouse and takes a rew doses at the first symptoms of an attack of Malaria. Rheumatism, Biliousness. Jaundice, or any affection of the Liver, Kidneys, or Bowels. It is a purely vegetable compound of roots, leaves, and berries having special value in kidney troubles. Added to these are remedies acting directly on the Liver and Bowels. It removes the cause of disease and fortifies the system against new attacks. Many a woman who does not know even the multiplication table can "figure" in so ciety. Higher Prices for Batter-. All dairymen who use Wells, Richardson & Co.'s improved Butter Color, agree that it Increases the value of butter several cents a pound. It is pure and harmless, convenient lor instant use, has no taste or odor, and gives a clear golden richness to the butler. It is the very best butter color obtain able, and is not expensive. In every State in the Union the demand for it is increasing. It i-n't a great way to the end of a cat's nose, but it s tur to the end of its tail. An Undoubted Blessing. About thirty years ago a prominent physi cian by the name of Dr. William Hall dis covered, or produced after long experimental research, a remedy for diseases of the throat, chest and lungs, which was of such wonder ful efficacy that it soon gained a wide reputation in this country. The name of the medi cine is Dr. Win. Hall's Balsam for the Lungs, and may be safely relied op as a speedy and positive cure for coughs, coldB, sore threat, et?. Indorsed by the Clergy. We take pleasure in recommending Dr. Warner's White Wine of Tar Syrup to any public speaker that may be troubled with throat or lung disease. Kev. M. I. Booher, pastor Prestyterian church. Heading, Mich. Hev. J. T. ladings, Albion, Mich. Kev. V. L. Lockwood, Ann Arbor, Mich. Have you Catarrh? "Dr. Sykes' Sure Cure" is an unfailing remedy. Have you I heard of it? There is a general comp'.aint i among druggists that they cannot get enough j of " Dr. Sykes' Sure Cure for Catarrh " to supply the demand. 1C thus disappointed write direct to the Doctor, 181 Monroe street, Chicago. JTob dyspepsia, indigestion, depression 01 spirits ana erenerai debuitv m their various forms; also as a preventive against fever and ague, and other intermittent fevers, the "ierro-.r'nosnnoratea JEUxir of caiisava. made by Caswell, Hazard & Co., Now York, and sold bv all drncrerists. is the best tonic: and for -patients recovering from fever or other sickness it has no eauai I found it a sure cure. I have been troubled with Catarrhal deafness for seven or eight years, with a roaring noise in my head. I bought medicine In thirteen States, but nothing helped me till I procured a bot tle of Ely's Cream Balm. In four days could hear as well as ever. I am cured of the Catarrh as well. I consider Ely's Cream Balm the best medicine ever made. Gahbett Widbick, Hastings, N. Y. Cured tlergymen. Hev. L. S. Oaultan. ef Circleville, Kas., says Dr. Warner, your White Wine of Tar Syrup has been in my family and found to be all and even more than you claim or it. it is a speedy cms for all Throat and iLung diseases. Carbo-lines. Sorrow and gloom the soul may meet. Yet love wrings triumph from defeat; And the coarsest hair can still be fine By using Magic Carboline. What ails you? If it is a cough, take Piso'B Cure. Sold by druggists. & cents. "Bough on Eats" clears out Eats, Mice. 15o. Mother Swan's Worm Syrup, tasteless. 25a. "Bough on Coughs" Troches, 15c; Liquid,50e. Wjblm' May-Apple (Liver) Pills, lOo. "Kough on Toothache," instant relief. 15a "Buchu-paiba," Great Kidney and Urinary Cure. $1. "Bough on Coma," for Coma, Warta, B anions. ISc. Wsmxs' Health Renewer cures Dyspepsia, Impotence. The "Bough on" Tooth Powder, elegant 15o. "We always keep Piso's Cure for Consumption in the house." RIC DflVTo sell our rubber hand stamps. Terms D I b rfl I Iree. Taylor Bros. & Co., Cluveland.Oliio. 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Lung Balsam ! A GOOD FAMILY REMEDY ! THAT WILL CUJg' COUGHS, COLDS, OEOOP, c o ra s Dr. MmdlOi, DatMt of CfndnnU, wu thought to be tn tie lint ( f CansnMptlon uid m lndu d by Mi Mcndi to try AHen'i Lug Btlitm after thtt formulfc waa ibowa him. We hire Ma letter JerofaSh WrM, tl Merlon Coobit, W. Te write vi that hie wife heel Palme try f ITW1 and we prooeeiooeVi when UA um that It at once cared hi cough aad that he wu Lnivr and far. HevrMeetha he aad hU neifrkbon thhtk tt the belt medicine ia tk Mte io returns nis tic. u world. CONSUMPTION. P T I O Wb. C. Dlnee, Merchant, of Bowling Green, Vi. writ. ADril 4. 1881. Wm. A. Graham k Oet, Wholfaale Dneewiate, ZaoecrUla, Ohio, write a of the earn of atat&a Freomaii, a well-knotrav citizen, who had been afflicted 1th reaoattle fa Ha wont, fims far twelve) cared htaaa Ttfaw'JnS that he want ns to know that the Imtf Baleaai haa eared hie Mather of Cam. wmptiea. after the phy tic Lea Bed given ner n at loourable. He aavi o there kKDwinr her taken the Balaam and been cured. He thbkaell eoeXMedehMldflTCbairUl. many , ekUaa. of aw em ALLEtTS LONG BALSA0 In haurnlesa to the most dellcafm child! It Anntaina nn SBmlaaeve In n v flanae i Recommended by FhyeMaaw, Mlnlatern aad Siirn. In nwt by everybody who baa given it a rood trial. It Herr falla to iam eWllit, As an Expectorant it lias no Katutl. SOLD BY ALL MEDICINE DEALERS. BUGSSEO BENEFACTORS. When a board of eminent physicians and chemists announced the discovery -chat by combining some well-known valuable remedies, the most wonderful medicine was . proiuced, which would cure such a wide range of diseases that most all dher remedies could t e dispensed wit h, many were skeptical; but proof of its merits by actual trial has dispelled all doubt, and to-day the discoverers of that great medicine. Hop Bitters, are honored and blessed by an as benefactors. These Bitters are compounded from Hops. Buchn, Halt, Mandrake and Dandelion and other oldest, best and nfost valuable medicines in the world and contain all the best and most curative proprrtiea of ai;: other medicine?, beine the greatest Blood Pu rifier, Kidney and liives Regulator and Life and Health Best oring Agent on earth. No disease or ill-health can possibly long extet where thene Bitters are used, so varied and perfect are their operations. They give new life and vigor to the aged and infirm. To all whose employment! cause irreg rt'arity of the bowels or uilnary organs, or who require an Appetizer, Tonic and mild Stimulant, these Bitters aro Invaluable, being highly curative, tonic and stimulating, without intoxicating. Ko matter what your feelings or symptoms are, what the disease or ailment is, use Hop Bitters. Don't wait until yon are eiclt, but if you only feel bad or miserable, use tie Bitters at ence. It may save your life. Hundreds have been saved by so doing. 9" $500 t will be paid for a case they will not cure oc help. So not surfer yourself or let your friends suffer, but use and urge them to use Hop Bitters. Remember, Hop Bitters is the prtrest and best medicine ever made; the "Invalid1 Friend and Hope." No person or family should be without them. "I was troubled for many years with serious Kidney and Liver Complaint, Gravel, etc ; my blood became thin; I was dull and inactive; could hardly crawl about, and was an old wornout man all over, and could grit nothing to help me, until I got Hop Bitters, and now I am a boy again. My blood is pure, kidneys are all right, and I am as active as a man of 30, although 1 am 72. Father. "For ten years my wife was confined to her bedwith such a complication of ailments that no doctor could tell what was the nu.tter, or core her, and I used up a em-ill fortune in humbug stuff. Six months ago I saw a U. S. fiitg with. Hop Bitters on it, and I thought I would be a loot once mor, and I tried it, but. my folly proved to be wisdom, and two bot:les cured her. Hhe is now as well and strong as any man's wife, and it only cost me two dollars. H. W , Detroit, Mich. ITBaeBEuTSWrnmi Liver and Kidney Beotedy, Oomnoonded from the well known I Curatives Hops, Malt, Buchn, Manarafce. uanaeiion, Barsapaniia, tjasdrake. Dandelion, Barsapi cara Sagrada, etc., combin agreeable Aromatio Elixir. Dineawtui tan THEY m DYSPEPSIA & WESTIOIU Act upon the Liver and Kiaaeys, I mnrtTTT a rmn mmn uni3rvT.ii I " I They cur s Rheumatism, and all Uri-1 nary ironoies. Tney mviirate, nourish, strengthen and cmie the Nervous System. As a Tonlo they have no Equal. Take none but flops and Malt Bitters. FOR SALE BY ALL DEALERS. I Hops and Malt Bitters Co. I DETROIT, MICH. 1 TRADE- ga eaajanwaa aanaweenv COPY-. PATENTS sa. Describe your Invention,. L. BISWHAit, Patent Lawyer (Book on Patents free), WwsUtwton, D.C. CONSUUPTIOr.. 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